"Once upon a time, three happy birds lived in a warm and lush forest. The birds had no names, though the creatures of the forest would call them Big Bird, Long Bird, and Small Bird. Everyone lived freely and happily together in the peaceful forest. The birds wanted the forest to be safe more than anyone else, that way creatures from the outside could visit and have fun. It was a warm and sunny afternoon when a stranger visited the peaceful forest. He was a traveler, pioneer, and prophet, but at the same time, he was a nobody. He wanted to enter the forest, but the birds found him suspicious, so they didn't let him in. The stranger, angered, told the birds as he left: “Soon, a tragedy will befall the forest. It will be tainted with misdeeds and evil, and there will be constant conflict. The tragedies will only stop when a terrible beast appears and devours everything. The sun and moon will shine upon the forest no longer; the forest will never go back to what it was before.” The birds worried about the prophecy. What if conflicts really break out and a beast shows up to harm the forest just like the man said? That's when the birds decided to become the guardians of the forest. They loved this forest more than anyone else did, so they wanted to protect the creatures living in the forest and keep the peace. Big Bird, with its many eyes, decided to watch over the forest for intruders. For Big Bird's eyes could see very far, and see things we cannot see. Then somebody said, “But what if the beast shows up in the middle of the night, when the sky is dark and everyone is asleep?” Worried, Big Bird burned all of its feathers to make an everlasting lamp. Now the creatures of the forest were under Big Bird's constant watch, day and night. "Long Bird weighed the sins of creatures that enter the forest to keep peace. Long Bird's scales could measure every sins, and were fair and just." Then somebody said, “But what if the scale doesn't tip in either direction someday?” Worried, Long Bird made a scale that always tipped to one side. That way every judgement would yield a clear verdict. Small Bird decided to punish the creatures' wrongdoings with its beak. Then somebody said, “But your beak is so small, no one would find it hurtful.” Worried, Small Bird tore its mouth wide so it could swallow any creature in one bite. No one could visit the forest anymore, and bad rumors about the forest began to spread outside. “I heard terrible things happen to any creature that enters the forest.” “The Big Bird is always watching the creatures of the forest, there's no freedom.” “The Long Bird's scale isn't fair at all.” “The Small Bird's punishment is so scary.” The birds got upset. “We work so hard to protect the forest; why doesn't anyone appreciate our effort?” Fewer and fewer visitors came to the forest, more and more creatures were complaining, fights broke out daily, and yet the birds continued to work even harder to make the forest peaceful again, but... “No, this forest is so vast and wide, the three of us aren't enough to protect all of it.” “But there is no creature to protect this forest but us.” “If we combined our power, we could be stronger.” The day when Big Bird's eyes that could see hundreds of kilometers away, Long Bird who could judge any sin, and Small Bird's mouth that could devour everything united into one, darkness fell upon the forest. Creatures screamed in terror and fear at the sight of the bird, and the forest soon fell into mayhem. Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: “It's the beast! A big, scary monster lives in the black, dusky forest!” The beast is here? The three birds, now as one, looked around but there was no one to be seen. The bird began to prowl the forest, looking for the beast. The forest would be in trouble if the beast really showed up. But there was nothing. There were no creatures, no sun and moon, and no beast. All that was left was just a bird and the Black Forest. Since then, there were only nights dark as pitch. Rumor says there is a terrible beast in the Black Forest where no one lives." "Every single light in the facility went crazy. They kept flickering and flickering. I couldn’t even use my lighter. Then, this warm light shone through it all. It looked like a waning twilight, or a growing sunrise. Though, as we all know, sunlight can’t make its way into our facility. Everyone silently gazed at the light. Sudden darkness and a weird ray of light were enough reason to be frightened. It was scarier than anything gorey we’d seen here. It was a true fear of the unknown itself… (Omitted) …Something from afar was coming our way. Incandescent lights like stars from outer space were marching towards us. It looked like Big Bird’s eyes, but it wasn’t that Abnormality. I could hear these long arms scratching the floor. Someone broke the silence with a whisper: “That guy over there couldn’t run away in time...” There was an employee kneeling on the floor; perhaps he couldn’t sense the danger approaching behind him, and once he noticed, it was too late. He couldn’t even scream. Nobody would have been able to then. He just meaninglessly struggled to move his legs, desperate to run from the beast. There was no heroic act of someone standing up against the monster, not even a yell to warn him. Everyone was just watching him, waiting for the terrible thing that was about to happen. Each step sent a tremor through the whole facility. The monster was moving with such slow steps, but it seemed so fast. In the blink of an eye, it devoured the nameless employee in one bite, and right after that everyone started screaming in chaos. I had gone through handling countless suppressions, but that day, for the first time, I regretted ever joining the company. I was certain I wouldn’t get out of there alive. This helplessness overwhelmed me. I couldn’t even think about fighting back against the monster, and many others were feeling the same. I think I’m the only one who stayed sane enough to write this among all the survivors. The company will never tell our newbies about the existence of that monster. However, I wanted to leave them a warning at the very least. That’s why I’m writing this."
