This is just what I needed! Heading to Raglan for my birthday weekend to practice my pop-ups and nonchalantly share some waves with my online surf coach!
"Fuck, Kelly's calling..." Brah this was so fucking hilarious. You're on fire lately, mate! Keep em coming. P.s. im from hawaii, where its not a shameful thing to be both a surferz and a bodyboarder. There's some waves that just get too expensive to exclusively be just a surfer. Youd go through 10 boards a day. 😆 and those kinds of waves arent the kind you want to just leave unridden.
@@RaglanSurfReport Hard to put a price on becoming a great surfer without long term practice, happy to see you figured it out!! I'll DM my credit card info.
Dude I want a refund, I've like tried three times for a reverse inverted 540 air like you show in lesson 3 and I like can't stick it. Isn't there like a guarantee with your program. I've been like waiting at the ramp at Manu Bay for two weeks to get back my $200 introductory, never to be repeated, once in a lifetime offer. You better lay low, my missus is pissed I used her rent money to pay for your lessons. She said to tell you "I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give my money back, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you..”
@@RaglanSurfReport Blutak is the shit. I've taken to always wearing at least one ear stuffed with it - rip it in half, voila both ears! voila, stick up a picture! Make a tiny sculpture! I think that's about it tho.
You cant get good at surfing while living in Raglan anyway that's why Jamie o Brien lives at pipeline and gets the bazzas on his soft top, and if you want to learn to surf you go to turtle bay, not raglan, you can't even get goof out there
Hey Luke, another classic 👍, how about a video on your thoughts on this new transgender acceptance on the WSL, my predictions are that a 100 Brazilian men are gonna come forward, say they are transgender and win the women’s world title for the next 100 years.
I hear the wsl are letting transgenders compete in the ladies division who do you think it’s gonna be an Aussie maybe a Brazo as our first trans gender winner ?
Broccoli will be pissed.
Every time I'm about to buy a surf program I'll come back to this video, thank you Surf Better for helping me with my Finance 🤣
It’s SurfBeta, emphasis on the ‘Beta’
@@RaglanSurfReport sounds more legit!
Amazing Kelly Slater impression
was that a reference to a famous Influencer who rides a soft top, who took off deeper than Kelly at Pipeline?? So Jazzed bro, just so jazzed 🤣🤣🤣
my boggieboarding pop up has improved 87% thanks to surf beta
All i know is im bodyboarding better than ever. Fkn jazzed as bro. Thanks man.
Your sarcastic view of what goes on in the world is too good , great entertainment right there cheers
If Kelly says its done, then its done….. don’t fight it, let it go.
sorry but the online surf coaches oath is unbreakable.
honestly the best thing on the internet ever
I might have to do this after my get a six pack in 6 days! Also comes with a set of steak knives
they had a 3 day clinic for surf coaching in Bali... I missed it fuck
Beautiful, I cried
Group hug 💕
"without us we'd all be boogie boarders"
So you're the one whos killing this sport...
I'm trying my hardest!
nailed it again Luke
Faeces..you got a license for those guns?
This is just what I needed! Heading to Raglan for my birthday weekend to practice my pop-ups and nonchalantly share some waves with my online surf coach!
"Fuck, Kelly's calling..."
Brah this was so fucking hilarious. You're on fire lately, mate! Keep em coming.
P.s. im from hawaii, where its not a shameful thing to be both a surferz and a bodyboarder. There's some waves that just get too expensive to exclusively be just a surfer. Youd go through 10 boards a day. 😆 and those kinds of waves arent the kind you want to just leave unridden.
Luke, this one had an all star cast...Well done!
Fucking masterpiece
I actually need to work on my pop up😃 old injuries slowing me down 🤦
That Donut Boog is sick
"I had a german backpacker with a softtop in front of me in Pipeline"
Assume that level 1 surf coach cert automatically converts to level 2 life coach if required
aahahaaaa hes too old to be a life coach
That is only logical! & the older the wiser
I can't remember, do you call him the goat or the sheep?
I'm still a boogie boarder
Who the hell did Kelly's voice? it was SPOT ON 😂 The breathing, the "S"s, everything. Sterling?
Betya it was the goat himself
My money is on Tyler Allen
That's the future of surfing
faeces is a wise man
You should be getting funding from nz on air!
Thats some funnny Ah Shot! Thanks for the good laugh! Slater the Hater hahahaha Shut it down!!!hahahaha
Thanx to the program I am no longer an alcoholic :)))
Where can you get your certificate renewed?
took you no chalants to make this
No prisoners content, as always!
Best one yet.. :)
3 days is too long, can I become a pro in 2 days?
Yes, it just costs more
@@RaglanSurfReport Hard to put a price on becoming a great surfer without long term practice, happy to see you figured it out!! I'll DM my credit card info.
Love this
Was it a German backpacker or Jamie wearing a backpack
😂 good stuff
do this ! where's kale ravioli.
Strong. Very strong.
Dude I want a refund, I've like tried three times for a reverse inverted 540 air like you show in lesson 3 and I like can't stick it. Isn't there like a guarantee with your program. I've been like waiting at the ramp at Manu Bay for two weeks to get back my $200 introductory, never to be repeated, once in a lifetime offer. You better lay low, my missus is pissed I used her rent money to pay for your lessons. She said to tell you "I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give my money back, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you..”
read the fine print buddy!
This is the best RSR evar!😅
Best ever!!!!
Genius
Hilarious thank you
Hey bro do you have a volcome sticker on your nose and wear ear plugs? Think I saw you out back the other day
Yep, but it was Blutak. Ear plugs are awful
@@RaglanSurfReport Blutak is the shit. I've taken to always wearing at least one ear stuffed with it - rip it in half, voila both ears! voila, stick up a picture! Make a tiny sculpture! I think that's about it tho.
Can you do a video on how I can transition to a woman so I can surf against the women on the tour . I have started by growing my hair long . 👍👍
Nice
BRO I FOUND THE BABYLON BEE OF SURFING, YESS
You cant get good at surfing while living in Raglan anyway that's why Jamie o Brien lives at pipeline and gets the bazzas on his soft top, and if you want to learn to surf you go to turtle bay, not raglan, you can't even get goof out there
Surf bitter?
where's the gorilla suit?
Sign me up. I wanna be beta
😂
Hey Luke, another classic 👍, how about a video on your thoughts on this new transgender acceptance on the WSL, my predictions are that a 100 Brazilian men are gonna come forward, say they are transgender and win the women’s world title for the next 100 years.
Zero chalants... 😄
🤣🤣🤣
3 daya pro...🤣
your techniques are almost too innovative.
that hideous peace tattoo though....
Total BS. If you believe this, please contact me. I'll teach you how to be a pro basketball player in three days and the money is much better.
I hear the wsl are letting transgenders compete in the ladies division who do you think it’s gonna be an Aussie maybe a Brazo as our first trans gender winner ?
You can cure insanity 😳😳🥰🥰🥰🦦☯️🎏
Surf BETA males hahahaha