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Written, Directed, Produced, Edited and Sung by Mitchell Moffit.
Based on the "Can-Can" music, by Offenbach.
LYRICS:
There's Hydrogen and Helium
Then Lithium, Beryllium
Boron, Carbon everywhere
Nitrogen all through the air
With Oxygen so you can breathe
And Fluorine for your pretty teeth
Neon to light up the signs
Sodium for salty times
Magnesium, Aluminium, Silicon
Phosphorus, then Sulfur, Chlorine and Argon
Potassium, and Calcium so you'll grow strong
Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium and Chromium and Manganese
CHORUS
This is the Periodic Table
Noble gas is stable
Halogens and Alkali react agressively
Each period will see new outer shells
While electrons are added moving to the right
Iron is the 26th
Then Cobalt, Nickel coins you get
Copper, Zinc and Gallium
Germanium and Arsenic
Selenium and Bromine film
While Krypton helps light up your room
Rubidium and Strontium then Yttrium, Zirconium
Niobium, Molybdenum, Technetium
Ruthenium, Rhodium, Palladium
Silver-ware then Cadmium and Indium
Tin-cans, Antimony then Tellurium and Iodine and Xenon and then Caesium and...
Barium is 56 and this is where the table splits
Where Lanthanides have just begun
Lanthanum, Cerium and Praseodymium
Neodymium's next too
Promethium, then 62's
Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium and Terbium
Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium
Ytterbium, Lutetium
Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten then we're on to
Rhenium, Osmium and Iridium
Platinum, Gold to make you rich till you grow old
Mercury to tell you when it's really cold
Thallium and Lead then Bismuth for your tummy
Polonium, Astatine would not be yummy
Radon, Francium will last a little time
Radium then Actinides at 89
REPEAT CHORUS
Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium
Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium
Americium, Curium, Berkelium
Californium, Einsteinium, Fermium
Mendelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium
Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Seaborgium
Bohrium, Hassium then Meitnerium
Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, Copernicium
Ununtrium, Flerovium
Ununpentium, Livermorium
Ununseptium, Ununoctium
And then we're done!!
Teacher: What element is atomic number 118
Me: Can you give me 2 and a half minutes to myself
Welcome to 2017. There is no "ununoctium", there is "oganesson".
And "ununtrium" is "nihonium,"
"ununpentium" is "moscovium,"
and "ununseptium" is "tennessine."
and ununoctium is ognession.
EVERYTHING I LEARNED IS WROOOOOONG
Well it was originally ununoctium cause it was literally un"1"un"1"oct"8"ium but now they gave it a more creative name...
Teacher: Who can name the most elements on the periodic table
The smart kid:
Yep that happened to me, I just sung the whole song.
Love your zim icon
T D uhhhh...
@@HanaIsHere1224 Yeah same
I live in Croatia so I have to study every element on the periodic table (Croatian version) and THEN sing the whole song :v
Mom: our son will be musician.
Dad: No! he will be scientist.
Son:
i know this might be stolen but true 😂
@@nomorejellybeanflower6659 no it’s not stolen bro
@@umaresrar717 it’s stolen from remake of this song
@@secretunknown2782 what if he/she/they didn’t see that comment, not stealing then as that’s a coincidence
@@ACC_CLIPZ 🐈
I used this song to help study for chemistry when I was like 15 and a sophomore in high school. I have now graduated college, and this still will come to mind and get stuck in my head. I will know this forever. thanks AsapSCIENCE
Im a sophomore in high school and my teacher showed us this today, I remember seeing one of these in elementary school and becoming so obsessed with it that I literally memorized every single element, unfortunately I can only go up to around 44 elements before I start to forget. It was kind of a full circle moment
i memeorised this at 10, and now at 13 im only just needing to use it!
H he li be carbon n oxygen
0:17
@@pretty.person.bedroomlmao I memorized it for extra credit when I was 13 and now I’m 17 suffering in physics and missing chemistry
I memorized this whole table signing this song 😊
When the science and music teacher are married:
@@cantseethroughmytears5124 go on finish your statement.
guys I think he/she is choking
@@eytche9066 no I killed her while she was typing
@@manjuchoudhary1659 eh?-
@@eytche9066 or they
Oh God! What is that 1 element again? *Sings the whole song to find that one element.
+Chris Noctskie omg same
Max William Gowers its Ununoctium!!
+Chris Noctskie HAHAHAHAHA this is true and happen on the other subject
That is what I do in school, sometimes.
+Chris Noctskie me af
Teacher: How did you memorize the periodic table in one night?
Me: It's complicated
me: its hard to explain
*starts thinking of kuroo*
Si soy
I DID IT FOR KUROO 💀
@@no6448 whos that
@@historically.darkzz who?
