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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025
  • Today I go to military simulator on Roblox and I mess around yet with the spy tool! I had a ton of fun recording this one lol
    play: www.roblox.com...

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @itsisabel420
    @itsisabel420 4 года назад +906

    The one guy who said "bruh" right before the entire street went up in flames was a legend

  • @honeydew6861
    @honeydew6861 3 года назад +367

    “Opinion on the platypus”
    *immediate laughter*

  • @point_decascadia
    @point_decascadia 4 года назад +1331

    You should play this game called “Clear Skies Over Milwaukee” it’s this rp game set in the 90s and a lot of edgy people play it lol

    • @AlterKn1ght
      @AlterKn1ght 4 года назад +31

      Yeah he should lol

    • @leahx2418
      @leahx2418 4 года назад +20

      i love that game

    • @Captain_ZER0
      @Captain_ZER0 4 года назад +16

      I love you More then anything UwU.

    • @lizzienothere8338
      @lizzienothere8338 4 года назад +24

      I read this and the first thing I thought of was the Milwaukee Pasta Bandit lol

    • @h7ile
      @h7ile 4 года назад +5

      YES

  • @makomuru
    @makomuru 3 года назад +500

    I laughed so hard when Albert said opinion on different types of words with a p

    • @fischaventine8313
      @fischaventine8313 3 года назад +37

      Opinion on the paper
      Onion on the paper

    • @Lylaris_or_Garuk
      @Lylaris_or_Garuk 3 года назад +17

      Opinion on the package?

    • @giftyay
      @giftyay 3 года назад +12

      Opinion on the donkey

    • @raebrats7075
      @raebrats7075 3 года назад +11

      Opinion on the Spanish inquisition

    • @makomuru
      @makomuru 3 года назад +9

      I would like to inform that i to like the HP Office Jet

  • @akinyt3549
    @akinyt3549 4 года назад +553

    Albert: *Exists*
    Random officer: you killed me

  • @imjaden1655
    @imjaden1655 4 года назад +523

    " Opinion On The Premier? "
    " *He sucks* "

  • @carbonbasado
    @carbonbasado 4 года назад +2491

    "money cant buy happiness but it can buy pain for others"
    -flamingo

  • @Just_aV6
    @Just_aV6 3 года назад +115

    5:10 had me laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bluejayden715
      @bluejayden715 3 года назад +10

      "Opinion on the premier?"
      "He sucks"
      *GAH GAH GAH GAH GAH*

    • @falconsnake3124
      @falconsnake3124 2 года назад +4

      Onion on printer?

    • @Wii07ENTERTAINMENT
      @Wii07ENTERTAINMENT Год назад +1

      ​@@falconsnake3124 He sucks

    • @vrmil6843
      @vrmil6843 Год назад

      @@falconsnake3124 opinion on the platypus?

  • @arusama.
    @arusama. 4 года назад +684

    Other youtubers: "Im gonna show you on how to get richer fast!"
    Albert: "Im gonna show you guys how to psychologically ruin someones life"

  • @bobuxman5034
    @bobuxman5034 4 года назад +113

    “Powering Imagination”
    continues to eat bricks

    • @crackity1521
      @crackity1521 4 года назад +3

      Go eat brick for all I care

    • @justgiannaxx
      @justgiannaxx 4 года назад +5

      *gives r a b a x*

    • @icatchidiots4693
      @icatchidiots4693 4 года назад +3

      rebex

    • @idawarniasmal153
      @idawarniasmal153 4 года назад +4

      BRICKS stands for
      B-acon
      R-oughly
      I- i don't know this word
      C-idk
      K-fuck
      S-still don't know
      r/ihadastroke

    • @ligma153
      @ligma153 4 года назад

      B-bacon hair
      R-robux
      I-ink
      C-code
      K-ksi
      S-suck

  • @sstarrss
    @sstarrss 4 года назад +773

    Albert:
    "Opinion on the premier"
    "Opinion on the pirahna"
    "Opinion on the platypus"
    "Opinion on the premire
    of sonic the movie"
    "Opinion on things"
    "Opinion?"

    • @Captain_ZER0
      @Captain_ZER0 4 года назад +7

      I love you More then anything UwU.

