They filmed UFOs in the sky 😱

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  • Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024

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  • @Dylan_Anderson
    @Dylan_Anderson  2 года назад +6264

    (via Gus McGavern/Calaveras Enterprise, WalkerATX/TW)

    • @lxvleyperson
      @lxvleyperson 2 года назад +25

      Wow!! First comment here let’s go!!

    • @ybrothegamer823
      @ybrothegamer823 2 года назад +12

      Second

    • @LetZi.
      @LetZi. 2 года назад +7

      Third

    • @chunki3442
      @chunki3442 2 года назад +48

      lasers from the ground

    • @Idk1232-t3q
      @Idk1232-t3q 2 года назад +9

      There was also one where I live (Carlsbad, New Mexico)

  • @sekirothewolf794
    @sekirothewolf794 2 года назад +61416

    People : "Finally we spotted aliens"
    Aliens : "Finally we spotted aliens"

  • @_ZeroMaximum_
    @_ZeroMaximum_ 2 года назад +35979

    The United States Armed Forces definitely knows what they're doing.
    They be like: "Gotta keep the *Tradition* alive."

  • @Apat815
    @Apat815 2 года назад +3370

    “Bro you left the lights on”
    “God damnit time to leave”

  • @Jeo_lol
    @Jeo_lol 6 месяцев назад +359

    Bro we got Aliens before GTA 6 🗿

    • @Youpick11
      @Youpick11 6 месяцев назад +8

      That’s a little sad that we will be abducted by aliens before playing GTA 6 😂

    • @pauledwards2931
      @pauledwards2931 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@Youpick11 You forgot the A. As it stands, you're referring to Gran Turismo 6

    • @Youpick11
      @Youpick11 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@pauledwards2931 Thank you for telling me I fixed it

    • @BoeJiden190
      @BoeJiden190 5 месяцев назад +1

      fr

    • @blats31
      @blats31 5 месяцев назад +1

      In San Andreas to!!

  • @Cosm7cs
    @Cosm7cs 2 года назад +2808

    “Bro you left your blinkers on”
    “Oh shit we’ve been spotted run”

    • @tiffany24825
      @tiffany24825 2 года назад +23

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @thereal_dls1395
      @thereal_dls1395 2 года назад +7

      🤣🤣

    • @ricora9937
      @ricora9937 2 года назад

      Honestly I think it’s just satellites sumhow projecting rays of light at the earth’s atmosphere or something that is reflective enough to show light. In other words I COULD BE 1000% wrong but I think they’re just fucking with us at this point💀

    • @Stargazing4533
      @Stargazing4533 2 года назад +4

      🤣

    • @LootSky3
      @LootSky3 2 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣good one

  • @GreenGhostGuy
    @GreenGhostGuy 2 года назад +3092

    Man Rick and morty are going crazy to promote their new season

    • @mrcrazy6265
      @mrcrazy6265 2 года назад +46

      Your comment bout to be famous in a few hours

    • @MattDoesNothing
      @MattDoesNothing 2 года назад +14

      And I will also witness it.

    • @thefrogman8422
      @thefrogman8422 2 года назад +8

      Fr

    • @ethangreen5416
      @ethangreen5416 2 года назад +12

      @@mrcrazy6265 Damn, 40 minutes in and nothing. Unlucky
      Edit: Shiiii, nvm. It’s gaining traction.

    • @Klopza
      @Klopza 2 года назад +3

      Bet

  • @DeesDNP
    @DeesDNP 2 года назад +6596

    It would be funny aliens have just been spectating for science and there are aliens in school learning about us for one of their classes.

    • @justiki3180
      @justiki3180 2 года назад +47

      yeah lol

    • @seafirefr.4751
      @seafirefr.4751 2 года назад +144

      Aliens are real, all insects and animals on this planet are aliens, we are aliens my guy. 🤣🤣 Do you think that the creatures of Earth’s DNA has been riddled on the planet since it’s formation? Nope.

    • @Pablo-vn9hn
      @Pablo-vn9hn 2 года назад +18

      @@seafirefr.4751 How do you know?

    • @johnnyrojas2524
      @johnnyrojas2524 2 года назад +69

      Maybe a school field trip, makes sure you get your parents signature or you can't go see some aliens

    • @DeesDNP
      @DeesDNP 2 года назад +42

      @@seafirefr.4751 Earth isn't made of DNA, first of all. Also, I know there probably are other life forms on other planets. It's a joke, but you had to try to ruin it because you really wanted to.

  • @Vrushvr275
    @Vrushvr275 6 месяцев назад +48

    I saw a flying dog once I thought it was the chupacabra

    • @Emprodutions
      @Emprodutions 4 месяца назад +3

      For real

    • @brunomartinello1114
      @brunomartinello1114 4 месяца назад +6

      That's my dog! I have flying dog but he escaped.. where did you see him?

    • @smackheadnify
      @smackheadnify 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@brunomartinello1114 💀

    • @bqkmg2037
      @bqkmg2037 23 дня назад

      LOOK UP...ITS PLANE..ITS BIRD... IT'S UNDERDOG!!!!😂🎉😂🎉

  • @zackscottygamer
    @zackscottygamer 2 года назад +3655

    *"Should we land here?"* 👽
    *"Nah, just saw an alien twerking into the camera."* 👽

  • @mayochup
    @mayochup 2 года назад +1061

    the aliens in the last clip must be like “damn bro you took a wrong turn” then went away

    • @Squidman9
      @Squidman9 2 года назад +4

      i saw one of them myself

    • @negropa892
      @negropa892 2 года назад +3

      @@Squidman9 where

    • @Squidman9
      @Squidman9 2 года назад +2

      @@negropa892 near my house there were like five lights in a pattern in the sky

    • @Clover4657
      @Clover4657 2 года назад +5

      @@Squidman9 did you by any chance smoke weed that day?

