Football War - MiniWars #2

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  • Опубликовано: 5 ноя 2017

Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @grumpycatlawyer3017
    @grumpycatlawyer3017 Год назад +24305

    Did I really just get a self harm disclaimer on an oversimplified video?

  • @fullmetaltheorist
    @fullmetaltheorist 3 года назад +9090

    El Salvador and Honduras : *Fighting*
    America : *Quietly stealing bananas in the background.*

  • @Jpk21
    @Jpk21 Год назад +4297

    I never thought that I'd get a self harm disclaimer on a video about some stick figures fighting about soccer/football.

    • @Devilishdroid
      @Devilishdroid Год назад +86

      1:14

    • @dad1535
      @dad1535 Год назад +62

      @@Devilishdroid It's actually 2:11

    • @CaptainbaII
      @CaptainbaII Год назад +9

      yes no one excepted it

    • @Elitegamer364-official
      @Elitegamer364-official Год назад +22

      @@dad1535 2:19

    • @thelonewanderer4084
      @thelonewanderer4084 Год назад

      @@dad1535 I think he meant that the historical materialist analysis of the situation and why the people were unhappy was the true reason the video got reported. Right-wingers probably got offended that the video criticized fascist dictatorships sponsored by the US

  • @swordsmanoftime3001
    @swordsmanoftime3001 2 года назад +431

    I´m form El Salvador and I showed my mother who lived through the war and she agreed with everything said here. She even told me a story for context: General José Alberto Medrano, along with his forces, dressed themselves as monks to cross into Honduras riding on donkeys. After crossing he went on to fight in the battle that crippled the Honduran airforce at Toncontin International airport.

    • @enopliwerto8045
      @enopliwerto8045 Год назад +21

      I am sorry but I can't stop laughing at the riding donkeys part 😭

    • @urbainleverrier1
      @urbainleverrier1 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@enopliwerto8045it's camouflage

    • @ankaplanka
      @ankaplanka 27 дней назад +3

      i accidentally read "monks" as "monkeys" and saw this hilarious image in my mind. Still an interesting story though!

  • @segevkrespi8609
    @segevkrespi8609 3 года назад +7932

    The Football War of 1969:
    Belligerents:
    El-Salvador Vs Honduras
    Winner: USA

  • @lillyie
    @lillyie 4 года назад +12641

    Honduras didnt lose
    It just merely failed to win

  • @solomon525
    @solomon525 Год назад +1576

    Discretion Advised. Really? I just want to watch a group of animated people go to war because both their football teams suck.

    • @GM-wq6kq
      @GM-wq6kq Год назад +103

      I mean the video DOES have an instance of that, but the warning with the thumbnail of a cartoonish football and bananas looked amazing

    • @MoreGaryRamirez
      @MoreGaryRamirez Год назад +5

      Fr

    • @lagtowns
      @lagtowns Год назад +1

      Hilarious that its discretion advised for suicide, but not for any of the war videos of hundreds of thousands of people being killed. Nice.

    • @kitsune_bot1654
      @kitsune_bot1654 Год назад +75

      Warning: History may contain violence

    • @xriptery1291
      @xriptery1291 Год назад +53

      I just figured out that it’s from that girl who shot herself which is considered a “suicide/self harm topic”

  • @pyrosanta7473
    @pyrosanta7473 Год назад +113

    Did anyone get like a weird notification about this video causing self harm or suicide cause this is a history thing

    • @Oniwatori
      @Oniwatori Год назад +1

      Me too

    • @Oniwatori
      @Oniwatori Год назад

      I think some idiots reported the vid

    • @RadiantSharaShaymin
      @RadiantSharaShaymin Год назад +8

      RUclips added a warning about it, likely because of 2:15
      It's not a cause, just a heads-up that suicide is mentioned in the video

    • @lydiajohnson4888
      @lydiajohnson4888 Год назад

      @@Oniwatori I did

    • @gertiethebus
      @gertiethebus Год назад

      yeah

  • @jacobe5170
    @jacobe5170 5 лет назад +3536

    1. War is bad
    2. War is not good
    Sounds good to me

    • @ainakbasu8398
      @ainakbasu8398 5 лет назад +29

      sounds bout right to me

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 4 года назад +26

      War is good for business. Rule of acquisition #34

    • @WR-fn1yw
      @WR-fn1yw 4 года назад +9

      Sounds not bad to me

    • @WuzzyYT
      @WuzzyYT 4 года назад +17

      America: but I was having fun

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 4 года назад +3

      Thomas takes a toll for the dark there is no good rule 34’s

  • @darlenesandoval9042
    @darlenesandoval9042 3 года назад +16970

    My family is from El Salvador . I did a project and mentioned this in high school, my teacher thought I made it up 😂

    • @chicken_ketchup1639
      @chicken_ketchup1639 3 года назад +611

      TRUELY ironic

    • @thecatalyst6212
      @thecatalyst6212 3 года назад +2468

      thats because she is a puppet of the banana company

    • @gusztavo6770
      @gusztavo6770 3 года назад +679

      lol, she was an banana company infiltrate in your school

    • @Jozamendo
      @Jozamendo 3 года назад +316

      Don't worry. If she watches this video, she'll see that you deserved an A+.. 😆

    • @scottjurrjens8954
      @scottjurrjens8954 3 года назад +158

      @@thecatalyst6212 Big Banana coming after all of us

  • @black_circle322
    @black_circle322 Год назад +19

    3:58 I love they way u.s just relaxes

    • @dinoz2113
      @dinoz2113 Месяц назад

      They don’t care and their wining by getting cheap banana 🍌

  • @ar0568
    @ar0568 2 года назад +142

    The suicidal warning is because of the girl at 2:19

    • @annierogers8855
      @annierogers8855 2 года назад +10

      thank you

    • @roberttorrey3213
      @roberttorrey3213 2 месяца назад +8

      No warning in other oversimplified videos
      Hanibal chops his own eye out
      Napoleon attempts suicide
      And let's not forget WWII
      with the Holocaust and Hitler's suicide

    • @flameybox
      @flameybox Месяц назад

      ​@@roberttorrey3213 true

    • @doge2972
      @doge2972 Месяц назад

      @@roberttorrey3213 fr

  • @ricardo.acdhnd
    @ricardo.acdhnd 3 года назад +2400

    Side note here: The international community/news forgot about this on the 2nd day because the Apolo 11 was launched that day.

