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  • Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024

Комментарии • 12 тыс.

  • @ray-wq3oy
    @ray-wq3oy 3 года назад +4788

    "she just ate her child, i can respect that."
    *you'll be the best parent albert.*
    edit: ok he will be the best *_roblox_* parent

  • @moonlightforever
    @moonlightforever 3 года назад +2105

    Albert: I’m a junk bot with tiny toes
    Me: Junk bots have toes? 👁👄👁

    • @T.B4831
      @T.B4831 3 года назад +52

      he used tiny toe jutsu

    • @fei3630
      @fei3630 3 года назад +17

      woah! hi moonlight! you are one of my inspirations!

    • @kurtjazzsabino1519
      @kurtjazzsabino1519 3 года назад +9

      mickey with milky

    • @kurtjazzsabino1519
      @kurtjazzsabino1519 3 года назад +5

      mickey with milky

    • @yavi3735
      @yavi3735 3 года назад +5

      That sounded verryyyy inappropriate 😳✌🏼

  • @ji17O
    @ji17O 3 года назад +470

    We need junkbot merch that says “GIVE OIL”

    • @hx7ryshorts523
      @hx7ryshorts523 3 года назад +6

      Copy 😌

    • @osanakatie5591
      @osanakatie5591 3 года назад +9

      Think twice before you comment because you might accidentally copy fun facts

    • @osanakatie5591
      @osanakatie5591 3 года назад +2

      @@dianehudson3876 how many diane's are there

    • @vagabonder02
      @vagabonder02 3 года назад +3

      @@osanakatie5591 And too people might not wanna scroll down until they see the fun fact that they we're gonna say-

    • @zealous5638
      @zealous5638 3 года назад +10

      @@hx7ryshorts523 its just an idea, you can't copyright an idea

  • @ava-m9i
    @ava-m9i 3 года назад +190

    Should I make a Junkbot game? 1k likes I will.

  • @lxmber_wxtches5982
    @lxmber_wxtches5982 3 года назад +167

    “I am a homeless baby with tiny toes”
    *is a literal robot*

  • @imarandompersontbh
    @imarandompersontbh 3 года назад +593

    “This is why Micky mouse should BURN”
    Ad: buy the new Mickey Mouse set!
    Me:👁👄👁

  • @lesirluis
    @lesirluis 3 года назад +311

    Person: "speaks Spanish"
    Albert: portuguese

  • @blossomiz3707
    @blossomiz3707 3 года назад +213

    “Junkbot - cute - tiny toes-“
    Ah yes, A man of culture..

    • @bigclitenergy
      @bigclitenergy 3 года назад +2

      @Kodi Richardson boil me in vegetable oil please

    • @kamibeniuk1763
      @kamibeniuk1763 2 года назад

      I love your Avatar because it’s so cool

    • @yaboytyler5444
      @yaboytyler5444 2 года назад

      @@bigclitenergy owo

    • @yaboytyler5444
      @yaboytyler5444 2 года назад +1

      @@bigclitenergy boil me in that white oil c=
      It's called cu-

    • @panthor1980
      @panthor1980 2 года назад

      Ah yes a cultured man

  • @jibbipong3276
    @jibbipong3276 3 года назад +202

    Fun Fact:
    *Did you know bots get bullied here and get hate when they post a scam?*

  • @Sam-km7ou
    @Sam-km7ou 3 года назад +226

    "I Honestly appreciate that she consumed her child"
    -Albert 2020

    • @ericaroberts2061
      @ericaroberts2061 3 года назад +1

      Ate*

    • @Sam-km7ou
      @Sam-km7ou 3 года назад +4

      @@ericaroberts2061 he said consumed go check

    • @Tntlover
      @Tntlover 3 года назад +3

      @@ericaroberts2061 nope he said consume

    • @dianeyoung7032
      @dianeyoung7032 3 года назад

      Th℮ idea to 𝐎btain 1K R💲 i p𝐎sted it 🎪
      🙄
      🕶
      ഒരു ശ്രമം എപ്പോഴും മികച്ച ആശയം ആണ്

    • @777mayan
      @777mayan 3 года назад +1

      ah bots

  • @ash1ey472
    @ash1ey472 3 года назад +350

    hey Albert, you should make merch with junk bots on them that say "Give oil" or "Tiny Toes"

    • @hunter-go1xf
      @hunter-go1xf 3 года назад +11

      Yes 👊🏻

    • @soapmakers0
      @soapmakers0 3 года назад +5

      You serious?

    • @ash1ey472
      @ash1ey472 3 года назад +15

      @@soapmakers0 Dead serious lol

    • @ohnoitswooloo9291
      @ohnoitswooloo9291 3 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @soapmakers0
      @soapmakers0 3 года назад +3

      Ashleys Gaming Outlet Yeah i could wear something like that if it happens

  • @juliawoodburn7061
    @juliawoodburn7061 3 года назад +71

    Hello Flamingo, I love your content and when I'm stressed or sad about school I come to your videos. Keep up the good content!

