Nazeem Hussain - Alcohol

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 134

  • @smiletojannah
    @smiletojannah 10 лет назад +67

    had me laughing out loud. Amazing routine. Loved it.

  • @badpanda84
    @badpanda84 10 лет назад +38

    This is spot on.. White people cant comprehend having fun without drinking

    • @yehheapsmadaybut
      @yehheapsmadaybut 8 лет назад +2

      Wow making a broad sweeping generalisation about an entire race. Very progressive of you.

    • @TheMusicalElitist
      @TheMusicalElitist 2 дня назад

      Really? My Mrs. is white, and she understands that me, as a Muslim, doesn't drink.
      My word, you are a cretin.

  • @amyaddison-dunne1962
    @amyaddison-dunne1962 9 лет назад +12

    I'm actually in love with this person.

  • @hvf26
    @hvf26 9 лет назад +40

    that was absolutely brilliant

  • @nooki6411
    @nooki6411 10 лет назад +40

    This is so true.
    When I tell people I don't want to drink this is exactly how they react...and they always want to argue with me, about my own life!?
    It's so ridiculous that we can't accept and respect other people's personal choices.

    • @ryanp5826
      @ryanp5826 9 лет назад +4

      Isn't the whole purpose of this comedy routine to mock and deride Australia's drinking culture?

  • @nazahmed4660
    @nazahmed4660 4 года назад +7

    why the fuck am i only discovering this guy now??? hes awesome

  • @Arnold_X3
    @Arnold_X3 9 лет назад +13

    I like how his tone went up a few notches in the last few seconds. LOL "WE HAVE FUN"

  • @malinewerman9138
    @malinewerman9138 9 лет назад +58

    I can relate to this. I'm white and dislike alcohol with a passion. Lost all my friends one after one after we passed over the magical age of 18 because I was "no fun" since I didn't like to drink. Get to hang out with now and then when they feel like doing "something else".
    I feel like it is killing me emotionally, I've never felt so lonely like I have done these past 2-3 years.

    • @CrazyApril
      @CrazyApril 8 лет назад +9

      alcahol isnt worth it believe me, life sober is a million times better they just choose to missout

    • @ainsleywainsley
      @ainsleywainsley 8 лет назад

      +Malin Ewerman go out and smoke a joint while they drink instead, that way you wont get fucked up and can still have fun and your friends cant give you shit

    • @malinewerman9138
      @malinewerman9138 8 лет назад +6

      ainsleywainsley I don't like taking anything that makes me feel less aware of my soroundings though...

    • @CrazyApril
      @CrazyApril 8 лет назад +4

      +Malin Ewerman same here, thats why I never had never will drink or have drugs... I like to be control of my senses

    • @FlorenceFox
      @FlorenceFox 7 лет назад

      That's lame. I drink AND smoke weed, and I still completely enjoy the company of sober people from time to time. Hell, I'm dating a girl who hates drinking. So long as I'm responsible with it, she doesn't mind.

  • @KatherinVII
    @KatherinVII 9 лет назад +3

    We love Naseem as the Hollywood Guru and his Spirit Time. He should do many more of those shows.

  • @AllyssaALewis
    @AllyssaALewis 10 лет назад +9

    Oh my gosh, your last joke sent me over the edge! You are SO funny!!!

  • @skinnyG2142
    @skinnyG2142 10 лет назад +26

    Im White and I stopped drinking and tbh I prefer been sober. This shit is so true for most of Australians tho.

    • @badpanda84
      @badpanda84 10 лет назад +9

      Exactly and as a bouncer I see it all the time. Its an accurate reflection of Australia soicerty.. as a nation we really do have a drinking problem.. Granted not as bad as the Irish

  • @HenryTownsmyth
    @HenryTownsmyth 7 лет назад +21

    well Muslims may seem drunk to you only by getting together, having good food and chat. but they are not drunk, completely sober enjoying each and every moment of their gathering and amused by it's memory for a long time to come

  • @FIX-uuuuu
    @FIX-uuuuu 6 лет назад +3

    bro big fan of u.always watch ur vidios, from india.

