Kyle Broflovski is a Lonely Jew On Christmas - SOUTH PARK
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
- The boys won't let Kyle join in on any of the Holiday activities because he's Jewish. Kyle sings a song about feeling lonely and left out on Christmas.
"Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" S01
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EXT. PLAYGROUND - DAY
The kids all run outside, where big, beautiful flakes of snow are falling from the sky.
STAN
WOW! Christmas snow!
WENDY
Try to catch snowflakes on your tongue, it’s fun!
VINCE GUARLDI piano MUSIC kicks in as all the kids catch snowflakes.
A flake lands on Stan’s tongue.
A flake lands on Cartman’s tongue.
Kenny points his head up, but just then a bird flies by and shits in Kenny’s mouth.
KENNY
PLMPH!!!
STAN
OH SICK, DUDE!!
Kyle sticks out his tongue, but-
CARTMAN
Hey! What the hell are you doing?!
Jewish people can’t eat Christmas snow!
KYLE
We can too!
STAN
No, I think it’s against the law, dude.
KYLE
OFFICER BARBRADY!!
Barbrady is standing in an intersection, directing traffic.
BARBRADY
What?
KYLE
IS IT ILLEGAL FOR JEWS TO EAT CHRISTMAS SNOW?!
BARBRADY
Yes.
Kyle stares down at the ground, pouting.
KYLE
DAMMIT!
STAN
Hey, come on guys, we have to go to
the mall and tell Santa Claus what we
want for Christmas!
CARTMAN
Yeah, we’ll see you later, Kyle. Guess
there’s no reason for you to come
since you don’t get Christmas presents.
KYLE
No, but I get Hanukkah presents for EIGHT DAYS!!
CARTMAN
Too bad it’s usually a dreidel or
something lame like that.
Stan walks away from Kyle.
STAN
We’ll catch up with you later, Kyle.
The kids all start to walk away from Kyle.
KYLE
Wait! I may not have Santa, but I do
have Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo!
The boys all stop.
STAN
What is this about Christmas poo dude?
KYLE
Mr. Hankey. He comes out of the toilet
every year and gives presents to
everybody who has a lot of fiber in their diet.
CARTMAN
Oh Kyle, c’mon seriously, you are
really reaching right now.
KYLE
Well, you’re gonna be sorry when you
see me riding around on Santa’s sleigh
with Mr. Hankey, fat ass!
CARTMAN
(Super snooty)
You’re not gonna ride on Santa’s
sleigh ‘cause you’re a Jew, KYLE.
STAN
See ya, dude.
Everyone leaves. Kyle stands there alone... Sad. Sad, soft music begins.
KYLE
It’s hard to be a Jew on Christmas
My friends won’t let me join in any
games. And I can’t sing Christmas
songs Or decorate a Christmas tree Or
leave water out for Rudolph ‘Cause
there’s something wrong with me
My people don’t believe
in Jesus Christ’s Divinity
I’m a Jew
A lonely Jew
On Christmas...
Kyle walks over to where he sees children laughing and playing and sitting on Santa’s lap. Kyle watches from the distance, behind a tree.
KYLE
Hanukkah is nice, but why is it that
Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating ham I have to
eat kosher latke. Instead of Silent
Night I’m singing Ooo chach to ga
vive and what the fuck is up with
lighting all these fucking candles
tell me please!
I’m a Jew
A lonely Jew I’d be merry, but I’m
Hebrew On Christmas.
The song ends. Kyle slowly walks away.
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@@sc2765 it already started, 24
i love the fact that kyle knows santa and jesus personally yet he's still jewish lmao
i don't think the belief in santa matters in the jewish religion, but most jews acknowledge jesus was a person! they just don't believe he is the messiah or the son of the god.
@@ahandley05 yeah kind of hard to do that after you stuck him on a stick
Technically, Jesus is Jewish. Plus, according to South Park, the only religion that leads to heaven is Mormon.
@@gengarsmaster3529 is that from the PSP episode?
@@ahandley05 I don't either but I do believe he was a Socialist. Does that count?
If Kenny, Eric, and Stan were going to the mall to see Santa, then why were they sitting with Santa outside in the middle of nowhere?
because of the shootings in the mall. Its safer outside in the middle of nowhere.
