Shitpost status V53
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 29 авг 2024
- a funny shitpost , meme compilation vol53
More shitpost:
• Shitpost status
Disclaimer:
This video is made for entertainment purpose only , it doesn't mean to hurt any.
Please don't take it seriously
3:51
>woke up
>took a shit
>ate
>got out of bed
>had breakfast
Poor elmo R.I.P.
Holy shit it’s a soul knight fan
@@MarcelineIsADumie that image has years, i didnt want to delete it because i dont have the fotography anymore :(
He got obliterated
(Rest In Pieces)
Skill issue
7:51 look at that character development. At first, they steal it from each other. But soon, they realise the material value is not what matters, and chose kindness, giving it to each other.
Wait until you realize they're just playing the clip in reverse
Enemies to Friends
God loves and cares about you and will always be there for you no matter what✝️❤️
1:48 is wild, stay safe out there guys 🙏
What do you search up to get that image.
buzz dress to impress
No word of a lie, he looking fresh
So true wonder why people are like this jeez man.
Such a shame why are people like this
I have never genually laughed more than like three times in a compilation until I found you
same bro fr
Yo
Same
@@Moe__lester ye
Same
God loves and cares about you and will always be there for you no matter what✝️❤️
8:08 I LOVE this. This is the kind of humour I want to see more. Just a picture being modified but never going too far or anything. Just messing around with the words given.
r/SpeedOfLobsters for more of this
No. I think we've had enough of your jokes.
9:14 bro thinks he's flint lockwood 🥶
5:37 mans really just gave himself permanent pyrocynical face
5:46 bro really said "😦"
The genuine scream at 2:56 broke me. I was trying so hard not to laugh when she fell but I couldn't hold it in
I love how the kid just puts the gun down and runs away with his hands on his head. Devastating😂
Did you know paint in your eyes can blind you permantly
@@conconmills4449did you know caaaa-cock-aaa£¥£€£©hs
Man paint burns like holy fucking hell I laughed but Lord knows I would never want to go through that
assuming she wasnt blinded she better have beaten that kid
6:07 saying watermelon grants him a special move that gives him 100% accuracy
9:05 this is comedy at it's finest😂
3:10 - oh my lord i have heard so MANY stories about workers cleaning up absolute hordes of filth from hotel rooms lol. the "OH MY GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE" perfectly describes a story where literal doodoo was smeared all over the walls. its fucking nasty lmaooo
I remember a photo where the entire kitchen sink was filled with used up tea packets. And when I mean filled, I mean it reached the ceiling.
Literal shit on the walls??? H O W? Like, there are some places, but the WALLS???
3:29
This man’s goddamn accuracy transcends all boundaries of reality
Strider 1 splashed a bandit!
Least skilled huntress in dead by daylight
8:08 has the same energy from "The Sims Patch Notes" and that one essay where it talks about Mario being an elitist one-percenter. Perchance.
YOU CANT JUST SAY PERCHANCE.
@@macrobug17 The lifetime. Perchance.
@@lukejensen9933(F)
1:05 this had me dying
5:04 for those wondering, photons have very little mass, but you have a lot. They push you with force, but since F=ma, you don't get a lot of acceleration.
🤓
@@epicmeme3264ah yes, classic "dumb person make fun of smart person" comment
@@epicmeme3264 1:48
You are the man in the picture.
@@epicmeme3264you have lost kneecap privileges
And that's not even taking into account the friction that would stop what little speed you could theoretically build up
8:09 i lost it, can't breath help me lmao
These compilations are packed with gold, new gold, never seen gold, lmao, respect
2:09 YO HE KILLIN IT
1:49 It’s such a cruel world isn’t it?
car battery
Based
True man so true.
6:20 what the guy in the math question does with 1325 watermelons
You put it too late, that’s the end of the clip
@@stuffnstuff8844 is that better?
09:04 i havent laughed this hard for at least half a year
This deserves more views than it has
I genuinely feel bad for the woman at 2:50. That's a serious eye injury right there she's looking at and potential permanent blindness. I hope she's okay, because I wouldn't wish that kind of pain on anyone.
She likely closed her eyes before it splattered.
@@defaultyhaskins1448 y..yknow people react when.. startled, right? like when things happen that they're NOT expecting while focusing on something else? they either fight or, yknow, flight? like, they're not going to just stand there, unfazed? and that it can be dangerous while on a ladder to engage in fight or flight? that, when engaging in the fight or flight response on a ladder, you are most certainly going to fall unless gripping the ladder, which even then may just lead to you falling WITH the ladder? i mean.. this feels kind of extremely obvious
@@probablydeadinside7877it doesn't have to be only inside
@@hedobevibindoe5870 could’ve just admitted you messed up there, but sure, just pretty much tell me i should die, very cool 👍
@@probablydeadinside7877 it's a trick to make you fall in love with me
3:38 best one.
5:20 MADE IN HEAVEN
3:29 aw hell nah man is playing normal difficulty
Spider would have done a PSM on Ace difficulty
2:52 oh they're going to bury whats left of that kid in a soupcan
4:05 is that the Optimus prime gun!?
