[M4F] Spooning With Your Bully 🥄 [ASMR] [Roleplay]

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  • Опубликовано: 3 дек 2024

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  • @officialamwshorts5597
    @officialamwshorts5597 3 года назад +6048

    "You're my room mate?"
    no I'm your fairy god mother

  • @heyhowyadoing987
    @heyhowyadoing987 3 года назад +5748

    "how did the teachers fucked up this bad?"
    Teachers: Yes, it all coming together

    • @sodapop2885
      @sodapop2885 3 года назад +163

      There "diabolical" plan XD

    • @-neptunestar
      @-neptunestar 3 года назад +203

      they ship students i swear

    • @dumpsterratt
      @dumpsterratt 2 года назад +99

      They knew what they were doing they are placing bets on this for shore.

    • @soccerlife8912
      @soccerlife8912 2 года назад +27

      I just laughed so hard

    • @sammiej.5526
      @sammiej.5526 2 года назад +15

      @@sodapop2885 😆🤣

  • @lolie3826
    @lolie3826 3 года назад +12494

    him: you’re just a chick from my science class who probably hasn’t had any male attention
    me: you’re right, cause i always score with the ladies **lip bite**

  • @PhoenixFlight8D
    @PhoenixFlight8D 2 года назад +3687

    "Look dow- why do i hear a chicks voice?" Is the most underappreciated line in this video

  • @Dior_Dove
    @Dior_Dove 2 года назад +514

    Him: "Just because I'm doing this for you doesn't mean we're chill, or that I have a crush on you."
    *Proceeds to tell her that he practically loves her*

  • @hushbolman
    @hushbolman 3 года назад +6334

    "Nerd's got strength, duly noted." Bruh that got me weak 💀

  • @theroomba1094
    @theroomba1094 3 года назад +3253

    Him: STOP BEFORE YOU KNOCK THE DOOR DOWN!
    Me: GOOD BECAUSE I WAS ABOUT TO KICK THAT SHIT DOWN

  • @funnyferret6064
    @funnyferret6064 3 года назад +6598

    Oh my god they were roommates.
    AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED.
    The teacher knew what was up, let’s be real.

  • @YN-tu3ei
    @YN-tu3ei 2 года назад +845

    Him: "are you crying?"
    Me: yeah it's my nightly routine! You wanna join? No? Okay go back to laying and staring off into space-

    • @seasins660
      @seasins660 2 года назад +21

      :,) relatable

    • @YN-tu3ei
      @YN-tu3ei 2 года назад +17

      This was my exact thought at the time I being serious

    • @timothee3783
      @timothee3783 2 года назад +11

      Babe that’s sad 👁👄👁

    • @YN-tu3ei
      @YN-tu3ei 2 года назад +5

      @@timothee3783 why is it sad? I don't see a problem with it

    • @timothee3783
      @timothee3783 2 года назад +7

      @@YN-tu3ei 😭😭

  • @espressoolub
    @espressoolub 2 года назад +524

    him: fuck i cant sleep
    me: WELL HOW BOUT YOU GODDAM TRY SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR

    • @izzyiguess13
      @izzyiguess13 2 года назад +29

      IT WAS LITERALLY 15 SECONDS AFTER HE SAID GOODNIGHT OR SOMETHING LIKE COME ONE

  • @Dodloverforeva
    @Dodloverforeva 3 года назад +6288

    That knock was personal.

  • @rosejoy6984
    @rosejoy6984 3 года назад +4991

    "Your probably desperate for a peice of me"
    Nah I'm actually here for Cindy ✋😩

  • @macyveith3152
    @macyveith3152 3 года назад +5272

    him: *talks to himself for like 3 hours quietly*
    me: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP

    • @lordpufferfish6084
      @lordpufferfish6084 3 года назад +294

      I AM IN SHAMBLES FROM COMMENTS LIKE THESE, THESE ARE SO FUCKIN FUNNY

    • @stfuimsleeping9484
      @stfuimsleeping9484 3 года назад +69

      BYE- LMAOOO

    • @stfuimsleeping9484
      @stfuimsleeping9484 3 года назад +165

      NO BC WHEN HE TALKED ABT CINDY I WAS ABOUT TO THROW HANDS AND WHEN HE WAS LIKE: "I don't want cindy" I was like who the fuck is cindy again? 😭

    • @sodapop2885
      @sodapop2885 2 года назад +18

      Him:*still mumbling to him self*
      Me:shut the fuck up before I shove you off the dam bed.
      (MY original one sounded so fucked up ngl XD)

    • @sodapop2885
      @sodapop2885 2 года назад +13

      @@stfuimsleeping9484 I still want Veronica instead of cidny.

