Nero: Rome’s Antichrist

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  • @Biographics
    @Biographics  4 года назад +410

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    • @theangryaustralian7624
      @theangryaustralian7624 4 года назад +12

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    • @rickynchisaira
      @rickynchisaira 4 года назад +8

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    • @riad1902
      @riad1902 4 года назад +8

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    • @dexterkoula3407
      @dexterkoula3407 4 года назад +6

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    • @NefatiousK
      @NefatiousK 4 года назад +2

      Please don't ever say "long-ass" ever again...

  • @GoodNight0wl
    @GoodNight0wl 4 года назад +6652

    Rome's history makes Game of Thrones look like a children's Saturday cartoon.

    • @GoodNight0wl
      @GoodNight0wl 4 года назад +59

      @Matthew Andrews You're referring to the black dinner, right?

    • @jsoo67
      @jsoo67 4 года назад +46

      Lol this comment deserves an award.

    • @unstableATL
      @unstableATL 4 года назад +150

      Matthew Andrews is correct. Some houses are fictional but the Starks are loosely based on the York’s and the Lannister’s based on the Lancaster’s. Even the maps of England and Westeros are similar. Hadrian’s Wall = The Wall. Both kept the wild free folk out of the south.
      There’s a few more like some of the battles, (I think), but I cannot recall right now.

    • @Payable_Upon_Death
      @Payable_Upon_Death 4 года назад +68

      Sckolar the old saying. Truth is stranger than fiction.

    • @chadsknnr
      @chadsknnr 4 года назад +9

      U Betta believe it!

  • @thebrocialist8300
    @thebrocialist8300 4 года назад +4085

    *BioGraphics:*
    “Emperor Nero was actually beloved for a time by his people [and] he never actually fiddled as Rome burnt.”
    *Me:* ‘I guess he wasn’t that bad after a-‘
    *BioGraphics:*
    “He instead fiddled a boy he had abducted and castrated because he resembled the wife he had previously kicked to death.”
    *Me:* 😐

  • @AmethystSnow
    @AmethystSnow 3 года назад +2677

    That poor kid Sporus. Imagine walking down a street one day and getting kidnapped, castrated, and forced by a psycho to play his dead wife.

    • @patrickbateman9850
      @patrickbateman9850 3 года назад +174

      Classic

    • @dahnmason3243
      @dahnmason3243 3 года назад +152

      I can only fantasize every night as I try to fall asleep hoping it becomes a literal dream🥺😞🙏

    • @justiceadams6623
      @justiceadams6623 3 года назад +10

      @Run agree

    • @hannahm9893
      @hannahm9893 3 года назад +146

      @@dahnmason3243 breh

    • @oussamat612
      @oussamat612 3 года назад +13

      why is your name Anatolia

  • @artypyrec4186
    @artypyrec4186 3 года назад +208

    Nero *brutally murder someone and set them on fire in front of a crowd*
    Also Nero: that's a weird suicide

  • @saltymisfit6566
    @saltymisfit6566 4 года назад +905

    "What's that? Yes, she stabbed herself......23 times. It really is sad."

    • @Biographics
      @Biographics  4 года назад +60

      Hahha, remind me of this gem: ruclips.net/video/uFLMCu1RSNw/видео.html
      "he was runnin' to get a bus and it fell into his arm ya know"

    • @anonymousontheinternet4486
      @anonymousontheinternet4486 4 года назад +24

      @@Biographics Hey, can you do a video on Bass Reeves next. He was a black cowboy and law man who caught over 3000 criminals through out his service. Some of the stories of his ordeals are like stuff from classic western movies. In fact there is popular belief that the Lone ranger is based on his adventures. It would be a really entertaining video.

    • @korvasterindar9672
      @korvasterindar9672 4 года назад +21

      "Yes, She did fall repeatedly onto the guards swords...it was an accident...i swear."

    • @anonymousontheinternet4486
      @anonymousontheinternet4486 4 года назад +4

      @@korvasterindar9672 I can confirm, I was the sword.

    • @realkekz
      @realkekz 4 года назад +17

      Just like Epstein committing suicide by two gunshots to the back of the head

  • @pacoramon9468
    @pacoramon9468 4 года назад +3649

    The real Game of Thrones, with less dragons but with a decent ending.

    • @lzi9452
      @lzi9452 4 года назад +22

      paco ramon sounds better

    • @stevenschnepp576
      @stevenschnepp576 4 года назад +68

      To be fair, Rome with dragons sounds pretty cool.
      Pity Naomi Novik didn't do more than just a short story with it.

    • @Enigmatic_Lurker
      @Enigmatic_Lurker 4 года назад +17

      Et tu Paco?

    • @stevenbaker7025
      @stevenbaker7025 4 года назад +17

      You mean the tv show that wrote its own ending?

    • @nore5992
      @nore5992 4 года назад +9

      You mean a Magnificent Scotlands ice king Chad getting stabbed by Some weird ass little girl using a knife with his fellow cripple brother?. Yeah such a tragics ending for our Chad Icy king

  • @blacklite911
    @blacklite911 3 года назад +87

    Honestly, Agrippina the younger’s story is more intriguing. The Mad autocrat is a tale as old as time but how a girl who was married off to a sleazy old man at 13 and excommunicated then climbed her way to the top is a story about someone with tremendous will, keen strategy and aptitude for treachery. I’d like to see that story told

    • @johnsaunders2109
      @johnsaunders2109 3 года назад +4

      She wasn't married at 13! She was the neice of Claudius and married him for political reasons when Nero was around 10! It was totally incestuous, but freely entered into by a scheming mature woman! And how was she excommunicated? Rome did not become Christian for another 300 years !!!

    • @blacklite911
      @blacklite911 3 года назад +7

      @@johnsaunders2109 metaphorically excommunicated, like exiled, persona non grata

    • @johnsaunders2109
      @johnsaunders2109 3 года назад +4

      @@blacklite911 but she was exiled by her brother, Caligula, for being part of a rebellion! She was nothing like you describe her!

