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  • Опубликовано: 31 дек 2024

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  • @ahs7869
    @ahs7869 7 лет назад +14110

    Teacher: What element is atomic number 118
    Me: Can you give me 2 and a half minutes to myself

    • @Zymasis39_
      @Zymasis39_ 7 лет назад +335

      Welcome to 2017. There is no "ununoctium", there is "oganesson".

    • @thomasduck125
      @thomasduck125 7 лет назад +207

      And "ununtrium" is "nihonium,"
      "ununpentium" is "moscovium,"
      and "ununseptium" is "tennessine."

    • @TheDellowLlamas
      @TheDellowLlamas 7 лет назад +46

      and ununoctium is ognession.

    • @wintersnowing
      @wintersnowing 7 лет назад +68

      EVERYTHING I LEARNED IS WROOOOOONG

    • @everkade
      @everkade 7 лет назад +40

      Well it was originally ununoctium cause it was literally un"1"un"1"oct"8"ium but now they gave it a more creative name...

  • @Dibbydibble
    @Dibbydibble 5 лет назад +6755

    Teacher: Who can name the most elements on the periodic table
    The smart kid:

    • @randomcornflake9989
      @randomcornflake9989 5 лет назад +172

      Yep that happened to me, I just sung the whole song.

    • @HanaIsHere1224
      @HanaIsHere1224 5 лет назад +22

      Love your zim icon

    • @ggh05t
      @ggh05t 4 года назад +7

      T D uhhhh...

    • @jasburger
      @jasburger 4 года назад +4

      @@HanaIsHere1224 Yeah same

    • @purefranciska1299
      @purefranciska1299 4 года назад +12

      I live in Croatia so I have to study every element on the periodic table (Croatian version) and THEN sing the whole song :v

  • @maplebeari
    @maplebeari 4 года назад +19950

    When the science and music teacher are married:

    • @ktuluzzz1350
      @ktuluzzz1350 4 года назад +148

      @@cantseethroughmytears5124 go on finish your statement.

    • @eytche9066
      @eytche9066 4 года назад +103

      guys I think he/she is choking

    • @manjuchoudhary1659
      @manjuchoudhary1659 4 года назад +58

      @@eytche9066 no I killed her while she was typing

    • @shylillover84
      @shylillover84 4 года назад +21

      @@manjuchoudhary1659 eh?-

    • @joshr9457
      @joshr9457 4 года назад +20

      @@eytche9066 or they

  • @pavonated
    @pavonated Год назад +485

    I used this song to help study for chemistry when I was like 15 and a sophomore in high school. I have now graduated college, and this still will come to mind and get stuck in my head. I will know this forever. thanks AsapSCIENCE

    • @notmarcus17
      @notmarcus17 Год назад +3

      Im a sophomore in high school and my teacher showed us this today, I remember seeing one of these in elementary school and becoming so obsessed with it that I literally memorized every single element, unfortunately I can only go up to around 44 elements before I start to forget. It was kind of a full circle moment

    • @pretty.person.bedroom
      @pretty.person.bedroom Год назад +3

      i memeorised this at 10, and now at 13 im only just needing to use it!

    • @Germanempire-polandcatcher123
      @Germanempire-polandcatcher123 11 месяцев назад

      H he li be carbon n oxygen
      0:17

    • @freeshavac-ado6704
      @freeshavac-ado6704 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@pretty.person.bedroomlmao I memorized it for extra credit when I was 13 and now I’m 17 suffering in physics and missing chemistry

    • @RUPALIRAJWADE-14
      @RUPALIRAJWADE-14 8 месяцев назад

      I memorized this whole table signing this song 😊

  • @umaresrar717
    @umaresrar717 3 года назад +7816

    Mom: our son will be musician.
    Dad: No! he will be scientist.
    Son:

    • @nomorejellybeanflower6659
      @nomorejellybeanflower6659 3 года назад +57

      i know this might be stolen but true 😂

    • @umaresrar717
      @umaresrar717 3 года назад +27

      @@nomorejellybeanflower6659 no it’s not stolen bro

    • @secretunknown2782
      @secretunknown2782 3 года назад +20

      @@umaresrar717 it’s stolen from remake of this song

    • @ACC_CLIPZ
      @ACC_CLIPZ 3 года назад +16

      @@secretunknown2782 what if he/she/they didn’t see that comment, not stealing then as that’s a coincidence

    • @cat_animated7674
      @cat_animated7674 3 года назад

      @@ACC_CLIPZ 🐈

  • @chrisnoctskie5869
    @chrisnoctskie5869 9 лет назад +12360

    Oh God! What is that 1 element again? *Sings the whole song to find that one element.

    • @Ra11y
      @Ra11y 9 лет назад +101

      +Chris Noctskie omg same

    • @chrisnoctskie5869
      @chrisnoctskie5869 9 лет назад +107

      Max William Gowers its Ununoctium!!

    • @gnouveli
      @gnouveli 9 лет назад +27

      +Chris Noctskie HAHAHAHAHA this is true and happen on the other subject

    • @mealux7206
      @mealux7206 9 лет назад +26

      That is what I do in school, sometimes.

    • @zeynepsaner776
      @zeynepsaner776 9 лет назад +6

      +Chris Noctskie me af

  • @noahsno6503
    @noahsno6503 5 лет назад +6809

    Two atoms are walking down the street.
    Atom 1: "Dammit, I think I've lost an electron"
    Atom 2: "Really? Are you sure?"
    Atom 1: "Yeah, I'm positive."

  • @SeriouslyChelsey
    @SeriouslyChelsey 11 месяцев назад +70

    Thank God in my country and secondary school we only had to learn the first 20. I listen to this song on repeat and still recite the wrong words. I just love the melody. Shout out to those who actually learned the entire thing.

    • @kyluvs_
      @kyluvs_ 10 месяцев назад +6

      i can only do the right words up to arsenic lol, after that i get lost

    • @EthanBook-k6y
      @EthanBook-k6y 3 месяца назад +4

      You probably know this by now but the melody is literally just Can Can.

    • @janbps32YT
      @janbps32YT 25 дней назад +1

      I learned it. The whole thing. Thanks for the shout out!