    • @glitchlessyt9292
      @glitchlessyt9292 2 года назад +6

      @@Clover4657 nah bro he snorted weed not smoked it 💀💀💀💀

  • @lucasgufy
    @lucasgufy 6 месяцев назад +43

    Spoting aliens before gta 6

  • @intrader7827
    @intrader7827 2 года назад +1506

    tiktokers *twerking in camera
    aliens: such an unholy place
    *leave at the speed of light

  • @sviitor
    @sviitor 2 года назад +1013

    "If it is on the internet, then it's true" - Abraham Lincoln

    • @prathameshbhambure
      @prathameshbhambure 2 года назад +19

      Anything we put between " " and add a name below becomes a quote, doesn't it?🤣

    • @EmailBacon
      @EmailBacon 2 года назад +2

      @@prathameshbhambure haha. Yea..

    • @derekcooley5832
      @derekcooley5832 2 года назад +45

      "Anything we put between " " and add a name below becomes a quote, doesn't it? 🤣"
      -@@prathameshbhambure

    • @PeytDog
      @PeytDog 2 года назад +3

      @@derekcooley5832 lmao

    • @yurrr552
      @yurrr552 2 года назад +13

      ""Anything we put bewteen " " and add a name below becomes a quote, doesn't it? 🤣"
      -@Prathamesh Bhbure"
      -@@derekcooley5832

  • @alyx422
    @alyx422 2 года назад +3791

    imagine this was just a school field trip for the aliens 💀

    • @craftysteve176
      @craftysteve176 2 года назад +34

      Lol

    • @katiebutler2696
      @katiebutler2696 2 года назад +32

      This is the funniest comment I have seen all yr! 😂😂😂
      Thank you for making me laugh I needed this 💋🤍

    • @Elmo_Galupe
      @Elmo_Galupe 2 года назад +72

      Hey alien children... The teacher said you can all go to the zoo today!!

    • @ceefaka
      @ceefaka 2 года назад +6

      Humans of earth could never 😂

    • @michaelmarshall7700
      @michaelmarshall7700 2 года назад +4

      South Park... 🌍 Earth... Day 6,003,492🤔🙏🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @Kenny2k08
    @Kenny2k08 4 месяца назад +57

    This is exactly what I saw in the sky seven years ago at 3 AM when I randomly looked up and saw five lights go from one side of the sky to the other. Most fascinating thing I’ve ever seen.

    • @williamwilson6499
      @williamwilson6499 3 месяца назад +1

      😂

    • @TTVRockstarquezz
      @TTVRockstarquezz 2 месяца назад

      @@williamwilson6499shut up shit is real

    • @TTVRockstarquezz
      @TTVRockstarquezz 2 месяца назад +1

      I feel you bro I wish i knew what they were

    • @raerdev
      @raerdev Месяц назад +2

      I have seen the same thing. But they were red.

    • @Sammy554
      @Sammy554 4 дня назад

      I ve seen alien spacecraft in the year 2018 summer night at around 7 pm on a full moon night. It was scanning the ground for about 5 sec (whole structure/body was covered in blue lights, the structure looked exactly like a kite shape) once its done scaning the area it disappeared in thin air(my eyes couldn't grasped the speed, they prolly use light year travel) i still cant forget what i saw that night till to these days i can imagine it crystal clear.

  • @coyotehd816
    @coyotehd816 2 года назад +719

    “San Andreas”
    CJ…”Ahh shit, here we go again”

  • @polar9692
    @polar9692 2 года назад +1876

    “morty wtf, this isnt the right planet morty”

    • @the0siren0of0night
      @the0siren0of0night 2 года назад +93

      "we don't even exist in this universe! They think we're just a cartoon!"

    • @alpha_oreox7524
      @alpha_oreox7524 2 года назад +44

      “What are you talking about Rick? I’m pretty sure I got the right coordina- WHAT IS THAT”

    • @jakobchannelhere
      @jakobchannelhere 2 года назад +6

      😂😂😂

    • @adriaannobrega1379
      @adriaannobrega1379 2 года назад +8

      They be making new episodes for the new season 😂

    • @channelname9468
      @channelname9468 2 года назад +17

      @@the0siren0of0night “this is outside the central finite curve Morty!”

  • @mikejohnson3338
    @mikejohnson3338 2 года назад +5440

    They were looking for intelligent life, but instead found us.
    And quickly bounced.

    • @ryhanjohnston4408
      @ryhanjohnston4408 2 года назад +63

      They were just like oh boss I think we found life boss walks over boss be like they ugly not smart and scared of us less go

    • @summeryoung7611
      @summeryoung7611 2 года назад +8

      Lol

    • @glaciervalley5710
      @glaciervalley5710 2 года назад +19

      Understandable ngl

    • @psycohaul
      @psycohaul 2 года назад +13

      Makes sense lmao

    • @julenachname1138
      @julenachname1138 2 года назад +46

      Are u surprised? They popped up in the US

  • @DOOM-P90
    @DOOM-P90 6 месяцев назад +15

    Man I don't know how aliens don't get whiplash from the sudden zip speed

    • @varun8762
      @varun8762 6 месяцев назад

      Their body is steel

    • @klyda_da
      @klyda_da 6 месяцев назад

      cause they are in space

    • @user-ju5rq1cz2d
      @user-ju5rq1cz2d 5 месяцев назад +3

      Anti gravity tech

    • @deepanshumolasi7151
      @deepanshumolasi7151 5 месяцев назад +1

      Mercury , makes things zero g force zero gravity.

    • @hunter.5625
      @hunter.5625 3 месяца назад

      They have force fields basically which are electro magnetically fields that can manipulate “gravity”

  • @Tymon-2207
    @Tymon-2207 2 года назад +971

    "In San Andreas"
    Big Smoke: You chose the wrong planet, fool

    • @toruyoki7672
      @toruyoki7672 2 года назад +7

      underrated

    • @america692
      @america692 2 года назад +8

      CJ alien: EEEEYY EY EY SMOKE ITS ME, CARL! CHILLL, CHIILL

    • @YYY676
      @YYY676 2 года назад +4

      God just downloaded UFO mod guys

    • @luxuryiskey2082
      @luxuryiskey2082 2 года назад +1

      OhOhOhohhhhhhhh

    • @cheese4644
      @cheese4644 2 года назад +1

      Lol true

  • @knownjustin0
    @knownjustin0 2 года назад +1216

    That one person with the strongest green laser pointer:😈

    • @babablacksheep2091
      @babablacksheep2091 2 года назад +28

      Mans actually right

    • @chrisboshers
      @chrisboshers 2 года назад +8

      @@babablacksheep2091 doesn't work like that

    • @nickographer6528
      @nickographer6528 2 года назад +31

      spot on with the laser, notice how they use the clouds?