    • @sstarrss
      @sstarrss 4 года назад +44

      @@Captain_ZER0 didnt u say that to like 7 other people

    • @Anastasiaaugh
      @Anastasiaaugh 4 года назад +13

      @@sstarrss lmao he/she/they did

    • @sstarrss
      @sstarrss 4 года назад +36

      @@Anastasiaaugh oh wow @Captain Zero i really thought we had something💔😤

    • @jobvandelaar7977
      @jobvandelaar7977 4 года назад +10

      This was funniest part😂😂😂

  • @DUCKARMYHEHE
    @DUCKARMYHEHE 2 года назад +74

    Love the fact that on 6:31 Flamingo actually died with him instead of just ignoring it

  • @maxiepoothe5th
    @maxiepoothe5th 4 года назад +124

    Albert: **Decides to breathe**
    Every serious army game: *Ha, no.*

  • @lucyashby4241
    @lucyashby4241 4 года назад +323

    “Onion on printer”, sounds about right

    • @Nononceryallowed
      @Nononceryallowed 4 года назад +4

      O N I O N S H A V E L A Y E R S

    • @tryambaknathjha7574
      @tryambaknathjha7574 4 года назад +1

      It's an inside joke

    • @shianyo
      @shianyo 4 года назад

      I M P O S T O R

    • @Kevin-hb1rd
      @Kevin-hb1rd 4 года назад

      ...yes
      .
      ..
      ...almost there...
      10 studs....yes
      Legit
      Why u scroll down for this stupid capital ',=l

    • @c4rguy14
      @c4rguy14 4 года назад

      That’s my favorite type of food

  • @akinyt3549
    @akinyt3549 4 года назад +420

    Officer: Are you carrying weapons
    Albert: No
    Also Albert: *Shoots everyone in the game*

    • @annakushal952
      @annakushal952 4 года назад +3

      lol why do people even believe him

    • @joiiyfire4324
      @joiiyfire4324 4 года назад

      I think they was going kill him later but he killed them first

    • @milanroblox1765
      @milanroblox1765 4 года назад

      I

    • @joiiyfire4324
      @joiiyfire4324 4 года назад

      @@subbbeforesubbbingtowhoeversub shut up kid

    • @joiiyfire4324
      @joiiyfire4324 4 года назад

      @@Swordfish198 he was bot but ok

  • @davekamano
    @davekamano 2 года назад +35

    nice vid albert ur stuff makes me laugh keep it up😀

  • @gamingwithvortalix3295
    @gamingwithvortalix3295 4 года назад +200

    “Alright ima show you guys how to psychology ruin someone’s live”
    I'm listening...

    • @Captain_ZER0
      @Captain_ZER0 4 года назад +1

      I love you More the anything UwU.

    • @milanroblox1765
      @milanroblox1765 4 года назад

      Video

    • @Ihsuga
      @Ihsuga 4 года назад +3

      @@Captain_ZER0 i hate you more than anything UnU.

    • @akinyt3549
      @akinyt3549 4 года назад +1

      @@Ihsuga same lol

    • @vcq9757
      @vcq9757 4 года назад

      Captain Zero furry

  • @chqmby
    @chqmby 4 года назад +20

    3:20 the way he says ok makes me burst out of laugh

  • @Soccer_lover986
    @Soccer_lover986 4 года назад +52

    Albert: *sees someone*
    Also Albert: *hmm ima turn into you*

    • @GamesRUs-bj2ut
      @GamesRUs-bj2ut 4 года назад +2

      And worst of all....he could be anyone of us!
      (Anyone get the reference?)

    • @GamesRUs-bj2ut
      @GamesRUs-bj2ut 4 года назад +1

      Btw flamingo was the red spy!

    • @art_of_yeet9456
      @art_of_yeet9456 4 года назад +1

      Great comment haha I’m laughing so hard rn. F

    • @Gaming94253
      @Gaming94253 4 года назад

      Can I have help reaching 200 subs? I’m so close!

    • @dianehudson3876
      @dianehudson3876 4 года назад

      want t𝐎 𝐎btain 21K R💲 ch℮ck my id℮a 👑
      🧤
      🎪
      Je aime toujours partager ce que je sais

  • @heathbone4785
    @heathbone4785 2 года назад +8

    god i haven’t laughed like this in YEARS thanks man

  • @samwendigo
    @samwendigo 4 года назад +69

    When you enter the wrong class at school:
    *there is one imposter among us*

  • @railwayss
    @railwayss 4 года назад +190

    idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see
    original message from: dominico flores

    • @avss53
      @avss53 4 года назад +2

      it was from dominic i forgot but its not him who made it

    • @hvvapjf22378
      @hvvapjf22378 4 года назад +1

      Kaazdam hi shoutout plz...............JK

    • @railwayss
      @railwayss 4 года назад

      @@dianehudson3876 no one asked. We arent that stupid. Now get out of here. Please.

