Greg Miller Is Getting A Vasectomy - The Kinda Funny Podcast (Ep. 308)

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024

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  • @zachhorvath1909
    @zachhorvath1909 5 месяцев назад +63

    “Sir, I will orgasm” had me dying hahaha. Andy is gold on any video he’s on

  • @treeboyproductions
    @treeboyproductions 5 месяцев назад +21

    When I got mine done, my doctor pulled a DEVIOUS one on me.
    They clean you with iodine before the procedure, then apply a local anesthesia to numb pretty much your entire lower area.
    When the procedure was over, I stood up and they said "hey man just a heads up, you had a little accident during the procedure"
    I turned around to see a brown stain on the white table I was laying on during the procedure. I was MORTIFIED...
    Then they both started laughing and shot a little more iodine on the table...
    Iodine is brown 💀
    Left them a 5 Star review on Google and went on my way.

    • @Shrewdy1
      @Shrewdy1 5 месяцев назад +3

      Something similar happened me with a hernia operation, only they didn't prank me, I just assumed. I was just coming to after the drugs were wearing off, and the first person I see was this cute nurse, and we were chatting away (me probably talking complete shit). Then as I was transfered to a trolley to be brought back to a recovery room, I looked over and saw this big brown patch. Was absolutely mortified until someone explained it to me lol. Never did see the nurse again either

    • @OriginalBoondocksXVIII
      @OriginalBoondocksXVIII 5 месяцев назад +1

      Medical trolling at an elite level 😂

  • @Its_Enri
    @Its_Enri 5 месяцев назад +15

    “How many times do you have to sling ropes before you’re in the clear”
    “They said like 20-25”
    “Easy, that’s like a weekend”

    • @huliniswhoiam
      @huliniswhoiam 5 месяцев назад

      I mean for me I could knock that out in a weekend easily lol

  • @karlmoore1837
    @karlmoore1837 5 месяцев назад +29

    The opening to this was 0-100 so fast, unreal.
    I can see Greg shouting "there can be only one!" After the procedure.

  • @emilioasis
    @emilioasis 5 месяцев назад +24

    I had my vasectomy done last year. When into surgery at 8:00 AM, and by 1:00 PM I was at my house in my couch watching tv. It's super safe, and it´s by far the best contraceptive method.

    • @CheefChaos
      @CheefChaos 5 месяцев назад +10

      This guy creampies

    • @huliniswhoiam
      @huliniswhoiam 5 месяцев назад

      Sadly I knew of a guy that went to my parents church. His didn't go as smoothly. It actually went wrong and he ended up being in pain

    • @CheefChaos
      @CheefChaos 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@huliniswhoiam ouch, sounds like he should of went to the doctor instead.

  • @laughwithmarc
    @laughwithmarc 5 месяцев назад +5

    Tim is at it again. He cancelled Party Mode, KF/AF and more. Now he's cancelling Greg's seman. Tim has way to much power.

  • @PhinnOz
    @PhinnOz 5 месяцев назад +5

    this brings me back to old era KF… love how unhinged this episode is

    • @harborned
      @harborned 5 месяцев назад

      Very much so - loved it!

  • @rhenceocampo3253
    @rhenceocampo3253 5 месяцев назад +10

    Greg calling “them” unit is the funniest shiz I’ve heard in a while 😂😂😂

  • @EricHeffernan
    @EricHeffernan 4 месяца назад +3

    Andy being 100% accurate with his Cybertruck recall prediction. 😂

    • @edgarleon411
      @edgarleon411 4 месяца назад +2

      HE'S THE LISAN AL GIAB 😂

  • @hunterburress
    @hunterburress 5 месяцев назад +10

    We need to add a medical cone to Greg in the thumbnail please

  • @stephenscreams
    @stephenscreams 5 месяцев назад +9

    I had mine done a few years ago and it was a super easy process. I felt better after a week, and felt comfortable checking the factory’s integrity after about 2 weeks.

    • @kelb0y9o20
      @kelb0y9o20 5 месяцев назад

      The factory you shut down 😅 lol

    • @stephenscreams
      @stephenscreams 5 месяцев назад

      @@kelb0y9o20 I laid off the workers! The factory still functions!

  • @subzero1313
    @subzero1313 5 месяцев назад +12

    I had my vasectomy done on Oct 31st. My wife and I now celebrate "Hollow Weenie" :l

  • @jmartman13
    @jmartman13 5 месяцев назад +19

    SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP

    • @KamixSam
      @KamixSam 5 месяцев назад +10

      You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person!

