I Googled something Jesse might wanna read. "Ask nearly anyone, and you'll hear that bats (although beneficial in insect control) can be dangerous because they carry rabies. But a lesser known danger, and one that is not as easy to avoid, is histoplasmosis, a disease you can get from exposure to bat guano (bat droppings)." Thumbs up so he can see. He had bat shit everywhere.
+Zephune The bat wasn't real. It looked like a fucking sticker, when the mouth opened, the video cut. When the bat moved, Corn wasn't looking at it, and there was a whole mess which probably involved a cut. The hissing could have been done with editing or an outside source.
you know what would be really fucked up is if something did really go wrong bc he kep playing around and really did do something to his spleen .....reep what you sole
lol Jesse will never grow up. his mom was telling him he needs to clean up more. he gets back to his room and he sees thousands of little bat turds and is like "that's nasty, let play some video games corn"
Jesse is a walking representation of puberty- screaming in a high pitched voice, cussing in every sentence,acting like a wuss, and a loveless relation ship
what makes this video so funny is because they were not planning on having a bat fly into the room. instead of not making a vlog that night they worked it into the story and it's the most real psycho series video before the finale.
Jessie is the type of guy when he moves in with Juliette and someone tries to break in Jesse will be screaming like a little girl and Juliette will be one handling everything
Mega Blade Chronicles He tries to do yoga with his wife and "Fabien" - the instructor. The instructor starts doing sexual type excercises with his wife, so he tries to tackle the yoga instructor, but ends up falling in the pool. Then his wife leaves him for the yoga instructor and his kid drugs him, steals his car, takes a 1/4 of his money, and leaves his dad passed out in the streets before moving out of the house.
+Clashing With Aces you legit need to get off the internet if you're a little 9 year old that gets mad at people when they say "Shut up". And by the way, *you're
Are it fuckin crazy?!?!? They carry diseases and can be deadly if your bitten by one. I bet you got bit in your sleep and that's why your saying idiotic shit.
"HE'S SLEEPING, AND HE'S HAVING A NICE DREAM!!" - Jeffery 2016
PortalTurret Gaming no jessy said that
Oozybody gaming no
Portal Turret lol I loved that part
Portal Turret Lol yep!
Lerk do some bats have ravise
16:24 " I'm gonna go get a pot, or a bucket. Ooo a bucket" said Jeffery 😂😂😂
He's funny
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
* In Chris Farleys voice U CAN'T CATCH A BAT WITH A POT
Jeffery: "HE'S SLEEPING, AND HE'S HAVING A NICE DREAM!" oml that made me laugh way too much
Jeffery: (pokes ceiling tile) Hey, Hey, Hey man, get up. time to.... Jesse: go to work!
XD
hes dreaming about becoming a human and a superhero
14:32 that little scream gets me everytime 😂
Sounds like a dog.
Bat
Jesse barks like a dog 🤣 14:33
@@landonbaker4075Chihuahua Jesse 😂
@@William_Afton2002 🤣
How much did Jesse pay the Bat to act in this Vlog?
Probably like a year of health insurance for the next episode "the return of psycho bat".
Probably $0.10 because remember, "Jesse doesn't have any money," despite making lots of money off of youtube. Point is, he's extremely cheap
The questions Is how much did the bat pay Jesse to be in the video? :/
BRO-TV That... doesn't... make... any... sense........
It's Peter
Jefferey is so funnny looool
IKR
ikr
Lol ikr
ikr
yes
I Googled something Jesse might wanna read.
"Ask nearly anyone, and you'll hear that bats (although beneficial in insect control) can be dangerous because they carry rabies. But a lesser known danger, and one that is not as easy to avoid, is histoplasmosis, a disease you can get from exposure to bat guano (bat droppings)."
Thumbs up so he can see. He had bat shit everywhere.
rip The Crew
+Zephune The bat wasn't real. It looked like a fucking sticker, when the mouth opened, the video cut. When the bat moved, Corn wasn't looking at it, and there was a whole mess which probably involved a cut. The hissing could have been done with editing or an outside source.
Good
+Zephune jesse actively ignores the comments
this is true, i had histoplasmosis
lol Jesse screaming every time Jeffrey try tap the ceiling 😂😂
That look on Jeffrey's face at 14:25 slayed me!!! "It's time for s-s-n-work." LMAO!!!
16:23
Jesse: What are you doing?
Jeffery: I'm going to go get a pot, or a bucket.. OO bucket
xD xD
made me laugh so hard
+w bray no, just no
+w bray ok that was funny but stop, just no... Stop spamming
20:00 when you're playing minecraft and you hear a spider on top of your house XD
XD
Creeper...
