If You Find a Cookie Under Your Doormat, Call the Police!

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  • Опубликовано: 21 авг 2018
  • How to avoid becoming the victim of an offender? It takes an experienced burglar between 90 seconds and 12 minutes to take everything they need and leave a house. Often break-ins happen when at least one member of the family is at home. In this video, you'll learn what to do if you spot a cookie under your doormat, what white pebbles on your driveway mean and what measures you can take to defend your home.
    #burglarproof #protecthouse
    Timestamps:
    The ploy with a cookie 1:50
    What white pebbles left near the house means 3:29
    Why you should pay attention to any flyers stuck in a bunch in your entrance door 3:51
    One more thing that helps criminals check if a house is empty 4:22
    How criminals pass along information to their accomplices 5:06
    When you are planning to go away on vacation, be cautious of social media 6:13
    Leave the TV and radio on when you're going away 7:45
    Make sure somebody comes to pick up the mail 8:23
    Music:
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    Summary:
    - One of the tricks thieves use to gather information about your routine is so simple that you may not even give it a second thought. But the next time you hear a quiet crackle under the sole of your shoe, stop and check what it was. The chances are high that you'll find yourself face to face with a crushed cookie.
    - Pay attention to any flyers stuck in a bunch in your entrance door. There are 2 reasons why burglars may leave this stuff in your door: they mark your daily routine, and they also mark houses that are empty at the moment. One more thing that helps criminals check if a house or apartment is empty at that moment is something as innocuous as a simple match, a hair, or a piece of thread. Burglars fix these to the door in a way that makes it easy to determine if somebody has entered the house.
    - Broadcasting your vacation plans may not be the wisest move. Be cautious of social media. You won't believe how many criminals today use it to gather information about their potential victims.
    - Get to know your neighbors. If you create a community, it will be much harder for thieves to conduct their criminal activity.
    - There are several things that can discourage burglars from breaking into your home. Use the TV and radio. Leave them on when you're going away. The sound of voices will most likely scare criminals away. Another thing that may help you is to keep some lights on in the house.
    - One of the most obvious telltale signs that the owners of a house have gone away is a pile of newspapers and mail mounting up at the front door. Ask somebody to stop by regularly and pick up any accumulated correspondence. Before going away, hire somebody to mow your yard regularly and keep the lawn tidy.
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Комментарии • 17 тыс.

  • @BRIGHTSIDEOFFICIAL
    @BRIGHTSIDEOFFICIAL  5 лет назад +3136

    Guys, have you ever had to call the police? How safe is the place where you live?

  • @MoreLocations
    @MoreLocations 5 лет назад +2647

    No doormat, no cookie. Problem solved 👍

  • @Astromaniac8802
    @Astromaniac8802 5 лет назад +255

    Imagine a 911 operator hearing someone panicked saying “Help! There’s a cookie under my doormat!”

    • @w0jak373
      @w0jak373 5 лет назад +8

      Meme Man the police man would arrest him cause he thought the person had drugs..but good thinking

    • @thegreatgoldensnitch9276
      @thegreatgoldensnitch9276 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @LumineArk11611
      @LumineArk11611 5 лет назад

      Haha WHAT A MEME

    • @LumineArk11611
      @LumineArk11611 5 лет назад

      Nah joke ing he is not hahaha

    • @maddieolson3284
      @maddieolson3284 5 лет назад +3

      Me-"Omg call 911!" Friend-"why?" Me-"There is a cookie under my doormat!"

  • @Jordyn440
    @Jordyn440 4 года назад +143

    Me: hello 911 there’s a cookie under my door matt
    Police: OK how is that a problem
    Me: I have no idea

    • @spongebob1849
      @spongebob1849 4 года назад +1

      Jordyn Mondesir 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tkuniverse2551
      @tkuniverse2551 3 года назад

      😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @grzyb11
      @grzyb11 3 года назад +2

      *3 police officers give you a 3,000$ fine*

    • @mariabanks6079
      @mariabanks6079 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Tuxedojuinor77
      @Tuxedojuinor77 2 года назад

      No that’s not problem solved they can just place the cookie on the entrance without a door mat

  • @yaulayaridh7256
    @yaulayaridh7256 4 года назад +184

    My sister: *hides cookie under doormat as a joke
    Me: *calls police after watching this video*

  • @PolarBearDE
    @PolarBearDE 5 лет назад +7100

    if you see this comment RUN AND CALL THE POLICE!