    • @Doomzdeh
      @Doomzdeh 7 месяцев назад +2

      I wouldn’t really say it was all that impressive. She was exiled by her brother for years and was only welcomed back to Rome because she was Emperor Claudius’s only relative left besides Nero. If the Praetorian Guard hadn’t killed Caligula and his daughter, Agrippina would have never returned to Rome.
      Upon her return, she then seduced Emperor Claudius, a man who was commonly seen as weak and unmanly due to his stutter and limp. His own wife had cheated on him for years and Claudius wasn’t known to be desired by any. I doubt it was all that hard to seduce such an insecure and undesirable guy, especially when you’re his only close connection left to a family that he always craved respect from.
      At the end of the day, just like Claudius, Agrippina was someone who got lucky enough to get exactly the right conditions for success.

  • @tuckemon
    @tuckemon 4 года назад +707

    Imagine being so cruel and twisted with your tortures and executions that even the blood thirsty Romans thought it was too much. That's saying something when you really think about it 😲

    • @thunderbird1921
      @thunderbird1921 3 года назад +73

      Using innocent people as human garden torches and feeding them to beasts for entertainment...yeah I think Hitler, Stalin and Mao have at least a rival for "most evil man in history".

    • @tuckemon
      @tuckemon 3 года назад +35

      @@thunderbird1921 oh for sure but those guys came after Nero. Depravity and evil evolves with society unfortunately.

    • @GarretRB
      @GarretRB 2 года назад +24

      @@tuckemon I feel like Nero style brutality is almost more demented because it’s achieving no goal. It’s not worse by scale at all but it was just aimless human suffering for the pleasure of evil people.

    • @starman3778
      @starman3778 Год назад +4

      Uhhh no the emperor's and the elite were cruel, that doesn't mean every roman was automatically cruel lol. Maybe to foreigners but there'd be no reason to act so cruel against your own people for so little

    • @owenjames8575
      @owenjames8575 Год назад +4

      @@thunderbird1921 yeah, they aren't even close. Those three did their actions for a reason, to improve their peoples and countries. Nero was just a sadist. Why is this such a difficult concept for people to grasp

  • @trisarathops
    @trisarathops 4 года назад +1409

    “Emotionally unstable 16 year old...“ show me a 16 year old that isn’t emotionally unstable; the difference being they don’t get to rule an empire with everything that comes with it

    • @andyv16012
      @andyv16012 4 года назад +61

      I'm a Police Officer, at times I've pulled people over and told them to stop driving like a pissed off teenager.

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs 4 года назад +71

      Also, show me a Roman Emperor of any age without the emotional instability of a 16 year old.

    • @SH19922x
      @SH19922x 4 года назад +28

      @@luckyspurs Marcus Crassus and Julius Ceaser (the real bedrock of the start of Roman Empire from a republic) had the sharpest wits out of any men in all of human history. They were not mad nor were they deviated, they were completely ruthless in control of every aspect and were the two greatest minds of Roman dominance. Also were among the top 5 genuine battle warriors that Rome had, they were both near on the same level of Spartacas and Alexander the great, myth of Achilles in skill.

    • @johnfrancisdoe1563
      @johnfrancisdoe1563 4 года назад

      Trisarathops This has been repeated before and since.

    • @heavyhanded1782
      @heavyhanded1782 4 года назад

      @@johnfrancisdoe1563 so has this...

  • @rulisa1131
    @rulisa1131 4 года назад +809

    Nero, burning Rome since 64 and burning DVDs since 1997.

  • @svg_ch
    @svg_ch 4 года назад +1032

    So... you are telling me that Nero wasn't a cute blonde anime girl?

    • @arapimamilkbottle3076
      @arapimamilkbottle3076 4 года назад +132

      Does he say umu though

    • @edeensalihovic5588
      @edeensalihovic5588 4 года назад +62

      No, that's Naruto.

    • @buzzcity8382
      @buzzcity8382 3 года назад +14

      What's up with the stupid anime girl. she is a freak compare to Nero.

    • @danialyousaf6456
      @danialyousaf6456 3 года назад +30

      And neither was he the son of a half demon half human ? With white hair and a (previously) demonic right arm ?

    • @ladykoiwolfe
      @ladykoiwolfe 3 года назад +18

      I'm beginning to think Nero wished he was.

  • @pyromania1018
    @pyromania1018 3 года назад +291

    Actually, a lot of people were pleased when Nero killed his mother, as they considered her a bad influence on him. She was widely hated for marrying Claudius, and rumors abounded that she even slept with Nero in order to control him.

    • @holben27
      @holben27 Год назад +61

      Yeah she was a manipulator, and I wouldn't be surprised if her abuse of Nero is what fueled his cruel perversions. Like Ed Gein

    • @MaleviahBurned
      @MaleviahBurned Год назад +8

      You know how people felt back then? Damn. That's crazy....

    • @whittar
      @whittar Год назад +44

      @@MaleviahBurned It's called being able to read

    • @MrMarinus18
      @MrMarinus18 Год назад +6

      That is very true but the taboo was still there. So people were actually kind of hating them both.

    • @deborahrobinson9718
      @deborahrobinson9718 Год назад +1

      Lol well he turned out much worse than she could’ve ever been

  • @JesamyPorter
    @JesamyPorter 4 года назад +1275

    Soooo that’s why early 2000s CD burning software was called Nero. Mind blown.

  • @vinny5638
    @vinny5638 4 года назад +522

    That 'queen of England dancing naked in an amsterdam brothel' comparison is EXACTLY why I'm subscribed to this channel lol.

    • @Biographics
      @Biographics  4 года назад +24

      :)

    • @owenlindkvist5355
      @owenlindkvist5355 4 года назад +12

      Except that the line was stolen, and slightly reworked from a BBC historical documentary concern the life of Nero.

    • @anapm2927
      @anapm2927 4 года назад

      I too appreciate the mental image!

