Was this the same glitch that made them look all white unless you want over them with your mouse, turning them invisible? 😂 If so I have to start the game again. I paused playing WH3 after this glitch occured on my dwarf playthrough. It bothered me probably more than it should have 🤣
Well yesterday i find a glitch, in campaign an armies is buried underneath a settlement (ruin or occupy) and it happens twice. At first i chase an Greenskins army, in the next turn they suddenly gone!? Confused at first i but when i zoom in nearest settlement 😂 i found they buried themself and the settlement they're Occupied like a skaven (not literally) only 1/5 parts of the banner visible in the ground Is it only me?
Clearly a chorf fiddled with it when no one was looking. Those buggers are sneaky, as expected of such a short race, whose fashion sense is entirely based around compensating for their vertical disability.
@@dickysatria7268the concept that Sitrlanders have their own Lore of Magic has caused me to need to go to the hospital due to terminal amounts of nausea
I love the bit with the goblins charging straight towards an axe machine gun designed to kill them specifically but immediately routing upon seeing it malfunction
This machine is truly a genius of dwarven engineering - it guts trolls, black orcs, cavalry. If you approach it in close combat, the monsters will be cut down by its crew equivalent to half a squad of slayers... But it is not very effective against goblins
Malakai: Felix and Gotrek can you both agree not to tell Thorek Ironbrow about this I don't want him to lecture me again about how my inventions are not dwarfs because it doesn't have Runes. Thorek: You idiots I told you that your generation is going to destroy the dwarves that's why the runes are the only way of true dwarfs to use. Malakai: I'll be back. (Malakai pulls out his shotgun) Thorek: that is not a dwarf weapon. What the hell is that? Malakai: oh don't worry. It is a dwarf weapon And it has a Rune actually on it called the Rune of boom to shoot you boomers!. Thorek: What did you just call me?!
This glitch reminded me of playing a Third Age mod for Total War: Medieval 2. Whenever a unit of dwarven axe throwers was about to throw their axes, the game would crash. I still wonder what it looks like.
I like to imagine that if it were not for the timeskip of over 13 years, Felix Gotrek and Malakai would have many adventures together, during which Gotrek would be whining and complaining about Malaki’s invention, since Gotrek was considered one of the best engineers in the business while Malakai was the pretty much dwarf’s dr Doofenshmirtz
Sometimes the Soul Grinders also glitch. An invisible SG of Nurgle, just a pair of legs SG of Slaanesh, No legs SG if Tzeentch and a normal SG of Khorne.
well at least they won the battle because of the goblin hewer, yeah not because it actually kill the goblins, but the fear of being brutally murder by one of the perfectly functional names of malakai
Just a suggestion: Can we do meme “I am a surgeon!” But as Karl “I am prince and emperor” While all elector counts go fighting each other, not listening, successionist, and gelt & elspeth refused to share technology or listen to order?
Honestly with all Malikai’s buffs to them, there’s no reason to take anything but regular Cannons. They shred anything and are the second cheapest artillery Dwarves can get
Its funny becous i encounter similar glitch when Rakarath and Malekith Dragons didynt have wings and they looked like snakes with tiny legs that magicly bounces in the air
The dwarf is breaking the laws of nature with his naming, to be fair though it doesn’t hew goblins. (I also just realised why Buggy keeps failing upwards in One Piece. The man glitches.)
The truth about the end times isn't that Archon destroyed the old world. The reality is that Malakai is the reason why the world ended because he built a keep called the undestructible. Unfortunately not only was the keep very destructible but the world too broke. It goes without saying that who ever gave Malakai license to build was very short sighted.
I still can't understand the intended use case for this thing. I genuinely don't get it, bonus vs large, many high scatter projectiles, extreme short range slow speed and slayer crew I guess?? like idk use on mid-tier knights or something? maybe trolls? but normal slayers or normal cannons deal with those a whole lot better and more sooo. . .
This video was made before the glitch was fixed
before Malakai Screamed his Invention, Goblin Hewers are Unstable
Was this the same glitch that made them look all white unless you want over them with your mouse, turning them invisible? 😂
If so I have to start the game again. I paused playing WH3 after this glitch occured on my dwarf playthrough. It bothered me probably more than it should have 🤣
it is
@@Tarriff Ah, thanks. Then it's finally time to settle some grudges once again 🧐
Well yesterday i find a glitch, in campaign an armies is buried underneath a settlement (ruin or occupy) and it happens twice.