  • @denissgutu963
    @denissgutu963 5 лет назад +2402

    If you find a Policeman unde your doormat call The cookie.

    • @scarlettsuniverse4832
      @scarlettsuniverse4832 5 лет назад +170

      Off you find a police under your cookie call the door mata

    • @stephaniecarrillo2139
      @stephaniecarrillo2139 5 лет назад +123

      @@scarlettsuniverse4832 if you find a doormat under a police call the cookie

    • @cocococococonuts
      @cocococococonuts 5 лет назад +135

      If your cookie finds you under the policeman call the doormat

    • @wilmaulfenborg8487
      @wilmaulfenborg8487 5 лет назад +16

      stephanie Alexander xDDD

    • @malvo1of196
      @malvo1of196 5 лет назад +24

      Yekemon better not be cheating on that poor cookie. It put you through college

  • @Itz_Mothii
    @Itz_Mothii 3 года назад +87

    Nobody:
    Brightside: "If you find glasses in your toilet run away Immediately."
    Me: "HOW DO TOU EVEN COME UP WITH THIS-"

    • @MusicxCroissants
      @MusicxCroissants 2 года назад +1

      Umm why would there be?

    • @1m_T1red.
      @1m_T1red. 2 года назад +1

      Yeah

    • @sgta2088
      @sgta2088 2 года назад +1

      My mom: *hides my sisters glasses in the toilet because she left it in my moms room*
      My sis: *runs away hurriedly*

  • @joceli.flores
    @joceli.flores 4 года назад +71

    Me: *find a cookie under doormat*
    Also me: *eats it*...

    • @Haha-zo9wx
      @Haha-zo9wx 3 года назад +5

      Me: finds cookies under my doormat
      Mom: what aubrey did you have cookie under my doormat
      Me: no it wasnt me
      Mom: i need to call police

    • @sanjaynimgale7201
      @sanjaynimgale7201 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @funkshow
      @funkshow 2 года назад

      Yes

    • @Ladri__
      @Ladri__ 2 года назад

      😄

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters 2 года назад

      What a great way to get infected by whatever is under that doormat

  • @rmg6884
    @rmg6884 5 лет назад +121

    Oops, I dropped my cookie under my doorma-
    “CALL THE POLICE NOW!”

  • @zoseph123L
    @zoseph123L 5 лет назад +215

    I saw a police under my doormat I CALLED THE COOKIE SO QUICK !!

  • @alaaabdullah5974
    @alaaabdullah5974 4 года назад +40

    Me: finds a cookie under my doormat
    Me again: *Eats it*
    Bright side: bois we've got another one.

    • @sgta2088
      @sgta2088 2 года назад +1

      @zahra fatima fIvE sECoND RuLE

  • @kae1825
    @kae1825 4 года назад +30

    Me:found a cookie calls the police
    Me: I found a cookie under my doormat
    Police: sure we will be there in 3 mins
    Son: Mom where is my cookie I think I dropped it
    Me: Oh no

    • @plebbygirl1481
      @plebbygirl1481 3 года назад +2

      Uh did the doormat fly over the cookie or something?

    • @ays2ndchannel969
      @ays2ndchannel969 3 года назад +1

      WHY ISN'T ANYONE TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY??

    • @jazz_prodzz5761
      @jazz_prodzz5761 2 года назад +1

      What kind of black magic does your mom have to drop her cookie *under a doormat?*

    • @lochstv
      @lochstv 2 года назад

      Yeah

    • @purple._flowers
      @purple._flowers 2 года назад

      @@ays2ndchannel969 it’s called *joke*

  • @vanessaoconnor8513
    @vanessaoconnor8513 5 лет назад +603

    911: What’s your emergency?
    Person: I have a cook under my carpet.
    911: Hangs up

    • @sophieosborne2436
      @sophieosborne2436 4 года назад +24

      Lol i love this idea but police arent allowed to hang up😂 .