    • @S.A.O.D.A
      @S.A.O.D.A 4 года назад +3

      You have some weird fetishes bro

    • @anapm2927
      @anapm2927 4 года назад +1

      @@S.A.O.D.A Don't we all?

  • @aidanchiang8115
    @aidanchiang8115 3 года назад +101

    Nero in the past: I kill without thought
    Nero now: UmU

    • @taco2215
      @taco2215 2 года назад +7

      You just earned some time in Salt gacha jail

    • @I_love_M4A1
      @I_love_M4A1 2 года назад +2

      HASHIRE SORIYO KAZE NO YOU NI TSUGIMI HARA WO
      AZPADORU !!

    • @thecatdragon589
      @thecatdragon589 Год назад

      nero now: deadweight

  • @SinaAla
    @SinaAla 3 года назад +93

    By the first ten minutes I was already overwhelmed by the murders, twists and turns. And Nero was only a teenager 😭

  • @MissBlueEyeliner
    @MissBlueEyeliner 4 года назад +620

    Go to sleep or watch a 25 minute video on Nero?
    It’s not even a question.

  • @thomasrush2095
    @thomasrush2095 4 года назад +1912

    Nero never fiddled while Rome burned, because the fiddle was not invented until 1500 AD.

    • @fhantasm
      @fhantasm 4 года назад +162

      Ancient Rome has CNN too I guess

    • @lordmouse9985
      @lordmouse9985 4 года назад +87

      The fiddle as we know it was yes, but the original form of the fiddle was created in the 11th century.

    • @I_am_a_cat_
      @I_am_a_cat_ 4 года назад +136

      @@fhantasm fiddled sounds better than "lyred"

    • @Packless1
      @Packless1 4 года назад +52

      In fact he wasn't even there, he had an alibi.
      He was 60km away and when he learned about the fire, he rushed back home to organize the fire-fighters and the relief-efforts...!

    • @zappawench6048
      @zappawench6048 4 года назад +81

      Are you calling Simon a lyre?

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 3 года назад +220

    1:35 - Chapter 1 - Family ties
    5:30 - Chapter 2 - Where the monster was nurtured
    9:15 - Chapter 3 - The artistic emperor
    12:15 - Mid roll ads
    13:30 - Chapter 4 - Let the mother burn
    17:10 - Chapter 5 - The horrors of love
    20:30 - Chapter 6 - "What an artist dies in me"

  • @96unicorns
    @96unicorns 3 года назад +936

    Nero: Kicks prego wife to death, castrates a boy that looks like her and sexually abuses him for years
    Biographics: See, Nero isn't that bad :D

    • @lalehiandeity1649
      @lalehiandeity1649 3 года назад +62

      Not as bad as Tiberius and Caligula.

    • @sevensiete4550
      @sevensiete4550 3 года назад +11

      I was thinking the same, 🤦‍♂️

    • @sto1238
      @sto1238 3 года назад +46

      He was a just a misunderstood young man!

    • @johnsaunders2109
      @johnsaunders2109 3 года назад +79

      It's all relative! Nero was not as bad as his lunatic uncle, Caligula. And compared to a lunatic future emperor. Egalobarbus, who reigned I the 220s AD, he was almost a social democrat!

    • @erichfuentebella6298
      @erichfuentebella6298 3 года назад +18

      I have a theory that nero was suffering from like a severe mental illness and that he did love his wife but again severe mental illness so he did bad stuff idk like do you know those serial killers in stories who kills their s/o? yeah but ofc even if it is true his actions will never be justified and never should be too. I think he does a really good complex antagonist fictional character but unfortunately he was real lol

  • @glutiousmaximus12
    @glutiousmaximus12 4 года назад +1320

    Game of Thrones is so brutal.
    Ancient Rome: Hold my beer

    • @AO00720
      @AO00720 4 года назад +37

      You mean hold my Olive branch

    • @HyperionaSilverleaf
      @HyperionaSilverleaf 4 года назад +20

      Wine

    • @jakealter5504
      @jakealter5504 4 года назад +8

      ChristIan Rome was only more brutal during the later part of the claudian dynasty (under Tiberius, Caligula, and the later part of Nero’s reign), during the year of the four emperors, and during the decline of the Western Roman Empire. Ancient Rome was actually better than Westeros the rest of the time

    • @nguyenhoanglong420
      @nguyenhoanglong420 4 года назад +1

      @@jakealter5504 Rome empire >:))

    • @mekaokelly8377
      @mekaokelly8377 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @jeremywvarietyofviewpoints3104
    @jeremywvarietyofviewpoints3104 4 года назад +569

    "The queen of England dancing naked for money in an Amsterdam brothel." That has to be one of the funniest things I've heard a You Tuber say. He's comparing Nero being an artist to that level of outrage.

    • @jeremywvarietyofviewpoints3104
      @jeremywvarietyofviewpoints3104 4 года назад +27

      @Bobby KnucklesHitler didn't start the Nazi party. He took it over. But I see your point. Maybe sometimes dictators can be frustrated artists.

    • @megastoejoe
      @megastoejoe 4 года назад +5

      So many wrinkles...

    • @johnsaunders2109
      @johnsaunders2109 3 года назад +2

      Would you pay to have it with a 95 year old midget in a funny hat ?!?

    • @mikshinee87
      @mikshinee87 3 года назад +1

      @@johnsaunders2109 Well, yes.

    • @daniyalshah4338
      @daniyalshah4338 3 года назад +3

      @@johnsaunders2109 are you actually mocking the Queen of great britain scotland and northern island and head of the common wealth where her ancestor ruled the largest empire the world had ever seen ruling over 412 million people?!! And the most powerful empire the world had ever seen

  • @cagrant4472
    @cagrant4472 3 года назад +46

    NO. Rome's craziest emperor (of the Claudians anyway) was indisputably Caligula. I think Simon has it absolutely right. Nero is what you get when you raise --- or rather, let your son grow up --- the way Agrippina Junior used her son as of puppet to achieve power for herself. Is anyone surprised that he had her murdered? I'm not.

