@@n085fs you dispatch the criminals all 3 times? If not that's a good waste of taxes. If someone breaks into your home don't see it as you value your possessions over their life. View it as they value your possessions more than your life. In the south we're encouraged by law enforcement to use self defense especially during a home invasion. Obviously if you're not home nothing you can do besides dogs, and security systems. Here even convicted felons can own a single shot shotgun. Personally I think gun control is stupid in its entirety. Criminals don't obey laws that they don't want to. The laws only prevent people who obey them from legally owning certain types or certain people from owning firearms. As long as you're off parole and probation and you're not guilty of something like the hard R, or attempted. Outside self defense. Idrc what someone who has paid they're debt to society getting all rights back. If they don't what's the point in prison cause they definitely don't reform people. Ours doesn't anyways it's up to the individual. Not that way in every country tho we just decided prison for profit is a good idea. Basically free labor the taxes pay for. Creating institutionalized individuals that are career criminals.
One of my favorite quotes I'll never forget is "To my future assassins, I'm most vulnerable between my first and second wipe." This video reminded me of that XD
My little sister came out of her shower and saw she had a notification that someone opened the back door. She was thankfully near her pistol and barricaded herself in her bedroom. The noises scared away the burglar since he assumed no one was home.
To each their own, but a special shower gun doesn't seem very practical. I can think of 2 basic scenarios for a home invader while you're in the shower: 1. You don't hear them until they come into the bathroom. In this case, I feel like the waterproof pouch you'd have to keep the gun in to prevent it from rusting, combined with being wet and soapy, would slow your draw time enough that you'd be dead anyway OR 2. You hear them before they get to the bathroom, in which case you probably have enough time to jump/reach out of the shower and grab your regular carry weapon off the bathroom counter before they get to you. At least for my house, I'm pretty sure I could get to my gun on the counter barely 2ft away from the shower a lot faster than trying to get one out of a pouch anyway. Maybe I'm wrong, just my opinion.
Depends on the gun too though. Glocks aren't indestructible but guns are just tools you should maximize their use. My glock has yet to show signs of rust or any downgrades doesn't jam no problems feeding etc. When it starts to show signs I'll just replace it or the parts that need replacing. Besides the reason we carry guns isn't to be a solution to every problem it's to restore some of the uneven advantage of someone attacking you randomly back I to your favor. Meaning it's not an absolute end all be all it's just a good insurance. Better to have then to be without
@@GuerrillaGorilla023 yup that’s how I feel. Regardless of who we vote for the country ain’t getting any better. Feels like they are just friends behind cameras but pretend to be on our side. I’m pretty much done with politics. 😹
I can walk by houses and hear the showers and ventilation running, and i think to myself, i hope these people dont get robbed when they are most vulnerable.
No joke one of my biggest fears is someone breaking in while I'm showering or in the bathroom. I hear my dogs make loud noises and in the back of my mind I'm listening for a scream or something outta the ordinary.
Because of children I can't have a different gun in every room, but I do Always have my snubby on my person, either in a pocket holster or a belly band. That scene from pulp fiction goes through my mind every time I set my piece down.
I do... I carry literally 24/7, even in the shower (I clean it, too). When I'm sitting on the porcelain, my .357 is literally next to the toilet paper.
It's funny you posted this, that's actually one of my biggest fears. I dunno maybe I've watched too much of the show gangland but a home invasion on the shitter would be the worst. That's why I keep pistol in a case under the sink & always have
Why do people think just because you’re a civilian you can’t be the victim of a random crime. I live in Detroit and apartments get broken into all the time
Lol I feel the same way. I mean it doesn't hurt to always have a gun. It could save your life. But I feel like this guy never is out of reach for a gun. If you're that paranoid that someone's out to get you and you aren't living a dangerous life then I would imagine he would be completely terrified every time he gets in a vehicle with how many people die in car accidents.