    • @ilkinqafarov87
      @ilkinqafarov87 2 года назад +11

      @@chrisboshers it does, there r clouds

    • @ThePhobiaCrew
      @ThePhobiaCrew 2 года назад +3

      There would need to be clouds in the sky to shine on. If it moved then it would be looking different while moving through the clouds if it was a laser pointer. Maybe cgi

  • @BabyT1
    @BabyT1 2 года назад +29008

    “In San Andreas”
    CJ - I must be seeing things
    Edit: I thank everyone for the likes, I love each and everyone of y’all, God Bless Everyone

  • @nobisum4351
    @nobisum4351 2 года назад +809

    “In San Andreas”
    Ah shit,here we go again

  • @blingerang
    @blingerang 2 месяца назад +7

    Humans: you are aliens.
    Aliens: no you.

  • @Z12K
    @Z12K Год назад +869

    The governments version of playing laser lights with a cat.

    • @scottheuser9576
      @scottheuser9576 Год назад +19

      Great comment...it makes sense.

    • @BushFlying41
      @BushFlying41 Год назад +2

      Dang 💀

    • @yardbird-kb8tx
      @yardbird-kb8tx Год назад +4

      You never lied. But they did. Now they realize the proof is in the sky.

    • @hirenumradia7970
      @hirenumradia7970 Год назад +11

      I thought it looked projected

    • @Bam-226
      @Bam-226 Год назад +6

      Def looked like green laser light. Almost looked liked it was shown through glass or something. Not quite sure. But def green laser

  • @oldgreg4004
    @oldgreg4004 2 года назад +1733

    Imagine being a cat and seeing a laser, now imagine being so technically advanced you can make other humans do the same

  • @bacon_hair
    @bacon_hair 2 года назад +2383

    “San Andreas”
    “Ah shit, here we go gain’”

  • @MichealMyers-o3q
    @MichealMyers-o3q 7 дней назад +1

    Aliens: What is this?
    Humans: What was that?

  • @sta6081
    @sta6081 2 года назад +1550

    "There seems to be no signs of intelligence here, adios"

    • @bdog4u2
      @bdog4u2 2 года назад +21

      They were over texas and California

    • @Noneofyourbussiness2
      @Noneofyourbussiness2 2 года назад +5

      Pretty much

    • @ruiner101
      @ruiner101 2 года назад +1

      Lmao. Indeed.

    • @nobored451
      @nobored451 2 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @stoptrudeau42
      @stoptrudeau42 2 года назад +34

      Alien " hello humans"
      Humans " whats your pronouns?"
      Aliens " lets get the hell out of here"

  • @charlinsky5207
    @charlinsky5207 2 года назад +535

    “San Andreas”
    CJ: “awh shit here we go again”

  • @tuckamojo7660
    @tuckamojo7660 Год назад +2417

    Alien teacher to class:
    Today we're going to visit the "special needs " planet

    • @EP591
      @EP591 Год назад +59

      🤣🤣

    • @NicholasHammon
      @NicholasHammon Год назад +17

      The hell is that supposed to mean?

    • @staydown4bo
      @staydown4bo Год назад +58

      This comment is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @idk03017
      @idk03017 Год назад +111

      @@NicholasHammonthe human race is not doing so well on intelligence rn

    • @NicholasHammon
      @NicholasHammon Год назад

      @@idk03017 Yeah because Joe Biden is president

  • @Coyote1.618
    @Coyote1.618 4 месяца назад +27

    80 years from now will find out what kind of government project they were working on.

    • @johnsjoberg-tv1qj
      @johnsjoberg-tv1qj 3 месяца назад

      Much Traffic in the sky .

    • @SR91313
      @SR91313 3 месяца назад +2

      Not a chance in hell it's us. Unless we figured out how to reverse engineer something.

    • @InternetUser2004
      @InternetUser2004 2 месяца назад

      you think they have this kind of extreme technology and is unshared with public? 😂 And they want to keep us in using primitive one? 😂

    • @IronPal
      @IronPal 2 месяца назад

      Oh you sweet summer child ​@@InternetUser2004

  • @sillysynapse
    @sillysynapse 2 года назад +1109

    “San Andreas California”
    Carl: Mann I’m to high for this

    • @kannabis4575
      @kannabis4575 2 года назад +35

      You came to the wrong house fool!

    • @steverogers3251
      @steverogers3251 2 года назад +31

      @@kannabis4575 All you had to do was FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!

    • @sillysynapse
      @sillysynapse 2 года назад +15

      @@steverogers3251 ITS IN THE FUCIN SKY, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW IT

    • @King-Julien
      @King-Julien 2 года назад +2

      Ahaha you had the same comment idea as me

    • @arjunborsextreme
      @arjunborsextreme 2 года назад +8

      Ah shiiit! Here we go again.

  • @Idunnowaltuh
    @Idunnowaltuh Год назад +876

    Only in San Andreas
    CJ stole UFO from area 69

  • @shabnamkhan2510
    @shabnamkhan2510 2 года назад +644

    "I think this is an intelligent race."
    Sees tiktok.
    *"F*ck this, I am heading out."*

    • @JapanSpitz
      @JapanSpitz 2 года назад +18

      That’s why they don’t land, TikTok weirdos

    • @gishan2213
      @gishan2213 2 года назад +2

      So true lmao

    • @dipubarman8112
      @dipubarman8112 2 года назад

      Language my guy there's kids watching these videos😐

    • @OdelianRepublic
      @OdelianRepublic 2 года назад +2

      @@dipubarman8112 And?

    • @gishan2213
      @gishan2213 2 года назад +1

      @@AmazingRofa 🤓

  • @A_Oseg71
    @A_Oseg71 7 месяцев назад +51

    I saw a triangle like that when driving in North Carolina, except on the one I saw, it had three blue lights and was just hovering over the top of trees on the side of the highway. it was just hovering above the trees not moving ,but after about 15 minutes being pulled over on the side of the road, just watching it, we decided to start driving again and then as we pulled back on the highway, it started to slowly fly across the road and then shot up and vanished.