  • @sunset._..
    @sunset._.. 2 года назад +1751

    “I don’t want Cindy, I want this, I want you”
    MY HEART THAT LINE IS JUST BEAUTIFUL

    • @partyy1574
      @partyy1574 2 года назад +39

      My stomach got so many butterflies 🦋

    • @thatonedudewhoeatslawnmowe4906
      @thatonedudewhoeatslawnmowe4906 2 года назад +18

      🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋

    • @gremblygunk7933
      @gremblygunk7933 2 года назад +27

      If he don't want Cindy I do

    • @cocoatearz
      @cocoatearz 2 года назад +25

      I’ll take Cindy ✨✨

    • @kittykat_01
      @kittykat_01 2 года назад

      Lol Cindy got cheated on deadass by a nerd the bully like "Cindy? Dont know her" and cindy be like "UGH! 😩 You cheated on me with that nerd? No-deadass ill take her aswell 😌" lol who thinks Cindy is lesbian?

  • @sweetxmakayla
    @sweetxmakayla Год назад +182

    “Are you crying”
    “No my eyes are just watering really hard”

  • @cuddlybeans896
    @cuddlybeans896 3 года назад +2169

    Him: are you crying
    Me: just fricken laughing my ass off while reading the comments “sure I’m crying”

    • @spiritstar1493
      @spiritstar1493 3 года назад +39

      Yep definitely crying 😂😂😂

    • @Addy71309
      @Addy71309 2 года назад +14

      Definitely

    • @sodapop2885
      @sodapop2885 2 года назад +27

      I'm crying out of the lovely comments people left of CIDNY THAT MAKES AMAZING TORITILAS WITH VERONICA AND FERNADO XD

    • @kaydence6002
      @kaydence6002 2 года назад +6

      ME TOO THOUGH

    • @rynnyyy1683
      @rynnyyy1683 2 года назад +4

      FOR REAL

  • @Safiro2.o
    @Safiro2.o 3 года назад +2775

    Me: "Wow. You're such a bitch."
    Bully: "I am so glad to hear that. At least we can agree on something!"
    Me: *wheezing* 🤣

  • @alexviperpure6702
    @alexviperpure6702 3 года назад +2041

    Him: "you're sleeping on the floor"
    me: "no, I'll go sleep in the bathtub"

    • @mommy9568
      @mommy9568 3 года назад +35

      💀✋🏻

    • @asterania
      @asterania 2 года назад +38

      literally what i thought

    • @ainoolsson4004
      @ainoolsson4004 2 года назад +90

      No but seriously, the bathtub is really comfortable-

    • @Idk-dq7fp
      @Idk-dq7fp 2 года назад +41

      True The bathtub is my home I fallen asleep in there one too many times

    • @sodapop2885
      @sodapop2885 2 года назад +4

      I sleep like a bug under your bed my guy 🐸✌

  • @Dorooxtf
    @Dorooxtf 2 года назад +224

    Me: *fake crying*
    Him: *letting me go on the bed*
    Me: ah yes my plan worked

    • @kittykat_01
      @kittykat_01 2 года назад +13

      Lol i can begin to randomly start crying for no reason im laying down not watching anything sad i shed tears so he would think im crying 😂 ya nah bro dont worry bout me its just a random non important thing

    • @uhmmmmmmm-n9y
      @uhmmmmmmm-n9y 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@kittykat_01 HELP THATS SO REAL🙏

  • @ashe3934
    @ashe3934 2 года назад +564

    Me - **grows up with 4 older brothers and is the only girl** “You’re cute, you think you can hurt my feelings.”

    • @lillymoosen2417
      @lillymoosen2417 2 года назад +10

      Same

    • @imafish883
      @imafish883 2 года назад +11

      Damn same ✋😀

    • @TheWampaWrangler
      @TheWampaWrangler 2 года назад +4

      damn bro could never be me ✋🏻 I'm an older sister to a sister 10 yrs younger then me T^T

    • @6b_concepcion_celena591
      @6b_concepcion_celena591 2 года назад +4

      Me having a mean, selfish and sadistic older brother and a cruel, unforgiving aunt: how sweet-

    • @Eden_Thefox
      @Eden_Thefox 2 года назад +1

      I’m friends with a boy who stabs people with ANYTHING, giant scary dog that’s planning on getting a DNR, an evil accidental cult leader, and a recently transitioned with two crazy daughters
      They are ALL boys, this man is NOTHING

  • @wissamsweidan854
    @wissamsweidan854 3 года назад +1080

    Me: I'm gonna crawl in your bed at middle of the night
    Him: I am glad to hear you say that
    Me: *bursts out laughing*