@@TheodoreHoesevelt It's not about if someone is actively out to get you. He simply understands crime is very real and can happen at any moment in your day. You call him paranoid, smart people call him prepared. I always have a gun within reach and live my life normal as you bud.
@@Malibu252 no I carry a gun lol just dont feel the need to have my holster around my ankles while im taking a deuce. I live in the country though and don't have any close neighbors. I'm just saying the only time I kept a gun on me every second of every day was because I knew someone was actively wanting to shoot me.
@@TheodoreHoesevelt😂Your the problem a gun isn't for fist fighting idiot it's for defending your life and loved ones lives if y'all care so much Abt life why do you choose to be a victim 🤦
Eat, shit, sleep, and sit arnd with 2.. My city is #6 on FBIs most dangerous city to live in Cali for a reason. "If you stay ready, you don't need to get ready"... great upload my guy!!! 🔥💪
Listen brother, anybody who’s watched game of thrones will agree that we all saw what happens when you don’t bring one to the crapper, a 3ft tall rich dwarf with a crossbow shows up at the worst times😂
Criminals don't work around your bathroom schedule. At most, they'll schedule their visit for when you're going to be home, maybe alone, if their mission's personal. Possibly when you're sleeping. It HAS been done.
43 on my leg first thing in the morning, until i go to bed. 17 on my side just the same. Wife as well-same pistols as I carry...and my mom packs her 38 Ruger LCR, and my son carries his Stoeger 9 just the same
Years ago , Jan Michael Vincent was in a movie where the local street gang waited until he got in the shower before they broke in his apartment . And as they opened the shower curtain , there he stood naked and vulnerable . I personally knew someone who was beat up and robbed in a Truck Stop men's room while taking a crap. He says now whenever he sits on a public toilet , his weapon is in his hand .
A bathroom gun is actually a good idea, don’t expose your edc to all the humidity, maybe keep the bathroom in a gun in a bag with cool a gell and change the ammo more frequently so you can count on it to.
Meleanie Hain made international headlines when she brought her Glock to her child’s soccer game, fearing that her estranged husband/ex husband would murder her…and he did while she was *unarmed* in the shower. I’ve used a gun on 4 separate occasions to stop violent crimes. (3 armed robberies and a rape in progress) And not once for either incident did I feel/think “Boy! Today feels like the day that I’m going to need my gun!” I’ve not needed to change a flat tire in over 20 years, but each of my vehicles has a jack, lug wrench and properly inflated spare tire.
Hell yeah bro. Maybe I'm biased, but the arguments for 24/7 carry destroy any against. I dont think it's paranoid in the slightest. You know, have and not need and all that...
It’s only paranoid of you’re actually paranoid. To be fair, we had a set of incidents in NY where people were getting blasted through doors for ringing the wrong doorbell or turning into the wrong driveway.
Just make sure you clean your gun with oil after every shower. The humidity produced by the shower will rust the heck outta your pistol. Its the equivalent of leaving it out in the rain.
I carry a pistol at all times when at home. That includes the pooper. I don't have a gun in the shower stall with me because that sounds like a great way to ruin a gun. However you'd have to break three doors down to get to me, so I'll probably have enough warning to grab the gun on the shelf just outside the shower. I DO keep a griv-ex* knife in the shower stall so I'm not completely helpless if someone truly gets the jump on me. *glass-reinforced nylon material. Expendable blade, but good for saving your butt once.
If anything I'd rather have it in the shower than my bedroom. Atleast in my bedroom i can hear someone come in. In the shower you can't hear if someone is breaking down your front door
It doesn’t matter which part of my house I’m in, I always have a gun on me plus more guns close by that are not visible and people think I’m paranoid. 🤷♂️ The only time that you’ll wish you were better prepared for a self defense situation is when you need it.
Everyone serious about home/family defense. Definitely be armed, but don't forget that it's your CASTLE. Reinforce doors and windows, security system, use curtains/walls/shrubbery to reduce sight lines into the home, and good bois hear EVERYTHING. I would even go as far as adding materials to certain walls that could be in the line of fire like your kid's bedroom.