  • @dragon.phoenix
    @dragon.phoenix 3 года назад +53

    "Thank Jupiter" had me smashing the like button 😂😂😂

    • @balaportejean7015
      @balaportejean7015 3 года назад +4

      😂😂.
      Jesus is the Son of God. Hope u believe in his death and resurrection and repent from sin. Luv ya♥️

    • @Konoronn
      @Konoronn Год назад

      @@balaportejean7015 :[

  • @juliuscaesar8185
    @juliuscaesar8185 4 года назад +910

    Finally, some biographies about Ancient Rome!

    • @ilarious5729
      @ilarious5729 4 года назад +63

      I can't guite get my finger around it but I have a feeling you have a thing for ancient Rome.. 🤔

    • @kirisategoman3228
      @kirisategoman3228 4 года назад +12

      Julius Caesar 81 hi Caesar how are you

    • @NSFWill
      @NSFWill 4 года назад +26

      Hows the back feeling Julius?

    • @YazzPott
      @YazzPott 4 года назад +11

      Awe, true to Caesar.

    • @monstersamator5288
      @monstersamator5288 4 года назад +7

      Hey julius who was on you're life insurance beneficiary

  • @JJ3E
    @JJ3E 4 года назад +714

    Still waiting for Marcus Aurelius: The Stoic Philosopher King.

    • @isaacschmitt4803
      @isaacschmitt4803 4 года назад +21

      I honestly think I would rather them just cover his meditations, Cliff's Notes style. Or even better, have Simon just read it out loud.

    • @jmchez
      @jmchez 4 года назад +23

      For Trajan and Hadrian also. So good that they were labeled as "good pagans" by the early Christians.

    • @mattm7798
      @mattm7798 4 года назад +8

      Strength and Honor

    • @tarionmarsden157
      @tarionmarsden157 4 года назад +4

      Yes i need to know about the philosopher king

    • @jmchez
      @jmchez 4 года назад +2

      @@mattm7798 Quod in Vita Fascimus in Aeternum Resonat.

  • @colinsmith929
    @colinsmith929 3 года назад +18

    One of the things I find very strange is how the Julio Claudian and other early pagan rulers of Rome were just cartoonishly evil and hedonistic. I mean by the time you get to the later emperors they seem to have lost much of hedonism and instead are busy stabbing each other in the back and civil warring back and forth. I mean Honorius (one of the few emperors to not be a General and survive to die of old age) the most hedonistic thing I know of him is that when his sister left for Constantinople suddenly it was rumored to be because he had made a pass at her. Which is definitely creepy but even if true is a far cry from Tiberius's little minnows for example.

    • @chick_nuggs9318
      @chick_nuggs9318 Год назад

      It's almost like humans are radically depraved. Who would have guessed?

  • @im2arrogant118
    @im2arrogant118 2 года назад +12

    Fun fact Joffrey is actually inspired by Nero.

  • @cromagn1n
    @cromagn1n 4 года назад +373

    “This long ass video” earned you an instant thumbs up

  • @oslonorway547
    @oslonorway547 4 года назад +1623

    I don't know who does the writing, but I've noticed, no matter what our previous notion of the entity whose biography is being discussed, you guys have a way of writing it and Simon has his way of narrating it, that at the end, you got us thinking: _"Hey, the dude wasn't so bad after all. I mean, ge may have murdered 20 million innocent civilians, but he could have been any one of us."_
    ... You bastards! I want you guys to prepare my eulogy when I die :)

    • @vinny5638
      @vinny5638 4 года назад +153

      @Ron H That's what I like about this channel. Instead of leading you on with opinion-based descriptors, the facts of the matter are laid out in an entirely unbiased manner for us to mull over inernally. Its actual content instead of hand-holding.

    • @Bam_Bizzler
      @Bam_Bizzler 4 года назад +72

      @@vinny5638 im honestly surprised how honest and informative the videos are with how frequent they come out

    • @stevehardy7241
      @stevehardy7241 4 года назад +2

      This world is more twiztid than I thought

    • @vinny5638
      @vinny5638 4 года назад +12

      @GuildBankLooter I genuinely havent noticed such, and Im a staunch centrist. Has he made some error that indicates leftist bias?

    • @isaacschmitt4803
      @isaacschmitt4803 4 года назад +53

      I mean, it's kinda like that old Reddit (?) post with the still from one of Hitler's home videos made by Eva Braun where he's smiling and flirting with her, saying that he should be filming her.
      It shows he was just as human as the rest of us, and that alone is more genuinely terrifying than anything made by horror writers of the day. Because as much as we want to tell ourselves that only the truly evil monsters would do the things he did, under the right circumstances, any of us could do great acts of evil.

  • @ibelieveinyourgalaxy
    @ibelieveinyourgalaxy 2 года назад +25

    “Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men, even when they exercise influence and not authority.”
    Becoming emperor was the worst thing that could have happened for him and his victims.

  • @bwestbrook90
    @bwestbrook90 2 года назад +13

    “He was an emotionally unstable 16-year-old boy.” Otherwise known as a 16-year-old boy

    • @NotMyWar
      @NotMyWar 2 года назад +2

      Emotionally unstable is a weird way to say homicidal maniac.

  • @jessiestoss4567
    @jessiestoss4567 4 года назад +971

    His mother faced her execution like a true badass.

    • @zeynaviegas5043
      @zeynaviegas5043 3 года назад +30

      Nero: too late

    • @OmarMohamed-ze7jy
      @OmarMohamed-ze7jy 3 года назад +155

      she was prolly prepared to get assassinated after assassinating so many people herself, irony is sweet

    • @StrangeTamer178
      @StrangeTamer178 3 года назад +8

      By telling her killers to stab her in the puss?

