Glaggleland Timeline
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 27 май 2023
- glaggle everywhere glaggle everytime
Credits
1978 - • a glaggle is born
1979 - • I am a baby glaggle ho...
1983 - • Baby glaggles
1985 - • i hate glaggle bro
1986 - • Glaggle mario 64 #glag...
1989 - • glaggle experiment
1990 - • Video
1993 - • glaggle tunes
1995 - • good ol glaggle
1996 - • GLAGGLE
1998 - • a message from glaggle...
2008 - • enphoso has returned
2009 - • Glaggleland Massacre f... , • ENPHOSO'S MASSACRE OF ... , • the glaggle stomp
2011 - • glaggle appearence num...
2013 - • Glaggleland Employee T...
2014 - • food of glaggleland: G...
2017 - • glaggle 
Приколы
guys i think i’m gonna make a sequel 🙂
U should!
What joyous news to hear 🙂
Add Jerald’s birth
HOW JOYOUS!🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
Yay a joyous continuation soon!
Fun fact: the glagglerocket test was not actually a rocket test, it was video of enphoso execution. This is what glaggleland security does to suspected enphosos. Praise glaggleland security! 🙂
1:09
yay so joyes im a IAC
So joyous 🙂
TIMELINE:
1978: The first Glaggle is born. It has a yellow, round head with a smile and two eyes. They are joyous as always. The species grows rapidly. We’ll call the first Glaggle, Glag.
1979: Glag learns how to talk. This event is considered joyous to Glag and his family and friends.
1983: Glag enters Glaggle school, and makes friends with 3 other Glaggles. Their names are Gluh, Glopo, and Glaggls.
1985: One day, as the 4 were crossing train tracks, a train kills Glag’s 3 friends. This was an unjoyous occasion for Glag.
1986: Glag learns how to make spaghetti. This was a joyous meal for Glag and his family.
1989: A dangerous species named Enphosos began to appear. The Glaggles considers the Enphosos as a threat and launches an Enphoso into space. The Enphoso dies from lack of oxygen.
1990: Glag is now fully grown up and ends his school time,
1993: Many Glaggles gather up and think of creating Glaggleland. All of the Glaggles agree to the idea, saying it will be a a joyous idea.
1995: The construction for Glaggleland is complete. All of the Glaggles live in peace. ( except the Enphosos )
1996: The Glaggles decide to show Glaggleland through RUclips. It quickly gets viral. 2 teenagers check the place out. They say it’s a joyous place, with Glaggles celebrating joyous occasions.
1998: A janitor in Glaggleland mocks the Enphosos, and claims how Glaggleland is the best place in the entire world.
2008: The Enphosos had enough of Glaggles mocking them and seeing them as threats. The Enphosos assemble an army of 500,000 men, The Glaggles hear this and set up defences for Glaggleland, placing 1,000 Metallic Toothers and 900,000 Glaggles with swords and clubs.
2009: The war between the Glaggles and Enphosos start. But the Enphosos have a trick up their sleeve. They hire hundreds of humans to storm Glaggleland and wreak havoc. Many Glaggles die, while the Enphosos take over Glaggleland. But thanks to Titan Metallic Toothers, the humans and the Enphosos have been defeated. The captured Enphosos had their bones crushed, and their blood spattered all over their cell in Glaggle Prison. This event was a horrible occasion for the Glaggles. Over 800,000 Glaggles died, while the Enphosos suffered only 200,000 deaths. The humans only suffered 65 deaths. After the horrible war, Glaggleland was closed.
2011: Glaggleland was finally reopened 2 years after the incident. Many Glaggles finally live in peace once more. The Gallgles do a large parade, celebrating joyous occasions.
2013: Glaggleland now has a hotel and theme park. The Glaggles make an employee training video.
2014: Glaggleland now sells food, they introduce their first product, a Glognut! Many Glaggles enjoy the food, and calls it a joyous product.
2017: The Glaggles decide to get revenge on humans. ( In the 2009 War, 700,000 of the Glaggle deaths came from human. ) They make explosive balls and planes. They drop the explosive balls in New York, Mumbai, and Enphosotopia.
2018: the Glaggles improve their technology and create helicopters. They give joyous views to visitors.
2019: Glaggleland was now made public, and hundreds and hundreds come to see the joyous experience everyone has! The Glaggles now live in peace forever and ever!
THE END. Please like, because this took forever to write lol.
