History Summarized: The Fall of Rome

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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
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    Rome, in one form or another, has been around for a *while*. Kinda seemed like it was going to last forever, like it was basically immortal. Well bad news for everyone involved: Rome goes bye-bye just like all the other empires in world history. So let's talk about when, how, and why Rome fell!
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Комментарии • 1,7 тыс.

  • @hungrymusicwolf
    @hungrymusicwolf 5 лет назад +3579

    "The collapse of Roman civilization is brought to you by audible"
    That is one impactful company.

    • @H20No
      @H20No 5 лет назад +134

      I didn’t even know they were around back then

    • @andicarusfell8387
      @andicarusfell8387 5 лет назад +140

      H H I was to busy listening to my audio book to notice Rome collapsing outside my window

    • @christelheadington1136
      @christelheadington1136 5 лет назад +59

      @@H20No -Of course audible was big, hardly anyone could read then.

    • @yonatanbeer3475
      @yonatanbeer3475 5 лет назад +17

      Capitalism smh

    • @itayeldad3317
      @itayeldad3317 5 лет назад +8

      Aha
      U fools
      Die romans
      It was your all your fault
      Bye bye
      Losers
      Eeeeeeee

  • @lucaventinove3151
    @lucaventinove3151 5 лет назад +418

    Blue: shows snow in Rome
    Me, a Roman: Impossible

  • @joseppi1121
    @joseppi1121 5 лет назад +6824

    All of this could have been avoided if Blue just said Autumn.

    • @redfaldas7524
      @redfaldas7524 5 лет назад +177

      Blue is American. They prefer Fall than Autumn.

    • @deeplysuperficial1637
      @deeplysuperficial1637 5 лет назад +146

      @@redfaldas7524 that really isn't true America is rather big so certain areas use the term but not all of America.

    • @q345ify
      @q345ify 5 лет назад +143

      don't be ridiculous, that would just lead to a warring states period

    • @nameless4392
      @nameless4392 5 лет назад +41

      Red Faldas Nope, I actually quite enjoy saying the word autumn. Some of us say fall, some of us say autumn.

    • @MalekiRe
      @MalekiRe 5 лет назад +63

      ITS CALLED FALL CAUSE LEAF FALL DOWN.

  • @Artur_M.
    @Artur_M. 5 лет назад +1220

    Meanwhile, the ghost of Aurelian is like: "Oh sure Blue, give *all* the credit for Rome surviving the crisis of the third century to Diocletian! It's not like they called me the *Restorer of the World* or anything."
    I'm kidding, it was a great video. Obviously, some things get skipped over.

    • @Nobythulhu
      @Nobythulhu 4 года назад +75

      The Restitutor Orbis is magnanimous, and appreciates a historian passionately and excitedly describing the history of his beloved empire. Purple may be the color of the emperor, but Blue is not far off at all.

    • @ericmalanowski5547
      @ericmalanowski5547 4 года назад +32

      Horribly skipped

    • @aneesh2115
      @aneesh2115 4 года назад +32

      Galianus: bro you wouldn't have had an empire to save if I didn't ducttape it.

    • @szymonpinkowski256
      @szymonpinkowski256 3 года назад +21

      And aurelians meritocratic policies let the people like diocletian,probus, constinus chrorus to high places

    • @zdinc7268
      @zdinc7268 3 года назад +16

      FUN FACT: It is often proposed and debated by academics that this is what Diocletian wanted, people to forget Aurelian existed and claim his victories for himself

  • @notyou8285
    @notyou8285 5 лет назад +1385

    I clicked so fast, the east and west empires were still together

    • @jonathangeorge3835
      @jonathangeorge3835 5 лет назад +6

      Oof

    • @supera2960
      @supera2960 5 лет назад +3

      When we're they still together when you clicked? 1600 years ago please make it more clear this doesn't make sense now

    • @justafaniv1097
      @justafaniv1097 5 лет назад +8

      Last time I was this early, Rome was still ruled by a king.

    • @notyou8285
      @notyou8285 5 лет назад +3

      Super A you’re the type of person no one wants to invite anywhere because you kill the fun

    • @thegreen3918
      @thegreen3918 5 лет назад

      Nice bro

  • @SomeFrenchie
    @SomeFrenchie 5 лет назад +1461

    emperor diocletian pulled a Thanos and just wanted to watch the sun rise on a grateful empire......and then farm

    • @katstevens2740
      @katstevens2740 5 лет назад +31

      Lolcow Chronicler George Washington

    • @HeroLanding
      @HeroLanding 4 года назад +13

      Reminds me of Sulla.

    • @ericmalanowski5547
      @ericmalanowski5547 4 года назад +42

      Aurelian: Yeah he totally did all the work... totally

    • @dibassarkar2898
      @dibassarkar2898 4 года назад +38

      @@ericmalanowski5547 Seriously!! , Aurelian did all the hard work, fought with the barbarians, brought all the lost territories back, but still doesn't get much recognition :( He doesn't even have his ceramic bust ...