Thank God in my country and secondary school we only had to learn the first 20. I listen to this song on repeat and still recite the wrong words. I just love the melody. Shout out to those who actually learned the entire thing.
i can only do the right words up to arsenic lol, after that i get lost
You probably know this by now but the melody is literally just Can Can.
Smart Friends what's your Wi-Fi password:
Smart Kid: *Inhales*
Molybdenum
but actually do you know how long you will write it? :/
I want my password to be that now XD
I subed
There's Hydrogen and Helium
Then Lithium, Beryllium
Boron, Carbon everywhere
Nitrogen all through the air
With Oxygen so you can breathe
And Fluorine for your pretty teeth
Neon to light up the signs
Sodium for salty times
Magnesium, Aluminium, Silicon
Phosphorus, then Sulfur, Chlorine and Argon
Potassium, and Calcium so you'll grow strong
Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium and Chromium and Manganese
This is the Periodic Table
Noble gas is stable
Halogens and Alkali react agressively
Each period will see new outer shells
While electrons are added moving to the right
Iron is the 26th
Then Cobalt, Nickel coins you get
Copper, Zinc and Gallium
Germanium and Arsenic
Selenium and Bromine film
While Krypton helps light up your room
Rubidium and Strontium then Yttrium, Zirconium
Niobium, Molybdenum, Technetium
Ruthenium, Rhodium, Palladium
Silver-ware then Cadmium and Indium
Tin-cans, Antimony then Tellurium and Iodine and Xenon and then Caesium and...
Barium is 56 and this is where the table splits
Where Lanthanides have just begun
Lanthanum, Cerium and Praseodymium
Neodymium's next too
Promethium, then 62's
Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium and Terbium
Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium
Ytterbium, Lutetium
Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten then we're on to
Rhenium, Osmium and Iridium
Platinum, Gold to make you rich till you grow old
Mercury to tell you when it's really cold
Thallium and Lead then Bismuth for your tummy
Polonium, Astatine would not be yummy
Radon, Francium will last a little time
Radium then Actinides at 89
Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium
Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium
Americium, Curium, Berkelium
Californium, Einsteinium, Fermium
Mendelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium
Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Seaborgium
Bohrium, Hassium then Meitnerium
Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, Copernicium
Ununtrium, Flerovium
Ununpentium, Livermorium
Ununseptium, Ununoctium
And then we're done!!
Two atoms are walking down the street.
Atom 1: "Dammit, I think I've lost an electron"
Atom 2: "Really? Are you sure?"
Atom 1: "Yeah, I'm positive."
Noah Sno this is good
trolololol
Atom 1 is Hydrogen,Because he ain’t got any neutrons
Atom 2 is helium
Except electrons are negative
that's very true
When you have to sing through the whole song to find out what the 37th element is
Rubidium
Mnemonics r way better
just like the abc
YOU MADE ME REWATCH THE WHOLE VID TO SEE THE 37TH ELEMENT
I literally sing the "Phosphorous then Sulfur Chlorine and Argon!" part when I try to remember which one is under which in the C+N+O+F+Ne part
0:52 *ARSENIC* 👹
noice all u hear is ARSENIC
my fav
What if there was a 119th element
@@Isisoitloading Thanks
all i hear is arsenism
Teacher: Does anybody know any jokes about sodium?
Students: Na!
Wow, well done👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Bruh
Good!
Bruh
Waah Bhai
Imagine singing this song in exam hall to recall a particular element😂
It's a good thing it will take the pressure away for a while 😜😂
😂
I've actually seen people do this. Its hilarious. Like they dont actually sing it but u can see them mouthing the whole song in the middle of the exam.😂
And let's imagine again with 1 minute left and then u have to sing whole song to recall element 35th😂😵
@@vasumanasharma2221 yeah i do that
Better than RUclips Rewind
I have a cover of this
yessss
@@devinwiles4119 upload it then
I did, it’s on a different channel
Link?
Teacher: can you sing to me your Abc's?
