I'm ex british army, what's hard? Fighting? Living? Protecting your country? Your family? Be a hard man, love your wife, cuddle your babies and don't moan or brag.
when I meet someone for the first I can always tell ex-army. how? you ask. its the first fucking thing they tell ya 😀. have you got the time please? IM EX ARMY!!......no the time I'm ex army ,oh forget it.
I find this stuff really embarrassing and I think real gangstas who are unhinged maniacs would never want anyone to know what they're about. They live that life secretly
Bullshit. Most working-class people are thoroughly decent, hardworking intelligent people. These muppets are brainless dipshits who have achieved ABSOLUTELY FUCK ALL in life. I genuinely feel very sorry for those who think these arseholes are to be admired.
Howard Marks would of been the only one I would of genuinely been interested in listening to... He wasn’t a hard man but he was international... Shared a cell in the U.S with Notorious B.I.G and all sorts of stories... Shame he’s not here to tell them anymore.
Thanks it would shame Howie or skidmarks as he called himself to be lumped in with that lot, he was so different to that lot. He loved to read the classic,s Oliver Twist being his favourite how I know him is not important but the truth is.Eire32
The World would be a very boring place without people like Dave Courtney. I wish Dave had his own reality show, a bit like the Osbourne's, it would be a hit, I'm sure. Good on Dave and the others!
If Dave was a proper villain there’s no way in 1 billion years, them pair of clowns Carlton and that absolute clown Jason would be mocking him like that. I would send them straight in a Range Rover. There’s clearly no respect!
Do you mean Boxing or Gangster Tour - the Gangster Tour was some time ago and was stopped after a lot of venues were told it couldn't take place - the next boxing event is at the Circus tavern on 3rd June cheers
There's a charity fight at Dave's house on June 2nd. You can get tickets from his sight or house. He is taking on a traveller but what they are not telling you is that the traveller is a recovering smackhead, so it should be a good fight.
Only here for the comments, but seriously, where does Courtney get his money from? I'm not talking fast cars and Spanish villas etc, I'm talking about just day to day living.
Come on Liam these are not Gangsters i grew up in South London with all this, All the swearing dont impress its Embarrising, I suppose they can have a Row but thats all. there all living in a Photo Album
Spot on Ronald Read, I grew up in SE London knowing the real thing and none of them are real gangsters. In fact one or two are well known for grassing.
@FKEDUPGAMER you're certainly right there, all these dealers who think they're too dogs don't even know who Marks is. If it wasn't for him there wouldn't be a drug game in the UK
How the hell are all these faces allowed to meet and be together? Imagine if there’s a bomb and they’re all blown to pieces? Then what? How will they be replaced?🙁
Are these the worst ever dressed men to tour?Dude in trenchcoat and white tie...wow 😅😅 and Courtney in white shirt and slacks with black waistcoat...its comedy genius 😅😅
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absolutely the saddest men in the UK. Amazing.
I’d agree but then I realised people buy tickets to see them.
Then we watch them on RUclips years later😂
Absolutely.
Not as sad as Labour voters like you
whenever you think your life is really shit just imagine being jason marriner
I've heard Dave didn't like your comment about his boy
He’s living the life a lot of us would love to live - making a fortune from being a wanker.
Lmao
Couldn't fight sleep either. Absolute prick
Hahaha...Is there a bigger Melt ever...
I'm ex british army, what's hard? Fighting? Living? Protecting your country? Your family? Be a hard man, love your wife, cuddle your babies and don't moan or brag.
Dan A 👍👍👍
when I meet someone for the first I can always tell ex-army. how? you ask. its the first fucking thing they tell ya 😀. have you got the time please? IM EX ARMY!!......no the time I'm ex army ,oh forget it.
Being ex army doesn’t make you a hard man, that’s for sure.
@@JohnSmith-ix5gx thats a bit of a bellend comment ..by the way ..im ex Army ...lol
@@i_know_youre_right_but it makes alot smarter than these mugs ..
The cringeworthy 'banter' is worthy of Brent and Finchy.
It was great, sold nearly a dozen tickets at some venues.
@Fred Sausage think hes taking the piss
MrStitsevol they sold out all the seats in the toilets
This tour definitely made money Dave found a fiver in the smoking area of the venue
Haha!
😂😂
If David Brent was a Gangster.....
The dude in the white tie 🙈 did he actually leave his house thinking he looked good lol
I know lol ,I hope he reads your comment and repents. soooooooo tacky
Looks like a fashion show from a local jumble sale.
Haha!
It's not white. It's ivory silver so shut the fuck up mug
It doubles up as a machete if trouble comes calling 😁
Brent and Finchy.