Lol
how do u hear a spider
+ItzGibbz Gaming true
12:53 he's sleeping and he's having a nice dream.
I cracked up when he said that 😂
lol Jeffery "HE'S SLEEPING AND HE'S HAVING A NICE DREAM!"
***** what?
+derpy guy21 bro I cried when he said that bahahahahaha
Jesse is like freaking out hahahahahahaha
I was laughing so hard xD
14:20 Jeffery: Hey come on man get up Jesse: It's time for work
"he's sleeping and he's having a nice dream" I'm dieing lol
I'm in study hall and it's so hard not to laugh lol
Dying*
are you a 12yr old Juggie
Ryan Giaquinta hey I'm a adult first of all and second I'm making a new for security joke for these videos.
+BIGBLACKATTACK J I was laughing at the fact Jesse was having a heart attack over a bat lmao no im not a twelve year old juggie
It's kinda weird how Jesse said that the bubonic plague started with bats and now look at us, the next pandemic started with bats
Actually the bubonic plague started with fleas on rats
@@emmanuelmedrano6405 it was fleas and then rats but yeah
14:16 until jesse's scream is the best
12:54 Jeffery's line still fucking kills me over a year later.
What about now? :p
19:44 that part killed me
14:32 he sounds like homer simpson screaming
lol
lol yeah
tru
14:30 My favorite part of the whole video. That scream is everything.
0:03 he can't learn the chi
You hit 90k subs, what ails you?
+Uncle Chuck Ano 😂
Yep he can't
get jesse out of his room in the morm building he can get badly sick because he is making the bat poop airborn every time he touches it
+Garrett Cummings your an idiot you need to stop texting now lol
that random high pitch scream at 14:34 got me lol & when it opens its mouth hahaha
Same XD
14:33
IT's ReaDy tO FEed!
@@theawesomeone24peters31 perfect timestamp
Who thinks JT is better looking without a beard?
Me
+Juliette Reilly .... WHA IN DA FUQ!!
+Juliette Reilly you can't be female if you voluntarily used the word "moist". that's the worst word ever.
+Juliette Reilly wtf
+Mick D He looks like a young teenage version of Elvis Presley. LOL
LOL i like jesses scream at 14:30 makes me lough xD
Leopold_191 LOL I WAS Laughing in that Part..!😂
Leopold_191 it made me laugh too 😂😂😂😂
The short one is like Homer Simpson XD
Same 😂😂😂
Was that bat a paid actor?
Fadeless Memory2
Figures...
+AUSTIN107316 you are right you did write it first I saw the comment
+Fadeless Memory2 it's ok
+Fadeless Memory2 ok
***** Never seen your comment, it wasn't a top comment when I wrote mine.
The doctors don't know what's wrong with you cause you're perfectly fine XD
+MineBuilder99 said mr doctor.
Oh you gonna take that 📷Worldstar.
Jag Master Studios hey that's mean!
+MineBuilder99 ya think
you know what would be really fucked up is if something did really go wrong bc he kep playing around and really did do something to his spleen .....reep what you sole
why is Jeffrey always cooking or eating. not even snacks, just full blown meals!
Protein
For security
+Darren richards *hearty
***** hahhahaha
Ikr haha
16:26 "ooh a bucket"
14:25 Jeffrey's face 😂💀
Hahhahahaha
+Yahir Ramos make that a meme
hahahaha lol
He looks like james bond
+Eric Jamieson what should the meme say?
"RUclips Red is currently not available in Canada" Nice job RUclips, you forgot about your northern neighbors.
+Alyus Bassi Just get AdBlock and am in Canada and it works
and australia
***** I know but I wanted to watch some of those exclusive YT Red shows
Yeah they forgot about Britain, there teachers.
+RyanE jon their sorry
lol Jesse will never grow up. his mom was telling him he needs to clean up more. he gets back to his room and he sees thousands of little bat turds and is like "that's nasty, let play some video games corn"
😂😂
Lol
How ironic he said a bat could start the new plague. Foreshadowing without knowing you're foreshadowing.
Just laughed my ass off at Jesse freaking out about the beautiful baby bat
it ain't beautiful, there is a different between birds and bats
Well for an animal lover every creature is beautiful
Ikr, that bat was adorable! It's just a harmless fruit bad.
+Christian J batmans?
ikr lol
"HES SLEEPING AND HAVING A NICE DREAM!"