    • @legitmemes9178
      @legitmemes9178 4 года назад +1

      Actually it was dominico flores who came up with that

    • @railwayss
      @railwayss 4 года назад +1

      @@legitmemes9178 my bad! I will change it!

  • @oll3y6211
    @oll3y6211 4 года назад +49

    Me:You love being mean huh?
    Flamingo:”Get noobed” ^Shoots me With Gun^

  • @notspectacularsam10
    @notspectacularsam10 2 года назад +7

    "ONION ON PRINTER"
    made me laugh so hard

  • @bluepikmin3242
    @bluepikmin3242 4 года назад +165

    "Are you carrying any weapons?"
    Albert with his pockets full of fire arms: *No sir*

    • @enderdude8714
      @enderdude8714 4 года назад +4

      We saw the damn video

    • @lydia7023
      @lydia7023 4 года назад +1

      Not funny didn’t laugh

    • @itsisabel420
      @itsisabel420 4 года назад +1

      @@lydia7023 Did I ask? No.

    • @madmAn-ky8pd
      @madmAn-ky8pd 4 года назад +3

      Trap You don’t need to laugh, just go on with your day. It’s a kid making a joke, it’s best to say nothing.

    • @catgaming9369
      @catgaming9369 4 года назад

      oh so literally any gta game main character?

  • @MZaki-lg1qi
    @MZaki-lg1qi 4 года назад +69

    anyone laugh at the part when albert says
    "opinion on the premium"
    "opinion on the piranha"
    "opinion on the platypus

  • @l0stdog159
    @l0stdog159 4 года назад +130

    I’m a committed member to this group. And I find this to be hilarious. Thank you.

  • @sleebre2131
    @sleebre2131 3 года назад +15

    I love how when all three of them walked past the guy at the gate he just looked over like "wait a minute"

  • @WalkerWorksz
    @WalkerWorksz 4 года назад +337

    Flamingo: I’m you, from the future.
    Guy: *Gets shot*
    Flamingo: - *spontaneously combusts* -

    • @phatplay
      @phatplay 4 года назад +2

      M

    • @phatplay
      @phatplay 4 года назад +1

      Kokokoooooooooooooooooooo

    • @Prefusify
      @Prefusify 4 года назад +6

      @@phatplay r/ihadastroke

    • @Mr.Knightman912
      @Mr.Knightman912 3 года назад +1

      @@phatplay *M*

    • @CookieTwoStep
      @CookieTwoStep 3 года назад

      Okay this made me laugh Take me like and go

  • @shiftingstudios3063
    @shiftingstudios3063 3 года назад +16

    5:01
    Flamingo: Opinion on Printer!?!
    What it actually says: Onion on Printer.

    • @KostasMi-w6z
      @KostasMi-w6z 5 месяцев назад

      Id like an onion cut in printer please

  • @doctordoom8875
    @doctordoom8875 4 года назад +2074

    "You need to look in the mirror and have a better mindset of yourself." -Mr. Big Basket 2020 Always making us feel better about ourselfs

  • @toastedbread7474
    @toastedbread7474 3 года назад +4

    4:56 onion on printer?
    Me: yes I love onions on printers
    Flamingo: I'm an HP officejet printer kind of guy. But I also like the laserjet.
    Everyone else: Good, sir!
    :troll:

  • @somerandomkid7040
    @somerandomkid7040 4 года назад +100

    Flamingo:takes guys identity in front of him
    Random dude disguised as him: gentlemen..

  • @chillman8803
    @chillman8803 4 года назад +78

    “I’m running around so people see me!”
    *immediately runs behind building*

    • @CHRF-55457
      @CHRF-55457 3 года назад

      He's finding cover!! And avoiding war crimes!

  • @Elcawcaw8004
    @Elcawcaw8004 3 года назад +56

    He’s the best CIA spy we have.