Creepy actually now i think of it.. Santa alone with them in the middle of nowhere haha.
It was the same thing in the show’s second pilot
Because theyre liars
Because that's not santa
A reffernce
Kyle may not have Santa, but he does have Mr Hankey
he had
Hi
I'm pretty sure they kicked mr hankey out of south park
That’s like saying “ I may not have a dad, but I have bilbo baggins”
Why isn’t Mr. Hankey a Hanukkah poo?
it's hard to be a Jew on Christmas
@@SailaSobriquet 😑
@@SailaSobriquet not really its December 26th when everyone is sleeping all day and eating leftovers. Or in Canada is Boxing Day which is very important in Canada since they don't celebrate a holiday made up by the American Govt.
It's hard to be whitey on kiwansa Hahaha:)
It's hard being Jewish in general
@@Skets.x.Czesko especially since Jews vote for anti-semit, leftist politicians
Hey look I didnt die this time!
Yay :D
Yay ken!💖👏
Nice Kenny
Good kenny
For once :-P
Yet, in "Christmas Snow", Kyle has a Christmas tree in his house.
Well it is the twenty first century; the holiday ain’t just for believers.
I mean, the Christmas Tree has nothing to do with Jesus, so a Jew can safely celebrate it.
I still don't get why Muslims don't celebrate Christmas, though.
Hanukkah Bush?
ShadeStrider103 I'm muslim and my family has been living in germany for the past three generations. I don't understand why we would celebrate it. We have our own festivals. For example, a christian wouldn't fast on Ramadan, right?
Christmas is a secular celebration these days, as much as christians want to deny it
Kyle is one of my favorite South Park characters. I know he doesn't get a lot of love, but I still like him and Cartman since they're polar opposites.
Why doesn't he ? Kyle's brave, clever and wise 😶 my favorites characters are him and Stan
Tbh idk what you mean. Kyle is easily one of the best characters in south park
Kyle is an absolutely brilliant straightman kind of character, in that he is very capable of being wildly immature like the rest.
Kyle is definitely one of my favourites
I like Kyle too
I know Kyle is a fictional character, yet I still feel bad for him.
Yeah, I do feel sorry for him.
Why do you feel bad for a cardboard cutout and ship the cardboard cut out gay with his friends and enemy's
@@linalokir2178 bro, he just said he felt bad for him. Relax
@@momjeanslover it's just a cartòòn
@@linalokir2178 he knows that is a cartoon
I’m not Jewish, I’m muslim actually but this hits home and is extremely relatble just replace Hanukkah with Eid.
Same I can relate because I'm Muslim too
I can't relate. I'm a heathen and enjoy the hell out of any holiday.
Yes a Muslim pal
me too dude hahaha
Eid is much better bro
I love when Matt Stone sings on this show. There's a vulnerability in his voice that is unmatched
I wish South Park would make more episodes there were so many events this year they could have covered.
I think they're working on it
@@freeunderratedmusic4273 not really, it only takes 6 days to write, animate and voice episodes. If they were working on it then there'd be a new episode in a week
@@AbiRose539 6 days to animate them?? Why do I have a hard time believing that??
@@freeunderratedmusic4273 there's a video about it, go check it out. If i remember correctly, it called 6 days to air or something along those line
@@AbiRose539 but it was a 1 hour special, they might be working on another one so it could take them 3-5 months
This always made me tear up for some reason. I’m not even Jewish but I always hated the holidays cause my family sucks so I felt lonely during the holidays. So I can relate to this a bit
Aww, I’m sorry
*Sniff Sniff* I can smell…..a quite miserable person….yeah! A pathetically miserable dude indeed
If you have a family of your own, you can make it up by being good to them and that means so much more
May you have love and blessings this holiday ❤
*Top ten saddest anime moments*
Yeah, but it isn't anime. It would be cool to have an south park anime.
thats the joke though
@@CrimsonH2O Not to be a dick but the "Top ten anime" meme has been around for years now
Excuse me Ma'am, are you stuck in 2016?