Me: "THEEERREE'S--
104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION
wait but by the symbol (example: Au (gold)) or the name (gold)
Hydrogen and Helium
Then Lithium, Beryllium
Boron, Carbon everywhere
Nitrogen all through the air
With Oxygen so you can breathe
And Fluorine for your pretty teeth
Neon to light up the signs
Sodium for salty times
Silicon
(Phosphorus, then Sulfur) Chlorine and Argon
(Potassium) And Calcium so you'll grow strong
(Scandium) Titanium, Vanadium and Chromium and Manganese
This is the Periodic Table
Noble gas is stable
Halogens and Alkali react aggressively
Each period will see new outer shells
While electrons are added moving to the right
Iron is the 26th
Then Cobalt, Nickel coins you get
Copper, Zinc and Gallium
Germanium and Arsenic
Selenium and Bromine film
While Krypton helps light up your room
Rubidium and Strontium then Yttrium, Zirconium
Molybdenum, Technetium
(Ruthenium) Rhodium, Palladium
(Silver-war) Then Cadmium and Indium
(Tin-cans) Antimony then Tellurium and Iodine and Xenon
And then Caesium and
Barium is 56, and this is where the table splits
Where Lanthanides have just begun
Lanthanum, Cerium and Praseodymium
Neodymium's next to
Promethium, then 62's
Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium and Terbium
Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium
Ytterbium, Lutetium
Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten then we're on to
Rhenium, Osmium and Iridium
Platinum, Gold to make you rich till you grow old
Mercury to tell you when it's really cold
(Thallium) And lead then Bismuth for your tummy
(Polonium) Astatine would not be yummy
(Radon) Francium will last a little time
(Radium) then Actinides at 89
This is the Periodic Table
Noble gas is stable
Halogens and Alkali react aggressively
Each period will see new outer shells
While electrons are to the right
Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium
Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium
Americium, Curium, Berkelium
Californium, Einsteinium, Fermium
Mendelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium
Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Seaborgium
Bohrium, Hassium then Meitnerium
Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, Copernicium
Nihonium, Flerovium
Moscovium, Livermorium
Tennessine and Oganesson
And then we're done
I listen to this Periodically
The Jet Squadron Not me! I hate honors chemistry I've been lost since day one and I'm the only freshman in that class ughh
hahaha I get it
Nice one mate XD
Great, blog it.
me too
Literally trying to memorize this to impress my chem teacher
I used this for a Chem quiz today xD
same! xD
where my Irvine students at?
what grade?
lol im trying to do the same thing and once in class i got so carried away that i literally started screaming the lyrics...and i got detention but it was so worth it (i memorized the song)
Same LOL
2:20 When you're running out of time but there's still a ton of elements to sing
XXX_not_gigli_pro_XXX Xxx_another_xxx_xxX hahahahahaha
XXX_not_gigli_pro_XXX Xxx_another_xxx_xxX taking your time teacher (30 seconds left ) me in head shit
2:21
foryoazz And you had to point out that it's 1 second late. Ok.
foryoazz that's quick
TODAY HALLOWEEN 2023 THIS SONG JUST CLOSED 8 YEARS...... GREAT JOB ASAP!
When your chemistry teacher raps chemically:
true
I was trying to get into one physics class but I was rejected from that class.
Mr. Heathcoat didn’t accept me into his class because he thinks that I’m too stupid to understand physics if it’s taught by a NASA scientist.
@@nomorejellybeanflower6659 I love just the "true" reply to this. Like yes, so true, my chemistry teacher constantly does this
True
I just started to learn this but i understand the jokes in comment section
I feel like a nerd
Mochi Shinz welcome to the club
Kaos Grey dude chill, it’s just a comment
It is a good feeling for sure, my friend.
I am a huge geek btw
Teacher: **makes a joke about helium**
The whole class: He!
well done.
lium
Michael Jackson HeHe
HeHeHe
Der war gut
Heard tellurium and helium were a couple. TeHe
What I learn in school:1%
What I learn in videos:99%
Thats me every day
Same
cringe lord
MEEEEE
Thats not true
I start to mumble when it get to the fast part 😂
G3m1ngC3tYT 934 same xd
Relatable,I do this all the time when I listen to music and I don't know the lyrics
I slow the video down
You meant 95-112?
same
If you can sing elements 95-112 without speaking gibberish you are some genius.
Asian Nation I can
No joke if u go my channel and like my vid and comment I will show u
I did
I can't... It's too fast 😂
i can but like cant sing as fast
Thank you ASAP SCIENCE this song really helps and keeps ringing in my head
What happens when a scientist is sick?
If you can’t find a curium to helium you have to barium.
OMG that actually, legitimately made me laugh out loud. hahahaha.
I dont understand the barium part
Swiftgaia “you have to bury him”
...nice one
I love this joke so much
if only they made a song for everything we take in school i swear i'd be an a+ student
elated leo yes
elated leo theres an alphabet song...
Does that count?
you filthy lil mudblood
Dash0104 so true
Same XD
this song got me a 95% on my science test thank you
mychemicaljulia it's all mine
imma fail
Gerard Way's Apple j
mychemicaljulia lol
mychemicaljulia
Nice job!!
[Intro]
And now, ASAP Science presents:
The elements of the Periodic Table!