    • @unknowed8255
      @unknowed8255 4 года назад +4

      Lol that what I was thinking

    • @luminosity2
      @luminosity2 4 года назад +1

      Unoriginal

    • @sophieosborne2436
      @sophieosborne2436 4 года назад +3

      @@luminosity2 u are right . This is funny tho even if it is unoriginal like I said police aren't allowed to hang up. But u are right tho

    • @awesomenessloveslpsandgatc4522
      @awesomenessloveslpsandgatc4522 4 года назад +4

      Cookie

  • @alancorp3565
    @alancorp3565 4 года назад +108

    Santa Claus has been breaking in for years without getting caught, plus he takes the cookies instead of leaving them there; what a thoughtful lad.

    • @spongebob1849
      @spongebob1849 4 года назад

      Alan Corp 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @user-ju2ke5ml5e
      @user-ju2ke5ml5e 3 года назад +1

      Santa: giving people what they ask for on lists and puts it under the tree or something

    • @alexandermcbratney5120
      @alexandermcbratney5120 3 года назад

      Exactly

    • @skystrike8955
      @skystrike8955 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @r4zb3rry4
      @r4zb3rry4 3 года назад +1

      I thought you’re profile pic was a hair on my scream I was trying to get it of for like so long🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @yuto2497
    @yuto2497 4 года назад +8

    If you've seen BRIGHT SIDE on your recommended call the police.

  • @hail1645
    @hail1645 4 года назад +31

    If your nails are meaty, get to the ER immediately.

  • @whattheheckmon2167
    @whattheheckmon2167 5 лет назад +120

    I swear this channel can put *IF YOU GET A FRIEND, CALL THE POLICE!*

    • @susanthatsme9776
      @susanthatsme9776 5 лет назад +5

      and we'd believe it LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

    • @owenhilmer1919
      @owenhilmer1919 5 лет назад +8

      If u were born, CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY

    • @thatperson5237
      @thatperson5237 5 лет назад

      Syrius Gamer omg I WAS BORN😱😂

    • @juliusquinn4940
      @juliusquinn4940 5 лет назад

      @@owenhilmer1919 OHH NO I WAS BORN 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨 AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

    • @juliusquinn4940
      @juliusquinn4940 5 лет назад

      @Gd Ghostly OHH NO IF POOPED BETTER CALL THE POLICE BEFOR I POOP AGAIN

  • @amysandal6167
    @amysandal6167 5 лет назад +126

    if u find no food in your kitchen, run and call the police

  • @user-we8ns9nw8y
    @user-we8ns9nw8y 4 года назад +32

    “911 what’s your emery”.
    “UM YES THERE IS A COOKIE UNDER MY DOOR MATT”
    *hangs up*

    • @grzyb11
      @grzyb11 3 года назад +1

      how did you mess emergency up that bad

  • @HP-pc7ec
    @HP-pc7ec 2 года назад +2

    Thanks for the tips mate, appreciate it!

  • @bigclappers3145
    @bigclappers3145 5 лет назад +66

    If you find food in a store, call the police
    You may be a victim of food poisoning

    • @jennapflug8330
      @jennapflug8330 5 лет назад

      LilCheeto 2 No food in all ones

    • @jonasp.30
      @jonasp.30 5 лет назад +1

      LilCheeto 2 if you eat call the police! You may be the victim of choking

  • @Spookypichacat
    @Spookypichacat 5 лет назад +306

    If you find the police under your cookie, call a doormat immediately

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 4 года назад +16

    -My neighbor: "We're going on vacation, call us if anything seems strange.
    -Me: **Calls them 2 days later**: "Something's wrong, I haven't seen anybody at your house for a few days"
    -My neighbor: "This was a bad idea"

  • @chrislongoria4707
    @chrislongoria4707 4 года назад +8

    Me: Comes home from work
    Me: Hears a crumble
    Me: picks up doormat
    Me: Sees a cookie
    Me: Eats the cookie

  • @keithiskeith3924
    @keithiskeith3924 5 лет назад +229

    *criminal watches video* "ok now I just need a different strategy"

  • @willpeterson3172
    @willpeterson3172 5 лет назад +326

    Calls 911
    911: 911 what’s your emergency
    Me: there’s a cookie under my doormat!
    911: *hangs up*

  • @Izzy-cz1hj
    @Izzy-cz1hj 4 года назад +9

    2018: If you see a cookie under your doormat call the police
    2080: If you see a car on the road call the police

  • @anoushkaramdeal3197
    @anoushkaramdeal3197 2 года назад

    It's very helpful, thanks for the info

  • @CrystalGoomy
    @CrystalGoomy 5 лет назад +382

    Police: 911 what's your emergency?
    Me: there's a cookie under my doormat!
    Police: .....

