i concur....hes instantly funny naturally. drug trenches create the best soldiers. veterans recognise their own. hence the bond between the best REAL comedians
Joey's first 3 questions: What year did you start? What year did you get on stage? When was the first time you did stand up? Tim Dillon's answer to all 3: 2010
Joey has such a low register that if I'm in the car blasting my heat or AC I cannot hear him. So, I just freeze or overheat. Totally worth it. Especially with Tim on! That's just life in the big city.
True, but i'd pay hard cash to hear him gakked out on blow, ranting at 2am in a long island dive bar about how we need to honor our commitment to the people of iraq.
I’ve never seen Joey sit back and tel someone rant like he did on this podcast. He truly loved listening to Timmy D tell it how it is lol. Am amazing podcast
his stand up is a little rough and it needs work to get to that professional professional level but he’s as good as it gets right now especially on the podcast circuit
He's better than both of those guys - he can rant like Burr but he is better read and has a deeper understanding of politics, history and psychology. Tim is like if someone downloaded the complete works of Robert Anton Wilson into the brain of Chris Farley.
@Imight Realperson A. them giving a tour of a city they are both intimately familiar with and have endless stories about. B. A tour doesn't imply you're going across the country. You can give someone a tour of the shack you live in. Got it? The people thumbs upping knew exactly what I was talking about.
@@thine_eye Owen "bitch tits" Benjamin is still running! Scared straight 4 real! Dude moved right after the podcast and found jesus... Like a prison inmate, shit gets real and ninjas start reaching! Rip Owen Benjamin
I'm not sure I've ever seen two guys with better chemistry. I know this gets said about everybody, but these two should do a podcast together once a week.
If you ever wondered what it's like to work at a car dealership on a slow day, this podcast is about 85% of it.
Underrated
I had to put the speed to 1.75 because everytime Joey talked I would start falling asleep or lose complete interest 😂 Priceless
Hilarious comment
Tim Dillon is the funniest rising comedian I've heard in a while. He's killing it lately. He also sells high quality low cost jewellery on the side...
It sounds like its doing so well that hes gonna stop doing comedy
Perfect set stones
colonelkfc33 and get takes that money and gets himself a nice dinner at a corporate steakhouse.
i concur....hes instantly funny naturally. drug trenches create the best soldiers.
veterans recognise their own. hence the bond between the best REAL comedians
I wonder if he has mood rings...
2 NY area meatball sandwiches talkin’ turkey for a while
Nice
idk why i laughed so hard at this! its such a cute litle line
ruclips.net/video/94IdL3djJVU/видео.html
Sandwiches 😁😆👌
Literally lol
Tri-state goombas know what’s good
dillon is a monster that rant about the bus tour had me dying
Those lucky ppl who had Tim Dillon for a tour guide omg they had the best time ever. :)
The bits abit the russian lady, and Arab guy wanting to stop the bus for coffee where so cultrully accurate
Tim is so right.. "When your poor your luxury item is a nice meal" that one hit home lol
Same 😬
Apparently, when you're poor, you also don't know the difference between your and you're.
Shit is rough all around, I guess.
I know college grads who still don't know. It's not a poor or rich thing. Grammar Nazis are generally insecure.
*you're
@@weizhongxianfumariobeans7788 apparently you're a douchbag.
Life in the big city
While eating a tv dinner
Chi Town > NY ... only real MF’s know
You come home
Smoke your marlboro red
Take a sip of your plastic cup Wine
And you curse at the skies, quietly:
"..life in the bigcity.."
😂😂
Love the fact, that Tim keeps looking back at the Flying Jew. Sign of deep respect for co-host.
Or....he wants to play hide Lee's salami
@@scottp.548 his pastrami
This is hilarious - Joey's talking to a younger, gayer version of himself
😂😂 My thoughts exactly
Kristian James yes that’s great so true.
Your comment, is hilarious.
Very well played,
Tim is the best half day ever.
Lol, I always thought of Tim as a gay Long Island Colin Quinn.