[Verse 1]
There's Hydrogen and Helium
Then Lithium, Beryllium
Boron, Carbon everywhere
Nitrogen all through the air
With Oxygen so you can breathe
And Fluorine for your pretty teeth
Neon to light up the signs
Sodium for salty times
Magnesium, Aluminium, Silicon
Phosphorus, then Sulfur, Chlorine and Argon
Potassium, and Calcium so you'll grow strong
Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium and Chromium and Manganese
[Chorus]
This is the Periodic Table
Noble gas is stable
Halogens and Alkali react aggressively
Each period will see new outer shells
While electrons are added moving to the right
[Verse 2]
Iron is the 26th
Then Cobalt, Nickel coins you get
Copper, Zinc and Gallium
Germanium and Arsenic
Selenium and Bromine film
While Krypton helps light up your room
Rubidium and Strontium then Yttrium, Zirconium
Niobium, Molybdenum, Technetium
Ruthenium, Rhodium, Palladium
Silver-ware then Cadmium and Indium
Tin-cans, Antimony then Tellurium and Iodine and Xenon and then Caesium and
[Bridge]
Barium is 56 and this is where the table splits
Where Lanthanides have just begun
Lanthanum, Cerium and Praseodymium
Neodymium's next to
Promethium, then 62's
Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium and Terbium
Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium
Ytterbium, Lutetium
[Verse 3]
Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten then we're on to
Rhenium, Osmium and Iridium
Platinum, Gold to make you rich 'til you grow old
Mercury to tell you when it's really cold
Thallium and Lead then Bismuth for your tummy
Polonium, Astatine would not be yummy
Radon, Francium will last a little time
Radium then Actinides at 89
[Chorus]
This is the Periodic Table
Noble gas is stable
Halogens and Alkali react aggressively
Each period will see new outer shells
While electrons are to the right
[Verse 4]
Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium
Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium
Americium, Curium, Berkelium
Californium, Einsteinium, Fermium
Mendelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium
Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Seaborgium
Bohrium, Hassium then Meitnerium
Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, Copernicium
Nihonium, Flerovium
Moscovium, Livermorium
Tennessine, and Oganesson
And then we're done!
Woah! Your comment sums it up very well, thanks!
underatted comment!
The last 2 are incorrect 😕
@@tropicalmk3519 NOOOO THEY ARE
@@tropicalmk3519 The lyrics are the updated one
Asap science was one of the rappers Eminem was to afraid to diss
Ivan Tschichakowski No copypasta my friend....
@@Skysiax PASTAAAAAAAAA
This video had an element of surprise to it
Nell R *siiigh*
I’m DEAAADDD 😂
OMg
Ah - the element of surprise.
Atomic mass: 119
Used in jumpscares, surprise birthday parties and things you didn't expect to turn out some way.
Nell R gneiss
Teacher: Alright, everyone. Today we’re going to have a test on the periodic table.
Person: Can we listen to music?
Teacher: Yes.
Me: *Listens to this*
Chamomile Tea since when can you listnen to music in a test
Chamomile Tea how to cheat 101
Scott McGhee I’ve had a lot of teachers who allow us to listen to music while we test as long as it’s quiet, with earbuds, and the phone or iPod or whatever you are using to listen to music is out of sight so you can’t look up answers.
@@laurenkatherine5416 You could just record yourself saying info about the test and play that
Lauren Katherine just play answers your school and you must be pretty dumb
You’re reviving classical music more than teaching us the elements! And I’m not complaining either
Someone at school did this song for the talent show and almost had an asthma attack. But he got bonus points.
#WORTH
Exactly
helium*heavily breaths*
lol
😂😂😂😂😂 lol
*NOTICE ME SCIENCE TEACHERS.*
+The Killer but that's someone obsessed with Japan
+Maximum Stars they only have different meanings to people who care, weaboo.
Magniloquence progeny you're one of them
+The Killer
... But "shit" is an object, not a living thing....
WizardXZD auto correct
Chemistry joke: A neutron walks into a bar. He asks how much his drink is. the bartender replies, "For you, no charge"
d e a d
good one
omg lol
I laughed !
Hiền Nguyễn Thu How Is That Funny
When I was in sec3 I had that one science teacher that I grew attached to. And for the simple reason I would never get bored in his classes. I am a 16 yo teenager who loves science, but I think it's sad, how today's most teens think loving science is "not cool". I used to spend hours just talking with him about anything, something I would've recently learned, a question, something that bother me ect. All I know is that I always had a certain thirst for the "mysteries of the universe" and that thirst would disappear for some time after each discussion. In my entire life, there was that one and only person who ever show me back the same passion as I have. These days I feel a bit lonely because I'm really into science again, but whenever I would start talking about random stuff, people, even my family and friends would either look at me like I'm some alien, either complitely not answer, or just try to lead the conversation toward another subject. I act like it doesn't bother me that much, but it's hard, to find someone who truly reflects the same genuine passion. Maybe I'm asking for too much, idk, but I'm still hoping I will get back those conversations I loved so much.
