Blitz: The League 2, but this man will never have kids
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- Continuing with our Blitz: The League 2 play through. Franchise hits the club with the ladies and this man's balls get wrecked. Seriously that one looked rough lmao. Getting close to the division 3 championship game!
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This game is like
Just a normal easy torn ACL and ruptured Achilles he’ll be back next play
a fractured wrist tho is 7 games
I stg mate
Sho Tohara bruhhhh im dying rn
Itchy eye: Out for the season
Lol true
This game
Spine broken in 15 places:out for 5 plays
Wrist sprain: 7 games take it or leave it
In what reality is that possible?
Oh and btw it wasn’t sprained, it was fractured
Concussion and you’re out for one play? Sounds like normal NFL protocol
That hits much worse now.
@@Johnmhatheist damn lol
@@JeremiahB444 you know why right?
@@Johnmhatheist yes lol tua, and now Shaq Leonard I guess!!! It’s insane to me how fans will complain players are resting or out for a serious head injury. These mfs seriously could care less if they die on the field & it’s disgusting
@@Johnmhatheist Tua lol
“Better needle work than the chargers medical staff” has me in tears 😂😂😂
What got me is him saying is that obj
Chargers have been a walking boot of injuries since 2014 swear to god 🤣 Mike McCoy figuratively fucked this team in the ass and they’ve never recovered
It's a good thing.. F tyrod
As a chargers fan I'm glad that Justin Herbert is QB now #better than tyrod
As a chiefs fan I say ours is better
Famous last words before disaster:
“Coach, I’m ready to go again”
At least it’ll be a funny story to tell his children
Oh wait
Damn that’s tuff
Underrated comment
Frank is the best character in this series
Frank is the glue that holds this channel together.
@@napalmblaziken Frank actually runs the channel I'm just the front
Not The Expert 😂💀
I dig that
Drewski wants to be done with this but Frank the plant holds him at gun point to continue the series and see the Poop celebration again
NTE uploads Blitz:
Me: I dig that
Someone: Makes a "I Dig That" joke
Me: I dig that!
Player: *legit gets his neck snapped*
Game: *out for one play*
Ruptured scrotum out for like 4-5 games
Broken wrist out for 7 games
out for 1 year XD
If he gets a broken neck he gets out for season
@@jacksonbrown3217 punctured lungs and spinal fractures out for 1 season
I love how many jabs you’re making towards the chargers medical staff
Bruhhhhhhh too good
"jabs" lmao
I like that he keeps sticking it to them.
I love the shots your taking at them lmao
and obj
Guy dies
Coach: He’ll be back in 2 plays
Fax 😂😂😂
"I DIG THAT"
No it’s he broke his stole he’ll be back in 1 palay
We this is OBJ's favorite team... the Cleveland Steamers.
The Great Tate I hate that understand what it means
Best team on there bro
😂😂 probably
LIKE LEBRON JAMES
“This QB is legit!”
Were you not paying attention to the military vehicle part of the hype video? Lol
NTE’s content is legit getting so much better! Probably because he’s having more fun?
Absolutely, and he even said himself the NCAA videos were getting kinda old
Absolutely
Player: *is brain dead
Team trainer: he’ll be back in 6 plays
I mean Colt McCoy still plays.
Your content is amazing man, you're unique, funny, and make it enjoyable to watch others play football games. Keep it up dude!!!
Thanks man!
Sure thing bro! You're one of the best football RUclipsrs out there, it's never dull and boring football play by plays, y'know?
Do another episode plz 🙏
Brain hemorrhage? Airways blocked? Heart stops? Eye comes out? Nose cut in half?
He’s only out for 2 - 3 plays.
Mosquito bite?
Damnit man, he’s out for 87 seasons!
this Cookie Wallis guy sounds a lot like Antonio Brown on the Steelers.