    • @Singularity-v5q
      @Singularity-v5q 6 месяцев назад

      I've heard they admit radiation should get checked for cancer

    • @RonaldoxCr17
      @RonaldoxCr17 6 месяцев назад +1

      Scary

    • @Yuliya-yo1sc
      @Yuliya-yo1sc 6 месяцев назад

      Drone

    • @KelfrenSouza
      @KelfrenSouza 4 месяца назад +1

      15min watching it and didn't take a smartphone to record it?

    • @Singularity-v5q
      @Singularity-v5q 4 месяца назад

      @@KelfrenSouza in that situation you'd be frozen and memory might even black out if you do record some say it doesn't show up on film and they'd probably fly away if you do these things know what you're thinking there's been reports of some pilots flying experimental craft and get next to people at night just to scare em maybe these uap's are doing something similar

  • @droop7751
    @droop7751 2 года назад +2795

    I like how a lot of us aren’t even phased by this anymore

    • @Pineapple_ofDoom
      @Pineapple_ofDoom 2 года назад +45

      Ikr

    • @AJokerrrLevlll.7
      @AJokerrrLevlll.7 2 года назад +159

      People have been observing these things since at least the 1930s or 40s and have all said the same things about their behavior

    • @unknown._guy4798
      @unknown._guy4798 2 года назад +75

      I'm just waiting to meet one to just chill or maybe sum

    • @BlankPage-0
      @BlankPage-0 2 года назад +46

      @@unknown._guy4798 its crazy how poeple really think these things are just gonna chill if alines are real were prob gonna die if they find us

    • @TheOnlyPunklord
      @TheOnlyPunklord 2 года назад +7

      @@BlankPage-0 he was ironic

  • @capybaramemefunny
    @capybaramemefunny 2 года назад +1870

    "San andreas"
    The aliens: "Ah shit, here we go again"

    • @errorless_
      @errorless_ 2 года назад +16

      tell me u stole the meme without telling me u stole the meme

    • @CosmicJib
      @CosmicJib 2 года назад +5

      U absolute beast 😂🤣. that made my day thank you whine ever you are

    • @chad4768
      @chad4768 2 года назад +5

      w comment

    • @eddyeffy
      @eddyeffy 2 года назад +5

      Grove street aliens

    • @JulieLaClaire7
      @JulieLaClaire7 2 года назад

      @Arthur bundy he stole the whole comment😂😂

  • @johnrivera3365
    @johnrivera3365 2 года назад +584

    The editing on these “ufo” videos is on par with She Hulk CGI.

    • @kengreclamaresteban
      @kengreclamaresteban 2 года назад +13

      Why y'all keep picking on She Hulk CGI, she looks hella fine to me 🤔

    • @DarthEyesDragon
      @DarthEyesDragon 2 года назад +17

      @@kengreclamaresteban
      Next your gonna say the pandering in it was good too. 🙄

    • @Xorealosu
      @Xorealosu 2 года назад

      Fr

    • @ly.yl16
      @ly.yl16 2 года назад +1

      @@kengreclamaresteban lmao

    • @phrog.4809
      @phrog.4809 2 года назад

      @@DarthEyesDragon bruh 💀💀

  • @thehalasoft
    @thehalasoft Месяц назад +1

    This is intense light, thrown at clouds by humans. Prove me wrong.

  • @rakiburshuvo09
    @rakiburshuvo09 2 года назад +357

    Alien 1👽: Ow sh*t they watches Coco Melon
    Alien 2👽 : Retreat Retreat

  • @JackAttacksBack989
    @JackAttacksBack989 2 года назад +678

    "Should we land here?"
    "Have you seen those tik tok videos"
    "On second thought let's leave"

  • @Gl1tched_R4bb1t
    @Gl1tched_R4bb1t 2 года назад +13836

    *“Should we land here?”* - 👽
    *“Nah, gas prices are too high.”* 👽
    Edit (April 4th 2023): I’m gonna look back at this comment and remember gas prices in 2022… what a pleasant memory 🤣

  • @monsters_are_human
    @monsters_are_human 6 месяцев назад +1

    Notice they are always in cloudy skies and not clear skies.

  • @myth0572
    @myth0572 2 года назад +2155

    “The speed was unreal”
    So unreal, it looks like somebody just dragged it along the screen

    • @TrapMoH
      @TrapMoH 2 года назад +99

      @Cypher really? That’s what you took from this?

    • @reubennagi1748
      @reubennagi1748 2 года назад +3

      Zoom..

    • @lynwenlyn4675
      @lynwenlyn4675 2 года назад +10

      @Cypher what reality ? Isn't it a simulation?

    • @ambrotose
      @ambrotose 2 года назад +23

      It definitely does not look like "somebody just dragged it along the screen" if you paid attention at all you'd also notice the fact that they were recorded from two separate angles. Even master VFX artists would struggle to create something like that, on top of the fact thered be no incentive to do so.

    • @Saerton
      @Saerton 2 года назад

      It jumped to hyperspace.

  • @SupaDupaCurlyFries
    @SupaDupaCurlyFries 11 месяцев назад +1101

    We got aliens before GTA 6 😭

  • @spikeypickles9011
    @spikeypickles9011 Год назад +675

    i’m surprised it lasted 5 minutes in texas without being shot down

    • @likeaboss4300
      @likeaboss4300 Год назад +7

      True that😂

    • @Fritzthempg_dude
      @Fritzthempg_dude Год назад +2

      YOUVE POSTED THIS 4 DAYS AGO AND YOU GOT ALOT OF LIKES BUT MINE IS 4 MONTHS AND ITS "man rockstar updated gta sa with ufos" AND I GOT NOTHING

    • @tryingcreatestrongest
      @tryingcreatestrongest Год назад +17

      ​@@Fritzthempg_dudestop being mad broo

    • @kaif4572
      @kaif4572 Год назад +16

      ​@@Fritzthempg_dude bro really tryna seek attention and validation through virtual internet likes in a youtube comment section lol

    • @Fritzthempg_dude
      @Fritzthempg_dude Год назад

      @@kaif4572 yep never had likes before

  • @Linkas-j7z
    @Linkas-j7z 7 месяцев назад +4

    Alien: come go i think someone is recording im shy 💀

  • @bartholomewtheog547
    @bartholomewtheog547 2 года назад +618

    That one guy with that super powerful laser pointer:
    " *my goals are beyond your understanding* "

    • @bleeblah3583
      @bleeblah3583 2 года назад +1

      🤣

    • @MUON52
      @MUON52 2 года назад +7

      That's what I was thinking

    • @D00MNUKEM90K
      @D00MNUKEM90K 2 года назад +3

      I tried to replacate this, and it failed.