That conversations was like therapy sessions ❤️🔥
No one will Talk About His Editing :(
That's why we have you😎
@@PremSingh-zk7yg damn 😂😂😂 bro!
Zsfdaeenhaqejh
Wouldn't be nearly as enjoyable without it.
Ya because its all like stop motion
So a neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much for a drink and he replies for you my friend, no charge !
: )
You think your real cleaver don't you I would come up with a better comeback, but Na.
good one andrei obadas
Lmao
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Andrei Odobas took me a minute but then I got it lol
You guys are all making jokes but I’m trying to study
Same😅😅
Aha
SAME
Same. How do i sing that fast for the last one. I get credit for the periodic table if i sing this song.
the jokes will help u remember.
TY TO ANYONE WHO MAKE THIS, IT'S REALLY HELPFULL! ❤
This got played in my science class the other day and I was singing along all the way... I got a round of applause at the end while I gasped for breath.
Bob Phillips lol 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Bob Phillips omg I did that to in my class lol
crazykid948 10
you go glen coco!
Bob Phillips I introduced this song to my class 🙃
Science Teacher:
_"This is the Periodic Table"_
The Choir And Theater Kids:
_"Theresssss....."_
HYDROGEN AND HELIUM me as a choir kid the other choir kids 👀👀
Lithium beryllium
I’m in band and this is still me-
I didn't understand
@@aqua1152 and flourine for your pretty teeth neon to light up the signs, sodium for salty times
Person: “K”
Some smartass: “Well yes, potassium is a very interesting element, very reactive, as opposed to that response you just gave.”
Lol that made me laugh so hard
I'm gonna do that
Mia Graymountain .
That is a Ravenpuff mood everyday
BipMan_1 broooo!! You made my day
I sang this in front of my class in chemistry classes, and guess what? They LOVED my singing voice!
Teacher: What's the second last element of the periodic table?
Me: There's...
😂😂
Kataribagh
Its Tennesine or its old name Ununseptium :)
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@@diegomartinez6824 ... Oganesson??
70% Kuroo stans
30% chemistry jokes
And I'm part of the 30%
@@anikatasnimsaba Yeah same
@@anikatasnimsaba Kuroo Tetsurou is a famous character of the anime Haikyuu!! (I know that you said that you know him but I still added this)
The Kuroo joke is because he CANONICALLY likes chemistry.
I like it
@@crying-5596 ruclips.net/video/giL6EZxdJ3w/видео.html
You realize that you're going to have to make a new one now that four new elements have been discovered and added to the periodic table...
It's in the video I think,if not what are they?
+NadisRad As of right now they are using "placeholder names" (the elements with atomic numbers 113, 115, 117 and 118) but they will get permanent names soon, according to the International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry
+alex gill The "unun..." names are in the song. 113 (ununtrium) will probably become Japanium.
Now for discoverers to name them... With great power...comes great responsibility, no jokes like Uranus pls.
www.thestar.com/opinion/editorials/2016/01/05/new-elements-warrant-new-thinking-editorial.html
the 'unun' ones are them
When I heard Oxygen and Magnesium were dating, I was like:
OMg
Fiolioco Mataafa :DD
Fiolioco Mataafa Unfortunately technically it would be MgO but this makes for a funny joke
well played
Actually, I've asked Sodium and Hydrogen about it and they were like NaH 😩
when someone responds to me with "k" WELL POTASSIUM TO YOU TOO
So i heard oxygen and magneseum were going out
O Mg !
TeleportBread looool
I laughed so hard 😂
TeleportBread that’s a dad joke😑🤦♀️
I applaud you but at the same time I'm cringing haha
Actually it would me MgO
I'm a Science student, I still need to go through the entire alphabet song to get an alphabet's placement. _THIS IS NEXT TO MEMORIZE_
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Sorry to tell you this but they updated it
Sameee, but I'm not a science stude though I've got memorize this for middle school
@@noahdeline6955 they changed ununseptium to tennessine, and ununoctium to oganesson
@@lindydrone6070 seriously? Middle school? Ur education system is flawed... Here, no one actually MEMORISES the periodic table, even though our education system is also flawed to an extent
Teacher: let’s see who can tell me the elements of the periodic table?
