get yourself someone who looks at you the way johnny looks at his mic- (also unrelated but his hair looks really good in this video for some reason?? i really like it i wish i could chop off my hair and it would look like that, but if i did i would like a mushroom D:)
I'm not a bad guy So don't treat me bad if I'm feeling sad, alright? Please don't be mad if I don't smile back, alright? If I fuck up my words, don't think I'm absurd, alright? Alright? I'm physically exhausted Tired of my knuckles beating I'm chewing gum to pass this time Sadness, can't you see it? You're too busy seeking self-pleasures Look at how I'm feeling You write me up and say it's love And I can't believe it Hey, can you meet me tonight in detention? I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? Pretending everything's alright is detention De-detention De-detention Pretending everything's all right is (shh) The teachers don't care about me Fuck how I feel, as long as I make money They let them do whatever they want to me They're the customer, I'm chopped meat I'm chopped meat I'm physically exhausted Tired of my knuckles beating I'm chewing gum to pass this time Sadness, can't you see it? You're too busy seeking self-pleasures Look at how I'm feeling You write me up and say it's love And I can't believe it Hey, can you meet me tonight in detention? I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? Pretending everything's alright is detention De-detention De-detention Pretending everything's all right is detention I wanna go home and you say, "Now is not the time" Fuck being all alone in back of the classroom, ah Stop calling up my phone, trying to say that I've been out of line When all I ever asked was to go to the bathroom Hey, can you meet me tonight in detention? I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? Pretending everything's alright is detention Tonight I can feel your blood pressure rise Let me crawl up into your mind Pretending everything's alright (is detention). the lyrics :3 yes E
Your voice really has a great talent, thank you for making such good interpretations of the songs of melanie martinez, I love that only when you see an interpretation of you I realize that you are a true star because you have your own light, great as always greetings from Mexico. 💕 ✨ 💯 👏
AAAAAA ANOTHER COVER!! the first time i listened to one of your covers (show and tell one).. I COULDN'T GET ENOUGH OF YOUR VOICE OMG! i really love your voice ♡ keep on doing moreeeee you make a lot of people happy with your covers! looking forward to more of your k-12 covers if you're gonna make some more hihi. love lotsssss 💗
I just started watching your videos today and needless to say I love you. You are hilarious and so talented! Not to mention gorgeous! Definitely subbing! Much love!😊💖
![Absorb [lyrics] // Melanie Martinez](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/RtNSPMZ_Arc/mqdefault.jpg)
That smile at 1:40 cured my acne, gave me straight A's and took away my student loan debt
that smile solved world hunger, cured my sadness, made math easy, and so much more-
It cured my obesity Gave me The knowledge of the Greek words for Math. and it gave me creative mode
Alexis Fuller that smile didn’t save me anything
@oop sir Well, you must be fun at parties🤦♀️🤣
lmaoo mood :))
when your early but dont know what to say..
: (
K but couldn't you say hello or something
👏Bam👏 you just came up with something
@@user-fo9en9pw9w love your username
How so many likes for that
Johnny:
Me: *wig flys away*
Same
So that was the thing I saw flying around
I’m still going to say it PLS DO TEACHERS PET NEXT!
YESSSSJDHFHRJWOWKSNDHEEEEE
your voice is made for melanie songs im IN LOVE 💝💓💖💝💗💖 can you do wheels on the bus or orange juice next?
Factss
YESSS
Cry baby mrs potato head pitty party drama club or mad hater
Melanie Martinez: Wow good
RUclips: COPYRIGHT MUSIC
deletes video*
Johnny: oh my god i just want to sing melanie Martinez songs seriously
really?
thats not how it works
Wait
What
*scientists have reported a wig on mars*
No way
😃🤨🧐 wait wha-
THAT WAS SO RANDOM-
I’m a simple human.
> *sees johnny cover*
> *clicks*
> *enjoys*
Edit: thanks for the likes! ❤️❤️
Relatable
You forgot clicks like button before even listening
@@emma8113 is it really a big deal
I literally died when he smiled like THAT, it was disrespectful to my health
1:40
HEARING TO HIS ACAPELLA VERSIONS IS MY NEW RELIGION
Jonny: *breathes*
Me: 😩👏🏼🔥👏🏼🔥😤😤🔥😤👏🏼😩🔥👏🏼😤😩😤
j o n n y 😭😭😭😂
SSXFTIE YOOOO😭😭😭IM SO STUPID WOVOSKSKDLXSL I got way to excited about his voice y’know?😁😳🙌🏼
get yourself someone who looks at you the way johnny looks at his mic-
(also unrelated but his hair looks really good in this video for some reason?? i really like it i wish i could chop off my hair and it would look like that, but if i did i would like a mushroom D:)
mine is getting to the mushroom stage i need to get a haircut 😂
@@Johnnyray no, you're not getting to a mushroom stage. when i say mushroom i say full on basically cosplaying toad mushroom, not wild mushroom-
Me: *watches T Time*
Johnny: *posts detention*
Me: *deep gasp and quickly taps the notification* YESSSSSSS
Are you a Moa?