At first i chase an Greenskins army, in the next turn they suddenly gone!?
Confused at first i but when i zoom in nearest settlement 😂 i found they buried themself and the settlement they're
Occupied like a skaven (not literally) only 1/5 parts of the banner visible in the ground
Is it only me?
CA can't let us have any fun.
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I love how even Malakai is genuinely concerned with the goblin hewer’s glitching, clearly an act of chaos or worse…
Stirland magic ??
Clearly a chorf fiddled with it when no one was looking. Those buggers are sneaky, as expected of such a short race, whose fashion sense is entirely based around compensating for their vertical disability.
warpstonefuckery?
@@dickysatria7268the concept that Sitrlanders have their own Lore of Magic has caused me to need to go to the hospital due to terminal amounts of nausea
Malakai has to put up with so much warp fuckery, yet he still carries on. His stubborness is nothing SHORT of impressive.
“SHORT!”
@@DeranRoute-vu5jyI’d put it in the book, but we’re short on room. Think it only counts if a grungi says it now.
NO ALLIANCE
That's going in the book!
That's a Grudgin!
I love the bit with the goblins charging straight towards an axe machine gun designed to kill them specifically but immediately routing upon seeing it malfunction
It’s even more ironic that the goblin hewer works poorly against small units like goblins but rather big one in the game
@@BoltDave-lk3dk You could that the slayers are the 'goblin hewer', and that the warmachine itself is the troll hewer or something.
Later he was hired by Bugthesda.
"I shall name my pages and pages of code: THE INCORRUPTIBLE"
Hopefully, he'll call starfield boring
Good thing the goblin hewer are the crew and not the device itself.
It's basically a movable axe rack for slayers.
Malakai: *points at random thing in Warhammer TW* "I call this un- memeable!"
Tarriff: "Are you sure about that?"
This machine is truly a genius of dwarven engineering - it guts trolls, black orcs, cavalry. If you approach it in close combat, the monsters will be cut down by its crew equivalent to half a squad of slayers... But it is not very effective against goblins
Well clearly no goblin wants to run into melee with something called a goblin hewer, while a troll isn't afraid of that
The enemy was so distraught that they backed away. You really know something is fucked up when Greenskins don't even want to try and fight
The Goblins retreating had me in tears 😂
this is genuinely amazing those ones arguing with him about the name is comedy gold and the sheer panic
Malakai: Felix and Gotrek can you both agree not to tell Thorek Ironbrow about this I don't want him to lecture me again about how my inventions are not dwarfs because it doesn't have Runes.
Thorek: You idiots I told you that your generation is going to destroy the dwarves that's why the runes are the only way of true dwarfs to use.
Malakai: I'll be back.
(Malakai pulls out his shotgun)
Thorek: that is not a dwarf weapon. What the hell is that?
Malakai: oh don't worry. It is a dwarf weapon And it has a Rune actually on it called the Rune of boom to shoot you boomers!.
Thorek: What did you just call me?!
well, it certainly hewed the goblins out of the battlefield, so I would say it works as intended
When CA makes Glitch:
Other youtubers: Complain
Tarriff; Creates Art
If only Malakai's ego allowed him to weaponize his curse
even goblins know to run away when malakai is having a technical issue
This glitch runs deep. I have seen Malekith riding black dragon without wings on campaign map, I thought it was some long forgotten cathayan sibling.
Don't let Malakai name things.
His acnestors's curse was that strong.
We should have him come up with a better title for the "End Times" maybe "the continuing"?
@@paleface171Unendable?
I am beginning to live for Gotreks sass.
Malakai is starting to weaponise his running joke. The forces of Chaos should start quivering.
They where so close to have it become the ultimate weapon of physic based damage.
I think that one was name Gmod
Malakai built the Goblin Hewer in Gmod 😂
And solving the glitching problem by having Malakai call it "unstable" was genius 🤣
You got a reputation when your enemies run away after hearing your machine is broken
This actually made me lose it
Funny enough my friend was playing malakai with gotrek and felix today when i showed him. Calling it "the visible" was an amazing one lol
It's so stable that reality itself couldn't handle such perfection.
So basically Malakai has the same power of an entire greenskin tribe, but in reverse
Even Goblin’s know doom awaits at the hands of a malfunctioning Malakai Contraption!