Me and my fellas : ASAP science presents…
Me and a friend of mine sang this whole thing at a talent show in elementary school. I went through and memorized it all, and I vividly remember at the ending portion when the elements start getting said really quickly, the friend I had been doing it with just started making up elements that sounded real. It was amazing to witness.
thats brilliant lmao
Lol
Cool
is there a video of it online? lol
lol
What do people do with dead people? Barium.
This is so boron
hey, give him some credit, most of the good puns argon already.
My cousin died from singing the fast part too fast, better barium
lolol n1
Meme Central it doesn't doctor will even make you drink it so they can see your jut in a x ray
My brain : play it on x2 speed
Me : why
my brain : just shut up and do it
😆
Oh damn me too
2:21 on 2x
@@unclegardener all I heard was, "(gibberish) -ium. "
@@HelloWorld-rd3dz But it’s fun hearing it right? :D
This itches a spot in my brain
When I was learning this I told my teacher this made me sulfer
Caitlyn Allan did you just..
Caitlyn Allan My teacher was talking about Potassium so I just nodded and said "K"
KaTsUp 9000 😂😂
Caitlyn Allan mgsnafbasv
Well I totally didn't Si that pun coming!
My speech teacher asked me to say a word with the sound “S” in it, so I said Potassium; then I said no sorry thats “K”
*she didn’t get it*
shes just dumb
Oh nvm I get it potassium has K as the chemical symbol I thought it was a real joke
Zing! Good one!
@@SevensMarkedSeven In some other languages, potassium is called "kalium".
@@0000-z4z in my country
Me at the start:
I should try and learn this
Also me after I watch 2:21 - 2:30 :
-_- Nope.
you probably don't need to know those
I’m pretty sure you would like to learn this before your teacher threatens you to know it..... just saying
@@Maniii.x why would you need to know all the elements? I know the first 30 and some other important ones and it is more than enough for a high school student like me. Plus you need to know the atomic numbers, symbols, and even isotopes too
Never mind I don’t wanna fight so let’s just chill okay.
@@Maniii.x wow who said anything about fighting? I was just sayin. we ok girl
not me listening this in loop just to flex on my friends that ik all the elements:
My friend is like: "BANANAS HAVE LOTS OF POTASSIUM!"
I'm like: "K"
Edit: OMG THANKS FOR 1300 LIKES!
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+Amy Gray Do you mean potassium or was K part of the joke???
+a duh i thought sodium is Na
and potassium is K?
+NautilusIX -Jason_Games he meant that his friend is wrong (bananas consist of mostly potasium or K) the joke is that he disagrees with his friend but his friend thinks he agrees
+Amy Gray Oh crap, I put Sodium for bananas. I mean to put Potassium. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
You wanna hear a joke about Oxygen and Potassium? Yes? OK
Take all your bad chemistry jokes,
and Barium
The right way to say this would be K2O
wow thanks for taking my joke. now all the good ones argon
Two chemists walk into a bar, one says he'll have some H2O, the second one says he'll have some H2O too.
The second one dies.
If I told any periodic table jokes, I wouldn't get a reaction.
I wanted to make a chemistry joke, but the good ones argon
I only make chemistry jokes, periodically.
I would make a chemistry pun but I wouldn't get a good reaction
When all the girls react to me like the noble gases.
Chemistry jokes are sodium ausome I would make a chemistry joke but I was like na all the good ones argon
IM DYING XD
learnt this song 6 years ago, and my teacher was baffled when i listened every single elmer on the periodic table, just skipping the little bits
Why is the periodic table so complicated
Why couldn't the elements be called Dave or Steve or something
+Sian Hayes I agree. Let's make a poll! #Steveforhelium
Kitty Kat Izzy ha Yes
Sian Hayes Let's do it!
There's Hydrogen and Helium
Then Lithium, Beryllium
Boron, Carbon everywhere
Nitrogen all through the air
With Oxygen so you can breathe
And Fluorine for your pretty teeth
Neon to light up the signs
Sodium for salty times
Magnesium, Aluminium, Silicon
Phosphorus, then Sulfur, Chlorine and Argon
Potassium, and Calcium so you'll grow strong
Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium and Chromium and Manganese
CHORUS
This is the Periodic Table
Noble gas is stable
Halogens and Alkali react agressively
Each period will see new outer shells
While electrons are added moving to the right
Iron is the 26th
Then Cobalt, Nickel coins you get
Copper, Zinc and Gallium
Germanium and Arsenic
Selenium and Bromine film
While Krypton helps light up your room
Rubidium and Strontium then Yttrium, Zirconium
Niobium, Molybdenum, Technetium
Ruthenium, Rhodium, Palladium
Silver-ware then Cadmium and Indium
Tin-cans, Antimony then Tellurium and Iodine and Xenon and then Caesium and...
