Femme Fatale: So, Mr. Bond, what is it you are doing here? / Schlansky-Bond: I have various tasks and a number of responsibilities to carry out in this general environs on behalf of a certain government.
Or a Bond villain.. would work great because Jordan would want to talk about how detailed his plan is long enough for Conan bond to escape or go insane.
Conan, thank you for getting me through the roughest 6 months of my life. Watching you every night as I fall asleep has been my highlight of each day for the last 6-9 months. Hopefully everything gets better soon.
Brian, there is a clip of Conan in his late-night days where he mimics crying and drinking his own tears, which then give him superhuman strength. I always watch that to get me through tough times because it's the essence of Conan distilled into a few seconds of utter silliness that I find extremely inspiring.
@@RyanKellar-q8l the last 6 were just worse than the initial 3. The initial 3 were already bad so I guess yeah you can say so however me watching conan has zero correlation to my life situation
Sona should be a Bond girl! Matt can tag along as Pod Job. Conan could probably be the guy they test gizmos on to work out the flaws. Jordan, the bar tender who tells Bond that vodka which is shaken violates proper martini preperation
Conan’s James Bond movies announced: 1. A View to A Eughhh 2. Quantum of Mweuhhhh 3. No Time to Mm Ehh Nehh ehh Euhghhh 4. License to Uheuhhheh? Uegghh, Is That Gonna…eughh, Looks Impacted
Matt, I think your idea at 3:30 is superb. It solves the problem of canon caused by 'No Time to Oops'. For a long time I've wanted Bond to go period. I'd love to see a straight 50s adaptation of 'Moonraker'. Red-headed Nazi clones, anyone?
unpopular opinion but ive always preferred Roger Moore over all the others who played Bond. and yes, that includes Sean Connery. maybe its because i grew up watching and loving the TV show The Saint when i was a kid. it seemed very much like a pretty natural and lateral movement for him as an actor. plus, i thought he was hilarious in Cannonball Run
I've been a Conan fan since Late Night, but after all these years, I think I like him now more than ever! His originality and abilty to delight has never waned.
"While most people use the pronounciation of " Bond", the original idea of James Bond happened in south of tuscany between Siena and Grosseto, which on a sidenote is also famous for the Museo Archeologico d'arte della Maremma - which could be translated to Archaeological Art Museum, makes many people aplaud the idea that the original pronounciation of Bond is more like "Bondé" - Things Jordan would say *yes I made that up
Conan needs to read up on his theater history.. The role of the flansman in "Lear" has been played by some of the greats, including Olivier, Gielgud and (I think) Judd Nelson. If Mr. Bottlebottom can use it as a springboard, too, more power to him. As they say: There are no small parts.
To this day, even after the excellent Craig films, Dalton's Bond movies are still my alltime favourite. Licence to Kill especially. Living Daylights is cool too. Excellent stuff.
Some of the classics… Conan O’Brien is James Bond in: AshenEye Conan O’Brien is James Bond in: From Studio with Love Conan O’Brien is James Bond in: You Only Laugh Twice Conan O’Brien is James Bond in: Laugh and Let Bomb Conan O’Brien is James Bond in: Palefinger Conan O’Brien is James Bond in: Audiences Are Forever Conan O’Brien is James Bond in: The Living Late Nights Conan O’Brien is James Bond in: The Sunscreen is Not Enough Conan O’Brien is James Bond in: Octolaughy Conan O’Brien is James Bond in: Paleraker Conan O’Brien is James Bond in: For Your Laughs Only Conan O’Brien is James Bond in: Tomorrow’s Show Never Comes
I love the fact that Matt DIDN'T initiate a conversation about his favourite subject James Bond. Sona did. Then instantly regretted it as they went down a Roger Moore rabbit hole.
As a Brit I can honestly say Conan’s impression was spot on. Quite literally described my average day (snuff + who the next Bond should be = Robert Pattinson). Shame he didn’t mention the bad dental hygiene, then he’s completely nailed us!