    • @danielchequer5842
      @danielchequer5842 4 года назад +34

      "If you could see the cabbages I was growing back in my farm, you too would give up the pursuit of worldly power"
      - Diocletian, cabbage farmer

  • @grace24690
    @grace24690 5 лет назад +1842

    "the fall of the Roman Empire is brought to you by audible! "
    god damn so all the theories were wrong it was audible all along

    • @yonatanbeer3475
      @yonatanbeer3475 5 лет назад +41

      Capitalism smh

    • @Mythteller
      @Mythteller 5 лет назад +16

      @@yonatanbeer3475 Nooo! it's those crazy Christians and conspiracy-driven Hebrews aka. the new guys , Jewish.

    • @du8sman3
      @du8sman3 5 лет назад +7

      Jeff bezos did it I was right all along

    • @terner1234
      @terner1234 4 года назад +9

      @@Mythteller מה

    • @ceasefire2825
      @ceasefire2825 3 года назад +6

      @@terner1234 go speak your daedric somewhere else, Elf

  • @etexpatriate
    @etexpatriate 5 лет назад +542

    The history of Byzantium will of course be much easier to cover. It's not like their name is literally a synonym for "insidiously entangled beyond comprehension."
    ... oh, wait.

    • @Raximus3000
      @Raximus3000 5 лет назад +18

      Empire, what did you expect?

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 3 года назад +4

      Mostly due to Frankish viewpoints but eh

  • @BrothaDesmond2
    @BrothaDesmond2 5 лет назад +616

    A rather important emperor was left unmentioned: Aurelian. He brought the empire back together before the reign of Diocletian.

    • @Threeducksisperfect
      @Threeducksisperfect 5 лет назад +62

      Not to mention he helped pave the way for monotheism with his worship of sol invictus

    • @Canadish
      @Canadish 4 года назад +14

      Yep, hard to sum everything up in short video I imagine, but really key person in history.

    • @pergys6991
      @pergys6991 4 года назад +24

      Another important dude, Majorian. Guy was the last chance western Rome had

    • @claudiu-mihaipuiu1221
      @claudiu-mihaipuiu1221 4 года назад +22

      @@pergys6991 And as per usual, he got killed before he could properly fix the western part of the Empire.

    • @achillesrodriguezxx3958
      @achillesrodriguezxx3958 3 года назад +14

      @@pergys6991 Majorian had fewer resources than his predecessors yet he managed to reconquer much of hispania and gaul from the Visigoths, Franks and Burgundians. He was betrayed by his own countrymen for his unpopular policies which benefited the Western empire but reduced the power and wealth of the aristocrats so they decided to have him killed. The mistake he made was trusting his own countrymen so much that he disbanded his army while on the way back to ravenna. He was captured and executed by ricimer with the support of the senate.

  • @nothisispatrick4644
    @nothisispatrick4644 5 лет назад +3062

    Rome: *Help I've fallen and I cant get up*
    Everyone: **suprised pikachu face**

  • @Eumenesthelesser
    @Eumenesthelesser 5 лет назад +133

    I can't believe he skipped over the role Aurelian had in saving rome from the crises of the third century :(
    Praise the restitutor orbis!

    • @Blazo_Djurovic
      @Blazo_Djurovic 4 года назад +14

      Yeah. Sad no love for him and all other mostly Dalmatian generals who pretty much held Rome together through the entire crisis. They ended to be the competent ones amidst that entire shitshow of a century.

    • @theunreadyone
      @theunreadyone 2 года назад +2

      He recently made a whole video on the topic

  • @hamo1701
    @hamo1701 5 лет назад +2009

    Winter, spring, summer, faaaaaa....
    OMG I laughed WAY too hard at that.

  • @nickwalker4936
    @nickwalker4936 5 лет назад +62

    “The collapse of Roman civilization brought to you by audible”
    Audible is now officially a gothic tribe

  • @plolsteg7705
    @plolsteg7705 5 лет назад +570

    Blue: The collapse of Rome and civilisation was brought to you by audible
    Me: wait What?

    • @falcon5178
      @falcon5178 5 лет назад +16

      _hmm_

    • @OverlySarcasticProductions
      @OverlySarcasticProductions  5 лет назад +93

      The collapse of *Roman* civilization. This is what I get for not enunciating
      -B

    • @aclassicguardsman946
      @aclassicguardsman946 5 лет назад +77

      @@OverlySarcasticProductions I'm more concerned with Audible destroying an entire civilization

    • @0hn0haha
      @0hn0haha 5 лет назад +6

      @@aclassicguardsman946 Yeah fuck them

    • @count487
      @count487 5 лет назад +12

      That just changes them from being an ancient, world spanning conspiracy which has just brought about the apocalypse to an ancient, Pan-European conspiracy which previously basically brought about a localised apocalypse. It’s a Change in scale, yes, but it still looks rather poor for them doesn’t it.