  • @eliqcr
    @eliqcr 3 года назад +547

    honestly, Albert's "ads" for his merch are the only ones I can watch without thinking "cringe," because they actually include entertainment. all ads should be like those. yeah i know they're not even thought out but that's the best part tbh. happy junkbot week

  • @itsyellama3595
    @itsyellama3595 3 года назад +581

    “Even adopt me was inspired by a casino, a dirty dirty casino that steals your money”
    ANYWAY SO-
    yall i haven’t changed the comment and the replies still don’t make sense

  • @PANSHOWCASES
    @PANSHOWCASES 3 года назад +223

    “Adopt me was inspired by a casino”
    *Why was that actually so accurate.*

    • @MrBgreast
      @MrBgreast 3 года назад +4

      Copy

    • @Migweegin
      @Migweegin 3 года назад +2

      copy

    • @sohuao
      @sohuao 3 года назад +1

      P A N pain more like pan

    • @Atokosmo1
      @Atokosmo1 3 года назад +1

      why does this have more likes when this is copied

    • @billigreen9280
      @billigreen9280 3 года назад +1

      kinda true about that because trying to get a T-rex will just resort into like spinning a casino wheel

  • @tomato_souped
    @tomato_souped 3 года назад +49

    Idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have.
    Like so Albert can see
    Copy and paste this so Albert can see
    Credit: Domenico Florentio :)

  • @k4iro969
    @k4iro969 3 года назад +174

    Albert: "She's consuming the child."
    you deserve a 100% parent license Albert :)

    • @dripalien4529
      @dripalien4529 3 года назад

      He hates kids

    • @k4iro969
      @k4iro969 3 года назад

      @@dripalien4529 *spits intensifies*
      oh wow

    • @Atokosmo1
      @Atokosmo1 3 года назад +2

      @@michaelwatson9428 sorry i dont speak noodles

    • @LorenseNovem
      @LorenseNovem 3 года назад +1

      @@michaelwatson9428 sorry I don't speak dumb

    • @WealthyCIips
      @WealthyCIips 3 года назад

      It's my dream to get 100 subs pls make it happen
      Sorry but I just cant find another way to get subs

  • @ch.l.oe_222
    @ch.l.oe_222 3 года назад +170

    How many babies does she have??
    Me: *flashbacks* “Mama can you adopt my brothers and sister too?”
    Edit: Wow I came back after two months and I have 100 likes I am
    *✨ F a m o u s✨*

  • @maskupgeneral
    @maskupgeneral 3 года назад +95

    Nobody :
    Not a single soul:
    Emily:dId hE sHoW hIs InJuRiEs To HiS fAnS*reports*

    • @yaboiandrew8206
      @yaboiandrew8206 3 года назад +1

      ok

    • @kai.82
      @kai.82 3 года назад +1

      @@hadepic4198 its a bot

    • @hadepic4198
      @hadepic4198 3 года назад +1

      @B04 Cawaling, Neil Isidore ik just joking

    • @pyroboi7003
      @pyroboi7003 3 года назад +2

      Who is emily

    • @dianeyoung7032
      @dianeyoung7032 3 года назад

      i hav℮ upload℮d a m℮th𝐎d describing t𝐎 get 1K R$ 🎃
      🎈
      🎪
      Így egy próbát mindig a legjobb ötlet

  • @hudsonpaterson9027
    @hudsonpaterson9027 3 года назад +231

    "This is why mickey mouse should burn"
    -Flamingo

  • @cadencesheart8733
    @cadencesheart8733 3 года назад +88

    Nobody:
    Everybody in the games i join in:
    *_N E E D O I L_*

    • @1m_b0red
      @1m_b0red 3 года назад +2

      OIL

    • @idk-em2yq
      @idk-em2yq 3 года назад +2

      Mother i must consume the oil i want to be suvivsed i havnt eaten for 20 days please i need help
      Hell emotion less people

    • @marcuss_lps4667
      @marcuss_lps4667 3 года назад +1

      True OIL

    • @themalcahtwinz4743
      @themalcahtwinz4743 3 года назад +2

      Where's the joke?

    • @crimes2004
      @crimes2004 3 года назад +1

      *_O I L_*

  • @fuzybear7799
    @fuzybear7799 3 года назад +195

    “This is why Mickey should burn”- Albert
    Disney is shaking

  • @fleengusjaleembus2075
    @fleengusjaleembus2075 3 года назад +51

    "Need oil" or "Give oil" is just a new sentence for "get noob"

    • @seanforsyth4898
      @seanforsyth4898 3 года назад

      if you l𝐎v℮ r𝐎blox and wants to get R💲 simply check id℮a i upload℮d 😊
      😏
      🎈
      Nadając jej spróbować zawsze jest najlepszym pomysłem

    • @sohuao
      @sohuao 3 года назад +1

      Sean Forsyth robux omg i got robux 😲 😲

    • @Atokosmo1
      @Atokosmo1 3 года назад +1

      @@seanforsyth4898 omg my favorite part is to get my account back

  • @ugly1163
    @ugly1163 3 года назад +54

    "SHES CONSUMING THE CHILD! SHES CONSUMING THE CHILD!" 2 seconds later "SHE JUST ATE HER CHILD, AND I RESPECT THAT."