  • @nicowaferr
    @nicowaferr 2 года назад +2

    "Carrying any weapons?"
    "No, sir."
    Smoke Grenade, M16A1, Flashbang, Molotov, Gas Grenade, S-Kar98k

  • @ahmadoumbengue5311
    @ahmadoumbengue5311 3 года назад +33

    I was laughing so hard when he said he cursed at me

  • @flute3653
    @flute3653 4 года назад +30

    4:56 this make me laugh so hard lol

  • @circle5335
    @circle5335 3 года назад +174

    Him: "Onion On Printer."
    Flamingo shows a printer
    (Me dieing of laughter)

  • @MrCrystal09
    @MrCrystal09 Год назад +34

    Ah, military simulator.. the good days of playing back in 2020 and early 2021. I remember joining back in mid 2019. One of the best experiences of my Roblox journey!

    • @tzaluke1968
      @tzaluke1968 Год назад

      You should play it again its still so fun.

    • @victorlolxd7347
      @victorlolxd7347 Год назад

      @@tzaluke1968to me it looks weird and chaotic

  • @cletusthegreat3293
    @cletusthegreat3293 4 года назад +24

    Me: wait what are we doing for gym?
    My teacher for the 50th time 2:55

    • @dg2f994
      @dg2f994 4 года назад +4

      *L U N G E*

    • @sledgetable172
      @sledgetable172 4 года назад +3

      Thank you. This comment is a gem in the ashes of the bot spams.

    • @cletusthegreat3293
      @cletusthegreat3293 4 года назад +1

      @@sledgetable172 thank you for reading this comment

  • @charleeisnothere3701
    @charleeisnothere3701 4 года назад +383

    Oh god. I can’t stop laughing, I love your videos Albert. You make me smile everyday, no matter what mood I’m in.

    • @distancezero3475
      @distancezero3475 2 года назад +1

      What did you just say?

    • @erfz
      @erfz 2 года назад +1

      Thanks

    • @ShibaVex
      @ShibaVex 2 года назад +1

      Absolute facts

    • @TudoMr
      @TudoMr 2 года назад +3

      albert casually ignoring your comment

    • @Someone_igidk
      @Someone_igidk 2 года назад +1

      God.*

  • @hallsfame3342
    @hallsfame3342 4 года назад +115

    Him: "Carrying any weapons?"
    Flamingo: "no, sir"
    Also flamingo: *starts shooting everyone*
    (Edit) yall this was not funny-

    • @Philip-jd7im
      @Philip-jd7im 4 года назад +2

      haha so funny and cool my laugh will arrive in 3-7 business years :|

    • @sledgetable172
      @sledgetable172 4 года назад

      @@Philip-jd7im lol buisness years XDDD

    • @CreamPuffssz
      @CreamPuffssz 4 года назад

      @@Philip-jd7im bot

    • @jays_kindafruity
      @jays_kindafruity 4 года назад

      Ï ÃM ĶëvïÑ B 8 shut up bot

    • @jays_kindafruity
      @jays_kindafruity 4 года назад

      SimplyModerne shut up bot

  • @mrpeacow
    @mrpeacow 7 месяцев назад +2

    "Opinion on the platypus" got me rolling on the floor 😭

  • @mt7680
    @mt7680 3 года назад +135

    “Opinion on the Premier?”
    “He sucks.”
    *bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang*

    • @clownyboy8278
      @clownyboy8278 3 года назад +4

      Onion on printer

    • @milo5313
      @milo5313 3 года назад +2

      Opinion the Piranha
      Opinion on the Platypus

    • @eroth1008
      @eroth1008 3 года назад +2

      @@clownyboy8278 He should have said "I like my printer onionless, please."

  • @Yxlesi
    @Yxlesi 4 года назад +608

    Yall we got the gang
    Musikenna
    Chaosity
    Me
    Other people
    Y'know
    The verified people that somehow annoy all of you 😎✨

    • @Cruscker
      @Cruscker 4 года назад +33

      Grr your verified

    • @Ospox
      @Ospox 4 года назад +23

      LOL
      Ik nobody cares abt self promo but i make content :p

    • @sanctuspetra
      @sanctuspetra 4 года назад +7

      Not rlly lmao theyr fun

    • @greenscreengamer8008
      @greenscreengamer8008 4 года назад +11

      I have never seen you in my fucking life but this is still kinda true.