Tim Dillons straight no chaser cold view on life and humanity is always refreshing.
U mean gay no chaser
@@louzer2566 tremendous
Life in the big city
Do you clean your muffla often?
Apostrophes are for possession.
Tim Dillon is the most important man in comedy right now
him and Nick Mullen
Mike Lopez 🗣🗣🗣
Exactly. Tim Dillon is the guy.
This has only become more true by the day
G.O.A.T. 100. You been watching bastard radio with them and Louis j? I mean Ari
Tim Dillon and Joey Diaz, this is going to be toasty
2 guys who dont hold back and arent scared that they hurt some snowflakes feelings🤷🏼♂️
Is this how good Xanax feels?
Andrew Laco If it took away your anxiety and in too big doses you fall asleep then it might be🤷🏼♂️
Azlorn Magus two funniest comedians out
Joey's first 3 questions:
What year did you start?
What year did you get on stage?
When was the first time you did stand up?
Tim Dillon's answer to all 3:
2010
Tried to trip him up, but Timmy's too sharp for him.
Im 25
Can you explain this?
@@nativelad9411 trying to see of he's lying about his comedy origin.
Tim is 1000 times the comic Brendan Schaub is and Brendan is 1000 times the gay Tim is.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey that's well said.
Dead
Brendan also has 1 quarter of the time spent doing comedy. He’s still learning, gay, but beginner comedian
@@TheworldengineBeeps then he should go to the open mics like the rest of the amateurs
"Was he that big from eating?"
"No. He got big from ice skating"
Nice to hear fat ppl tell the truth... it's what you eat... it's your discipline. No fuckin excuses.
I died. He smoked him with that one.
TIMESTAMP!!
I didn't understand the question either? Lol
saam77 1:09:16
Tim has Joey laughing harder than when Joey tells his own stories... This is great.
Lee Joey and Tim ... 850 lbs of fun
What ever there combined weight is they got to be over the weight limit.
@claudio matamoros Yeah you don't make that joke then underestimate the weight...
You might be a little low on that
fuck it round that bitch up to 1
000.
@@almostfallenskater1 1/2 a ton of fun
If there was ever a biopic about Chris Farley. This would be the guy
100%
They should make a movie about Tim Dillon by himself then use Chris Farley's brother to make a movie about Chris cuz he led an interesting life to
Tim is not gonna be a one trick poney. he's gonna be a BIG STAR!!!
John G nothing against tim, but i'm sure at this point currently that the chris farley biopic would be more interesting.
Nahh, he is too cerebral...
Joey has such a low register that if I'm in the car blasting my heat or AC I cannot hear him. So, I just freeze or overheat. Totally worth it. Especially with Tim on! That's just life in the big city.
Mackenzie Brunson I know, he does that whispering-ish sorta thing. So I turn up the radio and then get my ears blown out once the other guy talks.
how you doin baby
LIFE IN THE BIG CITY! I feel like Tim would sell a million t shirts with that slogan on them
I feel like I'm watching a conversation between two guys who are waiting for their shift to end, so they can go home.
For real dude always some interlude convos about 30 minutes before shift end
@@atomicfrylock Exactly! That's why I think Joey Diaz might have found his talent as interviewer.
In New York the only time you catch employees having a friendly conversation is on payday.
not to be dramatic but this might be my favorite comment ever
tim dillon is on fire. I hope he never goes back to selling mortgages and doing percocet
Yusuf Ronco he sounds ripped in this interview 😬
Lee Hofmann he’s actually like 3 years sober lol. I think he’s just a bit crazy
True, but i'd pay hard cash to hear him gakked out on blow, ranting at 2am in a long island dive bar about how we need to honor our commitment to the people of iraq.
He’s probably already doing half of that.
It’s not a bad gig. Percocet and mortgages go hand in hand
Tim Dillon stocks are on the rise, BUY BUY BUY!
This dudes been on it. He needs to write himself a movie and star in it tbh.