    • @DTG1_999
      @DTG1_999 2 года назад

      Reverse flash eh

    • @frosty8578
      @frosty8578 2 года назад +4

      The next day: Breaking news 3 million cats have been spoted chasing a green dot

  • @mmmonkeys609
    @mmmonkeys609 Год назад +792

    the devs really need to patch this

    • @darrylclarke1748
      @darrylclarke1748 Год назад +30

      Maybe in the next update 💀👀

    • @JSNPR0DZ11
      @JSNPR0DZ11 Год назад +5

      Yea

    • @sarapetersson6478
      @sarapetersson6478 Год назад +5

      Ya patch it

    • @RoninGamma_Z
      @RoninGamma_Z Год назад +5

      I hope there is coming an update with the ability to controll your skills

    • @Saxfanatic
      @Saxfanatic Год назад +7

      I'm on it. Yeah, it'll be out in the next update. Give it about 1000 years and I'll have patched it. Thanks for bringing to to my attention!

  • @Sporty922
    @Sporty922 2 года назад +552

    “In San Andreas”
    CJ: don’t worry y’all it’s just my mod.

    • @f1fan5297
      @f1fan5297 2 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @txe1nd
      @txe1nd 2 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @zadddiiiii28
      @zadddiiiii28 2 года назад +1

      Man I wish I could see a pic of who these ppl are that be commmetong FKN JOKES and REAL LIFE 🤔 SO DAM OBLIVIOUS TO THE WORLD AROUND THEM ! Everything is dam joke 🤨

    • @BoltofGrace
      @BoltofGrace 2 года назад

      Nice edits theres no such thing of aliens and ufos dont care if yall hate me for telling the truth the truth hurts

    • @Luis-tc8wb
      @Luis-tc8wb 2 года назад

      lol

  • @MrOreo390
    @MrOreo390 17 дней назад +1

    That one guy with the 3 pointer powerful laser: 🗿

  • @Guhhgur
    @Guhhgur 2 года назад +789

    The Air Force: “We do a little bit of trolling.”

    • @abducteeofearth1703
      @abducteeofearth1703 2 года назад +16

      The G-Force would turn a human to liquid.

    • @flatmarssociety5707
      @flatmarssociety5707 2 года назад +19

      @@abducteeofearth1703 haha the human body is 60% water though

    • @SunGodAtomes
      @SunGodAtomes 2 года назад +6

      @@flatmarssociety5707 the other 40% ig

    • @abducteeofearth1703
      @abducteeofearth1703 2 года назад +2

      @@flatmarssociety5707 k

    • @kiritimatiswan1986
      @kiritimatiswan1986 2 года назад +11

      @@abducteeofearth1703 it’s unmanned drone tech bro. Reverse engineered technology that’s been around since the 3rd reich. We’ve slowly improved on prototypes since the cold war and have supporting tech to fully flesh out the capabilities

  • @Themanfromscotland
    @Themanfromscotland 2 года назад +579

    Us Government:”Man them some strong ass laser pens”….”after it’s over…this is what we’ll tell the public gentleman”

    • @raphaelr.5904
      @raphaelr.5904 2 года назад +1

      My guess would be the same but more like an anti-drone system that takes drones out.

    • @sailent_fuel
      @sailent_fuel 2 года назад +1

      Nah bro it's a fucking cloaker

    • @eerohughes
      @eerohughes 2 года назад

      It's a fake video

    • @curtisunit
      @curtisunit 3 месяца назад

      I swear I thought you wrote “strong ass laser penis” for a minute.

  • @TTVRockstarquezz
    @TTVRockstarquezz 2 месяца назад +2

    I believe the people in the comments are paid to joke about this shit to filter out those who are actually in awe about this

  • @zaydensowell9560
    @zaydensowell9560 2 года назад +3261

    The government after seeing this be like "It's just a pack of ducks."

  • @L1nk1t
    @L1nk1t 6 месяцев назад +2

    we got aliens before gta 6 💀

  • @lechocolat3783
    @lechocolat3783 2 года назад +598

    "UFO seen in San Andreas, California"
    Big Smoke: "ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN SPACESHIP CJ!!"

    • @ramseyshaqra6232
      @ramseyshaqra6232 2 года назад +14

      Hated that mission..made me rage alot...lol

    • @Solaris6537
      @Solaris6537 2 года назад +1

      @@ramseyshaqra6232 ye no shit dude, t'was difficult af XD

    • @scream1494
      @scream1494 2 года назад +2

      @@ramseyshaqra6232 bruh not as difficult as heli_bombing mission in Vc 😏😌

    • @JLL_29
      @JLL_29 2 года назад

      @@scream1494 not as hard as your di-

    • @grahamstanley2585
      @grahamstanley2585 2 года назад

      Ahahahahah 🙌 YES

  • @ChaoticSpud
    @ChaoticSpud 2 года назад +706

    Finally, people stopped using backrooms cameras and took their phones out!

    • @BananerRepublic
      @BananerRepublic 2 года назад +10

      and faked a video with less than mediocre video editing? great..

    • @ChaoticSpud
      @ChaoticSpud 2 года назад +16

      @@BananerRepublic it’s called a joke.

    • @Balza504
      @Balza504 2 года назад

      Just to shoot at glass reflections nice xD

    • @dildonius
      @dildonius 2 года назад +1

      @@ChaoticSpud You weren't joking. You said some dumb, someone pointed it out, and now you're pretending your original comment was just a joke to save face.