  • @meggomyeggo4077
    @meggomyeggo4077 5 лет назад +349

    Rome: lETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS TO DEFEAT THE HUNS
    The Huns: Don't even think it.
    Rome: nEVER MIND-

    • @voltagedrop5899
      @voltagedrop5899 5 лет назад +40

      +
      Meggo My Eggo
      Rome: *actually beats the huns at chalons like a boss*

    • @Rekkenze
      @Rekkenze 5 лет назад +26

      The Huns: was going to invade but the boss getting married!
      Rome: phew

    • @BeepBoop173
      @BeepBoop173 4 года назад +12

      DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS

    • @Xander_P.G.K
      @Xander_P.G.K 4 года назад +10

      @@BeepBoop173 You're the saddest bunch I've ever met, but bet before we're through, mister I'll make a man out of you

    • @prestonjones1653
      @prestonjones1653 3 года назад +1

      Imagine a Roman-Chinese alliance to take down the Hunnic Empire.

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 5 лет назад +2119

    *Christians:* [breathes]
    *Nero:* _I'm about to end this man's whole career._

  • @cocoabeanz6171
    @cocoabeanz6171 5 лет назад +360

    Rome: *makes reforms to put itself back together*
    Also Rome: *disintegrates slowly*

    • @tyberostheredwake8098
      @tyberostheredwake8098 5 лет назад +18

      It's kind of invariable. Any civilization that takes upwards of a year to communicate between its border extremities is going to contract until its area becomes more manageable, not matter how wise its leadership is.

    • @stevenjlovelace
      @stevenjlovelace 5 лет назад +14

      @@tyberostheredwake8098 Reminds me of Bill Wurtz's amazing History of the World video where he's like, "China is whole again. Now it's broke again."

    • @Krahazik
      @Krahazik 5 лет назад

      LordRadical I would say thier leadership wasn't to wise as with a trend like theye were going through, a wise man would refuse the throne in favor of a longer life

    • @terner1234
      @terner1234 4 года назад +1

      @@tyberostheredwake8098 I disagree, I think the decline of a civilization is inevitable, but this isn't necessarily because the borders were too large. the roman empire was split to provinces to solve this issue.

  • @arieltkotz4877
    @arieltkotz4877 5 лет назад +85

    "Ostrogoths, visigoths, lots of goths..."
    Cue goth party meme in my head...

  • @Chiefkid20
    @Chiefkid20 5 лет назад +357

    Just clicked the video. Don't expect Blue to get through it without breaking down.
    Got popcorn.
    EDIT: he bore through it with memes

    • @FanOfMostEverything
      @FanOfMostEverything 5 лет назад +30

      Flex Tape: So powerful, it can keep a historian's emotions together as he discusses the fall of Rome.

  • @TheNN
    @TheNN 5 лет назад +45

    Rome has been sacked
    Those who were responsible for sacking Rome have now been sacked.
    The sackers who sacked the sackers who sacked Rome have now also been sacked.

  • @happyboss2940
    @happyboss2940 5 лет назад +690

    I am a simple boy.
    I see a new Overly Sarcastic Productions video...
    I click.

    • @cimbrius5583
      @cimbrius5583 5 лет назад +8

      Oh my god this is like the sixtieth time ive heard this terrible joke please stop.

    • @sisovarao2535
      @sisovarao2535 5 лет назад +13

      I am a simple girl.
      I see a overused joke
      I punch the person who said it

    • @PANG0LIN
      @PANG0LIN 5 лет назад

      This is a meme

    • @michealdavisprince
      @michealdavisprince 5 лет назад +5

      Im a simple boy. A see a meme. I agree with it. I press like.

  • @k_aesar
    @k_aesar 4 года назад +55

    I'm pissed blue didn't even MENTION Aurelian, considering he was literally the RESTORER of THE WORLD.
    I'll go pray to Sol now if you don't mind

  • @daevious_
    @daevious_ 5 лет назад +40

    The most telling part about how weak the Western Roman Empire was is that it technically never fell. The last ruler was told to shove it when Odoacer rolled into Ravenna, and no one else could take it up again.
    Julianus tried, bless him, but the second Persia came knocking form the other side of the actual Roman Empire it immediately fell apart because they were comically overstretched by this point.

  • @redlighter8767
    @redlighter8767 5 лет назад +45

    Rome: *Falls to savage barbarian tribes*
    Me: "They blew it up! Gods damn you! Damn you all to Tartarus!"