The 12 gauge shitter gonna be wild.
That pic of Sailor Moon with a plunger is wild 🪠
If you're clogging the toilet when someone breaks in, you got to put the turd in the nozzle
The Toilet Thumper
Sh*t may really hit the fan here (air vent that is)!
Lmao 😂
Pop Smoke got killed showering
Ikr you beat me to the comment
Sounds familiar. Who's that again?
@@IWorldLeader a rapper
rip woo..😓
Dammm
“He who sleeps with a machete under his pillow is a fool every night except for one.”
But, what if the house gets broken into multiple times?
Or is this a "fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me" situation?
@n085fs after the first criminal comes through I don't think anyone comes back
@@villain6634 You've never lived in Buffalo.
6 years, 3 break-ins.
@@n085fs you dispatch the criminals all 3 times? If not that's a good waste of taxes. If someone breaks into your home don't see it as you value your possessions over their life. View it as they value your possessions more than your life. In the south we're encouraged by law enforcement to use self defense especially during a home invasion. Obviously if you're not home nothing you can do besides dogs, and security systems. Here even convicted felons can own a single shot shotgun. Personally I think gun control is stupid in its entirety. Criminals don't obey laws that they don't want to. The laws only prevent people who obey them from legally owning certain types or certain people from owning firearms. As long as you're off parole and probation and you're not guilty of something like the hard R, or attempted. Outside self defense. Idrc what someone who has paid they're debt to society getting all rights back. If they don't what's the point in prison cause they definitely don't reform people. Ours doesn't anyways it's up to the individual. Not that way in every country tho we just decided prison for profit is a good idea. Basically free labor the taxes pay for. Creating institutionalized individuals that are career criminals.
@@Tylermaddox1911 I have a feeling you mean "rape", but "the hard r" means saying "nigger" instead of "nigga".
Education reduces crime.
Tbf a dirty wet plunger would cause maximum emotional damage as opposed to maximum physical damage.
I agree 😊
And poison damage
@@logancochran9904 A dirty wet plunger and a steak knife, the ultimate cross between a poison build and a bleed build.
@@logancochran9904 lol 😂 damage over time plus -5 to confidence
@@logancochran9904hepatitis c,b,d,l,o,n,m,p
One of my favorite quotes I'll never forget is "To my future assassins, I'm most vulnerable between my first and second wipe." This video reminded me of that XD
Who on earth said that?! XD
😂😂
this is why I use a bidet, it minimizes wipes.
Thanks for sharing this 😂😂😂😂😂
- Tywin Lannister
The law-abiding citizen does not have the luxury of choosing when a criminal breaks into his/her home.
I call it my pee pee pew pew
isnt that just your p3nis lol
😂😂😂
410 shockwave plunger attachment. Fuckin tactical plunger. Spreads shit thick.
410 ain’t gonna do anything
@@cognizantbow2275but the shit will 😂
Or if someone breaks into your home and you run into the shower and hide, and you have a firearm in there to defend yourself
If u want have ur self tier iron as well lol
That way, you can stealth urinate.
Never gonna catch me with my pants down, not even when I have my pants down!
I keep a spear gun in the shower. Mostly for the police report
Thanks 👍
The 12 gauge wet plunger shall not be infringed! 😂
I personally knows someone in montana who had a mountan lion found in their bathroom. People never expect the unexpected.
My little sister came out of her shower and saw she had a notification that someone opened the back door. She was thankfully near her pistol and barricaded herself in her bedroom. The noises scared away the burglar since he assumed no one was home.
Thats why I have dogs. 1st line of defense and 1st alert system
This is why they have the ATF.