    • @vartikamehta3171
      @vartikamehta3171 3 года назад +201

      That's just sad...🤣
      A three and a half day war, and one day they got no international media.....

    • @asaaziz6162
      @asaaziz6162 3 года назад +72

      @@vartikamehta3171 Actually 4 days and 4 hours.

    • @vartikamehta3171
      @vartikamehta3171 3 года назад +25

      @@asaaziz6162 I stand corrected

    • @kimanh-ls4kl
      @kimanh-ls4kl 3 года назад +73

      The Football War of 1969:
      Belligerents:
      El-Salvador Vs Honduras
      Winner: USA

    • @kspbro506
      @kspbro506 3 года назад +20

      kim anh stolen comment.

  • @Joe-vu5kr
    @Joe-vu5kr 2 года назад +6472

    “Pass the ball"
    “I have no legs"
    This channel is gold!

    • @justnoah2073
      @justnoah2073 2 года назад +27

      Wait, who's Joe?

    • @ludexia5338
      @ludexia5338 2 года назад +15

      @@justnoah2073 It's just Joe.

    • @darrenbutler9819
      @darrenbutler9819 2 года назад +42

      @@justnoah2073 joe mama

    • @Conor426
      @Conor426 2 года назад +7

      @@darrenbutler9819 wut r u on about it's just joe

    • @darrenbutler9819
      @darrenbutler9819 2 года назад +3

      @@Conor426 🙄 it's a joke

  • @O5-11-rk5zp
    @O5-11-rk5zp 5 месяцев назад +16

    “It’s just a game bro”💀

  • @inagalaxyfarfaraway1337
    @inagalaxyfarfaraway1337 Год назад +37

    I’ve seen this video so many times that when he says , “quick you have 2 seconds to name these two countries .” I always get them right.

  • @Gabowsk
    @Gabowsk 4 года назад +16353

    Sports Teacher: *_"Take everything as a joke, because it's just a sport!"_*
    The competitive kids:

    • @matthias8161
      @matthias8161 4 года назад +532

      sports teacher: dude...........uncool

    • @giannispixel
      @giannispixel 4 года назад +303

      During football class one kid in my school raged and grabbed another kid and threw h into the ground and broke his arm cause he missed a goal

    • @EmiLiA-li8hp
      @EmiLiA-li8hp 4 года назад +83

      @@giannispixel oooooooooowwwwwwwww!!!!!!!

    • @nutman2353
      @nutman2353 4 года назад +74

      “Sports Teacher” my guy, just call them coach

    • @slaire7799
      @slaire7799 4 года назад +14

      More like me and my friends

  • @dianasanchez675
    @dianasanchez675 4 года назад +13605

    I'm from a Salvadoran family, I remember my father telling me this story and i didn't believe him at first.

    • @ferddoesweirdthingsinlife1040
      @ferddoesweirdthingsinlife1040 4 года назад +264

      Lil Meatball believe it or not, 100 hours is 4 days

    • @ello7720
      @ello7720 4 года назад +201

      I told my father if this was true (he’s salvadorian) and he was embarrassed to admit that it was true lol. He told me to ask my grandpa about it cause he knows more of what happened.

    • @pandaborg2466
      @pandaborg2466 4 года назад +107

      Diana Sanchez I am from the land where there are rich banana industries so give me your bananas

    • @riverofblood4362
      @riverofblood4362 4 года назад +31

      Lil Meatball Same. I remember that my teacher told me the game had nothing to do, I prefer to believe it did.

    • @Saeiyu
      @Saeiyu 4 года назад +84

      I am Honduran but my grandmother was from El Salvador (and her parents were salvadoreans that had settled here) at the time of the war she was a recent widow (my Honduran gramps having died the previous year) and she was terrified of being deported as she would be separated from her 6 Honduran born children. My grandpa's brother was in the supreme Court and helped her not be sent away but my dad who was 12 at the time, was very close to loosing both of his parents in the span of a year and a half.

  • @Mr5Stars
    @Mr5Stars Год назад +46

    These Oversimplified videos are informative and fun to watch, great job

  • @sisilian509
    @sisilian509 Год назад +29

    RUclips thank you for telling me that this cartoon video is self harm

  • @user-ty2fm3ge9m
    @user-ty2fm3ge9m 2 года назад +6373

    Oversimplified: Quick! You have two seconds to name these two countries
    Me, watching the video for the sixth time: Easy. Eldorus and Honsavador!

    • @remigiuscaesar8307
      @remigiuscaesar8307 2 года назад +94

      Ehsahonduravador and hondurasalduravor

    • @hobohabsburg8447
      @hobohabsburg8447 2 года назад +50

      I like those names, honestly

    • @AquaBubbles22
      @AquaBubbles22 2 года назад +5

      👁️👄👁️👍

    • @Bob3iy3
      @Bob3iy3 2 года назад +11

      @Kallenie SUSMOGUS

    • @iangauss9454
      @iangauss9454 2 года назад +31

      Eldorus sounds like something that came from sci fi stories and the name is actually pretty cool

  • @rkyve9
    @rkyve9 5 лет назад +7573

    I couldn't name those two countries in less than two seconds
    Which enraged my father, who punished me severely

    • @uyghur-zv4fe
      @uyghur-zv4fe 5 лет назад +74

      RestlessPenguin i did somehow

    • @RuefulCenturion
      @RuefulCenturion 5 лет назад +246

      That makes you a 'Know It All', which enraged your father, who punished you severely.

    • @nathancambefort8498
      @nathancambefort8498 5 лет назад +27

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @JoeBro915
      @JoeBro915 5 лет назад +105

      Nathan. C your obnoxiousness enraged the comment section, who all punished you severely

    • @sarags211916
      @sarags211916 5 лет назад +6

      For can it

  • @CubingHulayian
    @CubingHulayian Год назад +11

    Soldier: Well it seems that i have to go to war now...
    A FEW DAYS LATER
    Soldier: that was fast

  • @Y0sh1no5am
    @Y0sh1no5am Год назад +21

    The shortest war and the shortest video. Perfectly balance history! I liked it a lot! :D

    • @austria-hungary7680
      @austria-hungary7680 Год назад +4

      actually zanzibar vs britain is the shortest war in history

  • @PotatoGawds
    @PotatoGawds 5 лет назад +20374

    the US somehow finds itself involved in every situation

    • @MarcABrown-tt1fp
      @MarcABrown-tt1fp 5 лет назад +1335

      In this instance in that year, it was greedy banana companies "from the U.S." not the U.S. who took most of the market there. That is still inexcusable for sure, but don't blame us all..
      **Edit* Wow did this get a lot of likes for a sub comment.
      Edit 6/11/2021***
      Still getting some comments still claiming that the banana companies in the U.S. ARE the U.S. While they are Indeed American, Doesn't mean they represent the whole country... They make up thousands of people with their decisions in the hands of a handful of people. Not hundreds of thousands or even hundreds of millions... Such horrifically narrow mindsets....

    • @noanime0610
      @noanime0610 5 лет назад +411

      WHY U BLAME IT ALL ON US BOI

    • @Quequechan
      @Quequechan 5 лет назад +776

      With great power comes great responsibility

    • @delta.2082
      @delta.2082 5 лет назад +229

      WhAT nEutrAlity A ct

    • @chadpeace1377
      @chadpeace1377 5 лет назад +298

      ​@@endmepleaseoml7333 The Viet cong said hi

  • @levinl6695
    @levinl6695 3 года назад +1959

    "Couldn't name these 2 countries?"
    "To the Gulliotine!"

    • @insertnamehere6722
      @insertnamehere6722 3 года назад +121

      theres gonna be a tax for that

    • @enakuen1
      @enakuen1 3 года назад +40

      D'ohhh noooo

    • @theppman5259
      @theppman5259 3 года назад +19

      WOAHHHHHHH

    • @AbhijayAgarwal
      @AbhijayAgarwal 3 года назад +15

      But L L , South America didn't commit guillotine,the vikings did.
      English is my second language

    • @roterex9115
      @roterex9115 3 года назад +15

      But i can't even name more than one country on my own continent
      (I'm Australian)

  • @yatminghui8955
    @yatminghui8955 3 месяца назад +3

    2:19 guys, I found the reason of disclaimer

  • @GoofyOperator
    @GoofyOperator 5 месяцев назад +4

    El Savador and Hondorus: We have the shortest war!
    That one zanzibar man with a dinghy and outdated rifle:…

  • @WuzzyYT
    @WuzzyYT 4 года назад +4237

    You’re wrong unless you got it right
    -OverSimplified 2017

    • @oriselkirk2726
      @oriselkirk2726 4 года назад +40

      You're wrong

    • @WuzzyYT
      @WuzzyYT 4 года назад +42

      oriskrk unless you got it right

    • @myopinionisinvalid952
      @myopinionisinvalid952 4 года назад +8

      *Lelelelelelelelelelel*

    • @chottomatekudasai-kun3887
      @chottomatekudasai-kun3887 4 года назад +5

      Yeah, sounds kinda like Agadmator right there :P

    • @wayneyam1262
      @wayneyam1262 4 года назад +6

      @@chottomatekudasai-kun3887 If you found it, congratulation, you're an excellent chess player. For those who just want to enjoy the show, the move is Qg7....

  • @Phoenix_The_HeroHater
    @Phoenix_The_HeroHater 4 года назад +3839

    But oversimplified!
    El Salvador didn’t declare war on Honduras,
    The Vikings did

    • @stanleymak3084
      @stanleymak3084 4 года назад +374

      And you'd be wrong. I'm not sure why you'd think that.

    • @Phoenix_The_HeroHater
      @Phoenix_The_HeroHater 4 года назад +333

      Stanley Mak
      But hey,
      If you like Vikings so much,
      Check out (insert sponsor right over here)
      *Oh wait that’s me*

    • @sinub801
      @sinub801 4 года назад +58

      @@stanleymak3084 you didn't get the joke. get out.

    • @turdferguson6620
      @turdferguson6620 4 года назад +149

      sinub801 He did understand the joke

    • @iplayminecwaft261
      @iplayminecwaft261 4 года назад +98

      sinub801 He gets the joke, watch emu war

  • @AkashitheCapitalist
    @AkashitheCapitalist Год назад +8

    RUclips hates history now

  • @mohamedmeskini8430
    @mohamedmeskini8430 2 года назад +3913

    a kid couldn't name those two countries
    this enraged his father, who punished him severely

  • @glossyraspberries9124
    @glossyraspberries9124 3 года назад +5379

    I’m a Honduran, and my dad talks about this all the time. I searched it up, and found this video. Thanks for explaining, because I had no idea what the hell he was talking about. Thanks lol

    • @supriyatiwari7213
      @supriyatiwari7213 2 года назад +66

      @@waruiseishin953 it's basically the england and Italy euro cup thing

    • @mertk.3044
      @mertk.3044 2 года назад +55

      @@waruiseishin953 same lang doesnt mean they have to like each other. Whats this logic Lmao

    • @nadiacastillo2964
      @nadiacastillo2964 2 года назад +9

      @@waruiseishin953 yes, we do, we speak spanish

    • @nadiacastillo2964
      @nadiacastillo2964 2 года назад +8

      @@waruiseishin953 now days we get along well

    • @Krafanio
      @Krafanio 2 года назад +14

      @@waruiseishin953 It doesn't work like that. Wars are for politics reasons not linguical reasons. We still don't get a long that well. Again for political reasons.

  • @Sean0845
    @Sean0845 Год назад +9

    "SELF HARMING" excuse me lmao, but seriously youtube what he hell?

  • @Levitationable
    @Levitationable Год назад +12

    HARM DISCLAIMER????? SUSAN WHAT THE HELL

  • @perriwenplays9215
    @perriwenplays9215 3 года назад +8566

    Fun fact: the Football War was the last war in which there dogfights between piston-powered WWII era fighters.

    • @matthias8161
      @matthias8161 3 года назад +98

      nice

    • @yes-vy9qj
      @yes-vy9qj 3 года назад +33

      Cool

    • @wog6523
      @wog6523 3 года назад +18

      Wasnt it the falklands war?

    • @d3edlo1s
      @d3edlo1s 3 года назад +112

      naw, the british mainly used the Harrier Jet and the Argetinian AF used a combination of A4 Skyhawks, Mirage III, IAI Dagger, and Super Entenard fighter jets

    • @lanswyfte
      @lanswyfte 3 года назад +13

      very fun and interesting fact

  • @xwarped83
    @xwarped83 4 года назад +2489

    Damn, that guy literally threw a car at the hotel!

    • @darknewbie342
      @darknewbie342 4 года назад +15

      69th like nice

    • @andrewvarney5687
      @andrewvarney5687 4 года назад +44

      "This truck's empty....YEET!"

    • @maurobarrios3386
      @maurobarrios3386 4 года назад +47

      What? Don't they do that in your country?

    • @toby4784
      @toby4784 4 года назад +25

      Mauro Barrios nah they throw 2 story buses in mine

    • @aliwakanda7327
      @aliwakanda7327 4 года назад +9

      People get crazy when it comes to football... especially in Latin America

  • @chriswikoff9672
    @chriswikoff9672 Год назад +14

    why is this flagged for self harm?

  • @RM12828
    @RM12828 3 месяца назад +2

    The progress OS has made from this to Second Punic War
    Are astounding to say the least.
    Keep it up OverSimplified🎉🎉🎉

  • @canadaballplayz9999
    @canadaballplayz9999 2 года назад +1350

    Fun fact: When the UN called a meeting discussing whether Taiwan should be recognised internationally as a country or not, El Salvador was the one and only country who voted for them to be recognised.

    • @leoc1812
      @leoc1812 Год назад +155

      Very proud of them for that to this day

    • @canadaballplayz9999
      @canadaballplayz9999 Год назад +121

      @@leoc1812 they were also the only ones to protest against Nazi Germany's annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland

    • @gipsy_3o3
      @gipsy_3o3 Год назад +43

      ​@@canadaballplayz9999 that was Mexican

    • @hiplsnols4394
      @hiplsnols4394 Год назад +58

      based el salvador

    • @kreeeeee
      @kreeeeee Год назад +13

      @@canadaballplayz9999 salvadorans do a little bit of trolling

  • @mr.turtle4394
    @mr.turtle4394 5 лет назад +3071

    I like the part where the guy throws a car into the hotel

    • @areasevenpro
      @areasevenpro 5 лет назад +291

      This enraged his father, who punished him severely.

    • @giri1478
      @giri1478 5 лет назад +46

      LUL i read it in Oversimplified voice haha :D XD

    • @stopdumb5135
      @stopdumb5135 5 лет назад +67

      This enraged his father, which is having a fun time in hotel with a young lady and the banana company, who punished him severely

    • @dmeads5663
      @dmeads5663 5 лет назад +42

      It’s historically accurate.

    • @AbsoluteRatBastard
      @AbsoluteRatBastard 5 лет назад +17

      KGB *hulk confirmed*

  • @colton2724
    @colton2724 Год назад +14

    So I was rewatching this and RUclips gave me a self harm warning saying the video references suicide and self harm

  • @what6893
    @what6893 Год назад +15

    I never knew the Football War was an actual war. I thought it was just a series of Honduras vs. El Salvador football games.

  • @onlyyoulyj
    @onlyyoulyj 4 года назад +2931

    Honduras and El Salvador are fighting against eachother.
    *This enraged the Rich american banana companies, which Economic Downturn'd them severely.*

    • @psionikal
      @psionikal 4 года назад +44

      I see what you did there.

    • @GoofballMcGee
      @GoofballMcGee 4 года назад +37

      We have a history of being stepped on by the US and Mexico.

    • @masonsilvers6789
      @masonsilvers6789 4 года назад +3

      lol

    • @d3ad3y39
      @d3ad3y39 4 года назад +10

      Good job combining them

    • @Shrek-jv6fb
      @Shrek-jv6fb 4 года назад +3

      I can't like it 666

  • @Awfulfeature
    @Awfulfeature 4 года назад +1547

    *girl kills herself*
    “WHAT A HERO!”

  • @footballmanagerraw
    @footballmanagerraw Год назад +1

    Your videos are absolutely brilliant, facts with comedy I love em, thank you ❤

  • @Beedronious
    @Beedronious Год назад +7

    Not sure why, but this video is now showing a warning on it about how it may have suggestions for self-harm and suicide in it, not sure why that is, but thought you should know if you didn't already.

  • @powerhauz1469
    @powerhauz1469 4 года назад +834

    1:32 pretty sure that's cannibalism.

  • @johnrockett6646
    @johnrockett6646 5 лет назад +1973

    El Salvador: Dude! What are you doing to my people???
    Honduras: They aren't your people because they are on my territory.
    El Salvador: THEY CAME FROM ME!
    Meanwhile some hundred miles away...
    America: Look at those countries talking so nicely to each other. Maybe they are talking about new ways to ship me bananas.

    • @eddyv2838
      @eddyv2838 5 лет назад +37

      Damn my family’s from El Salvador but I was born an American and boi do I love me some bananas

    • @triple_59
      @triple_59 5 лет назад +1

      K

    • @TheVerota09
      @TheVerota09 5 лет назад

      Lol true story

    • @notpaze
      @notpaze 4 года назад +1

      xD

    • @utopia2134
      @utopia2134 4 года назад

      EddyPlays55 ! Same my great uncle actually fought in the war

  • @MajesticBiscuit
    @MajesticBiscuit Год назад +8

    Lmfao RUclips gave me a warning about suicidal content in this video, and I had to confirm to watch. Shit man. I miss the days before social media.

    • @Bsznmsc
      @Bsznmsc Год назад +2

      How does the start and end of this comment relate?

    • @heatherpotts8281
      @heatherpotts8281 Год назад +1

      @@Bsznmsc you should be my high school writing teacher, you would be great

  • @35906
    @35906 Год назад +10

    This video is flagged for suicide by youtube.

    • @najmiaiman2614
      @najmiaiman2614 Год назад +2

      🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦

    • @axelaxel2952
      @axelaxel2952 Год назад +2

      🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

  • @athroughzdude
    @athroughzdude 4 года назад +1759

    Damn it Big Banana, how many lives must you ruin before you are satisfied?!

    • @josh-kg1rb
      @josh-kg1rb 4 года назад +68

      All

    • @ngageman1988
      @ngageman1988 4 года назад +64

      Nanners must flow.....

    • @squidfan6187
      @squidfan6187 4 года назад +22

      All of them

    • @holoban9173
      @holoban9173 4 года назад +11

      I wanted to like but you were on 69 likes I'm sorry

    • @michaelguthrie1598
      @michaelguthrie1598 4 года назад +16

      If I wanted to, I would create a channel named big banana

  • @ryansmith1044
    @ryansmith1044 Год назад +14

    2:06 nah man this had nothing to do with the tension, this is just typical CONCACAF behavior; they still do it today. Fireworks, pulling the fire alarm, throwing projectiles, and otherwise harassing the opposing team all night before the game.

  • @TheNerdRapper
    @TheNerdRapper 2 месяца назад +1

    wow, this was the most detailed and entertaining explanation of this war I could find online! GREAT JOB! Thank you

  • @galismiley1447
    @galismiley1447 4 года назад +5217

    My grandpa was a high ranking military official in El Salvador during the time of the war.
    I'm not sure exactly how it happened, but he ended up being stationed in Honduras and got like 15 Honduran women pregnant. So we have A LOOOOOOT of family in Honduras we have never met.
    Edit August 2020: Hey guys!
    So seeing the reaction I got from this, I asked my great Auntie what the deal was with my grandfather and why he got so many confirmed women pregnant (yes, there's potentially more!)
    I learned that at the time my grandfather spent a lot of time in Honduras with Salvadoran settlers.
    At the time that the war happened, there has been a rumor around the villages that El Salvador was on the brink of becoming a US state, and it was thought that any children fathered by Salvadoran men or born to Salvadoran women would be automatic citizens. This of course, was a lie, but that didn't stop droves of beautiful young Honduran women throwing themselves at an officer.
    The hope was that if their children had citizenship, the mothers would somehow find a way into the country legally as well.
    Update September 2022:
    Hey everyone. In the last year I've done a fair bit of travel to Honduras and El Salvador, and I've been able to meet 3 families in Honduras that are made up of descendants of my grandfather. They reside in the Yoro and Valle departments. It's been wonderful getting to know my family, and although I've tried to get them to do a video diary with me, most of them aren't interested in doing it and are very shy. So I'll keep trying, maybe next year when I go back. Most of them are very sweet and have embraced me and they have a great sense of humor about the whole thing. I'll update this post if anything cool happens.

    • @sparky2_0
      @sparky2_0 3 года назад +401

      Actually sounds true

    • @yuhi8925
      @yuhi8925 3 года назад +286

      what a great guy

    • @Super-wv5si
      @Super-wv5si 3 года назад +199

      That sounds like one of the episode of only fools and horses

    • @tl4480
      @tl4480 3 года назад +140

      Legend

    • @megaman133
      @megaman133 3 года назад +182

      Honduran girls must like officers a lot

  • @ingwerschorle_
    @ingwerschorle_ 5 лет назад +2516

    Me: **seeing title**
    My brain: *_BRAZIL - GERMANY 2014_*

  • @memerboibeanos2651
    @memerboibeanos2651 Год назад +7

    Bro why did this have a self harm warning on it

  • @TheMcMaxwell
    @TheMcMaxwell 2 года назад +4

    Used to live in Honduras. Love the inclusion of the Salva Vida beer cans!

  • @Labored
    @Labored 3 года назад +536

    Everyone in gym: It's just a game, who cares if we loose?
    The competitive kids:

    • @King-ok9ot
      @King-ok9ot 3 года назад +4

      LOL im comp too

    • @hhrryeury4042
      @hhrryeury4042 3 года назад

      @@King-ok9ot i bet im more comp then you

  • @margybenavides9056
    @margybenavides9056 6 лет назад +720

    My mom is from Honduras and my dad is from El Salvador and they always argue about futbol. It's practically WWIII whenever Honduras plays El Salvador

    • @CC-bu2gv
      @CC-bu2gv 5 лет назад +71

      A big part of their culture though is the belief that their football team is better.

    • @asponk3243
      @asponk3243 5 лет назад +38

      Corunna Crescent every Hispanic country with a soccer team lmao

    • @jeriobenitez9093
      @jeriobenitez9093 5 лет назад +9

      My dad is El Salvador 🇸🇻 my mom is Spain 🇪🇸

    • @tomdevoil_uk9784
      @tomdevoil_uk9784 5 лет назад +6

      Margy Benavides you spelt football wrong

    • @jeevithrai7994
      @jeevithrai7994 5 лет назад +23

      @@tomdevoil_uk9784 No,it is called futbol in Spanish.

  • @david-468
    @david-468 Год назад +15

    2022 RUclips finds this video to be age restricted

  • @Britishball6
    @Britishball6 Год назад +4

    Ok wtf RUclips I come back to watch this amazing video and RUclips gives me a warning that this video contains harm or that it’s suicidal

  • @VolpeWhereAreYou
    @VolpeWhereAreYou 3 года назад +8637

    Lesson learned, just grow and sell bananas during a war

  • @alejandroschnettler1794
    @alejandroschnettler1794 5 лет назад +876

    2:42
    - Pass the ball
    - But I have no legs :(

  • @tedgreen6
    @tedgreen6 2 месяца назад

    Fantastic! Lots of fun to watch. And superb information. I've learned a lot. Thank you!

  • @anotherdude643
    @anotherdude643 Год назад +7

    Tf y did I get a "self harm warning" watchin this?

  • @00110000
    @00110000 4 года назад +1170

    What have we learned from this?
    You can't escape from Big Banana

    • @projectkepleren
      @projectkepleren 3 года назад +39

      Big banana is alway watching

    • @Human-gu2cx
      @Human-gu2cx 3 года назад +3

      I Love Bees bannannannannannnaaasnnbfddvhhbvvvvvvvvvv

    • @royalty_the1892
      @royalty_the1892 3 года назад +3

      Especially if you go to prison... Yikes!

    • @m0j026
      @m0j026 3 года назад +5

      *oh no*

    • @juliaahumada9802
      @juliaahumada9802 3 года назад +3

      Sounds very... "interesting".

  • @MissKittieMo
    @MissKittieMo 4 года назад +871

    When they say “wars have been started for less”, this is what they’re referring to.

    • @landarful
      @landarful 3 года назад +15

      good 1

    • @collinsagyeman6131
      @collinsagyeman6131 3 года назад +7

      Ever heard of the war of Jenkins' ear??

    • @DS_IndustrieZ
      @DS_IndustrieZ 3 года назад

      I declare war on my phone for not having your number in it... 😞

    • @alexluna974
      @alexluna974 3 года назад

      This isnt actually why this war started, the war happened because el salvador wanted to expand its border to hit both oceans. Also el salvador had zero air capabilities and got their asses handed to them, this video is WILDLY inaccurate

    • @Krafanio
      @Krafanio 2 года назад

      @@alexluna974 "Wildly inacurate" when all the recorded history supports it. Or what El Salvador took land from Honduras? Not it was the other way around and recently the island rabit "conejo" that Honduras took from El Salvador makes clear who is hostile one. Nicaragua saved Honduras in this war so.....

  • @jameshollister26
    @jameshollister26 Год назад +6

    Why did youtube warn me about self harm in this video?

  • @Wilieanimations
    @Wilieanimations Год назад +12

    I got a self harm disclaimer lol

  • @hyperion4223
    @hyperion4223 3 года назад +5477

    Ah yes, if I ever find myself the barely legitimate leader of a corrupt Central American country, I will follow his advice

    • @liamwelsh4665
      @liamwelsh4665 2 года назад +126

      Which one tho?
      The war one?
      Or the Blame something else tactic?

    • @aryabratsahoo7474
      @aryabratsahoo7474 2 года назад +164

      @@liamwelsh4665 *BOTH*

    • @hyperion4223
      @hyperion4223 2 года назад +45

      @@aryabratsahoo7474 LOL yeah I would do *both*

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 2 года назад +77

      The war thing is for barely legitimate leaders of corrupt South American countries. If you're in Central America, you gotta blame something else.
      I don't make the rules.

    • @dillpickle06
      @dillpickle06 2 года назад +6

      @@liamwelsh4665 Blame it on the war.

  • @oscaralonsosainzchavez9521
    @oscaralonsosainzchavez9521 5 лет назад +1595

    Honduras and El Salvador started a war, this enraged the organization of american states, who punished them severly

  • @n_o_o_ne
    @n_o_o_ne Год назад +11

    why does this video have a suicide warning

  • @CircuitShorts
    @CircuitShorts 5 месяцев назад +5

    Did I really just get a self harm disclaimer on an oversimplified video?
    -Yes
    Will I get inspired and self harm myself?
    -Depends

  • @Its_Versus
    @Its_Versus 3 года назад +1117

    "You're wrong, unless you got it right."
    Hmm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor.

    • @onerandomdude4015
      @onerandomdude4015 3 года назад +27

      I dident loose I just failed to win

    • @deafpanda6061
      @deafpanda6061 3 года назад +5

      Grammar good

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 3 года назад +4

      i got it right.
      in most of america(except usa) we learn geography :) at least american geography.....

    • @WuzzyYT
      @WuzzyYT 3 года назад +1

      Smert

    • @homedes5736
      @homedes5736 3 года назад +3

      @@sabin97 what do you mean except USA? We learn geography, too.

  • @jnurse24
    @jnurse24 4 года назад +2894

    “Or if you’re a freedom-loving patriot, then it’s soccer”
    Me, a freedom-loving patriot:
    “Dude.”
    “Uncool.”

    • @jontuncel3325
      @jontuncel3325 4 года назад +114

      Screeches in *B A L D E A G L E*

    • @juliaguevara4512
      @juliaguevara4512 4 года назад +95

      *R E E E E S I N M C D ON A L D S*

    • @theviper5064
      @theviper5064 4 года назад +17

      That drawing tho

    • @utopia2134
      @utopia2134 4 года назад +5

      El Salvador when they speak english call it soccer it to lol

    • @shrimpchild
      @shrimpchild 4 года назад +4

      *Screeches in Polish*
      People with earaches; Koleś, wyluzuj!
      (Dude, uncool!)
      Me; Co? Przeczytaj ten komentarz!
      (What? Look at this comment!)
      The people; Oh... To było bardzo niemądre, zbyt uproszczone. (Oh... That was very uncool, Oversimplified.)
      Me; Zgadzam się.
      (I agree.)

