him: you’re just a chick from my science class who probably hasn’t had any male attention me: you’re right, cause i always score with the ladies **lip bite**
Him: "Just because I'm doing this for you doesn't mean we're chill, or that I have a crush on you." *Proceeds to tell her that he practically loves her*
Lol Cindy got cheated on deadass by a nerd the bully like "Cindy? Dont know her" and cindy be like "UGH! 😩 You cheated on me with that nerd? No-deadass ill take her aswell 😌" lol who thinks Cindy is lesbian?
Lol i can begin to randomly start crying for no reason im laying down not watching anything sad i shed tears so he would think im crying 😂 ya nah bro dont worry bout me its just a random non important thing
I’m friends with a boy who stabs people with ANYTHING, giant scary dog that’s planning on getting a DNR, an evil accidental cult leader, and a recently transitioned with two crazy daughters They are ALL boys, this man is NOTHING
SERIOUSLY I STRUGGLE SO MUCH IN THE MORNING ATTEMPTING TO OPEN MY APPLE JUICE I SWEAR THEY USE FLEX SEAL TO KEEP THOSE DAMN THIBGS SHUT. SAME WITH MH DRIED CRANBERRY PACKETS.
Him: I do NOT like you. Me: *denial* Him: Okay...maybe I like you a little. Me: KNEW IT. This man liked the listener so much that he could only keep it to himself for 12 minutes. Adorable. He probably knew he couldn't keep it in either, which is why he didn't want to share a room in the first place. The feels were too strong. Glad he recognizes that he needs to be better as a person though! And that he's not making excuses for the way he's treated the listener. I appreciate that.
Him: *trying to kick me out* Me: OH HELL NO NOT TODAY I AM NOT SLEEPING OUTSIDE OF OUR DORM Also the whispering and confession is so calming and cute 🥺🥺
“You just some weird chick for my Science class who probably hasn’t gotten any attention from a man in her entire life.” Me singing panic at the disco: 🎵everything goes according to plan🎵
Off topic But my dad just scared the crap outta me while watching this because it was so quiet and he just randomly goes “AWWWWW” really loudly, which I thought was funny
I had my eyes closed and as he said it I just slapped my hand over my mouth to keep from laughing. I can't. 🤣 All of these comments have been making me laugh so hard.
i have listened to this five times today -A different day arrives and i am still listening. It's just very comforting and makes my single self feel better -its one of these nights again folks
I really like this style of roleplay asmr! You did such a great job of making the conversations and the character feel natural and not forced. The bully is so complex and I love the script! Overall 9/10 would listen again. 😁
Him *trying* to quietly apologize with every fiber in his body is so cute and sweet ❤. Including when he said he didn't want Cindy, he wanted 'this'. Oh my god I truly think my soul left my body. Practically cuddling whiling him confessing and apologizing. P. S. I think the floor getting colder is the excuse for him to cuddle you or say 'keep you warm'. ❤
Me: ima fight this dudes insults 🤼♂️ Him:…An irrelevant girl who probably hasn’t gotten a guy’s attention in her life. Me: Damn these insults got hands. 👨🦽
Fun fact, i almost got tripped in the cafeteria but instead of falling over i "accedently" spilled water all over the person who tripped me,the teacher saw that they tripped me and that i "accedently" spilled water and they got in truble. They're probobly going to try to get back at me tomorrow sooo wish me luck✌🏻 Update: everything was like normal im happy that guy and his friends isn't in any of my classes
him: Just because I'm doing this doesn't mean I have a crush on you alright? also him: *Proceeds to talk about how snugly I am and how I fit into his arms perfectly not even 0.5 secs later*
"You're my room mate?"
no I'm your fairy god mother
JAJAJSJJSJSJA
🤣🤣🤣
OH MAH GAWD 🤣🤣🤣
Bibbity Bobbity boo
SOBBING, CRYING
"how did the teachers fucked up this bad?"
Teachers: Yes, it all coming together
There "diabolical" plan XD
they ship students i swear
They knew what they were doing they are placing bets on this for shore.
I just laughed so hard
@@sodapop2885 😆🤣
him: you’re just a chick from my science class who probably hasn’t had any male attention
me: you’re right, cause i always score with the ladies **lip bite**
True
XD
XD-
XD
Same
"Look dow- why do i hear a chicks voice?" Is the most underappreciated line in this video
True that cause I wheezed
Fr
It’s my favorite line I crack up every time
RIGHT-
ty i loved it
Him: "Just because I'm doing this for you doesn't mean we're chill, or that I have a crush on you."
*Proceeds to tell her that he practically loves her*
PFFFFT- HAHAHAHH
HAHAHH
NAH FR
"Nerd's got strength, duly noted." Bruh that got me weak 💀
LOL
It only made me laugh
The teacher is watching this like it’s kdrama
Same 💀
MOOD
Him: STOP BEFORE YOU KNOCK THE DOOR DOWN!
Me: GOOD BECAUSE I WAS ABOUT TO KICK THAT SHIT DOWN
🦶🏽
@@amandajackson668 you need a shoe here (°¬°)>👟
Fr
@@aelaspace pfft your right
🦶🦶
Oh my god they were roommates.
AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED.
The teacher knew what was up, let’s be real.
Yeah the teacher did
The teacher really said: " 😏 they like each other-"
They absolutley did
why did this remind me of the "OMG they were roommates" vine?....
LMAO
Him: "are you crying?"
Me: yeah it's my nightly routine! You wanna join? No? Okay go back to laying and staring off into space-
:,) relatable
This was my exact thought at the time I being serious
Babe that’s sad 👁👄👁
@@timothee3783 why is it sad? I don't see a problem with it
@@YN-tu3ei 😭😭
him: fuck i cant sleep
me: WELL HOW BOUT YOU GODDAM TRY SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR
IT WAS LITERALLY 15 SECONDS AFTER HE SAID GOODNIGHT OR SOMETHING LIKE COME ONE
That knock was personal.
Very
Pls the comments😂
Door lives matter ✊✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿🚪
It was
😭
"Your probably desperate for a peice of me"
Nah I'm actually here for Cindy ✋😩
Cindy 😭
Nah dude you did him dirty 🤣
😂😂💀😭
Nah i'm here for his homies 🐶👺
LMAO
him: *talks to himself for like 3 hours quietly*
me: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP
I AM IN SHAMBLES FROM COMMENTS LIKE THESE, THESE ARE SO FUCKIN FUNNY
BYE- LMAOOO
NO BC WHEN HE TALKED ABT CINDY I WAS ABOUT TO THROW HANDS AND WHEN HE WAS LIKE: "I don't want cindy" I was like who the fuck is cindy again? 😭
Him:*still mumbling to him self*
Me:shut the fuck up before I shove you off the dam bed.
(MY original one sounded so fucked up ngl XD)
@@stfuimsleeping9484 I still want Veronica instead of cidny.
“I don’t want Cindy, I want this, I want you”
MY HEART THAT LINE IS JUST BEAUTIFUL
My stomach got so many butterflies 🦋
🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋
If he don't want Cindy I do
I’ll take Cindy ✨✨
Lol Cindy got cheated on deadass by a nerd the bully like "Cindy? Dont know her" and cindy be like "UGH! 😩 You cheated on me with that nerd? No-deadass ill take her aswell 😌" lol who thinks Cindy is lesbian?
“Are you crying”
“No my eyes are just watering really hard”
No it raining 🥹 *runs off*
Him: are you crying
Me: just fricken laughing my ass off while reading the comments “sure I’m crying”
Yep definitely crying 😂😂😂
Definitely
I'm crying out of the lovely comments people left of CIDNY THAT MAKES AMAZING TORITILAS WITH VERONICA AND FERNADO XD
ME TOO THOUGH
FOR REAL
Me: "Wow. You're such a bitch."
Bully: "I am so glad to hear that. At least we can agree on something!"
Me: *wheezing* 🤣
HAHAHAHA
Omg Same!!
BHAHAHAHA
*w h e e z e*
how in the hell did we say the exact same thing
Him: "you're sleeping on the floor"
me: "no, I'll go sleep in the bathtub"
💀✋🏻
literally what i thought
No but seriously, the bathtub is really comfortable-
True The bathtub is my home I fallen asleep in there one too many times
I sleep like a bug under your bed my guy 🐸✌
Me: *fake crying*
Him: *letting me go on the bed*
Me: ah yes my plan worked
Lol i can begin to randomly start crying for no reason im laying down not watching anything sad i shed tears so he would think im crying 😂 ya nah bro dont worry bout me its just a random non important thing
@@kittykat_01 HELP THATS SO REAL🙏
Me - **grows up with 4 older brothers and is the only girl** “You’re cute, you think you can hurt my feelings.”
Same
Damn same ✋😀
damn bro could never be me ✋🏻 I'm an older sister to a sister 10 yrs younger then me T^T
Me having a mean, selfish and sadistic older brother and a cruel, unforgiving aunt: how sweet-
I’m friends with a boy who stabs people with ANYTHING, giant scary dog that’s planning on getting a DNR, an evil accidental cult leader, and a recently transitioned with two crazy daughters
They are ALL boys, this man is NOTHING
Me: I'm gonna crawl in your bed at middle of the night
Him: I am glad to hear you say that
Me: *bursts out laughing*
LMAO
I SWEAR TO THE MOON GODDESS 🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMAO🤣🤣
😂😂
Him: Damn nerds got strength
Me who can even open a bag of skittles: so I'm strong now, noted ✨💀✋
okay where were you when I was having trouble opening my Skittles earlier 😭
SERIOUSLY I STRUGGLE SO MUCH IN THE MORNING ATTEMPTING TO OPEN MY APPLE JUICE I SWEAR THEY USE FLEX SEAL TO KEEP THOSE DAMN THIBGS SHUT. SAME WITH MH DRIED CRANBERRY PACKETS.
I-🥲
#Relatable
@@WhispurrAudio Honestly probably out testing how "strong" I am.
Then there’s me struggling to open a ice cream lid: 💀
Literally this is true cause it happened yesterday 😭😿
“Do you wanna get on the bed?” me: “i’ve been on the bed. i got on while you were wrestling around dramatically.”
LMAO
If you didn't notice, the facial expressions change with what he's saying and THE ATTENTION TO DETAIL OMG I LOVE IT
OMG IVE ONLY JUST REALISED
Thank you for pointing this out cause I was so busy reading the hilarious comments I didn't even notice.
huh!?
Him : Are you crying?
Me : No someone is watering my eyes instead of the plants 😍💅✨
Him: *him thinking I’m crying over not being on the bed*
Me really crying because someone spoiled the demon slayer manga for me
Oh my god! I'm sorry that happened! It's truly a thing to cry about :'(
That person shall remain single for the rest of his life
I was about to start watching it but my friend spoiled the entire thing in Great detail so now im debating if its worth watching it 😐✌🏻
@@melinatheyoutuber5401 wow what a friend that is 🙄🥺I’m sorry that happened to you
Oh no are you okay!? Awh mam that sucks 🥺
edit: i really just had to put that emoji...
“Who probably hasn’t had male attention in her life.” OKAY that struck a nerve
time stamp?
This is irrelevant but I LOVE ur pfp. Who is she and where did u get it from?😃
@@mounia4156a little after 1:10
Ya cause I score with Veronica and Cindy they make some great tortillas U.U
I may not get male attention but female attention now that is a different story
Him: I do NOT like you.
Me: *denial*
Him: Okay...maybe I like you a little.
Me: KNEW IT.
This man liked the listener so much that he could only keep it to himself for 12 minutes. Adorable. He probably knew he couldn't keep it in either, which is why he didn't want to share a room in the first place. The feels were too strong. Glad he recognizes that he needs to be better as a person though! And that he's not making excuses for the way he's treated the listener. I appreciate that.
“Your my room mate?”
No I’m your dad that came home with the milk 🥛
Jk love your vids ❤
I’m your FBI agent
@@yourfbiagent6613 brother?
@@Musical_miku Sup bro
Dad? 😢
THE WAY THE EXPRESSIONS ON HIM FACE KEEPS CHANGING IS SOO SATISFYING
AND THE SLOW CLOSING OF THE EYES WOW
him : “i don’t want cindy…”
me : “but i do” 👏🏻👏🏻
great job!! love thisss 💗
cindy's probably hotter than the dude...😩
@@d1n0squr77 right
@@d1n0squr77 Cindy >>>>>>>>>>> bully dude
Why I think that Cindy is into girls too?
And same lol
I'M DYING
Him: You probably haven't had any male attention
Every creepy guy: Hey gurl, whatca you doing tonight, besides me
Me: *screaming internally*
LMAO I'M SORRY BUT THE PICKUP LINE HAAMSSJSJDDHJSD HELP
@@noofy195 DEFFO USING THAT ON MY HOMIES TEEHEE
Literally i was at Starbucks one time just to get a drink and some 40 year old man asked me to have coffee with him. Im 15
LMFAOOO
I feel bad for the girls that go through this.
i have literally never wanted to actually physically hurt someone more than i have this male character
HOL UP NVM 😏😏😏
@@doviddabrik1828 LMAOOOOO
@@doviddabrik1828 BAHAHAHA SAME
@@doviddabrik1828 LMAAOAOOOA
@@doviddabrik1828 PLSSD BAHSHS
Him: “Look down?-“
Me at 6,2 now imagining I’ve slipped onto the floor: “yes?”
"I wanna punch myself in the face"
Me: 😗 I can do that for you
😌
bro I was so angry the whole time
LMAO
@@giemogi MANNN SAME lmaooooo when he was apologizing my trust issues went "👁️👄👁️ well that's a fucking lie." WHKSKCHS
Bro I said “I can do that instead.” When he said that! 🤣🤣
I didn’t realize the character was kissing and I was like why is he making bird noises 😂😂
Bruh I was like wtf the birds up already
Haha same
Well u successfully ruined this part for me 😭😭 im in tears rn 😂
69 likes bro-
Not to be rude to the creator of this but I was like Wth stop making bird noises it's kinda weird
WHY IS THIS SO PAINFULLY UNDERRATED-
IKR
Like it hurts the soul 😢
I AGREE ✋
I KNOW RIGHT
Fr
I love that his tone went straight low when he heard us crying lmao
Got my feelings hurt and got reassured at the same time, this guy has the range.
My ex felt that
him: are you- are you crying?
me, happily eating my food: bih what 💀
FRRR LMFAOOO I WAS WHEEZING LIKE BOY HUH
IM JUST LAYING DOWN LOOKING LIKE😀👍
tears of joy 😂
FR I WAS LIKE BOI IMMA JUST GO SLEEP IN THE BATHTUB INSTEAD TF 💀
And I’m just sitting here bbq sauce on my
Chicken wings😃
I love chicken wings and bbq sauce
him: are you crying ?
me: YES CUZ YOUR MY ROOMMATE
BAHAHAHAH💀💀💀
BRUH! WE WANTED CINDY! NOT HIM! 😭
Lmaooo
@@fooxykat EXACTLY, WE STAN CINDY😍
@@fooxykatIKR😊
The face expressions make the video so much better
bro i didnt even notice the facial expressions till u mentioned it
@@demiaisasian8016I noticed when I looked at the pic the second time and it was different than the first time I looked at it😂
@@yellow_snowman1247 😂😂
The face expressions are so funny I love them🤡🧡
I WAS FRICKING SEEING THIS COMMENT AND THEN SAW THE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS SKSKSKKSA
OMG!! THE CHARACTERS FACIAL EXPRESSION CHANGES THATS AWESOME!! Enemies to lovers is my fav trope, and you nailed it! Good job!!
Him: “are u crying…
Me: yes bitch I’m on the floor 💀😭
"Look down?"
Me, A 5'8: oh.. *shrinks*
I'm 5'2 am I shrinking too?
@@panicroom227 nah u need to do the opposite
@@vallery9083 LOL
@@vallery9083 HAH 💀💀
I'm shrinking as well, I'm 5'5😂
Ah yes his ✨man time✨
I’m sorry but that was the funniest thing to me💀
@Izuku Midoriya why are YOU here 😒
H-hey d-denks um p-pls d-dont t-tell b-baku-bakugou
@♥ 𝐸𝓈𝓂𝑒𝒮𝓉𝒾𝒸𝓀𝓂𝒶𝓃 ♥ um i may or may not be held hostage by the lov and they are making me type in stutter im not rn because there asleep
@♥ 𝐸𝓈𝓂𝑒𝒮𝓉𝒾𝒸𝓀𝓂𝒶𝓃 ♥ also I’m non-Binary but you can call me a girl lol
@♥ 𝐸𝓈𝓂𝑒𝒮𝓉𝒾𝒸𝓀𝓂𝒶𝓃 ♥ *dissapers cutely* adios
"Just curl up in my arms. I'll keep you warm."
Realizing that it will most likely never happen to me:
STOP REMINDING ME GOD DAMN.
DON’T REMIND ME, MY GUY!!
I'll curl all of you up in my arms, I'm not as strong as a man but I can still cuddle you just as good 😭😭🥺🤗
@@the_hostile_hobo8324 you're so wholesome😭
sobbing
I can just imagine when he’s asking us to get on the bed the listener is like “you can even have my spare pity, go nuts”
My anger issues can't handle the beginning parts but my humor can 😍
"I like you that's why I'm messing with you" what teachers think when a boy is picking on a girl in elementary school
Literally 👁️👁️
@@yasminegoat2923 LMAO 💀
That's so true
Him: *trying to kick me out*
Me: OH HELL NO NOT TODAY I AM NOT SLEEPING OUTSIDE OF OUR DORM
Also the whispering and confession is so calming and cute 🥺🥺
LMAO
Lol the fact I’d also much rather sleep on the floor then on a bed 😂
“You just some weird chick for my Science class who probably hasn’t gotten any attention from a man in her entire life.”
Me singing panic at the disco: 🎵everything goes according to plan🎵
FRR
I’m now in love with u because u know that absolute bop 🕺
@@madison1169 it is tho💃🕺🏻
i’m the new cancer, never looked better, you can’t stand it.
I know that song but whats it called again? I want to look it up 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Him: You interrupted my- uhh.. man time
Me: **unholy thoughts**
Fr😅
REAL
Just realized that the facial expression changed as the dialogue continued AND THAT DETAIL IS SO AMAZING
Him: You go sleep on the cold hard floor. 😈
Me who can sleep anywhere: yeah sure. No problem
Literally anywhere
Same. My best is in school while construction was happening across the street.
Exactly
Same
SAME
OKAY BUT HIS EYES ARE REALLY PRETTY
him :*makes kisses noises behind me*
me in a weak as voice: hey knock it off back there !
LMFAO
Him: * thinking I’m crying *
Me: * laughing my ass of Bc of the comments *
69 likes …😰
@@Ava-sillyyy scary ik
@@Legs._.X0X0 ima keep it that way 😊
@@Ava-sillyyy thank you girly
@@Legs._.X0X0 I was never here 🫡
honestly need more of ones like these. like this enemy’s to lovers thing
‘Oh shit, the nerds strong. Duly noted’
Yes, yes I am. I’m short and thin, but I ain’t no flimsy noodle🤨
*🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔*
Im tall and slim But I took Taekwondo for 4 years so I have ✨Experience✨
@@spkrcb17 yooo
I be short and twiggy but not a wet noodle
@@mysticreaper896 lollll
Off topic
But my dad just scared the crap outta me while watching this because it was so quiet and he just randomly goes
“AWWWWW” really loudly, which I thought was funny
Same
Dads do be scaring us 😭
*laughs in 69th like*
*crying and waiting for my dad to come back*
@@noofy195 ig we all waiting together 😭
Opening door: hello? Whare r u
Y/n: look down
Him: look da- y do I hear a chicks voice, o
Me: PFFfFf-🤣
Yessssss😭🤣
I had my eyes closed and as he said it I just slapped my hand over my mouth to keep from laughing. I can't. 🤣 All of these comments have been making me laugh so hard.
i have listened to this five times today
-A different day arrives and i am still listening. It's just very comforting and makes my single self feel better
-its one of these nights again folks
That little smile, my heart!
I look at him like I look at the sky...
With severe neck pain-
Edit: I never expected to get so many likes!
Crys in 4’2
Laughs in 5’9
bro im 5’0 and upperclassmen scare the living hell outa me bro 💀
@@4nette same but I also have extreme anxiety and social anxiety
@@Lunar-moon230 crys in 4'9 I'm still young tho so
I really like this style of roleplay asmr! You did such a great job of making the conversations and the character feel natural and not forced. The bully is so complex and I love the script! Overall 9/10 would listen again. 😁
This audio is just straight up amazing, underrated and good quality like damn
the fact that i can’t stop coming back to this-
"are you crying?" no im screaming in joy with water in my eyes.
Me peacefully enjoying this ASMR:
My internet:
Well time to start failing!
SAMMMMME mine said lemme just die for an hour
I'll keep the floor thanks its actually rather comfy.
THATS SO TRUE I SLEPT ON THE FLOOR MULTIPLE TIMES ITS SO COMFY your now my bsf have a cookie and a medal: 🍪🏅
@@Rose_10761 floor gang lets gooooooo
@@bittersprout yassss
@@liaasage no because I am the same way
The bathtub is so comfy. And if you get cold. Warm water
him: thinks i’m crying from being cold on the floor
me : actually crying because manga spoilers and cramps 😭
Him *trying* to quietly apologize with every fiber in his body is so cute and sweet ❤. Including when he said he didn't want Cindy, he wanted 'this'. Oh my god I truly think my soul left my body. Practically cuddling whiling him confessing and apologizing. P. S. I think the floor getting colder is the excuse for him to cuddle you or say 'keep you warm'. ❤
"You're my roommate?"
No I'm your fairy god father
Me: ima fight this dudes insults 🤼♂️
Him:…An irrelevant girl who probably hasn’t gotten a guy’s attention in her life.
Me: Damn these insults got hands. 👨🦽
I SWEAR- ITS 12:25 AT NIGHT- I CANT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD-
IM DEAD 💀
"Are you crying?" Nah man, im passed tf out. Floors can be comfy, but you didn't have to be that rude tho. kinda hurt a lil 🥱 /j
Him : damn nerds got strenght
me who does taekwondo : yea i broke my grandma's car door handle twice so yeh im pretty much strong
I’m scared of you now
😨
😨…
“You interrupted my…man time.”
That sent me 💀💀💀💀
I- the way my knees went weak when he said “I just want to protect you from people like that” I can’t breathe and I love it
I love how the face changes 😂👌 and u are way too good at this🧍
I really like your audios
After a cold chill school this is what I want to listen :=)
*cries in pain this isn't real*
"Just curl up in my arms okay? I need to keep you warm."
Me: 🥺🥺🥺
Ngl I slept on the floor once
As long as you're tired it's comfy af
Fun fact, i almost got tripped in the cafeteria but instead of falling over i "accedently" spilled water all over the person who tripped me,the teacher saw that they tripped me and that i "accedently" spilled water and they got in truble. They're probobly going to try to get back at me tomorrow sooo wish me luck✌🏻
Update: everything was like normal im happy that guy and his friends isn't in any of my classes
Good luck
the teacher definitely had a plan, and it definitely worked
Love the facial expressions 👌
this helped me sleep and I haven't slept much in this week so thank you ♡
"I'm flattered you have a crush on me."
I'm flattered you gotta convince yourself that 🗡😃
Plot twist: The teachers secretly ship these two and planned everything 😏
Best plot ever
Yes why else would they to that heheh
YESS😩
This was such a lovely audio, made me feel very cosy and relaxed with the light rain in the background
I really hope to hear more audios like this one- really put me to sleep with a smile on my face ❤️
WHEN THEY MADE THE KISSING SOUND I THOUGHT HE WAS DRINKING A GLASS OF WATER✋️😭
i am rolling laughing, “i want to be a better person… for you” THIS GOT ME LMFAO I STG
This was the cutest audio I’ve ever heard and omg I was tearing up helpppp
Please do a part two this was so good
yes plss
PLEASE
@Whisspurraudios LISTEN TO DA PERSON
Pleaseeeeeeeee I’m swooning
A-are u crying..?”
*no I spilled water all over myself 😮💨*
him: Just because I'm doing this doesn't mean I have a crush on you alright?
also him: *Proceeds to talk about how snugly I am and how I fit into his arms perfectly not even 0.5 secs later*
I always come back to this audio, I'd watch 7 seasons of this.
maturing is realizing this doesnt happen in real life
Oh- well sh- :')
Well we can only hopeee xD