I readed everything, the story was insane
@@Xplorer4I read nothing, idk
how did they have youtube in 1996
Enphosians*
First 35 Seconds was So Joyus But Then ☹️
Not joyous 🙁
i omor 💀
😀
Agreed it wasn't joyous
2 mins and 43 seconds are also not joyous ☹️
1:20 that glagoon is a mimic, it is outside of a party and it has the face of a enphoso rather than a giggler
In the clip we're shown glaggleschool just ended so there could've been a party and glagoons rarely float away from parties by accident and can be found wandering, trying to find a new party or the nearest glaggleland (to get taken to a party) and in these cases you will see glagoons floating around.
pro-tip: you can tell whether any glaggle variant is good or bad by whether they acknowledge the glaggleland massacre
Never forget the glix glillion
@@OPTIMUSL1MEwhat’s that
The first glaggle was made by accident by a biologist called Coomy phangdoodle.
I was surprised to hear 2 ultrakill references, 2 omori references, and the caretaker all in the history of glaggles
COMPLETE TIMELINE
0:08 Birth of Glaggle (1978)
0:17 First Word (1979)
0:22 First Freinds (1983)
0:36 Incident (1985)
0:44 Learns to Cook (1986)
1:05 Glagglerocket Test (1989)
1:21 Glaggle School ends (1990)
1:28 Thought of Glaggleland (1993)
1:47 Glaggleland Complete (1995)
2:05 First Recorded Video (1996)
2:08 Janitor’s Message (1998)
2:27 Enphoso Threat (2008)
2:42 Thê Māšśãçrê. (2009)
3:14 Re-Opening (2011)
3:29 Employees Training (2013)
3:44 Glognut Recipe (2014)
3:54 Glaggleland Weapon (2017)
4:04 Glaglicopter (2018)
4:33 Glaggle Tour (2019)
W
W
all glag chapters
1978 - glaggle born
1979 - first words
1983 - first friends
1985 - incident
1986 - learning cooking
1989 - glagglerocket test
1990 - glaggleschool ended
1993 - thought of glaggleland
1995 - glaggleland complete
1996 - first video
1998 - janitor message
2008 - enphoso threat
2009 - The Massacre
2011 - re-opening
2013 - employee training
2014 - glognut
2017 - glaggleland weapon
2018 - glaglicopter
2019 - glaggletour
you should've added timestamps for each one
Thank you for teaching me the history of Glaggleland!
the fact that this ridiculous meme already has lore backing it up bruh
🙂WELCOME TO GLAGGLELAND🙂
🌳
🙂🙂🙂 🙂🙂🙂 🏠
🙂🎡🙂 🎢🎢🎢
🙂🙂🙂 🏠 🌳
🌳
🏠 🥲 🚂🙂🙂🙂🙂
🌳 🏠
As someone who definitely isnt enphoso spying on you, I approve
Forgenchim borgurus chechechehe whom wom enfoso
1995 was the most joyous time to be alive
And 2009 was the worst
Glaggleland/NH Timeline:
1763: The Start of Glaggle Born
1934: The First Day of First 5000 Words
1939: First Family and Friends
1941: Cartoonish-Animationish Funny Emoji
1942: WW2 Incident
1943: Learning Cooking
1945: Glagglerocket Test
1949: Glaggleschool Ended
1950s: Thought of Glaggleland
1952-1953: Glaggleland Complete
1953: First Day of Video
1953-1956: Joil Tib Message
1956: Nationalist Enphoso Threat
1957: The Warning Masscare
1956-1958: Re-Opening
1959-1969: Training Video
1970s-1971: GlaggleWeapon
1972-1973: Glaggletour
1973-1975: Glaggleland
1975-1983: Rising the Sun
1983-1985: Captial State
1985-1986: Returning to World Order
1986-1987: Return to State
1988-1989: GLP era
1990-1991: Cold War ends, Become Returns 5 MircoStates/Repubilc States.
1991-1993: Transiton to Democracy
1993-1998: Admited to GLP State
1999-2000: Mileilum 2000
2000-2002: GreatLander
2002-2003: Pie Was Launched American-Irsaeli/Indonesian Cable Ent. TV Channel, Kids Co. Was Launched Kids Cable TV channel in Indonesia.
2003-2005: Returns, All International/Global Cable TV Channel Feeds
2005-2008: War Returns
2008-2009: Kidszone
2010s-2013: 2013 Great American-European/Asian War
2013-2015: 2015 Glaggleland Riots
2015-2017: War Stops
2017-2019: Nickelodeon Yay! (Partner Viacom (now Paramount Global))
2019-2020s: Glaggleland Will be Returns to GLP
2020-2021: No Coronavirus, Batirica Free!
2021-2022: Glagglelanded
2022-2023: Transiton to Repubilcan
2023-Present: Now
the end
Thank you.
don't lie the glaggleland massacre happened in 1989
I don’t know what a glaggle is but this is really goofy and i love it
2:39 The sudden change in asthetic is honestly SO creepy.
