whats funny is in technos stream Ranboo said he was making damage potions and when techno asked who he was killing he said "im not killing anybody" and i emedetly remembered- OH YEA! MICHEAL HEALS WITH INSTANT DAMAGE! XD so every time i now see ranboo making instant damage it just makes me thing one line "for my son" XD
@@liddolman no problem! thats a small little detail that a lot of folks forget about and i like to keep that in mind encase i ever take in a piglin from the nether!
@@krixiiko_yuki5284 Ranboo left Techno to babysit Micheal for a second and when he came back alot of things are destroyed because Micheal had the sword.
@@chocolatenotsochocolate450 not to be rude or anything but I was just continuing the scenario. I kinda forgot he has his own sword so thanks for the reminder buddy :)
@@primarynik913 Stop, I'm gonna cry from that cuteness! Someone please draw this. I just imagine they are looking Tubbo's old baby photos of him with younger Tommy, and then he says the news, and Ranboo just has this reaction in the time stamps, hugging him and tearing up a bit, and then he says he knows just the kid, and it's Michael, since he followed Ranboo on the first day he joined and they've had this relationship of father and son ever since. The next day, he goes to find Michael and asks "How would you like me to be your new dad?", And Michael gives him the biggest hug calling him Papa 😭😭😭💖
I like how Ranboo gets donations asking to see Michael😭😭It’s so sweet. Yesterday there was a dono saying if anything happened to Michael they will commit arson and cry forever. I agree with that dono😭
Today I got two baby pigmen and named them Nicolas and Zoey and they each have there own rooms. I showed them to my cousins and my best friend and now we will forever protect them with all of our lives.
guud luck with ur piglins! my pigs suddenly turned into zombified piglins when i was making spider farm (becuz there was a thunderstorm) and now i keep them in the big safety hole with a door leading to the surface lol i gotta decorate their home now
I too have a pet zombie piglin we named poglin, we gave it netherite armor and stuff in our smp :D if u wanna join here's our discord! discord.gg/VJkGpxWAkr
@@ac1dk1d awwww I wish I can join ur smp but my laptop is too crappy to run minecraft :( but maybe in a future when I get a new one :D I’ll still join ur discord if that’s alright
I remember Tubbo was streaming at the time this happened and everyone went to his chat to tell him Micheal escaped, and he had to tell everyone he wasn't interested in SMP stuff that day, he just wanted to play some Mario Kart By the way, the end card covers up the crucial last joke
When Ranboo was talking to micheal telling him to come over to him and saying he cant come with him, it reminded me of every pet owner when the pets think they are coming with
ask a mod programmer to just insert simple movement upgrades on michael, and it will rock the server. 1. Make michael be able hold eye contact, run over and hop on you 2. have him run away holding eye contact to make him look like he wants them to chase him 3. allow for him to be picked up 4. in general give him more bodily mobility (spin his body)
'Michael..you know your not supposed to re-arrange your bones'
-Ranboo 2021
I-it is just so casually said
B o n e s
@@pageturner2958 ye
“Michaaael... how did you get inside the chair?” Smh -Ranboo
lmao
"Just a little nervous" *made several enderman noises*
Time stamp?
Those are his donation sounds :]
@@vesperriver803 ohhhh Thank you! I thought he had a soundboard or something for like lore, :D
@@vesperriver803 no when the donations pop up it doesn’t make enderman noises also time stamp?
@@agamiwashere8675 no its definitely his donation sound
Michael had the reaction every kid does when their parent threatens to leave the house without them
"NO WAIT IM COMING TOO!"
and dogs! whenever we try to leave, he wants to come
Yeaaaa
Lol yes
OMG he does
@Kaiser Jax come on how much more obvious of a scam could this be
The fact that Ranboo and Tubbo have a chest designated for Michael in case he needs to get brought back upstairs is just so damn cute
The Likes Are 666-
I want to like this but...
666-
Is so damn strict*
@@activesocialmenace With Sapnap on the smp, you’d be scared too.
@@activesocialmenace Covid, Sapnap, War, ect.
Just imagine ranboo pulling out his wallet, showing his irl school friends minecraft screenshots and boasting about how cute his son is
Lmao
Lol
Lmao
I am seeing equations after equations in my mind
I want that
I wonder how many screenshots ranboo and Tubbo have if Michael at this point lol
2731
10 million
True parents
That, and how often he and Tubbo show each other the screenshots they've captured.
Prolly like.....actually, I have no idea
1:56
Ranboo: *Activate dad voice*
Ranboo: "Micheal, how did you go inside of the chair? O_O"
"You know you can't re-arrenge your bones in that way."
Its Ranboo btw
@@poot9375 Thanks - w -
Micheal: DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO FATHER! I WANT TO TELEPORT LIKE YOUR BROTHERS!