I fucking love him and Schultz, I am a northeasterners and they are talking my language
Nufo Snot nah. He excels off the cuff
@@SNOTNUF_ he's this generations Chris Farley but Gay. He has the timing and he does so many hilarious characters. He's a star.
tim dillon is legit the best out there right now. good shit !
I’ve never seen Joey sit back and tel someone rant like he did on this podcast. He truly loved listening to Timmy D tell it how it is lol. Am amazing podcast
I could see tim honestly reaching louie ck and bill burr level
his stand up is a little rough and it needs work to get to that professional professional level but he’s as good as it gets right now especially on the podcast circuit
On God don't let him get a show then the world will really know
He’ll implode like a dying sun before he reaches that level and he knows it.
Who cares about how many other people watch him lol just enjoy it bro
He's better than both of those guys - he can rant like Burr but he is better read and has a deeper understanding of politics, history and psychology. Tim is like if someone downloaded the complete works of Robert Anton Wilson into the brain of Chris Farley.
I thought he's joking about his sub prime mortgage backround. 1 minute later he's explaining the whole era. Love this guy
Tim goes deep into his time at that office in this episode ruclips.net/video/pnbRmhwA5LU/видео.html TRULY hilarious
Tim and Joey are the masters of add reads.
Was at the early show a few rows in back of the guy who took a straight right. Life in the big city!!
Lee sounded so sad when Joey told him that the 11 points for a bagel doesn't even include cream cheese.
Lol. Yeh he did.
Lee was praying that included all the cream cheese. Lol
He literally sighed lol
The flying Jew needs to stop eating food and start eating ass, hes 100lbs over weight..
1:20:40 I was reading ur comment as he said it
Coco Always big upping Stanhope, the streets NEED an uncle Joey and Doug podcast! What’s with that
hear hear
Stanhope's podcast is unlistenable.
Two of my favorite comedians
Oh God I needed this. Been watching Dillon lately and he's my new favorite comic. Love his point of view.
I give this guy credit just for out talking joey. Thats almost impossible.
Tim Dillon you're just a real dude - thanks for the laughs 🤜🤛 uncle Joe and Lee - another great podcast ✊
Tim Dillon is too hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Giving someone a gun and expecting them to bring you back 500 by the end of the day is WILD. 💀💀😭😂😂😂😂
Love Tim Dillon couldn't click faster
I love hearing Tims laugh, Joey can break a smile out of anyone.
Can we please have a follow up, this is an iconic duo
Tim went on uncle Joey's joint 10 months ago
Diaz Dillon tour. I will travel to NYC for that.
i'll fly to NYC straight from indonesia for that.
@Imight Realperson did you listen to the podcast where Tim explains his tenure as an NYC bus tour guide?
@Imight Realperson A. them giving a tour of a city they are both intimately familiar with and have endless stories about. B. A tour doesn't imply you're going across the country. You can give someone a tour of the shack you live in. Got it? The people thumbs upping knew exactly what I was talking about.
I'll fly from Jupitar!!
More TD! This guy throws heat vía flamethrower in every podcast! 🔥 🎧
Tim "I dont smoke but like my marlboro lights" Dillon
0:09 when you're about to go to sleep but Joey puts up a new podcast
Exactly what just happened to me lol
@@ste4742 i refreshed it one last time before bed and then the video popped up saying"1 minute ago" i was like goddammit lol
I miss the days of the 1000mg. edibles w/ Lee and Uncle Joey "stoned to the gills" deep in the murky waters!!
And Uncle Joeys Periscope
Yep the good ol days
r.i.p. Pauly Shore hahaha
When Owen Benjamin jumped the fucking fence to get away from the podcast was probably some of the funniest shit ever
@@thine_eye Owen "bitch tits" Benjamin is still running! Scared straight 4 real! Dude moved right after the podcast and found jesus... Like a prison inmate, shit gets real and ninjas start reaching! Rip Owen Benjamin
I need these two to make a Food and Travel show on Discovery ASAP
Tim Dillon is like a comedy cousin of Joey. I am glad this conversation happened.