  • @aoe41015
    @aoe41015 5 месяцев назад +3

    Kudos to you Greg for sharing and making this procedure less of a stigma.

  • @Live2Dye
    @Live2Dye 5 месяцев назад +9

    Vasectomy was the best decision I’ve ever made. Buy bags on bags of frozen peas, they’re life savers!

    • @kelb0y9o20
      @kelb0y9o20 5 месяцев назад

      Mini balls for your balls lol cool

  • @StartMenuChannel
    @StartMenuChannel 5 месяцев назад +6

    Holy shit the intro of this podcast lmao definitely an episode you gotta use headphones for 😂

  • @JackOsborneFilm
    @JackOsborneFilm 5 месяцев назад +4

    About the most Greg Miller thing to have ever Greg Millered.

  • @ComedyKingpin
    @ComedyKingpin 5 месяцев назад +1

    This is one of my favorite episodes in a very long time. Shootin' ropes lmao

  • @nigelmartin35
    @nigelmartin35 5 месяцев назад +2

    Good job Greg 👏 Got it done last December. Laser cuts two pieces of spaghetti size tubes. No problem.The only slightly uncomfortable thing was the freezing.

  • @AjTengu
    @AjTengu 5 месяцев назад +3

    Rivian and Polstar are everything Tesla wishes they were.

  • @seakae
    @seakae 5 месяцев назад +4

    Andy's shoes on the chair are upsetting me.

  • @KobytheHero
    @KobytheHero 5 месяцев назад +1

    I keep saying it, the issue is not that Snyder made stories where heroes kill (it’s been done many times, in Zdarsky’s latest DD run for example) it’s that Snyder doesn’t portray human life, or how the hero’s choices impact human life, as important. Batman kills until he just decides he doesn’t anymore and it’s never mentioned again. That’s honestly embarrassing if his goal is deconstructionism.

  • @KylePezzolla
    @KylePezzolla 5 месяцев назад +1

    I work in a school and there are students right on the other side of the non insulated wall to my office, I’m walking a tight rope watching this on the tv😂

  • @MoonDoggie82
    @MoonDoggie82 5 месяцев назад +1

    1. Got my vasectomy coming up in April. Wife and i talked about it after have oir kid (we only wanted one) kept putting it off then my wife got Breast Cancer and if she gets pregnant they couldn't do treatments. So fuck it a 15-20 minute procedure for me to keep my wife safe...lets do it!
    2. Im on Nicks side. Wife and i watch shows/movies together, we watch our own shit separately but have agreed upon things that are cool to watch together. If she starts before me ill never watch it. Shogun, Barbarian, the bear i'll never watch because she started before me so i just watch other things lol

  • @PeterRock007
    @PeterRock007 5 месяцев назад +6

    What an opening

  • @sutekidane94
    @sutekidane94 5 месяцев назад +1

    I feel like Greg will somehow become tame after the snip haha

  • @colevanhoogenstyn9322
    @colevanhoogenstyn9322 5 месяцев назад

    "it's like a sneeze shield at a salad bar" is CRAAAAAZY

  • @ABrownSpot
    @ABrownSpot 5 месяцев назад +4

    Make sure to put it in Housekeeping for all shows going forward.
    May 10th, The Closing of Greg's C*m Factory

    • @Shrewdy1
      @Shrewdy1 5 месяцев назад

      New dates for ya...

  • @xtoper21
    @xtoper21 5 месяцев назад +1

    I got a vasectomy about a week after having my only kid... It didn't hurt but I was uncomfortable just that day ... I even worked at the office.

  • @EveryTimeIDavid
    @EveryTimeIDavid 5 месяцев назад +2

    It took me 14 years to get a doctor to take me seriously and get a vasectomy. I first asked at 20 and every year I was laughed out of doctor's offices. Good on being aware enough to know what you want.

  • @Allex1342
    @Allex1342 5 месяцев назад +4

    Wow
    What A Title And Thumbnail 😮

  • @DarthFrizy
    @DarthFrizy 5 месяцев назад

    I got mine done last year, which was a scalpel free procedure, so instead, they used a tool that burns through tissue. I literally felt nothing at all. The only scary part was when i was allowed to shoot webs again there was blood 😮

  • @piusdoe8984
    @piusdoe8984 5 месяцев назад

    Greg. That intro is why I'm glad i have headphones listening to the show!

  • @amard1981
    @amard1981 5 месяцев назад

    The fact that, as far as we know, Greg is sober when he’s on camera only certifies his unhinged personality…and I love it

  • @TheKid1130
    @TheKid1130 5 месяцев назад +3

    Funniest opening. Fuck anyone in the comments that says its unnecessary. A def like from me!