@@MDR_EX14APwell it can make even an average person into a total beefcake, which is how Australians in the TF2 comics became superhuman as they were already badass
i mean, australia already has pretty big birds (cassowary, emu, etc.) so i hale probably would just take one look at apocalypse bird and go "huh. fucked up looking punching bag."
I legit spawn in klev prime with bird and decide I wanna bird up, but as soon as someone grabs the farron dagger I hear the roar and realized that I LITERALLY BIRDED UP IN KLEV PRIME.
It's funny how people think bird up is an instant win, because it makes everyone else think they've won by default so everyone rushes you and you get kills way easier since everyone groups up
Team Fortress 2 > Ruined library or smth idk I’ve never played it (Also, just going to precursor the inevitable replies about this: Yes, I know that the Apocalypse Birds are from Lobotomy Corporation.)
what the hell
look guys its the man that unbirded the up
It makes sense, australian people already deal with mutated creatures from other dimensions in a daily basis
Sorry big bird, you're no match for pure australian strength
Abnormalities tremble at the feet of our god Saxton.
The 2 other birds in question:
@@Zarafromsandiego how would one punish and judge saxton?
@@mikadosannoji553 I meant 1 I accidentally clicked 2 sorry
"Once upon a time, three happy birds lived in a warm and lush forest. The birds had no names, though the creatures of the forest would call them Big Bird, Long Bird, and Small Bird. Everyone lived freely and happily together in the peaceful forest. The birds wanted the forest to be safe more than anyone else, that way creatures from the outside could visit and have fun.
It was a warm and sunny afternoon when a stranger visited the peaceful forest. He was a traveler, pioneer, and prophet, but at the same time, he was a nobody. He wanted to enter the forest, but the birds found him suspicious, so they didn't let him in.
The stranger, angered, told the birds as he left: “Soon, a tragedy will befall the forest. It will be tainted with misdeeds and evil, and there will be constant conflict. The tragedies will only stop when a terrible beast appears and devours everything. The sun and moon will shine upon the forest no longer; the forest will never go back to what it was before.”
The birds worried about the prophecy. What if conflicts really break out and a beast shows up to harm the forest just like the man said? That's when the birds decided to become the guardians of the forest. They loved this forest more than anyone else did, so they wanted to protect the creatures living in the forest and keep the peace.
Big Bird, with its many eyes, decided to watch over the forest for intruders. For Big Bird's eyes could see very far, and see things we cannot see.
Then somebody said, “But what if the beast shows up in the middle of the night, when the sky is dark and everyone is asleep?”
Worried, Big Bird burned all of its feathers to make an everlasting lamp. Now the creatures of the forest were under Big Bird's constant watch, day and night.
"Long Bird weighed the sins of creatures that enter the forest to keep peace. Long Bird's scales could measure every sins, and were fair and just."
Then somebody said, “But what if the scale doesn't tip in either direction someday?”
Worried, Long Bird made a scale that always tipped to one side. That way every judgement would yield a clear verdict.
Small Bird decided to punish the creatures' wrongdoings with its beak.
Then somebody said, “But your beak is so small, no one would find it hurtful.”
Worried, Small Bird tore its mouth wide so it could swallow any creature in one bite.