  • @poorandpro2637
    @poorandpro2637 Год назад +10

    Wuut why did this video have a warning about suicide

  • @omar_pro_super
    @omar_pro_super 6 месяцев назад +3

    By finishing this video I have watched every oversimplified video

    • @lazyboy5851
      @lazyboy5851 6 месяцев назад +1

      congratulations welcome to the “true fan” club with me and many others🤙🏻

    • @omar_pro_super
      @omar_pro_super 6 месяцев назад

      Yay

  • @RandyMCPEmaster
    @RandyMCPEmaster 5 лет назад +1760

    Who would win
    Tiny nation with big population vs Bigger nation with small population
    BANANA WIN

    • @southkoreathesecond5055
      @southkoreathesecond5055 5 лет назад +5

      GreatBoring Channel did you like your own comment

    • @sammym2511
      @sammym2511 5 лет назад +6

      Banana beats all

    • @vegasskating5127
      @vegasskating5127 5 лет назад +4

      USA* bananas

    • @Allen_m_aml4k
      @Allen_m_aml4k 5 лет назад +1

      GreatBoring Channel USA

    • @eLJaybud
      @eLJaybud 5 лет назад +1

      Tint nation big population, until the big nation call on their friends to help them out.

  • @jankomann8728
    @jankomann8728 5 лет назад +2698

    American: Soccer
    Rest of the world: *Triggered*

    • @fakecubed
      @fakecubed 5 лет назад +114

      Soccer and football are both just slang terms for what the sport is actually called, association football. The term soccer originated from the country where the sport's first rules were formalized, England, so any Europeans triggered by the term soccer are frankly kind of ignorant. It's like calling rugby football "rugger" which people did, and probably still do in many places. What Americans call football is again just a slang term for what the sport is actually called, gridiron football. Soccer, rugger, and gridiron (not to mention Gaelic, Austrailian rules, and dozens of others around the world) are all closely-related sports split off from the same basic ancient football game before various leagues started publishing official rulebooks.

    • @rayyanvg9417
      @rayyanvg9417 5 лет назад +14

      More like rest of the world

    • @mred20
      @mred20 5 лет назад +11

      @@fakecubed Let us have a game of gridders.

    • @renixmar3373
      @renixmar3373 5 лет назад +58

      The rest of America calls it futbol
      Only the pesky United States calls it soccer

    • @SasukeeUchiha
      @SasukeeUchiha 5 лет назад +28

      You think europeans are the only people who say football...?

  • @lettuce3695
    @lettuce3695 Год назад +8

    I got a restriction saying “video may contain SELF HARMM” likes wot.

  • @Kab648
    @Kab648 Год назад +11

    How is this self harm?

  • @samchiu9918
    @samchiu9918 2 года назад +1125

    5:14: "In the end, nobody achieved anything, and there were no winners."
    Sounds like WWIII oversimplified to me...

    • @samchiu9918
      @samchiu9918 2 года назад +27

      @@Phenom98 "III" is 3.

    • @josep754
      @josep754 2 года назад +111

      WW3 hasnt come out yet, please keep your theories till we atleast get the trailer

    • @kartikpoojari7066
      @kartikpoojari7066 2 года назад +2

      @@Phenom98 3*

    • @Nope.You.
      @Nope.You. 2 года назад +7

      Except for this guy:

    • @kartikpoojari7066
      @kartikpoojari7066 2 года назад +3

      @@josep754 we already got (Israel and Palestine)

  • @hyperdimensionbliss
    @hyperdimensionbliss 4 года назад +1416

    "Quick, you have 2 seconds to name these 2 countries."
    Me with over 800 hours of looking at Hearts of Iron 4's map: the expert

    • @googleminus1442
      @googleminus1442 4 года назад +163

      I identified El salvador right away because they somehow always have an annoyingly high amount of troops while only having like, 2 tiles of territory.

    • @Gorgoj
      @Gorgoj 4 года назад +11

      @@googleminus1442 yeah, we still have.

    • @hyperdimensionbliss
      @hyperdimensionbliss 4 года назад +3

      @@adawm Yes, yes I am.

    • @KelsaRavenlock
      @KelsaRavenlock 4 года назад +10

      I just recognized them because that's where they are IRL and while I may have a little trouble pointing out a lesser known stan or 2 on a map it would be sad if I couldn't name the ones that I share a continent with.

    • @qwl4363
      @qwl4363 4 года назад +4

      @@googleminus1442 32 infantry divisions was my worst case

  • @beechilada
    @beechilada Год назад +8

    I got a warning about suicide/self harm content before watching this?

  • @Godslayer5656
    @Godslayer5656 8 месяцев назад +2

    0:59 Latin American history from 1860s-Present summed up pretty nicely.

  • @wieallo4294
    @wieallo4294 4 года назад +440

    2:44 Pass the ball
    But I have no legs :(

  • @YHWHsam
    @YHWHsam 6 лет назад +1208

    Oversimplified: *makes a great historically accurate video about hitler’s background*
    RUclips: hitler=offensive offensive=demonetization
    ME: what in the world

    • @rudirammlervonsommerlatte317
      @rudirammlervonsommerlatte317 6 лет назад +36

      That video is banned in germany...

    • @timothye.2902
      @timothye.2902 6 лет назад +2

      probably

    • @Ashegao
      @Ashegao 6 лет назад +4

      H-XcO - inkl DEAD it isnt since I watched it on the German website and changed the language and everything

    • @lmtalk6026
      @lmtalk6026 6 лет назад +63

      This enraged RUclips, who punished him severely.

    • @robbiecoombes1649
      @robbiecoombes1649 6 лет назад +4

      Sammy I got my Instagram account deactivated because my bio was “send nudes not nukes”

  • @xriptery1291
    @xriptery1291 Год назад +7

    Why is viewer discretion advised?

