0:00 - 1:44 That made me cry 😭 it's so emotional, the crashing of the game at the end was just the icing on the cake. You deserve an Oscar for this masterpiece.
Hey Bijuu Mike did you know you can clone people in Sakura School? 1. Wear the ninja outfit 2. find Bijuu Mike 3. hold hands 😏 4. Activate clone 5. Go hold the clone mike’s hand 6. Press clone button again voilà salads
To put props on the table, you can sit at any table and open the character editor then go to Item then it should pop up with the table icon, click that and it should place props on the table. If you want to do it another way, you can open up the item menu and reposition the item you want onto the table. Hope this helped:)
@@joyiebbyu9984 that's not normal please that's not chating u can't kill people in Sakura school they not even players u only play as one player Rina tamaki
Bijuu bro pls do more of these skits they are so hilarious if there is a vid for only these skits I'd watch it every day "father what did we do why dont you love us" "father pls dont say that"
Girl: *breaks in* John: *sleeping* Girl: *gets on the floor to lay down and yell at him* John: *still sleeping* Girl: *gets up off the floor, walking in loud heals toward him- still yelling at him* John: *still sound asleep* Girl: *doesn't say a word or make a single noise* *not a single sound* John: *jumps out of bed like there was some sort of explosion outside* I- explain thisss 😂😂
Woman: Oh John~! Merry Christmas~! John: Fam, I just wanna sleep Woman: I'm coming towards you John~! John: You know what? I'm getting a restraining order........
4:46 exactly looks like my aunts old husky dog he had that color and looked like him sense also that husky in the game looks realistic he had eczema so he needed ointment i miss him i also would have the Christmas spirit considering its my birthday month
when the girl came out of the house to leave her husband, she was hit by a car. It makes me laugh loudly XD and never stop until the aplikasion close 😅😌
0:19
“I’m coming towards you John”
Me: Oh you’re approaching me? Instead of running away you’re coming right to me?
Good one.
Also wife: I'm taking the kids
...
Just Some Guy without a Mustache jEllAl
Lol
Bijuu: gets hit by car
Daughter: *Imma pretend I didn’t see that*
Can you make the zombies in Satilla school please
@@Hoque622 ?
@@Hoque622 uhhh ???
@@Hoque622*SAKURA school simulator
1:26 I like how the kids just walked away like they didn't see anything XD I did like that skit though 👍
Same name XD
Cool! :D
@@LilianaDaCatLover123 :D Yeet
Same
170 like :> and true I laughed at that XD
I died when this happend
John: *cries*
*hits someone*
*continues crying*
*suddenly realize it crashed
I really love the part where it suddenly crashes XD😹😹😹😹😹😹
0:00 - 1:44
That made me cry 😭 it's so emotional, the crashing of the game at the end was just the icing on the cake. You deserve an Oscar for this masterpiece.
thank you yes i am an amazing director
@@BijuuMike Yes you really are 👏👏
@@BijuuMike yes you are you should make this a movie
Yes, I will act as the kid
Bijuu Mike Can you do Twilight next?
Hot shanta: *le far away*
John: **ZzZzZz**
Hot shanta: **Gets closer**
John: *Insert screaming girl from why are you running meme-*
Bijuu: “Here I am John!”
John: *sleeps*
*John is dead*
@WeirdoWeeb Studios *Plot twist*
Here i am *jOhN*
3:44 WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY CAR
Bijuu: It’s time to unwrap this “present”
Me: *Spits out holy water*
You spit it out cause its holy water its only for heaf
I am very angry at you nutter butter
@@leroyrasquinha1496 crap
@@Ifinallychangedthis what's with the crap?
@M i think he means gacha heat
Girl: Here I am John!
John: *still sleeps*
*plot twist: JOHNS DEAD*
.R.I.P. JOHN
*then his soul wants to get back in him*
@@janeceokeefe4988 *DUN DUN*
Cheesy-LPS yes
Cheesy-LPS MY NAMES JOHN.. x-x
I just love how the boy literally flew out of her arms and landed on the other side of the street and just stood up and walked away
I WANT TO PLAY ANYWAY!
@@MaxYvonne-eu4qttoo bad little Timmy 🩴
No one:
Bijuu: *tells dramatic oscar worthy story about death, divorce, and Christmas*
*clap clap clap 👏🏻 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Clap clap clap*
Amazing
Biiiijiuu miiiikee!
