Applaud The Bride & Groom (Taylor Swift Parody) | Young Jeffrey's Song of the Week

Wedding season is in full swing and if you've got multiple on the calendar you've gotta relate to this feeling of exhaustion! Instead of Taylor Swifts "Look What You Made Me Do" it's Young Jeffrey's "Applaud the Bride & Groom!"
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Lyrics:
My whole friend group got engaged,
Now, Comes the Wedding Days
My Summer’s One Long haze, of “I do’s”
Wearing painful shoes
Sweat flows in Rivers down my thighs
Why’s this wedding outside?
Please, Hurry Kiss the Bride! Do it Soon
I'm fryin’ like Rangoon
I tried to Void it & Enjoy It, Man I really Tried!
But the Caprése Skewer tray was empty every time!
And then they stuck me
with the LOSERS here at Table Nine!
Loading up, on the free red wine now
Ooh, in Hilton Ballroom Two
People obstruct my view
I missed the Bride & Groom kiss
in an arch made of Balloons
I Moved to table two
And got into a feud
Some things i shouted were crude, but
that flower girl was rude!
Hear the best man give his speech
He's twenty four beers deep
For half an hour he speaks
In a rap, to his own mouth beats
4 Destination Weddings, one in the Bahama-Hamas
And Italy wasn't free, Took the hit on Credit Karma
I’ll fly for 6 Hours & Drive for 3 More
This Wednesday Wedding better be hard core!
I was a Martyr, Caught the Garter for my buddy Ryan,
His girlfriend, Dana, would have thought that
they were Next in Line
The Battle for the Bouquet, Almost ended in a Crime
Annabelle, Put down the Knife now, Ooh!
My Table's Turn for Food
I Ran Across the Room
I Shoved aside this Old Dude
Cuz the Hanger gave me ‘tude
The Buffet Line for Food
It Barely Seems to Move
It’s Salmon or Beef Ragu,
It’s not ROCKET Science, Choose!
Tried to Buy 'em something off of the Registry
The only items Left, were Kinda pricey
I’m not Putting money Towards Your Honeymoon, Geez
I might as well just buy your wife a nightie
Thought the Father-Daugther dance was gonna be sweet
The “Bump N’ Grind” song made it kinda Creepy
DJ Yells the names out of the Wedding Party
OK Bruce Buffer, This Ain't the UFC
I’m Sorry Aunt Phyllis, But I Can’t talk to You about your Foot Ulcer right now...
WHY?
CUZ…
It’s Cupid Shuffle!
Oooo, The Song Says What to Do
Step Left & Slide Right Too…
Repeat the Same four dance moves…
Facing Each Wall in the Room!
the Wacky Photo Booths
Got props for You To Use
But One Girl Takes it Serious,
and Needs 14 Re-dos!
The Bridesmaids Out their Shoes
The Groomsmen Got their Booze
A bunch a Gronks in Suits, Look out
There’s kids behind you dudes!
Four Weddings All in June
Do What You gotta Do…
So Raise Your Champagne Flutes & just
Applaud the Bride & Groom

[@dough-moh]

It's funnier knowing Ol' Jeff was practicing this at home for hours lol sounds great though, hope the foot ulcer gets better

[@HeidiKohne]

Awesome job!

[@AJ80]

I HATE weddings. I hope I don't get invited to one

[@sheena9p90]

Being a guest is ok.....dont be in the bridal or grooms party....please lol save yourself and the relationship....too much drama lol