    • @ancestor1508
      @ancestor1508 5 лет назад +2

      No no thats wrong eat it only police will just ignore you

    • @masonm1124
      @masonm1124 5 лет назад +24

      Crystal Goomy Just say your house is being spied on and there is a suspicious cookie under the doormat, they will arrest the cookie immediately.

    • @CrystalGoomy
      @CrystalGoomy 5 лет назад +1

      @@masonm1124 lol

    • @CrystalGoomy
      @CrystalGoomy 5 лет назад +1

      @@ancestor1508 okie sounds good lol

    • @axly5850
      @axly5850 5 лет назад +1

      Popo: OOF

  • @Taikamuna
    @Taikamuna 5 лет назад +1233

    *"Help, there's a cookie under my doormat!"*

    • @dbrezzo7946
      @dbrezzo7946 5 лет назад +32

      Taikamuna 911: hangs up

    • @erenjaeger6700
      @erenjaeger6700 5 лет назад +4

      Taikamuna is that real

    • @arsh6008
      @arsh6008 5 лет назад +3

      Relly.?!?!?🤭🤭🤭

    • @nochannel2930
      @nochannel2930 5 лет назад +1

      Taikamuna Imagine that..

    • @walshar2705
      @walshar2705 5 лет назад +3

      🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔
      Polize is coming

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 2 года назад

    I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!

  • @WaifuKaiju6910
    @WaifuKaiju6910 3 года назад +6

    Burglar watching this video: Jokes on you, now we using biscuits

  • @mmaking1716
    @mmaking1716 5 лет назад +234

    If you see cookies under your doormat please don't call the police just call the Cookie Monster

    • @novarolel1490
      @novarolel1490 5 лет назад +1

      No call the ninja

    • @email1772
      @email1772 5 лет назад

      No, call me!!!!!! XD

    • @nadinalgharib5153
      @nadinalgharib5153 5 лет назад +1

      Hahahahahaha

    • @marii_..
      @marii_.. 5 лет назад +4

      Lol cookie monster will eat it anyways 😂

    • @marii_..
      @marii_.. 5 лет назад +4

      Thanks for likeing my comment btw person

  • @kupasrana1450
    @kupasrana1450 4 года назад +817

    Me: coughs
    Mom: you’re fine
    Doctor: you’re fine
    Dad: you’re fine
    Google: you have a brain tumour
    Brightside: you have kidney cancer

    • @esra6873
      @esra6873 4 года назад +14

      Omg yes

    • @akitosbf_
      @akitosbf_ 4 года назад +11

      Owo_itz_weronika ;-;
      *Me: YOU HAVE ASTHMA*

    • @alexaplekza
      @alexaplekza 4 года назад +10

      .... The question is.. who’s right?

    • @vintaeque1134
      @vintaeque1134 4 года назад +1

      Ew

    • @kupasrana1450
      @kupasrana1450 4 года назад +2

      alexi sofia tanjer what ew

  • @victoriahowe8443
    @victoriahowe8443 3 года назад

    Thank you for making this video I will focus on that

  • @loigithramos5379
    @loigithramos5379 3 года назад

    Thanks😻 for this video

  • @jordansnow2068
    @jordansnow2068 5 лет назад +225

    Police: what's your emergency
    Owner: there be a cookie under my mat
    Police: swat will be there shortly

  • @thegamingcact0s384
    @thegamingcact0s384 5 лет назад +398

    If you are watching without socks
    CALL THE POLICE NOW
    Edit: Thanks for 400 likes! Thats THE most likes i ever got 😁