Barium is 56 and this is where the table splits
Where Lanthanides have just begun
Lanthanum, Cerium and Praseodymium
Neodymium's next too
Promethium, then 62's
Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium and Terbium
Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium
Ytterbium, Lutetium
Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten then we're on to
Rhenium, Osmium and Iridium
Platinum, Gold to make you rich till you grow old
Mercury to tell you when it's really cold
Thallium and Lead then Bismuth for your tummy
Polonium, Astatine would not be yummy
Radon, Francium will last a little time
Radium then Actinides at 89
REPEAT CHORUS
Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium
Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium
Americium, Curium, Berkelium
Californium, Einsteinium, Fermium
Mendelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium
Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Seaborgium
Bohrium, Hassium then Meitnerium
Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, Copernicium
Ununtrium, Flerovium
Ununpentium, Livermorium
Ununseptium, Ununoctium
And then we're done!!
Rainbow Kale brah
When RUclips is better than the teacher that teaches you:
Okay Hello after 9 months! Still use it to cheat in school
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School sucks
Well i hate math it's mental abuse😭
@@r0n1x41 but I love math 😇
But I hate languages and social sciences
" wanna hear a sodium joke?"
"Na"
Netflik Fix wanna hear joke about potassium
No
K
That one is geat ! :D
Netflik Fix hi
Learnt the entire periodic table using this song in 5th grade
My friend told me he like Potassium and I replied with K
Thanks!!!you made my day!!!
K
K? K what? The letter before L? The letter after J? Did you know that in jk k stands for kidding? So your reply is kidding? Or k as in potassium? Do you need some special k in breakfast? K as in I can k/o you? Can I knock you out and feed you to the hungry sharks? Sharks has k in it.
Hehe my friend showed me that
Rebellious Hong Kong Mapper _RHKM_ iiiiiii
@@hailey7712 lol
i got so excited when my chemistry teacher played this in class
Even me
Same
Then after again u didn't understood anything
Right?😂
Same
Yes because there’s nothing more exciting then a song about elements.
2:38 "and then we're done"
Nah, Ima have to listen to this again 😅
I'm listening to this for the 30th time now...
I have to write a test tomorrow and I didn't find out until 3 in the morning.
@@nikisatanslostkid4257 omw shame, hope it went well.♡♡♡ When I wrote that comment I also had a test, lol. 😅
Thx!
This song made me dance 🪩. 👏🏾
the amount of element puns in this comment section
Only periodically
It's *_elemantal_*
Literally one below this comment
I was expecting EVERYONE would be like omg thanks for this its my test tomorrow or smthng
is more than the achievements I will ever actually get in my life-
wait what
I learn more in RUclips than in school.😓
I learn more at school. That's probably because most of the time I just have to read textbooks while everyone else does the work I did when I was 5.
ひたちいんひかる. Hey, dude, I'm learning Hiragana right now and I keep forgetting which is sa and chi. is your name hitachiin hikaru or hitasain hikaru?
hitachiin hikaru, he's an anime character, I do know hiragana though, in case you were wondering.
Same here Mico Lirazan
Mico Lirazan me 2
Ugh I want to say a chemistry pun
But all the good ones Argon
Jackson I
Jackson z
Jackson You Just Did
NOOOO! Really? I had absolutely NO IDEA.
I was about to say one as well but I figured that everybody would get salty at me so Na, I won't anymore
Someone has probably already mentioned this, but there are over 25,000 comments here...
The names of elements 113, 115, 117, and 118 have now been officially approved:
113 - Nihonium (in honor of Japan)
115 - Moscovium (in honor of the Moscow region)
117 - Tennessine (in honor of the state of Tennessee)
118 - Oganesson (in honor of the scientist Yuri Oganessian)
Did you know Oxygen and Magnesium were dating???
O Mg
xD
GOSHDARNIT
STOLEN.
Copycat.
Lol
Conversation between Oxygen and Helium:
Oxygen: *says funny joke*
Helium: He He He He He
Sodium: Na
Boron: You people are Boron.
XD Both Of Them Jokes Are Hilarious, I Love Science
You want to hear a joke about Oxygen and Sodium?
O Na
Oxygen - O :
Oxygen and Potassium be like: OK.
I would've made a pun, but all the good ones argon.
AYOO ARMY
I will forgive you for that pun
BUT AYOOO ARMY
Kpoptart AYEE lolll
Louis Williams Suga Adams the 3rd *sighs*
Everyone makes science puns, i do a lot of them, but only Periodically
Chili Dog nice onee
Glad I'm there
Mother: "Why would you not learn the periodic table?"