**cries in anime kyle**
Parker one of the creators of South Park based this episode in part from a school chorus concert where a Jewish student was asked to sing a Hanukkah song while the rest sang Christmas songs. While the intent was to make the student feel special, Parker said she felt more lonely and isolated.
You mean Matt Stone, right?
@@KirbyVanPelt No. Trey Parker.
stone is jewish but they didnt meet till collage trey knew another jewish person who felt alone singing a haunnakua song when everyone else sang christmas songs@@jrcasselman
Anybody else actually get sad when Kyle sings this?
No. This song is gay.
@@typingcat your gay
@@Inactivechannel-r6 Who says I'm gay?
@@typingcat we do
@@typingcat we
2:14 I don't even know what he's saying but I love how aggressive he sounds
It’s Hebrew language
@@nytrix5346 that doesn't change the fact that I can't understand him
@@nytrix5346 Actually that's just Gibberish XD
(I'm native Hebrew speaker)
@@O_H7 i knew the gibberish represented Hebrew
German
My boy Kyle I feel you. This was always my favorite song on Christmas
I Feel for Him Too!
not me playing this on loop
Kyle was always my favorite character. Always related to characters who are usually sidekicks. Also usually ends up being the voice of reason in friend groups. Only things are that I don't have a bitch mom and a younger brother, also I'm not Jewish
Yelp
10-4 good buddy remember keep on trucking and keep the rubber side truck driver
Kyle: is it illegal for a Jew to eat Christmas snow?
Official Barbrady:….yes
🤣🤣🤣
How can you find that funny?
@@MalwinaKuras-mp8irThe pause.
You DONT FEEL BAD ABOUT HIM
is it bad that when i first saw this episode i predicted the joke
Kyle: is it illegal for a Jew to eat Christmas snow?
Me: Hes going to pause for comedic timing and say "yes" and kyle will respond angrily
Official Barbrady:….yes
Kyle: Dammit!
Me: wow south park what original execution
By his logic, Christians can eat Christmas snow either because it is *Pagan!* 🤣
Poor Kyle, but he sings pretty good. Is it just me or are two transparent wheels with white dots on them used to show that it’s showing, it looks as though the show is falling in a circular pattern.
FOR REAL!
It's hilarious that Kyle sounds exactly like Butters when he sings.
Same voice actor. Just think of Butters as a higher pitched Kyle.
@@breanntheartist1989 Tweek sounds more like Kyle i don't know if its just me tho
@@loyalcompanion2104 i was just thinking that today. they sound really similar without the random screams
@@breanntheartist1989Butters is just southern Kyle
His old voice is closer to Butters, i find Kyle’s old voice cuter then his new one though, maybe it’s hinting that they are getting older!
MR. HANKEY THE CHRISTMAS POO
HE LOVES ME AND HE LOVES YOU
Something hit my heart thinking that a fictional little kid said this: "1:32 and I can't leave water out for rudolph Cause there's something wrong with me"
I know. Poor baby :(
I'm a teacher and real kids say things like this every year and it breaks my heart 💔
He's based on a real person you know?
@@3o29wje yeah i know, i just want to credit mr voiceactor
@@stressoexpresso9911 AKA: Matt Stone
Am I the only one who laughs way too hard at the beginning when Kenny after he "tries" to catch snowflakes on his tongue 🤣🤣🤣
when he says “coz there’s something wrong with me” it actually makes me sad 😭 there’s nothing wrong with u kyle
2:13 for a moment I thought he choked on a snowflake.
KADJDJSJIDCJJDSKDKXK
BAHSUUSHSHAHAUSUXIFIFIRHEHEHEHSUUFFIEHEH
I am a jew from Israel and I didn't got what the fuck he said😂
Hu hachtov g'vish.. It means nothing
You're never alone Kyle, you've got 8 Days to Celebrate (shalom!) 💙
And Christmas has twelve days. But we only celebrate one day and say "screw the other eleven.".
At least Jews celebrate all eight days.
@@nbuehster Oh yeah, those crazy Christians decide to commercialise it so it starts on SEPTEMBER
Craig face lmao✨
He’s smiling and frowning at the same time! XD
Kyle Broflovski is my favourite of the main group! :)
Mine too
same here
Same! He’s so wholesome!!