For pure fan service, a one-off team up movie set in the previous continuity. James Bond is established as a cover identity that passes to each agent that becomes 007. For some unknown reason, someone is assassinating retired 007's. They already got "Connery" and "Moore." If Lazenby is up for it, a short cameo where he gets killed in the cold open by the unknown assassin. So "Dalton" and "Brosnan" have to team up to watch each other's back as they can only trust each other.
We already had almost the exact type of Bond and Bond villain they are describing throughout the discussion. Austin Powers and Dr. Evil. And both played by a Canadian rather than a Brit.
Jordan while trying to eliminate Bond starts talking about the pistol he is using: ''Well actually this Beretta i'm using is a variation of the 92 model with a couple of customized elements''
Timothy Dalton was the original choice to replace Sean Connery, but he turned it down believing himself to be too young to play the role. When Roger Moore was retiring his bond, they wanted Pierce Brosnan, but he was under contract for the TV series Remington Steel and they wouldn't let him loose to do the movie, so they came back around to Timothy Dalton who, by then, was actually the age he said Bond needed to be. So he then accepted the part
I'm 100% with Gourley on the idea that they could do bond movies set in the past. I always thought it would be cool to have the Lazenby movies that never were. All the other Bonds had at least 3 moves (maybe not Dalton, can't remember) but Lazenby should've stayed on for a couple more.
@@colonialstraits1069 Don't think so, not in the Lazenby situation anyways. They'd cast a similar looking actor to play Lazenby's version and make 2 more movies that picked up where On Her Majesty's Secret Service left off. Other movies set in the past would be more like alternate reality Bonds in the same way Daniel Craig's Bond wasn't a continuation of the other Bond movies, Craig's Bond was a whole new reboot of the franchise. (I never watched Quantum Leap so maybe this is similar) 🤷♂ I know you were just making a joke, but I'm serious about this stuff!
*Lee Pace for Bond !* .... He's fantastic in Foundation ... has the athletic build and very handsome guy... excellent actor ( he was brilliant as DeLorean ).
I’ll be honest, I’d been skipping these the last few weeks. Probably a little exhausted with the frankly oppressive amount of Conan on tap. But this one brought me back. Turd as it is, this one worked on me.
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"Jordan what do you even do as a henchman?!"
"I have various tasks and responsibilities"
Brilliant
Brilliant
Brilliant
He needs to pet a cat while uttering that sentence.
Brilliant.
I love how immediately when Conan makes himself the bond villain he adds Jordan Schansky as his henchman. Just perfect
he knows what the people want
Codename: Various Task!
@@lw1391 Jordan would be the Starscream to Conan's Megatron
"I'm gonna say this: that's not a bad idea" is the most positive thing Conan has ever said to Gourley
The next James Bond should be Jordan Schlansky. It's high time we got a Bond with more of an emotional side.
A deeply emotional side.
Jordan Bond, with the licence to talk you to death
Various Bond
Femme Fatale: So, Mr. Bond, what is it you are doing here? / Schlansky-Bond: I have various tasks and a number of responsibilities to carry out in this general environs on behalf of a certain government.
Or a Bond villain.. would work great because Jordan would want to talk about how detailed his plan is long enough for Conan bond to escape or go insane.
"He's the guy who brings Lear some flán..." - I am LMAO😂
I agree with those saying Conan should be a Bond villain. In fact, he should be a Bond villain who wants to be Bond and tried to take his identity
Or an inconsequential Bond villain that keeps showing up in scenes and trying to kill Bond only to be thwarted by happenstance or incompetence.
@@kylek29 oooh I like that, too
He plays a villain-ish character in "final space" thats hilarious :)
I think you're on to something.
@@kylek29the Team Rocket of James Bond 😂
Conan's Brit Alter Ego: Nigel Bottlebottom, starring as James Bond.
😂
"A Licence To ...aAAeeehhhHH"
I am still cackling
Conan would be a perfect austin powers villain
Austin Powers 4 has slightly moved forward, but Shrek 5 is Mike Myers current main target.