Beat youuuuuur biiiiiike!
🤧
This is single-handedly the best drama show I've ever watched. 10/10.
Bijuu : “Here I am John.”
John : asleep
Bijuu: *runs car over hill and twists it in the air* also Bijuu: “ the reindeer has been drinking a *LITTLE* “
School girl: HeRe I aM JoHn
John: *i literally couldn’t care less*
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao chain
In the beggining it looked like one of those k-dramas 😂😂
The beginning of the vid was a whole drama😂
Ikr xD
😂😂😂
More like a cringe and awkward drama
Omg it's funny
I was laughing
0:19 LMAO! John is sooo me in the morning when my mom wakes me up for no reason
*watches the intro*
Me: ...
Also me: THIS IS THE CONTENT I CAME FOR
YESSS QUEEN!!!
YASSSsssS
The girl: Here i am Jhon!
Jhon: *sleeping*
Its yandere chan
The intro was so funny omg
I CANT STOP LAUGHING
Hey Bijuu Mike did you know you can clone people in Sakura School?
1. Wear the ninja outfit
2. find Bijuu Mike
3. hold hands 😏
4. Activate clone
5. Go hold the clone mike’s hand
6. Press clone button again
voilà salads
“I’m coming towards you John ;) “
**Anger intensifies**
:O✌️ thank you Scrub-pai 😖✌️
Love your profile pic k :]
The unicorn girl Ladybug thank you
😌✌️
To put props on the table, you can sit at any table and open the character editor then go to Item then it should pop up with the table icon, click that and it should place props on the table.
If you want to do it another way, you can open up the item menu and reposition the item you want onto the table.
Hope this helped:)
Nobody:
No one ever:
No even the all powerful scrub himself:
Mike: Im TaKiNg ThE KiDz
But mike is the most powerful scrub
@@rajniarora8118 they're all bijuu tho
@@anderfoxie732 oh
Daz games..
Here Mike is telling such a sad Christmas story and here I am laughing hysterically in my apartment; ignoring my neighbors banging in my door
It’s beginning to look a lot like murder....
Every corner that I turn
Yes
Yandere sim?
Donut The Christian
Everywhere you go....
@@philiphamilton9674 senpia's bothers some childhood friend is flirting with him again
Your intro laughed out my soul i've never been soooooo happy in my intire life
*crashes into someone, then the game crashes*
The game crashes into YOU :O
Omg are you a blackpink fan
@@mariamkouyate1740 That's trippy...
Wow that intro was hilarious 😂 so much tea was spilled in this video😂
The most saddest Love story ever
Trashcan OoP
I
I was laughing like a maniac when I saw the intro 😂
Same lol
Same xD
Mike : being emotional
Game: crashes
Mike:
This is a comedy when bjiuu hits hatusk she was this getting to scholl
@@joyiebbyu9984 that's not normal please that's not chating u can't kill people in Sakura school they not even players u only play as one player Rina tamaki
Ok i started dying when she got ran over. I laughed so hard i drooled lmaoooo
Poor John
He just wanted to sleep!
Yehah
@Irene Mabitasan GilLMAO
0:19
*Woman trying to impress this poor dude, but failing in the process*
0:25
*Literally my reaction to this......."Intro".......*
John: sleeps
Girl: I'm coming towards you John
*Law And Order sounds intensifies*
😂😂😂
My earr
that was a great story you should do it more often
You made me stop watching movie just to see this 🤣
Bijuu bro pls do more of these skits they are so hilarious if there is a vid for only these skits I'd watch it every day "father what did we do why dont you love us" "father pls dont say that"
Girl: *breaks in*
John: *sleeping*
Girl: *gets on the floor to lay down and yell at him*
John: *still sleeping*
Girl: *gets up off the floor, walking in loud heals toward him- still yelling at him*
John: *still sound asleep*
Girl: *doesn't say a word or make a single noise*
*not a single sound*
John: *jumps out of bed like there was some sort of explosion outside*
I- explain thisss 😂😂
Lol
XD
Bijuu: I hope they keep updating!
Soccer a simulator in 2020: QUARANTINE UPDATE.
What I want for Christmas: *A nice green salad*
1:16
Saddest anime deaths
1:48 when you’re daydreaming in class and then the teacher calls your name
School gurl: hErE I am JoHn
John: gurl can u leave meh alone I'm tryna sleep here
Karen just took the kids John why-
Woman: Oh John~! Merry Christmas~!