Dadboo or randad
Thanks the question
He says it as if its a daily problem lmao
“Now you’re probably wondering how i got into this chair.”
"Let me start from the beginning where all of this happened."
@@clysdde “... to be honest, i dont fucking know either”
"I just did it okay-"
"I simply Reanganged my bones in matters of milliseconds"
“My dad said not to but...”
Ranboo:* leaving the room*
Michael: YO WHY WE GOIN SO FUCKIN FAST?????
I've been having such a shit day, and this genuinely made me laugh.
I really really hope no one kills Michael as a joke, he's just pixels but let the man have his joy
I think ranboo said once to someone that we would start a war because they said they killed Michael
@@jesterofthestars yeah he said that to sam
@@admireethedesiree ok I was thinking it was sam
Tubbo has nukes, I don’t think anyone wants to try that lol
@@Mira-fw7lj true but games are games, but I agree with you.
Chicken casually enters Michaels body.
Ranboo : 🥺🥺🥺🥺 awwwwwwww✨✨✨
No! You fiend
Stop! Thats illegal!
Oh that sounded so wrong
@Lilac2448 uh oh you’ve just started aus oh no
@Lilac2448 I regret everything 😂😭✌️😂
Ranboo is a better parent than some real life parents
Yep
Yeah. That’s a bit sad, but true.
Yezz 🥺🥺
Ahh yes keep him in a room all has life alone
Edit: it was a joke idiots
Yep
whats funny is in technos stream Ranboo said he was making damage potions and when techno asked who he was killing he said "im not killing anybody" and i emedetly remembered- OH YEA! MICHEAL HEALS WITH INSTANT DAMAGE! XD
so every time i now see ranboo making instant damage it just makes me thing one line "for my son" XD
I'm so glad they made those in advance. It would be so easy to forget in a panic situation and yeet a health potion at him
Oh that’s how they help
i was wondering why he needed them, thanks for saying!
@@liddolman no problem! thats a small little detail that a lot of folks forget about and i like to keep that in mind encase i ever take in a piglin from the nether!
@@April_Draconic Im thinking of adopting a piglin but id be a single parent...
unless i get platonically married to my best friend HMM
Alternate Title: Ranboo's tutorial on how to get your child back to his room.
3:37 that bruh resonates with Technoblade energy.
He definitely got it from Techno
That's why he's "Walmart Technoblade"
bruhhh
@@palutenfangirl1285 ranboo is different in techno is so many ways tho lmao
@@icecrystal14_78 I mean he is a human being. Of course he’s different lmao? No one said he’s an exact carbon copy.
Imagine technoblabe being Micheal's uncle and when he visits he just sits on Michael's bed while he gets his hair tugged on my his nephew
Istg, I'm imagining Techno just giving Michael a bigger sword and letting him swing it around--
@@krixiiko_yuki5284 Ranboo left Techno to babysit Micheal for a second and when he came back alot of things are destroyed because Micheal had the sword.
@@nadia5092 didnt michael has already a sword? Except when techno gave michael a sword, is more bigger than michael's sword.
@@chocolatenotsochocolate450 not to be rude or anything but I was just continuing the scenario. I kinda forgot he has his own sword so thanks for the reminder buddy :)
@@nadia5092 his sword is butter. Techno only has diamond or above
Michael is in his Ranpunzel arc
Michael: **escapes his room and goes with Dadboo**
Ranboo: *_Here we go again_*
next line will be:- TIME TO BREAK THE HOUSE AGAIN-
Michael not only wants his dad not to leave but also he wants him to bring him in boat
He got it from Tubbo
Father and son bonding just went from 100% to 100000000%
Ranboo is most likely going to name his irl child Michael
Yeah lol
@purpur who knows maybe if they get enough money they will start a tv show or make a movie
Of the smp
@@huntermc94 thats a very good idea
His future irl son: Dad, why am i named michael?
Ranboo, getting reminded of dream smp: youre named after an adorable little pig i adopted in a game
The fact that Ranboo moves his camera in a way you can tell he is doing a hand gesture to try and get Michael over to him is just amazing. 3:57
I love how they have a emergemcy chest that has pistols and potions incase he escapes so they can put him back XD
O_o pistol? You mean piston, right?
@@derpycatprodex9240 nono pistol for whoever let him out 🔫 *pew pew*
@@derpycatprodex9240 he either does or dosent either way i want to freaking r/woosh you
@@derpycatprodex9240 uh yea-
o-o
@@meepmeep1601 this took another perspective cuz of my bad grammar
But he would
Michael doesn't want his father ranboo to leave so he came up with a brilliant idea to delay ranboo
The one dislike is Michael sad bc he wants to spend more time with his Dads
With his 26 alt accounts
@@palutenfangirl1285 34 alt accounts now
@@mbeatshoney6152 now 47 alt accounts
Wow shit he has 51 alts.