  • @idionisio
    @idionisio 5 месяцев назад

    Tim complaining about electric cars being too long is funny when you think about how he drives a short car, in the Prius lol

  • @zakbrown791
    @zakbrown791 5 месяцев назад +1

    Can’t wait for the Gregway of the doctors POV

  • @lawrencenolte4112
    @lawrencenolte4112 5 месяцев назад

    Own a Tonal (and a Peloton)... Tonal is the best piece of workout equipment I've ever owned. That buy in is hard (and setup/delivery sucked) but strength training for 2.5 years without having to plan/think has just changed me for the better (prefer to work at home vs a gym). The metrics tracking also feeds the gamer mindset (stats and achievements).

  • @StillChewy
    @StillChewy 5 месяцев назад +1

    Hope we get the unit cam footage of the procedure! For science!

  • @siofrac
    @siofrac 5 месяцев назад +4

    I’m watching this at work during my lunch but still at my desk. Oh I have never been so afraid of my headphones failing an this blaring out loud

  • @hunterburress
    @hunterburress 5 месяцев назад +1

    I Stan vasectomies and them being talked about more 🤘🏼

  • @nunwaffles121
    @nunwaffles121 5 месяцев назад

    broken lizard crew with the Ghostbuster IP would make $10 and Id be happy to give it to them

  • @SuperBrentendo89
    @SuperBrentendo89 5 месяцев назад

    Puritan SF Tim really needs to go on a YMH podcast watching spree to desensitize himself to things a bit haha 😂

  • @realadelphstar
    @realadelphstar 5 месяцев назад

    I don't like how yall pupued the accountant like that it was a great movie

  • @MaylorTaylor
    @MaylorTaylor 5 месяцев назад

    I got a vasectomy 4 years ago. It's no big deal. You'll be fine Greggy. Also this episode is an instant classic

  • @furrybproductions
    @furrybproductions 5 месяцев назад

    Andy rips into the effects for Hollow Man while watching the worst part of the digital effects for the movie 🤣 Hollow Man still holds up

  • @piusdoe8984
    @piusdoe8984 5 месяцев назад

    The flaw in nicks statement about batman is that comic book characters always change. Not killing only came later.
    If you were to see where characters started when they were created vs where they are now. You would be very surprised with their changes

  • @taylormadegamingandsportst5736
    @taylormadegamingandsportst5736 5 месяцев назад

    It is simple. My advice is to be sure. The reversal is not simple and is more painful (and more expensive). I also had twins after reversal, so…

  • @geoafe66
    @geoafe66 5 месяцев назад

    Greg describing it made me feel a bit queasy lol

  • @YouTouchAgain
    @YouTouchAgain 5 месяцев назад

    1:21:46 Nick says "ohhh I keekee'd my jeans"

  • @TopCheeseBarDown
    @TopCheeseBarDown 5 месяцев назад

    The amount of wrong information in that Kingsman discussion is wild. Kingsman 2 came out in 2017. The King's Man came out in 2021.

  • @Dewbah22
    @Dewbah22 5 месяцев назад +1

    This was a classic

  • @jacoblabelle
    @jacoblabelle 5 месяцев назад +1

    Sorry did Greg say "vanilla" envelopes??

  • @ChelseaFetch
    @ChelseaFetch 5 месяцев назад

    Andy talking about the people he's seen running... it's a gym. Definitely a gym opened nearby. Whether it's CrossFit, "functional fitness", or Hyrox, it's a gym!

  • @MJ-ip7oj
    @MJ-ip7oj 5 месяцев назад +1

    Gen hates rubber.

  • @Cloudsheep93
    @Cloudsheep93 5 месяцев назад

    I got mine less than a month ago, so this will be a fun listen

  • @peaches9744
    @peaches9744 5 месяцев назад

    When I say I've never clicked faster...
    The KF Community is a truly special place.

  • @josephgrigsby
    @josephgrigsby 5 месяцев назад

    Lucid's cars are pretty cool looking.

  • @pargatsinghlives
    @pargatsinghlives 5 месяцев назад

    lol. How did Tim get surprised by the peloton celeb at Greg's showing. Tim was ON the gregway with him.

  • @Abefroman3
    @Abefroman3 5 месяцев назад

    1:00:00 The Gentleman on Netflix is fantastic it is in the world of the movie.