  • @ratking-0-231
    @ratking-0-231 3 года назад +63

    Idea: lock everyone in the same house and give one a sword then forse then to kill echother (game is life in paradise)

    • @seanforsyth4898
      @seanforsyth4898 3 года назад

      Us℮ my upload℮d vide𝐎 to ℮arn R$ 🎃
      💋
      😏
      ematen saiatu da beti onena ideia

    • @muyawiechan6266
      @muyawiechan6266 3 года назад +2

      @@seanforsyth4898 no

    • @99xZee
      @99xZee 3 года назад +2

      G I V E O I L

  • @saikikusuo1208
    @saikikusuo1208 3 года назад +140

    Idea for paradise life: put a teleported on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see.
    Copy and paste so our lord can see
    Credits: Domenico Florentio

    • @moritro
      @moritro 3 года назад +3

      Idea for paradise life: put a teleport on a bed so when people tries to sleep the get
      Taken to a dream are with unicorns and it slowly turns into a living nightmare
      Copy and paste this so our king can see
      Credit to: Domenico Florentio

    • @missynewman4185
      @missynewman4185 3 года назад

      U think im slow i saw this on his old video

    • @JMERCULES
      @JMERCULES 3 года назад +3

      @tnt alfie did you see the credits

    • @lisalein2891
      @lisalein2891 3 года назад

      He said he wont do it

    • @bloxburgbuilder1557
      @bloxburgbuilder1557 3 года назад +1

      Michael Watson
      Hi

  • @seanmatthewacuna7567
    @seanmatthewacuna7567 3 года назад +116

    Idea for a video:
    Maybe making a Show in life paradise and having a wheel full of great and not so great prizes that the player gets.

    • @iivfrostyfox
      @iivfrostyfox 3 года назад +1

      @@user-sc8uu9kf3o Why-

    • @bnprasant
      @bnprasant 3 года назад +5

      We don’t need the great prizes, make it a trick and they actually get worse prizes

    • @connormartin8447
      @connormartin8447 3 года назад +1

      To ℮arn 16K R$ i hav℮ upl𝐎aded a trick ☑
      🤗
      😁
      Akukho sizathu sizame kuyo

    • @ayadiegenshinaddict9757
      @ayadiegenshinaddict9757 3 года назад

      That isn’t a flamingo style idea. They should be disturbing things.

    • @Atokosmo1
      @Atokosmo1 3 года назад

      @@connormartin8447 stfu scam

  • @richardefker6459
    @richardefker6459 3 года назад +19

    Flamingo: put me out of my misery
    Man: they made you for a reason

  • @jessgarcia5510
    @jessgarcia5510 3 года назад +45

    Albert: "Adopt me was inspired by a casino...a dirty dirty casino that takes your money"
    *Facts*

    • @jessgarcia5510
      @jessgarcia5510 3 года назад +2

      0:38

    • @ron9365
      @ron9365 3 года назад +1

      gormglola

    • @J4s._.b33
      @J4s._.b33 3 года назад +2

      FACTS THO😂

    • @aaaz-wt2qf
      @aaaz-wt2qf 3 года назад +2

      I just saw my sister spend another 500 robux on that ://///

  • @krrishjain7499
    @krrishjain7499 3 года назад +138

    Everyone: Disney’s good
    Flamingo: Mickey shall burn

  • @szalegophotos6282
    @szalegophotos6282 3 года назад +26

    Is anybody going to talk about all the cuts and injuries that are on his arms?! so far he has blood on his arms and hands, and he had a cast too. I hope your ok Albert :c

    • @yourdadlol5894
      @yourdadlol5894 3 года назад +3

      He fall from a ramp in bike

    • @flintNsteel101
      @flintNsteel101 3 года назад

      He scraped his arms when he fell off his bike while trying to jump a ramp

    • @teaBunii
      @teaBunii 3 года назад +1

      @@flintNsteel101 I don’t think it was bc of that he wasn’t outside he also said why he has cuts or whatever in another recent video but I wasn’t bc of a bike. I think what happened is that he fell over and put pressure on his hands I’m not so sure cuz I don’t remember but Albert said why.

