"My delights are too much for you" made me think of the Potion Seller. "My delights are too much for you, traveler! You should find a champion that sells weaker delights!"
To be fair, they aren't eternally lustful they're just eternally chasing the high of extremity. That's why pretty much everyone who worships Slaanesh always eventually reaches the Drukhari level of depravity. Because things like kinky sex just CAN'T hit the highs they need it too anymore.
No, not even nugle loves you. Not even Malal would want your company in the void of retcons he has been banished in Yet, you are not even the king of rejects and pariahs while I exist. You even fail at being a failure.
Thank you for continuing with the voice lines, there's still so many to be heard. 👍 Like indeed all the lines that play when you select an enemy character. I'm glad they added these in TWWIII, it could be weird sometimes to select your enemy Grom and have him say "Grom wouldn't fit!" ... since that only made sense when asking him to go somewhere accessible when playing his faction, as all negative enemy retorts where simply the "going to an unreachable location" lines. But why the Cultist alone? 😅 Either she is not a lord and shouldn't be there, or you missed two heroes...
Imagine to workship slanesh in look for affection or anything similar only to be regected by every single one of their weaked daemons... that must feel like shiieeet
when a slaanesh demonette says to get your claws of her Its very hypicrtcal cause the moment you turn around she's going to peg you into the ER Room Though consdering one says "only slaanesh" may Domanate Me" means that they're still open so long as your a bottom
"None but slaanesh may dominate me" So does that mean that uhhh, a *different* dynamic is still uh, on the ta... *gets slapped by giant crab claw* "Ow. But also, in some way, hot."
I love how they say all this dramatic stuff, and all you are asking them is to move like one meter outside of their movement range
Worst thing you can make an army do in any total war game.
The worst thing she can say is "no"...
i think this what will happen if Chris chan was in the warhammer universe
@@highbahamut6188Chris would either be Nurgle or Malice
@@TheStrawman-11 or straight up chaos undivided, a chaos undivided ogre faction based on chris lore would be perfect.
@@TheStrawman-11 Chris would be himself and realms of chaos are really only invading the known world to keep Chris out.
The moment a Daemon of Slaanesh sees you and goes 'ew', it's time to worship Grandfather Nurgle instead.
damn bruh u didn't have to put out my auto biography like that
True I will never leave a follower in the friendzone.
imagine having sex with a great unclean one(he has more than enough holes)
Worst they can say is no.
@@dominikdylewicz3581 "You will be turned into a servitor and face endless horrors for the endless time"
"don't touch me!"
"Oh so now you understand consent."
Usually, its a rapeariffic time XD
@@antcow1239 welp. guess they gonna reap what they show (pulls pants down and speaks the daemon's true name)
@@MGrey-qb5xz Well this is going to be a messy hentai
It's honestly kinda hypocritical of them
@@austinharvey7644that’s why they are demons “daemons”
I like the detail of the prince picking his words carefully for what would not cause pleasure as punishment, only to pick "displeasure".
Wow. Didn't know Slaaneshi demons had standards.
Were it not for double standards they'd have none
Slaaneshi standards come in packs of 2.
They all cover themselves up nicely too, nipples and genitals are still too extreme for Slaanesh it seems
This complicates things.
Their standards are way higher than the regular folk
"Basically the entire population of the world is out of your league."
"Alright, I guess I'll hit on literal sex demons then."
Literal sex demons:
Wonder if theirs lore were slannash friendzones someones becuase they were like nah I'm good
@@sethkrueger5472 Nurgle.
Tbh they generally say here that you're too normal for them, so I'd say it may be a good thing xD
Yo!
Ew
Oh...
"My delights are too much for you" made me think of the Potion Seller.
"My delights are too much for you, traveler! You should find a champion that sells weaker delights!"
:D I have to watch that again now
"But i need those delights for conquer in the name of slaanesh"
@@Soldadodelasombra "My delights would kill you, traveler. You can't handle my delights. You'd better go to a champion that sells weaker delights."
*"Slaanesh lord! Why won't you trust me with your strongest pleasures!?!?* I need them if I am to be successful in the battle!!"
Azazel throwing ass at the start
Bro is talkin about depravity while throwing it back aint no freakier
hes showing his depravity
you know its over when you cant even get a date with an incubus
Well then it's time for them to learn the feeling of non consensual assault then
How bad must one be for Slaaneshi followers to say “fuck off don’t touch me” lol
To be fair, they aren't eternally lustful they're just eternally chasing the high of extremity. That's why pretty much everyone who worships Slaanesh always eventually reaches the Drukhari level of depravity. Because things like kinky sex just CAN'T hit the highs they need it too anymore.
“I like Skibidi po-“
Getting kink shamed by Slaanesh lords................🥺
Tbh they generally say that you're too much of a normie for them, so I guess it's more of an anti-kink shaming
😠kink shaming is my kink Slaaneshi Daemon_
They are actually calling you vanilla
*Slaneesh closing the doors of their palace as they see you*
Honestly being told I’m not enough of a pervert to mess with a slaanesh daemon feels like a compliment.
well.... there is nurgle, he still loves you
And if he doesn't... There is the black and white outcast god
No, not even nugle loves you. Not even Malal would want your company in the void of retcons he has been banished in
Yet, you are not even the king of rejects and pariahs while I exist. You even fail at being a failure.
Man I wish Skarbrand was here…
I wish Sigvald was here.
Grandpa Nurgle: Hey bud, sucks to hear you got rejected by every slaaneshi demon. Here's a disease to cheer you up.
I'm glad consent is important in the world of Slaanesh
yes, because for mortals to willingly choose Slaanesh gives her much more power
The demon that seduces you: The worst the literal sex demon can say is no so just go for it!