  • @BlueHood345
    @BlueHood345 4 года назад +3628

    Teacher: How did you memorize the periodic table in one night?
    Me: It's complicated

  • @Subscriberswithnovideosc-ht9uc
    @Subscriberswithnovideosc-ht9uc 4 года назад +2665

    Smart Friends what's your Wi-Fi password:
    Smart Kid: *Inhales*

    • @robertlatham393
      @robertlatham393 4 года назад +8

      Molybdenum

    • @mr.imposter4691
      @mr.imposter4691 3 года назад +13

      but actually do you know how long you will write it? :/

    • @mikomiko4250
      @mikomiko4250 3 года назад +6

      I want my password to be that now XD

    • @emilenevaladez128
      @emilenevaladez128 3 года назад

      I subed

    • @MoonlightCactus
      @MoonlightCactus 3 года назад +37

      There's Hydrogen and Helium
      Then Lithium, Beryllium
      Boron, Carbon everywhere
      Nitrogen all through the air
      With Oxygen so you can breathe
      And Fluorine for your pretty teeth
      Neon to light up the signs
      Sodium for salty times
      Magnesium, Aluminium, Silicon
      Phosphorus, then Sulfur, Chlorine and Argon
      Potassium, and Calcium so you'll grow strong
      Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium and Chromium and Manganese
      This is the Periodic Table
      Noble gas is stable
      Halogens and Alkali react agressively
      Each period will see new outer shells
      While electrons are added moving to the right
      Iron is the 26th
      Then Cobalt, Nickel coins you get
      Copper, Zinc and Gallium
      Germanium and Arsenic
      Selenium and Bromine film
      While Krypton helps light up your room
      Rubidium and Strontium then Yttrium, Zirconium
      Niobium, Molybdenum, Technetium
      Ruthenium, Rhodium, Palladium
      Silver-ware then Cadmium and Indium
      Tin-cans, Antimony then Tellurium and Iodine and Xenon and then Caesium and...
      Barium is 56 and this is where the table splits
      Where Lanthanides have just begun
      Lanthanum, Cerium and Praseodymium
      Neodymium's next too
      Promethium, then 62's
      Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium and Terbium
      Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium
      Ytterbium, Lutetium
      Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten then we're on to
      Rhenium, Osmium and Iridium
      Platinum, Gold to make you rich till you grow old
      Mercury to tell you when it's really cold
      Thallium and Lead then Bismuth for your tummy
      Polonium, Astatine would not be yummy
      Radon, Francium will last a little time
      Radium then Actinides at 89
      Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium
      Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium
      Americium, Curium, Berkelium
      Californium, Einsteinium, Fermium
      Mendelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium
      Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Seaborgium
      Bohrium, Hassium then Meitnerium
      Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, Copernicium
      Ununtrium, Flerovium
      Ununpentium, Livermorium
      Ununseptium, Ununoctium
      And then we're done!!

  • @manjuchoudhary1659
    @manjuchoudhary1659 4 года назад +3312

    Teacher: Does anybody know any jokes about sodium?
    Students: Na!

  • @AlexFunTime
    @AlexFunTime Год назад +296

    0:52 *ARSENIC* 👹

  • @davidwilson6712
    @davidwilson6712 4 года назад +11669

    When you have to sing through the whole song to find out what the 37th element is

    • @Lmtal
      @Lmtal 3 года назад +285

      Rubidium

    • @rossmaxz6161
      @rossmaxz6161 3 года назад +84

      Mnemonics r way better

    • @charliepereyda362
      @charliepereyda362 3 года назад +188

      just like the abc

    • @vikiablamowicz
      @vikiablamowicz 3 года назад +211

      YOU MADE ME REWATCH THE WHOLE VID TO SEE THE 37TH ELEMENT

    • @royxeph_arcanex
      @royxeph_arcanex 3 года назад +68

      I literally sing the "Phosphorous then Sulfur Chlorine and Argon!" part when I try to remember which one is under which in the C+N+O+F+Ne part

  • @bbbbbbeisn
    @bbbbbbeisn 5 лет назад +4020

    Conversation between Oxygen and Helium:
    Oxygen: *says funny joke*
    Helium: He He He He He

  • @1AceTM
    @1AceTM 5 лет назад +2031

    If you can sing elements 95-112 without speaking gibberish you are some genius.

  • @vibin5115
    @vibin5115 8 месяцев назад +109

    Teacher: can you sing to me your Abc's?
    Me: "THEEERREE'S--

    • @Ihaveapipebomb999
      @Ihaveapipebomb999 8 месяцев назад +8

      104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION

    • @RealJojo4
      @RealJojo4 7 месяцев назад +2

      wait but by the symbol (example: Au (gold)) or the name (gold)

    • @Checkmrkkkiiiii
      @Checkmrkkkiiiii 6 месяцев назад

      Hydrogen and Helium
      Then Lithium, Beryllium
      Boron, Carbon everywhere
      Nitrogen all through the air
      With Oxygen so you can breathe
      And Fluorine for your pretty teeth
      Neon to light up the signs
      Sodium for salty times
      Silicon
      (Phosphorus, then Sulfur) Chlorine and Argon
      (Potassium) And Calcium so you'll grow strong
      (Scandium) Titanium, Vanadium and Chromium and Manganese
      This is the Periodic Table
      Noble gas is stable
      Halogens and Alkali react aggressively
      Each period will see new outer shells
      While electrons are added moving to the right
      Iron is the 26th
      Then Cobalt, Nickel coins you get
      Copper, Zinc and Gallium
      Germanium and Arsenic
      Selenium and Bromine film
      While Krypton helps light up your room
      Rubidium and Strontium then Yttrium, Zirconium
      Molybdenum, Technetium
      (Ruthenium) Rhodium, Palladium
      (Silver-war) Then Cadmium and Indium
      (Tin-cans) Antimony then Tellurium and Iodine and Xenon
      And then Caesium and
      Barium is 56, and this is where the table splits
      Where Lanthanides have just begun
      Lanthanum, Cerium and Praseodymium
      Neodymium's next to
      Promethium, then 62's
      Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium and Terbium
      Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium
      Ytterbium, Lutetium
      Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten then we're on to
      Rhenium, Osmium and Iridium
      Platinum, Gold to make you rich till you grow old
      Mercury to tell you when it's really cold
      (Thallium) And lead then Bismuth for your tummy
      (Polonium) Astatine would not be yummy
      (Radon) Francium will last a little time
      (Radium) then Actinides at 89
      This is the Periodic Table
      Noble gas is stable
      Halogens and Alkali react aggressively
      Each period will see new outer shells
      While electrons are to the right
      Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium
      Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium
      Americium, Curium, Berkelium
      Californium, Einsteinium, Fermium
      Mendelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium
      Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Seaborgium
      Bohrium, Hassium then Meitnerium
      Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, Copernicium
      Nihonium, Flerovium
      Moscovium, Livermorium
      Tennessine and Oganesson
      And then we're done

  • @minkioosthuizen7974
    @minkioosthuizen7974 4 года назад +940

    Teacher: **makes a joke about helium**
    The whole class: He!

  • @YoDay
    @YoDay 6 лет назад +4968

    Better than RUclips Rewind

  • @shalu759
    @shalu759 3 года назад +6744

    Imagine singing this song in exam hall to recall a particular element😂

    • @ix-139vidushithakur4
      @ix-139vidushithakur4 3 года назад +173

      It's a good thing it will take the pressure away for a while 😜😂

    • @naniramisetti1999
      @naniramisetti1999 3 года назад +20

      😂

    • @vasumanasharma2221
      @vasumanasharma2221 3 года назад +251

      I've actually seen people do this. Its hilarious. Like they dont actually sing it but u can see them mouthing the whole song in the middle of the exam.😂

    • @shalu759
      @shalu759 3 года назад +104

      And let's imagine again with 1 minute left and then u have to sing whole song to recall element 35th😂😵

    • @aaryantubexd
      @aaryantubexd 3 года назад +18

      @@vasumanasharma2221 yeah i do that

  • @rigelicrespo350
    @rigelicrespo350 Месяц назад +9

    0:51 the fact he said arsenic agressively

  • @ZERO-tv5zg
    @ZERO-tv5zg 7 лет назад +2001

    2:20 When you're running out of time but there's still a ton of elements to sing

    • @inactive3651
      @inactive3651 7 лет назад +5

      XXX_not_gigli_pro_XXX Xxx_another_xxx_xxX hahahahahaha

    • @javiersandoval9903
      @javiersandoval9903 7 лет назад +10

      XXX_not_gigli_pro_XXX Xxx_another_xxx_xxX taking your time teacher (30 seconds left ) me in head shit

    • @foryoazz
      @foryoazz 7 лет назад +8

      2:21

    • @ZERO-tv5zg
      @ZERO-tv5zg 7 лет назад +21

      foryoazz And you had to point out that it's 1 second late. Ok.