    • @sheslikeheroin93
      @sheslikeheroin93 3 года назад +46

      @@StrangeTamer178the womb is the belly not the puss dimwit

    • @StrangeTamer178
      @StrangeTamer178 3 года назад +9

      @@sheslikeheroin93 I was just making a joke dbag. And token's life matters

  • @KennyRider137
    @KennyRider137 4 года назад +516

    "I didn't set Rome on fire and to prove it I will set these Christians on fire IN Rome!"

    • @arealgem9404
      @arealgem9404 4 года назад +37

      Bobby Knuckles the first Christians were.........
      JEWS LOL !

    • @nore5992
      @nore5992 4 года назад +12

      @Bobby Knuckles Really?. Even in Ancient Rome they called Jesus as "A Jews who dead in the Cross" same for the Jews who call him a Usurper but instead he can make a religion out of it. Your thoughs is just a prespective nowdays Society depicted it from

    • @W45P.
      @W45P. 4 года назад +3

      Probably cos they started the fire.

    • @danielhogan6255
      @danielhogan6255 4 года назад +6

      NoRe christianity can be considered a sect of judean faith back in those days...greece is the main reason why christianity is considered a different religion...heck christians the way the world see them nowadays would of been sojourners, strangers, servants and refugees in ancient jewish societys....also as a heads up...the difference between hebrews and jewish peoples comes from a political struggle that happened during the time hebrews were conquering the land of the caaninites....jewish people come from the tribe of judah, one of 12 hebrew tribes, which split off and claimed a city that would become jerusalem while the other 11 founded isreal.

    • @hesedagape6122
      @hesedagape6122 4 года назад +4

      It was only after 350 AD that Christianity became a totally separate religion from Rabbinic Judaism.

  • @tyleralbrecht6015
    @tyleralbrecht6015 3 года назад +25

    Bro, Rome why you stabbing all your rulers and getting away with. I’d be scared to be in any position of power in fear of being stabbed

    • @nick_g1126
      @nick_g1126 3 года назад +5

      As you should be, honestly.

    • @gandalf_thegrey
      @gandalf_thegrey 2 года назад

      "Do you want to become consul? "
      "Hell nah, I don't want to get stabbed!"
      "To bad. That was not a choice."
      *stabs you*

  • @m__zombi
    @m__zombi 2 года назад +11

    Your ancient history videos are absolutely fantastic. I’m so glad I found this channel.

  • @willkayl8793
    @willkayl8793 4 года назад +204

    This video was exceptional. Ancient Rome was fascinatingly bonkers. You did an amazing job squeezing the whole of Nero’s life into 25 minutes. Keep up these great videos. Cheers.

  • @Hoi4o
    @Hoi4o 4 года назад +142

    Seneca was actually Nero's educator as a child and his advisor along with Burrus during his initial years of reign. The older Nero got, the less advice he took from them. That's why his rulership got worse and worse over time, especially after Burrus died and the old Seneca was left all alone with the cruel mind of a mad ruler.

    • @437765513
      @437765513 7 месяцев назад

      It's literally like Mike Tyson and Cus D'Amato

  • @orionrazilov5994
    @orionrazilov5994 3 года назад +4

    ''Have I neither friend nor foe?....'' so poetic and so crushingly lonely, I love it

  • @emily-grace6246
    @emily-grace6246 Год назад +32

    I wrote my final essay on Nero in a history class in college, all had to be from memory, and I’m proud of how much I remember correctly 8 years later 🤩 still, of course, learned much new information as well! Thanks for your and your team’s work, Simon!

  • @royalcorvid
    @royalcorvid 4 года назад +319

    _Nero: Rome's Neckbeard Emperor_

    • @alexk7880
      @alexk7880 4 года назад

      odd title.

    • @bostevens8516
      @bostevens8516 4 года назад +8

      Jeffrey Scott He has to make sure the m’ ladies didn’t ignore “nice guys” like him. I’m sure he couldn’t help that he was “big boned”.

    • @darthtater545
      @darthtater545 4 года назад +2

      A supreme gentleman until the end.
      RIP in pepperoni

    • @matthewbennett1972
      @matthewbennett1972 3 года назад +3

      I wonder if trump plays the fiddle

    • @Kelly-dm8mj
      @Kelly-dm8mj 3 года назад +3

      Nero: The anti-Chad

  • @rionthemagnificent2971
    @rionthemagnificent2971 4 года назад +178

    Roman senate: We need you to be serious Emperor, The empire is in trouble.
    Nero: *censored* you I'm having too much fun and you're interrupting my art!

    • @RealSkoolmaster
      @RealSkoolmaster 4 года назад +18

      Nero: The first millenial

    • @coquito_godess4627
      @coquito_godess4627 4 года назад +5

      read the beginning "censor you" reminded me of mushu from mulan saying dishonor on you xD random but ur comment made my day

  • @criastrangler2219
    @criastrangler2219 3 года назад +11

    If nero really stated "too late", I feel like taking a massive leak on him would've been just fine.

  • @RankinMsP
    @RankinMsP 3 года назад +14

    Simon: "Neto was deranged but..."
    Me: But? There's a but? What could justify such madness?
    Simon: "Trouble teenager"
    Me: Eff that!

  • @justherald1117
    @justherald1117 4 года назад +97

    "What an artist dies with me". Wow, goosebumps. Even fiction doesn't get much better than this.

  • @Paslayas
    @Paslayas 4 года назад +98

    Sporus should have had the privilege of killing Nero.

  • @pooryorick831
    @pooryorick831 2 года назад

    Thanks for these video lectures. I find them to be engaging and informative. Well done.

  • @mixlennoxx6144
    @mixlennoxx6144 3 года назад

    Great piece! Thank you. We're gonna binge on more.

  • @mtatarko1
    @mtatarko1 4 года назад +276

    8:49 Nero "pulling an Epstein" before it was cool.

    • @Gamebred-Nightmare
      @Gamebred-Nightmare 4 года назад +1

      @Jay Camacho Shut up

    • @ninjaked1265
      @ninjaked1265 4 года назад +17

      Except Epstein didn’t kill himself

    • @mtatarko1
      @mtatarko1 4 года назад +21

      @@ninjaked1265 I was referring to 8:49, when Nero claimed Agrippina had committed suicide.