That’s because he was based off Terrell Owens 😂😂😂✊🏾
NTE back again with Gregg Williams favorite football game
Drew, have you thought about going back to NFL street or Maximum “I have to go wash my hair” Football? I’d love to see them again
PS Love the new content. Keep up the great work!
i don’t think he has enough time. he has to go wash his hair
2009 saints team would love this game.
Imagine Adamo playing with Manning in The League and he has to block on audibles every play... He'd be dead
Me when I see a new episode of Blitz:
I dig that
Lol i love how this comment is copy and paste
The amount of shade you threw this episode is hilarious 😂😂😂
I think we all know Drew is keeping Frank hostage
Miner_is_Back #freefrank
Bet franks gonna pull an uno reverse card
What if Frank is keeping Drew hostage? 🤔🤔
Cho doing The Pooper 4 times in one game killed me.
cho repeating that one celebration had me dying
Rip this man's balls...
Yooo does that Humvee have a contract? He has an arm
Hmm cookie wallace sounds a lot like a certain wide out that was once known for rocking black and yellow 🤔😂
More like Chad Johnson
@@allenbowles28 eh a mix of both
This game came out in 2008, so Cookie Wallace is suppose to be a parody of Terrell Owens
Just an FYI you can hit the receivers way before the ball gets there, as far as I know pass interference doesn’t exist in this game
Anyone else thinks his agent kinda looks like Ryan from the office
NTE: Better needle work than the chargers medical staff
Does anybody remember King Gryph? You remind me so much of him. His voice, his affinity for sports games, his series of playing with bad players. I feel like you guys could be the same person it’s so weird
Never been this early to anything, I feel accomplished
A Chinese football player huh???
And you need to start a new team builder man, I miss it.
It’s nice to see you playing this game more it’s such an amazing series
Welcome back to the League of Extraordinarily Insecure... Non-Gentlemen.
“atleast he didn’t puncture a lung”
Tyrod Taylor: :(
This game is basically what football looks like to people who dont watch it
For example, the "promotion and relegation" (Division 1, 2, 3) league format. It says, "No matter who you think the voice actors sound like, the designers were a pack of Brits."
Blitz the league 2, the game wh2re you can break your ribs and be out for two plays but if you fracture a wrist and have to wait 7 games! 😆😅🤣😂
At least I’m these troubled times we have frank to guide us. Oh and some pasty white guy playing football.
Love this series from you, the chargers medical staff comment was hilarious😂
When you’re early and don’t know what to say.
You can really see the origin of Mortal Kombat's X-Ray moves in this game.
I’ve never heard of you dawg but these blitz videos are hilarious I gotta subscribe 😂
Watching you play these games brings back so many memories. It makes me want to play these again.
I miss this game my Xbox 360 broke so I can't play it anymore but I miss this game
This series made me buy this game again, so much fun
A new NTE video, and a Blitz: The League II video at that?
I D I G T H A T
We need another Blitz the League please Watch the video and like and subscribe
This series cured my autism. Thanks bud.
You can't cure autism I have it haven't blew up on anyone for a while I just learned to expect the unexpected and just roll with life and don't get mad
I have a autism medicine I only take when I get seriously mad
only now have i realized how much ncaa was droning on. keep up the work with blitz and madden 08. doing great homie
The end of the speech of Ezekiel Freeman at 5:41 was well written👏🏼
Drewski - "OFF THE TIP!!!"
Me - looks around to see if anyone else caught that.
Also Me - quickly realizes nobody did because I'm alone talking to myself.
Fractured wrist 7 games
Broken ribs 3 plays
Qb: let’s do this
QBs wrist: let’s just injure him I’m done
Please make more blitz the league videos Frank is awesome
Damn, this makes me want another Blitz game
He needs more subs
And is no one going to say anything about dude getting drugged in the club??
The franchise got Cosbied.
Just wait
Man I thought I was watching the 49ers there for a minute with all those injuries!!!
i didn’t get the steamers joke:(
Good. Whatever you do, dont google it
Don’t.