3:28 looked so much like a polygon donut thumbnail
The first glaggle wasn’t a glaggle. it was a enphoso.
True
Bowomp
But a emphoso is a glaggle so maybe you meant to say giggler
False
nuh uh
0:37 is the most wholesome part
These glaggles have more history than the culture of egypt
Alright, let me try my best to give a more detailed description to Glaggleland's timeline:
1978 - Glaggle was born from a rubber ball and a marker. 🙂
1979 - Glaggle said his first words. One of which goes "I have a baby glaggle". 🙂
1983 - Glaggle had his first friends, who all look the same as him. 🙃
1985 - Glaggle experienced his first traumatic incident, that is, being injured from a running train. ☹️
1986 - Glaggle learned how to cook. The first meal he cooked in question was spaghetti. 🙂
1989 - Glaggle invented the Glagglerocket. However, he developed a traumatic experience from that. 😐
1990 - Glaggle decided to end his learning experience from school, or what he would call "Glaggleschool". He would later on learn things by his own and at his own pace. 🙂
1993 - Glaggle thought of Glaggleland, an amusement park where everyone could have a happy time. It was at this point when he and his friends began constructing Glaggleland. 🙂
1995 - Glaggle was so happy when he completed Glaggleland with his friends. He and his friends opened the amusement park, in which he would later become its CEO. 🙂
1996 - Glaggle made his first video of Glaggleland. 🙂
1998 - Glaggle learned from one of Glaggleland's janitors that Enphoso (Glaggle's enemy) had plans to attack Glaggleland, causing Glaggle to become worried and overprotective of his amusement park. ☹️
2008 - Glaggle received a threat from Enphoso to "Always Smile". ☹️
2009 - Glaggle learnt that a huge massacre had occurred at Glaggleland, which ultimately became ruined because of Enphoso and his gang. Disappointed, Glaggle and his friends decided to close down and rebuild the amusement park. ☹️
2011 - Glaggle became happy after re-opening Glaggleland with his friends. 🙂
2013 - Glaggle made an employee training video after realising the lack of manpower in Glaggleland. 🙂
2014 - Glaggle introduced the Glognut, a donut based on Glaggle himself. 🙂
2017 - Glaggle invented the unnamed Glaggleland weapon, which is meant to make any supporter of Enphoso, including Enphoso himself, to fall down to the ground... painfully (with ball-shaped rubber bullets known as "Glaggleballs"). 🙃
2018 - Glaggle invented the Glaglicopter, a mode of transport that allows people to view all of Glaggleland from an aerial point of view. 🙃
2019 - Glaggle made a video titled "Glaggletour", where he showcased the attractions and foods of Glaggleland. However, it would receive some controversy due to how poor Glaggleland has become in terms of quality. 😐
What I could learn from this timeline: Glaggle is a prodigy, a chef, an inventor, and the CEO of Glaggleland. However, he is not without controversy as he is constantly being targeted by his arch nemesis (Enphoso) and accused of being responsible for the terrible quality of Glaggleland.
2020: Underlings appeared in glaggleland
2022: Name changed to glagglelandia
2020: glaggle gets money due to critics saying its good but most say its bad 😐
2023: glaggle gets more critics saying its good and all bad critics are proven false 🙂
2024: glaggle gets another enemy: cledaphosean ☹️
2025: cledaphosean and enphoso team ☹️
2030: cledaphosean threat☹️
2032: the second massacre 😭 (800 glaggles died) glaggle closes the park and immediately becomes anonymous ☹️
2036: glaggle reopens and hires guards 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
the Misplaced in time from the caretake at 2:52 reference gave me back memories.
The glaggle empire has expanded territory to the glagledunes and the glalps. Soon they will have the
Tropical rain glagforest at their fingertips.
2:47 so many glaggles ran and crawled and rolled for their lives too bad some didn't make it
2008 honestly sounds like the start of a Glaggleland eas
4:32 omg calamity and Ultrakill references
i wish i was a baby glaggle
i'll never be them
enter the machine 🚪/🚪😃
@@FrankFive30 YAY
In 2009 I was genuinely happy when I recognized that song from the caretakers Everywhere at the End Of Time
I can confirm the glagglerocket test was actually using a live enphoso
0:16 WAIT ITS A ENPHOSO!
0:13 that’s enphoso
Yes and he was friendly at that time
@@sontranthanh6510 alr
OH MY GOD IT IS HIS MOUTH END IS CURVED AND HIS SKIN IS BRIGHT YELLOW
@@robloxgiantthey were good but they are bad
@@sontranthanh6510 Correct
3:00 they shall be protected from anything like this if it happens again. R.I.P glaggles
Omori OST used:
- 0:08 By Your Side.
- 0:36 Omori
FINALLY SOMEONE ELESE KNOWS OMORI
0:14 ENPHOSIAN!!!!
0:33 this went from happy to bad real quick
(the OMORI ost just makes this even more dramatic)
HEY!
0:13 IS AN Enphoso!
😮
these videos were recorded before enphosos went mad and became angry
@@barncryerbefore the massacre
Why is Minos Primes’ death scream in the glaggle tour?
2:25 the eas is guffy ngl
It's what?
@@TheTrueMichaelHe meant to say goofy.
3:53 bro died so hard his decomposition was really fast💀
0:00 Intro
0:07 The first glaggle
0:17 First words
0:22 First friends
0:35 incident
0:43 Learning cooking
1:05 Glagglerocket testing
1:19 Glaggleschool ended
1:25 Thought of Glaggleland
1:46 Glaggleland complete
2:00 First video
2:06 Janitor message
2:25 Enphoso threat
2:41 The massacre
3:11 Re-opening
3:28 Employee training
3:42 Glognut
3:48 Glaggle weapon
4:02 Glaglicopter
4:31 glaggletour
4:50 Outro
my head cannon was that glaggles were made in 1000 ad but were popularized and domesticated in 1978.
Here’s the full timeline if some people are too lazy to watch this:
1978: glaggle born
1979: first word
1983: first friends
1985: incident
1986: learning cooking
1989: glagglerocket test
1990: glaggleschool ended
1993: thought of glaggleland
1995: glaggleland complete
1996: first video
1998: janitor message
2008: enphoso threat
*2009: The Massacre*
2011: re-opening
2013: employee training
2014: glognut
2017: glaggleland weapon
2018: glaglicopter
2019: glaggletour
the end
thank you
Minos prime Is screaming in joyus at 4:41
2009 was a very horrible year for the giggles
"Giggle Gaggle Love To Gabble!"
-Random NPC in Glaggleland (ROBLOX)
4:32 OMG ITS REFERENCING EVERY GAME I LIKE
Infestation by DM DOKRUO be like:
2:45 gave me nightmares 😱😱
I genuinely thought this was gonna be wholesome..
"That was very unjoyous of you"- glipglong
*0:35* WAS THAT THE INCIDENT OF 85!?!?!!!
…
finally someone who doesnt accuse the glaggle rocket as glaggle massacre
4:37 why tf is there something wicked and minos
1:06 i kinda like this song
1:47 That was also when Nectombetec I became Chieften of the Plains
2:10 That is also when Djoser I and Telecbo became Easterns Chieftens, Olcut I became Chieften of the Moon, and when Temecbo became chieften of the Sun
So joyous! I remember when i first met my friends!
1978: THE MIRACLE OF BIRTH
1979: first words
1983: first friends
1985: THE INCIDENT
1986: first meal cooked
1989: glagglerocket test
1990: glaggleschool ended (pretty joyous)
1993: thought of glaggleland
1995: glaggleland complete!!!
1996: first video
1998: janitor’s message
2008: enphoso threat
2009: T H E. M A S S A C R E
2011: reopening
2013: employee training
2014: glognut
2017: glaggleland weapon (invented when I was 1)
2018: glaglicopter (invented when I was 2)
2019:glagletour (happened when I was 3)
???? : the end
the enphoso was the first glaggle born, they then created risios (another extremely hostile and evil glaggle). and then rightfully they were executed for their crimes. truly joyous
3:51 gagleland weapon
0:36 😭NOOO GAGGLEEE
Me and my freinds are glaggles. despite not being born at the massacre era, we still celebrate the glaggles who fought back and mourn those who couldn’t. thank you for being honest to our history, it’s very important for people know about the true nature of once was.
Glaggle heaven must be so joyous 😔
@@Scrubz3r0 fly high 😢
@@LillianGraceFullofficialI am the last enphoso, I will destroy you all with my secret weapon >:)
@@Xplorer4 you're the last enphosian alive who left the battlefield in time in the battle of blibbles field?
0:44 SO SILLY!!!!!🙂 I HAD EXPLOSIVE POOP
Hi!!1!1!1!11
2:56
song?
we dont talk about the massacre...
George Olsen - Lullaby of the Leaves
1978 is so innocent and adorable but then 2009 happened
i am a Baby Glaggle 🙂
big moments:
1978: gaggle born!1! 0:09
1995: gaggleland complete!1! 1:50
2009: the massacre… 2:40
2014: glognut!1!1 3:44
2019: gaggletour!1!1! 4:32
1:21 THATS A MIMIC (run.)