    • @berting8123
      @berting8123 7 лет назад +2

      foryoazz that's quick

  • @nemuikitsu_
    @nemuikitsu_ 5 лет назад +349

    I just started to learn this but i understand the jokes in comment section
    I feel like a nerd

    • @SunglassesGirl-mv3te
      @SunglassesGirl-mv3te 5 лет назад

      Mochi Shinz welcome to the club

    • @dianab.5313
      @dianab.5313 5 лет назад

      Kaos Grey dude chill, it’s just a comment

    • @exilley2134
      @exilley2134 5 лет назад

      It is a good feeling for sure, my friend.
      I am a huge geek btw

  • @TheUnknown-lh9yj
    @TheUnknown-lh9yj 3 года назад +2170

    When your chemistry teacher raps chemically:

    • @nomorejellybeanflower6659
      @nomorejellybeanflower6659 3 года назад +16

      true

    • @nikitagloukhovtchenko6857
      @nikitagloukhovtchenko6857 3 года назад +6

      I was trying to get into one physics class but I was rejected from that class.

    • @nikitagloukhovtchenko6857
      @nikitagloukhovtchenko6857 3 года назад +4

      Mr. Heathcoat didn’t accept me into his class because he thinks that I’m too stupid to understand physics if it’s taught by a NASA scientist.

    • @riyak.7393
      @riyak.7393 2 года назад +6

      @@nomorejellybeanflower6659 I love just the "true" reply to this. Like yes, so true, my chemistry teacher constantly does this

    • @kawai_yumiie
      @kawai_yumiie 2 года назад +1

      True

  • @RoyalCookieYT
    @RoyalCookieYT Год назад +14

    Lyrics 😭
    There's Hydrogen and Helium
    Then Lithium, Beryllium
    Boron, Carbon everywhere
    Nitrogen all through the air
    With Oxygen so you can breathe
    And Fluorine for your pretty teeth
    Neon to light up the signs
    Sodium for salty times
    Magnesium
    Aluminum and silicon
    (Phosphorus, then Sulfur) Chlorine and Argon
    (Potassium) And Calcium so you'll grow strong
    (Scandium) Titanium, Vanadium and Chromium and Manganese
    This is the Periodic Table
    Noble gas is stable
    Halogens and Alkali react aggressively
    Each period will see new outer shells
    While electrons are added moving to the right
    Iron is the 26th
    Then Cobalt, Nickel coins you get
    Copper, Zinc and Gallium
    Germanium and Arsenic
    Selenium and Bromine film
    While Krypton helps light up your room
    Rubidium and Strontium then Yttrium, Zirconium
    Molybdenum, Technetium
    (Ruthenium) Rhodium, Palladium
    (Silver-war) Then Cadmium and Indium
    (Tin-cans) Antimony then Tellurium and Iodine and Xenon
    And then Caesium and
    Barium is 56, and this is where the table splits
    Where Lanthanides have just begun
    Lanthanum, Cerium and Praseodymium
    Neodymium's next to
    Promethium, then 62's
    Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium and Terbium
    Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium
    Ytterbium, Lutetium
    Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten then we're on to
    Rhenium, Osmium and Iridium
    Platinum, Gold to make you rich till you grow old
    Mercury to tell you when it's really cold
    (Thallium) And lead then Bismuth for your tummy
    (Polonium) Astatine would not be yummy
    (Radon) Francium will last a little time
    (Radium) then Actinides at 89
    This is the Periodic Table
    Noble gas is stable
    Halogens and Alkali react aggressively
    Each period will see new outer shells
    While electrons are to the right
    Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium
    Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium
    Americium, Curium, Berkelium
    Californium, Einsteinium, Fermium
    Mendelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium
    Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Seaborgium
    Bohrium, Hassium then Meitnerium
    Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, Copernicium
    Nihonium, Flerovium
    Moscovium, Livermorium
    Tennessine and Oganesson
    And then we're done

  • @kosmischerkaiser5417
    @kosmischerkaiser5417 6 лет назад +832

    Asap science was one of the rappers Eminem was to afraid to diss

    • @Skysiax
      @Skysiax 6 лет назад +4

      Ivan Tschichakowski No copypasta my friend....

    • @cyberhexreal
      @cyberhexreal 5 лет назад

      @@Skysiax PASTAAAAAAAAA

  • @Fractal821
    @Fractal821 4 года назад +802

    "Oh so you're a scientist? Name every element"

  • @mr.paradox1463
    @mr.paradox1463 4 года назад +708

    No one will Talk About His Editing :(

  • @UncleRuckusfan89
    @UncleRuckusfan89 Год назад +10

    Bro my dad always used to make me watch this man, I remember when the 2018 dropped. This is so nostalgia, thank you.

  • @tastelessolive3713
    @tastelessolive3713 6 лет назад +557

    This video had an element of surprise​ to it

    • @dumpy_frog
      @dumpy_frog 6 лет назад +2

      Nell R *siiigh*

    • @sydneyjessina
      @sydneyjessina 6 лет назад +1

      I’m DEAAADDD 😂

    • @fynncarter2327
      @fynncarter2327 5 лет назад +2

      OMg

    • @ultimateloud8356
      @ultimateloud8356 5 лет назад +1

      Ah - the element of surprise.
      Atomic mass: 119
      Used in jumpscares, surprise birthday parties and things you didn't expect to turn out some way.

    • @matok5711
      @matok5711 5 лет назад

      Nell R gneiss

  • @jet-it9cr
    @jet-it9cr 8 лет назад +2086

    I listen to this Periodically

  • @thatchickhannah6893
    @thatchickhannah6893 5 лет назад +2236

    What happens when a scientist is sick?
    If you can’t find a curium to helium you have to barium.

    • @priyaravi7507
      @priyaravi7507 5 лет назад +32

      OMG that actually, legitimately made me laugh out loud. hahahaha.

    • @enilair_2213
      @enilair_2213 5 лет назад +11

      I dont understand the barium part

    • @thatchickhannah6893
      @thatchickhannah6893 5 лет назад +27

      Swiftgaia “you have to bury him”

    • @1am636
      @1am636 5 лет назад +1

      ...nice one

    • @samaragranados249
      @samaragranados249 5 лет назад +3

      I love this joke so much

  • @melio9287
    @melio9287 Год назад +22

    TODAY HALLOWEEN 2023 THIS SONG JUST CLOSED 8 YEARS...... GREAT JOB ASAP!