@@kylebroflovski6096 you can say that again
I think my fave is Kenny I love the scenes where he is a nice person to his sister called Karen
Yo could we expect an Christmas episode where cartmen struggling to get a ps5 and gets scammed by Amazon
hecc yea
That would be hilarious
I doubt this channel reads the comments
Seasons over... All you got was that single special episode.
Cartman:Hello, PSfi-AUGH, GODDAMUGHT!!
it's shocking seeing this in HD, i don't even know how you can get old animation from 1997 to be this clean. unless it was reanimated during off-season
I think Matt and Trey still had the video files they animated years ago that they made before airing it on TV. And since our current days have more HD Television, they changed the old episodes into HD.
The instrumental of this song makes me nostalgic
Wow this episode was one of the best, EVER!! And Kyle made us want to hug him
Did Kyle ever anger you before? He’s my favorite of the main four kids.
No joke tho, as a Jewish person who grew up in America, my younger self would relate so much. I'd ask my parents if we could celebrate christmas for just one year. My younger sis is the same way. So relatable
you should be ashamed
@@cloverkip why should they be ashamed? They didn’t do anything (ignore im breaking shabbos rn I was really bored and too sick to go outside)
@@gimel_mink mf got the german flag in his pfp and the israel flag in their profile get out of here blud
same, im a muslim and id beg my mom to let us celebrate halloween just once. my mother dening me the right to dress up as my favorite character and get a whole pillowcase of candy felt like torture. but now that im older i feel more connected to my faith and im very glad i didnt lol
@@cloverkip I was like in 3rd grade 💀
0:10
Craig trying to catch snowflakes on his tongue is wholesome and sweet change my mind-
Every year, I come back to listen to this song. But not this year, because this year is different. Nobody gets Christmas :)
Hey I know you! You have that video to prove Style to a rp chat!!
@@sea-morningstar Is this my legacy now :')?
@@screwed_up_screwball no, you are known for dating Tweek. :) you two are the main legacy :)))
@@sea-morningstar If I can find his RUclips channel, then watch me show him this. He'll be soo happy
@@screwed_up_screwball I love LGBTQ, they are still people with different attractions. Also, why does Tweek drink coffee?
Im starting to think cartman uses the word "jew" just to insult kyle
Dude...weak.
Clearly
@Fanjanhong * i don't really like your sarcasim
Darwin award
Quick a nobel prize for this guy
🎶 I’m just a Jew, a lonely Jew... on Christmas. 🎶
Cartman's cheesy poofs still almost knocks me off my chair in chuckles.
Poor Kyle:(
Yeah :(
poor Kyle Broflovski :(
I'm sorry but your pfp 😂😂😂
Me: But His Parents Geroid & Shelia Broflowski Are Forbidden For Not Celebrate Christmas
"'Cause there's something wring with me"
I don't care if he's an effing South Park character. I want to hug him.
Can't tell if "Santa passes over" is a clever pun or not.
Help I remember the 6th grade Jewish kids sang this for our Christmas performance💀
makes sense tho 😭
Love Kyle.
Xd
Isn’t Kyle more deranged than cartman and mr Garrison?
@@samaravasiloff6381 uh no that is Stan he actuality killed people.
It may be fictional but there's truth in this song.
“.................yyyess”
“DAMMIT”
My god I was so young when I started watching this masterpiece. This song is like 25 years old I think. God bless the good ol days. Sigh… my god time flies. I can’t believe this series is still running strong.
And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree, Or leave water out for Rudolph 'cause there's something wrong with me. Awwww…. 😂 so funny.
It's okay Kyle. I'll be there for you. ❤
Poor child he deserved better😢
I remember being happy on Christmas. Man, that was forever ago. I don't even get the spirit anymore. I feel like a fictional character in a Christmas movie that needs a miracle to achieve full Christmas jargon.
