I have a stupid huge crush on this man. The voice, the snark, the way his eyes crinkle when he smiles... He's just adorable. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face.
Adrian Chye, the “man” would be Jason Bateman. I don’t understand your question but he’s not a child, he’s a man. He’s also incredibly handsome and charming.
Coworker: "You shouldn't make a Christmas joke [in your presentation], we have some Jewish staff members." Me: "ARE YOU SAYING JEWS DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR?!" Coworker: "What?! No! I didn't mean-- That's not what I was saying!!" The look on her face when she thought I was serious was hysterical.
Rampala That was an awesome way to fight the stupid PC. I am Jewish and I love all cultures. You should not hide your culture because someone else has a different one. What a stupid idea.
If there isn't a scene in that movie involving three ho's and some jingle balls I'mm start a riot. Reindeer 'stocking stuffing' might make up for it, come to think of it.
My comment is way late here but it felt a little sad to me because I've recently realized how very very true it is. After the election, one of the first things I realized is how very badly our public school system is failing. Cranking out way too many people who can't think logically or think for themselves.
My friend believed in Santa well into jr. high. An elderly couple who'd lost their only son in Vietnam lived next door would come over when his family were at midnight mass and put out the presents. When they returned, Santa had been there! So my friend, while he might have not fully believed in Santa, was certain it wasn't his parents because he's been with them the whole time.
It was more of the crowd that started it. The crowd's laughter spread to Colbert which then spread to Bateman. Besides that, a ten year old doesn't even know what lube is.
Daniel Treshner this one does. the second time its mentioned hes biting his fist to further empower the audiance. Its his daughter and colbert just wouldnt let the "joke" die the secons time
I have a stupid huge crush on this man. The voice, the snark, the way his eyes crinkle when he smiles... He's just adorable. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face.
Him? Who is the 'man' in your sentence?
Adrian Chye, the “man” would be Jason Bateman. I don’t understand your question but he’s not a child, he’s a man. He’s also incredibly handsome and charming.
Same😔
@@texastiger1210 it's a joke from arrested development I think.
Him?
Bateman is highly revered yet still so underrated
BJ, not anymore. He won an Emmy tonight!
Bateman is life.
Bateman is love.
Batman Forever
Jason Bateman is soooooo easy on the eyes. And that twinkle in His eye is naughty-cute 😘🤗
I absolutely love Jason Bateman
Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together
Stallone Santiago It's Arrested Development
Ozark you mean
@@alinats4802 that is not the story for Ozark lmao. They haven’t lost everything nor is their teenage son keeping them together.
I think this is one of the best interviews I've seen Colbert done 😂
Viola L same here Bateman is one of the funniest guests ever.
All I want for Christmas is another season of Arrested Development.
TheLordPresident or a movie... Season 4 wasn't excellent...
TheLordPresident granted new season is coming
Ozark
Well, you hadn't seen Ozarks yet. Much better.
How does this man not age? I'm 20 and I am not ashamed to say that I have a crush on him...
he does age. Jason and Justine Bateman once made a video called "How To Tell if You're Really In Love" and his face looks like broken leather now.
18 and I love him
Exigentable, He doesn’t age. He looks great for 50. His sister Justine has not aged well.
im 17 and im i love w this man
I'm a 20yo guy and in love with this man
This man is everything. Nothing is better than his crinkly little smile :))
"God-fearing audience."
damn you cool Bateman.
Ringo Brat what
I'd love to see Christmas at the Bluths.
Only if Franklin is there.
Nobody tells a story like Jason Bateman.
Have you seen his story on Kimmel? Made me cry
Which one?
Aleka's it's called 'Jason Bateman passed out at a spa'
Oh, thanks. I'll check it out.
He has a very likeable personality.
He has got the prettiest crowfeet. This is in no way back-handed.
The great Jason Bateman.:-)
One of my life goals is to look as great at 47 as Jason Bateman
Michael Bluth hasn't aged a day.
Just 1 more series, why cant they do just 1 more?
You mean “Nichael”?
this man is a great talkshow guest
They need to get this guy on more...he interviews very well. Smart, funny...must be full of stories considering he's been around for decades...
"Dude, to get down the chimney"! LOL Ass gangster Nick wilde XD!!!
Coworker: "You shouldn't make a Christmas joke [in your presentation], we have some Jewish staff members."
Me: "ARE YOU SAYING JEWS DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR?!"
Coworker: "What?! No! I didn't mean-- That's not what I was saying!!"
The look on her face when she thought I was serious was hysterical.
Rampala That was an awesome way to fight the stupid PC. I am Jewish and I love all cultures. You should not hide your culture because someone else has a different one. What a stupid idea.
It shall be the Devil's Gatorade from hence forward!!!
Daniel Varamo The Big Furry Hat has spoken!
I loooove this gentleman
I love seeing Colbert genuinely thinking something is funny.
There are words that one ought to avoid using in the same sentence, like "10-year-old", "big fat guy" and "lubricant".
He seems quite moisturized this time i must say.Rob Lowe got himself a competitor.