    • @d1n0squr77
      @d1n0squr77 2 года назад +9

      LMAO

    • @Imkindadumb_7
      @Imkindadumb_7 2 года назад +10

      I SWEAR TO THE MOON GODDESS 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Ash-qu3xm
      @Ash-qu3xm 2 года назад +5

      LMAO🤣🤣

    • @amx1821
      @amx1821 2 года назад +5

      😂😂

  • @hahastupid5331
    @hahastupid5331 3 года назад +3848

    Him: Damn nerds got strength
    Me who can even open a bag of skittles: so I'm strong now, noted ✨💀✋

    • @WhispurrAudio
      @WhispurrAudio  3 года назад +856

      okay where were you when I was having trouble opening my Skittles earlier 😭

    • @platypus4904
      @platypus4904 3 года назад +158

      SERIOUSLY I STRUGGLE SO MUCH IN THE MORNING ATTEMPTING TO OPEN MY APPLE JUICE I SWEAR THEY USE FLEX SEAL TO KEEP THOSE DAMN THIBGS SHUT. SAME WITH MH DRIED CRANBERRY PACKETS.

    • @IMRONALDMCDONALD
      @IMRONALDMCDONALD 3 года назад +35

      I-🥲
      #Relatable

    • @hahastupid5331
      @hahastupid5331 3 года назад +42

      @@WhispurrAudio Honestly probably out testing how "strong" I am.

    • @Kheluichollow
      @Kheluichollow 3 года назад +40

      Then there’s me struggling to open a ice cream lid: 💀
      Literally this is true cause it happened yesterday 😭😿

  • @mackenziemurphy799
    @mackenziemurphy799 3 года назад +425

    “Do you wanna get on the bed?” me: “i’ve been on the bed. i got on while you were wrestling around dramatically.”

  • @codycodfish9202
    @codycodfish9202 2 года назад +369

    If you didn't notice, the facial expressions change with what he's saying and THE ATTENTION TO DETAIL OMG I LOVE IT

    • @unknownlol3140
      @unknownlol3140 2 года назад +13

      OMG IVE ONLY JUST REALISED

    • @Akatsuki69387
      @Akatsuki69387 2 года назад +19

      Thank you for pointing this out cause I was so busy reading the hilarious comments I didn't even notice.

    • @XMAS_IS_LOVE
      @XMAS_IS_LOVE Год назад

      huh!?

  • @staruuufelixuu6896
    @staruuufelixuu6896 Год назад +76

    Him : Are you crying?
    Me : No someone is watering my eyes instead of the plants 😍💅✨

  • @stories4you232
    @stories4you232 3 года назад +2551

    Him: *him thinking I’m crying over not being on the bed*
    Me really crying because someone spoiled the demon slayer manga for me

    • @pineapplecuties1659
      @pineapplecuties1659 3 года назад +106

      Oh my god! I'm sorry that happened! It's truly a thing to cry about :'(

    • @THEBROWNBAEE
      @THEBROWNBAEE 3 года назад +86

      That person shall remain single for the rest of his life

    • @melinatheyoutuber5401
      @melinatheyoutuber5401 3 года назад +41

      I was about to start watching it but my friend spoiled the entire thing in Great detail so now im debating if its worth watching it 😐✌🏻

    • @stories4you232
      @stories4you232 3 года назад +22

      @@melinatheyoutuber5401 wow what a friend that is 🙄🥺I’m sorry that happened to you

    • @AetherZSaint
      @AetherZSaint 3 года назад +16

      Oh no are you okay!? Awh mam that sucks 🥺
      edit: i really just had to put that emoji...

  • @itsBeeBabes
    @itsBeeBabes 3 года назад +2712

    “Who probably hasn’t had male attention in her life.” OKAY that struck a nerve

    • @mounia4156
      @mounia4156 3 года назад +13

      time stamp?

    • @XILYNTH
      @XILYNTH 2 года назад +18

      This is irrelevant but I LOVE ur pfp. Who is she and where did u get it from?😃

    • @julz8618
      @julz8618 2 года назад +9

      @@mounia4156a little after 1:10

    • @sodapop2885
      @sodapop2885 2 года назад +13

      Ya cause I score with Veronica and Cindy they make some great tortillas U.U

    • @-Angel_eyes-
      @-Angel_eyes- 2 года назад +20

      I may not get male attention but female attention now that is a different story

  • @Holly_Sophia
    @Holly_Sophia 3 года назад +1032

    Him: I do NOT like you.
    Me: *denial*
    Him: Okay...maybe I like you a little.
    Me: KNEW IT.
    This man liked the listener so much that he could only keep it to himself for 12 minutes. Adorable. He probably knew he couldn't keep it in either, which is why he didn't want to share a room in the first place. The feels were too strong. Glad he recognizes that he needs to be better as a person though! And that he's not making excuses for the way he's treated the listener. I appreciate that.