The Spy Who EEUUUGGGHHHHed Me starring Conan O’BriEUGHHHn
Conan as next Bond villain and Sona, Matt, Schlansky, Eduardo and Bley as his henchmen.
6:42 love Sona making demands for James Bond after not knowing 4 of the 6 actors who’ve played him.
I mean it’s the single most overrated cultural phenomenon to ever exist I don’t blame her for not knowing I’m upset that I do know
Conan would make a fantastic Bond villain
Schlansky as henchman
The Comedian
Agreed!
Trying to cause a famine in the world as revenge for the potato famine? Opens with the crops failing in England! Lair is the Guinness brewery? 😂😂
He's already scary looking.
"It's thier guy. It's not our guy, it's their guy"
That sounds like a line straight out of Seinfeld
Sona is the Armenian Seinfeld, didn't you know?
Although the James Bond IP is owned by an American company.
@@Whimsical3D a JLD/Sona vehicle would be fantastic
I'm not entirely sold on Conan as Bond villain. But Jordan Schlansky as number one henchman is pure gold.
Conan, thank you for getting me through the roughest 6 months of my life. Watching you every night as I fall asleep has been my highlight of each day for the last 6-9 months. Hopefully everything gets better soon.
Brian, there is a clip of Conan in his late-night days where he mimics crying and drinking his own tears, which then give him superhuman strength. I always watch that to get me through tough times because it's the essence of Conan distilled into a few seconds of utter silliness that I find extremely inspiring.
So what I'm hearing is your life got worse when you started listening
@@RyanKellar-q8l the last 6 were just worse than the initial 3. The initial 3 were already bad so I guess yeah you can say so however me watching conan has zero correlation to my life situation
@@DavidAlvarado-js3qq I’ll have to check it out
Conan britishingly sneezing is so funny
As a British man I say, "Harumph, sir! Harumph". *cries in tea and crumpets*
I second this notion, m'lud!
Sona should be a Bond girl!
Matt can tag along as Pod Job.
Conan could probably be the guy they test gizmos on to work out the flaws.
Jordan, the bar tender who tells Bond that vodka which is shaken violates proper martini preperation
First Ginger Bond? I'm in!
007: The Man with the Ginger Junk
Gingereye
Back in 2016 and earlier, Damian Lewis hinted at wanting to play James Bond, but has in recent years lost interest.
Fighting his evil twin. Starring Tilda Swinton😁.
can you imagine .. matt as Q and sona as Moneypenny
... only on the payroll to explicitely NOT care about his needs - *PLEASE make that movie* - LOL😂
Conan has the acting chops to be Bond. I saw him in Sharktopus vs. Pterracuda.
Conan’s James Bond movies announced:
1. A View to A Eughhh
2. Quantum of Mweuhhhh
3. No Time to Mm Ehh Nehh ehh Euhghhh
4. License to Uheuhhheh? Uegghh, Is That Gonna…eughh, Looks Impacted
Bond Villian Conan's last words would be: "wait, I was just doing it for the bit!"
Timothy Dalton was awesome as Bond
The Living Daylights is criminally underrated.
Matt, I think your idea at 3:30 is superb. It solves the problem of canon caused by 'No Time to Oops'. For a long time I've wanted Bond to go period. I'd love to see a straight 50s adaptation of 'Moonraker'. Red-headed Nazi clones, anyone?
unpopular opinion but ive always preferred Roger Moore over all the others who played Bond. and yes, that includes Sean Connery. maybe its because i grew up watching and loving the TV show The Saint when i was a kid. it seemed very much like a pretty natural and lateral movement for him as an actor. plus, i thought he was hilarious in Cannonball Run
Definitely didn't think I'd watch Conan moan when I woke up this morning
Conan 07 sounds dope
Conan 07 is nice, but what about Conan 007?
Coco07
Conan will play James Bond in Skies the limit after his finishes the theme song
I've been a Conan fan since Late Night, but after all these years, I think I like him now more than ever! His originality and abilty to delight has never waned.
I'm convinced after him working with Archer.