Kid: "cause it's so boron, ma!"
Annie The Gryffindor raven claw is better
God dammit Jimmy! You need to learn the periodic table before all the good universities argon
Crystal Hedwig Yes!!!!!! :)
@SuperCreativeUsername I would tell you a joke about sodium but...
Na
downvoted
So my science teacher asked if I wanted Sodium Hydride.
I told her, NaH.
😂lol
Lmaoo
What a punny joke
Nice one😂😂
My friend asked me do you know the Formula of Sodium hypobromite.. I said NaBrO
I was reading a book about helium
I couldn’t put it down
He He He
@@saskia4219 lol
A He-book
Hehehehahhaha
Saskia even clever
Bro my dad always used to make me watch this man, I remember when the 2018 dropped. This is so nostalgia, thank you.
When you’re used to the new song and getting ready to belt out “NIHONIUM” at the end, only to realise you’re on the wrong video:
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H2O the second one says "I will have H2O too. The second one dies.
Oh god, WHERES BLEACH ON THE PERIODIC TABLE OF ELEMENTS?!?
BurntWaffleGames Bleach is no element
AAAAAIIIIIII
hydrogen peroxide
S&E Girlz OMG IM DYING OF LAUGHTER HYDROGEN PEROXIDE LOL ima science geek.
Two chemists walk into a bar. The first chemist asks for some H2O. The other chemist says, "I'll have some H20 too." The other chemist died.
If you got this joke, then you probably have no social life. Don't worry, I don't have one either.
Good one xD
Lawrence Tran lmao
I get it and anyone who doesn't know what h2o2 is it's hydrogen peroxide
Wow, H2O2, nice
I got it, and have a social life.
DEAL WITH IT.
Comments on this vid
69% chemistry puns
57% song is good
3.14% pointing out the percents of the comments
But... 69+57+1 is 127% and one vid is 100%. That mean there are 1.27 almost 1.3 of film. 1 is not equal 1.3. Where is that bonus part?
Looks like someone doesn’t understand jokes
@@jez4035 Someone can't make good jokes. Nothing personal but that's you.
Looks like someone doesn’t understand obvious sarcasm even when it’s so blatantly clear
@@jez4035 Looks like someone just did wrong and can't accept it.
people that are older than me that watched this channel 11 years ago know this channel used to not be kid friendly
After about Praseodymium, I think the people who named them just threw some letters together, added ium and named the element.
who the f*ck is named praseodyne?
Hello, yes. My name? Well it's obviously Livermor!
ik like yttrium the hell is that named after XD
Kawaii Fox Artist a small swedish town called yterby like ytterbuim erbuim terbuim
They didn't make anything up.
My teacher played this and she was dancing while eating salty cookies and cheese in a can and her parrot was making barking sounds I have a great science teacher
my teacher did that 2
Shawnie’s Wife Dang... What an awesome teacher
Salty cookies?
My teacher was eating Cheeze-It’s and washing it down with Diet Pepsi while watching this.
My science teacher put it on, started dancing, knocked over two desks, and spoke in his famous accent 😂
Teacher : What are the elements of the priodic table ?
Kuroo stans :......
Bokuto stans: MAGNESIUM
I have been summoned
* oikawa stans bc they don't want to be left out
Ok I've had enough of the Kuroo simps
@@thumbtack4883
Chill
Top 10 rappers Eminem too afraid to diss
0:09 Start
0:21 Magnesium
0:34 First Chorus
0:46 End of first chorus
0:58 Niobium
1:21 Lanthanides
1:41 End of lanthanides
2:05 2nd chorus
2:16 Actinides
2:21 Fast part
2:25 End of Actinides
nice, thanks
Thank you ☺
In 0:58 it was actually called Zirconium then Niobium at 0:59
@@halong1973 ok and
@@halong1973 when skipping to 0:59 the niobium is partially cut off
I was going to make good a good chemistry joke but all the good ones
*ARGON*
Oof
Hahhahahah very funny
XD
I knew that joke before you
Clap 👏 clap 👏
I heard oxygen and magnesium were getting married and I was like "OMG!"
Ultra Diamond let me guess it's because oxygen's symbol is O and magnesium's symbol is MG.
Brendan Plays yes
Ultra Diamond I heard oxygen and potassium were getting married. I was like OK
It's MgO tho =/
My chem teacher ruined all these jokes for my class. Same to the one where oxygen and potassium get married. It's KO, not OK.
i know but for the sake of the joke, ignore the rules.
This is the best song
Eminem: "I fear no man."
AsapSCIENCE: 2:22
'Eminem' left the chat.
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Xddddddd 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
yes!!!! 🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