    • @jpitt300
      @jpitt300 3 года назад

      @@yourdadlol5894 I feel bad for him now.
      I'm a fan but I thought he would be fine but no-

    • @flintNsteel101
      @flintNsteel101 3 года назад +1

      @@teaBunii yeah it was that, but he fell off his bike and caught himself with his hands

  • @MrJomharp
    @MrJomharp 3 года назад +25

    *Make another game. Everything about junkbots*

    • @dogtune0117
      @dogtune0117 3 года назад +2

      what video did the junkbot thing start

    • @oceans11dee
      @oceans11dee 3 года назад +1

      @@dogtune0117 I think junkbot raid

  • @smiley.5026
    @smiley.5026 3 года назад +61

    “This is why Mickey Mouse would BURN.”
    Rats united:
    Ahem, 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁.
    Edit: I know he’s a mouse- I just love the idea-

    • @minty0411
      @minty0411 3 года назад

      LOL

    • @Captain_ZER0
      @Captain_ZER0 3 года назад

      Heyyyy Daddy, ;)

    • @aguywithafish
      @aguywithafish 3 года назад

      @@Captain_ZER0 disguting
      ( ik hes/shes a bot i think... ._. )

    • @harpseal513
      @harpseal513 3 года назад

      @@Captain_ZER0 simp

    • @amplified1912
      @amplified1912 3 года назад +1

      Mickey Mouse is a mouse not a rat

  • @cer1701
    @cer1701 3 года назад +63

    Albert: Junkbot-cute-tiny toes
    also Albert: iM sOrRy JuNkBoTs DoNt HaVe ToEs ThEy HaVe WhEeLs

  • @Paytonxx0330
    @Paytonxx0330 3 года назад +52

    “She just eat her child, and I honestly appreciate that.” 👌😀👌

  • @bidjonibakulawdaytoy1111
    @bidjonibakulawdaytoy1111 3 года назад +9

    Thumbnail: Why did mom throw me out just to take out the garbage?

  • @DespisingYou
    @DespisingYou 3 года назад +59

    " - metal noises - I'm going to go short circuit now, goodbye."
    "Okay, you can go. Bye!"
    . . .
    "I literally died in front of ur eyes-"

    • @arbb7751
      @arbb7751 3 года назад

      @@user-sc8uu9kf3o gives oil

    • @bsn4539
      @bsn4539 3 года назад

      @@user-sc8uu9kf3o *Give A brain*

    • @defaultboi8800
      @defaultboi8800 3 года назад

      @@user-sc8uu9kf3o shut up🤡

  • @Jump8c2
    @Jump8c2 3 года назад +78

    "Thats why Mickey should burn."
    Me: "Ahem, mokey's show."

  • @sluggishsloth3797
    @sluggishsloth3797 3 года назад +46

    "abc if you have a griffe." "who has a griffe."

    • @kenadie4361
      @kenadie4361 3 года назад +6

      abc I have griffe

    • @kenadie4361
      @kenadie4361 3 года назад +3

      lol

    • @kmpgtk
      @kmpgtk 3 года назад +5

      abc i also have griffe. ofer plis

    • @ImaPizzaK
      @ImaPizzaK 3 года назад +6

      trust trade griffe

    • @luvcatss69
      @luvcatss69 3 года назад +7

      ABC I don't have a griffe but I'll give you my life insurance and my bank card and my house and my stinky feet

  • @dennisgurnsey5772
    @dennisgurnsey5772 3 года назад +1

    I loved it when he said "SHES CONSUMING THE CHILD SHES CONSUMING THE CHILD!"

  • @Flamingo_Vlogs
    @Flamingo_Vlogs 3 года назад +30

    Nobody:
    Flamingo: *gets thrown out of window as a baby in thumbnail*

  • @JJ12-12
    @JJ12-12 3 года назад +29

    people in Life in paradise are still saying I quote “GIVE US OIL” “WE DEMAND OIL” its the BEST thing ever!!!

    • @Azittel08
      @Azittel08 3 года назад +1

      It’s not just life in paradise it’s every where!! It’s like heaven 🥰🥰

    • @christinahansen4068
      @christinahansen4068 3 года назад +2

      OIL GIVE OIL

    • @gamingok1435
      @gamingok1435 3 года назад +2

      Life in paradise more like paradise

    • @adadidah
      @adadidah 3 года назад

      give oil

    • @okiedoki3677
      @okiedoki3677 3 года назад

      I just joined a life in paradise game a bit ago and spun in a circle with the selfie stick

  • @pulsar1864
    @pulsar1864 3 года назад +30

    "Even adopt me is inspired by a casino... A dirt dirty casino."
    Me: Doesn't the house always win?

    • @Captain_ZER0
      @Captain_ZER0 3 года назад

      Heyyyyy Daddy, ;)

    • @susanldavis5025
      @susanldavis5025 3 года назад +1

      @@Captain_ZER0 your account joined 4 years ago that's a little concerning

    • @se_ndy
      @se_ndy 3 года назад

      @@susanldavis5025 yeah, kinda dumb he's not using an alt to spam comments

    • @lisagamingrobloxstruewifea9444
      @lisagamingrobloxstruewifea9444 3 года назад

      @@Captain_ZER0 ew

    • @ml5978
      @ml5978 3 года назад

      @@Captain_ZER0 hey daddy..

