I Hired A Child To Teach Me Minecraft (#1)
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
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i can now be considered an og
Same og gang right here ⬇️
Yeah subbed before 2k
Yep
very cool
Subbed before 3k!!! OG
alternative title: child teaches man with comically large computer science degree how to play with blocks on a computer game
jarvis hired a "child" to teach him Minecraft but keeps calling him dad ????????? someone call freud or something
who are u
@@greenisnotnick wat
@@greenisnotnick sarah
@@greenisnotnick yeaah
Its like in 30 rock where tracy's adopted son is older than him
ah yes, kurtis pogger, danny gamezalez, and now jarvis johnson! pro: the holy trinity of minecraft gamers
jarvis... joyconson?
Wait but imagine Drew started one. DREW GAMEBOY.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
@@illogicalGhost halloluyah
New Baddie SMP members?
“I love having a white fist, it makes me feel superior” JARVIS😭😭😭
💀💀💀
That slipped right by me. Jarvis doesn't need a white hand. He is a better man without it
@@godzillafan4033 he was kidding lol
@@godzillafan4033 also how is he a better man for not having a white fist?
lol
Why is every commentary channel starting a Minecraft channel? And why hasn’t Drew joined them?
I hope drew joins
@@dumbrooklyn good point.
Didn’t he already join?
Drew is always late 😭😔
maybe he just doesn't enjoy it
Finally... I have all three
Pro
Gold
Regular
We're getting closer and closer to finally collecting all of the Jarvis infinity stones
@@rileyfrank5907 next up.. Jarvis Johnson! Family
But where is the “Diamond”
Tech
You can spell "RPG" out of that
Never ask:
A man: His salary
A woman: Her age
Jarvis: where the fuck he got the kid from
Well, I mean we all know it was the basement.
the dark web
The child potion
He birthed him obviously
Hey he is paying him 1.35
*Jarvis Johnson*
Pros:
funny
successful
knows his way around a female
life hack entrepreneur
has watched parks and recreation
Cons:
doesn’t know how to play Minecraft
Not female 💀
They are also a cool vampire
Explain the 3rd pro 😂
@@malihakhaled580 is that a pro or con 🤔
@@noahdimitroff6648 he knows how to walk in a circle around a woman, truly an important quality anyone should have
*looks nervously at all of the recent comments Jarvis has hearted*
And yikes was not hearted...
Think again, doodle
@@Yknow6404 now he is
Your name and profile pic is the best.
I’m very uncomfortable with the energy we’ve created in the studio today
If we don't get a crossover with these two plus Drew and Kurtis, i'm rioting
Kurtis and Jarvis streamed together lol
and danny!
@@existingisasin that's what I said ;)
@@biihisme it took me way too long to successfully interpret this comment
@Rya Fitz we just need danny to join baddie smp and boom
I’m so glad that all the commentary boys are hanging out with nick
aw thanks :)
@@nickisnotgreen nick!
@@nickisnotgreen aw nicki snot we love you
Being able to witness the stages of grief when Jarvis discovered his dad doesn't know everything and has flaws too was very moving
Shoulda been "Jarvis johnson gold PRO"
Then you would have finally defeated the almighty zeffo with the ultimate username
of course i can help you...
what youll want to do first is get some stone with your fist to make a stone pick to mine diamonds. use diamonds to make 12 jukeboxes for a nether portal. once you’re in the nether, sleep in a bed to set your spawn and track down a fortress. if you need to get across lava, just use gravel to bridge or water to turn the lava to obsidian. once you’ve found it kill blazes with a hoe, the most effective weapon for blaze rods. once you find a stronghold, throw 12 blaze powder into the center lava to activate the portal and go to the end. finally, whack the ender dragon with your fists to kill him when he comes down. looking at the enderman in the eyes will befriend them and theyll help you beat the dragon
Hope this helps!
I just realized that I was playing the game wrong. Thanks for teaching me how to play the right way :)
Wow such amazing advice :)
You can't place beds in the nether, among other things. This is a troll post, right?
@@OGimouse1 bruh
@@OGimouse1 this is all valid advice
Me, 22: i didnt think nick was a child...