5:22 my guy could download warzone in the span of a minute
hickock 45 and his watermelon collection will forever be a gift to RUclips
2:42
this makes sense since you're taking a dump and not leaving it
Bros got that Flint Lockwood drip at 9:13
I thought the same thing lmao
Never have I laughed so much at one video
Watermelon.
2:51 😂😂😂
3:05 nah man ,,😂😂😂😂😂 I laughed so hard I feel my head is numb ... bruhhhh 😂😂😂😂😂😂
game: choose your characters
the characters: 7:24
2:15 bruv
its so perfect
0:42 the last capture point on phoenix tf2
1:29 you lied and now I’m being arrested for extreme harassment for 25 years
2:53 LIL BRO FUMBLED THE BAG left the evidence at the scene of the crime
2:20 well this aged like a fine wine
I've always wondered if the "Sir, is that uranium?" *WFFFFF* meme is real or not.
If not, damn that's some good animating.
0:36 gta 5 be like
3:29 ENGAGE ENGAGE ENGAGE!
5:00 That song gives me so much nostalgia lol
4:55 yakuza man more powerful than god
I like how he said "watermelon" and then proceeded to absolutely watermelon all of the watermelons.
So called free thinkers when they see a watermelon: 6:20
I enjoyed the Ace Combat reference
What I love about these videos is almost everyone of them has a metal gear solid meme that is literally the only reason I keep watching these videos the whole time I'm like wheres the gear meme 10/phantom cigar
At 1:48
Dang can’t believe that still happens in today’s society
LMAOOOOO
That’s him get them!!!
U broke me
Honestly Disguting
absolutely unbelievable
0:31 "May your L´s being many and your biche´s few"
6:28 song?
1:08. goofiest video of the year
6:06 bro had personal beef with watermelons
1:07 ngl i died
Legend says the cats are still pushing the milk
Santa: Ooh, there must have been mad zaza in those chocolate drip cooki-
* _Heart fucking stops._ *
I used to be obsessed with that Optimus Prime gun toy as a kid.
It seems cool, I want one
For now I’ll have to settle with the ROTB one
Does it work with normal nerf bullets?
@@ShadowPrime69 I used to have the one from Animated, and it didn't.
@@clarkhubbert so if I buy one from eBay I have to get special bullets for it?
@@ShadowPrime69 Mine didn't even have a trigger.
0:27 why do I keep seeing ultrakill everywhere, has it finally become popular?
Been seeing plenty of times in these compilations, I think after Max0r videos it actually started appearing in other unrelated places
homie ultrakill is extremely popular, you can't go any where without at least 1 person going on and on about fucking ultrakill
5:47 (distant screams of a demonic pink kid with a Banana head can be heard)
Too much time since i saw the one "if you design", I almost died laughing.
9:26 dudes preparing to get revenge on the combine 💀
9:13 Flint Lockwood: Spray-on Shoes!
Police officer:"you Just killed 29 people, what's wrong with you?"
me:"watermelon"
Guess who's behind the blanket its [PIPE BOMB]
9:32 I promise you kids still see it the same way
I've already watched every single meme within the first five minutes, and there's memes from years ago in there as well
ok
I laughed hard at some that I already saw before.
10:09- TRUE I STILL HAVE THAT CARPET
9:14 SPRAY-ON SHOES
3:21 ultimate rizzler
5:04 it is, kinda. you need to be in a frictionless environment, and you cant have any light from anywhere else hitting you, but eventually it will work
you will approach the speed of light, but never actually reach it. nothing with mass can
This one was much better than the last few, got me laughing at some of these memes bro. This was a good one
Bro was simmpin
I did not expect an Ace combat meme at 3:29
3:10 You oughta be paid 150k a year for this job
5:09 THEY’VE GONE TO PLAID!
6:06 omori in black space
Watermelon. *Watermelon.* Watermelon. Watermelon? *Watermelon!*
OMORI
9:19 bro thinkin he got the spray on shoes
Man thinks he's flint lockwood 💀
Chris chose the animals that were not on Noah’s ark
in the last pic, the name is a metal gear reference. “shalashaska” is one of ocelot’s aliases, and “shinkawa” is from yoji shinkawa, the concept artist for metal gear 👍
I saw the first clip before, when I saw it I burst out into laughter for the next 4 minutes, I almost fainted
4:30 is so true
R.I.P for the watermelons
OMORI
F in chat for Chris
Why?
F
What she do?
F
0:46 My humour is so broken
The funny thing about the family guy thing is that the episode was literally about Twitter
At 1:04
Trying to ride the bus in London.🚌☕️🫖🇬🇧💂♀️💂💂♂️
Noo mr. beasttt
2:29 will be my favorite meme.
2:16 they knew what was gonna happen.
"watermelon" 💥
6:28 Wouldn't limp pumpo be pumpular if he could do that?
hickok45 mentioned
Most of these memes I've never seen before, thx pog fish!
"car battery"
$7? That's a good deal! That's half the price for Hector
7:25 most of these creature look innocent
But we , human made it dirty
I know a few creek chubsuckers...