55 alt accounts jeez
From 0:57 to 1:37
I kid you not, Ranboo started acting like a dad when he finds out he is going to be a father and have a kid. That was so cute!
Now i can just imagine an animatic of Tubbo telling ranboo the news (of them adopting a baby) :’)
@@primarynik913 Stop, I'm gonna cry from that cuteness! Someone please draw this. I just imagine they are looking Tubbo's old baby photos of him with younger Tommy, and then he says the news, and Ranboo just has this reaction in the time stamps, hugging him and tearing up a bit, and then he says he knows just the kid, and it's Michael, since he followed Ranboo on the first day he joined and they've had this relationship of father and son ever since. The next day, he goes to find Michael and asks "How would you like me to be your new dad?", And Michael gives him the biggest hug calling him Papa 😭😭😭💖
@@AISpectre I'm in a car don't cry your In a car with your dad don't cry-
*Cries*
If something bad happens to Michael in dsmp lore I will cry very much
yeah now he probably canonically needs therapy
everytime we enter MICHEAL'S room: AWEEEWWWWW
Nah, Michael just wants to see the-
*o u t s i d e .*
why is Ranboo more caring and loving than most real parent in thos world?😭😭😭
just like a real dad, Ranboo has to spend 15 minutes getting his child IN THEIR ROOM TO SLEEP
Wow ranboo sounds like such a dad it scares me
They're such great parents OMG they have stocks of things they need if ever Michael actually does this. THIS IS AWESOME
Ranboo's patience with Michael amazes me😂 This just shows how impatient I am and gets frustrated easily.
I jut realized Micheal can technically rearrange his bones by using his rib cage hole. Don’t come @ me 😭🤚
When Ranboo is a better parent then your own
Yes
I like how Ranboo gets donations asking to see Michael😭😭It’s so sweet.
Yesterday there was a dono saying if anything happened to Michael they will commit arson and cry forever.
I agree with that dono😭
Chicken and Michael: *Amazing team*
@My Tab Always
Somebody make fanart of Micheal and le chicken cuddling it'd be adorable
you gave my friend a idea
Mk
ON IT
@@H0RR0R_CR0W Yey
The chat has eyes of an eagle and cheetah
What was chat saying? I’m confused xD
Never mind I found ir
@@jupiterthemoth What was it?
I saw a lot of fan arts recently where Michael calls Ranboo Papa and calls Tubbo Dad, and Ithink that's so cute!
Today I got two baby pigmen and named them Nicolas and Zoey and they each have there own rooms. I showed them to my cousins and my best friend and now we will forever protect them with all of our lives.
Awwwwwww
guud luck with ur piglins! my pigs suddenly turned into zombified piglins when i was making spider farm (becuz there was a thunderstorm) and now i keep them in the big safety hole with a door leading to the surface lol i gotta decorate their home now
I too have a pet zombie piglin we named poglin, we gave it netherite armor and stuff in our smp :D if u wanna join here's our discord! discord.gg/VJkGpxWAkr
@@ac1dk1d awwww I wish I can join ur smp but my laptop is too crappy to run minecraft :( but maybe in a future when I get a new one :D I’ll still join ur discord if that’s alright
Update: my ps4/5 world got corrupted and no longer can access it :( I’m upsettie the fact I’m not gonna see my piglins again
I love this block child more than I love myself..
3:36 I hear Technoblade in that 'bruh'
I hear auto tuned ranboo
That is the cutest thing but why lol
Because yes UuU
Why what?
Ranboo: Oh no, we don't have any lead here
Also Ranboo at 6:00 *Literally almost clicked on a lead*
OH MY GREATNESS I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN MICHEAL WENT DOWN WITH HIM XDDDDD
"You know you can't rearrange your bones"
Me: 𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿.
My cats: 3:28
*F.A.C.T.S*
Yessss haha 🤣🤣🤣
What did u write I can't see it. It is just boxes.
@@surrenderyourgender5976 they said
*opens the front door* or
* opens the front door * (with no spaces)
@@proudgirlkisser yeah I can see it now cuz I got a new phone.
Imagine *sniffs* crying over-
Hold on
Over *sniff* block men
Hahahahaha couldn't be me- *sobbing*
You need a hug
Trueeeeeeee
Micheal is the most important character on the smp.
I remember Tubbo was streaming at the time this happened and everyone went to his chat to tell him Micheal escaped, and he had to tell everyone he wasn't interested in SMP stuff that day, he just wanted to play some Mario Kart
By the way, the end card covers up the crucial last joke
"You know you cant rearrange your bones in that way."