  • @Musical_miku
    @Musical_miku Год назад +229

    “Your my room mate?”
    No I’m your dad that came home with the milk 🥛

  • @HA-bm2gv
    @HA-bm2gv 2 года назад +69

    THE WAY THE EXPRESSIONS ON HIM FACE KEEPS CHANGING IS SOO SATISFYING

    • @HA-bm2gv
      @HA-bm2gv 2 года назад +7

      AND THE SLOW CLOSING OF THE EYES WOW

  • @simplysambb
    @simplysambb 2 года назад +3540

    him : “i don’t want cindy…”
    me : “but i do” 👏🏻👏🏻
    great job!! love thisss 💗

    • @d1n0squr77
      @d1n0squr77 2 года назад +249

      cindy's probably hotter than the dude...😩

    • @oooo14874
      @oooo14874 2 года назад +32

      @@d1n0squr77 right

    • @w1ccaphobia
      @w1ccaphobia 2 года назад +92

      @@d1n0squr77 Cindy >>>>>>>>>>> bully dude

    • @Eatsyourart
      @Eatsyourart 2 года назад +58

      Why I think that Cindy is into girls too?
      And same lol

    • @artichumi
      @artichumi 2 года назад +11

      I'M DYING

  • @MistieHollow
    @MistieHollow 2 года назад +673

    Him: You probably haven't had any male attention
    Every creepy guy: Hey gurl, whatca you doing tonight, besides me
    Me: *screaming internally*

    • @noofy195
      @noofy195 2 года назад +43

      LMAO I'M SORRY BUT THE PICKUP LINE HAAMSSJSJDDHJSD HELP

    • @ej-ej49
      @ej-ej49 2 года назад +19

      @@noofy195 DEFFO USING THAT ON MY HOMIES TEEHEE

    • @emiliamccann5171
      @emiliamccann5171 2 года назад +13

      Literally i was at Starbucks one time just to get a drink and some 40 year old man asked me to have coffee with him. Im 15

    • @Imkindadumb_7
      @Imkindadumb_7 2 года назад +3

      LMFAOOO

    • @mysticreaper896
      @mysticreaper896 2 года назад +11

      I feel bad for the girls that go through this.

  • @doviddabrik1828
    @doviddabrik1828 3 года назад +2603

    i have literally never wanted to actually physically hurt someone more than i have this male character

  • @Louis-zu1ng
    @Louis-zu1ng Год назад +26

    Him: “Look down?-“
    Me at 6,2 now imagining I’ve slipped onto the floor: “yes?”

  • @paytonrose61
    @paytonrose61 3 года назад +844

    "I wanna punch myself in the face"
    Me: 😗 I can do that for you

    • @spiritstar1493
      @spiritstar1493 3 года назад +11

      😌

    • @giemogi
      @giemogi 3 года назад +29

      bro I was so angry the whole time

    • @sandrak6654
      @sandrak6654 3 года назад +2

      LMAO

    • @justarandomchannel8150
      @justarandomchannel8150 2 года назад +12

      @@giemogi MANNN SAME lmaooooo when he was apologizing my trust issues went "👁️👄👁️ well that's a fucking lie." WHKSKCHS

    • @mysticreaper896
      @mysticreaper896 2 года назад +2

      Bro I said “I can do that instead.” When he said that! 🤣🤣

  • @lexylexington
    @lexylexington 3 года назад +2357

    I didn’t realize the character was kissing and I was like why is he making bird noises 😂😂

    • @lizhimiona2630
      @lizhimiona2630 3 года назад +289

      Bruh I was like wtf the birds up already

    • @Alex_karlsen
      @Alex_karlsen 3 года назад +32

      Haha same

    • @itslihlelanga
      @itslihlelanga 3 года назад +160

      Well u successfully ruined this part for me 😭😭 im in tears rn 😂

    • @zodiacx2396
      @zodiacx2396 3 года назад +29

      69 likes bro-

    • @Slyvikyu7510
      @Slyvikyu7510 3 года назад +47

      Not to be rude to the creator of this but I was like Wth stop making bird noises it's kinda weird

  • @tofuux
    @tofuux 3 года назад +2428

    WHY IS THIS SO PAINFULLY UNDERRATED-

  • @catinspace887
    @catinspace887 2 года назад +85

    I love that his tone went straight low when he heard us crying lmao

  • @itgetsworse601
    @itgetsworse601 2 года назад +81

    Got my feelings hurt and got reassured at the same time, this guy has the range.

