The Ultimate Confiscator

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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024

Комментарии • 287

  • @ava.lanche4
    @ava.lanche4 9 лет назад +29

    "She blows your mind like a time bomb." I see where you got the inspiration from, Bert!

  • @Valientherox
    @Valientherox 16 лет назад +12

    "This is my camera and this is my life" XD
    "You're the ultimate confiscator" XD
    I love Bert.

  • @Abriellie
    @Abriellie 15 лет назад +10

    I like how Bert tries to get on the ''ultimate confiscators'' good side
    ''this is a good hotel.....this is a sweet hotel''
    Ultimate Confiscator:'' i know its a sweet hote'' etc etc

  • @Valientherox
    @Valientherox 16 лет назад +9

    Haha I love Bert. He's my hero.

  • @THEKaitlynjanetm
    @THEKaitlynjanetm 10 лет назад +8

    HAHA only Bert can find a way to rhyme with orange xD

  • @CuldeeFellProductions27
    @CuldeeFellProductions27 8 лет назад +9

    Bert you got them skills to pay the bills

  • @astrozombiez3545
    @astrozombiez3545 4 года назад +4

    Guys I think he like peanut butter jelly sandwich

  • @OldObscureUnpopularGames
    @OldObscureUnpopularGames 11 лет назад +6

    I missed this. This is beautiful. The lyrics, the similies, metaphors, all sorts of comparisons, the soft beat, the way he says jelly...
    And that confiscator...the confiscator...the ultimate...confiscator.
    I cried.

  • @Ayecie.
    @Ayecie. 4 года назад +6

    "And then you mess up my rhyme with a dope... not dope beat"

  • @chakramlf
    @chakramlf 16 лет назад +5

    "I don't like to take this camera from you and delete everything okay."

  • @trus93
    @trus93 16 лет назад +6

    berts voice is so unique and it sounds sick

  • @theHomieTHIZZIE
    @theHomieTHIZZIE 12 лет назад +4

    I cant omg i cant. how did it go from peanut butter and jelly to women? LOLOLOL omg

  • @cierracable8655
    @cierracable8655 12 лет назад +4

    i love 58 seconds where bert is just waiting for him to shut up lol. aww and i love how quin goes and picks up Bert's bag like a good little boyfriend

  • @fantagehacker
    @fantagehacker 7 лет назад +3

    that dude talking about peanut butter and jelly looks like my science teacher

    • @xnoodzx839
      @xnoodzx839 5 лет назад

      Maybe it is your science teacher 0-0

  • @norabemanian7220
    @norabemanian7220 12 лет назад +4

    he's spitting all over berts face lmao

  • @XxBeRtRoCkSxX
    @XxBeRtRoCkSxX 16 лет назад +3

    i've watched this like fifty million times. i freakin love it.

  • @dannieDwilliams
    @dannieDwilliams 13 лет назад +2

    This guy really likes peanut-butter-jelly... xDDD
    Oh, Bert... Why're you so funny? xDD
    xo

  • @fantagehacker
    @fantagehacker 7 лет назад +2

    the second security guard looks like PAUL BLART MALL COP

  • @LaPetiteArtiste
    @LaPetiteArtiste 13 лет назад +1

    Hahah xD I'm so doing this if anyone ever tells me to turn off my camera. Who are they to try and "confiscate" Bert's camera xD?!

  • @BlameJuliet
    @BlameJuliet 12 лет назад +3

    this guy sounds hungry

  • @revolutionrevenge
    @revolutionrevenge Год назад +1

    1:56 im pissing myself the way the camera pans to the guy

  • @bradpity
    @bradpity 2 года назад +1

    please never make this vid private its an insane antidepressant LMAO bert wiping his spit off his face

  • @xyjar
    @xyjar 16 лет назад +1

    Sweet, who knew there actually was a rhyme to orange?

  • @xxxwachxxx
    @xxxwachxxx 15 лет назад +1

    whats the "confiscator" saying at 2:51 ??
    "Listen to me guys...." ??