  • @Elijah6053
    @Elijah6053 10 лет назад +70

    Muslims do have fun, actually you could say that have a blast.

    • @Na5iR11
      @Na5iR11 9 лет назад +6

      Elijah6053 Haha best pun, I'm going to use that with my muslim friend's:D

  • @willbxtn
    @willbxtn 9 лет назад +5

    Exactly the same thing happened to me in Turkey about smoking - it's not just white people and drinking.

  • @mohammedbinopata9977
    @mohammedbinopata9977 9 лет назад +5

    Good stuff man well presented

  • @AwesomeTrini
    @AwesomeTrini 5 лет назад +1

    Peace 🇸🇴 Love from Trinidad 🇸🇴 Tobago.

  • @TommyLikeTom
    @TommyLikeTom 9 лет назад +3

    Brilliant! Outstanding!

  • @jeremy8696
    @jeremy8696 10 лет назад +2

    i love him now

  • @anonharingenamn
    @anonharingenamn 10 лет назад +7

    Yea without alcohol everyone I know sucks for longer periods of time.

  • @lanapayne3925
    @lanapayne3925 9 лет назад +22

    So many oversensitive comments on this thread, I'm being generous by that statement!! Calling Nazeem Hussain a 'racist' is just freakin hilarious go and watch 'Reverse racism' by Aamer Rahman and then come back here if you still think he is racist THERE IS NO SUCH THING. I am white and drink but I just don't take myself that seriously and enjoy a laugh, on Legally Brown I would say Nazeem pokes fun at his own religion and culture as well as the Aussie way of life!! Too quick to judge. I'm a female, I don't make fun of males and have a male turn around to me and say 'you're so sexist' there is no such thing, years of inequality, decades, that's why my friend.

  • @princevegeta9763
    @princevegeta9763 9 лет назад +15

    Do you get to the cloud district very often?

    • @izaaz_h
      @izaaz_h 8 лет назад

      bahahahahahhahaahhahhahahaahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahaha

    • @princevegeta9763
      @princevegeta9763 8 лет назад

      Thatguy​ FINALLY THE ONE MAN WHO GOT MY REFERENCE, YOU WILL ALWAYS BE IN MY HEART

    • @nazeem1415
      @nazeem1415 8 лет назад

      Prince Vegeta

    • @brianmonaghan4523
      @brianmonaghan4523 8 лет назад

      ugh what am I saying? Of course you don't...

  • @soygee
    @soygee 9 лет назад +22

    i want to marry him

  • @anthonysen2374
    @anthonysen2374 10 лет назад +2

    Hahaha solid stuff Nazeem

  • @pickleberry34
    @pickleberry34 9 лет назад +1

    Amazing you make a very good speaker. (by the way have you been to the cloud district)

  • @sheisthee
    @sheisthee 10 лет назад +3

    He is fucking hilarious.

  • @daniyalk713
    @daniyalk713 5 лет назад

    I going to London next week I'll try to have a 'fun' time there

  • @libanomar013
    @libanomar013 5 лет назад +2

    Gold

  • @meyerlanksy1561
    @meyerlanksy1561 4 года назад +5

    The first heckler thought he was hilarious didn’t he 🙄

  • @PaulHallelujahMaranatha
    @PaulHallelujahMaranatha 7 лет назад +1

    Highlarious

  • @soulslasher7890
    @soulslasher7890 10 лет назад +3

    shut up nazeem, i put you in a soul gem and enchanted you in a dagger. I'LL LOAD THE SAVE AGAIN.

  • @davetom6522
    @davetom6522 9 лет назад

    Gold!

  • @RecitationsOnlinems
    @RecitationsOnlinems 10 лет назад +1

    Looooooooooool

  • @TenHanded
    @TenHanded 9 лет назад +1

    LMAO never seen this guy before but that was funny

  • @dmwrobinson
    @dmwrobinson 10 лет назад +7

    vote for uncle sam

  • @BenevolentXMachine
    @BenevolentXMachine 10 лет назад +3

    STRAIGHT EDGE

  • @RollerDerbyHigh
    @RollerDerbyHigh 5 лет назад +2

    I feel like he could've gone to HR about his boss... that's very inappropriate behavior for her

  • @jamilasalaam
    @jamilasalaam 10 лет назад +1

    Lol..... funny brother :)

  • @appleandoranges1
    @appleandoranges1 8 лет назад +9

    Edgy, but funny as hell.

  • @alphacha9713
    @alphacha9713 2 дня назад

    Have you seen us on the news???? xDDDD

  • @Nadoodey
    @Nadoodey 10 лет назад

    looool !

  • @stevepayne5965
    @stevepayne5965 8 лет назад +4

    People always trot out that weary old line: "You don't need to drink alcohol to have a good time."
    Well, guess what: you don't need to wear trainers to run either, but it makes it a hell of a lot fucking easier.

  • @yehheapsmadaybut
    @yehheapsmadaybut 9 лет назад +1

    THIS JUST IN. COMEDIAN MAKES JOKES ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE.
    That's some game changing shit

    • @MissShootingStar5
      @MissShootingStar5 8 лет назад +2

      LOL. White people are so easily offended...

    • @yehheapsmadaybut
      @yehheapsmadaybut 8 лет назад

      +MissShootingStar5 no offence just overused and not funny.
      Richard Pryor was the king of making fun of white people and it was hilarious. this guy is just a hack making fun of a race for cheap laughs. it's like some white bogan getting up and making jokes about Arab stereotypes I.e they blow themselves up.

  • @JMashouf
    @JMashouf 10 лет назад +7

    LOL

  • @pepe_s1lvia
    @pepe_s1lvia 3 года назад

    He looks like Jake johnson

  • @rese198033
    @rese198033 9 лет назад +1

    rotflmfao!

  • @alextrusk1986
    @alextrusk1986 9 лет назад

    im 3 out of 4 660ml bottles in to my boozy

  • @andrewpalazzolo67
    @andrewpalazzolo67 10 лет назад +1

    these guys are one trick ponies. get some other material.

    • @arieltriton594
      @arieltriton594 10 лет назад +3

      these guys? yo ur just trying 2 start an argument with unclear language arent you? no one says anything new or interesting in 2014. Husaain is however criticizing a widespread typically unquestioned habit our society shares. he is using humour to get his point across. he is lubricating his social critique. not unlike a white person lubricates their mind with alcohol. now, pony bitch, strip.

    • @arieltriton594
      @arieltriton594 10 лет назад

      Ariel Triton typically unquestioned is misleading. because this behavior is often questioned. often not/ often

    • @andrewpalazzolo67
      @andrewpalazzolo67 10 лет назад +1

      Ariel Triton huh? where is the humor? dude is racist. he's not funny. unless you find racism funny that is.

    • @arieltriton594
      @arieltriton594 10 лет назад +3

      andrewpalazzolo67 i somehow doubt that you understand whats going on

  • @fahadbarakat5094
    @fahadbarakat5094 7 лет назад

    Is This Supposed To Be Funny

    • @bilalyahya3128
      @bilalyahya3128 5 лет назад +3

      Fahad Barakat you need a bit of sense of humour to understand humour.

  • @cappygolucky
    @cappygolucky 9 лет назад +1

    Yeah, they never have any fun, scared of offending Allah, which is quite funny in itself.

    • @nativ3s268
      @nativ3s268 9 лет назад +11

      your ignorance is quite funny as well haha

  • @agr8sh0t
    @agr8sh0t 9 лет назад

    THATS RACIST

  • @dibrentley7915
    @dibrentley7915 10 лет назад +1

    That was crap

    • @arieltriton594
      @arieltriton594 10 лет назад +2

      is that what u say 2 ur toilet? HJAHAHJAHAHAHAHA

    • @badpanda84
      @badpanda84 10 лет назад +2

      I dont know wheather its meant to be funny or simply an accurate reflection of Australia society

  • @neuroversse
    @neuroversse 10 лет назад +1

    Looooool