Me, googling nick and seeing he's the same age as me: :/ ...more like totally fully grownup aged adult teaches grandfather how to minecraft
Or as my mom would put it, a mini adult
ive never been more genuinely upset watching somebody try to make a pickaxe
Love how Jarvis doesn't have shaders or anything, going back and forth between the screens is a humorous contrast
not me having to squint every time we watch jarvis' pov at night
Jarvis in the title: “I hired a child to teach me to play minecraft”
Jarvis in the video: calls that same person dad
"I got distracted, mainly by the dead threaths"
Family friendly chat and game
i think i should let everyone know that during this video (that i for starters was ELEVEN hours late for) i experienced a number of not good things. such as....
1) i choked on a candy cane
2) a picture fell off of my wall
3) my earring got stuck in my pillow
4) there was A SPIDER crawling on said pillow during the moment my earring was stuck in it.
so in conclusion, this video, maybe even this whole channel has a curse. i was cursed. nothing has been going great.
Every commentary channel seems to be friends with Nick, yet he only has 130K somehow. Nick deserves better.
I'm still waiting on a Jarvis Johnson Diamond. (Hopefully an OnlyFans)
BRO-
I never thought this would happen but I’m not complaining
Ugh I love become a consumer of PRO Jarvis Johnson content (who is a PRO and produced PROfessional content). And I thought we were already blessed with the free premium content, which is in fact, free. Jarvis, you legend
Idk why most of the commentary youtubers are turning to minecraft but it is the best unexpected turn tbh and I love all of the playthrough of the others so I hope I enjoy yours too
I was worried Jarvis would actually make us stare at a black screen for half an hour, but luckily, he's a patricidal rebel. Our patricidal rebel ❤
I'm sooo excited for this series! Danny's and Kurtis' Minecraft streams are really what's holding me together these days and I've been rewatching their videos a lot, I'm so glad now I have even more videos to rewatch 🥰 I love it, Jarvis, keep it up, man
Omg same, the Danny and kurtis minecraft streams and videos have truly lifted my spirits and given me a reason to wake up in the morning lmao it sounds over-dramatic, but I'm happy to have something to look forward to, to watch. And Jarvis joining the Minecraft streamers makes me so happy, I will watch his entire Minecraft series. This is great 🌞
Technically now I can say I've been with you ever since you posted your first video
"no one uses gold" was he talking specifically about tools or just in general? because if it's just in general... them going to the nether is going to be Interesting lol
Why is everybody I follow doing a collab with this guy teaching them stuff 😂
LMAO
hes youda the wise youtube grandmaster
'cause he's a 22 year old child
Jarvis and Nick have such good comedy chemistry LMAO
Also the editing of this was very tight!
“I just need a little bit more wood”
“I need more wood”
-Kid, 2021
I think this is the most channels I’ve subscribed to for a single person
nick telling jarvis to keep his brightness impossibly low while his screen is insanely bright bc of his shaders
Why is everyone so mean to Nick? He's doing a fine job
Nick is helping all the small creators, Danny Gonzalez and now Jarvis what a nice guy
Now I finally have them all
• Jarvis Johnson (basic)
• Jarvis Johnson! GOLD
• Jarvis Johnson! Pro
Thank you for that heart Jarvis!
Edit: Missed the e in heart
jarvis's screen just looks like a fever dream i would have and on the other hand there's those shaders that nick has that would just blow up my pc :'))
I finally found a comment without a heart
@@CheshieD :') pain
@@pissedpikachu5295 😂😂😂 sorry
You're gonna be collecting youtube plaques like pokemon cards at this rate
seeing you struggle is both infuriating and adorable. thank you, jarvis!
Nick: *tells Jarvis not to turn the brightness up so that we can’t see*
Also Nick: What did I do guys omg
We gotta make an SMP with all the commentary RUclipsrs
I predicted the future
Wow. Now I’m a pro-gold member. My life truly has a purpose now.
Lol doesn’t Nick Edit for Kurtis and help him out with his Minecraft stuff?? I’m gonna blame all this Minecraft stuff on him 😌
Isn’t nick like twelve. That means a little older than a child
Depending on your definition, a person is a child until they hit 18. It kinda depends on what angle you're looking at it from tho
12 is absolutely a child lol
@@rachelleredd8803 so like everyone's a minor till their 18 but their not a child like a 7 year old is not equal to a 17 year old those both can't be children
@@yammytho 12 = preteen, tween
This is an historic day.