No one could visit the forest anymore, and bad rumors about the forest began to spread outside.
“I heard terrible things happen to any creature that enters the forest.”
“The Big Bird is always watching the creatures of the forest, there's no freedom.”
“The Long Bird's scale isn't fair at all.”
“The Small Bird's punishment is so scary.”
The birds got upset.
“We work so hard to protect the forest; why doesn't anyone appreciate our effort?”
Fewer and fewer visitors came to the forest, more and more creatures were complaining, fights broke out daily, and yet the birds continued to work even harder to make the forest peaceful again, but...
“No, this forest is so vast and wide, the three of us aren't enough to protect all of it.”
“But there is no creature to protect this forest but us.”
“If we combined our power, we could be stronger.”
The day when Big Bird's eyes that could see hundreds of kilometers away, Long Bird who could judge any sin, and Small Bird's mouth that could devour everything united into one, darkness fell upon the forest. Creatures screamed in terror and fear at the sight of the bird, and the forest soon fell into mayhem.
Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: “It's the beast! A big, scary monster lives in the black, dusky forest!”
The beast is here? The three birds, now as one, looked around but there was no one to be seen. The bird began to prowl the forest, looking for the beast. The forest would be in trouble if the beast really showed up.
But there was nothing. There were no creatures, no sun and moon, and no beast. All that was left was just a bird and the Black Forest. Since then, there were only nights dark as pitch.
Rumor says there is a terrible beast in the Black Forest where no one lives."
"Every single light in the facility went crazy. They kept flickering and flickering. I couldn’t even use my lighter. Then, this warm light shone through it all. It looked like a waning twilight, or a growing sunrise. Though, as we all know, sunlight can’t make its way into our facility.
Everyone silently gazed at the light. Sudden darkness and a weird ray of light were enough reason to be frightened. It was scarier than anything gorey we’d seen here. It was a true fear of the unknown itself… (Omitted)
…Something from afar was coming our way. Incandescent lights like stars from outer space were marching towards us. It looked like Big Bird’s eyes, but it wasn’t that Abnormality. I could hear these long arms scratching the floor.
Someone broke the silence with a whisper: “That guy over there couldn’t run away in time...”
There was an employee kneeling on the floor; perhaps he couldn’t sense the danger approaching behind him, and once he noticed, it was too late. He couldn’t even scream.
Nobody would have been able to then. He just meaninglessly struggled to move his legs, desperate to run from the beast. There was no heroic act of someone standing up against the monster, not even a yell to warn him. Everyone was just watching him, waiting for the terrible thing that was about to happen.
Each step sent a tremor through the whole facility. The monster was moving with such slow steps, but it seemed so fast. In the blink of an eye, it devoured the nameless employee in one bite, and right after that everyone started screaming in chaos. I had gone through handling countless suppressions, but that day, for the first time, I regretted ever joining the company.
I was certain I wouldn’t get out of there alive. This helplessness overwhelmed me. I couldn’t even think about fighting back against the monster, and many others were feeling the same. I think I’m the only one who stayed sane enough to write this among all the survivors.
The company will never tell our newbies about the existence of that monster. However, I wanted to leave them a warning at the very least. That’s why I’m writing this."
i like how every server thinks they automatically won just because they succesfully birded up🐦
they always overestimate big bird's power
people with smile but no noob tube: 😡
people with smile and noobtube (they die 5 seconds after using smile): 😇
I saw a video of filibuster vs 3 birds, the birds didnt even last a minute they just died
@@trollhimforever Filibuster Vs Bird up/third trumpet, posted by Meelo
@@trollhimforever
The Power of what Cat Army called Obstructa
And then in cries of fears, ITS SAXTON, A FU###### SAXTON HALE IN THE FOREST!
a literal apocalypse birb that destroys everything on its path or literal Australian man with pure Australium strenght
and some funny gold
Australium sounds radioactive
@@MDR_EX14APwell it can make even an average person into a total beefcake, which is how Australians in the TF2 comics became superhuman as they were already badass
i think i saw online that Saxton Hale's strength is purely from training himself
SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAALE
this just shows how op the hale is
the nerf was guaranteed
He is NOT that good
@@aretech0 me when i choose hale and my laggy pc prevents me to do a lot
@@aretech0 press w and m1 to win simulator
with hale i still clean servers without going below half health although it could just be skill
Strongest project moon fan vs weakest tf2 enjoyer:
True.