  • @karaa-pe2zk
    @karaa-pe2zk 3 года назад +668

    him: are you- are you crying?
    me, happily eating my food: bih what 💀

    • @emma-rt4gp
      @emma-rt4gp 2 года назад +24

      FRRR LMFAOOO I WAS WHEEZING LIKE BOY HUH

    • @khln_1676
      @khln_1676 2 года назад +12

      IM JUST LAYING DOWN LOOKING LIKE😀👍

    • @vybxy
      @vybxy 2 года назад +3

      tears of joy 😂

    • @ur_local_emoX
      @ur_local_emoX 2 года назад +4

      FR I WAS LIKE BOI IMMA JUST GO SLEEP IN THE BATHTUB INSTEAD TF 💀

    • @Quirkalicious_07
      @Quirkalicious_07 2 года назад +2

      And I’m just sitting here bbq sauce on my
      Chicken wings😃
      I love chicken wings and bbq sauce

  • @lea..444
    @lea..444 2 года назад +423

    him: are you crying ?
    me: YES CUZ YOUR MY ROOMMATE

  • @yellow_snowman1247
    @yellow_snowman1247 3 года назад +1413

    The face expressions make the video so much better

    • @demiaisasian8016
      @demiaisasian8016 3 года назад +63

      bro i didnt even notice the facial expressions till u mentioned it

    • @yellow_snowman1247
      @yellow_snowman1247 3 года назад +33

      @@demiaisasian8016I noticed when I looked at the pic the second time and it was different than the first time I looked at it😂

    • @demiaisasian8016
      @demiaisasian8016 3 года назад +3

      @@yellow_snowman1247 😂😂

    • @pastelearrings
      @pastelearrings 3 года назад +10

      The face expressions are so funny I love them🤡🧡

    • @rxch2706
      @rxch2706 2 года назад +2

      I WAS FRICKING SEEING THIS COMMENT AND THEN SAW THE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS SKSKSKKSA

  • @alexismattern2059
    @alexismattern2059 2 года назад +92

    OMG!! THE CHARACTERS FACIAL EXPRESSION CHANGES THATS AWESOME!! Enemies to lovers is my fav trope, and you nailed it! Good job!!

  • @daymarshall
    @daymarshall Год назад +46

    Him: “are u crying…
    Me: yes bitch I’m on the floor 💀😭

  • @vallery9083
    @vallery9083 3 года назад +464

    "Look down?"
    Me, A 5'8: oh.. *shrinks*

    • @panicroom227
      @panicroom227 3 года назад +33

      I'm 5'2 am I shrinking too?

    • @vallery9083
      @vallery9083 3 года назад +68

      @@panicroom227 nah u need to do the opposite

    • @chloe-tg5xk
      @chloe-tg5xk 3 года назад +13

      @@vallery9083 LOL

    • @jasperreya6908
      @jasperreya6908 3 года назад +12

      @@vallery9083 HAH 💀💀

    • @NaarChi
      @NaarChi 3 года назад +12

      I'm shrinking as well, I'm 5'5😂

  • @denkikaminari5807
    @denkikaminari5807 3 года назад +730

    Ah yes his ✨man time✨
    I’m sorry but that was the funniest thing to me💀

    • @denkikaminari5807
      @denkikaminari5807 3 года назад +5

      @Izuku Midoriya why are YOU here 😒

    • @Lunar-moon230
      @Lunar-moon230 2 года назад +5

      H-hey d-denks um p-pls d-dont t-tell b-baku-bakugou

    • @Lunar-moon230
      @Lunar-moon230 2 года назад +2

      @♥ 𝐸𝓈𝓂𝑒𝒮𝓉𝒾𝒸𝓀𝓂𝒶𝓃 ♥ um i may or may not be held hostage by the lov and they are making me type in stutter im not rn because there asleep

    • @Lunar-moon230
      @Lunar-moon230 2 года назад +3

      @♥ 𝐸𝓈𝓂𝑒𝒮𝓉𝒾𝒸𝓀𝓂𝒶𝓃 ♥ also I’m non-Binary but you can call me a girl lol

    • @Lunar-moon230
      @Lunar-moon230 2 года назад +1

      @♥ 𝐸𝓈𝓂𝑒𝒮𝓉𝒾𝒸𝓀𝓂𝒶𝓃 ♥ *dissapers cutely* adios

  • @kazumi.0
    @kazumi.0 2 года назад +578

    "Just curl up in my arms. I'll keep you warm."
    Realizing that it will most likely never happen to me:

    • @luzcarrero3380
      @luzcarrero3380 2 года назад +42

      STOP REMINDING ME GOD DAMN.

    • @mysticreaper896
      @mysticreaper896 2 года назад +24

      DON’T REMIND ME, MY GUY!!