  • @orangezz3952
    @orangezz3952 3 года назад +2

    You know this can be a guide for criminals

  • @jazzd1726
    @jazzd1726 4 года назад

    Thank you bright side you guys are AWESOME 😎

  • @calebmckean4829
    @calebmckean4829 5 лет назад +160

    911: 911 whats your emergency
    victim:(crying ) theres a cookie under my doormat!
    911: this line is for emergencies onl-
    victim: its raisin and oatmeal
    911:well get there as soon as we can sir

  • @meatbeater3000
    @meatbeater3000 5 лет назад +103

    If you find a cookie under your doormat, your kids are being naughty. 😂

    • @kaikoraxx2145
      @kaikoraxx2145 5 лет назад

      I don’t have kids, and chances are, I never will XD

    • @shadowextreme2655
      @shadowextreme2655 5 лет назад +1

      @Tableta1234 Rebe so? Nobody needs to know your a kid and your age

    • @danielleoldchannel6555
      @danielleoldchannel6555 5 лет назад

      @Tableta1234 Rebe Your cousins, siblings or when you get older

  • @sohafarid7870
    @sohafarid7870 3 года назад

    thank you so much you helped my family a lot

  • @Zar1naxe
    @Zar1naxe 3 года назад +3

    Me and my sister when a break in when a kid: *panik*
    Me and my sister when we’re a parent: *give us all your food or you die*

  • @monsterman9262
    @monsterman9262 5 лет назад +161

    The best way to stop the cookie under the door mat is to simply not have a door mat in the first place or have a doormat inside the house.

  • @valonzhubi4321
    @valonzhubi4321 5 лет назад +555

    911: *911 whats your emergency?*
    *I found a cookie under my doormat*
    911: *Okay we are coming to eat the cookie*

  • @sayedahkubra386
    @sayedahkubra386 2 года назад

    Nice tips 👍 loved them 🐱

  • @TheHungryTurtle
    @TheHungryTurtle 4 года назад +8

    plot twist: it was your 5 year old son who didn’t wanna eat those whole-grain cookies his grandma made.

  • @screamingsundae9774
    @screamingsundae9774 5 лет назад +499

    **Walks up to house, sees something peeking under the door mat**
    Me: oh god, don't tell me...
    **Lifts door mat to reveal a cookie**
    *Heavy breathing*

    • @dg2f994
      @dg2f994 5 лет назад +13

      DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN

    • @SirCumsAlot776
      @SirCumsAlot776 5 лет назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Dinoenuggets
      @Dinoenuggets 5 лет назад +1

      XDDDDDD

    • @Dannie469
      @Dannie469 5 лет назад +4

      AFTER THE HEAVY I EAT THE COOKIE

    • @raspberryJ4m
      @raspberryJ4m 5 лет назад

      ScreamingSundae 😂😂

  • @dogeeecuteee9532
    @dogeeecuteee9532 5 лет назад +455

    911: Hello, 911 Whats your emergency?
    Person: There is a cookie under my doormat.
    911: That isnt an emergency.
    Person: According to bright side it is.

  • @Luxer7075
    @Luxer7075 2 года назад

    Your vids are super useful

  • @Fairyvta
    @Fairyvta 4 года назад

    This video is really useful☺

  • @lauralinda7176
    @lauralinda7176 5 лет назад +192

    *if you find a refrigerator in your kitchen, RUN and call the SWAT TEAM!*

  • @pandacorn2720
    @pandacorn2720 5 лет назад +235

    This is pretty much teaching criminals how to break into a house

  • @swe3tali17
    @swe3tali17 4 года назад

    Thank you so much I will be going on a trip soon in a different country like!

  • @lourdesgalicia1296
    @lourdesgalicia1296 3 года назад

    I like your videos they are so fun to learn and guess you are the best

  • @likeaboss8651
    @likeaboss8651 5 лет назад +570

    Police: 911 Whats Your Emergency?
    Me: THERES A COOKIE UNDER MY DOORMAT
    Police: Can i Have It?

  • @theklutchgamer9291
    @theklutchgamer9291 5 лет назад +61

    If you find Ice Cream under your doormat, its probably melted and you got a sticky floor

  • @adelia-janebutterfly5500
    @adelia-janebutterfly5500 4 года назад

    Your things because they keep me safe and I tried one before it was very helpful thank you

  • @Ducky12300
    @Ducky12300 3 года назад

    I have found a cokiee under my doormat and call the police thanks to u! I subscribed!

  • @n2doll444
    @n2doll444 5 лет назад +63

    “If you see your neighbour checking the mailbox, run and call the police immediately!”

    • @Username-cx3ey
      @Username-cx3ey 5 лет назад +2

      If you see someone you hired mowing the lawn CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY.

    • @n2doll444
      @n2doll444 5 лет назад +1

      *calls police*

    • @exittheflorpus7354
      @exittheflorpus7354 5 лет назад +2

      if your neighbor inhales get the military

    • @idktbh9842
      @idktbh9842 5 лет назад

      Emma ROBLOX why

    • @juliettesa
      @juliettesa 5 лет назад

      My neighbor’s my sister... she always checks my mail... and now the police hanged up every time I call

  • @deezz6593
    @deezz6593 5 лет назад +442

    Operator : 911 what’s your emergency
    You: I found a cookie under my doormat and the bright side told me to call the police if I saw that

    • @zahabiya339
      @zahabiya339 5 лет назад +11

      Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Kimkim11497
      @Kimkim11497 5 лет назад +21

      Bright Side: OH NO WE'VE BEEN EXPOSED BY THE PO PO'S

    • @yuhits_cashu
      @yuhits_cashu 5 лет назад +6

      We know that

    • @bobbyhempel1513
      @bobbyhempel1513 5 лет назад +8

      They didn't say to call 911 they said to call the police, there is a difference.

    • @deezz6593
      @deezz6593 5 лет назад +7

      And what is the police’s number

  • @tube1983official
    @tube1983official 3 года назад

    Great Video! I have subbed!

  • @brycewarner2459
    @brycewarner2459 3 года назад

    The music at beginning and end is absolutely chilling.

  • @majordankmemes6675
    @majordankmemes6675 5 лет назад +510

    Watches video:
    Puts cookies under everyone’s doormats

  • @reinlicop6619
    @reinlicop6619 4 года назад +1453

    Me: *finds cookie under doormat*
    Me: *calls police*
    Police: what
    Me: theres a cookie under my doormat
    Police: can i have it

    • @thenameislexiee939
      @thenameislexiee939 4 года назад +17

      Rein Licop 😂

    • @kentoriram8586
      @kentoriram8586 4 года назад +27

      @Un cle but they should try something new😂😂😂😂

    • @gungun.-.
      @gungun.-. 4 года назад +6

      😂

    • @Dinkl
      @Dinkl 4 года назад +9

      @Un cle Not all though.

    • @jerrychen2797
      @jerrychen2797 4 года назад +4

      🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

  • @victoriasalter1701
    @victoriasalter1701 Год назад

    Cookies seem like such happy and cute and nice things! The word “cookie” sounds happy! 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪

  • @mimis_jail
    @mimis_jail 3 года назад +5

    “Conclusion: They are away”
    I don’t go outside, therefore I don’t open my door.

  • @bengaleanayt1507
    @bengaleanayt1507 5 лет назад +72

    If you see a banana in your mailbox, call the fire department!

    • @glitch8030
      @glitch8030 5 лет назад +1

      wait but i found a sprite under my doormat as well! AND A BANANA IN MY MAILBOX JASON BOURNE AHHHHH mm but the sprite and banana tastes good!
      *Later* Jesus *has explosive diarrhea*

    • @wolfzii4162
      @wolfzii4162 5 лет назад

      What if you see a white pepples under your doormat , or a cookie sticking out of the door? Or a string in the driveway? FuC- caLl thE amBulAnCe-

  • @myasanimationroom8503
    @myasanimationroom8503 5 лет назад +309

    I can just imagine someone calling the police.
    Operator: 911 What's your emergency?
    Man: Yes, I need the cops ASAP!
    Operator: Okay, what's the problem?
    Man: THERE IS A COOKIE UNDER MY DOORMAT!
    Operator: There is A cookie under your doormat? Why are you telling me this?
    Man: BECAUSE THE MAN ON RUclips TOLD ME SO!
    Operator: Sir this number is for emergencies only, have a nice day sir.
    Man: NO WAIT! THERE IS A COO-
    *Operator hangs up*

  • @naw.dawg_fam
    @naw.dawg_fam 3 года назад +4

    2018: If you see a cookie under your doormat, Call the police!
    9018: If you see a TV, Call the Military!

  • @lefishef1
    @lefishef1 3 года назад

    Loved the home alone scenes

  • @oofoof4386
    @oofoof4386 5 лет назад +397

    IF YOU ARE BREATHING, Call THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY

  • @doffy9626
    @doffy9626 5 лет назад +43

    Imagine calling the cops and being like I found a cookie under my mat

  • @steceycoycarey8501
    @steceycoycarey8501 4 года назад +16

    When a criminal tries to ROB u but ur BROKE'😂🤣

    • @kgplayzroblox148
      @kgplayzroblox148 3 года назад

      There’s a youtuber who did that did a video named that
      The youtuber is called Kyle exum

  • @Zatannazatara15432
    @Zatannazatara15432 3 года назад +1

    I love this videos

  • @PokeIsland
    @PokeIsland 5 лет назад +212

    First there were pennies,
    then there were money,
    Now there's freaking cookies

  • @gxthicbirdz170
    @gxthicbirdz170 5 лет назад +112

    I THOUGHT SANTA WAS JUST BEING NICE TO ME

  • @sideshow6830
    @sideshow6830 3 года назад

    Ok, that actually does make a lot of sense. That's why I like these videos. With each one I start off thinking it's gonna ridiculous BS. But they always end up making sense

    • @lochstv
      @lochstv 2 года назад

      Do you really think that a cookie under a doormat isn’t safe like wth

  • @GStavroulhs
    @GStavroulhs 4 года назад

    YOU ARE THE BEST MAN

  • @malenyr7102
    @malenyr7102 5 лет назад +309

    Next video "If your phone is charged, call the police right away"

  • @skyblueben778
    @skyblueben778 5 лет назад +398

    If water comes out of your shower, *RUN AND CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY!*

    • @kurakuui6078
      @kurakuui6078 5 лет назад +7

      SkyBlueBen nah I’m too lazy to get up and run

    • @enrique5011
      @enrique5011 5 лет назад +8

      alxy sha same why can’t we just stay home and watch tv

    • @sweetlaine00
      @sweetlaine00 5 лет назад +4

      You: * calls the police * HELLO?! Police: yes, how may i he- You:THERES WATER COMING OUT OF THE SHOWER! Police: but thats- ugh * ends call *

    • @sarahzvobye5610
      @sarahzvobye5610 5 лет назад +2

      Why

    • @sweetlaine00
      @sweetlaine00 5 лет назад +1

      @@sarahzvobye5610 hes just kidding

  • @ZeetheBee17
    @ZeetheBee17 3 года назад

    Thank you about letting me know about life

  • @kvuvccuc
    @kvuvccuc 3 года назад

    I liked the video and subscribed

  • @flammon8799
    @flammon8799 5 лет назад +309

    If you find a policeman under the cookie call the doormat!

    • @flammon8799
      @flammon8799 5 лет назад +2

      @Tanmay MISRA yesh! Someone has laughed at my joke :3

    • @lycanrocdaliy1974
      @lycanrocdaliy1974 5 лет назад

      XD

    • @arvid8734
      @arvid8734 5 лет назад +1

      Lol😂😂

    • @flammon8799
      @flammon8799 5 лет назад +2

      @@arvid8734 yesh more ppl laughing :3

    • @mhdebek1
      @mhdebek1 5 лет назад

      @@flammon8799 im not laughing 😄😄

  • @James-ii2ff
    @James-ii2ff 5 лет назад +180

    If you see food in the grocery store, run and immediately call the police.

    • @lgpanessa
      @lgpanessa 5 лет назад +2

      If you see someone you don't recognise go into a house call the police.
      Me: Hello 911 I was just driving somewhere and I saw someone I don't know enter a house.
      911: Do you know who lives there?
      Me: No I'm terrified of meeting people. The house is on Wili-
      911: hangs up

    • @aishaqia5816
      @aishaqia5816 5 лет назад +1

      If someone gives you water then
      call the police immediately.