    • @ChaoticSpud
      @ChaoticSpud 2 года назад

      @@dildonius okay? That’s totally false, but thanks for the input.

  • @theboiwho8pasta
    @theboiwho8pasta 2 года назад +5931

    " But the speed that this took of in is unreal. "
    The Guy flashing the lights on clouds: "God damnit John, for the second time stop knocking the flash light over."

    • @Wild_Dice
      @Wild_Dice 2 года назад +288

      No joke, that could be a handful of really bright laser pointers

    • @keiththomas2876
      @keiththomas2876 2 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @brined6414
      @brined6414 2 года назад +42

      True true like where the sonic boom

    • @Enterprise6126
      @Enterprise6126 2 года назад +36

      @@brined6414 well it dose take time for the sound to travel so depending on distance the video could have been cut off before sound arrived
      Probably fake but sound is a lot slower than light

    • @alexenglish2240
      @alexenglish2240 2 года назад +27

      ... lights and lasers produce a visible beam, especially on film. No. They don't produce a beam, they ARE a beam.

  • @8bitdudeA
    @8bitdudeA 6 месяцев назад +1

    Nah bro the editor needs a raise

  • @vladx243
    @vladx243 2 года назад +586

    "people thinking that it's a UFO"
    "me thinking it's a laser"

    • @Skinok_skin
      @Skinok_skin 2 года назад +17

      That's exactly what I thought

    • @PredictAnythingSoftware
      @PredictAnythingSoftware 2 года назад

      Wrong, alien encounters have already been declassified by the CIA and it has been proven real. Intelligent aliens are real, millions of years more advanced than our technology, only that only a few people know about it yet. Maybe you could do a lot of research about it.

    • @PredictAnythingSoftware
      @PredictAnythingSoftware 2 года назад +25

      This is the first time I have had a clear video about this UFO since every evidence I have seen is very blurry, which is why I downloaded it immediately. You know what? I have done a lot of research about alien encounters, and all of the people who talk about their encounters look like they are crazy at first. Their explanations are impossible, like how the heck does a space ship fly without sound and accelerate from 0 to like 1000mph in a second? In this video, it is exactly how they describe what they see. They are not crazy, it is just that their explanation is so unimaginable. We can't believe that they are real.

    • @infinix2003
      @infinix2003 2 года назад +8

      Any object travelling over speed of sond will create a loud noise

    • @isiahhill593
      @isiahhill593 2 года назад

      Have you ever had 2 magnets and tried to put them to gether and they couldn't I think that's how aliens fly they have some kind of force like a magnet no engine just natural shit I believe thats how they go so fast so quietly but that's just my thoughts

  • @everybody7576
    @everybody7576 2 года назад +498

    Nasa employees: *laughing their asses off at the job*

    • @dianapennepacker6854
      @dianapennepacker6854 2 года назад +12

      I've seen the 3 light about 2008, in CT. It was just silently hovering, and I could see the silhouette(triangle). So either it was close to the ground and made no noise or it was massive and high up. My friend and I turned off the car engine and stepped out to watch it for a minute before it took off north and banked east towards the ocean.
      It went over the horizon from a cold stop in three seconds. The G force would've killed anyone.
      I don't know WTF it was but wish I saw it again. It was in Groton CT which has a submarine base and important companies.

    • @mainstreetbully6814
      @mainstreetbully6814 2 года назад +2

      @@dianapennepacker6854 any videos of it?

    • @dianapennepacker6854
      @dianapennepacker6854 2 года назад +10

      @@mainstreetbully6814 I wish. It was during flip phone days. My friend tried getting a picture of it but phone cameras sucked back then especially at night. Just shaded pixels.
      Definitely wish I had a modern day phone. Just imagine the three star one, and it taking off slower but instantly just going full speed.
      I've never seen a jet going supersonic but it took off full speed instantly away, before finally making the right angled turn without speed loss and going over the horizon. It would've flown from Groton CT to RI on that path. It didn't seem to bank either and there was no extra light when it took off.
      My friend says there was a fourth light in the middle. I kind of saw it, but it was more like light reflecting off a red/black marble and faint. TBH the fourth light could be a fake memory because he insists.
      The silhouette was darker than the sky (black against the midnight blue since it was a bright night.)
      Oh yeah there was no sonic boom.
      If my friend wasn't with me I would never bring it up, but it was cool to see.

    • @mainstreetbully6814
      @mainstreetbully6814 2 года назад +6

      @@dianapennepacker6854 Thanks for sharing. That’s an awesome story.

    • @dianapennepacker6854
      @dianapennepacker6854 2 года назад +7

      @@mainstreetbully6814 Just too bad I couldn't have a video of it to share.
      My best friend became super annoying with it though. That fuck would call me at 1am in the morning telling me to go outside my apartment and look up at some random light... I would be like it's just a plane flying towards us haha. Anyway he found pictures of it and it is real common. I don't know if there are stories of it shooting off like a bat out of hell, and mine wasn't V shaped as far as I can tell.
      Anyway cheers mate.

  • @JoeMama-ez4tp
    @JoeMama-ez4tp Год назад +810

    " No signs of intelligent life, let's check out mars boys."

    • @KarstenNielsen-q6z
      @KarstenNielsen-q6z Год назад +11

      Could you teach an ant algebra mathematics? They think ye or ne u think?

    • @haah9059
      @haah9059 Год назад

      ​@@KarstenNielsen-q6z🤓

    • @Jonathanhicklebuck
      @Jonathanhicklebuck Год назад

      @@KarstenNielsen-q6z??? schizo meltdown💀💀💀

    • @mattporter396
      @mattporter396 Год назад +4

      Oh man I just 😂 this is great

    • @thespartanGow
      @thespartanGow Год назад +17

      Bro just roasted 8billion people 💀

  • @tylerredforge5563
    @tylerredforge5563 6 месяцев назад +1

    Californian here, ive been seeing weird things in the sky since 2021

  • @ohwiseone5995
    @ohwiseone5995 2 года назад +1746

    They came looking for intelligent life, then they saw TikTokers...