John: Fam, I just wanna sleep
Woman: I'm coming towards you John~!
John: You know what? I'm getting a restraining order........
*John* is literally me when someone wakes me up😂
Same
Mee too 😂
Lol i sleep 2 seconds only.
Me too
SAME LOL. MY MOM WAKE ME UP EARLY
“I wanted to eat sushi before I die”
Why did I laugh at that-
Well, notifications worked for once.
John is clearly a tsundere😂
john just tryna sleep
Yeah
Bijuu:*dies*
Tom and Sally:okay im going
*"can the dog get hit by the car?"*
*me: hello? peta?*
Game: well yes but actually no
*Peta, don't sue me*
That story at the beginning.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Oscar worthy!
0:19 That dance is hilarious. 😆
Christmas is the best time of the year. 🎄⛄
bijuu: those are some big ol' tears
me: those are some midoriya tears
What did I tell you about bothering me while I’m sleeping!!!!
Me: I’m like John lmao 🤣
Me to
The best Christmas intro ever made
Girl: *gets into hot pose*
John: *sleeps*
Ohh yeah
Here i am *JoHn*
LOL John is So hahhahahahhasj8wbauxb
0:00 - 1:46
Saddest love story of the year lol
"im coming towards you john. Merry Christmas."
Im died so badly during that part
Even if Biju Mike was old I'll still watch him 😩
John:*crys because Santa got ran over by a reindeer*
John:even tho i look like the Grinch
This moved me to literal tears..
Geez... last time I was this early, Sketchy and Bijuu Mike were still together!
"Come on lil' sally."
*Earthworm Sally has joined the chat.*
"John... I'm coming close to you..."
"What did I tell you!" What a freaking soap opera! And when she took the kids and got hit by the car 😂😂
Hold up- If this was a Christmas intro *why didn't he make it snow* that would've been more Fitting T3T
"Get out of the road dog!" *Proceeds to push dog into road*
This is the best Christmas dtiry ever
“Oh John…Merry Christmas _BIG BOIIIIII_ I dress up as Santa for you”
John: the only thing you got right is his fat
Me: oof…dammmmmmmmmmmmmm
The intro is hilarious XD who couldnt laugh i was laughing alot! btw you are the bestest youtuber to exist.
“Oh it crashed”
He made a joke without realizing it
🤣🤣🤡
HOLD UP-
Wait i dont get it ;-;
Stavroula Panaritis Oh goodness this joke was a while ago, I’m pretty sure it was because he might have crashed a car and then the game crashed?
@@marilynwalsh7232 Oooh yeah, it makes sense, thank you 🤗.
Buij:I'm coming towards you
Josh:she's yandrere
bijju mike: "ima break into sombodys house disguised as a christmas tree!
star wars ad: "allow us to introduce ourselves"
IM coming towards you John like i love that part XD
*john I want a divorce*
John: *laughs*
I love the starting leg the whole story about death it was the best I love a 10 out of 10
The beginning was priceless XD
The Beginning of this video will having an award...
Best Murder Drama 2019😂
Bijuu, your SSS always load in crazy while mine loads in calm.....very unsettling
Lol the start XD rest in pieces : john
OMG when she got hit by the car and the girl on her right not even cares LMAO
This is why I like watching bijou mike😂😂😂😂😂
4:46 exactly looks like my aunts old husky dog he had that color and looked like him sense also that husky in the game looks realistic he had eczema so he needed ointment i miss him i also would have the Christmas spirit considering its my birthday month
That was the best one minute and fifty seconds of my life...
Bijuu Mike: We should be able to get married and have childten
*But she's a school girl*
FBI OPEN UP
Omg the start killed me 😂😂😂
Jesus Christ the children even ran away from that woman
Girl: “John I’m here!”
*me* “John jump out the window!”
when the girl came out of the house to leave her husband, she was hit by a car. It makes me laugh loudly XD and never stop until the aplikasion close 😅😌
B-):O
“I’m coming towards you John 😉”
“Excuse me ma’am, I’m John Quinones.”
Omg intro was AMAZING.
Sees intro. **Cries** "WHY, JOHN, WHY?!?!"
I freaking love this vid! I'm a scrub forever
I Love the Anime Opening!🤣❤️ I'm begging for second season!!
I just love the beginning
This level of acting at the beginning deserves an Oscar
Wow😮 it changed so much since i last played it. Kudos to the game developers👌