  • @Manic.pixel01
    @Manic.pixel01 5 месяцев назад

    I made it to 04:43 minutes before noping out. Shout out to Tim who I presume powered through… also sick J4 Breds!

  • @furrybproductions
    @furrybproductions 5 месяцев назад

    Vanilla envelopes of vanilla 🤣

  • @SmashBrosAssemble
    @SmashBrosAssemble 5 месяцев назад +9

    Greg is a coward, doesn’t want more mini Greg’s.

    • @ThySting
      @ThySting 5 месяцев назад

      He put all the power into The One.

  • @MelodicQuest
    @MelodicQuest 5 месяцев назад +1

    There's also those bots with the same exact picture of a butt as their profile pic. But they don't even advertise porn. They just say the most generic comments.

  • @paulsmith9192
    @paulsmith9192 5 месяцев назад

    Surprised. I thought greg would want at least one more.

  • @fascinatedjack
    @fascinatedjack 5 месяцев назад +1

    My girlfriend walked by the thumbnail on my screen and hurried away in silent judgement.

  • @reclark1690
    @reclark1690 5 месяцев назад +1

    Hearing Tim say the cybertruck is cool hurts my heart. Even without the stank of Musk on it, it's the ugliest, most un-aesthetic thing I've ever seen. And the Honda Element exists.

    • @TheRealGarate
      @TheRealGarate 5 месяцев назад

      Theres one near me that advertises some orthodontist and it is one ugly mfer lol I actually had hopes that it'd look better in person but nah, that thing looks ugly

  • @rockbsaul
    @rockbsaul 5 месяцев назад

    I just took delivery of a Rivian. AMA

  • @CyberBones
    @CyberBones 5 месяцев назад

    Nick, that slug story is real and very very sad.

  • @SionTheSh33p
    @SionTheSh33p 5 месяцев назад

    May 10th? That's my birthday!

  • @jawsvvvvv
    @jawsvvvvv 5 месяцев назад +1

    As a person who got the big V.....You will never be the same after. I have talked to a number of men post surgery and they all the say the same thing. Not the same post. Shave your balls before you go. My doctor didn't tell me to do it and he dry shaved me on the day of the procedure. Ass&*^^&$!!!!

  • @VirtuousContract
    @VirtuousContract 5 месяцев назад

    Ppl always bring kojima when it comes to AI bruh we getting closer to a ghost in the shell world

  • @charlieriel8930
    @charlieriel8930 4 месяца назад

    speaking of tesla, how about those tesla truck recalls...

  • @knightwarfilms8923
    @knightwarfilms8923 5 месяцев назад

    What a start to this episode 😂

  • @Shrewdy1
    @Shrewdy1 5 месяцев назад +1

    No Big Bro Benny i guess

  • @josephgrigsby
    @josephgrigsby 5 месяцев назад +2

    I just heard about the layoffs at the Cum Factory. 😥

  • @ankr3w1
    @ankr3w1 5 месяцев назад +1

    my lord, the stage is as scuffed as the top of a fat ps3

  • @tomcaswell1529
    @tomcaswell1529 5 месяцев назад

    I think Andy is confusing a story he read online with Malignant.

  • @dillsnufus
    @dillsnufus 5 месяцев назад

    Boston Public in review lfg lol that show was the shit for a min

  • @marzero116
    @marzero116 4 месяца назад

    Well he is a fan of Ghost Busting 😭😭😭
    Ill see myself out

  • @james.b.mcgill
    @james.b.mcgill 5 месяцев назад

    I'm with Andy when it comes to Invincible season 2.
    I'm waiting until all four episodes drop before I get back into it. Splitting an eight episode season into two parts is fucking stupid.

  • @user-tp6xt7fl4v
    @user-tp6xt7fl4v 5 месяцев назад

    Damn that Matthew Vaughn discussion was tough to listen to lol. So many facts wrong

  • @Abefroman3
    @Abefroman3 5 месяцев назад +1

    56:05 Batman not killing isn’t core to his being. Snyder isn’t wrong with his deconstruction of the character. Fandoms are as bad as they are good you can have different interpretations of characters and stories 🤷‍♂️

  • @blazethedead
    @blazethedead 5 месяцев назад +1

    Fun!

  • @PokeNewbie
    @PokeNewbie 5 месяцев назад

    Anytime Nick recommends a show or movie I'm like, "Yeah, but you don't like Andor, so I can't trust your opinion."

  • @TopCheeseBarDown
    @TopCheeseBarDown 5 месяцев назад

    I didn't like The King's Man either, but Nick pretending like he watched a movie when he only watched 15 minutes is always ridiculous. How can you have an opinion on a movie when you've only seen a part of it?