Well said
Dogs can't fight home invaders with guns 🫣
Plan for the worst, hope for the best 🙏love your vid’s
Anyone who has seen the movie Psycho knows that a gun in the shower is perfectly reasonable. 😂
Always! Better strapped than trapped somewhere
I'm taking a shower....... STRAPPED
I dont know man, you haven't seen my plunger 😂😂
This is some James Bond shit 💀
Not rlly
To each their own, but a special shower gun doesn't seem very practical. I can think of 2 basic scenarios for a home invader while you're in the shower:
1. You don't hear them until they come into the bathroom. In this case, I feel like the waterproof pouch you'd have to keep the gun in to prevent it from rusting, combined with being wet and soapy, would slow your draw time enough that you'd be dead anyway
OR
2. You hear them before they get to the bathroom, in which case you probably have enough time to jump/reach out of the shower and grab your regular carry weapon off the bathroom counter before they get to you.
At least for my house, I'm pretty sure I could get to my gun on the counter barely 2ft away from the shower a lot faster than trying to get one out of a pouch anyway. Maybe I'm wrong, just my opinion.
Depends on the gun too though. Glocks aren't indestructible but guns are just tools you should maximize their use. My glock has yet to show signs of rust or any downgrades doesn't jam no problems feeding etc. When it starts to show signs I'll just replace it or the parts that need replacing.
Besides the reason we carry guns isn't to be a solution to every problem it's to restore some of the uneven advantage of someone attacking you randomly back I to your favor. Meaning it's not an absolute end all be all it's just a good insurance. Better to have then to be without
I shower with my gun sitting on the counter. I just keep it oiled up good
This man has a gun compartment in every room of his house
My shower gun stays loaded and the safety off. Im not taking any chances. I just tell my kids not to touch it.
The 15% that vote democrats tell you no,like it matters what they say...
I'm a Democrat, I carry everywhere I can. Bathroom, stores, in my garden.
Got a 45 in my nightstand as well.
@@dylanpeloyou’re a cool democrat then 😮.
@@akunamatatalopez3963that’s what happens when you generalize: )
Also a gun toting Dem but to be fair both parties make me sick at this point 🤢
@@GuerrillaGorilla023 yup that’s how I feel. Regardless of who we vote for the country ain’t getting any better. Feels like they are just friends behind cameras but pretend to be on our side. I’m pretty much done with politics. 😹
I can walk by houses and hear the showers and ventilation running, and i think to myself, i hope these people dont get robbed when they are most vulnerable.
No joke one of my biggest fears is someone breaking in while I'm showering or in the bathroom. I hear my dogs make loud noises and in the back of my mind I'm listening for a scream or something outta the ordinary.
Because of children I can't have a different gun in every room, but I do Always have my snubby on my person, either in a pocket holster or a belly band.
That scene from pulp fiction goes through my mind every time I set my piece down.
I do... I carry literally 24/7, even in the shower (I clean it, too). When I'm sitting on the porcelain, my .357 is literally next to the toilet paper.
I’m not paranoid because I’m prepared.
I learned from Vincent in Pulp Fiction to not poo poo without a pew pew
Paranoid……I call it prepared
“Hi I’m Derek Baum, say goodbye to daily stains and dirty surfaces with *new kitchen gun*!”
If you don’t get it, look it up.
Being paranoid has kept me alive this long!
Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean someone isn't out to get you.
I’ll just defend my self with my 9 incher 😂😂😂
You need a permit for that sword, sir
@@justinkedgetor5949 I got one I keep it on my finger lol
Brother, You understand the way we think
Honestly if I were the guy breaking in the plunger would be highly affective
The Kel-Tec KSG coming in clutch after having Taco Bell
It's funny you posted this, that's actually one of my biggest fears. I dunno maybe I've watched too much of the show gangland but a home invasion on the shitter would be the worst. That's why I keep pistol in a case under the sink & always have
Frank reynolds would be proud
What happens to paranoid people?
Nothing. _Nothing_ happens to paranoid people.
Never be caught lacking when youre at your most vulnerable
Pop smoke got shot while he was taking a shower.