    • @the_hostile_hobo8324
      @the_hostile_hobo8324 2 года назад +31

      I'll curl all of you up in my arms, I'm not as strong as a man but I can still cuddle you just as good 😭😭🥺🤗

    • @Whiterunguard..
      @Whiterunguard.. 2 года назад +14

      @@the_hostile_hobo8324 you're so wholesome😭

    • @tomurashigaraki9996
      @tomurashigaraki9996 2 года назад +6

      sobbing

  • @puregold6842
    @puregold6842 2 года назад +41

    I can just imagine when he’s asking us to get on the bed the listener is like “you can even have my spare pity, go nuts”

  • @shady7114
    @shady7114 2 года назад +82

    My anger issues can't handle the beginning parts but my humor can 😍

  • @thatweirdzodiacsign
    @thatweirdzodiacsign 3 года назад +240

    "I like you that's why I'm messing with you" what teachers think when a boy is picking on a girl in elementary school

  • @babiegrace181
    @babiegrace181 3 года назад +1106

    Him: *trying to kick me out*
    Me: OH HELL NO NOT TODAY I AM NOT SLEEPING OUTSIDE OF OUR DORM
    Also the whispering and confession is so calming and cute 🥺🥺

    • @d1n0squr77
      @d1n0squr77 2 года назад +3

      LMAO

    • @Wayward_Insomniac
      @Wayward_Insomniac Год назад +1

      Lol the fact I’d also much rather sleep on the floor then on a bed 😂

  • @duke_of_rats7416
    @duke_of_rats7416 3 года назад +555

    “You just some weird chick for my Science class who probably hasn’t gotten any attention from a man in her entire life.”
    Me singing panic at the disco: 🎵everything goes according to plan🎵

    • @hanna_.730
      @hanna_.730 3 года назад +5

      FRR

    • @madison1169
      @madison1169 2 года назад +5

      I’m now in love with u because u know that absolute bop 🕺

    • @duke_of_rats7416
      @duke_of_rats7416 2 года назад +2

      @@madison1169 it is tho💃🕺🏻

    • @333.jayjay
      @333.jayjay 2 года назад +4

      i’m the new cancer, never looked better, you can’t stand it.

    • @thatonedudewhoeatslawnmowe4906
      @thatonedudewhoeatslawnmowe4906 2 года назад +1

      I know that song but whats it called again? I want to look it up 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @Ariurrr
    @Ariurrr 2 года назад +56

    Him: You interrupted my- uhh.. man time
    Me: **unholy thoughts**

  • @at_lady
    @at_lady 2 года назад +63

    Just realized that the facial expression changed as the dialogue continued AND THAT DETAIL IS SO AMAZING

  • @harumitsuki3736
    @harumitsuki3736 3 года назад +770

    Him: You go sleep on the cold hard floor. 😈
    Me who can sleep anywhere: yeah sure. No problem

  • @cigskura
    @cigskura 3 года назад +111

    OKAY BUT HIS EYES ARE REALLY PRETTY

  • @callmezenna622
    @callmezenna622 3 года назад +100

    him :*makes kisses noises behind me*
    me in a weak as voice: hey knock it off back there !

  • @Legs._.X0X0
    @Legs._.X0X0 2 года назад +77

    Him: * thinking I’m crying *
    Me: * laughing my ass of Bc of the comments *

    • @Ava-sillyyy
      @Ava-sillyyy 3 месяца назад +1

      69 likes …😰

    • @Legs._.X0X0
      @Legs._.X0X0 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Ava-sillyyy scary ik

    • @Ava-sillyyy
      @Ava-sillyyy 3 месяца назад +2

      @@Legs._.X0X0 ima keep it that way 😊

    • @Legs._.X0X0
      @Legs._.X0X0 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Ava-sillyyy thank you girly

    • @Ava-sillyyy
      @Ava-sillyyy 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Legs._.X0X0 I was never here 🫡

  • @venus4190
    @venus4190 2 года назад +27

    honestly need more of ones like these. like this enemy’s to lovers thing

  • @jiroukyoka985
    @jiroukyoka985 3 года назад +450

    ‘Oh shit, the nerds strong. Duly noted’
    Yes, yes I am. I’m short and thin, but I ain’t no flimsy noodle🤨

  • @Valeriefesben
    @Valeriefesben 3 года назад +421

    Off topic
    But my dad just scared the crap outta me while watching this because it was so quiet and he just randomly goes
    “AWWWWW” really loudly, which I thought was funny

    • @Lunar-moon230
      @Lunar-moon230 3 года назад +6

      Same

    • @Kheluichollow
      @Kheluichollow 3 года назад +31

      Dads do be scaring us 😭

    • @Reeces_piece
      @Reeces_piece 3 года назад +8

      *laughs in 69th like*

    • @doebeauty
      @doebeauty 3 года назад +19

      *crying and waiting for my dad to come back*

    • @idfk4603
      @idfk4603 2 года назад +10

      @@noofy195 ig we all waiting together 😭

  • @arrow_loves_gojo4386
    @arrow_loves_gojo4386 3 года назад +293

    Opening door: hello? Whare r u
    Y/n: look down
    Him: look da- y do I hear a chicks voice, o
    Me: PFFfFf-🤣