Oh, sweet child of summer...
Love the Blitz vids man keep them up
the only accurate injury recovery time to the NFL is the concussion.
"I dig that" is one of my new favorite memes now
What’s good early gang
Is it just me or the sounds cho made when he was doing the pooper was satisfying
More Blitz is always a good vid, love the shorter games as well to emphasize the cutscenes and highlight plays.
Am I the only one that gets really uncomfortable when the injury animation happens?
I'm the same way.
Early gang stand up
Me before this video: I think I want to become a professional NFL football player!
After: You know what I think golf is a better decision
I bet breaking the humerus is not that funny
Much better needle work than the chargers lol
NTE, I really like your new way of doing things man. You seem like you're enjoying it more and the videos are definitely very satisfying. Keep it up!
Need a full playthrough
*Sees new NTE Blitz: The League 2 video
Me: I dig that
Él yeah keep this series going‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Damn finally another episode. Love your channel. Cracks me up everytime.
That first injury was quite Humerus
I got an ad, and it said “Oh Franchise “Let’s play Raid Shadow Legends”
Perfect timing
I doubt Drew will see this but I love these videos of the league 2 and I hope you make a series out of it, but whatever you do don’t do it if your not enjoying it
That is the most injuries in one game I have ever seen with this gamr
The cookie guy sounds like Odell 😂
How does he know all these injuries
And here qe are we the sideline commentator for the injury report. He has completely ruptured his Tibia Fibia, but he should be able to play on in Defence.
I made the mistake of watching this while eating
10:59 and he’s gonna POOP again ! 😂😂
1:13 I know you did NOT just diss my Chargers medical team... Somebody replying: He JuSt DiD WhAt ArE yOu GoNnA dO??
Me: ABSOULUTELY NOTHING BECAUSE WE HAVE TERRIBLE MEDICAL STAFF:-:
I see i click.
These team intros are literally so hype and it makes an already good game WAYYY better
I’ve never clicked on a video so fast
Can you get this on the 360?
1:40 After watching other videos and reading alot of guides, it seems that there are some games where the Injury Rates, especially for certain players at certain positions, are much higher than normal and that those players will almost always suffer significant season ending injuries. In D3, the Milwaukee games, since you always play them twice, if your QB isn't Franchise, then the QB is more likely to suffer a season ending injury than other players. Similarly, in D2, Franchise has a higher injury rate in the Prison Game and the injury will always be a game over for a career ending injury, which is one of the reasons why picking him as a Running Back is bad, and the only game where having him at QB doesn't straight break the game since AI defenses can't really account for a running QB with insane speed. But, since the Prison Game has higher injury rates, if they do get a hit on him, it will almost always be an injury that gives you a game over. In D1, the games against the Riot and Nightmare tend to have higher injuries for all players, but its mostly the other teams that tend to heavily injure your team.
Its alot like how when you play the Nightmare in the first game, if you don't punt the ball every time you have possession and take a scripted loss, then your rookie will be seriously injured by Quintin Sands on an after the play dirty hit to his knee and miss the entirety of D1 play.
This game is actually insane😂I need more🤪
I'm a simple man. I see an NTE video, I click on it.
As you can see, during the ruptured scrotum, he still has his other ball so he can still have kids because most people in football usually only lose one, still able to have kids and a nice life, he still will need the other one surgically removed because it can harm health of the other one
Nobody
NTE:. IT KEEPS GOING FOR HIS SHOULDER, I WANNA GO FOR HIS NUTS
Won't wanna hear that again in ever
I feel like NTE is run controlled by Frank 😳. But that’s just a theory, a- never mind.
But Frank kinda bad tho 😳😳😳
I’m a simple man I see a not the expert notification I click
Just wait till you play prison ball after the division 3 championship game you go to jail and play and don't get injured or you have to restart the prison game over.
Chose the QB or cookie wallis the speedy WR for division 2