  • @Jebbtube
    @Jebbtube 5 лет назад +239

    The Rome also got sacked because it had been mistreating its "barbarian" neighbors, and the Visigoths inparticular were kinda starving, so they figured "Screw it! We'll either plunder Rome or die trying!"
    And lo and behold, they actually succeeded, in part because the Roman army and become so decentralized and undisciplined by then.

    • @histknowledge4344
      @histknowledge4344 4 года назад +11

      the first part is really, but not the second. The wisigoth never won against Rome since Adrinople. They constantly lost their battle against Stilicon. The roman army was certainly not what is was under Augustus or Trajan, but it was still an horrifying adversary for the barbarians who feared any clash against them. The battle of Polentia, Verona and many others tend to prove the exact contrary of what you are saying. And at the death of Stilicon Alaric, king of the wisigoths, burned Rome without facing any army.

    • @jessiemac9226
      @jessiemac9226 3 года назад +5

      Meanwhile, the ghost of Aurelian is like: "Oh sure Blue, give all the credit for Rome surviving the crisis of the third century to Diocletian! It's not like they called me the Restorer of the World or anything."
      I'm kidding, it was a great video. Obviously, some things get skipped over.

  • @dandanni1010
    @dandanni1010 5 лет назад +15

    Thank you, Blue. Because of this video, I am now hospitalized due to choking on my own laughter. I’ll send you the hospital bill later.
    ... also, keep up the good work, you make history worth listening too.

  • @feildpres
    @feildpres 5 лет назад +311

    Hannibal after the battle of cannae
    "THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE"

  • @viviansventures
    @viviansventures 5 лет назад +16

    If you're covering the Byzantines, I hope you do a funny part on the Byzantine Silk Heist, a really funny but also super important moment of history when a few monks accidentally discovered how to make silk when overseas and smuggled silkworms back to the Empire, and revolutionized the economy for 6 centuries

  • @cosmicaquinas
    @cosmicaquinas 5 лет назад +54

    When I was younger, I frequently had bloody noses. When I heard that Attila the Hun (allegedly) died of a bloody nose, I freaked out.

    • @Xalerdane
      @Xalerdane 3 года назад +6

      Well, it’d be more accurate to say he (allegedly) dies from massive internal bleeding caused by poison, one of the symptoms of which is intense bleeding from the nose.

  • @sonokawaray
    @sonokawaray 5 лет назад +5

    I remember the History of Rome podcast came to a similar conclusion: the question everyone asks is "why did Rome fall," when instead the question should probably be "how the heck didn't it fall sooner?" The number of times the republic and empire were facing oblivion, only for a capable leader to come in and pull it back from the brink, is a crazy millennium-long streak of luck.

  • @chagrined4days
    @chagrined4days 4 года назад +11

    "hopped the wall in gaul to accelerate rome's fall" is so good

  • @simongrundyreiner
    @simongrundyreiner 4 года назад +2

    I love how Romulus Augustulus is the equivalent of a president naming themselves “Washington F. Kennedy”

  • @idndyzgaming
    @idndyzgaming 5 лет назад +166

    Also Audible destroyed Rome? Ok, Jeff Bezos is time traveller confirmed.

  • @polazzz8686
    @polazzz8686 4 года назад +6

    Who’s watching this after the Byzantine empire fell?
    Edit: if this doesn’t get at least a couple billion likes I’m suing the world for lying

  • @Braxmegaman
    @Braxmegaman 5 лет назад +50

    The AC Brotherhood soundtrack is appreciated.

  • @Ringlord7
    @Ringlord7 3 года назад +6

    “This is about the time that you would hope for a strong Diocletian or Constantine type emperor to show up and turn things around right?”
    Well... Majorian certainly tried his best. And then Ricimer killed him for doing too well.

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 5 лет назад +179

    *The Roman Empire fell*
    because they got tired of playing Chess with the world

    • @ariesdemiurge
      @ariesdemiurge 5 лет назад +12

      Question is: Who flipped the table?

    • @Thumbsupurbum
      @Thumbsupurbum 5 лет назад +15

      @@ariesdemiurge The Vandals.

    • @leaveme3559
      @leaveme3559 5 лет назад +5

      @@Thumbsupurbum I say the damn Romans themselves

    • @BygoneT
      @BygoneT 5 лет назад +1

      Lol I read some conspiracy theories saying that Rome let itself fall because if the world was culturally homogenous, there would not be technological advancement, so some "Powerful Roman figures" let Rome be conquered.

  • @andrews.5212
    @andrews.5212 3 года назад +2

    To be perfectly honest emperor majorianus (457-461) was the last western emperor who hold real power. Not only successfully restored roman Authority in gallia and hispania but attempted also economic reform to revitalize the empire. He was planning to reconquer africa but was betrayed and assassinated.
    All of his successor were mere puppets and were not even recognized outside italy.
    Even romolus augustus was technically an usurper. The real emperor hold up in Dalmatia until 480 when was kinda absorbed kinda not but the east.
    And even under odoacer italy was still pretty much roman.
    Life for a commoner did not changed particularly.
    Things changed massively during and after the gothic wars and the later arrival of the longobards

  • @redacted1144
    @redacted1144 5 лет назад +47

    The fall of Rome is brought to you by audible, even Hannibal approves!

