I'm telling you, Taxi2g is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at 7-11 the other day buying Redbull and adult-diapers. When I asked him what the adult diapers were for he said 'They contain my full power so I don't completely shit on these kids.' Then he bunnyhopped out the door.
I was home alone one night with 8 bricks of cocaine on my counter, I heard this pathfinder Zip noise from outside and I went quiet. Next thing I know I see taxi flying through my front door b hopping right to my counter wearing only a apex legends themed thong, he takes all my coke bricks tap strafes and continues to bhop out of my front door. I want my coke back
Watching Taxi rage about the high pingers that due to Respawn's incompetence can kill you way behind cover makes me feel good about stopping to play this broken game.
Yo taxi can you help me out, ohh wait you're terrible to ask you abandon your teammates. What a little girl. Have you stopped crying from that rage yet?
I'm telling you, Taxi2g is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at 7-11 the other day buying Redbull and adult-diapers. When I asked him what the adult diapers were for he said 'They contain my full power so I don't completely shit on these kids.' Then he bunnyhopped out the door.
you beat me this time
You use Ctrl c Ctrl v
@@bender7025 damn u smart af
Wow so creative. Do you lack that much attention...
@@kylegibson5933 🤓
ran out of talent at the end
"Some random shit about 7/11, red bull, and adult diapers."
LETS GOOOO new path vid!!!
I was home alone one night with 8 bricks of cocaine on my counter, I heard this pathfinder Zip noise from outside and I went quiet. Next thing I know I see taxi flying through my front door b hopping right to my counter wearing only a apex legends themed thong, he takes all my coke bricks tap strafes and continues to bhop out of my front door. I want my coke back
original desu ka?
😂
Skurul: hold my zipline
Nice video taxi love u :) ♥️
Watching Taxi rage about the high pingers that due to Respawn's incompetence can kill you way behind cover makes me feel good about stopping to play this broken game.
xmas break approaching time to blow the dust away....
taxi got the thicc grapps
I needed this
i love the goofy style scream :04 lol
Boy almost had a heart attack. Love you taxi
Your hads had like personal earthquake at the 1v2 clutch
Great vid bro
Holy shit taxi is actually crazy
Insane Movement! 😯
JUUUUUUUUUUUUIIICER
Love the content, gigachad
This the dude that quit on his teammates mid algs?
As long taxi keep going.
Nothing is impossible.
letsh go taxor
"Time to use the superior input device" *auto vibrator plastic toy* as xQc says
5:20 Juicer!
Truly insane even tho you didn’t get the dub ‼️
Skurul doesn't exist
Y u look like ninja in thumbnail haha
intro clip killed me
nice i like it
Taxi2g
I'd probably uninstall after this 5:23
take me on the taxi
Great teammates that were actually patient
shmovin
Get this handsom man 1200 subs for 100k
❤
Taxi
Shoulda switched to the better input 🥸
People with cracked movement think they're unhittable or something lol
Why
Seriously can they even fix that gettin shot behinds wills shit
Yo taxi can you help me out, ohh wait you're terrible to ask you abandon your teammates. What a little girl. Have you stopped crying from that rage yet?
Brain dead team mates indeed
AA is a big problem
First
Actually you ain’t anyways lmao
Bro thot tho
random bald wraith called 666, cant get more incel cringe than that
Go give your mom her phone back
Taxi