    • @ethantan9434
      @ethantan9434 3 месяца назад +2

      It’s now about to turn 9 years old soon

    • @melio9287
      @melio9287 3 месяца назад

      @@ethantan9434 k?

  • @melaniegarcia3158
    @melaniegarcia3158 5 лет назад +3288

    Teacher: Alright, everyone. Today we’re going to have a test on the periodic table.
    Person: Can we listen to music?
    Teacher: Yes.
    Me: *Listens to this*

    • @scottmcghee7929
      @scottmcghee7929 5 лет назад +149

      Chamomile Tea since when can you listnen to music in a test

    • @lunalovegood1401
      @lunalovegood1401 5 лет назад +45

      Chamomile Tea how to cheat 101

    • @laurenkatherine5416
      @laurenkatherine5416 5 лет назад +71

      Scott McGhee I’ve had a lot of teachers who allow us to listen to music while we test as long as it’s quiet, with earbuds, and the phone or iPod or whatever you are using to listen to music is out of sight so you can’t look up answers.

    • @vrishank777
      @vrishank777 5 лет назад +88

      @@laurenkatherine5416 You could just record yourself saying info about the test and play that

    • @scottmcghee7929
      @scottmcghee7929 5 лет назад +29

      Lauren Katherine just play answers your school and you must be pretty dumb

  • @scy5517
    @scy5517 5 лет назад +1308

    What I learn in school:1%
    What I learn in videos:99%

  • @bunsenn5064
    @bunsenn5064 2 года назад +1171

    Me and a friend of mine sang this whole thing at a talent show in elementary school. I went through and memorized it all, and I vividly remember at the ending portion when the elements start getting said really quickly, the friend I had been doing it with just started making up elements that sounded real. It was amazing to witness.

  • @mayamarsyana8350
    @mayamarsyana8350 Год назад +17

    Thank you ASAP SCIENCE this song really helps and keeps ringing in my head

  • @lkonsul9547
    @lkonsul9547 5 лет назад +5300

    You guys are all making jokes but I’m trying to study

  • @breadthealien
    @breadthealien 6 лет назад +1903

    So i heard oxygen and magneseum were going out
    O Mg !

    • @hyeronymus
      @hyeronymus 6 лет назад +3

      TeleportBread looool

    • @Mae_day1
      @Mae_day1 6 лет назад +4

      I laughed so hard 😂

    • @julianna2951
      @julianna2951 6 лет назад +5

      TeleportBread that’s a dad joke😑🤦‍♀️

    • @Shorteagle
      @Shorteagle 6 лет назад +5

      I applaud you but at the same time I'm cringing haha

    • @giannisk.916
      @giannisk.916 6 лет назад +7

      Actually it would me MgO

  • @tpj24ever54
    @tpj24ever54 7 лет назад +1547

    if only they made a song for everything we take in school i swear i'd be an a+ student

  • @cziffrathegreat666
    @cziffrathegreat666 Год назад +12

    You’re reviving classical music more than teaching us the elements! And I’m not complaining either

  • @pendingexile7765
    @pendingexile7765 5 лет назад +491

    I start to mumble when it get to the fast part 😂

  • @---ng7ke
    @---ng7ke 5 лет назад +257

    Person: “K”
    Some smartass: “Well yes, potassium is a very interesting element, very reactive, as opposed to that response you just gave.”

  • @PeanutWithWiFiAccess
    @PeanutWithWiFiAccess 4 года назад +572

    Science Teacher:
    _"This is the Periodic Table"_
    The Choir And Theater Kids:
    _"Theresssss....."_

    • @CrescentPaws5000
      @CrescentPaws5000 4 года назад +6

      HYDROGEN AND HELIUM me as a choir kid the other choir kids 👀👀

    • @samanthamcguiness3081
      @samanthamcguiness3081 4 года назад +2

      Lithium beryllium

    • @Honey-bp3fh
      @Honey-bp3fh 4 года назад +2

      I’m in band and this is still me-

    • @chewinggum5550
      @chewinggum5550 4 года назад +2

      I didn't understand

    • @nuhaakmel663
      @nuhaakmel663 4 года назад +2

      @@aqua1152 and flourine for your pretty teeth neon to light up the signs, sodium for salty times

  • @HoboErectusTheAznAnimator2K8
    @HoboErectusTheAznAnimator2K8 Год назад +8

    Update
    Ununtrium = Nihonium
    Ununpentium = Moscovium
    Ununseptium = Tennessine
    Ununoctium = Oganesson

  • @andrei1151
    @andrei1151 6 лет назад +710

    So a neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much for a drink and he replies for you my friend, no charge !
    : )

    • @satovich
      @satovich 6 лет назад +17

      You think your real cleaver don't you I would come up with a better comeback, but Na.

    • @salmanzahid8110
      @salmanzahid8110 6 лет назад

      good one andrei obadas

    • @user-qd5hc6ec3j
      @user-qd5hc6ec3j 5 лет назад

      Lmao

    • @kalaniduff4470
      @kalaniduff4470 5 лет назад

      HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

    • @matok5711
      @matok5711 5 лет назад

      Andrei Odobas took me a minute but then I got it lol

  • @genevietran3627
    @genevietran3627 9 лет назад +214

    I have to questions I would love for you to answer:
    1. Does milk actually make you taller?
    And 2. Is it ok to stand next to a running microwave?

    • @scahsaint6249
      @scahsaint6249 9 лет назад +62

      1) Short answer is no.
      2) Yes you can, the microwave isn't strong enough to penetrate through.

    • @taxavoider9889
      @taxavoider9889 9 лет назад +92

      +Scah Saint short answer, ha, ha do you get it?
      Ok, now I'll go jump of a bridge

    • @scahsaint6249
      @scahsaint6249 9 лет назад

      Shadowthief Gaming ;)

    • @taxavoider9889
      @taxavoider9889 9 лет назад

      +Scah Saint *dead

    • @sjbtrionomy9001
      @sjbtrionomy9001 9 лет назад +7

      +Scah Saint It atleast makes ur bones stronger. That helps u go taller

  • @JackBertelli
    @JackBertelli 9 лет назад +255

    The only thing I noticed different was the illustration for Silicon. What else did you guys update that I didn't notice?

    • @ronrelayo4382
      @ronrelayo4382 9 лет назад +23

      No more boobs

    • @jstuyfzand5467
      @jstuyfzand5467 9 лет назад +69

      +Jack Bertelli The new elements, those things with shitloads of electrons, at the end. Elements that existed, made in a lab but extremely unstable

    • @BreezyInterwebs
      @BreezyInterwebs 9 лет назад +6

      I think at the end after Actinium they added the symbol on the drawings.

    • @xavierpapesh
      @xavierpapesh 9 лет назад +4

      +Joep Stuyfzand Ive never understood that, aren't elements unable to be made?

    • @wildisaiah1998
      @wildisaiah1998 9 лет назад +6

      +Ortun scientists can smash together particles and make these elements for an extremely small amount of time. like a few nanoseconds they exists but they are very unstable so it breaks apart.