Wouldn't it be fans because 3 dudes?
except sniper mains.
who would win
3 birds with godly powers
Average Australian
Average Australian duh.
Devon Larratt wins
this shows why birding up against hale is a bad idea
hale's extreme dps output in close range makes birding up only viable if used to preserve lives
True, especially at rocket arena
*_"SAXTOOOOOONNNN..... HAAALEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"_*
i mean, australia already has pretty big birds (cassowary, emu, etc.) so i hale probably would just take one look at apocalypse bird and go "huh. fucked up looking punching bag."
It was this video that made me realize Hale was a reference to the Saxton Hale mode from TF2
bro suppressed them 💀
Funny enough, Australians are afraid of birds but some of them have guys like Hale.
*That moment when all other players are dead and only twlight left*
I go where you go, do you see what i see
- average austrailian
fellas in the server didn't know it wasn't joever until it's bidone
It happened to me today too, just that i was at 2k hp and died. (i almost killed the whole server)
heya gold its me dorky, it was a jumpscare seeing your video in my home page i actually got spooked
gold jumpscare
I legit spawn in klev prime with bird and decide I wanna bird up, but as soon as someone grabs the farron dagger I hear the roar and realized that I LITERALLY BIRDED UP IN KLEV PRIME.
Aussies after losing The first emu war:
It's funny how people think bird up is an instant win, because it makes everyone else think they've won by default so everyone rushes you and you get kills way easier since everyone groups up
Finally!
Some worthy opponents!
Bro hale. Really fight with dangerous and esxotic animals💀
I remember this happening lmao, the bird up sound actually jumpscared me.
*I was YourLocalGoobyGoober btw
Heya friend!Just wanna say im in your house!😅 Sleep tight tonight!❤❤❤
This is that real one man.
no way an actual smart bird up user (big bird)
When titans clash, true beauty can be witnessed
You may have killed the birds, BUT YOU ALSO KILLED A FRIENDLY!!!!!1!
Finally revenge on the emus!
3 literal furry Gods vs Average Australian... Bwah!
Hale users when i get slight speed boost 💀:
you're really good at using hale tbh
the power of 3 gods vs tf2 reference
Poor birds, if only they were emus
Hale is so busted, I think the problem is that it's a complete port of Hale from TF2 however that was designed for a much different game
after all, he did explode a yeti
Yeah hale is just that busted
Hale was the third trumpet not the birds...
PREPARE THY SELF!
"nerf ####"
i'm surprised the bird up even worked but i think you were either just cracked or the birds had a major skill issue
(I was Blxck)
I see bird up in 10 hours burst man in public server
my bad that was my alt account
Hale is buffed and nerfed at same time
''SAXTON HAAALEEEEEEEE''
ask any sane ia player what they think hale is overrated or underrated
average australian vs 3 birds
Wait why isn’t to many trumpets playing? It shoukd override all map music
property damage
Birds vs a australian
Do you have caramelldancin emote? Because i saw someone with same avatar dancing caramelldancing
Team Fortress 2 > Ruined library or smth idk I’ve never played it
(Also, just going to precursor the inevitable replies about this: Yes, I know that the Apocalypse Birds are from Lobotomy Corporation.)
I actually did the same thing too... months ago
Hale vs birds and normal player
common hale dub
classic Austraiia
Hale user Just lucky for the birds falling into the Lava. In another case he would already be killed by the birds 🤓
none of them even fell in the lava unless this is where i get rwooshed
hale is the lava confirmed
Hale: Sorry pal! *BUT I AM THE LAVA!*
@@bathsheba6316the time has come. r/wooosh
AEUHHHHHHHHHH MIITOPIA
Why is there miitopia music
why not smh
Sup
second time i've been in a video. " YourLocalGoobyGoober "
Nah you are not him man.
Bro is cappin💀💀💀