    • @Cruscker
      @Cruscker 4 года назад +10

      @@Ospox thats a self promo

  • @bruhbyeman3352
    @bruhbyeman3352 4 года назад +55

    "I was an imposter in their Roblox group lol"
    Roblox Imposter 2.0

  • @DawnKoi
    @DawnKoi 2 года назад +1

    DUDE I LOVE U SO MUCH UR SO COOL AND I REALLY WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN 😁

  • @articsarcastic7104
    @articsarcastic7104 4 года назад +43

    5:30 Yes albert, that's a Molotov, not a Gas Granade.

    • @yuniatiyune2597
      @yuniatiyune2597 4 года назад +2

      Thats not a molotov... a molotov spreads fire

    • @sammycito7777
      @sammycito7777 4 года назад

      Froxid Plays r/woosh

    • @articsarcastic7104
      @articsarcastic7104 4 года назад

      @Trina Wilson nope

    • @sharonb3939
      @sharonb3939 4 года назад

      @@yuniatiyune2597 he was being sarcastic e

    • @fork2309
      @fork2309 4 года назад

      @@yuniatiyune2597 literally his point

  • @sanctuspetra
    @sanctuspetra 4 года назад +49

    *physiologically ruin someones lifes*
    -alberto 2020 spooktober

  • @lunaticstars8689
    @lunaticstars8689 4 года назад +59

    Albert you have to play Attack on titan: Last Breath on roblox!

    • @LinkHyrule_
      @LinkHyrule_ 4 года назад +3

      @@subbbeforesubbbingtowhoeversub die

    • @misnomer6345
      @misnomer6345 4 года назад

      @@subbbeforesubbbingtowhoeversub die

    • @rtixboi
      @rtixboi 4 года назад

      Bruh attack on titan is an anime

    • @ohoh8454
      @ohoh8454 4 года назад +1

      @@rtixboi yeah there are roblox games for it.

    • @lunaticstars8689
      @lunaticstars8689 4 года назад

      @AngerPuffs That's a good game too!

  • @Peace37397
    @Peace37397 2 года назад +1

    Lol I work at that game you played at the start

  • @Thepolicered
    @Thepolicered 4 года назад +50

    Flamingo: That guy was an imposter!
    Everyone: *Doesn't care*
    Flamingo: U shouldn't believe me *pulls out gun*
    Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    Flamingo: *Starts to shoot* gagagagaggagagagagag

    • @maowy
      @maowy 4 года назад

      Milo Dude ..ok

    • @powerninjabosse7804
      @powerninjabosse7804 2 года назад

      no; I'm the imposter and btw can you gift me rubux I'm so so so poor in rubux i just want RUBUx because rubux

  • @Bengisity
    @Bengisity 4 года назад +14

    I love the first sentence “today I will psychologically ruin people”

    • @Ospox
      @Ospox 4 года назад +2

      Ikr, but thats normal for albert to say.
      Ik nobody cares abt self promo but i make content :p

    • @Philip-jd7im
      @Philip-jd7im 4 года назад +1

      haha so funny and cool my laugh will arrive in 3-7 business years :|

    • @Bengisity
      @Bengisity 4 года назад

      Nice I do too

    • @dazy9997
      @dazy9997 4 года назад

      Ospox cool I subbed

    • @Bengisity
      @Bengisity 4 года назад

      Thanks

  • @qwurtyy1008
    @qwurtyy1008 4 года назад +11

    "Okay guys I'm gonna show you how to psychologically ruin someone's life."
    *fantastic*

  • @Thee_unthinkable
    @Thee_unthinkable 11 месяцев назад +4

    7:30 [insert funny tf2 spy joke]

    • @Lanetgm
      @Lanetgm 10 месяцев назад

      Pybros when they breathe the same air as a spy

    • @Thee_unthinkable
      @Thee_unthinkable 10 месяцев назад

      Thanks

  • @joeswanson7950
    @joeswanson7950 4 года назад +16

    The RA isn't allowed outside the main entrance unless they're a Major+, so a member of the 5th Rifle or Spets division would've killed you regardless. Staff Sergeant isn't a high rank either. I just wanted to say that in case Albert sees it for future breaching of the Military Simulator Border.