  • @DimaVaulin
    @DimaVaulin 3 месяца назад +2

    Someone has probably already mentioned this, but there are over 25,000 comments here...
    The names of elements 113, 115, 117, and 118 have now been officially approved:
    113 - Nihonium (in honor of Japan)
    115 - Moscovium (in honor of the Moscow region)
    117 - Tennessine (in honor of the state of Tennessee)
    118 - Oganesson (in honor of the scientist Yuri Oganessian)

  • @Dan123yal
    @Dan123yal 8 лет назад +1884

    What do people do with dead people? Barium.

    • @justastranger129
      @justastranger129 8 лет назад +83

      This is so boron

    • @youboredbrogaming6584
      @youboredbrogaming6584 8 лет назад +87

      hey, give him some credit, most of the good puns argon already.

    • @mrorcadood
      @mrorcadood 7 лет назад +43

      My cousin died from singing the fast part too fast, better barium

    • @risingdagger5416
      @risingdagger5416 7 лет назад +3

      lolol n1

    • @collinscody57
      @collinscody57 7 лет назад +4

      Meme Central it doesn't doctor will even make you drink it so they can see your jut in a x ray

  • @giisides2870
    @giisides2870 8 лет назад +2795

    Literally trying to memorize this to impress my chem teacher

    • @nimzo2763
      @nimzo2763 8 лет назад +54

      I used this for a Chem quiz today xD

    • @daniiii0
      @daniiii0 8 лет назад +2

      same! xD

    • @matthewtelles8619
      @matthewtelles8619 8 лет назад +2

      where my Irvine students at?

    • @cleverdark4348
      @cleverdark4348 8 лет назад +32

      what grade?
      lol im trying to do the same thing and once in class i got so carried away that i literally started screaming the lyrics...and i got detention but it was so worth it (i memorized the song)

    • @genericusername3768
      @genericusername3768 8 лет назад +1

      Same LOL

  • @AsapSCIENCE
    @AsapSCIENCE  9 лет назад +2418

    Hey friends! We wanted to update a few things in our video to be more accurate and appropriate for everyone. And why not try and memorize this song all over again?! Thanks for all your support through the years, and we hope to make more songs like this soon. Sincerely, Mitch and Greg of AsapSCIENCE

  • @Reviiaton
    @Reviiaton Год назад +10

    I’m still in school and im a science math nerd. This song makes me so happy and I can’t explain why

    • @laeticialana
      @laeticialana 2 месяца назад +1

      Same

    • @MarkosSandavol
      @MarkosSandavol 2 месяца назад +1

      nerds

    • @Reviiaton
      @Reviiaton 2 месяца назад +1

      @@MarkosSandavol yes we are thank you 😊

    • @laeticialana
      @laeticialana Месяц назад +1

      @@MarkosSandavol looks like somebody’s salty because they failed school

  • @lukestaib6744
    @lukestaib6744 7 лет назад +347

    Chemistry joke: A neutron walks into a bar. He asks how much his drink is. the bartender replies, "For you, no charge"

  • @bobphillips1996
    @bobphillips1996 8 лет назад +432

    This got played in my science class the other day and I was singing along all the way... I got a round of applause at the end while I gasped for breath.

    • @misteremann687
      @misteremann687 8 лет назад +15

      Bob Phillips lol 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @zoeurquhart408
      @zoeurquhart408 8 лет назад

      Bob Phillips omg I did that to in my class lol

    • @jordanbaker4826
      @jordanbaker4826 8 лет назад

      crazykid948 10

    • @KaydinGrace
      @KaydinGrace 8 лет назад +3

      you go glen coco!

    • @47sloths66
      @47sloths66 8 лет назад +1

      Bob Phillips I introduced this song to my class 🙃

  • @carlcastro882
    @carlcastro882 8 лет назад +146

    I'm Addicted to this Song already.. I saw this yesterday and it just keep circling my head.. It looks like my brother is too.. BOTTOMLINE: I LOVE IT!!

  • @Malicious-epok
    @Malicious-epok 8 месяцев назад +7

    Fun fact: Ununtrium, Ununpentium, Ununseptium And Ununoctium Used To Be An Periodic Table Element But Was Unused As It Was Unobtainable

    • @Googledoodle-k2u
      @Googledoodle-k2u 8 месяцев назад +1

      Why?

    • @austria-hungary7680
      @austria-hungary7680 7 месяцев назад

      @@Googledoodle-k2u Unutrium dissolves faster than the USSR, Moscovium is an extremely radioactive element: its most stable known isotope, moscovium-290, has a half-life of only 0.65 seconds, scientists created tennessine by bombarding 22 milligrams of berkelium-249 atoms with calcium-48 atoms at a cyclotron. The first bombardment lasted 70 days, and Oganesson has the highest atomic number and highest atomic mass of all known elements as of 2024. On the periodic table of the elements it is a p-block element, a member of group 18 and the last member of period 7. Its only known isotope, oganesson-294, is highly radioactive, with a half-life of 0.7 ms and, as of 2020, only five atoms have been successfully produced. This has so far prevented any experimental studies of its chemistry. Because of relativistic effects, theoretical studies predict that it would be a solid at room temperature, and significantly reactive, unlike the other members of group 18 (the noble gases).

    • @Malicious-epok
      @Malicious-epok 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@Googledoodle-k2uidk they are now named nihovium moscovium tennessine and ogann

  • @Youknowwhooooooo
    @Youknowwhooooooo 4 года назад +400

    Teacher: What's the second last element of the periodic table?
    Me: There's...

  • @malena111
    @malena111 6 лет назад +1598

    the amount of element puns in this comment section

    • @anniel8407
      @anniel8407 6 лет назад +15

      Only periodically

    • @daveedpo
      @daveedpo 6 лет назад +12

      It's *_elemantal_*

    • @donnydoodrop
      @donnydoodrop 6 лет назад

      Literally one below this comment

    • @gabbiohotstuffyo9194
      @gabbiohotstuffyo9194 6 лет назад

      I was expecting EVERYONE would be like omg thanks for this its my test tomorrow or smthng

    • @hmmm.324
      @hmmm.324 6 лет назад

      is more than the achievements I will ever actually get in my life-
      wait what

  • @mychemicaljulia
    @mychemicaljulia 8 лет назад +888

    this song got me a 95% on my science test thank you

  • @ThePiplupGuy
    @ThePiplupGuy Месяц назад +6

    2:36 OGGONESSON

    • @needboy1
      @needboy1 Месяц назад +1

      Boy, this is an old one, go watch the updated one.

    • @ElVictorEmilio
      @ElVictorEmilio 27 дней назад

      Ogganeson was named like that on like 2016, before that since the discoverment of it in 2005 it was known as ununoctium, the original song (this video) was Made in 2015 when it was named ununoctium, and one year later it was named ogganeson (thanks Yuri Oganesian the name of ununoctium sucks) (sorry if u already knew that)

  • @mags3932
    @mags3932 4 года назад +1320

    When RUclips is better than the teacher that teaches you:
    Okay Hello after 9 months! Still use it to cheat in school

  • @asherseeth7927
    @asherseeth7927 4 года назад +927

    Me at the start:
    I should try and learn this
    Also me after I watch 2:21 - 2:30 :
    -_- Nope.