Tim Dillon was on fire on this one. One of the funniest guests on the show. They have great chemistry together. These old Church episodes are great.
i love how even Joey is listening intently to Tim bc he is just that funny
Tim Dillon and Uncle Joey together is absolute gold. These guys are funny as hell.
No one:
Joey Diaz in the intro: HAHAHAHAHA
Bong hit:
Joey Diaz intro: HAHAHAHAHA
I'm not sure I've ever seen two guys with better chemistry. I know this gets said about everybody, but these two should do a podcast together once a week.
Lee...You look like an extra from Uncut Gems.
TD is my guy.
This is one of the best podcasts ive ever listened to. Brilliant!
Been waiting for Tim on here!! Two legends!
these two guys have a great synergie together.
Ti'm's comment about the Russian's "they have beautiful blue eyes but no soul". So true.
Love rewatching the show. Thanks Uncle Joey!
"You're like a slob, it's great!
October 2023- I miss podcasts pre Covid. We're past the height of comedy podcasts which is why I'm back here enjoying an old Church
"they all have deep machete scars on their faces" lmao
im about to start watching now..... but these are the 2 funniest people on the planet imo..... cant wait to see their chemistry
“Not today pig” 😂😂😂😂
god man we need more of these two
The podcast synergy I didn't know I needed
My wife’s on deployment and shit gets hard to get thru somedays, always tap in with the church when I’m feeling down
Bum ass send your wife to war.. shoulda been u don't worry women don't due shit in the military. But they always getting it off with the guys as we'll
"I'm gonna do the carnivore diet!" 1:15:46
This is still a great rewatch. Love the old Church podcasts
Tim Dillon = Grown up Eric Cartman!🤣
12:40 is golden 😂 You know you’re comedy when you got Diaz laughing his ass off
“It’s a good machine.”
Thank u Coco been waiting for Tim Dillon ❤😘💋😍 he's 1 of my favorites right behind u
Tim Dillon is everything i wanted Vince Vaughn to be
Dude. Yes.
The biggest savages in comedy together at last! You know the guest is good when Joey lets him talk so much!
oh hell yeah, the two realest people on the internet finally together
Wow this is the first time I've seen the whole podcast and it's just a gem that seems to be ridiculously underrated
who else laughs when you hear joeys deep wheeze start 47:01
I love to here these two talk about life and NYC etc. Tremendous! Who’s better than us?
Love Joey , Love Tim .... Two guys that can tell a fuckin story
Hitting that bong of det right in the beginning. Tremendous!
Tim Dillon is what you get if Artie Lange and Joey Diaz had an enormous baby together.
Artie and Chris Farley
Chris Farley and Alex Jones son.
This is one of the best episodes of any podcast lol
take a shot every time tim says “yeah” and you’ll die of alcohol poisoning lol
This duo is GOLD!!!
The fact that this starts off with a bong rip is hilarious
I’m so excited and I haven’t even hit “play” yet; this is going to be amazing.
All love from MD!
Nothing better then a 5:11 AM upload. Thank you Joey
I telemarketed cigars at that place on Sunset in 1998
It was called Mirage Cigar Co.
If Joey had his own NYC Tour.
...🤯TREMENDOUS!!!
"I got 26 action points. That means I can eat 3 pieces of pizza before midnight".
After a chili dinner, haha
So stoked for this!! 🙌
Tim's the best!
Makin mondays great again!! Thanks guys laughed so much many thanks 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
best podcast in a long time
The dynamic duo! This is going to be amazing.
Tim: “when i was 6 years old i was an athlete... on weekends in the pool”.. 😂
World: you were in swimming lessons bro...
Great upload timing for uk listeners!
I really want to set my messenger ring to Lee's giggle.
The first comedy gig Tim Dillon was referring to was inside of Rivercenter Mall/The Shops at Rivercenter, at the Comedy Club in San Antonio!
Lee Syatt should trademark his half laughter in the background. I reckon he could earn millions with that.
This is my first time hearing Tim Dillon and Im now a fan! Thanks Uncle Joey! Lmfao