You’re right. From my experiences at glaggleland, those balloon entities only appear at birthday parties. If they appear anywhere else, they are most likely mimics.
That is a glagoon.
Mimics are grey in color.
Vita carnis reference???
@@rolecall504 But mimics disguise themselves.
@@PiCollector but also likely a lost glagoon
1:08 that's an enphoso and this was a public execution im pretty sure
no
glaggle rocket test
2020: glagglehotel
Glaggle land opened it's hotel!
2022: the transformation
Glaggle turn into Rush
2023:glaggle become 3D
@@ceciliasantos7389 2030:glaggleland distribution
Glaggleland is now in a starter package!
2040: glagglewaterpark
2050 : glaggle switch
2060: glaggleland might end
The incident was actually enphosos so it’s all ok
R.i.p the 1989 gaggle
i am a baby glaggle
truly heartbreaking during the 2009 massacre part 😢
"I am a baby glaggle"
- baby glaggle
Janitor message end: funny gligholes of joy! How joyous!
1985: incident. But which o- *FNaF MUSIC INTENCIFIES*
I am a baby glaggle🙂
“You see when 2 glaggles love eachother very much🙂🙂🙂.” Mr. Glaggle-Giggler-Gabble, the glaggle that invented the new skull emoji “🙂”
glaggleland massacre was JUSTIFIED
0:44 is so wholesome
Yeah his sound is soooo cute
really appreciate this video 🙂
Ifunny lore
3:48 what game was that?
Roblox Glaggleland
wouldn’t the miracle of birth be in 1963 due to harvey ball making the iconic smiley face
Not glaggle
The massacare part genuinely made me cry
I love how the 1989 rocket test has the american photoplayer from California's gold playing in the background
what is the music used during the glaggleland massacre?
The lullaby of the leaves by George Olsen and his band
@@pulp6588 thank you :)
where is the part where the glaggles learn how to be a different color
This timeline is so joyous. 🙂
0:08 gaggle
0:17 gaggle 2
0:22 summer of 83 with glaggle
0:41 train incident
0:43 cooking glaggle
1:09 glagglerocket test disaster
1:20 end of gllageshool
1:26 start of glaggleland
1:48 glaggleland complete
2:01 found footage of glaggleland
2:15 Janitor nessgae
2:25 ENPHOSO incident
2:38 Glaggleland Massacre
3:13 Aftermath
3:37 glog
4:40 garorglergelgelageogerlegea! 🙂
3:16 reopening
To sum it all up:
Glaggleland (known as Glaggleterra when it was part of the Glaggle Empire) is a theme park founded by the Glaggle Empire circa 0 AGGB. It is relatively infamous due to its "dangerous" rides and "strange" culture.
Glaggleland is known for being home to Gigglers and being very fun and joyous for all ages, though it is subject to occasional attacks, usually by Enphoso. (See Glaggleland Massacre.) Thorn Glognuts are some of the many popular treats in Glaggleland, along with very safe-to-eat Goobabs. The Gigglers also like to celebrate such happy occasions as Christmas and Halloween, and will still celebrate other holidays, but much prefer Christmas and Halloween.
Glaggleland is a founding member of the League of Glaggles.
All Glaggles come from the primordial ball known as the Whitey, born on the Glaggle archipelago which remains the home of all glaggles to this day. The Whitey soon evolved into Redio, Orangeano, Yellowa, Greenaio, Blueara, Purpleorg, and Blacke. While the Yellowa survived the tribal age, many others died, but their DNA was preserved, becoming embodied within the many other species of glaggle. Some say that the other tribes are still alive, living as the Manyglag or Festiveglag, or Spookyglag.
After the tribal age, their came the Oasis Age (sometimes considered the Golden Age). it was a great time in Glaggle history lasting around 9000BGG-100BGG. Not much is known about this age other than the appearance of desert gigglers and other obscure obliquities which weren’t that obscure at the time. There was also the Rio wars, the only war we know of during the Oasis age, but we know it’s a Great War.
Digital Recreation of Glaggleland: glaggleland.com/tours/digitalrecreation
Glaggleland Website: glaggleland.com
i just realized i have a glaggle
1:19 The smiling face balloon just left the beach
the glaggle left the beach*
this is the best video of all time
2:41 lulluby of the leaves
0:07 that’s no glaggle…
the omori music 😭😭
i remember the massacre....i was only a glaggle of 9 at the time...a horrible thing for any glaggle to experience
1:20 this is a glagoon, not a glaggle
Glagglebox Footcrumble Voice 2 2:25