  • @ArchArturo
    @ArchArturo 5 лет назад +39

    Dude, you gotta talk about the Varangian Guard, it’s the most awesome thing ever!

  • @chapa435ify
    @chapa435ify 5 лет назад +20

    Red: talks fast
    Blue: talks slow
    Balanced as all things should be.
    Imo you both speak fine, good content albeit not as sarcastic as the name implies :p

  • @spoiledbeandip2129
    @spoiledbeandip2129 5 лет назад +60

    Please do the myth of Persephone please! Also I really love your videos and keep the good work up!

    • @chaostia66t25
      @chaostia66t25 5 лет назад +6

      I believe they already, kinda covered it throughout multiple videos.

    • @maggiemcgonnell6754
      @maggiemcgonnell6754 5 лет назад +5

      @@chaostia66t25 Red's covered Pandora, but she's never really gone in-depth on Persephone. I'd like to see that too.

    • @MagnusThiHan
      @MagnusThiHan 5 лет назад +2

      Red covered it in underworld myths, iirc.
      (spoiler: It's just the descent of ishtar remixed)

    • @spoiledbeandip2129
      @spoiledbeandip2129 5 лет назад +2

      @@maggiemcgonnell6754 well I wanna see it fully like what they did with Io

    • @maggiemcgonnell6754
      @maggiemcgonnell6754 5 лет назад +1

      @@spoiledbeandip2129 I do too. I'm not disagreeing with you, just providing a little context for others.

  • @Wolfeson28
    @Wolfeson28 5 лет назад +1

    1:25 Rofl, that fits so perfectly. Now Angela Lansberry's singing voice is stuck in my head.

  • @dariusonly1384
    @dariusonly1384 4 года назад +3

    Did you really just discuss the crisis of the third century and completely ignore Aurelian?? Bruh.

  • @WolfgangF88
    @WolfgangF88 5 лет назад +27

    You know, I'm oddly satisfied that I can say where the word "Vandalism" comes from.

  • @pasta3957
    @pasta3957 5 лет назад

    honestly, with god knows how many other channels on youtube that talk almost incomprehensibly fast, your slow talking is a breath of fresh air

  • @noreenmerasty813
    @noreenmerasty813 5 лет назад +26

    Everything must fall, even....
    Glorious Rome.
    *sheads a tear*

  • @chunghung7951
    @chunghung7951 5 лет назад +5

    0:10
    So the amazons caused Rome to fall?

  • @thesen1064
    @thesen1064 5 лет назад +37

    Next episode, OSPlays Total War Attila!
    _(sounds of Blue screaming as the Western Empire collapses)_

    • @captainscience2732
      @captainscience2732 5 лет назад

      There's even a handy guide to help them.
      ruclips.net/video/ZN0vysCzu24/видео.html

    • @dylanchouinard6141
      @dylanchouinard6141 5 лет назад

      Another idea: OSPlays Rome Total War original!
      (*red and blue simultaneously screaming in the vague direction of Egypt*)

  • @gabrielaubry1334
    @gabrielaubry1334 5 лет назад +90

    Is it fair to call the Byzantine Empire "Diet Rome"?

    • @Raximus3000
      @Raximus3000 5 лет назад

      Why?

    • @stein1919
      @stein1919 5 лет назад +2

      @@Raximus3000 Just for the taste of it.

    • @Raximus3000
      @Raximus3000 5 лет назад +2

      @@stein1919
      It did hurt far less that the roman one, lol.

    • @doctorx2105
      @doctorx2105 5 лет назад

      Just one calorie...

    • @gabrielaubry1334
      @gabrielaubry1334 5 лет назад +5

      @@Raximus3000 Because it's Rome...but not as Roman. ;)

  • @jonathanfaber3291
    @jonathanfaber3291 5 лет назад +42

    what OSPodcast is evolving?
    It evolved into *full history video*

  • @nobertosanchez647
    @nobertosanchez647 5 лет назад +21

    Be careful Rome, because...fall is coming.
    That was a game of thrones reference by the way.

    • @nikhiliyengar1510
      @nikhiliyengar1510 4 года назад

      Hey, you're a pretentious smartass.
      That was an insult, by the way.

  • @Diana-jo1wg
    @Diana-jo1wg 5 лет назад +13

    How I wish this was made during the time when I was studying Rome in school for social studies.

  • @EkkieEkk
    @EkkieEkk 5 лет назад +1

    "The collapse of the Roman civilization was brought to you by audible"
    Wow, I didnt realize it was that powerful of a company.