+Archie Bunker best comment ever 😂😂
I'm dying 😂
Lmfao favorite part of the video😂 and "That motherfucker might be dead"
Remember when RUclips use to be free with no ads... The good old days.
It's called Adblock bud...
+Fernando Sanchez kat.cr/usearch/Adblock/ Download it and there your old days come back
+Jim Vogan he's talking to the other guy :p
+Fernando Sanchez true that!respect!!
you mean when people didn't get money from RUclips
This episode is gold 😭 series highlight
I'd love to see Jesse live in Australia lol. Good fucken luck hahahaha
Yeah ikr as soon as he step foots in Australia he's going to get bitten by a brown snake and die
+Cocoplops yeah hes like a little girl
the_C_ game Dude even little girls in Australia can deal with a baby bat... This guy is something else
+Cocoplops as an Australian i approve of this
He Would probably get Heat Stroke in the First day... Kappa
Anyone else notice Jeffery is constantly cutting meat in the kitchen?
Gotta get demand gains
When body building you need a lot of protein.
He beats it too
Mj Lopez Ok, we get it Mj...
+Blake Abernathy I think it's because they usually start filming aroud the same time he eats dinner.
What if psycho dad meets aunt Melissa at the bar?
Why do I think this is going to happen 😂
+willettsjosh why do we all think it's gonna happen
😂😂
Imagine if the bat was flying and what would've Jesse done if it was flying
+Charles Alexander shit himself, would have made for good views tho 😂
"HES SLEEPING AND HE'S HAVING A NICE DREAM" best quote ever
HE'S SLEEPING AND HAVING A NICE DREAM! I ducking died XD
fucking*
+Kelton Mullen Maybe he used ducking because he didn't want to say fucking
+Diego A. why should I?
same lol
+David Lane or it's autocorrect my phone does that all the time.
"It's technically a bird right?"
Ok wow, you need to go to school, seriously.
It is technically a bird.... Virginia's state Bird is a bat
still aint birds
+JPMGAMING For all your gaming needs I live in Virginia, the state bird is a Cardinal
He was referring to a penguin
A flying rodent, right? like a rat?
"oh shit can they bite you, ah shit thats how you turn into a vampire"- jesse ridgeway 2016
+colin bardswell pretty sure its ridgemond
Ow my spleeeen!!!!!!
senior quote😂😂😂
DAT class
I feel so old, I can’t believe this series ended 4 years ago
8 Years now :(
The three types of comments in Mcjuggernugget's videos
First, the Juggies
Second,the haters
and Lastly the non-believers.
Yep sounds about right
Yeah but i think there are more haters than anything else and theyre the only ones with common sense
+Hamza Hasan true but I really don't care about the videos I watch because of the entertainment but doesn't mean I'm juggie just an ordinary viewer
And the advertisers who do the like to get your crush or subscribe to drown in pussies
Um okay I'm gonna leave now (awkwardly closes door)
+Wvrrenblvck “WVRREN BLVCK” ™ yes those to
A wild Zubat appeared.
OH SHIT!!!!
Zubat uses scare the crap out of Jessie.
It's SUPER effective!
They were so annoying
Lol
this is the funniest episode
and they sat in bat shit.
+XxChae21xX Haha my plan worked!
+XxChae21xX Wait, When? I HAVENT WATCHED THE WHOLE VID YET!
+XxChae21xX that damn bat didn't brush his teeth
+The Bat omg you have so much fucking free time if you make an account for 1 comment😂😂😂😂😂😂
14:29 LOL I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT JESSE'S COMMENTARY!! THIS WAS MY FAVORITE VIDEO!! ROTFL!!
Jesse is a walking representation of puberty- screaming in a high pitched voice, cussing in every sentence,acting like a wuss, and a loveless relation ship
And stating "facts" from shitty shows
"I played grand theft auto, I know how this works!!!!!!!"
- Jesse
+Damion Wright Ach, the cringe is overpowering!
So true
12 years old are you?
Jesse is a very good actor!!
Blur OverDrive lol
found you!!!
Found him!
Duh he's the maker of da series..
thanks
It was a cute bat.
Wow, what is wrong with Jesse? bats don't harm people like ever.
I know ur a fucking idiot because bats can bite you and transmit rabies and other diseases.
Bats do more than harm you. They can kill you
call PETA! like legit someone do it. I wanna see 10 people stand outside he's house with bat costumes pouring blood over themself
I had to get rabies shots for 6 months every cause a bat bit me
+Bill The peanut man
Bats themselves are harmless, it's the disease rabies you gotta be worried about.