    • @jaylaellis7597
      @jaylaellis7597 3 года назад +3

      Yessssss😭🤣

    • @litleangelbrook
      @litleangelbrook 2 года назад +3

      I had my eyes closed and as he said it I just slapped my hand over my mouth to keep from laughing. I can't. 🤣 All of these comments have been making me laugh so hard.

  • @iisquiddiesquid
    @iisquiddiesquid 2 года назад +17

    i have listened to this five times today
    -A different day arrives and i am still listening. It's just very comforting and makes my single self feel better
    -its one of these nights again folks

  • @a.p.9029
    @a.p.9029 2 года назад +15

    That little smile, my heart!

  • @Iffah_ak
    @Iffah_ak 3 года назад +482

    I look at him like I look at the sky...
    With severe neck pain-
    Edit: I never expected to get so many likes!

    • @Lunar-moon230
      @Lunar-moon230 3 года назад +5

      Crys in 4’2

    • @linrenae2014
      @linrenae2014 3 года назад +12

      Laughs in 5’9

    • @4nette
      @4nette 3 года назад +8

      bro im 5’0 and upperclassmen scare the living hell outa me bro 💀

    • @Lunar-moon230
      @Lunar-moon230 3 года назад +5

      @@4nette same but I also have extreme anxiety and social anxiety

    • @Iffah_ak
      @Iffah_ak 3 года назад +2

      @@Lunar-moon230 crys in 4'9 I'm still young tho so

  • @TA-ls5nr
    @TA-ls5nr 3 года назад +189

    I really like this style of roleplay asmr! You did such a great job of making the conversations and the character feel natural and not forced. The bully is so complex and I love the script! Overall 9/10 would listen again. 😁

  • @xanrius.4034
    @xanrius.4034 3 года назад +172

    This audio is just straight up amazing, underrated and good quality like damn

  • @sarita2117
    @sarita2117 2 года назад +11

    the fact that i can’t stop coming back to this-

  • @eunchaegirly
    @eunchaegirly 9 месяцев назад +5

    "are you crying?" no im screaming in joy with water in my eyes.

  • @aha_a_depressed_froggo5442
    @aha_a_depressed_froggo5442 3 года назад +194

    Me peacefully enjoying this ASMR:
    My internet:
    Well time to start failing!

    • @king_jullian1
      @king_jullian1 2 года назад +1

      SAMMMMME mine said lemme just die for an hour

  • @bittersprout
    @bittersprout 3 года назад +209

    I'll keep the floor thanks its actually rather comfy.

    • @Rose_10761
      @Rose_10761 3 года назад +18

      THATS SO TRUE I SLEPT ON THE FLOOR MULTIPLE TIMES ITS SO COMFY your now my bsf have a cookie and a medal: 🍪🏅

    • @bittersprout
      @bittersprout 3 года назад +5

      @@Rose_10761 floor gang lets gooooooo

    • @Rose_10761
      @Rose_10761 3 года назад +3

      @@bittersprout yassss

    • @leah8673
      @leah8673 3 года назад +1

      @@liaasage no because I am the same way

    • @emory1730
      @emory1730 2 года назад

      The bathtub is so comfy. And if you get cold. Warm water

  • @babygangstaxx9054
    @babygangstaxx9054 3 года назад +84

    him: thinks i’m crying from being cold on the floor
    me : actually crying because manga spoilers and cramps 😭

  • @jasmineejordan
    @jasmineejordan Год назад +11

    Him *trying* to quietly apologize with every fiber in his body is so cute and sweet ❤. Including when he said he didn't want Cindy, he wanted 'this'. Oh my god I truly think my soul left my body. Practically cuddling whiling him confessing and apologizing. P. S. I think the floor getting colder is the excuse for him to cuddle you or say 'keep you warm'. ❤

  • @xKira.
    @xKira. Год назад +13

    "You're my roommate?"
    No I'm your fairy god father

  • @D1rtyH4rry
    @D1rtyH4rry 3 года назад +409

    Me: ima fight this dudes insults 🤼‍♂️
    Him:…An irrelevant girl who probably hasn’t gotten a guy’s attention in her life.
    Me: Damn these insults got hands. 👨‍🦽

    • @juliannemcgee8742
      @juliannemcgee8742 3 года назад +14

      I SWEAR- ITS 12:25 AT NIGHT- I CANT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD-