  • @samtemdo8
    @samtemdo8 5 лет назад +37

    I wanna see Red do the Fall of Numenor.

    • @RibonFox
      @RibonFox 5 лет назад +5

      In many ways it is a retelling of the fall of Rome. Just we know it was Sauron doing it :)

    • @samtemdo8
      @samtemdo8 5 лет назад +1

      @@RibonFox Less Rome and more Atlantis.

    • @morgant.dulaman8733
      @morgant.dulaman8733 5 лет назад +1

      @@samtemdo8 That and if you get into Numenor, well...You've got to get into the LOTR and the Silmarillion. And that, my good sirs would be one very long video or series.

    • @samtemdo8
      @samtemdo8 5 лет назад

      @@morgant.dulaman8733 It could be a series like Journey to the West.

    • @ScholRLea
      @ScholRLea 5 лет назад

      The Fall of Gondolin is a somewhat more interesting story IMO, though a lot more obscure even to LOTR fans being a First Age event.

  • @emily-katemacdonald7432
    @emily-katemacdonald7432 4 года назад +1

    I got to hand it to you Blue, that intro really got me.

  • @thegreen3918
    @thegreen3918 5 лет назад +41

    How to start the Fall of Rome (for dummies)

    • @PhyreI3ird
      @PhyreI3ird 5 лет назад +1

      Step 1) Wait until Autumn.

  • @alexvarney3683
    @alexvarney3683 5 лет назад

    You speak at the perfect pace Blue. Just right to soak in that knowledge. While I love Reds videos, I often have to pause to read the text or give it my full attention. I prefer to relax and learn

  • @noahjohnson935
    @noahjohnson935 5 лет назад +24

    There are 6 dates
    470: legitamate Western Empire falls
    476: illegitimate Western Rome falls
    1453: Eastern Rome falls
    1470: fall of Theodoro splinter of Eastern Rome
    1806: Holy Rome falls
    1917: Third Rome falls

    • @cameronsaulnier6006
      @cameronsaulnier6006 5 лет назад +1

      what happened to Constantinople in 1911?

    • @paulwagner688
      @paulwagner688 5 лет назад

      1945. Don't forget that year.

    • @noahjohnson935
      @noahjohnson935 5 лет назад +6

      @@cameronsaulnier6006 it was when Czar Nicholas II abdicated and was later murdered. The early Czars had multiple marriages to the Byzantine royals, and styled themselves as the "Third Rome", though few people took them seriously.

    • @noahjohnson935
      @noahjohnson935 5 лет назад

      @SucamelotuttominchionedelKaiser GuymanGuy thank you. I forgot about Julius Nepos and didn't know some people consider Theodoro as a holdout

    • @noahjohnson935
      @noahjohnson935 5 лет назад +2

      @@paulwagner688 1945 doesn't count. No "empire" claimants, only dictators with "republican" titles

  • @lorisuprifranz
    @lorisuprifranz 5 лет назад +1

    Commodus died strangled, not stabbed. The Gladiator is pure sci-fi.
    By the time of the Vandal's sack of Rome, Rome itself was not the Western Empire's Capital: it was Ravenna. Furthermore, the vandal's sack was relatively tame because ( according to Procopius's writings) Geiseric listened to Pope Leo (again) and limited the raidings to theft and some hostages. Apparently, there was no killing

  • @TheCheck999
    @TheCheck999 5 лет назад +2

    Emperor Diocletian here for flex tape!
    Aurelian: Am I a joke to you?

  • @broseidon1658
    @broseidon1658 5 лет назад +42

    When you’re so early you don’t know what to say.

  • @lc9245
    @lc9245 4 года назад +1

    He's right though, the eternal city is majestic. I used to rave about how magnificent Paris was, but once I went to Rome, Paris look like a ghetto in comparison. I never realise how tall those main doors arches were. Opening them and climbing up the stairs feel like reliving 2500 years of western civilisation.

  • @UrsusCetacea
    @UrsusCetacea 5 лет назад +10

    Wait, wasn't Commodus strangling naked in the bath by his wrestling partner narcissus? Not stabbed in the Colosseum by Russel Crowe?

  • @charlespaape2258
    @charlespaape2258 5 лет назад +3

    The Vandal sack of Rome was actually brilliant done by the genius of their King Gaiseric, and not as brutal as most people were told they mostly just said they wouldn't kill everyone if they were let in, they were and then stole everything and only killed those trying to stop them from stealing.

  • @bradymcelroy1627
    @bradymcelroy1627 5 лет назад +16

    Last time I was this early the Library of Alexandria was still around

  • @connorgolden4
    @connorgolden4 5 лет назад +7

    9:30 well whenever someone who could’ve pulled a Constantine or Diocletian got ricimered.

    • @deltafighter3986
      @deltafighter3986 4 года назад +1

      **cough**cough** Majorian **cough**

    • @connorgolden4
      @connorgolden4 3 года назад

      @@deltafighter3986 Yeah, that one still gets me.

  • @ToxicWaffle183
    @ToxicWaffle183 5 лет назад +13

    You want history? YOU’RE GETTING MEMES

  • @patheticfruit
    @patheticfruit 3 года назад +1

    diocletian: applies flex tape
    the tank: explodes

  • @idndyzgaming
    @idndyzgaming 5 лет назад +23

    Phil Swift in the background
    [Many people liked that]
    2:30, 8:30

  • @nagamata
    @nagamata 3 года назад +1

    ""Thats a lotta damage!" I did not expect to laugh so suddenly

  • @calico27
    @calico27 3 года назад

    Blue, you are one of the few RUclipsrs who I listen to at regular speed. Red, I have to tone it down to 0.75.
    All others, either 1.25 or 1.5!
    Stay perfect!

  • @jocax188723
    @jocax188723 5 лет назад +11

    "Next video will be about the city of Hong Kong."
    Me, having just passed immigration at HK International Airport and walking to the luggage carousel: "Heh, I'll say."

  • @HVLLOWS1999
    @HVLLOWS1999 5 лет назад +2

    Aurelian...no, okay. It's okay Blue i'm not made about that, benefit of the doubt you just forgot.

  • @chameleoncove
    @chameleoncove 5 лет назад +4

    Atilla: "NOTHING'S GONNA STOP ME FROM CONQUERING ROME!"
    Leo: Hey, Atilla. Want money?
    Attila: Much obliged. I will leave your empire alone. Now if you'll excuse me, I got a wedding to attend!

    • @peterwindhorst5775
      @peterwindhorst5775 4 года назад +1

      Then promptly dies of over drinking, over partying, nosebleed, and a heart attack while inside a teenaged girl.

  • @RubberAfro
    @RubberAfro 4 года назад +8

    Most underrated Emperor Aurelian
    Most overrated Diocletian

  • @Loremastrful
    @Loremastrful 5 лет назад +8

    *grumble, grumble. Forcing me to defend the Tetrarchy. grumble, grumble*
    The Tetrarchy isn't perfect, but it was a system designed to solve a specific problem: all those coups and assassinations. The reason is simple. The more power you have the more enemies you have. If you share some of that power you also share the enemies and reduce the coup attempts and actually get some work done around here. The little Caesars (junior partners) have an incentive to keep you nice and safe and your senior partner can care the load/blame in running the state. It wasn't perfect, but it was trying to address a big problem in ruling an empire.
    That's all I got to say.

  • @paukah064
    @paukah064 5 лет назад +4

    Everyone not Roman: *snaps*
    Rome: *disintegrates*

  • @capricorn4607
    @capricorn4607 5 лет назад +7

    I once visited Rome, the temple of Saturn was great to see. And the fountain was amazing!

  • @bthsr7113
    @bthsr7113 4 года назад +1

    Of course sacking Rome became a tradition in its own right. Even Battletech knows mercenaries sacking Rome is now a classic.

  • @comradekoupetorska4253
    @comradekoupetorska4253 5 лет назад +5

    Rome is the zombie of empires. You always think it is dead, and always bounce's back.

  • @Bengy.
    @Bengy. 5 лет назад

    That intro was just perfect.

  • @aclassicguardsman946
    @aclassicguardsman946 5 лет назад +10

    When the Barbs be like, this building. It's too big! We can't destroy it! AHHHHHH!!!

  • @aveimperia4026
    @aveimperia4026 4 года назад +2

    Hey, you just straight up skipped my boy Aurelian.
    You know, the guy who almost single-handedly ended the Crisis of the Third Century and was known as "The Restorer of the World".

  • @jackielinde7568
    @jackielinde7568 5 лет назад +21

    ROME: An empire that went from "Bite the pillow, baby! I'm going in dry!" to "Oh, you too? (Sigh!) Fine, I'll get the lube." in a few hundred years.

    • @SonsOfLorgar
      @SonsOfLorgar 5 лет назад +1

      Ouch...

    • @jackielinde7568
      @jackielinde7568 5 лет назад +3

      @@SonsOfLorgar Do you mind going easy when doing the sacking? The last time left a burning sensation for quite some time around the capital region.

  • @jimluebke3869
    @jimluebke3869 5 лет назад +1

    3:57 - Strictly speaking, the Chi and Rho symbols put together also mean, "It's Time", giving the brand a fortuitous double meaning.