The put Michael back protocol. He’s such a good dad.
Tv show idea : Oh Michaell!
yes
Yes
yes
yes
*y e s*
Are we not gonna talk about how michael aand his chicken lookt out the window as if waiting for ranboo or tubbo??
What the fans think; he wanted to be with ranboo
What actually happend:
Miachel: FINALLY FREEDOM I HATE THAT BLUE LAMP
@@shreksmeatballs9435 actually it’s only normal Piglins that are afraid of the blue lights I’m pretty sure
@@shreksmeatballs9435 no pigmen are scared of them not zombie pigmen
@@astra6698 Boi he said piglins
THE WAY MICHEAL WENT DOWN AND RANBOO WAS LIKE "NOOOO! MICHEAL!" JUST-
When Ranboo was talking to micheal telling him to come over to him and saying he cant come with him, it reminded me of every pet owner when the pets think they are coming with
They should put the Donkey Kong painting in the Mansion/Michael's House so he can play video games
ITS A DONKEY KONG PAINTING??? ALL THESE YEARS ????
Ranboo misses 2 leads TWICE
Me: AHAHAHAAAA *dies out of laughter*
The painting gave me an idea. What if Foolish made a secret hallway that Michael could run through and it connects to Ranboo and Tubbos room??
Y E S
Literally they were so carefully about keeping him safe and he still got kidnapped
this video is just about an enderman trying to get his son back upstairs
Micheal and my brother are very similar, my brother follows my dad EVERYWHERE
i find it so adorable that sometimes ranboo repeats his words alot
Micheal: *just casually reconstruct his bones to sit in chair*
Now I’m wondering if someone killed Micheal. What would Ranboo do? My guess is *killing rampage*
He did threaten to restart the war when Michael was kidnapped.
I LOVE THE AMOUNT OF WHOLESOMENESS IN THEIR RELATIONSHIP AHHHHU
"Michael, you know you're not allowed to rearrange your bones that way." -Ranboo 2021
Everyone: I hope nothing bad happens to Micheal
Sapnap: Alright so Micheal is next on the kill list
"You know you can't come with me michael!" Broke My heart 💔
the way he kept saying "good job michael" every time he successfully raised him up another block is SO pure
The chicken part is getting animated for sure
ask a mod programmer to just insert simple movement upgrades on michael, and it will rock the server.
1. Make michael be able hold eye contact, run over and hop on you
2. have him run away holding eye contact to make him look like he wants them to chase him
3. allow for him to be picked up
4. in general give him more bodily mobility (spin his body)
"Michaeeeel, how did you get inside the chair? You know you can rearrange your bones in that way."
-Ranboo 2021
dadboo and papabo
IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO THAT PIGMAN, I SWEAR TO GOD!!!...
How come when I hug my dog she growls at me but when MICHAEL hugs his chicken the chicken just stays there
Get a chicken? Or turn into michael?
Minecraft chickens are not harmfuf
@@thesunflowerman3024 this was a joke lol-
I love how he praises Micheal, "Good job Michael."
😭😭😍😍 Ranboo is the best dad ever. Better than any parent I've seen
I just hope no one messes with michael in the future. I don't wanna see ranboo full enderman.
Wait how did ranboo not see the 2 boats in the first chest and opened it twice and then had to look into another chest to find one
Because he knew they weren’t good enough for his precious son
Blindboo
he missed two leads in the mansion aswell lmao
4:24 idk why but he just jumped in the boat that was so cute
Am I the only one that thinks Michael head turns are so similar to Techno's head turn
9:51 Michael: *is doing literally nothing*
Ranboo: "Good job Michael
i wonder what would happen if he went in the emo phase. i would love to see tubbo's and ranboo's reactions.
So you're saying ranboo and tubbo trust Michael with a Knife? that better be for sandwiches.
I thought for sure after Ranboo went through all that effort that Michael would once again bum rush down the ladder again.
I can tell that chat is saying "AAAAAAWWWWWW"
OK BUT can we talk a about how much he sound like a parent at this moment (1:57)
I love how he “scolded” Michael in a playful way, like a cat who wants to be on the counter but usually isn’t allowed to be-
Ranboo litrelly is so careful and never hurts micheal by acident and then their me litrelly acedently hitting my child
all the fanart as family portraits! that's so CUUUUUUTE 😭
I love Micheal so much I can’t-
I love how MC(Michael's chicken) just follows him everywhere
When he missed 2 leads
the best part was when nihachu fell from a high place
Listen to anybody else who finds this- is it everybody's piglin children or are my 3 just obsessed with doors-
Alternate title:
how to destroy half your child’s floors while getting him to his room
Ran Oo: HUAHAH egwhahz*Gagging of love*