  • @EtheralCaelifer
    @EtheralCaelifer 4 года назад +36

    “I’m gonna show you how to physiologically ruin someone’s life”
    Count me in

  • @Slinger_CEO
    @Slinger_CEO Год назад +1

    "opinion on printer" killed me

  • @DrPhil-bv4lp
    @DrPhil-bv4lp 4 года назад +191

    "Opinion on sonic the movie?"
    *"Good"*
    "Opinion on things?"
    *"Good"*
    "Opinion?"
    **Dies an honorable death**

  • @ivory5658
    @ivory5658 4 года назад +61

    “Money can’t buy happiness but pain”
    -Wise words no everyone needed

    • @hendlow
      @hendlow 4 года назад +1

      Indeed

    • @Aidanaep
      @Aidanaep 4 года назад

      Stolen

    • @shark1751
      @shark1751 4 года назад +1

      Bro just stop

    • @ClatoqFN
      @ClatoqFN 4 года назад

      You know when you die in call of duty Remastered

    • @Gaming94253
      @Gaming94253 4 года назад

      Can I have help reaching 200 subs? I’m so close!

  • @ivory5658
    @ivory5658 4 года назад +75

    Nobody:
    Not even ninja:
    Bots: wHo BeEn A fAn Of FlAmInGo

    • @NewDonta
      @NewDonta 4 года назад +8

      Wow so original ur comment is worse than bots.

    • @shark1751
      @shark1751 4 года назад +7

      I would prefer them then you tbh.

    • @1slandss
      @1slandss 4 года назад +1

      @@shark1751 rude but their's is better than the bots

    • @haileytrains1885
      @haileytrains1885 4 года назад +5

      Nobody :
      Not even my mom :
      Noone :
      Nobody :

    • @dajura8198
      @dajura8198 4 года назад

      Truth of the people saying Who's been fan of (RUclipsrs)?

  • @rulesys
    @rulesys 2 года назад +25

    Onion on printer?

  • @hayyawl3433
    @hayyawl3433 4 года назад +16

    albert: *trolling as people*
    the people: *what. how.*

    • @Cruscker
      @Cruscker 4 года назад

      Grrr me mad

    • @Philip-jd7im
      @Philip-jd7im 4 года назад

      haha so funny and cool my laugh will arrive in 3-7 business years :|

    • @hayyawl3433
      @hayyawl3433 4 года назад

      SimplyModerne nice! mine will arrive in 2-3 business days 🕺

  • @iloveedamon9815
    @iloveedamon9815 4 года назад +12

    I love the way he impersonates everyone it’s *hilarious* get’s me every time 😂😂

  • @yuichirohayakuya9813
    @yuichirohayakuya9813 4 года назад +13

    I laugh so hard in the "opinion in the platypus"

  • @united_dan
    @united_dan 3 года назад

    5:00 i laughed so much and i cant stop re watching this "ONION ON PRINTER"

  • @locke8628
    @locke8628 3 года назад +17

    "If i die you die"
    "Well try your best not to-"

  • @tackyjulia
    @tackyjulia 4 года назад +13

    “Alright ima show you guys how to psychology ruin somebodys live” sounds like something I wanna learn 😀

    • @jdwmyt
      @jdwmyt 4 года назад +2

      Q: What goes up and down but does not move?
      A: Stairs

    • @MarbGames
      @MarbGames 4 года назад +1

      Alright ima show you guys this bot

    • @jerms4070
      @jerms4070 4 года назад

      @Krunxz is a Simp didn't ask

    • @tackyjulia
      @tackyjulia 4 года назад +1

      Unique Marble I am not a bot I’m George Foreman grill

    • @tackyjulia
      @tackyjulia 4 года назад +1

      cringe whoa

  • @storeybeats
    @storeybeats 4 года назад +48

    idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see
    Copy and paste this so albert can see credit:Domenico Florentio

    • @Zianna_315
      @Zianna_315 4 года назад

      :0

    • @zeldafan200
      @zeldafan200 4 года назад

      @@Zianna_315 that was not the original guy also stop

    • @LLL69283
      @LLL69283 4 года назад

      @@Zianna_315 ●~●

    • @Captain_ZER0
      @Captain_ZER0 4 года назад

      I love you more the anything UwU.

    • @kv_6975
      @kv_6975 4 года назад +1

      You can see credit after you click show more

  • @victordaniel6310
    @victordaniel6310 2 года назад +2

    Albert really violated that Man

  • @Kahridk
    @Kahridk 4 года назад +13

    Dude I can't stop laughing at 3:57

  • @fellowshipped7800
    @fellowshipped7800 4 года назад +15

    “Hey guys I’m going to tell you how to psychologically ruin someone’s life”
    -Albert 2020

    • @Captain_ZER0
      @Captain_ZER0 4 года назад +1

      I love you more the anything UwU.