    • @Hwje1111
      @Hwje1111 2 года назад

      Wrong timestamp. Should’ve been when he tried to turn some boy who looked like his former wife into a woman.

  • @TheJohny727
    @TheJohny727 4 года назад +77

    Agrippina had a great teacher, her tactics and way to power echoes Livia, Augsutus' wife. Being under her protection for most of her life until Livia's death, it's incredible to see how Agrippina managed to control the Roman political stage and bend it to her will, even succumbing later to death just like Livia, taking control from her son and eventually dying becasue of it.

  • @jerricosagala2904
    @jerricosagala2904 2 года назад +3

    Being an emperor is like singing a death warrant. Your premature demise becomes certain

  • @hellothere9167
    @hellothere9167 3 года назад +6

    The tortures he did was severely inhumane

  • @joshuahunt3032
    @joshuahunt3032 4 года назад +75

    Geez, it seems like Tiberius caused quite the echo in time by killing Caligula’s dad.

  • @chrisclifton7276
    @chrisclifton7276 4 года назад +48

    "Thank jupiter" smooth... I like it.

  • @instantramen4588
    @instantramen4588 3 года назад +9

    Nero's favourite word was "UMU"

  • @nikolasbrown105
    @nikolasbrown105 Год назад

    You are an excellent historian and entertaining all around. I have enjoyed this thoroughly, not what went down but the way you have opened my eyes. Thank you truly. Truly amazing.

  • @luckyspurs
    @luckyspurs 4 года назад +186

    "Did you know, some Roman Emperors killed their child relatives"
    "Yeah, well Nero kicked his pregnant wife in the womb"
    "Blimey"

    • @MissCaraMint
      @MissCaraMint 4 года назад +9

      The historian Tacitus (who hated Nero btw so no reason he would write good things about him), thought this was absolutely ridiculous and a baseless accusation, and there seem to have been rumours that Poppaea was poisoned.

    • @zakiahmed6655
      @zakiahmed6655 3 года назад +1

      holy moly

    • @freestyla85
      @freestyla85 3 года назад +1

      @שָׁחוֹר יֵשׁוּעַ alot of nero's history we have today was written 50-150 years after his death by the senatorial class who opposed him. And the different authors contradict themselves on many events. So take these wild perverse stories with a grain of salt and as attempts to stain his legacy. You have to remember he reigned for 14 years which is a very long time for an emperor who is considered one of the worst ever. Most bad emperors in Rome's history did not last this long in power

    • @zakiahmed6655
      @zakiahmed6655 3 года назад

      @שָׁחוֹר יֵשׁוּעַ but he might have not been as bad as they described

    • @zakiahmed6655
      @zakiahmed6655 3 года назад

      @שָׁחוֹר יֵשׁוּעַ yeah it's tough times out here

  • @redjirachi1
    @redjirachi1 4 года назад +347

    Nero throughout history
    69-2010 CE: Evil tyrant
    2010 CE-present: Waifu

    • @unbearable1583
      @unbearable1583 4 года назад +12

      Kaze no yo ni

    • @emperorcokelord1021
      @emperorcokelord1021 4 года назад +30

      That's how he will be remembered. From a man playing a harp while watching Rome burn to a Saber clone

    • @raspberry_wiskey6999
      @raspberry_wiskey6999 4 года назад +9

      You made a mistake, throughout all history he is viewed as a waifu

    • @strider4life696
      @strider4life696 4 года назад +12

      2008 CE-present: A smart-mouthed devil hunter with a mechanical right arm and Devil Trigger mode

    • @invincibleunderthesun8545
      @invincibleunderthesun8545 4 года назад +12

      Musashi Miyamoto
      Feudal Japan: Manly Swordsman
      Now: Waifu

  • @Koopa3000
    @Koopa3000 4 года назад +86

    Fact of the Day: Nero means Genius in finnish.

    • @annescholey6546
      @annescholey6546 4 года назад +1

      A psychotic white caterpillar

    • @paradisecityX0
      @paradisecityX0 3 года назад +1

      And Black in Latin

    • @olleani
      @olleani 3 года назад +3

      @@paradisecityX0 no that's Italian , black in Latin is Niger, the name Nero derived from the proto-italic word nēr, meaning man

    • @emperornero2902
      @emperornero2902 3 года назад +1

      *Based*

    • @Nzosaba_Matenge
      @Nzosaba_Matenge 3 года назад

      @@olleani Niger like the country or the slur?

  • @lolazal1
    @lolazal1 4 года назад

    This was fantastic. Thanks Simon.

  • @mariakelly5
    @mariakelly5 4 года назад +357

    You really need to do one on the female Egyptian Pharaoh Hapshepsut.

  • @willembester3912
    @willembester3912 4 года назад +237

    Imagine being Nero's shrink. "Allright,lad,let's talk about your mother today,shall we?"

    • @ojutay8375
      @ojutay8375 4 года назад +27

      You are immediately crucified

    • @jeremywvarietyofviewpoints3104
      @jeremywvarietyofviewpoints3104 4 года назад +12

      Or perhaps a session of art therapy instead.

    • @Puvwilmo00
      @Puvwilmo00 3 года назад +3

      Damn, now I wanna see Nero in a therapy session where Sigmund Freud is his shrink.

    • @TheButtshd
      @TheButtshd 3 года назад +3

      @@Puvwilmo00 that would be a good episode on interdimensional cable

    • @Tempusverum
      @Tempusverum 3 года назад

      “Now, tell me about Mother.”
      “I’M NORMA BATES!”
      🤪 🔪

  • @robbwatson2088
    @robbwatson2088 2 года назад +3

    As a new subsciber, I have to say, I am really enjoying your shows.
    Cheers

  • @hypnotoad311
    @hypnotoad311 3 года назад +24

    I feel like aliens keep trying to reveal themselves to us but every time they show up they see ish like Nero and they’re like, “You know, they really don’t seem to be doing well. Maybe we’ll come back in 5,000 years.”