I lost it super hard at 13:12 with Jesse “OH HES MOVING!!!”
i think Jeffrey cooler than Jessie. Jessie act like a Lil kid
*Jesse
+I L0ve RedPanda kid
its Jesse dumass
+Jesse Ridgeway lol good job kid
Yea, jesse acts like 12 yrs old.
Jesse a little advice, i don't think chronic masturbation is good for your spleen.
You are stupid
Awww, Thanks bruh you too
+TrailBehindTheRest juggie
Is Jesse also afraid of Batman
***** i laugh my A$$ off when Jesse sead Vampire dairies and the part where jeffery looks at him funny
With no beard Jeffery looks like someone from the outsiders
Stay gold Bigbrudda
Haha I get that reference
Is he a greaser or a soc
you know that movie
+erik ruggiero He does.
what makes this video so funny is because they were not planning on having a bat fly into the room. instead of not making a vlog that night they worked it into the story and it's the most real psycho series video before the finale.
Is there anything Jesse isn't scared of?
No
+Steve gaggi and kylo ren seems to be a fan
+Darth Vader games,pizza,bed,youtube,songs,burgers,more burgers,minecraft and burgers
+Steve gaggi is there a reason you live?
There was quite a few strands of hair on his head that he's been brave about for so long and hasn't gotten rid of
This is honestly one of the best videos I've seen on this channel. Laughed my ass off. I totally think Jesse and Jeffery need to team up more.
Jeffery looks at bat
Jesse:AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
captures
Jesse:stop!!!!!!!!
+MaskedGametime (XRebelDestroyer) too bad the bat didn't get tangled in his hair!
+Jo Sword ikr XD
That remind me of my friend scare of cockroach:)
Me:LOOK AT TGE COCKROACH!
Friend:WHERE!?... Oh -.-
I’ve watched this video for a long time and I think it’s really funny to watch Jessie Freak out about the wild bat! 😂
Hands down, this is one of the more entertaining vlogs you've had in awhile
Jesse is acting like a little girl over a bat
True
exactly. "ACTING"
Jessie is the type of guy when he moves in with Juliette and someone tries to break in
Jesse will be screaming like a little girl and Juliette will be one handling everything
+Monkey Mario GREAT!! I say DOWN WITH STEREOTYPICAL GENDER ROLES!!!! Having a DICK doesn't mean having to HANDLE every situation!
JESSICA
jesse is like micheal off of GTA5 in that yoga mission
lololololololololololololololololololololol
+Chase Hiltz OMG XD
+Marley Poole I just played that mission for the first time yesterday.
+TFrills what happens
Mega Blade Chronicles He tries to do yoga with his wife and "Fabien" - the instructor. The instructor starts doing sexual type excercises with his wife, so he tries to tackle the yoga instructor, but ends up falling in the pool. Then his wife leaves him for the yoga instructor and his kid drugs him, steals his car, takes a 1/4 of his money, and leaves his dad passed out in the streets before moving out of the house.
I know this vlog is like 7 months old but I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life haha
jesse should have used his spleen stretching powers to kill the bat
😂😂
LOL
"OH LOOK HE OPENED HIS MOUTH HES READY TO FEED." I died.
A bat is not s bird a bat is a mammal
ugh
Hey guys check out my RUclips channel I do gaming
+Tyman2323 shut up
+Clashing With Aces you legit need to get off the internet if you're a little 9 year old that gets mad at people when they say "Shut up". And by the way, *you're
grammar died
Jefferey:I'm Batman!
Me: Hahahaha Good one man!
Nice Batman joke.
OMG THAT ZOOM AND THAT FACE I'm scared 🙈
IKR
+DrCoolMC it was cute c: i dont know why people are soo scared of them(i do they are scared of being bit by one also im just saying to get attention)
+DrCoolMC ..........................*it's just a bat*
+DrCoolMC This is what fucking minecraft does to you...
+w bray stop just, no it ain't funny anymore
I'M LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE OF HOW HILARIOUS JEFFREY AND JESSE ARE (AND CORN)
17:32 "Hes probably leaking acid out his mouth" I'm dying XD
I think it's safe to say that we can officially call Jeffrey "Batman" now. XD
@16:25 "ooh a bucket!" 😂😂
Jesse: -freaking out about a bat-
Jeffrey: My hands are cold ._.
😂😂
😂😂
😂😂
"HES SLEEPING AND HAVING A NICE DREAM!"~Jefferey
Jeffery:HES SLEEPING AND HES HAVING A NICE DREAM!!
me.. xD 😂😂😂😂
I dont get why you're trying to tell everyone you're broke.