    • @fellowshipped7800
      @fellowshipped7800 4 года назад

      Captain Zero uhhhhh sure why not

    • @OnlyCrestfallen.
      @OnlyCrestfallen. 4 года назад

      @@Captain_ZER0 this man just got the tier 3 simp award for simping for someone they dont even know lmfao

    • @powerninjabosse7804
      @powerninjabosse7804 2 года назад

      no plz plz plz send me some ruby or vbux

  • @B3ar-698
    @B3ar-698 4 года назад +30

    5:37 it looks like my other cat THAT IS STILL ALIVE

    • @amandalewis3970
      @amandalewis3970 6 месяцев назад +2

      Is he still alive...?

    • @isacfxd3163
      @isacfxd3163 4 месяца назад +1

      coltin we need to know

    • @Cai-y1f
      @Cai-y1f Месяц назад

      On yo dead cats, I didn't ruin my friends relationship.

    • @happyboy05867
      @happyboy05867 27 дней назад

      He is alive guys

  • @flipperagate9802
    @flipperagate9802 3 года назад +2

    I love border games now because of you

  • @olivea2496
    @olivea2496 4 года назад +86

    "Money can't by happiness, but it can buy pain to other's"
    -Albert

  • @epicfedora
    @epicfedora 4 года назад +21

    This guy is a maniac, yet he still has a family friendly channel. This is amazing.

    • @microwavefork9306
      @microwavefork9306 4 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @Captain_ZER0
      @Captain_ZER0 4 года назад

      I love you more the anything UwU.

    • @sledgetable172
      @sledgetable172 4 года назад

      hellow new cult fellow

    • @axoleat294
      @axoleat294 4 года назад

      @hrb2OO921 bro that I am kevin guy is a bot, they real i am kevin b doesn't have a 8 at the end

  • @shrivvlez5883
    @shrivvlez5883 4 года назад +92

    “Onion on the printer” sounds like a Lemon Demon song

    • @starsetpuppy4205
      @starsetpuppy4205 4 года назад +6

      oh my god it does and thats amazing
      _also hi fellow lemon demon fan_

    • @denny_boii
      @denny_boii 4 года назад +1

      true

    • @Schw1cky
      @Schw1cky 4 года назад +1

      true ngl

    • @RedHorizonz
      @RedHorizonz 4 года назад +1

      neil needs to make this true

    • @or4nb
      @or4nb 4 года назад

      Lol I was the guy that said it IM IN DA VIDEO

  • @shaynemercado2471
    @shaynemercado2471 9 месяцев назад +2

    5:03 GOT ME ON THE FLOOR

  • @imzoinks
    @imzoinks 4 года назад +21

    “I wanna show u how to sociologically ruin someones life”
    *60M on the line*

    • @Philip-jd7im
      @Philip-jd7im 4 года назад +1

      haha so funny and cool my laugh will arrive in 3-7 business years :|

    • @Captain_ZER0
      @Captain_ZER0 4 года назад

      I love you more the anything UwU.

    • @forestdellinger8188
      @forestdellinger8188 3 года назад

      SSUSUSUSUSUSU

  • @ChaosAdventureMan
    @ChaosAdventureMan 4 года назад +14

    This game: has spy tool
    My brain for some reason: *Gentlemen.*
    Hotel? Trivago.

    • @crackity1521
      @crackity1521 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @nixberton1457
      @nixberton1457 4 года назад

      "3:22"
      In case anyone need -sf- lots of R💲 simply consider using ▶️ 𝙧𝙤𝙗𝙪𝙭𝙖𝙡𝙡.𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙚
      Its available to all platforms+ jfo
      Οποιοσδήποτεwdder μπορείhqut να πάρει πολλούς πόρουςfc

    • @crackity1521
      @crackity1521 4 года назад +1

      @@nixberton1457 i did now where is my robux

    • @LEAEEF
      @LEAEEF 4 года назад

      Gentlemen? I see the briefcase is secure? good tell me, did anyone kill a red spy on the way here? No!? then we still have a problem. *gets killed* what it was obvi? watch he'll re spawn any second now SEE oh wait that him. so we still have problem okay who ready to find the spy? right behind you GAGA

    • @get-free-robuxcheckmychann5255
      @get-free-robuxcheckmychann5255 4 года назад

      50,000

  • @toaster1465
    @toaster1465 4 года назад +81

    This is how to ruin someones life. Look its “Sharklol279” But I’m “Sharklol279” BUT FATTER.
    -Flamingo/Albert 2020

    • @Captain_ZER0
      @Captain_ZER0 4 года назад

      I love you more the anything UwU.