Ross kemp on Nobheads
Lol
Ross Kemp is a nobhead
Ross kemp on knobheads 😂😂😂😂😂
what's this ?....the bell-ends tour.
It beer belly’s on tour
Ain't got two bob between them ! Shocking dress sense as well
It's official. Dave Courtney has now made the full transformation into an egg.
@Lee courtney is skint
@@user-gi7ri5xy9vot rich & not that famous & totally full of sh*t !!!
Scrambled now.
He's trans
Imagine this lot against the Russian hooligans
Loool. I’ll be honest though one of these guys is top tier. Was in the SAS with ant Middleton and ants very good friend. But he’s very quiet in this
Actually the Russians were inspired by them you plank
The cast from rainbow
john bantick Dave Courtney done the voice for zippy
Haha who’s the bell end in the white kipper tie 🤣🤣
It was the biggest night in Swansea since the Beatles concert in 1963
I can't believe Jason wasted his Eton education to go on tour with these planks
Imagine being that sad that you look up to people like this 😂
Very few look up to Dean Loftus sadly...
The Cringe Factor
It's powerful
Need a David Brent style mockumentary about these Pathetic characters, specially Courtney and Marriner. Cringe factor 100
If they wanna make anymore Elm street films Courtney would make a good Freddy Krueger
I find this stuff really embarrassing and I think real gangstas who are unhinged maniacs would never want anyone to know what they're about. They live that life secretly
Yep I thought the same. It’s just embarrassing to watch, fat Middle Aged men acting like pissed up teenagers🤦🏻♂️
The documentary when Courtney was about 25 doing his debt collection kicking down old folks doors was pure cringe fest
Gangstas??
@@thebrightsideofthemoon5829it was all fake too !! He’s a pretend gangster !!
Most working class pubs full of guys like this.
here in New Zealand we have rugby guys down pubs who talk a good fight like Marriner
Bullshit. Most working-class people are thoroughly decent, hardworking intelligent people.
These muppets are brainless dipshits who have achieved ABSOLUTELY FUCK ALL in life.
I genuinely feel very sorry for those who think these arseholes are to be admired.
Howard Marks would of been the only one I would of genuinely been interested in listening to... He wasn’t a hard man but he was international... Shared a cell in the U.S with Notorious B.I.G and all sorts of stories... Shame he’s not here to tell them anymore.
My ex was friends with him he was a lovely man no bullshit from him don’t pretend to be anything unlike the other lot there embarrassing
Thanks it would shame Howie or skidmarks as he called himself to be lumped in with that lot, he was so different to that lot. He loved to read the classic,s Oliver Twist being his favourite how I know him is not important but the truth is.Eire32
Where’s he gone like ?
Laff all u want but they all got more money etc than those callin them
@@tommyfcutd2896 You know how much money everyone calling them has then do you??
3:36 nobody get in Dave's way please, even that pigeon ain't scared of him
Its just proof that for some "Crime didnt pay" !
I can’t stop laughing at this....brilliant
Watching this reminds me of why I emigrated.
Absolutely embarrassing beyond belief.
were did you emigrate to
The World would be a very boring place without people like Dave Courtney. I wish Dave had his own reality show, a bit like the Osbourne's, it would be a hit, I'm sure. Good on Dave and the others!
You're right! People need something to mock and DC is just perfect.
Awe the village people on tour😀
Really like mariner to put a list of people he’s had a one on one straightener with
The list would fit on the head of a matchstick
Jason Marriner must have paid Carlton Leach and Dave Courtney a lot of money to hang out with them
Who In their right mind would want to hang around with any of these clowns 😂
He's in Thailand now where are you
@@tommyfcutd2896⬅️🤡
When it's time to accept your age
If Dave was a proper villain there’s no way in 1 billion years, them pair of clowns Carlton and that absolute clown Jason would be mocking him like that. I would send them straight in a Range Rover. There’s clearly no respect!
I don't even watch it, the comments are the best part.
Good luck to em and any one else.
Not one of them knows how to dress.
If that what the life of crime steals from you, then you can keep it!
People actually paid to see this
Considering these 3 fellas are supposedly ex hard cases ,there all in terrible shape ,looked like they've never trained a day In there life
They looked like they were signing on for benefits at the
Start?
That gesser in the blue tshirt at the start.what a knob jockey
Funny thing is people think there real jaja the "cockney acent"is the easy one to pull off.
Gertcha !
Oh, they're hilarious.
I'll say this you say that
Please send me the link to the unlisenced boxing pls
ibaboxing.co.uk/news/
why all the hate for DC. the man is living his Life how he wants. he comes across as a good laugh.