  • @kurtis2709
    @kurtis2709 3 года назад +8

    my plan of starting a family via adoption summed up by albert: 1:17

  • @moaharbor
    @moaharbor 3 года назад +20

    No one:
    Not even Flamingo:
    Everyone: *spamming the same comment intensifies*

  • @cottoncandyrobloxians6125
    @cottoncandyrobloxians6125 3 года назад +41

    No one:
    Not even Flamingo:
    Bots: using this format to scam people

    • @RoJupey
      @RoJupey 3 года назад +1

      @@MarcusStuff_ same

    • @Drigyyy
      @Drigyyy 3 года назад +1

      @@MarcusStuff_ same lol

    • @belly3104
      @belly3104 3 года назад +2

      U are really the smart one qwq

    • @awoodenplank
      @awoodenplank 3 года назад

      Oof

    • @Bonixty
      @Bonixty 3 года назад

      Not gonna lie you got me on the first half

  • @Hailey-tx1sw
    @Hailey-tx1sw 3 года назад +69

    Idea: So basically you should set up a court room with a innocent person and her/his friends and then you should be the judge, start blaming the innocent person for a murder or whatever crime you like,
    then luckily if the friends are noobs, they will actually believe it.
    Just keep on doing that with people and hopefully they all fall for it
    then they probably won’t be friends LOL
    and so when the innocent person gets guilty, they will have a ugly face that everyone will see and it won’t come off
    🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩
    Edit: Thanks for one like!

  • @faerietailss
    @faerietailss 3 года назад +5

    the merch with the PINK fits my aesthetic PERFECTLY thank u

  • @glitched1747
    @glitched1747 3 года назад +53

    No one:
    Flamingo: “Junkbot - cute - tiny toes
    Also flamingo: NEED OIL

  • @juliapanuccio4889
    @juliapanuccio4889 3 года назад +11

    “She’s consuming her child! “ :)

  • @WesternOhioInterurbanHistory
    @WesternOhioInterurbanHistory 3 года назад +67

    Everyone:
    Including Flamingo:
    No one: "scam code"

  • @user-um2mm9mf4n
    @user-um2mm9mf4n 3 года назад +1

    Hi I’m such a big fan Albert btw got you merch 😊 :)

  • @bigendered
    @bigendered 3 года назад +26

    No one:
    Not even Flamingo:
    Bots: google peepeepoopoo for robux

  • @insertrandommeme8839
    @insertrandommeme8839 3 года назад +89

    POV: you’re checking the game to see how many people are playing it now since albert has played it.

  • @casual__thing4291
    @casual__thing4291 3 года назад +27

    To be honest I think people who try to be “cute UwU” would try to buy Albers strawberry cow thing and not see what it says-

    • @thatturtle9964
      @thatturtle9964 3 года назад

      Edith Pedraza 😂😂😂

    • @crimes2004
      @crimes2004 3 года назад

      Lol I couldn’t see what it said what did it say xDDD

    • @certifiedw__a-a--tcher
      @certifiedw__a-a--tcher 3 года назад

      this is the first comment that isnt about *googlethis: coderobux* and i am happy about that

  • @rayeh420
    @rayeh420 3 года назад +5

    2:57 Why noone notice Flamingo arm 😱😰😭

    • @Who_is_this_again
      @Who_is_this_again 3 года назад +1

      Dude we already did it was on another vid dummy

  • @rottingfrog2109
    @rottingfrog2109 3 года назад +25

    Oh me gosh im getting so sick of these stupid bots. Not junk bots though, Junk bots are good.

    • @g0thicut1e68
      @g0thicut1e68 3 года назад +3

      They sure are better then those stupid tiktok girls with drink t-shirts and rthro heads and woman faces that insult people for fun. By saying something toxic like ‘DIE’ or ‘MISTAKE’. Instead they dress up like junk bots saying ‘GIVE OIL’. And its not offensive at all tbh

    • @yameen.
      @yameen. 3 года назад

      @@g0thicut1e68 and they sure are better than the cringey, toxic gacha players

    • @tiggerisdumb
      @tiggerisdumb 3 года назад

      @@yameen. yes

    • @Silly.Little.Guy.Activities
      @Silly.Little.Guy.Activities 3 года назад +1

      they got us in the first half, not gonna lie

    • @g0thicut1e68
      @g0thicut1e68 3 года назад +1

      @@yameen. aim not toxic i dont even have content

  • @drakothedragon
    @drakothedragon 3 года назад +60

    No one:
    Albert: *making freaking lore for his Junkbot raids*

  • @blackdemonyes7043
    @blackdemonyes7043 3 года назад +40

    No one:
    Not even flamingo:
    you thought it was a scam code, but it was me, dio!

  • @stevenpearce3524
    @stevenpearce3524 3 года назад +2

    idea: make a junkbot obby and people who arent a junkbot win death

  • @chuunib
    @chuunib 3 года назад +6

    Actual comments dissapearing when the other comments are literally just people spamming “ *google this (not sending the actual fake link* ” (but with a cool font)

  • @Ara-gq7sb
    @Ara-gq7sb 3 года назад +19

    JUNKBOT WEEK IDEA:
    making a "adopt and raise"-ish game but junkbot. They live in a junkyard city and their everyday items are made of junk. I'm adding some lore, if anyone cared, but I'm really excited to finish.

    • @freedom3798
      @freedom3798 3 года назад +2

      Did you ever finish the game? If so what’s its name

    • @oceans11dee
      @oceans11dee 3 года назад

      Is there a game?

  • @ItsVitortex
    @ItsVitortex 3 года назад +5

    that woman : will follow me
    (gets kidnaped)
    that guy : dead
    (gets banned from the house and can't come back)
    flamingo : well i guess i was not enough to be kidnaped.

  • @lilyschurlknight890
    @lilyschurlknight890 3 года назад +1

    Albert:New game concept! You are the pet and some one takes care of you.
    Me: New game, adopt and raise a child

  • @moritro
    @moritro 3 года назад +134

    Idea for paradise life: put a teleport on a bed so when people tries to sleep the get
    Taken to a dream are with unicorns and it slowly turns into a living nightmare
    Copy and paste this so our king can see
    Credit to: Domenico Florentio

    • @auraararra
      @auraararra 3 года назад +9

      Sorry to burst your bubble but he won’t do this idea because he said he wouldn’t on Twitter

    • @loganm4753
      @loganm4753 3 года назад +1

      I have seen this like forever

    • @auraararra
      @auraararra 3 года назад

      @UCHa-g6YAgsvi2urpHPJc_CQ um what

    • @loganm4753
      @loganm4753 3 года назад +3

      @@auraararra you need to stop ruining people dreams and creativity and you are like 6 anyway so idk why you have Twitter

    • @loganm4753
      @loganm4753 3 года назад +1

      @@auraararra bro how you reply so fast

  • @fltyRBLX
    @fltyRBLX 3 года назад +80

    Disney: let's make better games
    *shut downs all games owned by Disney*
    Alberto: BURN MICKEY

  • @yesme3043
    @yesme3043 3 года назад +24

    flamingo: oh hello
    person: *consumes child*
    also flamingo: i respect

    • @abiqrll
      @abiqrll 3 года назад

      @@user-sc8uu9kf3o ok

    • @that_mikefr
      @that_mikefr 3 года назад

      @@abiqrll it’s a bot

  • @BlueBlaze_Offical
    @BlueBlaze_Offical 3 года назад +1

    Albert: Mickey Mouse should burn!
    Ad: buy the Mickey Mouse set.
    2nd ad: buy Mickey Mouse in a car!

  • @JustNuggie
    @JustNuggie 3 года назад +43

    **metal noises**
    "Oh you're metal? You can go now. Byeee!"
    *dude I just died in front of you and you don't even care*

    • @dianeyoung7032
      @dianeyoung7032 3 года назад

      i made a trick t𝐎 d℮scrib℮ th℮ meth𝐎d for large R$ 😐
      👑

      Gi det et forsøk er alltid best idé

    • @Atokosmo1
      @Atokosmo1 3 года назад

      @@dianeyoung7032 nice burger king hat

  • @meplayssims4266
    @meplayssims4266 3 года назад +26

    Did anyone else appreciate the Angry Birds sound effect when Albert threw that fake bird? To whoever the editor was, thank you.

  • @fumbly_figs2301
    @fumbly_figs2301 3 года назад +29

    I have been going through a lot recently and I just wanted to tell you how much you have made me laugh and make me feel better.
    Thank you Albert. ♥️

    • @sophiasingh180
      @sophiasingh180 2 года назад +1

      Respect

    • @Suzzers
      @Suzzers Год назад

      I know this is two years later, but I hope you are doing awesome two years later.

  • @blueie_rblx3928
    @blueie_rblx3928 3 года назад +1

    i saw a roblox add that had a junkbot in it when i was going to watch ur vid GIVE OIL OR GET BOILED

  • @celestinocampos4276
    @celestinocampos4276 3 года назад +25

    Albert: that woman is eating her baby
    Me: that’s just natural selection

    • @jjsta.romana8820
      @jjsta.romana8820 3 года назад

      OMEGA LOL

    • @juliandyer6048
      @juliandyer6048 3 года назад

      I have posted a id℮a explaining ways t𝐎 earn 29K R$ 🤔
      😛
      💎
      ਇਹ ਬਹੁਤ ਵਧੀਆ ਹੱਲ ਹੈ, ਜੋ ਕਿ ਅੱਜ ਕੰਮ ਕਰ ਰਿਹਾ ਹੈ

    • @yuangarcia5083
      @yuangarcia5083 3 года назад +2

      @@juliandyer6048 thanks alien creature

    • @vagabonder02
      @vagabonder02 3 года назад

      Ah yes

  • @browniesarelife8516
    @browniesarelife8516 3 года назад +23

    *This is why Mickey Mouse should burn*
    Me: *Bendy did that job*

  • @catloverr1213
    @catloverr1213 3 года назад +57

    “She just ate her child, I- I can really appreciate that.”
    -Albert 2020

    • @emytizz6076
      @emytizz6076 3 года назад

      Ï ÂM ĶÊVÏÑ BB 70 tf im

    • @redcharmiing
      @redcharmiing 3 года назад

      @@user-sc8uu9kf3o why do you want hate comments stop begging for them

    • @blakejones9402
      @blakejones9402 3 года назад

      @@redcharmiing p

    • @1174.1
      @1174.1 3 года назад

      someone already said

  • @alejandromonteroborbon5696
    @alejandromonteroborbon5696 2 года назад +1

    Lol Albert just spoke Portuguese in a Spanish-speaking server
    (I love your videos btw no hate)