***** Sorry no, I subscribe to people I actually watch.
Bulldogg sub to me instead 😘
he is weird
+Bulldogg
he just think we can'twork out more or less wha they get now
+XTB yes, he did announce it a long time ago, but that has nothing to do with it
Tbh Jesse was overReact™ing
Haha I see what you did there, that is clever
Brought to you by TheFINEbros! FINE!
nice
😂😂
woah dude, watch where you throw that word around. Fine bros might try and demonstrate their power and use you as an example
there is nothing wrong with bats in your room trust me I've got one in the attic they're harmless p.s I given it a name ozzy
are Ozzy and Peter good friends
Lmao 😂😂😂
Bats bite and carry diseases
+Sir Domino I've dealt with a bat once, back in early 2012 I believe. It never bit me, or even tried to. I opened my window and he flew out.
Are it fuckin crazy?!?!? They carry diseases and can be deadly if your bitten by one. I bet you got bit in your sleep and that's why your saying idiotic shit.
When I go back to these old videos miss corn way better than parker :(
Sheet Head same :'(
Sheet Head parker is so better
Jonny Yates
nah
@@mcmoviemaster lol wot even jesse says corn was the better cameraman
D Pencil I agree with you there. Corn was a lot better than Parker. Even tho Parker was pretty good himself.
Bruh, RUclips Red is only for the U.S. And I don't live there!!!
+Dylan Leno which province?
ikr I live in the uk
+Cekoi Smith Just get Ad Block Plus. I've blocked over 40,000 ads
+Dylan Leno britain
that's sucks I do live in the u.s
I laughed so hard when Jeffrey was going to touch it
I'm crying!!!
I'm dying lol this is awesome
One of my favorite episodes
"It got him." 😭☠️
TJ having the time of his life and Jess freaking out
Who's TJ
Jessi's brother forgot his name
+Terrian Boling think he means jt
+Terrian Boling jeffrey
It dumbass piece of shit
It's time for st... work? 😂😂
Gotham needs him
Bats are so cute tho for real
They are 😆
They are but there mean
+Gamer-_-Girl 3425 they're
+Gamer-_-Girl 3425 no they aren't lmao
+Gamer-_-Girl 3425 but cute
14:33 the little AHH got me 😂😂😂
16:33 "I didn't sign up for this sh-t." -Jesse
JESSE'S DAD IS GOING TO PUT MORE MONEY ON JESSE'S BILL FOR THE MONTH BECAUSE THE BAT WAS LIVING IN THERE GL JESSE
Jesse already payed off 2 years worth of rent
It should be 5 years of rent
You're dumb his rent is being paid for the next 2 years from the 30k
+Patricia Maziarz but he didn't pay for the bat👀👀
Anyone else actually think Jeffrey looks better without a beard??
Yeah he looks better and maybe a change
He looks homeless without it. White t-shirt does not help.
I got so mad when he closed the door and didn't follow Jeffrey I really wanted to see the aftermath
It's funny how 3 guys are scared of a little battle and one thinks it can turn you into a vampire.
Bat*
+Purple Pickle jeffery wasnt scared.
Well more like 1 person. Jeffrey didn't care, Corn was just laughing at Jesse, and Jesse was being a scared little shit.
Jesse would probably be frightened by a carrot.
Rabies
I thought Jesse said he was a pacifist.
He's one of those reatards that loves humans but hates animals
Jesse is way too uneducated... It was just a little brown bat. He needs to stop acting like some emo vampire believer... Oh, the cringe is real. 😑
+Koopa Troopa Poopa Well he also thought his brother fucked one of the dogs in a video so and some thing alts was said it dose say a lot about jesse
+sans Padastrio He took that route in Undertale
+Josh Lambert ok just stop... It's not funny anymore
Can we keep this comment in an odd number of likes!!!
No
Piss off
David dude what's up
+David _Rocks09 Some people just want to watch the world burn
Yeah sure why NOT
let Batman sleep, he always bust fighting against the joker & protecting the city #letbatmansleep2016
YA I fell sorry for him because he has these idiots shake him up from his sleep
#letbatmansleep2016
shut up
Guys Jeffery didn't put the bat in there the directors did XD
Lol
+AaronPlayzGames For Security.
+Extreme Tutorials spleen security
jeffery looked older with his beard and now he looks younger
ikr
"Not all bats fly right?" - Jess Ridgeway
and all we have to do is facepalm
HE'S READY TO FEED!!!!! LMAO