  • @clarahesse3970
    @clarahesse3970 5 лет назад +4

    Loved the video, you guys always make my day 😁

  • @etherwing
    @etherwing 5 лет назад +1

    I'm sure it's been mentioned in the comments already, but just wanted to point out that at the time of the sacking of Rome, the city of Rome itself was no longer the capital of the Western Empire, it was Ravenna. The city of Rome had long been passed over as the capital for a while by that point, although it was still a shocking event that it was sacked as it was still seen as an important and culturally significant city.

  • @phoenixshadow6633
    @phoenixshadow6633 5 лет назад +7

    So Constantine connected the Sun God with the Son of God? Not my pun.

    • @thedoruk6324
      @thedoruk6324 5 лет назад +1

      +victor hoang last time I checked Constantine still battled with the mammon, son of satan(!)

  • @MrMaradok
    @MrMaradok 5 лет назад

    So The Fall was caused not so much by a singular event, but rather a sequence of events that leaves me with the image of that one scene with Chris Farrly rolling down that giant hill, geting up, and proclaiming "The HELL was THAT?!"

  • @Mcgif21
    @Mcgif21 4 года назад +3

    What I learned from this is that even Europe went through a goth phase.

  • @bearded_trumpet_boy2321
    @bearded_trumpet_boy2321 3 года назад +1

    That intro frickin killed me😂😂

  • @andrewnicholas9672
    @andrewnicholas9672 5 лет назад +7

    The fall of the empire was 1453. Not Rome. The city fell earlier. (Idk when.)

  • @PresidentAutumn
    @PresidentAutumn 4 года назад

    Love the fact that Blue plays the background music from Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood

  • @SidheKnight
    @SidheKnight 5 лет назад +47

    11:50 Did you just imply that the Eastern Roman Empire was not the Roman Empire?
    Typical classicist..

    • @k_aesar
      @k_aesar 4 года назад +1

      Shut your greekoid ass up

    • @nikhiliyengar1510
      @nikhiliyengar1510 4 года назад +11

      No, he pretty much acknowledged it as a continuation in his Byzantine videos.

    • @tompatterson1548
      @tompatterson1548 4 года назад +2

      The Roman Empire fell when it was conquered by Justinian.

    • @connorgolden4
      @connorgolden4 3 года назад +1

      @@tompatterson1548 Uh no.

    • @Snipergoat1
      @Snipergoat1 3 года назад

      You can't be Roman if you don't have Rome.

  • @cindysarangay3686
    @cindysarangay3686 5 лет назад

    Is it currently 12:48 in the morning? Yes. Am I about to pass out? Yes. Am I still going to try and force myself awake to watch an entire video of the Fall of Rome that I've been waiting for since first discovering Blue's series detailing the Roman Republic and its downfall + rise + downfall again as the Roman Empire? Absolutely.

  • @spencerdougan1113
    @spencerdougan1113 5 лет назад +3

    Blissfully, Rome hadn’t been important since before Diocletian and practically abandoned after, so the whole sacking thing didn’t matter THAT much. The real power split was Milan/Ravenna and Constantinople. That said, loved the video and I understand that you don’t have all the time in the world, love you blue. Mwah.

  • @scriibles
    @scriibles 5 лет назад +1

    Phil: Flex taps can fix anything
    Blue: Yes.

  • @noahodum9737
    @noahodum9737 3 года назад +1

    I've heard it many times, and this is an old video so I doubt you'd see this, but, I've heard many times from loads of historians that if you went to medieval Europe and asked them about Rome it was still considered the empire. This was mainly because of the advent of the "Holy Roman Empire" and its basis in Christianity. For all intents and purposes the centralized government of Rome fell but gave way to a theocracy that ruled over europe for another thousand years. If you follow this model I mark the true fall of Roman Rule around the Renaissance era where the ideals of Republican Rome resurfaced and started to retake hold and create individual countries that didn't adhere directly to the papacy.
    Another way to look at it too could be WW2, as that was truly the destruction of old Europe, and after this war there were no more real centralized European governments that spanned the continent.
    I love this mental game, because on one hand the Roman Empire as we knew it fell around 549 AD, but you could say it continued on in the Byzantine empire as it maintained control of almost all of Eastern Europe for another thousand years, until falling to the Ottomans. But at the same time, the Holy Roman Empire was more or less founded and maintained some control over most of Western Europe, keeping with the Split Empire. So did Rome really ever fall? It's impacts, cultures, and borders still impact us to this day. Much of American and European government was founded on its ideas of a republic.
    Currently most people would equate America to Rome, as it has many imperialistic qualities but remains a democratically elected republican limited monarchy, similar to what late republican Rome was. It's influence and reach and "colonies" (using this term to describe every country who's economy is directly tied to and influenced by it, coincidentally most of the world) span most of the world and coincidentally is starting to see much of the same troubles that late Imperial Rome did. Interseting times we live in

  • @Demay1311
    @Demay1311 3 года назад

    Man got that AC brotherhood soundtrack in the background. Amazing stuff.