Wow this guy Jarvis seems nice! Hope you make it big someday buddy :)
THIS IS EXCITING HELLO FRIENDS! :))))
Haters gonna hate but Jarvis playing Minecraft any way he wants to I’ll be there for.
watching jarvis learn how to play minecraft is the most precious thing in the world and i’m living for it ^^
why care about the identity of dream when you’re literally living it…obvious gaming king ngl 😌
Lets go! Gaming channel! I'm sensing a Danny, Kurtis, and Jarvis collab...
the prophecy
Getting in at the ground level. Ready to see the stonks on this channel rise. 👏😂
I didnt know nick when I first watched this video and thought he really was a little 12 year old
I caught that Parks and Recreation reference.. you’re not slick, Jarvis 😏
pre 1k subs gang!!! this video is so good i know you'll become a big youtuber one day :)
I don't even watch Minecraft videos but I subscribed for Jarvis. Now all we need is Theory Jarvis to compete with Matpat and all his channels lol
I’m very happy to see Nick making the rounds with all of my favorite boys
YES!!! I'm living for commentary ytubers starting gaming channels, we love to see it Jarvis 😌
People watched the video before subscribing? What a fools way. I subscribed before reading the title
Just watching pewds Minecraft series is a journey lemme tell ya👌 we can all learn a lot of different stuff from him lol, his automatic sorting system is epic😂 also he's gone through the whole game.
Edit: btw great video dude, i love it. It's adorable to watch someone that's new to Minecraft play it. Dunno why ppl hating on Nick, he's sweet. ^^
jarvis is spelled backwards is pro gamerboy
“Why am I such a weakling” -Jarvis 2021
It definitely does not look fine, pls turn up the brightness-
Edit: my prayers have been heard
does this mean i’m a jarvis johnson pro OG?
I love the Rick and Morty vibe honestly. Nick and Jarvy.
Every commentary youtuber is doing minecraft now... and I'm here for it, I love it, you crushed it. Excited for this pro content.
I’m feeling that brown beanie on Nick
It would be amazing if Jarvis joined Danny Gonzalez and Kurtis in Baddie SMP lmao
Before I was a premium Viewer, but now I’m a P R O viewer.
the teacher is kind of purposely making the game more annoying for you, so this isn't really something I would want to watch
why am I so entertained by youtubers in their mid twenties play Minecraft
Jarvis you need to add some runescape to this
Ok I fucking love the channel icon Jarvis, didn't even watch the video yet but I'll sub for that alone
i think that he has just uploaded his first video and become tyler “ninja” blevins
Ninja 'Tyler' 'The Blev' 'Blevsker' 'Blevski' 'Glizzyhands' Blevins
i like how jarvis' cam is on the left and nick's is on the right
Nick is great lol, love this channel already
This is the best gaming channel that has ever existed
Jarvis Johnson's channels feel like the new version of the Play Station that releases each year
Added to my list of Jarvis Johnson channels. Please don't get exploded.
Can't believe you really let this child bully you into playing on moody brightness
This is what teaching my dad Minecraft was like when I was little
Both my favorite commentators are playing my favorite game I'm screaming. All I need is a collab with Kurtis and Danny. SMP with all of them would just be 😫
With every new channel, the power of Jarvis grows
i thought “asap rocky” to myself at the exact same moment nick said it... great minds think alike
Make way Dream, Jarvis is the certified best Minecrafter!
The stream-watchers really just woke up and chose violence 😭😭
Yes, finally, after all these years
“No one uses gold” I for one am a loyal subscriber of Jarvis Johnson! GOLD and idk I’d say it’s pretty premium so.. what’s up with that Nick?
What a wholesome learning experience
Someone in chat said “Jarvis sweetheart…” when he was trying to build a pickaxe and that was my reaction for like 90% of the stream as someone who’s been playing minecraft for like 12 years lol
premium saw it here first B)
I too am a child, who has been playing Minecraft way too long. Also I am funny and I like Pokémon so I have that going for me. I’m just that cool. Will teach in exchange for the only acceptable currency, knowledge of how to poorly cook food on tik tok.
cant watch atm cause im in school but im so glad you have a gaming channel
update: i watched it in my fifth period
Where were you during the editing of this video? Oh you don’t know? I guess that’s why Im just so much more premium than you👉🏼😎👉🏼
I'm subbed at 2k
Edit: I've never had a heart from such a big creator
Chat rly fought tooth and nail so that people with normal eyes and screen brightness would have their eyes burn 😵💫 babies lol
Was not expecting the kid to be Nick lmao
Sense when did every commentary RUclipsr start playing Minecraft. (You should play with Danny or Kurtis.)
I'm glad I heard Jarvis say "Amoogus"