Jimmy five bellies would look out of place with them
Dave Courtney, Al Murray the pub landlord without the intelligent banter😂
Carlton,how could you suffer that. Jason mug....
Old farts in bad clobber
There having a discussion who’s going on stage first because in the second half the audience will have gone home or fell asleep
So fine garments on display as always
Rip Dave
How come dave courtney has never told his story bout him being on death row
Nobody’s on tour
hi liam do u know if there touring again
No I don't think so - a lot of the venues were told to cancel the show by authorities &unfortunately Howard Marx passed away cheers
Hopefully not
Why is there a laugh after every word.
😂 I'm not sure?
What language do they speak Klingon
Brilliant!😂
Is this Wolly's Circus?
Shawaddy waddy have let themselves go! 😂
Make a tv series like the office, but about a London gang
I can imagine the mentality & IQ level of the people going to watch these morons 🤔🙄🤣
uk police on tour
Hello liam. Is this 2017 mate, just curious, if not liam, will there be any 2017/8 videos of Dave and the guys
No not 2017 - a few years back - yes will be uploading more recent stuff - got so much stuff to upload! Cheers Thanks for watching
Jason Marriner makes a barnacle look intelligent
There's always an undertone of violence in these men
No there isn't
@@jasper3127 you can't see that? amazing
Bunch of WIMPS...................
whats a wimp
can't find when next event is . I'm Essex way please inform me
Do you mean Boxing or Gangster Tour - the Gangster Tour was some time ago and was stopped after a lot of venues were told it couldn't take place - the next boxing event is at the Circus tavern on 3rd June cheers
Boxing.. where do I find out
ibaboxing.co.uk/news/
There's a charity fight at Dave's house on June 2nd. You can get tickets from his sight or house. He is taking on a traveller but what they are not telling you is that the traveller is a recovering smackhead, so it should be a good fight.
@@ericanderson1613 Who won the fight?
did the tour make money
oliver cromwell11 it paid for a saveloy and chips and topped up the electric meter for a week
They said the money they made was like food to their ears ,so thanks for the scone .lol
Yeh apparently Dave found a fiver outside the venue
Know what I mean ?
Know what I mean ?
Know what I mean ?
…. Not a fucking Scooby mate
The comments are better than the show
🔔ends on tour more like
Only here for the comments, but seriously, where does Courtney get his money from? I'm not talking fast cars and Spanish villas etc, I'm talking about just day to day living.
LOOOOL marrirner told dave to ask him ""where did the headhunters name come from?"
dave askes him..... marriner - i dont actually know looool
I only watch his videos to read the comments of these plastic gangsters bunch of melts
Is that one working,?
He's back! The hardest man in Britain on tour!
wonder why ?
Come on Liam these are not Gangsters i grew up in South London with all this, All the swearing dont impress its Embarrising, I suppose they can have a Row but thats all. there all living in a Photo Album
You're right, they're cartoons.
Spot on Ronald Read, I grew up in SE London knowing the real thing and none of them are real gangsters. In fact one or two are well known for grassing.
Wow there's some hard people commenting on here! Would love to see you all say it to their faces!
Eric Anderson
😂👍🏼
The real geeza was Howard Marks RIP
@FKEDUPGAMER been dead for a while now mate
@FKEDUPGAMER Howard Marks*
@FKEDUPGAMER you're certainly right there, all these dealers who think they're too dogs don't even know who Marks is. If it wasn't for him there wouldn't be a drug game in the UK
there's alot of jealousy floating around the comments section
A lot of hate. If people don’t like them then don’t watch it.
Jealous of what
Comedy Gold ! Hahhahahaha
Jason marina who is he a hairdressers
3 proper swells there
How big in the underworld was these lot
Embarrassing.
Thank duck for the new lockdown rules !!!! No more than six in a group
How the hell are all these faces allowed to meet and be together? Imagine if there’s a bomb and they’re all blown to pieces? Then what? How will they be replaced?🙁
3 absolute attention seeking helmets
It's beyond a joke
teletubbies on tour
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This is real
who would win a fight out of them 3??!
MATTHEW MURPHY .......my mum.
paulthepill ok
matthew brian none of em can fucking Fight! 3 Fakes!
Society, if it was fight ‘til the death.
Been on the Charlie brown
name it the bullshitters tour
on tour .???.Why.Oldest boy band I've ever seen
Are these the worst ever dressed men to tour?Dude in trenchcoat and white tie...wow 😅😅 and Courtney in white shirt and slacks with black waistcoat...its comedy genius 😅😅