I need y'all to do this podcast forever and ever please and thank you 😄 immediately raises my spirits every day 💕💕💕
I just watched the 4 episodes of “Conan must go” best show I’ve seen in years, we need more. The world definitely needs Conan
Where is the Chill Chums?! The disorderly is killing me lol
Was up yesterday
Never Say EEEUUUGH Again, lol
SO FUNNY!!!!! You sound like Pat from SNL!!
I love that Conan isn’t saying he would play a villain, rather he’ll play himself, Conan O’Brien as a bond villain 😂😂
The first time I heard this I had to pull over I was laughing so hard. Not even kidding!
"You Only UNNNNHHHH Twice"
As a huge Conan and 007 fan, this segment is excellent
working title: - A WHIMPER TO GO BY -
Jordan's henchman name: Various Task
When you got to the titles I was actually laughing out loud 😂
"While most people use the pronounciation of " Bond", the original idea of James Bond happened in south of tuscany between Siena and Grosseto, which on a sidenote is also famous for the Museo Archeologico d'arte della Maremma - which could be translated to Archaeological Art Museum, makes many people aplaud the idea that the original pronounciation of Bond is more like "Bondé"
- Things Jordan would say
*yes I made that up
The noises! ha ha ha ha
Conan just keeps getting funnier!
I would have loved to see Roger Moore as Bond in the 60s when he was ‘The Saint’. He was young, debonair, charming and smooth as hell!
GingMember with his sidekick VariousTask
Goldginger
No time to uughhhhh XD hilarious
Conan could play Dr Sarcastic
God I love Conan 😂 God Bless!
Conan can totally be an Austin Powers villain.
Conan needs to read up on his theater history.. The role of the flansman in "Lear" has been played by some of the greats, including Olivier, Gielgud and (I think) Judd Nelson.
If Mr. Bottlebottom can use it as a springboard, too, more power to him.
As they say: There are no small parts.
The Man With a Golden Hyhnnhyyyyyn
Conan could play Felix Leiter
I can imagine that or playing Q's assistant.
To this day, even after the excellent Craig films, Dalton's Bond movies are still my alltime favourite. Licence to Kill especially. Living Daylights is cool too. Excellent stuff.
Sona with the Kahunas. ❤
Always happy to see Sona
Roger Moore my favourite Bond. Perfect lookin Bond. Underated
If Conan becomes the new JamesBond, he might be the 007 who Q wants to avoid the most.
Every Gadget introduction scene would just end up in Chaos
A gender-fluid Bond villain who constantly lets out a "eeeuuuuuuggghhhhhhhhhh" between sentences? It's Pat!
Some of the classics…
Conan O’Brien is James Bond in: AshenEye
Conan O’Brien is James Bond in: From Studio with Love
Conan O’Brien is James Bond in: You Only Laugh Twice
Conan O’Brien is James Bond in: Laugh and Let Bomb
Conan O’Brien is James Bond in: Palefinger
Conan O’Brien is James Bond in: Audiences Are Forever
Conan O’Brien is James Bond in: The Living Late Nights
Conan O’Brien is James Bond in: The Sunscreen is Not Enough
Conan O’Brien is James Bond in: Octolaughy
Conan O’Brien is James Bond in: Paleraker
Conan O’Brien is James Bond in: For Your Laughs Only
Conan O’Brien is James Bond in: Tomorrow’s Show Never Comes
Loved the unexpected "whirligig" callback!
Chip. Chip Whitley. And yes, I do play guitar, how did you guess? Is it the big guitar around my neck?
I love conans mocking british accent especially with that voice. He is so good at them
Halle Berry had the hots for Conesey ...she was a 'Bond Girl', therefore: Conan for Bond or Bust
sonas got a great bossom. one of my favourite bossoms
Conan is the funniest I have ever known. And I've been around.
More James Bond talk please and thank you.
I love the fact that Matt DIDN'T initiate a conversation about his favourite subject James Bond. Sona did. Then instantly regretted it as they went down a Roger Moore rabbit hole.
Speaking of villain
Conan Lowkey would make a good joker.