Go full Frank Castle and have random deadly weaponry stashed away at every unsuspecting corner of your house
Shame we have to live this way.
That's also what I said when I put fire extinguishers in every room of my house. Wait, what?
Why do people think just because you’re a civilian you can’t be the victim of a random crime. I live in Detroit and apartments get broken into all the time
Because people are oblivious to what you just said. You made perfectly good sense
@@MemphisMojo15s it’s people who stay at minimum 40 miles away from Detroit who don’t think we need guns
Bathroom blicky is a thing for a reason
Dirty red plunger made me laugh 😂
I mean... True but... Also bruh moment.
Lol I feel the same way. I mean it doesn't hurt to always have a gun. It could save your life. But I feel like this guy never is out of reach for a gun. If you're that paranoid that someone's out to get you and you aren't living a dangerous life then I would imagine he would be completely terrified every time he gets in a vehicle with how many people die in car accidents.
@@TheodoreHoeseveltdude, nice story, are you projecting?
@@TheodoreHoesevelt It's not about if someone is actively out to get you. He simply understands crime is very real and can happen at any moment in your day. You call him paranoid, smart people call him prepared. I always have a gun within reach and live my life normal as you bud.
@@Malibu252 no I carry a gun lol just dont feel the need to have my holster around my ankles while im taking a deuce. I live in the country though and don't have any close neighbors. I'm just saying the only time I kept a gun on me every second of every day was because I knew someone was actively wanting to shoot me.
@@TheodoreHoesevelt😂Your the problem a gun isn't for fist fighting idiot it's for defending your life and loved ones lives if y'all care so much Abt life why do you choose to be a victim 🤦
Hatchet. Flash bang. And birthday suit. Most terrifying thing in the world. (At least when it's me in the birthday suit.)
Shower blicky is essential
The one time my Uncle came in and I didn't know it was him, I was on the toilet. Since then, I carry. Lmao
Pulp fiction best example
Eat, shit, sleep, and sit arnd with 2.. My city is #6 on FBIs most dangerous city to live in Cali for a reason. "If you stay ready, you don't need to get ready"... great upload my guy!!! 🔥💪
Yall fight like its war, shit when its time its time 😂
Shit is mad paranoid 😅
Listen brother, anybody who’s watched game of thrones will agree that we all saw what happens when you don’t bring one to the crapper, a 3ft tall rich dwarf with a crossbow shows up at the worst times😂
Have you ever heard of the Shark Stick? It's a 5 ft spear that fires a 12g from under the tip. I'd love to see that police report. 😂
First thing that comes to mind for me is the shower cookie meme
Shout to they intruder that you aren't afraid to fight naked
I remember hearing a story about a guy who did have a shower gun that he used in a home invasion and successfully defended his family and property.
staying strapped even in the shower
You don't wanna get caught off guard on the shitter 🤣🤣
Criminals don't work around your bathroom schedule. At most, they'll schedule their visit for when you're going to be home, maybe alone, if their mission's personal. Possibly when you're sleeping.
It HAS been done.
If there’s any time you’ll need your piece it’s when you are the most vulnerable, showering/pooping, sleeping, being impaired.
Got my shockwave next to the shitter😊
If only we knew when we're going to be attacked. Lol.
No witnesses. Nobody can see my Willie on my watch
43 on my leg first thing in the morning, until i go to bed. 17 on my side just the same. Wife as well-same pistols as I carry...and my mom packs her 38 Ruger LCR, and my son carries his Stoeger 9 just the same
*Definitely!* To have Protection, and not to be easy eliminated human prey.
Years ago , Jan Michael Vincent was in a movie where the local street gang waited until he got in the shower before they broke in his apartment .
And as they opened the shower curtain , there he stood naked and
vulnerable .
I personally knew someone who was beat up and robbed in a Truck Stop men's room while taking a crap.
He says now whenever he sits on a public toilet , his weapon is in his hand .
"Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you."