  • @trashbandic00t
    @trashbandic00t 16 лет назад +1

    The door hinge part made me giggle

  • @Stevo701
    @Stevo701 15 лет назад +1

    Lmao bert was whiping the spit off his face

  • @Nate-by5fq
    @Nate-by5fq 6 лет назад +1

    Bert hates his life😂😂

  • @miagoodbar7736
    @miagoodbar7736 4 года назад +1

    i watch this video religiously

  • @weebeelee
    @weebeelee 16 лет назад +2

    "You are not the ultimate confiscater are you?" Hahaha.. this just goes straight to my favorites.. XD

  • @DenisaAlize
    @DenisaAlize Год назад +1

    “I know it’s a sweet hotel”

  • @xxMUSICFRKxx
    @xxMUSICFRKxx 16 лет назад +1

    omg there actually is something that ryhmes with orange! xD
    Bert your so badass

  • @bradpity
    @bradpity 3 года назад +1

    this has 69k views haha nice

  • @wazubababi
    @wazubababi 16 лет назад +1

    The ultimate confiscator part was the best... Wow I love you Bert. You all definitely keep it interesting!! Smile!

  • @stablergirl13
    @stablergirl13 15 лет назад +1

    This is mah camera, this is mah life, this is mah camera, this is mah life.
    That was seriously epic.
    I

  • @Milinnad
    @Milinnad 16 лет назад

    I can understand small, privately owned properties. But not a huge commercial hotel as depicted in their video. Then again, it's a matter of opinon.
    Also, to have them doing that at the entrance, alot of the public would be loath to go near them to enter the hotel, hence affecting the hotel's reputation. By public, I mean people who don't listen to their music in general.
    I just wish they'd start recording again. Maybe Bert can rap on the album.

  • @H.J0HNS
    @H.J0HNS 16 лет назад

    lmao aww i love you Bert, your so fucken funny..u should just be a rapper now..Gangsta!! jk luv ya! eww he was spit all over you..
    wtf peanutbutter and orange sandwiches??doesnt sound so good. that was redundant lol..bad beats bad beats.

  • @WakeTheDead15
    @WakeTheDead15 16 лет назад

    lol it was like the people inside send out that little guy and then there like oh shit their going to beat the crap out of him so they send out the big guy to get rid of you lol and sorry bert you two can't rap lol i love you but stick to singing =]

  • @FilleUlvesson
    @FilleUlvesson 16 лет назад

    Haha man... embarrassing with the rapping! :D haha but Bert saves the entire clip by being cocky towards the guards... and ofcourse when he wipes the spit out of his face all of the time! :D Good clip!

  • @ChristineVendetta
    @ChristineVendetta 16 лет назад

    hahahahahahahaha
    OMG wow, at first that guy "the ultimate confiscator" looked like a freaking manikin.
    i was like WOAH!! lol.
    bert you are the best seriously lol.
    i love how youre fuckign with those guys.

  • @jeremydeane7057
    @jeremydeane7057 Год назад +1

    😂😂😂😂

  • @LiseMN
    @LiseMN 16 лет назад

    Bert.

  • @Kenzaawmh
    @Kenzaawmh 16 лет назад

    bahahahaha
    fucking great
    bert youre a way better rapper than that guy
    he sho love dem peanut butter and jellllay sandwiches.
    i dont ever wanna meet with that ultimate confiscator.

  • @panicgal289
    @panicgal289 15 лет назад

    he really love pb & j. bert is really funny. their life is really funny. i really wanna spend ONE day with them and see what will happen.

  • @Jareddpwnz
    @Jareddpwnz 16 лет назад

    thiss is my camera this is my life
    this is my camera this is my life
    this is my camera this is my lifee
    bahaha
    this is greatt

  • @emina3000
    @emina3000 16 лет назад

    ahahaha...
    this is my camera n this is my life (8)
    ahahah.. its great..
    i love uuu Bert fuckin' so much :D
    Emy.Venezuela.