The power of Chaos know truly no bound
This glitch reminded me of playing a Third Age mod for Total War: Medieval 2. Whenever a unit of dwarven axe throwers was about to throw their axes, the game would crash. I still wonder what it looks like.
Oh that be a grudgen lol
I like to imagine that if it were not for the timeskip of over 13 years, Felix Gotrek and Malakai would have many adventures together, during which Gotrek would be whining and complaining about Malaki’s invention, since Gotrek was considered one of the best engineers in the business while Malakai was the pretty much dwarf’s dr Doofenshmirtz
It was functioning properly. It was just trying to hew Warp Goblins. Thanks for the video
Sometimes the Soul Grinders also glitch. An invisible SG of Nurgle, just a pair of legs SG of Slaanesh, No legs SG if Tzeentch and a normal SG of Khorne.
I still love the fact on the 3d porthole for the hewer the slayers are dancing
Goblin hewers total geniality machine(ultimate bait enemy to slayers)
Still funny that the "goblin" hewer's optimal target is heavily-armored, tightly packed infantry, i.e. the opposite of a goblin
More like heavy cavalry and monsters.
@@user-fu2tx9hp4r true, either way, those units are still effectively the opposites of a cheap, expendable infantry horde.
Congrats on reaching 100k!
Schroedingers Goblin Hewer
goblin hewer low ammo height damage, good against large singel entity, shit vs goblins. Prefect name for Malakai invention and reason it works.
watched this 5 times funniest shit I have ever seen
well at least they won the battle because of the goblin hewer, yeah not because it actually kill the goblins, but the fear of being brutally murder by one of the perfectly functional names of malakai
Thanks for the video
Accursed ragdoll physic
I LOVE Tarriff 😊
Just a suggestion:
Can we do meme “I am a surgeon!” But as Karl “I am prince and emperor”
While all elector counts go fighting each other, not listening, successionist, and gelt & elspeth refused to share technology or listen to order?
Honestly with all Malikai’s buffs to them, there’s no reason to take anything but regular Cannons. They shred anything and are the second cheapest artillery Dwarves can get
I know Gmod when I see it
Its funny becous i encounter similar glitch when Rakarath and Malekith Dragons didynt have wings and they looked like snakes with tiny legs that magicly bounces in the air
So, cathay dragons? *Imrik coming sound*
It funny how this thing is good againt large target like giant with it small hatchet but not againt goblin in game
Malakai is an inspiration!
The dwarf is breaking the laws of nature with his naming, to be fair though it doesn’t hew goblins. (I also just realised why Buggy keeps failing upwards in One Piece. The man glitches.)
Tzeentch strikes again...
I prefer the glitched version. More lore friendly
Still the most stable machine he made
I love Gmod
Hilarious as always lol!
But what about the unsuccessful fli*BLAM*
slap a Master Rune of Immolation on it and watch unbreakable ikit nukes run at your enemy
Why do I feel that this really happened in the lore
Slayer building stuff is like asking a men bomb to build a plane ✈️ not a good idea
Does Malakai give the Unbreakable perk to anything?
Was that a faulty ethereal goblin hewer that couldn't decide whether it wanted to be in the material or ethereal plane?
The truth about the end times isn't that Archon destroyed the old world. The reality is that Malakai is the reason why the world ended because he built a keep called the undestructible. Unfortunately not only was the keep very destructible but the world too broke.
It goes without saying that who ever gave Malakai license to build was very short sighted.
I mean, it drove the skaven off, so clearly, it's not doing anything wrong.
We know that's not Malakai's actual voice because his real accent is borderline incomprehensible.
the ingame did not depict it so
@@Tarriff
I know. They got Gotrek and Thorgrim's voices mixed up, too.
The greenskins decided this wasnt the day they were going to be undeadable
Гоблино резка против гоблинов безпалезна а от великанов и гиганских демонов мостров идеална
Is there any surprise that an invention by this particular dwarf has problems?
Wait since when Malakai works at Bethesda?
I still can't understand the intended use case for this thing. I genuinely don't get it, bonus vs large, many high scatter projectiles, extreme short range slow speed and slayer crew I guess?? like idk use on mid-tier knights or something? maybe trolls? but normal slayers or normal cannons deal with those a whole lot better and more sooo. . .
Its actually trades poorly against goblins but very well against large single entities and can ambush. Funny that way
LOLZ
Naw just plant that thing in the middle of a 20 stack and just watch it rack up kills.
Average Skyrim gameplay
Proved CA sucks