It's the Fox from zoothopia
niloy ahmed zoothopia
Fantastic chemistry between these guys. Loved it :)
I’ve had a crush on him since Silver Spoons. He just gets better with age! 🔥😍
hey jason bateman i loved you in the gift
'Santa's Lube' is a Sandler movie waiting to happen
You rock, Jason! A real talent!
The devil's Gatorade. hahaha
Mohamed Farouk ur not allowed to drink alcohol.
I liked him as the voice Nick Wilde from Zootopia. He was more than perfect for playing him IMO. He's a great actor.
Cool! I had a crush on Jason Bateman back in the 80's. He's a very talented actor.
He looks SO good!
don't you just love jason bateman?? he is adorable and funny
Well..., listening to Jason Bateman talking about a lubed up greasy Santa was priceless!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Marty Byrde in tha house 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
I cannot wait to use "Devil's Gatorade" in a social situation.
Get a room, boys.
I love Jason Bateman’s laugh
Greasy Santa xD Classic.
Did he millyrock at 0:37?😂😂😂
Nick Wilde!
" Greasy Santa coming down the chimney " is all I heard.
Jason is the best story teller ever!👊
Jason Bateman Is The Most Underrated Actor Ever...
This guy is so hot. I'm going to watch every RUclips video w/him in it. lol
I've been on a Jason binge since yesterday. 😁😁😁😁🤗🤗🤗🤗
He's awesome, ever since 'Little House on the Prarie'.
Just closing my eyes and trying to imagine Nick from Zootopia.
bruh i actually love him so much!!
Heyyyy, brother...
All I want for Christmas is another season of Ozark.
Santa tugs on his beard 3 times and turns to magic Christmas dust and slips in through the key hole ... everyone knows that!
Arrested Development!
My thought exactly.
Everyone loves him, he easily loveable person
I'm with Jason! Christmas is one day out of the year.
Happy Wednesday, y'all.
The Devil's Gatorade.
Cool, handsome and underrated.
Jason Bateman 🥰
They look like brothers
this was fucking awkward AND hilarious at the same time. well done!
That opening tuuuuuuuuuuune.
"Good idea for the seek well."
Jason could play as Justin Haywood if a bio-pic of the Moody Blues was ever made.
Get paid, get laid, devil's Gatorade
sharp looking dude tailored suit
jb is such a likeable dude
I love him he is so cute
So excited to watch this
Michael the robot!
Has he taken MDMA? The look of love is in his eyes.
They are two very nice men with twinkly eyes
what a load of bs.
we all know santa is a timelord...
in high school I used to rock the gatorade bottle spiked with everclear regularly. The real devil's gatorade.
dreaminginnoother How neat!
Jason bateman and his wife can do whatever they want to me any time of the day
He’s so charming
Bateman would have been amazing in Strangers With Candy!!!
I like when him and maybe sang afternoon delight..not having any idea of what the lyrics were referring to....
Lovely, Ozark is a jem
If there isn't a scene in that movie involving three ho's and some jingle balls I'mm start a riot.
Reindeer 'stocking stuffing' might make up for it, come to think of it.
He made a huge mistake
That "if you got them in a decent school" felt really smug and made me kinda sad.
***** I got the joke, but it felt a little to real, since his kids definitely aren't in a public school.
fatupha It was true though. And funny.
My comment is way late here but it felt a little sad to me because I've recently realized how very very true it is. After the election, one of the first things I realized is how very badly our public school system is failing. Cranking out way too many people who can't think logically or think for themselves.
Batemen was a child star and he didn't turn out totally fucked up like most.
He’s reformed fucked up. He was a total alcoholic for awhile
My friend believed in Santa well into jr. high. An elderly couple who'd lost their only son in Vietnam lived next door would come over when his family were at midnight mass and put out the presents. When they returned, Santa had been there! So my friend, while he might have not fully believed in Santa, was certain it wasn't his parents because he's been with them the whole time.
DEAD!! 😂😂
bateman bateman..bat man,,, batman
I'm sorry, I can't look at Jason Bateman and say anything other than Michael Bluth.
I' m not telling my kids there's a santa.
Answer - Santa Claus is a cephalopod! It's Octo-Dad, Christmas edition!
No hostility or shartestry in this interview. Well done!
AY, it's teen wolf
Why am I not allowed to skip ads anymore?
This is hilarious
Good ole Santa does not exist, people.
I wonder if this is the episode where he shit his pants right before coming on lol he talks about it in his podcast when Colbert is the guest
This was great :'D
colbert cant stop laughing at lube, he's right, ten year old mentality
It was more of the crowd that started it. The crowd's laughter spread to Colbert which then spread to Bateman. Besides that, a ten year old doesn't even know what lube is.
Daniel Treshner this one does. the second time its mentioned hes biting his fist to further empower the audiance. Its his daughter and colbert just wouldnt let the "joke" die the secons time
If you said "Roll Credits" after Steven said the title of the video, you watch too much CinemaSins...
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