  • @crejkevrfkj7105
    @crejkevrfkj7105 3 года назад +36

    Nobody:
    Albert: “SHE CONSUMED HER CHILD SHE JUST ATE HER CHILD”

    • @JamesYang-vd3xq
      @JamesYang-vd3xq 3 года назад +2

      @@user-sc8uu9kf3o chill my dude

    • @ron9365
      @ron9365 3 года назад

      bplrlpbo

    • @unsized
      @unsized 3 года назад

      mr beast commented on my video lol

  • @carbonatedhellsludge
    @carbonatedhellsludge 3 года назад +108

    No one:
    Not even flamingo:
    Smart people: reports these stinky bots spamming "gOoGlE tHiS"

  • @missmia6224
    @missmia6224 3 года назад +63

    Idea for paradise life: put a teleported on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see.
    Copy and paste so our lord can see

    • @farrahwilliams3064
      @farrahwilliams3064 3 года назад +2

      I keep seeing this

    • @zedl0l
      @zedl0l 3 года назад +2

      You didn’t make this idea

    • @playedagus
      @playedagus 3 года назад +2

      @Imaginere Albert said he wouldn't do it tho

    • @user-rmftwz-yrjsoq
      @user-rmftwz-yrjsoq 3 года назад

      @@playedagus *welp. I’m going to grillbys. ....see ya.

    • @luvcatss69
      @luvcatss69 3 года назад +1

      Ma'am this is wendys

  • @Kahekililewis
    @Kahekililewis 3 года назад

    Paradise life idea: put a teleporter on a bed so when somebody is role playing and they go to sleep, they get sent to a dream world with clouds and rainbows and stuff, and slowly make it theyre worst nightmare.
    copy and paste this so albert / flamingo can see

  • @Soft_Hound
    @Soft_Hound 3 года назад +18

    Nobody:
    Not even Adopt Me players:
    Albert talking about Adopt Me:
    Now that’s a casino if I’ve ever seen one-

  • @s03ez26
    @s03ez26 3 года назад +20

    "The title"
    The title: *why are here , just to suffer?*
    Edit: "she just ate her child, I can respect that"
    *1 day Albert, just 1 day you will be the greatest parent ever*

    • @seanforsyth4898
      @seanforsyth4898 3 года назад

      want t𝐎 𝐎btain 24K R💲 try my m℮thod 🤔
      😙
      🎀
      Babu wani dalili don ba kokarin da shi

    • @user-ej5zq4nj3w
      @user-ej5zq4nj3w 3 года назад +1

      He. Will. Not. Become. A. Parent. Ever. He. Said. That. In. A. Previous. Video.

  • @jasmine8031
    @jasmine8031 3 года назад +31

    "trust trade"
    my sister: HES A SCAMMER STOP WATCHING HIM
    me: for real tho?

    • @RealRosieLol
      @RealRosieLol 3 года назад +4

      A bit unrelated but my brother literally hates him and tells me to stop watching him just because he screams a lot. I do get why he doesn’t like it because his screams are loud, but that isn’t a reason for me to stop watching him, he also doesn’t scream as much as before. My brother doesn’t even acknowledge the fact that Albert is actually a nice person off-camera and I hate that.

    • @cultofthehatkids3801
      @cultofthehatkids3801 3 года назад

      @@RealRosieLol Kyoko

  • @Kahekililewis
    @Kahekililewis 3 года назад

    Paradise life idea: put a teleporter on a bed so when somebody is role playing and they go to sleep, they get sent to a dream world with clouds and rainbows and stuff, and slowly make it theyre worst nightmare.
    copy and paste this so albert / flamingo can see

  • @gunskil
    @gunskil 3 года назад +19

    “Adopt me was inspired by a dirty dirty casino”
    I-

  • @Thepersonatyourdoor
    @Thepersonatyourdoor 3 года назад +11

    Albert: new adopt me game
    Everyone: plays the new adopt me game
    Me: time to end adopt me whole career

  • @justzbacons1370
    @justzbacons1370 3 года назад +106

    Out of all these comments you found mine
    “Here’s a cookie” 🍪

    • @dhdhdbgsb215
      @dhdhdbgsb215 3 года назад +3

      “WHO ELSE HAS BEEN A FAN BEFORE DECEMBER??
      (ɪ’ᴍ ɢɪғᴛɪɴɢ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ sᴜʙs ᴡ/ɴᴏᴛɪs💈