    • @ulasonal
      @ulasonal 4 года назад +20

      you probably don't need to know those

    • @Maniii.x
      @Maniii.x 4 года назад +25

      I’m pretty sure you would like to learn this before your teacher threatens you to know it..... just saying

    • @ulasonal
      @ulasonal 4 года назад +11

      @@Maniii.x why would you need to know all the elements? I know the first 30 and some other important ones and it is more than enough for a high school student like me. Plus you need to know the atomic numbers, symbols, and even isotopes too

    • @Maniii.x
      @Maniii.x 4 года назад +4

      Never mind I don’t wanna fight so let’s just chill okay.

    • @ulasonal
      @ulasonal 4 года назад +5

      @@Maniii.x wow who said anything about fighting? I was just sayin. we ok girl

  • @Xtremegamor123
    @Xtremegamor123 8 лет назад +433

    Time to remake it again, Uut, Uup, Uus, and Uuo were officially named

  • @naiismiless
    @naiismiless Год назад +124

    [Intro]
    And now, ASAP Science presents:
    The elements of the Periodic Table!
    [Verse 1]
    There's Hydrogen and Helium
    Then Lithium, Beryllium
    Boron, Carbon everywhere
    Nitrogen all through the air
    With Oxygen so you can breathe
    And Fluorine for your pretty teeth
    Neon to light up the signs
    Sodium for salty times
    Magnesium, Aluminium, Silicon
    Phosphorus, then Sulfur, Chlorine and Argon
    Potassium, and Calcium so you'll grow strong
    Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium and Chromium and Manganese
    [Chorus]
    This is the Periodic Table
    Noble gas is stable
    Halogens and Alkali react aggressively
    Each period will see new outer shells
    While electrons are added moving to the right
    [Verse 2]
    Iron is the 26th
    Then Cobalt, Nickel coins you get
    Copper, Zinc and Gallium
    Germanium and Arsenic
    Selenium and Bromine film
    While Krypton helps light up your room
    Rubidium and Strontium then Yttrium, Zirconium
    Niobium, Molybdenum, Technetium
    Ruthenium, Rhodium, Palladium
    Silver-ware then Cadmium and Indium
    Tin-cans, Antimony then Tellurium and Iodine and Xenon and then Caesium and
    [Bridge]
    Barium is 56 and this is where the table splits
    Where Lanthanides have just begun
    Lanthanum, Cerium and Praseodymium
    Neodymium's next to
    Promethium, then 62's
    Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium and Terbium
    Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium
    Ytterbium, Lutetium
    [Verse 3]
    Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten then we're on to
    Rhenium, Osmium and Iridium
    Platinum, Gold to make you rich 'til you grow old
    Mercury to tell you when it's really cold
    Thallium and Lead then Bismuth for your tummy
    Polonium, Astatine would not be yummy
    Radon, Francium will last a little time
    Radium then Actinides at 89
    [Chorus]
    This is the Periodic Table
    Noble gas is stable
    Halogens and Alkali react aggressively
    Each period will see new outer shells
    While electrons are to the right
    [Verse 4]
    Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium
    Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium
    Americium, Curium, Berkelium
    Californium, Einsteinium, Fermium
    Mendelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium
    Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Seaborgium
    Bohrium, Hassium then Meitnerium
    Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, Copernicium
    Nihonium, Flerovium
    Moscovium, Livermorium
    Tennessine, and Oganesson
    And then we're done!

    • @UncleTazTaszung
      @UncleTazTaszung 10 месяцев назад

      Woah! Your comment sums it up very well, thanks!

    • @oliviaromig3689
      @oliviaromig3689 10 месяцев назад +2

      underatted comment!

    • @tropicalmk3519
      @tropicalmk3519 9 месяцев назад

      The last 2 are incorrect 😕

    • @UncleTazTaszung
      @UncleTazTaszung 9 месяцев назад

      @@tropicalmk3519 NOOOO THEY ARE

    • @R0dent-s9c
      @R0dent-s9c 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@tropicalmk3519 The lyrics are the updated one

  • @nadavfriedman8351
    @nadavfriedman8351 7 лет назад +278

    " wanna hear a sodium joke?"
    "Na"

    • @mercutioescalus6782
      @mercutioescalus6782 7 лет назад +4

      Netflik Fix wanna hear joke about potassium
      No
      K

    • @MrBird94
      @MrBird94 7 лет назад +2

      That one is geat ! :D

    • @jafaluna
      @jafaluna 7 лет назад

      Netflik Fix hi

  • @Aya-mf9qk
    @Aya-mf9qk 4 года назад +1638

    70% Kuroo stans
    30% chemistry jokes

    • @krishiafaithbalmes6051
      @krishiafaithbalmes6051 3 года назад +27

      And I'm part of the 30%

    • @krishiafaithbalmes6051
      @krishiafaithbalmes6051 3 года назад +6

      @@anikatasnimsaba Yeah same

    • @crying-5596
      @crying-5596 3 года назад +40

      @@anikatasnimsaba Kuroo Tetsurou is a famous character of the anime Haikyuu!! (I know that you said that you know him but I still added this)
      The Kuroo joke is because he CANONICALLY likes chemistry.

    • @Squid728
      @Squid728 3 года назад +1

      I like it

    • @beingartistic4017
      @beingartistic4017 3 года назад

      @@crying-5596 ruclips.net/video/giL6EZxdJ3w/видео.html

  • @sprinso22
    @sprinso22 4 года назад +1723

    0:09 Start
    0:21 Magnesium
    0:34 First Chorus
    0:46 End of first chorus
    0:58 Niobium
    1:21 Lanthanides
    1:41 End of lanthanides
    2:05 2nd chorus
    2:16 Actinides
    2:21 Fast part
    2:25 End of Actinides

    • @crazy_pyromaniac
      @crazy_pyromaniac 3 года назад +10

      nice, thanks

    • @Mayankverat
      @Mayankverat 3 года назад +6

      Thank you ☺

    • @halong1973
      @halong1973 3 года назад +14

      In 0:58 it was actually called Zirconium then Niobium at 0:59

    • @chasepreston6494
      @chasepreston6494 2 года назад

      @@halong1973 ok and

    • @derpfinity4140
      @derpfinity4140 2 года назад +1

      @@halong1973 when skipping to 0:59 the niobium is partially cut off

  • @SweEt-thx
    @SweEt-thx Год назад +4

    TY TO ANYONE WHO MAKE THIS, IT'S REALLY HELPFULL! ❤

  • @ewg7557
    @ewg7557 9 лет назад +1063

    *NOTICE ME SCIENCE TEACHERS.*

    • @cicadafun
      @cicadafun 9 лет назад +4

      +The Killer but that's someone obsessed with Japan

    • @SkimoStories
      @SkimoStories 9 лет назад +3

      +Maximum Stars they only have different meanings to people who care, weaboo.