  • @johndsdevblogs
    @johndsdevblogs Год назад +6

    Also RUclips: this video contains suicide content.

  • @RLutin
    @RLutin 6 лет назад +4183

    What do you need to start a war ?
    Bananas, my friend, but most of all...FOOTBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL !

    • @mlgcactus1035
      @mlgcactus1035 6 лет назад +32

      Bouncy Ball OOOOOO GOOOOD WHY it is football, the original one, not like that american football that looks more like rugby

    • @alistairwall5470
      @alistairwall5470 6 лет назад +6

      +Bouncy Ball Nope, try again

    • @professorhal8098
      @professorhal8098 6 лет назад +18

      You misspelled "soccer"

    • @kevindegraaff9875
      @kevindegraaff9875 6 лет назад +31

      Football... Not this "Madden" shit. Just plain-ass, normal, everyday,
      no question about it, no NFL, no year, not named after a player, not
      named after a coach, not named after the referee's pet goldfish, no
      quarterback, dime-back, Nickelback, simple, ordinary, unembellished,
      unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, as blunt as an
      atom bomb, one compound word, it's mother fucking, God damned,
      sons-of-bitchin', fuck-fuck-fucking FOOTBALL!

    • @SvenniTayivek
      @SvenniTayivek 6 лет назад +12

      I think you mean
      FUTBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL!

  • @SpeedyWings2323
    @SpeedyWings2323 3 года назад +953

    My great grandmother was an immigrant that went to Honduras to find work and after the war erupted she was among the huge wave of Salvadorans returning to El Salvador. She survived this war and the Salvadoran Civil War and has passed away yesterday September 7th 2020 due to the Coronavirus here in Texas. Her memory will always live on. Adios Abuelita 💕

    • @sebastianacevedo9424
      @sebastianacevedo9424 3 года назад +9

      Mi mas sentido pésame

    • @darklex5150
      @darklex5150 3 года назад +2

      Wait do you speak english o español?

    • @TheFirstCurse1
      @TheFirstCurse1 3 года назад +48

      I'm sorry to hear that. This country failed millions with it's handling of COVID-19. We all know someone who's either almost died or has actually died from it. May she rest in forever peace.

    • @SpeedyWings2323
      @SpeedyWings2323 3 года назад +11

      @@darklex5150 both I’m bilingual

    • @darklex5150
      @darklex5150 3 года назад

      @@SpeedyWings2323 but what language was the first you spoke english o español?

  • @captaincole4511
    @captaincole4511 Год назад +38

    "The following content may contain suicide or self harm topics" BRUHH WTF

  • @BlueberryMustard
    @BlueberryMustard 9 месяцев назад +3

    No way I just got a Self harm disclaimer on an Oversimplified Video💀

  • @chrisboyer2195
    @chrisboyer2195 6 лет назад +547

    No
    Please
    No
    Please
    No
    Please
    No
    Please
    No
    Do it or we will sanction you
    You know what
    Just for you
    I'll do it
    Best part!

    • @-SUM1-
      @-SUM1- 6 лет назад +11

      bill wurtz - history of the entire world, i guess

    • @mk123qll4
      @mk123qll4 6 лет назад

      Yyeaa

    • @tsunamiwilliams8373
      @tsunamiwilliams8373 6 лет назад +5

      Professor Mario we need a bill & oversimplified collaboration right now

    • @LuckyArsonist
      @LuckyArsonist 6 лет назад +1

      Tsunami Williams yessssssssssss

    • @andrewblack5975
      @andrewblack5975 6 лет назад

      That’s what he said

  • @russianroulette0047
    @russianroulette0047 5 лет назад +2910

    Well of course war is bad
    1. for Them
    2. for their bananas

    • @MyUsersDark
      @MyUsersDark 5 лет назад

      CineFilms004 agreed.

    • @BB80008
      @BB80008 5 лет назад

      1000th like

    • @lupecruz9523
      @lupecruz9523 5 лет назад

      Really...

    • @KineMasterForFun
      @KineMasterForFun 5 лет назад +1

      Hvucivibohhovhp who's hugs mis-sold a car

    • @evangelos9660
      @evangelos9660 5 лет назад

      Not for El Salvador it wasn't. They needed help. Was anyone going to give them that help? No! So they went and tryed to do it themselves.

  • @frenchcommune7198
    @frenchcommune7198 Год назад +6

    Fun fact,this vid got warned for “sucide stuff”

  • @thepetekidyt
    @thepetekidyt 9 месяцев назад +4

    No way i just got a self harm warning on a history video💀💀💀

  • @1234bobfox
    @1234bobfox 6 лет назад +7537

    Haha, classic America and their banana republics.

    • @frostycharger5911
      @frostycharger5911 6 лет назад +118

      bobfox you should watch samonella bannana republics, it's hilarious

    • @-SUM1-
      @-SUM1- 6 лет назад +306

      Classic USA and their horrid imperialistic foreign policy.

    • @smithjohnson3144
      @smithjohnson3144 6 лет назад +86

      COMMIE!

    • @ebonymaw8457
      @ebonymaw8457 6 лет назад +81

      SUM1 I don't think you know what "imperialist" means...

    • @ericcl5313
      @ericcl5313 6 лет назад +132

      Whether or not correctly imperialist - U.S. was pretty shitty after the war towards it's southern neighbours... Example: Panama

  • @carb_8781
    @carb_8781 3 года назад +777

    all of your videos make me go "that's funny" and "that's extremely messed up" at the same time

    • @chicken_ketchup1639
      @chicken_ketchup1639 3 года назад +2

      ironic

    • @vib2119
      @vib2119 3 года назад +12

      Most of history is so messed up,that the situations just become absurd and so they seem funny to us now.

    • @thebelen2359
      @thebelen2359 2 года назад +8

      Ikr. I'm laughing, but at the same time trying not to laugh because it's litteraly war.