As a Brit I can honestly say Conan’s impression was spot on. Quite literally described my average day (snuff + who the next Bond should be = Robert Pattinson). Shame he didn’t mention the bad dental hygiene, then he’s completely nailed us!
"From Russia with Ugghhh, Come ON!! Come on please, please, please!"
James Bond vs Conan "The Creeparian" and Jordan "Truffle Dog" Schlansky
He’s my favorite one!
The name is BOO BOO, HONEY BOO BOO.
Did not expect Conan to absolutely roast Roger Moore 🤣
Timothy Dalton was the greatest Bond crew checking in
Conan and Schlansky as Pinky and the Brain
WTF? Best Bonds movies are with Roger.... Great shirt Matt! .)
HAHAHAHAAAA this was an epic dose of randomness. These guys outdid themselves. If you're trying to lose fans, you're failing miserably.
Sona could totally play a femme fatale style Bond girl.
For pure fan service, a one-off team up movie set in the previous continuity. James Bond is established as a cover identity that passes to each agent that becomes 007. For some unknown reason, someone is assassinating retired 007's. They already got "Connery" and "Moore." If Lazenby is up for it, a short cameo where he gets killed in the cold open by the unknown assassin. So "Dalton" and "Brosnan" have to team up to watch each other's back as they can only trust each other.
I want Conan and Jordan Schlansky as a Bond villains now.
We already had almost the exact type of Bond and Bond villain they are describing throughout the discussion. Austin Powers and Dr. Evil. And both played by a Canadian rather than a Brit.
Jordan while trying to eliminate Bond starts talking about the pistol he is using: ''Well actually this Beretta i'm using is a variation of the 92 model with a couple of customized elements''
Gourley holding it back soooo much when he literally cohosts a James Bond-theme podcast for over 10 years.
Matt’s idea about various actors in “period” movies is absolutely the right idea for Bond.
I think it would also work very well for Batman.
Conan: Citizens of the world, I've purchased the global supply of muffins. I'll release them if you give me...one million dollars.
I saw Daniel Craig when he did a run as Macbeth. The thing you can't appreciate on screen is that he is a huge guy.
I fully f***ing agree with Matt that's actually a brilliant idea fr fr
Conan should definitely be the next bond villain... He'll have to bring the Irish heritage and he'll be set.
We have the Airplane series. A perfect fit for Conan.
Nemos The Code of Switzerland will end up in next Bond movie.
Sona in a Bond movie would be epic. So would Scarlett Johansson
Timothy Dalton was the original choice to replace Sean Connery, but he turned it down believing himself to be too young to play the role. When Roger Moore was retiring his bond, they wanted Pierce Brosnan, but he was under contract for the TV series Remington Steel and they wouldn't let him loose to do the movie, so they came back around to Timothy Dalton who, by then, was actually the age he said Bond needed to be. So he then accepted the part
I'm 100% with Gourley on the idea that they could do bond movies set in the past. I always thought it would be cool to have the Lazenby movies that never were. All the other Bonds had at least 3 moves (maybe not Dalton, can't remember) but Lazenby should've stayed on for a couple more.
So, like James Bond meets Quantum Leap?
@@colonialstraits1069 Don't think so, not in the Lazenby situation anyways. They'd cast a similar looking actor to play Lazenby's version and make 2 more movies that picked up where On Her Majesty's Secret Service left off. Other movies set in the past would be more like alternate reality Bonds in the same way Daniel Craig's Bond wasn't a continuation of the other Bond movies, Craig's Bond was a whole new reboot of the franchise. (I never watched Quantum Leap so maybe this is similar) 🤷♂ I know you were just making a joke, but I'm serious about this stuff!
Jordan would make a great villain
*Lee Pace for Bond !* .... He's fantastic in Foundation ... has the athletic build and very handsome guy... excellent actor ( he was brilliant as DeLorean ).
I’ll be honest, I’d been skipping these the last few weeks. Probably a little exhausted with the frankly oppressive amount of Conan on tap. But this one brought me back. Turd as it is, this one worked on me.