  • @URProductions
    @URProductions 4 года назад +205

    I read that in ancient Latin they pronounced their v's as "w".
    For instance, "Veni vidi vici" was actually pronounced "weeny widi weeky".
    Of course, what his means is that Vindex may actually have been pronounced as...
    ... "windex".

    • @trojanmane148
      @trojanmane148 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @TheSouthwestBoyz
      @TheSouthwestBoyz 4 года назад

      EmperorJuliusCaesar my liege!

    • @mankomamada2545
      @mankomamada2545 4 года назад +10

      *weendex, but funny nonetheless.

    • @scumbagjesus999
      @scumbagjesus999 3 года назад

      Rikiki

    • @RikoJAmado
      @RikoJAmado 3 года назад

      EmperorJuliusCaesar Yes. In fact, the term “ Kaiser” comes from Caesar with a k: Keasar. Now I kind of want some Little Kaiser’s Pizza.

  • @cantbetamed2210
    @cantbetamed2210 4 года назад +27

    "poisoned my stepbrother,
    ordered men to kill my mother,
    tried to drown her but she fled
    So I had her stabbed instead'
    -HH (Rome's Bad Emperors)

  • @simpleasebisees2954
    @simpleasebisees2954 3 года назад

    Awesome explanation. Thank you

  • @vocaz5328
    @vocaz5328 3 года назад

    Thanks, Really helped with an assignment

  • @rosscherry6055
    @rosscherry6055 4 года назад +193

    Please do Marshall Applewhite! He was the leader of the Heaven’s Gate cult who killed themselves to go live on a spaceship trailing a passing comet.

    • @dulezninjaman4788
      @dulezninjaman4788 4 года назад +2

      Ross Cherry Joseph seed wants to know your location....

    • @youngpablo9007
      @youngpablo9007 4 года назад +1

      He's my boy

    • @youngpablo9007
      @youngpablo9007 4 года назад +2

      Ross Cherry OH btw type in Heaven's Gate UFO Cult Documentary. It has tonnes of interviews and a fantastic telling of both the lives of Marshall and the female leader (can't remember her name)
      Really recommend it. Pretty non biased reporting (as this channel normally is)

    • @airplaneoverthesemen
      @airplaneoverthesemen 4 года назад +4

      He was also the most infamous Nike testimonial

    • @Makarosc
      @Makarosc 4 года назад

      Too obscure

  • @--Paws--
    @--Paws-- 4 года назад +39

    It seems like Caligula, Nero, much like young celebrities who rose to fame share that similar stress disorder.

    • @sto1238
      @sto1238 3 года назад +4

      Yea thankfully most young celebrities don’t kill people unless you’re an NFL tight end from the university of Florida

    • @johnsaunders2109
      @johnsaunders2109 3 года назад

      A meaningless image for any non American !!!!

  • @Ozturw
    @Ozturw Год назад +1

    Very good thank you for preparing this

  • @pr0ject_nihilist
    @pr0ject_nihilist 4 года назад

    That was a super smooth transition to your plug.

  • @metaltree9829
    @metaltree9829 4 года назад +56

    "You see how long this video is, yes you get to enjoy this long ass video." Best opening ever.

  • @ubermikesocal
    @ubermikesocal 4 года назад +60

    20:34
    Vindex had a twin brother who had a fantastic talent of cleaning glass surfaces. His name was Windex.

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 4 года назад +5

      Indeed.

    • @BeckyEnchanted
      @BeckyEnchanted 4 года назад +3

      Life's interesting little details indeed

    • @RaycissCrackaDevil
      @RaycissCrackaDevil 4 года назад +3

      UberMikeSocal Slayer has a twin brother rapper Playa

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs 4 года назад +2

      Nero should have sent the pair off to Germany just to add to the confusion.

    • @BDXRP11B
      @BDXRP11B 4 года назад +1

      Another who liked to organize phone numbers: index

  • @kassykreutzer6972
    @kassykreutzer6972 4 года назад +2

    I love your videos thank you for your hard work to teach us history

  • @Miamcoline
    @Miamcoline 3 года назад

    Superb video! Great nuance!

  • @farmerjoe6919
    @farmerjoe6919 4 года назад +32

    Sometimes history just feels like someone spilling ancient tea

  • @sirtoke69
    @sirtoke69 4 года назад +178

    666k subscribers... Nero: Rome’s Antichrist
    coincidence?

  • @melanietoth1376
    @melanietoth1376 4 года назад

    In depth and well done!

  • @Infoseek777
    @Infoseek777 3 года назад +4

    Poor Sporus;/

  • @nazz_uk298
    @nazz_uk298 4 года назад +132

    History is full of savages and murderers it's unimaginable! We truly live in amazing time while I watch this on my phone of light..

    • @corbin8293
      @corbin8293 4 года назад +21

      watching the unfolding of some of the most powerful people to ever live on witchcraftian brick that spews out light and sound is truly bewildering. To think desensitization has led to something truly remarkable to be such a norm

    • @31webseries
      @31webseries 4 года назад +9

      Moments like these, unfortunately, don't tend to last very long.

    • @O_Ciel_Phant0mhive
      @O_Ciel_Phant0mhive 4 года назад +3

      not that amazing anymore...look around you :(

    • @nazz_uk298
      @nazz_uk298 3 года назад +3

      @R S Hardship and changes are part of life and we will come out better humans out of it I'm sure of it my people.

    • @blackandwhiteguy4264
      @blackandwhiteguy4264 3 года назад +2

      Corona virus:I don't think so

  • @psychocookie5899
    @psychocookie5899 4 года назад +62

    I think a video on Madame Toussaud could be really interesting. Everyone knows about her wax museums but her true life story was just so incredible. I would love to see what you guys could dig up on her. Also, this video was amazing, had been waiting for it for a long time. Great job!💜

    • @shebbs1
      @shebbs1 4 года назад +3

      Not sure if it is Biographics, but there is a good one on YT. An interesting woman, to be sure. Will try and find it.