Seeing Kyle lonely and sad on Christmas breaks my heart...did Shelia and Gerald even know how ridiculously lonely and depressed he was in this episode about being left out from his friends....I get it the Broflovski family is Jewish....but could the parents at least of done something prior to him getting tossed into a mental hospital for not believing in Mr. Hankey. I respect both Christians and Jews. If only there was a way for him to fit in with everyone else. 😢
I’m here for ya Kyle buddy. 🙂
Random question and I don’t wanna sound stupid or try to offend anyone as I am a Christian but is there a way to celebrate Hanukkah and Christmas at the same time......or is that bad because of religion and beliefs and all that stuff. 🤔
Jewish or Christian....Both are equal. :)
I agree, everyone is entitled to their beliefs, perhaps there could be some activity for jews and christians to get along
Jews are not allowed to celebrate christian holidays , its considered worshiping false gods by our rules.
Im sure there are other reasons why jews cant celebrate other religions holidays but this is the first and most obvious one that i thought of...
Hanukkah is a great holiday just as much as christmas is if not better in my opinion but i cant judge since i never experienced christmas
Thank you for coming to my ted talk
@@nekinek21 Which kinda sucks as both my parents and the rest of my family is Christian
@@FigureFarter i actually like hanuka more than christmas.
It feels special to me.
Christmas just doesnt have that special something in my eyes
@@nekinek21 Christmas is just a shell of its former self
This is my favourite song in South Park,not just because I love Kyle🙂
The good ‘ol classic South Park.
I would like to thank my amazing uncle for introducing a new Christmas tradition every year and also making me learn the mr hanky song
The part that was “in Hebrew” isn’t really in Hebrew but it is still funny
מעוז צור ישועתי המיקי מאוס עשה פיפי
I almost cried, i felt so bad for him when i watched this for the first time😔
1:29. F in the chat for Pip
Is it illegal for Jews to eat Christmas snow
Mr Barbrady: *long pause*
......Yes.
*DAMN IT!*
I’m a Jew. If you eat snow you die.
@@hootytheowl2861 so you have to eat jewish snow?
Amazing song
Yes
I a Jew a lonely Jew on Christmas 😙🤗😇⭐🕎😭
Same here😔✡️
Oh, I am an Orthodox-Christian/Atheistic Pagan myself, I just like the song, happy Hanukkah friends, Heidi-ho))
Happy Hanukkah bro
Bro I feel u. Happy Hanukkah 🕎
@Sjshhh Hshhjz , don't forget Elohim
2:28 is my favorite part idk why but I love the way he sings that one part
I JUST found out that there's an extended version with an extra verse! I LOVE IT!
This is definitely Matt Stone singing out his inner trauma
"and wtf is up with lighting all these fcking candles" LMAO
its hard to be an autistic, on christmas😢
True
1:05 is such classic south park/Cartman I love it hahaha
Kyle no 🥺
South park is the best show of all time
Yes
Yes
It sure is mate
It’s not even an opinion it’s a legit fact
Yeah! It’s very good! :)
This is one of those moments where you want to give him a hug :(
I love that you can still comment on South Park songs!
Even though I'm Christian and not Jewish, I don't like the Christmas celebration! Mainly because I come from a dysfunctional family. I sing this every Christmas, it cheers me up!
Better than Silent Night, honestly.
periodt
Totally agree with you buddy
F in the chat for our boy kyle
F
F
This got me emotional. The song and visuals, very reminiscent of A Charlie Brown Christmas (the opening is taken from it). If you were born in the 70s or 80s and watched the old Christmas television shows, this hits home. South Park is one the best shows every made. Screw you guys, I'm going home ...
Wave of nostalgia
0:03 Why is Red dressed like Wendy?😂😂
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
my response to Kyle is:
Hey there Mr.Israeli, Merry fking Christmas 🎄 😂
1:10 please thank me for helping you
Here's how the Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer would sing this:
It's hard to be a Red Nosed Reindeer on Christmas
My friends won't let me join in any games
And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree
Or guide Santa's sleigh 'cause there is something wrong with me
The other reindeer don't believe in my nose's divinity!
I'm a reindeer
A lonely reindeer
On Christmas.
My red nose is nice, but why is it
That other Reindeer would bully me every year?
And instead of being normal, I have to be called names.
Instead of Reindeer Games, I'm playing all by myself
And what the frick is up with my frickin light up nose? Tell me, please!