  • @Foxxy_Steve
    @Foxxy_Steve 5 месяцев назад

    Everything is content

  • @DeeboFromHI
    @DeeboFromHI 5 месяцев назад

    OK?!?!

  • @lancerloco
    @lancerloco 5 месяцев назад

    What a thumbnail

  • @AppleShampooProductions
    @AppleShampooProductions 5 месяцев назад +1

    Tim really really does not like Zack Snyder. you can see the loathness in his face

    • @TheRealGarate
      @TheRealGarate 5 месяцев назад

      Because Snyder is pretentious lol

  • @furrybproductions
    @furrybproductions 5 месяцев назад

    Making less 🤣

  • @TomG1013
    @TomG1013 5 месяцев назад

    Aw man! Andy got suckered hard for the AI bot click bait. Andy! Andy. If all the AI bots have aren’t sharing their passwords and nobody has access to the accounts? How is the Mook in the video showing the pictures?

  • @egregg1ous
    @egregg1ous 5 месяцев назад

    not even 10 mins in...

  • @perry6762
    @perry6762 5 месяцев назад +1

    Weird thing to be offended by people lol

  • @gumgumleobazooka
    @gumgumleobazooka 5 месяцев назад

    #justwhitesplats

  • @daynmitchell7543
    @daynmitchell7543 5 месяцев назад +2

    I can’t believe Greg doesn’t want at least one more kid

    • @CheefChaos
      @CheefChaos 4 месяца назад

      Plenty of people want more kids, it just ain't feasible for many out there nowadays.

  • @matthewwalsh1468
    @matthewwalsh1468 5 месяцев назад

    I wish you maroons could figure out how numbers work! Last week's ep. was ep. #: 308?!!

    • @matthewwalsh1468
      @matthewwalsh1468 5 месяцев назад

      And where is the ep. from last week (The Great British Invasion ep.), it's on Spotify but not here on YT??

    • @OriginalBoondocksXVIII
      @OriginalBoondocksXVIII 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@matthewwalsh1468The last episode is on The KF Games side because they live-recorded it from that account after Games Daily. I'm guessing no one remembered to upload it here.

    • @matthewwalsh1468
      @matthewwalsh1468 5 месяцев назад

      @@OriginalBoondocksXVIII Ahh, gotcha'...didn't bother to # it either, I guess?!

    • @OriginalBoondocksXVIII
      @OriginalBoondocksXVIII 5 месяцев назад

      @@matthewwalsh1468 Funny enough, they did. Says Ep. 308 lol. I'm guessing that because it never got uploaded on this side, whoever did the tagging for the new episode forgot all about it.

    • @matthewwalsh1468
      @matthewwalsh1468 5 месяцев назад

      @@OriginalBoondocksXVIII Yup! Kinda' Lazy, if you ask me!! 😝

  • @MikeHeldTheWorld
    @MikeHeldTheWorld 5 месяцев назад +40

    I'm not a prude or anything but why do you feel the need to announce this? My brother had a vasectomy a few years ago and he told everyone in the family. I just think it's a weird thing to announce to everyone. I just really don't need that information.

    • @marvelencyclopedia
      @marvelencyclopedia 5 месяцев назад +1

      It destigmatizes it for people.
      Also he's talked about blowing a load in a cup when they were trying to have a kid so doctors could check his sperm count. Welcome to Kinda Funny lol This is the norm

    • @oncecursed1
      @oncecursed1 5 месяцев назад +52

      It ceases the “when’s the next kid coming” shit that gets really annoying

    • @nobodyexceptme7794
      @nobodyexceptme7794 5 месяцев назад +18

      I mean I'm with you in I didn't necessarily need to see this in my feed first thing in the morning, but to his credit this is the podcast and this is the type of thing you would share with your best friends😂

    • @krisstoferlbp
      @krisstoferlbp 5 месяцев назад +29

      Maybe just to normalize it, to many people die unnecessarily of a cancer that could have been discovered earlier with frequint check ups :)

    • @dylanjsmullins
      @dylanjsmullins 5 месяцев назад +67

      Have you literally never listened to this podcast before lol

  • @MrEnyaws07
    @MrEnyaws07 5 месяцев назад

    Nick keeps saying May when its March, but Mike's the idiot?

  • @MossyRiverRock
    @MossyRiverRock 5 месяцев назад +1

    The gullible people who think the cybertruck is cool and things should move in that direction are towards the top of the long list of things wrong with the society.