  • @gilbertovega3976
    @gilbertovega3976 2 года назад +3

    Please make a video on Anton Szandor LaVey.

  • @freddymeisner
    @freddymeisner 4 года назад +7

    I can say, without question, Simon Whistler is one of the hardest working talents on RUclips.

  • @Tia-Marie
    @Tia-Marie 4 года назад +84

    But boy did Nero love the theatre and dedicated to that old fashioned mum murdering! Keeping up with the Julio--Claudians should be a series =D

    • @jmchez
      @jmchez 4 года назад +5

      Perhaps named after the a man who witnessed all of the Julio-Claudian shenanigans. Maybe Emperor Claudius?

    • @Tia-Marie
      @Tia-Marie 4 года назад +3

      @jmchez - I wouldn't mind a drunk history version of I, Claudius and Claudius, the god (obviously a version more less fantastical than the drama).

    • @Tia-Marie
      @Tia-Marie 4 года назад +1

      @EbberDeeMills - Oh man, that would be their BEST SEASON yet.

    • @annstillwell730
      @annstillwell730 4 года назад

      Check out I Claudius. Great series about the family.

  • @krokodilpil8335
    @krokodilpil8335 4 года назад +53

    Reminds me Nero CD Burning software. Nero burns your CDs while you fiddle.

  • @citizendan6390
    @citizendan6390 3 месяца назад

    funniest intro to a history video. great channel!

  • @laughingball
    @laughingball 4 года назад

    Great video, one of the best IMO.

  • @BladeRunnerNX6
    @BladeRunnerNX6 4 года назад +56

    I love your videos (:
    But you skipped over his obsessed relationship with the slave girl acte. They were in a secret relationship for about 3-4 years. Seneca helped him with this. Acte came before Sabina. She helped give him a proper funeral after his suicide.

  • @corvus1374
    @corvus1374 4 года назад +119

    Poor Sporus was later forced to play Poppea again, as the "wife" of the Emperor Otho, who had been the real Poppea's first husband.

    • @fisharepeopletoo9653
      @fisharepeopletoo9653 4 года назад +37

      What a terrible life

    • @zakiahmed6655
      @zakiahmed6655 3 года назад +15

      poor kid i really genuinely feel sorry for the boy

    • @emilycupcakegirl367
      @emilycupcakegirl367 3 года назад +11

      He was only 13😭

    • @katherinetutschek4757
      @katherinetutschek4757 3 года назад +2

      😞😞😞😞😞

    • @KickingTeeRugby
      @KickingTeeRugby 3 года назад +7

      Those emperors are gonna ROT in hell
      and I will be laughing at them , not out of hate but because of joy seeing their pain and torture

  • @JudeNance
    @JudeNance 3 года назад

    Fascinating. Thank you so much 💓

  • @dannychavez802
    @dannychavez802 2 года назад

    Awesome video. Learned a lot.

  • @rodanzig
    @rodanzig 4 года назад +65

    I guess today he would be convinced he was the greatest youtuber that ever lived .

    • @elabosak4135
      @elabosak4135 4 года назад +13

      Nero having a RUclips channel is not something I want to imagine

    • @chadsknnr
      @chadsknnr 4 года назад

      Simon's not THAT bad . . . .

    • @waringaw.m6350
      @waringaw.m6350 4 года назад

      @@chadsknnr he meant Nero...

    • @chadsknnr
      @chadsknnr 4 года назад

      @@waringaw.m6350 thx for stepping all over my punchline, guy . . . .

  • @augustortiz
    @augustortiz 4 года назад +10

    Poor Sporus, truly the unluckiest man of all time.

  • @jimhesch1404
    @jimhesch1404 2 года назад

    What a fantastic production. World class. Thank you..

  • @jackjones9460
    @jackjones9460 Год назад

    I do enjoy your presentations!

  • @JT-cloverbottomt
    @JT-cloverbottomt 4 года назад +43

    Simon.....neurosyphilis....it could explain why Nero had a good 5 years of stable thought at the beginning of his reign and then went insane. Thank you for the video. It was great!

    • @l.gcallahan2840
      @l.gcallahan2840 4 года назад +4

      Makes sense. Probably contracted from his many sexual exploits.

    • @intersanctum
      @intersanctum 3 года назад

      My exact thoughts.

    • @TGuard00014
      @TGuard00014 2 года назад

      Was neurosyphilis circulating in Rome at the time?

    • @arsailor2341
      @arsailor2341 2 года назад

      If he didn't really kill his wife like some commenters are saying, if the Christians he killed really did start the fire (Remember Rome crucified Jesus and they were being led by Rebellious Jews), and IF the boy wasn't really kidnapped, but rather dressed like a girl to get noticed by the emperor and consented, then he wasn't crazy, just perverted.

    • @johnnyvivic8730
      @johnnyvivic8730 2 года назад +4

      "Nero-syphilis"

  • @traeherren2269
    @traeherren2269 4 года назад +29

    An artist that killed jews... where have I heard that story before?
    Side note: St's Peter and Paul were killed during Nero's attack on Christians

  • @LEEDAVEY1984
    @LEEDAVEY1984 4 года назад +18

    How was the wine made in Rome? Brewed in lead cauldrons, therefore if one is constantly comsuming lead posioning to themselves, the biggest side effect is madness. Food for thought, as a lot of these guys drank all the time as the alcohol strength was not very high, so it wouldn't be a few glasses. It was a staple part of the priveledged's staple daily diet. Good bio and well presented.

    • @Jakemufcfan
      @Jakemufcfan Год назад +1

      Lead pipes for water as well

    • @unknown.1043
      @unknown.1043 2 месяца назад

      If that turns out to not be a plausible possibility you can always turn to what the Christians say: that those unpleasant lot were plagued by demonic forces.