    • @SkimoStories
      @SkimoStories 9 лет назад +2

      Magniloquence progeny you're one of them

    • @Chocohalation
      @Chocohalation 9 лет назад +1

      +The Killer
      ... But "shit" is an object, not a living thing....

    • @thekiller1053
      @thekiller1053 9 лет назад +1

      WizardXZD auto correct

  • @nurayarslan6625
    @nurayarslan6625 4 года назад +247

    My brain : play it on x2 speed
    Me : why
    my brain : just shut up and do it

  • @sianemily8308
    @sianemily8308 8 лет назад +1083

    Why is the periodic table so complicated
    Why couldn't the elements be called Dave or Steve or something

    • @chutendo
      @chutendo 8 лет назад +35

      +Sian Hayes I agree. Let's make a poll! #Steveforhelium

    • @sianemily8308
      @sianemily8308 8 лет назад +3

      Kitty Kat Izzy ha Yes

    • @chutendo
      @chutendo 8 лет назад +3

      Sian Hayes Let's do it!

    • @hi-px1mi
      @hi-px1mi 8 лет назад +34

      There's Hydrogen and Helium
      Then Lithium, Beryllium
      Boron, Carbon everywhere
      Nitrogen all through the air
      With Oxygen so you can breathe
      And Fluorine for your pretty teeth
      Neon to light up the signs
      Sodium for salty times
      Magnesium, Aluminium, Silicon
      Phosphorus, then Sulfur, Chlorine and Argon
      Potassium, and Calcium so you'll grow strong
      Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium and Chromium and Manganese
      CHORUS
      This is the Periodic Table
      Noble gas is stable
      Halogens and Alkali react agressively
      Each period will see new outer shells
      While electrons are added moving to the right
      Iron is the 26th
      Then Cobalt, Nickel coins you get
      Copper, Zinc and Gallium
      Germanium and Arsenic
      Selenium and Bromine film
      While Krypton helps light up your room
      Rubidium and Strontium then Yttrium, Zirconium
      Niobium, Molybdenum, Technetium
      Ruthenium, Rhodium, Palladium
      Silver-ware then Cadmium and Indium
      Tin-cans, Antimony then Tellurium and Iodine and Xenon and then Caesium and...
      Barium is 56 and this is where the table splits
      Where Lanthanides have just begun
      Lanthanum, Cerium and Praseodymium
      Neodymium's next too
      Promethium, then 62's
      Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium and Terbium
      Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium
      Ytterbium, Lutetium
      Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten then we're on to
      Rhenium, Osmium and Iridium
      Platinum, Gold to make you rich till you grow old
      Mercury to tell you when it's really cold
      Thallium and Lead then Bismuth for your tummy
      Polonium, Astatine would not be yummy
      Radon, Francium will last a little time
      Radium then Actinides at 89
      REPEAT CHORUS
      Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium
      Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium
      Americium, Curium, Berkelium
      Californium, Einsteinium, Fermium
      Mendelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium
      Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Seaborgium
      Bohrium, Hassium then Meitnerium
      Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, Copernicium
      Ununtrium, Flerovium
      Ununpentium, Livermorium
      Ununseptium, Ununoctium
      And then we're done!!

    • @chutendo
      @chutendo 8 лет назад +2

      Rainbow Kale brah

  • @Alexf-piano
    @Alexf-piano Месяц назад +2

    This is 9 years ago, HOW IS THE QUALITY SO GOOD?!

  • @kitsynne
    @kitsynne 3 года назад +895

    I'm a Science student, I still need to go through the entire alphabet song to get an alphabet's placement. _THIS IS NEXT TO MEMORIZE_

    • @khulitkyut614
      @khulitkyut614 2 года назад +1

      🇦🇺🇧🇷

    • @noahdeline6955
      @noahdeline6955 2 года назад +11

      Sorry to tell you this but they updated it

    • @lindydrone6070
      @lindydrone6070 2 года назад +2

      Sameee, but I'm not a science stude though I've got memorize this for middle school

    • @mrweird-jt3ti
      @mrweird-jt3ti Год назад +2

      @@noahdeline6955 they changed ununseptium to tennessine, and ununoctium to oganesson

    • @rishkavas423
      @rishkavas423 Год назад +2

      ​​​@@lindydrone6070 seriously? Middle school? Ur education system is flawed... Here, no one actually MEMORISES the periodic table, even though our education system is also flawed to an extent

  • @chelbeytrump2744
    @chelbeytrump2744 8 лет назад +1536

    Someone at school did this song for the talent show and almost had an asthma attack. But he got bonus points.

  • @texdykatrandomness2715
    @texdykatrandomness2715 8 лет назад +2990

    we have to learn this for exams, I can already imagine someone bursting out into song while writing the test 😂

    • @tiffanyliao815
      @tiffanyliao815 8 лет назад +8

      AHAHA ikr same

    • @coltondreher3922
      @coltondreher3922 8 лет назад +4

      I already did

    • @lostthetrainerofdemons5379
      @lostthetrainerofdemons5379 8 лет назад +11

      same it is so hard to keep up with the song at beginning but it like the back of my hand so catch but arrghh

    • @SucculentSys
      @SucculentSys 8 лет назад +1

      I did last year with the old version XD

    • @sooya2198
      @sooya2198 8 лет назад +21

      That's going to be literally me during that test, like singing "And now, ASAP Science presents the periodic table! There's hydrogen..." Lols

  • @Kinghappiness7x
    @Kinghappiness7x Месяц назад +2

    Loved it ! I am gonna learn and remember all the impossible ones thanks a lot!❤

  • @fiolioco1523
    @fiolioco1523 7 лет назад +1463

    When I heard Oxygen and Magnesium were dating, I was like:
    OMg

    • @user-ls1bw2uw1j
      @user-ls1bw2uw1j 7 лет назад

      Fiolioco Mataafa :DD

    • @Dave-hn5tl
      @Dave-hn5tl 7 лет назад +68

      Fiolioco Mataafa Unfortunately technically it would be MgO but this makes for a funny joke

    • @eskimogaming3515
      @eskimogaming3515 7 лет назад +2

      well played

    • @edita.w
      @edita.w 7 лет назад +55

      Actually, I've asked Sodium and Hydrogen about it and they were like NaH 😩

    • @meggis1624
      @meggis1624 7 лет назад +26

      when someone responds to me with "k" WELL POTASSIUM TO YOU TOO

  • @mulieres_amo
    @mulieres_amo 5 лет назад +293

    Eminem: "I fear no man."
    AsapSCIENCE: 2:22
    'Eminem' left the chat.

  • @inactive3651
    @inactive3651 7 лет назад +298

    Mum: "Are you studying?"
    Me: "........kinda........"

  • @HavishG
    @HavishG 3 месяца назад +2

    Nostalgia! I first heard this song ~6 years ago and feels the same

  • @yomama6261
    @yomama6261 8 лет назад +1750

    My friend is like: "BANANAS HAVE LOTS OF POTASSIUM!"
    I'm like: "K"
    Edit: OMG THANKS FOR 1300 LIKES!

    • @mastamenace9401
      @mastamenace9401 8 лет назад

      L

    • @maxs4549
      @maxs4549 8 лет назад +1

      +Amy Gray Do you mean potassium or was K part of the joke???