SI Art Moa since March!!!
@@June.Pandora I have Moa since January 2019. Way before they even debut or showed.
Saame
MOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HEWWO-
Melanie Martinez’s Detention : I’m not a bad guy
Billie Ellish’s bad guy: *am I a joke to you*
Melanie Martinez: I’m not a bad guy
Me: duh
melanie worked on k-12 FOR 4 YEARS AND WHILE SHE WAS ON TOUR beat that
@@zaloony 😂😂😂
i have never clicked a notif so quickly in my life
Same lol
Same
SAME
"I can feel your blood pressure rise, HYPERTENSION"
SHE HAD ONE CHANCE
no one:
not even a single soul:
Johnny: **curses**
me: **le gasps** JOHNNY YOU LIL- omg how old are you even????
Gacha studio/army he’s 17/18.
Johnny is 19 i think
@@rainyrain584 he's turning 19
he is my *OpPaR*
@factory29662 you must be fucking fun at parties
i have never been so obsessed with someones voice LET ME TELL YOU
I love it when he sang the money part, he said (in his brain) "bis i love making moneyyyyy"
Hears this angelic voice and automatically cures the Great Depression
umm sorry? Do you know what it is?
I came almost as quick as Suga’s rap
I absolutely LOVED this cover 🖤🖤🖤
And I know this joke is really old and everyone does it 😂😅
I give this joke.....
3 dollar.
Infires.
nobody has said this so im just gonna say it
johnny's nose is so boop-able
I love his goddamn voice !!!
🧡 Skin looking like actual glass, imagine being that stunning! 🧡
We asked for detention cover, Johnny sang it
The world is at peace
Johnny: * *smile at **1:38* *
Me: OH MY GOD SO SWEET
I was watching Miraculous but don’t regret clicking this💜
Jimin you got no jams
@@seulgiflrt9396 god no thats not funny anymore
@@kylie2453 😊
yOU gOt nO jAmS chat noir is quaking
Vιɾɠιʅ Sαɳԃҽɾʂ {Sαɳԃҽɾʂ ʂιԃҽʂ} no... Chat Noirs humiliated
I'm sad K-12 isn't available anymore why even :(( At least your covers cheer me up
why u should stan johnny :
*uhhhh. this! ~*
I'm not a bad guy
So don't treat me bad if I'm feeling sad, alright?
Please don't be mad if I don't smile back, alright?
If I fuck up my words, don't think I'm absurd, alright?
Alright?
I'm physically exhausted
Tired of my knuckles beating
I'm chewing gum to pass this time
Sadness, can't you see it?
You're too busy seeking self-pleasures
Look at how I'm feeling
You write me up and say it's love
And I can't believe it
Hey, can you meet me tonight in detention?
I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension
Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention?
Pretending everything's alright is detention
De-detention
De-detention
Pretending everything's all right is (shh)
The teachers don't care about me
Fuck how I feel, as long as I make money
They let them do whatever they want to me
They're the customer, I'm chopped meat
I'm chopped meat
I'm physically exhausted
Tired of my knuckles beating
I'm chewing gum to pass this time
Sadness, can't you see it?
You're too busy seeking self-pleasures
Look at how I'm feeling
You write me up and say it's love
And I can't believe it
Hey, can you meet me tonight in detention?
I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension
Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention?
Pretending everything's alright is detention
De-detention
De-detention
Pretending everything's all right is detention
I wanna go home and you say, "Now is not the time"
Fuck being all alone in back of the classroom, ah
Stop calling up my phone, trying to say that I've been out of line
When all I ever asked was to go to the bathroom
Hey, can you meet me tonight in detention?
I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension
Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention?
Pretending everything's alright is detention
Tonight
I can feel your blood pressure rise
Let me crawl up into your mind
Pretending everything's alright (is detention).
the lyrics :3 yes
E
johnny is really out here dropping these good covers right before I sleep,
tysm 🤗 💞
This is legit too good damnnnnn i feel like i should say thank u for blessing me with this cover
I’m so glad you’re doing Melanie covers😭💗💗
HIS SKIN LITERALLY GLOWS AND IM ALL FOR IT
I stopped eating my McDonald's pancakes for this and it was AMAZING💗💗
I literally though she said chow mein instead of chopped meat .-.
Your voice really has a great talent, thank you for making such good interpretations of the songs of melanie martinez, I love that only when you see an interpretation of you I realize that you are a true star because you have your own light, great as always greetings from Mexico. 💕 ✨ 💯 👏
yesss i’ve been waiting for this! this is my fave song off the album💗💗
My favorite cover i love so much
aww thank u!
Your voice is so unique and pretty and seriously made for these kind of songs
I love Melanie Martinez and her songs, I also love your male cover for her songs. ♡
My ears are blessed.
My eyes are blessed.
I'm blessed.
thank you for feeding us with a million covers these days 🤩 you're spoiling us istg-
the male version is everything i'm in love with his voice
Já vi o outro vídeo de vc fazendo cover da Melanie Martinez e vi que vc arrasa fazendo cover da Melanie 💜🇧🇷
Melanie: Deten-
Jhonny: all in the lyrics
I
Love
This
🤭💜💜
This is the best one yet you put so much emotion into it and I felt it and it made me fall more in love with the song
i’ve been praying for this cover y’all don’t even know
I'm still waiting for other songs to be covered. Dude, you got an awesome voice!
You are so GOOD Ughhhhh it's unfair
I'm begging you, PLEASE cover Fire Drill, your voice is angelic
YESSSSSSSS PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT I CAN NOT GET ENOUGH OF YOUR SINGING!!!! COULD YOU DO DRAMA CLUB NEXT?
When you're a big fan of melanie and someone come and make a perfect male cover 😍😍😍 can't ask for more
YESSSS, ANOTHER MASTERPIECE
Love u Johnny 🌚💜
💜💜💜
THIS SOUNDS AMAZING
ahhh i freaking love johnny. he's such an inspiration to me i can't🥺 i love youuuuu keep up the good work, i love your coversss.
AAAAAA ANOTHER COVER!! the first time i listened to one of your covers (show and tell one).. I COULDN'T GET ENOUGH OF YOUR VOICE OMG! i really love your voice ♡ keep on doing moreeeee you make a lot of people happy with your covers! looking forward to more of your k-12 covers if you're gonna make some more hihi. love lotsssss 💗
Omg words cannot express how amazing these are ✋😤
Yay!! Next I want to hear a cover of Orange Juice!!
This is exctly what's going on in my school with me lol ☺
And ur voice is so amazing 😍😍
You are so good at singing!! I enjoy listening to your covers! Keep up the good work!!!
Dad: johnny johnny
Johnny:what
Dad:who's the best Melanie Martinez singer?
Johnny:me
Me: HELL YEAH
well damn. Didn't see this coming.
*I love it*
Omg love this song! Thank you for your cover!!!
Love your voice and this cover! Keep up the amazing work!
Omg I love your voice o.o your covers are Amazing! keep doing the amazing job
😔💞 omfg I’m loving these melanie covers
💞💞
I love every Melanie Martinez cover you make, keep on going ♥️
I was singing this today when I found out you had made a cover of it 0^0 I'm happy now
My wig is SNATCHED
THIS COVER IS SO GOOD 💕👏👏
I just started watching your videos today and needless to say I love you.
You are hilarious and so talented! Not to mention gorgeous!
Definitely subbing! Much love!😊💖
Omg 🥰 you’re so good at singing!!! 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
I like your voice, it's so calming to hear you sing.
Omg this is amazing
Johnny never disappoints
oh i love your covers
Amazing as ever😍💖💘
Please make moooaaarr😢😭 your covers are amazing💞💝💗
God this voice is very special and angelic keep it up johnny! UwU and btw my thumb is already broken from pressing the vid to much-
Oh my gosh his voice gives me the good kind of chills. You have a talent ❤❤
Your pronunciation is so clear, that finally I know what is the lyrics
gon put u in detention cuz ur too amazing&talented 🥺💕
I love your covers and I'm excited to see Melanie in concert
So good!!! Keep it up Johnny! ❤ you're voice is so unique and angelic!!! Love it ❤❤❤❤
istg your voice is for EVERY genre
I love these covers so much aaaa 💕
I know I'm not the only one who waits like a puppy dog waiting for it's owner to come home for his covers
Right?
⊙-⊙
YOU ARE EVERYTHING TO ME OMG LOVE YOU LOOK AT THIS TALENT AAAAAAAA
Love the song cover!
I LOVE YOU AAAHHHH 💖💖
OMG I'M SOO BLOWN AWAY I LOVE THIS SOOOO MUCHHHHHHH
his skin, his sunrise, his eyes, his voice, he. I love him ❤
His voice is so perfect I'm glad this was in my recommendations🖤
You're just too good at this oml
johnny + melanie = perfection
He’s got a flawless baby face😙😙😙
THANK YOUU!! I really,REALLY needed subtitles in Spanish THANK YOU ❤❤❤!!!!
You have the literal voice of an Angel I cant-
dude, you're GLOWINGGGGG
I want to see Johnny dancing this
You can tell how much time he puts into it love ❤️ your covers