The demons that you spend your eternity with:
0:50 boy, that sure brings back memories of kindergarten lol
Show on the doll where this man played with you
Come on the worst thing she can say is no
Her : 0:29
God the "male" ones are so fine
We must stay focused brothers we must stay focused
Nkari looks so bad though
0:53 got me feeling a certain way 😅
Sam: More, HURT ME MORE!!!!!
Raiden: what the fuck did I walk into?
Grandpa Nurgle says he will still accept you :3
This is why Morathi was able to seduce all those Norscans, because they weren’t getting it from anyone else.
That's a fancy way of them calling you vanilla.
i actually feel relieved
They talk a lot of smack for being just Slaanesh' fleshlights
Honestly they don't even make good Fleshlight... Like they are WAAAAYYY too spikey 😤
Thank you for continuing with the voice lines, there's still so many to be heard. 👍
Like indeed all the lines that play when you select an enemy character. I'm glad they added these in TWWIII, it could be weird sometimes to select your enemy Grom and have him say "Grom wouldn't fit!" ... since that only made sense when asking him to go somewhere accessible when playing his faction, as all negative enemy retorts where simply the "going to an unreachable location" lines.
But why the Cultist alone? 😅 Either she is not a lord and shouldn't be there, or you missed two heroes...
And that's why Papa Nurgle is the best!
My answer: so no head?
Imagine to workship slanesh in look for affection or anything similar only to be regected by every single one of their weaked daemons... that must feel like shiieeet
Unless blue balls is a turn on for you.
@@DavisJ-ln6fw hmmmm good point... but i spicifficly put "looking for affection"... but yeah
On yes. More! Thats good. Keep going! rejecting me!
when a slaanesh demonette says to get your claws of her Its very hypicrtcal
cause the moment you turn around she's going to peg you into the ER Room
Though consdering one says "only slaanesh" may Domanate Me" means that they're still open so long as your a bottom
this is hitt a bit to close to home
They literally just called you an incel virgin.
Incel is short for "involuntary celibate"
The word "virgin" is basically already in the definition of "incel"
@ technically yes, but its meaning has expanded or loosened to just mean someone perceived as uncool. I wanted to be more specific.
worst thing she can say is no
Anyone knows why Slaanesh units have crab claws?
They're crabby
Slaanesh probably has crabs
Because crabs are perfection ;)
Also, to grab you and never let go...
Probably BDSM reasons. Crab pincers and all that.
are not crabs the most desirable lifeform
I still think they're hot
They all got that lotion in the basket energy. Seem like a healthy sort
This video needs taco Bell booms
Other faction: “So we’re fighting the Gays?”
Don't touch my no no squares degenerate! - Slaannesh Lords
Hey even demons deserve consent and respect
Advise, turn off the effects sound effects before recording these.
When even the demons of slaneesh reject you
Welp. Turns out I do NOT have a rejection kink. Time for some ice cream.
"None but slaanesh may dominate me"
So does that mean that uhhh, a *different* dynamic is still uh, on the ta...
*gets slapped by giant crab claw*
"Ow. But also, in some way, hot."
Now we need a video of the Slaaneshi demons from 40k rejecting us.
What about Sigvald?
It’s just like high school all over again.
God i forgot how fucky slaanesh is😂 i can only imagine what they're saying when they 'approve' of me
They sure are aware of the rule 34 folks 😂
Aware? They are grand moderators!
Hmm i think its gonna be hard to sleep with them even after a couple of beers.
What is this game why are they in Windows xp???
Total War Warhammer 3
Well.. what a relief.
tbh getting rejected by a Slaaneshi worshipper is probably a good thing.
Слаанешь всех одаривает гинекомастей.
Hits too close to home.
do you know daily use of heavy flamethrowers and power nukes will keep Slaanesh away from you ?
"Come on man, its slaanesh, they never say no, and whats the worst thing they can say"
When you consider how to prove they all are that should be considered a complement to be rejected by them
What game is this?
Total War Warhammer 3
Blood for the Blood God boys.
Pov your fulgrim
I love the look of the keeper of secrets
Is there a version where they accept you?
well now can start crying (
Where Sigvald?
She’s got lobster claws for hands...
psh like they know about the mason jar plungers
No one made a, hookers and blackjack reference?
Bruh i feel like some of these are a compliment at least the ones azazel says
Damn freak card revoked
Sigvald was so much cooler
Well we must be doing something correct if the Daemons of Sleenesh are berating you
00:22 Keith David
"You singin' love songs in my lustful lounge?!"
They talk mad shit for being just sex toys for Slaanesh
Yo chief can you move to the right so you dont get lord croaked?
Phew...now I won't be going to horny jail. UwU
How does one even get rejected by Slaanesh? But 0:39 I would so hard.
smash, smash, smash, smash
Even them...
I was offended by that.
rap3 it is then
But...but, i'll just want hand holding stuff🥲
why they so freaky
i likes ya and i wants ya now we can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way...the choice is yours
But what are their pronouns?
"The worst they can say is no"
"The worst she can say is no"
Her: 0:29
Is that last one half a woman? It looks so cool.
Yeah many Slaanesh are hermaphrodites. It is an interesting design
It's a keeper of secrets, It probably has both male and female genitalia plus a few others no one has ever seen before lmao
They're supposed to be all degenerate but they're pretty monogamous.
So this is what Redditors look like?
Everyone thinking that Slanesh cultist just want fun sexy time: "We still have standars you know."
Put those GRIPPERS aWAY
:(
Ow
Oh, it's a Pride Parade.
Nope it's what Republicans get up to behind closed doors just ask Madison Cawthorn