3 bad guys break in. They won’t say hold on the home owner is taking a dump let’s give him 10 min to finish
A bathroom gun is actually a good idea, don’t expose your edc to all the humidity, maybe keep the bathroom in a gun in a bag with cool a gell and change the ammo more frequently so you can count on it to.
life hack for the boys: tell her you need a gun in every room so that now not only are you safe, you get to buy a lot of guns
Meleanie Hain made international headlines when she brought her Glock to her child’s soccer game, fearing that her estranged husband/ex husband would murder her…and he did while she was *unarmed* in the shower.
I’ve used a gun on 4 separate occasions to stop violent crimes. (3 armed robberies and a rape in progress)
And not once for either incident did I feel/think “Boy! Today feels like the day that I’m going to need my gun!”
I’ve not needed to change a flat tire in over 20 years, but each of my vehicles has a jack, lug wrench and properly inflated spare tire.
i just keep it taped to my toilet reservoir, like in the godfather.
It's better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it!
The moisture from the shower getting to the firearm and rusting it: 🍷🗿
Then clean and oil it regularly?....
Ive always got a gun on me. You never know when a home invasion might happen
Because you don't want to be caught with your pants down. Literally and figuratively.
Hell yeah bro. Maybe I'm biased, but the arguments for 24/7 carry destroy any against. I dont think it's paranoid in the slightest. You know, have and not need and all that...
It’s only paranoid of you’re actually paranoid. To be fair, we had a set of incidents in NY where people were getting blasted through doors for ringing the wrong doorbell or turning into the wrong driveway.
Not a shower gun, a shitter gun. Terminology matters.
Yes, I carry a 12 gauge M870 "shitter shotgun" to the pot. It's loaded with: TWO 000 BUCK and THREE RIFLED HOLLOWPOINT 3" 1 oz SLUGS!!
Just make sure you clean your gun with oil after every shower. The humidity produced by the shower will rust the heck outta your pistol. Its the equivalent of leaving it out in the rain.
“You’re on the toilet shitting and somebody tries to rob you …… hold on let me just wipe my …..toilet pistol” …… Kevin heart
It all falling down to the concept called : iCarry. The end. I carry rather i send an email or taking a shower.
This reminds me of that one meme where the guy is eating fried chicken in the shower and he sticks out his head with a H&K G3 in one hand.
I carry a pistol at all times when at home. That includes the pooper. I don't have a gun in the shower stall with me because that sounds like a great way to ruin a gun. However you'd have to break three doors down to get to me, so I'll probably have enough warning to grab the gun on the shelf just outside the shower. I DO keep a griv-ex* knife in the shower stall so I'm not completely helpless if someone truly gets the jump on me.
*glass-reinforced nylon material. Expendable blade, but good for saving your butt once.
My wife's cousin was in the shower when someone broke in and took things. Luckily they didn't want to assault her and left before she got out.
If anything I'd rather have it in the shower than my bedroom. Atleast in my bedroom i can hear someone come in. In the shower you can't hear if someone is breaking down your front door
It doesn’t matter which part of my house I’m in, I always have a gun on me plus more guns close by that are not visible and people think I’m paranoid. 🤷♂️ The only time that you’ll wish you were better prepared for a self defense situation is when you need it.
Only room of the house you're guaranteed to be caught with your pants down JS
Just remember what happend in Pulp Fiction
*I'd rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it* This applies everywhere and in all scenarios.
They make water resistant DACA pouches for a reason.
You are never more vulnerable
I always carry at home even though I have three dogs because the bad guy carries also.
Everyone serious about home/family defense. Definitely be armed, but don't forget that it's your CASTLE. Reinforce doors and windows, security system, use curtains/walls/shrubbery to reduce sight lines into the home, and good bois hear EVERYTHING. I would even go as far as adding materials to certain walls that could be in the line of fire like your kid's bedroom.
Damn that's a good point
A dude in my old neighborhood was dragged out of the shower in a home invasion robbery back in 2015.