I'm a reindeer
A lonely reindeer
I'd be normal
But I'm different
On Christmas.
i listen to this song every year on Christmas and i'm jewish, and i Love IT
I love how he talks to Jesus a few episodes later and yet he’s a Jew and he doesn’t believe in Jesus.
Ye poor Kyle. He can’t choose where he comes from.
True
Actually he can, but only when he's grown up I guess
Kyle Broflovsk , i Loved the vloog and the ending was super cool❤️❤️
Kyle is funny as hell bruh
A person at my school sang the song on the Christmas free song concert-
0:15 instant regret
Lol
but your kenny
But Eric. You're Always Naughty. So You Should Get Coal for Christmas
The episode starts with Kyle depressed because he can’t celebrate Christmas to being thrown into a sane asylum
It was this episode that made me choose who my favorite South Park character was. Everyone liked Cartman and Kenny, maybe a handful of people liked Stan, but I wanted to be different so I chose Kyle.
@@breanntheartist1989
I like Kenny Stan and Kyle.
1:55 *at the mall*
😂
I'm singing this all morning while mowing at work 🤣
1:05 best part lmao 😂
I think my favourite thing is the way Barbrady answered "Yes?" like a question, almost like he was being quizzed on that specific law and wasn't even sure himself.
I am just a lonely, Jew:(
Jewish languages are the various languages and dialects that developed in Jewish communities in the diaspora. The original Jewish language is Hebrew, supplanted as the primary vernacular by Aramaic following the Babylonian exile. Jewish languages feature a syncretism of Hebrew and Judeo-Aramaic with the languages of the local non-Jewish population.
Ancient history
Early Northwest Semitic (ENWS) materials are attested through the end of the Bronze Age-2350 to 1200 BCE.[1] At this early state, Biblical Hebrew was not highly differentiated from the other Northwest Semitic languages (Ugaritic and Amarna Canaanite), though noticeable differentiation did occur during the Iron Age (1200-540 BCE).[2] Hebrew as a separate language developed during the latter half of the second millennium BCE between the Jordan River and the Mediterranean Sea, an area known as Canaan.[3]
The earliest distinctively Hebrew writing yet discovered was found at Khirbet Qeiyafa and dates to the 10th century BCE.[4][5] The Israelite tribes established a kingdom in Canaan at the beginning of the first millennium BCE, which later split into the Kingdom of Israel in the north and the Kingdom of Judah in the south after a dispute of succession.[6]
The kingdom of Israel was destroyed by the Assyrians in 722 BCE, and the kingdom of Judah was conquered by the Babylonians in 586 BCE, its higher classes exiled and the first Temple destroyed.[6][7] Aramaic became the primary language of the Jews deported to Babylonia, with the first attestations of Jewish/Judean Aramaic found in scrolls from the 5th century BCE on the island of Elephantine.[8] Later the Persians made Judah a province and permitted Jewish exiles to return and rebuild the Temple.[6] Aramaic became the common language in the north of Israel, in Galilee and Samaria, though Hebrew remained in use in Judah with Aramaic influence.[7]
Alexander the Great conquered Judah in 332 BCE, beginning the period of Hellenistic domination.[7] During the Hellenistic period Judea became independent under the Hasmoneans, but later the Romans ended their independence, making Herod the Great their governor.[6] One Jewish revolt against the Romans led to the destruction of the Second Temple in 70 CE, and the second Bar-Kochba revolt in 132-135 CE led to a large departure of the Jewish population of Judea.[6] Biblical Hebrew after the Second Temple period evolved into Mishnaic Hebrew, which ceased being spoken and developed into a literary language around 200 CE.[9] Hebrew remained in widespread use among diasporic communities as the medium of writing and liturgy, forming a vast corpus of literature which includes rabbinic, medieval, and modern literature prior to the revival of Hebrew as a spoken language.[8][10]
My dad sings this song every Christmas.
2:14 hohakk tuuhaviche 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
Poor Kyle
I LOVE THIS EPISODE!!
Never mind Kyle.
Shabbat Shalom to you and yours.
Next year......in Jerusalem!!!!
Who else is watching this before Christmas in December 😢