  • @conlash
    @conlash 2 года назад +513

    Them aliens probably making a google earth for the galaxy, and that ufo is like the google car driving around taking photos💀

    • @requimboi1453
      @requimboi1453 2 года назад +7

      So wouldn't it be called Google galaxy then

    • @pykechew3763
      @pykechew3763 2 года назад +1

      Talking abt that. Google maps had an update today

    • @headbull3331
      @headbull3331 2 года назад +1

      A hitchhikers guide through the galaxy

    • @mrvalveras
      @mrvalveras 2 года назад

      @@requimboi1453 they probably would end up being sued by samsung...

    • @BandLBestiebros
      @BandLBestiebros Год назад +1

      Maybe it's real! You never know, us humans are not alone in this universe. God created many other creatures beyond our knowledge.

  • @lol_txch
    @lol_txch 2 года назад +1950

    “In San Andreas”
    CJ: “Ahh s here we go again”

  • @R3SETED
    @R3SETED 6 месяцев назад +1

    Humans: *puts up fire works for 4th of July*
    Aliens:*wanna have a air battle!?*

  • @Blkbeard420
    @Blkbeard420 2 года назад +657

    San Andreas
    Aliens: “grove street, home, least it was till I f***** everything up”

    • @bobbyrees1914
      @bobbyrees1914 2 года назад +17

      Two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, the two number 45s one with cheese and a large soda

    • @baconmaster233
      @baconmaster233 2 года назад +4

      Welcome to San Andreas I'm cj from grove street

    • @randallv2.047
      @randallv2.047 2 года назад +5

      @@baconmaster233 land of the heinous, gang bangers and cold heat

    • @stonksguy69
      @stonksguy69 2 года назад +5

      @@randallv2.047 Los Santos neighbours get no sleep

    • @lucyinthesky288
      @lucyinthesky288 2 года назад

      @@bobbyrees1914 lol

  • @Lovioxking
    @Lovioxking 2 года назад +262

    "Anakin, you took us to the wrong planet"

  • @kasztaniaq8003
    @kasztaniaq8003 2 года назад +315

    When ufo's are getting to invade the earth, but you remember you dont live in America

    • @10spots18
      @10spots18 2 года назад

      France, Korea, China are all big UFO hotspots too apparently, uk too to a lesser extent but the French are taking it rather serious too and the Chinese have created an AI algorithm to keep track of sightings because they’ve become so common it’s getting hard to keep track of them without it

    • @chikaburra6353
      @chikaburra6353 2 года назад +6

      Lmao true

    • @bills9346
      @bills9346 2 года назад +3

      I am South African; I and my sister saw something similar.

    • @nightcore-gautham2800
      @nightcore-gautham2800 2 года назад +5

      @@bills9346 ur profile is my reaction

    • @izuku_dripdoria1923
      @izuku_dripdoria1923 2 года назад +5

      I'm in Florida so even if they where to invade they know not to mess with florida

  • @1ChosenServant2
    @1ChosenServant2 2 месяца назад +1

    These beings have always been here! They're called the Watcher's!! Fallen Heavenly beings, and enterdimensional!! I don't think we've seen anything yet!!🙏

    • @melongolemist
      @melongolemist Месяц назад

      Nah we are also aliens
      We will have the same UFO in the future and fly in above unkwon entities

  • @SOLAS2010
    @SOLAS2010 2 года назад +811

    "San Andreas California"
    Carl: Ah shit here we go again

    • @jesusavelar1577
      @jesusavelar1577 2 года назад

      u jst fucked the whole thing up🧑🏻‍🦯🧑🏻‍🦯nice job bud💯

    • @blacksheep7910
      @blacksheep7910 2 года назад +13

      Meanwhile in the drive thru: two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

    • @SwagTinCommander
      @SwagTinCommander 2 года назад +2

      Lmao that reminds me of the UFO sighting Easter egg

    • @theengie07
      @theengie07 2 года назад +3

      Follow the damn UFO CJ

    • @mrchlambo
      @mrchlambo 2 года назад

      Ever thought of how these things only occur in America??

  • @Blackinfemwa
    @Blackinfemwa 2 года назад +385

    “Should we land here?”
    “You ever heard of TikTok”
    “Uhmm on second thought”:

    • @sulwhale3171
      @sulwhale3171 2 года назад +3

      Lmao

    • @malcomx1924
      @malcomx1924 Год назад

      @d your dad ball cancer?

    • @dt9233
      @dt9233 Год назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @M00N.CH1ILD
      @M00N.CH1ILD Год назад

      @d boi-

    • @D4VID_105
      @D4VID_105 Год назад

      tell me you copied without saying you copied

  • @MarqueeliusThe_III
    @MarqueeliusThe_III 2 года назад +572

    “Can we get gas here?”
    *”Sorry son, the gas prices are too darn high.”*

  • @Elvisi123-1
    @Elvisi123-1 7 месяцев назад +2

    Popele: wait what an ufo
    Laser kids:🤓

  • @Blackness...
    @Blackness... Год назад +302

    It's def the guy with the brightest flashlight in the world.

  • @RandomNorwegianGuy.
    @RandomNorwegianGuy. Год назад +397

    "On the internet, true everything is"
    - Yoda To Sun Tzu

  • @Mesa877
    @Mesa877 Год назад +559

    All the Aliens are pulling up to watch this year's season finale

    • @silverrain99205
      @silverrain99205 Год назад +17

      Not season finale. Series finale

    • @marklamoureux1920
      @marklamoureux1920 Год назад +1

      😂

    • @XavMarz
      @XavMarz Год назад

      Chapter 2?

    • @mikemartinez4797
      @mikemartinez4797 Год назад +1

      Yeah, you are 100% Correct; what is called and known to be 1). "The Fake Alien Invasion"!
      2). "The Fake Rapture and 2nd coming of Jesus"!
      All faked and done through what is known to be "PROJECT BLUE BEAM"...

  • @xoxogiselle
    @xoxogiselle 7 месяцев назад +10

    Just saw this over the Pacific Ocean in SoCal!