  • @its.annecat
    @its.annecat 15 лет назад

    gosh, I love bert's blue shirt.... I know it's just an ordinary blue shirt but it looks so great with his black hair *_*

  • @domination305
    @domination305 16 лет назад

    hahahaha ultimate confiscator wanted to crack
    up tha whole time loll,
    he knew wat was up w them pbnj sandmiches ;p

  • @geniusgrl220
    @geniusgrl220 16 лет назад

    my my my...could this be called rap?
    hahaha bert is definitely a better rapper.
    door hinge? door hinge?! hilarious!

  • @jeffdejesus825
    @jeffdejesus825 3 года назад

    Man, I remember watching this and its been 12 yrs ago?? Like what the fuck??? Hahaha The Used!!! 🔥🔥🔥

  • @Audiofrog
    @Audiofrog 16 лет назад

    I saw this on Quinn's blog. The door hinge comment is beautifully cringeworthy. This is why we love Bert!

  • @stablergirl13
    @stablergirl13 15 лет назад +1

    His sing-song voice is possibly the best thing ever.

  • @jib4jrc
    @jib4jrc 15 лет назад

    they were fucking high XD you can even see when bert keeps passing his hand down and up his face XD

  • @Lizzaly
    @Lizzaly 15 лет назад

    I can almost watch this without busting up.. then I get to 'motha fuckin' doorhinge' and I lose it.

  • @gokuspr345
    @gokuspr345 16 лет назад

    BERT is such a lier!! LOL....SOOO GODDDDDDD DAMNNNNN HOTTTTTTT!!! LOL...he isssss soooooooo cute!!!!

  • @LindyKat
    @LindyKat 16 лет назад

    That man must really like peanut butter and jelly. And spitting on people.
    Haha, I love this video.

  • @CharlayX
    @CharlayX 16 лет назад

    LMAO
    that was rad!
    bert should put out a rapping single called
    'The Ultimate Confiscator'
    lol

  • @Brokenslipper
    @Brokenslipper 16 лет назад

    HAHAH!! Whats up with that dude and his peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Bert you rock dude!

  • @prettyburnin
    @prettyburnin 15 лет назад

    FUCKIN MADE MY DAY! FUNNIEST VIDEO IVE EVER SEEN

  • @emitf
    @emitf 16 лет назад

    haha
    your not the ultimate confiscator =]
    this is my camera and this is my life

  • @myRANDOMface
    @myRANDOMface 16 лет назад

    They both suck at rapping, but Bert definitely has more skills with it than I. xD

  • @ChryssiiCreations_design
    @ChryssiiCreations_design 14 лет назад

    Lol I have relatives like that guy....Well I HAD them.
    The drugs finally won that battle.

  • @ava.lanche4
    @ava.lanche4 9 лет назад

    I cant laugh right now.
    Everyone is asleep. Dx

  • @MattUsesMeinlCymbals
    @MattUsesMeinlCymbals 12 лет назад

    It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time....peanut butter jelly?

  • @lettersonwhite
    @lettersonwhite 15 лет назад

    jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja (L)__(L)
    i don't know, you're the best bert :***

  • @xxangelsofchaosxx
    @xxangelsofchaosxx 13 лет назад

    This made me smile...because all I understood was peanut butter and jelly.
    XD

  • @LunacyPunk
    @LunacyPunk 16 лет назад

    lol, when are you guys coming to henderson, we gotta party like that... ha ha

  • @dri2909
    @dri2909 15 лет назад

    dont make me take this camera from u n delete everything, okay?
    hilarious!!

  • @kalynnxxwwqd
    @kalynnxxwwqd 16 лет назад

    Oh well obviously. Who would know about the used without us at our school XD

  • @donsgw
    @donsgw 14 лет назад

    Looks like the ultimate confiscator didn't delete EVERYTHING on Bert's camera :D

  • @aboxfulloftheused
    @aboxfulloftheused 16 лет назад

    HAHAHHAA theyre bitchin them security guys xD
    peanutbutter n jelly ftw!

  • @AngelofMusic101
    @AngelofMusic101 14 лет назад

    LOL me and my friends quote this all the time.

  • @n00bedish
    @n00bedish 16 лет назад

    I guess the ultimate confiscator didn't get to delete what they taped?

  • @gloomyxkuma
    @gloomyxkuma 15 лет назад

    My favorite the used video ;D
    this is my camera,
    this is my life .

  • @dustytelephone
    @dustytelephone 16 лет назад

    That guy really loves peanut butter and jelly sandwiches doesn't he?

  • @GlamBalam
    @GlamBalam 16 лет назад

    lol I still don't understand why he wants them to delete everything..

  • @OldObscureUnpopularGames
    @OldObscureUnpopularGames 11 лет назад

    1:38 Bert is all 'who do you think you are'.

  • @jessi014
    @jessi014 15 лет назад

    lmfaooo..
    i love you guys.. omg. i LOVE thisssss..
    HAHAHAHAHA..

  • @heathen_actual
    @heathen_actual 16 лет назад

    they are recording dude! their albums comin out early next year!

  • @ilovequinn7
    @ilovequinn7 16 лет назад

    i'm loving this audio preview and yes that guy's beat was crap

  • @carstereobandits
    @carstereobandits 16 лет назад

    Haha did he just actually rhyme "orange"??

  • @mlisshoffman7657
    @mlisshoffman7657 11 лет назад

    This is my camera. This is my life. XD

  • @dustytelephone
    @dustytelephone 16 лет назад

    I love you guys.
    Bert, I think America needs YOU as President.

  • @5am
    @5am 16 лет назад

    lmao "spitting a whack rap beat" and it totally was a whack rap beat

  • @jephalove
    @jephalove 16 лет назад

    haha. that guy is like obsessed with peanut butter and jelly

  • @happybunny330
    @happybunny330 16 лет назад

    make a new album!
    but

  • @heuilleman
    @heuilleman 16 лет назад

    hahaha bert look high :P check his eyes

  • @kharluh
    @kharluh 16 лет назад

    you mess up my rhyme with a dope... not dope beat
    badass

  • @bangushotme
    @bangushotme 16 лет назад

    wow that is like so funny !!!!!! berts rap is so better!!!!

  • @xxstormxangelxx
    @xxstormxangelxx 14 лет назад

    HAhaHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA omg that guy was so lame........ XD

  • @QueenOfTheDamned5
    @QueenOfTheDamned5 16 лет назад

    haha I watched that on your blog. That guy has problems.

  • @HeelFranco
    @HeelFranco 16 лет назад

    lol thats awesome. Im so using door hinge from now on :)

  • @sk8rgrl6494
    @sk8rgrl6494 15 лет назад

    hahahahhaha!! this is my camera this is my life!!! :D

  • @DagnyX
    @DagnyX 16 лет назад

    loll xD
    wonder if that black dude knew who they are..

  • @dancingismylifea
    @dancingismylifea 15 лет назад

    learn how to spell confiscator!!! haha i love you!

  • @MCRLOVEALWAYS
    @MCRLOVEALWAYS 11 лет назад +1

    Do they not know who he is?? =/

  • @unattractivenj
    @unattractivenj Месяц назад

    This lives rent free in my mind

  • @FashionVictimx
    @FashionVictimx 16 лет назад

    hahaahhahaha
    oh god.
    you guys are fucking crazy !

  • @Srejv
    @Srejv 15 лет назад

    Door hinge? Uhm... no. Guess the songs over then.

  • @simcla5
    @simcla5 14 лет назад

    bert's great at annoying people xD
    BERT FTW!! xD

  • @Quixiotic
    @Quixiotic 16 лет назад

    he was just wiping the spit off of his face.
    :|