    • @commane21
      @commane21 4 года назад +1

      Its sharklol not boy

    • @angerznightmare9466
      @angerznightmare9466 4 года назад

      Common you already know what Albert said about these comments ;-;
      (I'm not saying you can't still comment it but like seriously he said he doesn't understand these comments so I probably wouldn't comment them)

    • @Random_youtuber584
      @Random_youtuber584 4 года назад +1

      @@Captain_ZER0 are u going to everbody thing to say that Lol

    • @ItsQuackie
      @ItsQuackie 4 года назад

      @@angerznightmare9466 Its jokes to make ppl laugh he isnt trying to make albert comment :/

  • @budgetman7111
    @budgetman7111 2 года назад +1

    “Do you have any weapons?”
    Flamingo, having as much firearms as Michael Koenigs in his inventory: “no sir”

  • @kylexr70r
    @kylexr70r 3 года назад +7

    "onion on printer!" Thats so funny😂😂

  • @LiquidLightning
    @LiquidLightning 4 года назад +40

    Who else thinks albert should make a flamingo restaurant but without caps abuse LOL

    • @frizzledizzle1527
      @frizzledizzle1527 4 года назад +3

      Yes lol

    • @dheartdude9175
      @dheartdude9175 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @monkeyanders905
      @monkeyanders905 4 года назад +2

      Me lol

    • @Ospox
      @Ospox 4 года назад +2

      LOL YES
      Ik nobody cares abt self promo but i make content :p

    • @gingyik
      @gingyik 4 года назад +1

      who else thinks gacha people can die for for all we care

  • @igoresha301
    @igoresha301 4 года назад +13

    Soviet russia be like: wanna fight us?

  • @mrsneeky3415
    @mrsneeky3415 2 года назад +2

    This is what we do in america we not only sale guns in target and Walmart but we fat shame ppl 0:01

  • @ripper8097
    @ripper8097 4 года назад +9

    Albert: causing eternal suffering and depression
    RUclips: I'll allow it

  • @3_ra
    @3_ra 4 года назад +48

    "The Red Army"
    *eddsworld vietnam flashback intesify*

  • @tackyjulia
    @tackyjulia 4 года назад +13

    “Alright ima show you guys how to psychology ruin someone’s live” sounds like something I wanna learn 😀

    • @tackyjulia
      @tackyjulia 4 года назад

      Ï ÃM ĶëvïÑ B 8 stop 😀

  • @lozloz001
    @lozloz001 2 года назад +1

    Thats my fav game and i have that spy gamepass too

    • @HEEHEESV
      @HEEHEESV 11 месяцев назад

      Wats the game called?

  • @PolishCowvsJuan
    @PolishCowvsJuan 4 года назад +195

    Claim your “here before a million views” ticket here

  • @circleubuntu
    @circleubuntu 3 года назад +24

    7:56 twitter in a nutshell

    • @Morbius6826
      @Morbius6826 2 года назад

      Any social media platform in general

  • @baldfatprincess2733
    @baldfatprincess2733 4 года назад +51

    “So eat a brick dude”
    *shows cat eating a CARDBOARD box*

  • @fireboyfails8481
    @fireboyfails8481 3 года назад +2

    This whole video in a nutshell:
    *Hippity Hoppity, your identity is now my property*

  • @staringcat7034
    @staringcat7034 4 года назад +10

    CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE BUNNY WICH ZOOMED THROUGH ALBERT WHILE HE WASNT LOOKING?!?! 6:46

  • @toiletguy9763
    @toiletguy9763 4 года назад +10

    The quiet kids in virtual school once they had enough 5:11

  • @clxver3759
    @clxver3759 4 года назад +31

    "Opinion on premier?"
    "It sucks"
    *Shoots violently*

  • @kylethehypnobrai8050
    @kylethehypnobrai8050 2 года назад +3

    Alternate title: flamingo being the joker for 8 minutes straight.

  • @brandonraymundo2962
    @brandonraymundo2962 3 года назад +16

    6:05 spongebob say the line
    “oUoHhHhHhHhH iM sTuPiD”
    me: spongebob is always wise.