    • @Youtubescroller9876
      @Youtubescroller9876 Месяц назад

      What really ?????!!!!!

    • @Youtubescroller9876
      @Youtubescroller9876 Месяц назад +2

      I saw it when i was at my friend's place just fliting around but in a blink of an eye it was gone

  • @Rashawnermani456
    @Rashawnermani456 Год назад +261

    "In san andreas"
    Cj: "aw shit here we go again"

  • @nigglet7475
    @nigglet7475 2 года назад +744

    That one dude with strong lasers for no reason:it’s show time

  • @Randomnameidk
    @Randomnameidk Год назад +397

    Guys we’re lucky they didn’t record it with those 144p cameras💀💀

  • @amhim9
    @amhim9 Месяц назад +1

    Alien:"Is ThOsE aLiEs"

  • @KriskitTheSignGuy
    @KriskitTheSignGuy 2 года назад +272

    Aliens: Begin to show up
    Mark Zuckerburg: Guys not yet

    • @Laserz
      @Laserz 2 года назад +3

      Underrated fr

    • @Shibu-069
      @Shibu-069 2 года назад +3

      too underrated, the only comment that made me laugh has 61 likes 💀

    • @Hercules_man1
      @Hercules_man1 2 года назад

      @puteqx XD

  • @gitoxo
    @gitoxo 2 года назад +275

    "mannn wtf goin on in Texas"😭

  • @ago1281
    @ago1281 2 года назад +441

    “In San Andreas”
    Big Smoke: “WHO TF ARE YOU, IDENTIFY YOURSELF NI-“

  • @ScuzCuz
    @ScuzCuz 5 месяцев назад +2

    In a clearer version of the Texas video it’s intriguing because when they shoot off you can see them make a line in the clouds from moving with such speed. That is what makes this a real sighting and un-debunkable

    • @Venus20000
      @Venus20000 4 месяца назад

      It’s a reflection from a watch or device

    • @joshr8666
      @joshr8666 4 месяца назад

      Unfortunately computer graphics are so good now that you can't really count any footage as real. Unless it was government footage.

  • @stacey2180
    @stacey2180 2 года назад +613

    Those actually look like H o l o g r a p h I c P r o j e c t I o n s

    • @edcreyton268
      @edcreyton268 2 года назад +16

      That’s what I thought

    • @Junseo0510
      @Junseo0510 2 года назад +43

      Makes sense if they are because they don't make sonic booms when they move as fast as they're going in some clips.

    • @stacey2180
      @stacey2180 2 года назад

      P r o j e c t b l u e b e a m look i n t o it! Our own m I l I t a r y has been conducting all kinds of "O p p s" on the A m e r I c a n people for a long time. God bless

    • @xxcoldviperxx221
      @xxcoldviperxx221 2 года назад

      Its a ufo bro its a disc that slices through the air and its extremely aerodynamic so it wont make sound

    • @ticken1960
      @ticken1960 2 года назад +15

      @@Junseo0510 + if they were going that fast they would leave a vapor trail.

  • @KillTheCl0wn
    @KillTheCl0wn 2 года назад +250

    That second one we saw that went “zoom” really said:
    “SH!T THEY SAW US”

  • @HowTooDoThings
    @HowTooDoThings Год назад +194

    👽: Bro wtf why did we leave.
    👽: Bro they're charging 7 dollars for gas.

  • @smitdesai2527
    @smitdesai2527 6 дней назад

    Do u think the aliens watch this things on youtube. Alien 1 to alien 2 : hey thats us😂🥳

  • @sedzanithilivhali882
    @sedzanithilivhali882 2 года назад +422

    Batman updated his bat signal to be in braille. What a nice guy

  • @MellowBiped
    @MellowBiped Год назад +481

    Cheat codes in San Andreas were always dope

  • @joshMCastillo
    @joshMCastillo 2 года назад +524

    Area 51 just testing their new puppy. Nothing to panic just inches closer to apocalypse.

    • @grass5496
      @grass5496 2 года назад +5

      Lmao b r u h

    • @i.l6916
      @i.l6916 2 года назад +5

      I assume if this is real they have found a way to use the magnetic field of earth, or have managed to create a magnetic field.
      Before know it’s alls @ me go read a little about the magnetic field of earth and pay attention to the words used.

    • @chicago4809
      @chicago4809 2 года назад

      Area 51 is advanced technology they had the iphone XR probably since 20 years. Y’all stupid if u think the alien phase is real obviously its a cover up

    • @Ice-im9zk
      @Ice-im9zk 2 года назад +2

      @@i.l6916 imma have to but it sounds interesting

    • @skeaton
      @skeaton 2 года назад +2

      @@i.l6916 it’s for sure real man. Lol no one will engage with me but I hope you do.
      I have the link for the patent (no not spam or harmful at all) if you’re around I can post it in 2-5 min but you have to be ready to snag it cause it gets shot down fast.

  • @mauricioscoolvideos763
    @mauricioscoolvideos763 3 месяца назад +1

    Oh My God Aliens Are Real.

  • @nothatisnotsolidsnake
    @nothatisnotsolidsnake Год назад +867

    CJ’s using the goddamn jetpack cheat again

    • @azulgaming77
      @azulgaming77 Год назад +9

      😂

    • @Diogenes001
      @Diogenes001 Год назад +26

      Welcome to San Andreas, I'm CJ from Grove Street
      Land of the heinous, gangbangers, and cold heat
      In Los Santos, neighbors get no sleep
      Beefing with anybody competing, even police
      Four deep in a green rag with gold feet
      Blast with the flag on the strap, that's OG
      Stay in shape, hit the gym, lift the weights
      Get super cut or big and buff, nice and straight
      You got stats, respect, weapon skill
      Stamina, muscle, fat, and sex appeal

    • @cjcunninghame6801
      @cjcunninghame6801 Год назад +5

      Nope, sorry pal but that ain't me😂

    • @robertgoodman420
      @robertgoodman420 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @robertgoodman420
      @robertgoodman420 Год назад +2

      ​@@cjcunninghame6801 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @zainzain-bn3vy
    @zainzain-bn3vy Год назад +417

    sanandreas
    meanwhile
    cj: ah shit here we go again