    • @pastery
      @pastery 5 лет назад

      XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @mariasnape508
      @mariasnape508 5 лет назад

      OK..... Am I the only one that don't get these police jokes??? 🤔

    • @funkymonke7795
      @funkymonke7795 5 лет назад +1

      Maria Snape it is because bright side always says call the police for the dumbest reasons or run and call for help they are honestly the most clickbait channel

  • @ThatGamerDude880
    @ThatGamerDude880 2 года назад

    Thanks😁

  • @Heathenfidel
    @Heathenfidel 4 года назад +2

    I think that the number of burglars who got ideas from this video is a lot greater than the number of people who avoided being burgled thanks to this video.

  • @ticn
    @ticn 5 лет назад +1891

    *If you find soup in your bowl, Call the FBI!!*

    • @jacesushi4017
      @jacesushi4017 5 лет назад +58

      Oh thank god its just stew

    • @Karen-un1bs
      @Karen-un1bs 5 лет назад +8

      Why?? XDDD

    • @userboi5573
      @userboi5573 5 лет назад +90

      *No if you find bowl in your soup you need to call the army*

    • @iirse4696
      @iirse4696 5 лет назад +57

      @@userboi5573
      I found my brother in my bed
      Who do i call ?

    • @miyu7394
      @miyu7394 5 лет назад +1

      Why?????

  • @Mac-nw3uc
    @Mac-nw3uc 5 лет назад +1950

    If you find a piece of salami on your roof, call the FBI!

  • @marsi8268
    @marsi8268 3 года назад +1

    "iF yOu fOunD a CoOkIe aT yOu'rE doOrmaT cALL tHe pOliCe"
    Son: Puts cookie on doormat to hide it from mom
    Mom:* calls FBI*

  • @theaxolotlfamily3851
    @theaxolotlfamily3851 3 года назад

    Thx this helps alot even do i have been in my house 24/7

  • @nobody-hi4qv
    @nobody-hi4qv 5 лет назад +258

    If you see a turkey sandwich in your garage,
    *CALL THE AIR FORCE!!!*

  • @zacharyleonard1
    @zacharyleonard1 5 лет назад +41

    Imagine your child left a cookie under the mat and your like “ Oh S*IT HONEY CALL THE POLICE”

    • @lilhuddyxlilgabby9018
      @lilhuddyxlilgabby9018 5 лет назад +2

      I don’t have a child

    • @joojoo7387
      @joojoo7387 5 лет назад

      +iiomq_ Moonlight if you had a child or just a random kid or even an animal

  • @finnjohnson21
    @finnjohnson21 3 года назад

    Thx for the tips 😈

  • @timbruewer1595
    @timbruewer1595 3 года назад

    I love bright side videos!

  • @ballsgaming
    @ballsgaming 5 лет назад +202

    If i find a cookie under my doormat, I'm gonna wonder how tf that doormat got there

  • @linkyx
    @linkyx 5 лет назад +307

    Wait A Minute..
    *How Does Bright Side Know What Criminals Do?*
    FBI OPEN UP

    • @DEM_27
      @DEM_27 5 лет назад +6

      That's what I was thinking

    • @mitsy6747
      @mitsy6747 5 лет назад +18

      Maybe they're a criminal too 😯

    • @elvialeon4270
      @elvialeon4270 5 лет назад +6

      Your right

    • @nylaroberts9274
      @nylaroberts9274 5 лет назад +3

      Criminals HUGE plans... He know them. Because HES ILLUMINATI!

    • @soul6-6-6
      @soul6-6-6 5 лет назад +12

      Fbi:*FBI OPEN UP*
      Bright side:*what no we are not criminals*
      Fbi:*then how do you know what criminals do i saw ur vid*
      Bright side:*oh SHEEEEET*

  • @BingusDev123
    @BingusDev123 2 года назад +2

    Me with no doormat and has a dog (Doberman): BOI YO NOT GETTIN OUTTA HERE ALIVE!