    • @candii339
      @candii339 2 года назад +9

      IM DEAD 💀

  • @nanamin5995
    @nanamin5995 3 года назад +66

    "Are you crying?" Nah man, im passed tf out. Floors can be comfy, but you didn't have to be that rude tho. kinda hurt a lil 🥱 /j

  • @Lunlunae
    @Lunlunae 3 года назад +122

    Him : damn nerds got strenght
    me who does taekwondo : yea i broke my grandma's car door handle twice so yeh im pretty much strong

  • @sugxr7624
    @sugxr7624 2 года назад +23

    “You interrupted my…man time.”
    That sent me 💀💀💀💀

  • @K1tty_asmr
    @K1tty_asmr 2 года назад +21

    I- the way my knees went weak when he said “I just want to protect you from people like that” I can’t breathe and I love it

  • @FlintNStone
    @FlintNStone 3 года назад +131

    I love how the face changes 😂👌 and u are way too good at this🧍

  • @ritateixeira97
    @ritateixeira97 3 года назад +171

    I really like your audios

  • @red_fatduck1531
    @red_fatduck1531 3 года назад +63

    After a cold chill school this is what I want to listen :=)
    *cries in pain this isn't real*

  • @shilohgrayson
    @shilohgrayson Год назад +10

    "Just curl up in my arms okay? I need to keep you warm."
    Me: 🥺🥺🥺

  • @flummicookie909
    @flummicookie909 2 года назад +7

    Ngl I slept on the floor once
    As long as you're tired it's comfy af

  • @melinatheyoutuber5401
    @melinatheyoutuber5401 3 года назад +136

    Fun fact, i almost got tripped in the cafeteria but instead of falling over i "accedently" spilled water all over the person who tripped me,the teacher saw that they tripped me and that i "accedently" spilled water and they got in truble. They're probobly going to try to get back at me tomorrow sooo wish me luck✌🏻
    Update: everything was like normal im happy that guy and his friends isn't in any of my classes

  • @Millie_Mon
    @Millie_Mon 3 года назад +42

    the teacher definitely had a plan, and it definitely worked

  • @R.EDACED6
    @R.EDACED6 3 года назад +108

    Love the facial expressions 👌

  • @kristinamiladinovic8464
    @kristinamiladinovic8464 2 года назад +23

    this helped me sleep and I haven't slept much in this week so thank you ♡

  • @chicle_de_menta
    @chicle_de_menta 2 года назад +18

    "I'm flattered you have a crush on me."
    I'm flattered you gotta convince yourself that 🗡😃

  • @jazmine6705
    @jazmine6705 2 года назад +169

    Plot twist: The teachers secretly ship these two and planned everything 😏

    • @amywolf
      @amywolf 2 года назад +4

      Best plot ever

    • @cherry659
      @cherry659 2 года назад +2

      Yes why else would they to that heheh

    • @rubylin2.0
      @rubylin2.0 2 года назад

      YESS😩

  • @Sammydodger45
    @Sammydodger45 3 года назад +34

    This was such a lovely audio, made me feel very cosy and relaxed with the light rain in the background

  • @moongoddess5665
    @moongoddess5665 3 года назад +72

    I really hope to hear more audios like this one- really put me to sleep with a smile on my face ❤️

  • @Savannah_the_quadrobist
    @Savannah_the_quadrobist 11 месяцев назад +10

    WHEN THEY MADE THE KISSING SOUND I THOUGHT HE WAS DRINKING A GLASS OF WATER✋️😭

  • @littlewhale8086
    @littlewhale8086 2 года назад +5

    i am rolling laughing, “i want to be a better person… for you” THIS GOT ME LMFAO I STG

  • @louloveshim7455
    @louloveshim7455 3 года назад +27

    This was the cutest audio I’ve ever heard and omg I was tearing up helpppp

  • @ellierice1179
    @ellierice1179 3 года назад +253

    Please do a part two this was so good

  • @H3ll0nk1ttY
    @H3ll0nk1ttY 3 года назад +126

    A-are u crying..?”
    *no I spilled water all over myself 😮‍💨*

  • @Euachin
    @Euachin Год назад +11

    him: Just because I'm doing this doesn't mean I have a crush on you alright?
    also him: *Proceeds to talk about how snugly I am and how I fit into his arms perfectly not even 0.5 secs later*

  • @elenadetroya245
    @elenadetroya245 Год назад +10

    I always come back to this audio, I'd watch 7 seasons of this.

  • @wendythegreat3315
    @wendythegreat3315 3 года назад +50

    maturing is realizing this doesnt happen in real life

    • @rxch2706
      @rxch2706 2 года назад +4

      Oh- well sh- :')
      Well we can only hopeee xD