Jeremy Jordan - Chipotle (Hollywood)

[@noahsimau]

Here are the lyrics I wrote down by ear. You're... welcome?
Chipotle.
It's that little flame,
that lights a fire
inside your ass.
Chipotle.
It fills your heart with joy
and your bowels
with a full tank of gas.
Everyone Here loves Chipotle
AND THEY SHOULD
(Spoken) Oh look that guy just came out of Chipotle! Look! Look!
Wha- is he.. pooping in a dumpster?
Dawh, Feeling good!
(Spoken) I hope you remembered to bring some extra napkins, right?
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba do do do do do
I've had my colon cleansed,
So, I'm ready for Chipotle,
I don't know what Im going to get
but I'm gonna bet it's something
loaded with cheese, spoonfuls of cream
Paco my taco, with beans supreme!
Give into Chipotle,
the Fast food of dreams!
I love you so burrito-o
Yeah-e-yeah
You make my pee smell funny!
Wrap it up
Set it down
Take a bite
and pass it around
Anytime, Anyplace
Guac-amole all over my face!
Those MexiCans do it right,
Nap all day, Crap all night!
Don't worry! Soon, the bleeding stops!
Oh-yeah! I'm wearing a diaper! (JUST IN CASE)
Out there, I'm nothing. I've no self-esteem!
But inside Chipotle, I reign supreme!
Give into Chipotle,
the Fast food of dreams!
Oooohhhhhh-hh
I've... gotta find the men's room
CHIPOTLE CHIPOTLE CHIPOTLE
Yeaaaah-yeuhhhhh
I'll be right back.

[@girlonabookshelf4922]

*Patiently waits for this to be available on Spotify, ITunes or Google Play*

[@clagex0x]

listening to this after Jeremy's Chipotle accident makes it funnier.

[@newsiestrash]

Clagex you right i’m done

[@terroglacier981]

😂 it really does

[@theblackcat2792]

Yep I really does

[@singer2be256]

What happened?

[@Bob-ec5xj]

@@singer2be256 He went to the hospital after getting food poisoning from Chipotle.

[@FullMoonHowl]

He just can't get more adorable. XD

[@leilanihanaike]

I saw this in San Francisco this last Sunday and I almost died because I choked on my drink because I was laughing.

[@singer2be256]

Varian making toilet humor jokes is something I never knew I needed

[@mckennaburns5688]

OMG your comment explains EVRYTHING.

[@joeseventies]

I need someone to make an animatic with Varian singing this song now

[@gertrudebiggins1049]

THIS IS AMAZING. I LOVE YOU JEREMY JORDAN.

[@4dultw1thj0b]

This is so cursed in hindsight

[@menahilkhan4739]

Someone please animate this!! It would be incredible!! And worthy of Jeremy's greatness!!👀👏💕

[@millieharrison9925]

I'M ACTUALLY CRYING

[@nataliejenkins2560]

I’m listening to this on the toilet after Chipotle!!!

[@kkstar1297]

HAHAHAHHA! I WAS DYING THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE THING! I LOVE JEREMY JORDAN! LOL!

[@loxishortridge1135]

All I can think of is Varian and I'm fucking dying

[@brh2098]

It’s kinda funny that 4 years after this, he “almost died” because of Chipotle 😂

[@ValpCreates]

Funny because in that video, people didn’t realize he was acting and called him dramatic and hated on him, but he is an actor, so of course he’s gonna be dramatic, and if they were hating on him instead of realizing he was joking (the reaction, not the getting sick part), then that proves he’s a good actor, not a bad actor like how others were saying, besides, he’s been in a lot of shows and he is an amazing actor ❤! Those people hating on him clearly don’t know him well enough to know he is an amazing actor, and that it’s his job to be dramatic 🤦‍♀️! The news was crazy to take him that seriously, because look at all the unnecessary hate he got from that!

[@oliviaggallup]

Somehow this is still beautiful?

[@bro-kc5xd]

I love him 😂❤️

[@mckennaburns5688]

THIS SONG IS RIGHT UP MY ALLEY XD XD

[@Isabella1497]

This has been stuck in my head all day at work. I hope you're happy. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mckennaburns5688]

somebody animate this, too!

[@singer2be256]

Make a video of Varian singing it

[@mckennaburns5688]

@@singer2be256 YES!! HAVE VARIAN SING THIS!!

[@TrixiaDelaRosa]

Love this!!! Every time I listen to it, I literally crave Chipotle xD

[@peacelovetennis10]

Hahaha I freaking love this!! He should also make one about taco bell :)

[@clairelundin11]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH OH MY GOODNESS ❤

[@theblackcat2792]

Oh my guess he never knew years later he would get sick at that place

[@aia4528]

there’s TB saga and then there’s this
someone please get it

[@pileofgoodthings]

||-// ;)

[@0_0ethan67]

i'm not the only one who thought that

[@hannahwashere2]

Dang. I wanted him to sing a song from Book Of Mormon /:

[@angel2k86]

Switch on the subtitles.

[@chloebutler8438]

Yknow, they do say hindsight is 20/20.

[@kameronsurrett3500]

YESSSS

[@kimmychan1967]

This is the most epic thing ever. Lol

[@nivis218]

What's going on at the end? Why Jeremy had to apologize?

[@lianamorales1741]

Nivis some guy said get a break. and told him to get off the stage i guess couldn't hear clearly

[@checkersnotthefastfoodplac962]

ill be right back

[@WinnSch0tt]

“I didn’t get ittttttt. Don’t make me feel bad 😔🥺”

[@terroglacier981]

The puns

[@Twilightfan4419]

that is so funny 😂

[@sherriemyers1656]

*PICK YOU'RE BATTLES*
This or TB Saga
1 Like= this
1 reply= TB Saga

[@0_0ethan67]

can you choose both

[@katieee9825]

he makes it sound so good...but it’s so bad..