    • @therealfunni4272
      @therealfunni4272 3 года назад +1

      @@dhdhdbgsb215 Stfu

    • @JustFrutty
      @JustFrutty 3 года назад

      no

    • @ninjapikachu2538
      @ninjapikachu2538 3 года назад +1

      E

    • @Sock5869
      @Sock5869 3 года назад

      Thanks

  • @Kahekililewis
    @Kahekililewis 3 года назад

    Paradise life idea: put a teleporter on a bed so when somebody is role playing and they go to sleep, they get sent to a dream world with clouds and rainbows and stuff, and slowly make it theyre worst nightmare.
    copy and paste this so albert / flamingo can see

  • @cxbaltnight
    @cxbaltnight 3 года назад +11

    -No one : - Not even Flamingo : - Random comments : “Do not lie fellas, who has been a real fan even before 2020?”
    𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐠𝐈𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐮𝐲𝐬: how to report bot comments

    • @apexhxund
      @apexhxund 3 года назад +2

      I mean I have-

    • @apexhxund
      @apexhxund 3 года назад +2

      And t h a n k

    • @winterwolf930
      @winterwolf930 3 года назад +1

      are you a bot?

    • @chanacohen
      @chanacohen 3 года назад +1

      @@winterwolf930 I’m pretty sure Jessica is a bot-BUT NOT 100% SURE-

    • @winterwolf930
      @winterwolf930 3 года назад +1

      @@chanacohen ok

  • @dreamofficial5538
    @dreamofficial5538 3 года назад +18

    “imagine someone could just take out your batteries”
    It’s called stabbing someone’s heart.

  • @ez4664
    @ez4664 3 года назад +25

    I like how he thinks Spanish is Portuguese.

  • @lightingandthunder4794
    @lightingandthunder4794 3 года назад +1

    I'm so sad that the games shut down it was one of my favorites 😭

  • @kpawzzz
    @kpawzzz 3 года назад +14

    3:18 That is Spanish not Portuguese also this how to say "kill me" in Spanish is : "Mátame"
    (Second edit)
    Sorry I was kinda speed typing during writing this comment (idk why)

    • @emy2039
      @emy2039 3 года назад +6

      I speak spanish and i was like
      *Bruh*

    • @totallynotrengoku4012
      @totallynotrengoku4012 3 года назад +5

      Heheh

    • @citlali2715
      @citlali2715 3 года назад +3

      Mátame* (i speak espanish) But yeah he always think espanish is portugués (●__●)

    • @Davifrancis60
      @Davifrancis60 3 года назад +2

      @@citlali2715 its really hard to dont say to him specially because im brazilian ;-

    • @kpawzzz
      @kpawzzz 3 года назад +1

      Wait how did I get 12 likes in my other channel I have more then 12
      Also here it is if you wanna sub : ItzJuliana Maldonado

  • @riyah6720
    @riyah6720 3 года назад +5

    Out of all these comments you found mine
    “Here’s a cookie” 🍪

  • @revwya
    @revwya 3 года назад +46

    Me trying to be first:
    Bots: *no*

    • @therealfunni4272
      @therealfunni4272 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @dhdhdbgsb215
      @dhdhdbgsb215 3 года назад +1

      “WHO ELSE HAS BEEN A FAN BEFORE DECEMBER??
      (ɪ’ᴍ ɢɪғᴛɪɴɢ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ sᴜʙs ᴡ/ɴᴏᴛɪs💈

    • @SimplyComi
      @SimplyComi 3 года назад

      Lol that’s me

    • @greggmayles2733
      @greggmayles2733 3 года назад

      It shows on my screen that I was first, but that might be a visual glitch

    • @sryld
      @sryld 3 года назад

      lol same

  • @its_badkt8775
    @its_badkt8775 2 года назад

    🎶Can Bob the builder can fix anything? Albert and me : no he can’t🎶

  • @brody198
    @brody198 3 года назад +10

    Video idea: light something on fire in “life in paradise” then slowly let it connect to other items/ places and see who will be the last to survive

    • @jchicken5305
      @jchicken5305 3 года назад +3

      YES we need more ADMIN videos! Like the ones where he scares them, or controls em and ruins relationships those ones were so clean!

    • @bruv3rrr
      @bruv3rrr 3 года назад +1

      I LOVE THAT IDEA

    • @Captain_ZER0
      @Captain_ZER0 3 года назад

      Heyyyyy Daddy, ;)

  • @YourRulerKingDedede
    @YourRulerKingDedede 3 года назад +11

    Albert: mama Milky
    Me: I haven’t heard that name in years

  • @user-ex2gn7rm2k
    @user-ex2gn7rm2k 3 года назад +22

    No one:
    Scam bots: GoOGle tHIs (insert scam link here)

    • @Kuuk99
      @Kuuk99 3 года назад

      Yes lol

    • @Goopr
      @Goopr 3 года назад

      Pee.tarts

  • @starloverrs
    @starloverrs 3 года назад +5

    No one:
    Not even flamingo:
    Bots: google this totally wont scam you (insert link)