    • @jasonwoo4370
      @jasonwoo4370 8 лет назад +1

      +a duh i thought sodium is Na
      and potassium is K?

    • @ordinaryorca9334
      @ordinaryorca9334 8 лет назад

      +NautilusIX -Jason_Games he meant that his friend is wrong (bananas consist of mostly potasium or K) the joke is that he disagrees with his friend but his friend thinks he agrees

    • @yomama6261
      @yomama6261 8 лет назад +1

      +Amy Gray Oh crap, I put Sodium for bananas. I mean to put Potassium. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

  • @annpustam6366
    @annpustam6366 6 лет назад +255

    Mother: "Why would you not learn the periodic table?"
    Kid: "cause it's so boron, ma!"

    • @labgamers8087
      @labgamers8087 6 лет назад +3

      Annie The Gryffindor raven claw is better

    • @Kahoneki
      @Kahoneki 6 лет назад +3

      God dammit Jimmy! You need to learn the periodic table before all the good universities argon

    • @labgamers8087
      @labgamers8087 6 лет назад +2

      Crystal Hedwig Yes!!!!!! :)

    • @Kahoneki
      @Kahoneki 6 лет назад

      @SuperCreativeUsername I would tell you a joke about sodium but...
      Na

    • @wolfieds4960
      @wolfieds4960 6 лет назад +1

      downvoted

  • @bdizon
    @bdizon 4 года назад +2776

    Me on my way seducing Kuroo:

  • @King_Of_Arkham626
    @King_Of_Arkham626 Год назад +2

    My science teacher: **Tells me to name every element on the periodic table**
    Me after cracking my knuckles:

  • @hayls1075
    @hayls1075 4 года назад +154

    2:38 "and then we're done"
    Nah, Ima have to listen to this again 😅

    • @nikisatanslostkid4257
      @nikisatanslostkid4257 4 года назад +5

      I'm listening to this for the 30th time now...
      I have to write a test tomorrow and I didn't find out until 3 in the morning.

    • @hayls1075
      @hayls1075 4 года назад +2

      @@nikisatanslostkid4257 omw shame, hope it went well.♡♡♡ When I wrote that comment I also had a test, lol. 😅

    • @nikisatanslostkid4257
      @nikisatanslostkid4257 4 года назад +3

      Thx!

  • @Itzarzky
    @Itzarzky 5 лет назад +261

    So my science teacher asked if I wanted Sodium Hydride.
    I told her, NaH.

  • @heyitsjuri
    @heyitsjuri 5 лет назад +625

    Me: Wanna hear a joke?
    Oxygen and Potassium: OK.

    • @chae.ryn.ette7
      @chae.ryn.ette7 4 года назад +5

      lol

    • @arc420
      @arc420 4 года назад +24

      Silicon and Nitrogen once did a Sin.

    • @Bchaotic_66
      @Bchaotic_66 4 года назад +8

      Potassium only forms peroxides, monoxides and superoxides
      So more like K2O2, K2O or KO2

    • @shreyanshsingh8623
      @shreyanshsingh8623 4 года назад +6

      No its KO: knockout

    • @copter7013
      @copter7013 4 года назад +2

      LOLL

  • @playlist022412
    @playlist022412 8 месяцев назад +2

    Amazing song

  • @jayleencerrillo2152
    @jayleencerrillo2152 5 лет назад +2078

    Did you know Oxygen and Magnesium were dating???
    O Mg

  • @hkm239
    @hkm239 6 лет назад +1099

    My friend told me he like Potassium and I replied with K

    • @karenamma7716
      @karenamma7716 6 лет назад +3

      Thanks!!!you made my day!!!

    • @Bluetinycat_SpaceKicker
      @Bluetinycat_SpaceKicker 6 лет назад +2

      K

    • @hailey7712
      @hailey7712 6 лет назад +17

      K? K what? The letter before L? The letter after J? Did you know that in jk k stands for kidding? So your reply is kidding? Or k as in potassium? Do you need some special k in breakfast? K as in I can k/o you? Can I knock you out and feed you to the hungry sharks? Sharks has k in it.
      Hehe my friend showed me that

    • @r1aja1n
      @r1aja1n 6 лет назад

      Rebellious Hong Kong Mapper _RHKM_ iiiiiii

    • @hkm239
      @hkm239 6 лет назад +2

      @@hailey7712 lol

  • @shrutigupta250
    @shrutigupta250 7 лет назад +842

    2:22 When you realise you have a lot of homework left and very less time

  • @Cool_world1234-o
    @Cool_world1234-o Месяц назад +3

    This song is for 2 years in my head

  • @azhang8602
    @azhang8602 8 лет назад +467

    What Kind Of Fish Is Made Out Of 2 Sodium Atoms? A tuna(2 Na)

  • @eiixiirs4155
    @eiixiirs4155 8 лет назад +334

    After about Praseodymium, I think the people who named them just threw some letters together, added ium and named the element.

    • @UriMegaConnor
      @UriMegaConnor 7 лет назад +20

      who the f*ck is named praseodyne?

    • @eiixiirs4155
      @eiixiirs4155 7 лет назад +5

      Hello, yes. My name? Well it's obviously Livermor!

    • @kero2977
      @kero2977 7 лет назад +5

      ik like yttrium the hell is that named after XD

    • @reececater2260
      @reececater2260 7 лет назад +5

      Kawaii Fox Artist a small swedish town called yterby like ytterbuim erbuim terbuim

    • @rubelliousmsp5859
      @rubelliousmsp5859 7 лет назад +4

      They didn't make anything up.

  • @lonelyperson2771
    @lonelyperson2771 5 лет назад +820

    I was reading a book about helium
    I couldn’t put it down

  • @HenryLin-d6j
    @HenryLin-d6j 9 дней назад +1

    2:23 Elbert instine

  • @rootosono4758
    @rootosono4758 7 лет назад +801

    Ugh I want to say a chemistry pun
    But all the good ones Argon

    • @-saumya-81
      @-saumya-81 7 лет назад +1

      Jackson I

    • @siulaf3878
      @siulaf3878 7 лет назад

      Jackson z

    • @lanikilchrist2399
      @lanikilchrist2399 7 лет назад +1

      Jackson You Just Did

    • @isabellacarrascal2573
      @isabellacarrascal2573 7 лет назад +4

      NOOOO! Really? I had absolutely NO IDEA.

    • @Kyoko1
      @Kyoko1 7 лет назад +5

      I was about to say one as well but I figured that everybody would get salty at me so Na, I won't anymore

  • @comradecommie7144
    @comradecommie7144 7 лет назад +206

    *When you have a science test tomorrow and you haven't studied anything*

    • @riah3383
      @riah3383 7 лет назад

      BecauseICan me rn

  • @Fr0stPh3onix
    @Fr0stPh3onix 5 лет назад +503

    I once asked someone for some sodium hypobromite.
    He replied with...
    *_NaBrO_*

  • @randomality77
    @randomality77 Год назад +2

    When you’re used to the new song and getting ready to belt out “NIHONIUM” at the end, only to realise you’re on the wrong video: