ASMR Bad Life Coach 🤦♂️💸
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- Getting bad life advice? Self help that ain't helping? Getting caught up in the hustle rhetoric and need to step back? This is a somewhat dark parody suggesting maybe it's the system, not you.
Just don't ask this guy about it...
humor, relaxation for sleep, deep voice
You nailed everything except you forgot to tell me that doing hard addictive drugs is perfectly okay in moderation
oh dear
Depending on the flavor of huckster, psychadelics as well.
Stay clean kids 😂💜
😂
"sig-mund freud male" and "psychotically analyzing everyone around me" is golden writing
Thank you!
This is essentially my budd'y's Sci Fi DnD character, moneymindset. He had a mental breakdown while looking in the mirror one night because another character spilled his Cologne by BIG SEAN in the sink. Good times, keep up the hustle
Moneymindset is brilliant
I didn't know Disco Elysium had a tabletop variant.
This hilariously reminds me of Denholm Reynholm from the IT Crowd.
"When I started this business, all I had was a dream... and 4 million pounds."
So inspiring!
bruh, the side profile shot *got* me
I second that
An ASMR video has no business being this funny 😂😂
Well done!
Thanks!
Wowowow these black background sort of rp ish videos are exactly what ive been looking for! I love the deadpan comedy, i love the satire, just everything! This video and the city council video have me in a chokehold!!! Keep it up man!!!😊😊😊
Come on, tap out! j/k so great to hear you're enjoying them!
stoppp this sent me especially the whispers at the end 😂😂 you keep getting better and better! love to see it
Thank you!
Sigma Freud male lmao this is AMAZING
I am what I am lol
When I listen to ASMR, the grind never stops... 💯 💰
This video is so good, it changed my RUclips recommendations
You have the best "Now, let's talk ______." I am enamored and will believe whatever comes out of your mouth next
this has to be the funniest asmr video i’ve ever watched, thank you so much for your creativity and humor
Wow, thank you!
We should totally do a deep voice contest. 😂😂😂 but seriously, thank you for uploading tonight :)
lol thanks for the note!
Danny Docile vibes
I'm a Siegfried and Roy male. 😎 🐅
Nice
Me hearing all this terrible advice:
*WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!*
lol sometimes we gotta try ideas on to see if they work for us!
“Convergence. Viral marketing. We’re going guerilla. We’re taking it to the streets, while keeping an eye on the Street. Wall Street…buying paper just became fun.”
You are amazingly witty monotonic
Thank you!
😂🤣🤣😭 (Until I think how close this is to certain elements in our society. 😳)
This is tremendous!
Thanks!
Great vid as always
Counting off $100s totally tacky. Well done
Would you consider another cooking/ restaurant video?
Definitely more cooking/restaurant stuff on the way!
This is an awesome video
Thank you!
You are fuckin hilarious man, great vid
Thanks!
Finally some bad life advice for one bad boy 🤗
how much did andrew tate charge you for this script? 😂
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👋 hi m8 😊
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99% of gamblers quite before winning
lol
This is my kind of humor
Excellent!
this shit hilarious 😭😭
DO IT was cool but now here's DON'T IT
Another perfect example of why you're the best
Very kind!
incredible wordplay. Dunno if you've seen or like Xavier renegade Angel but the vibe of self help wordplay is really reminiscent even if the rest of the schtick isn't. glad I found your vids today!
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I fully realized the virality of my virility thanks to this video. Result? It now burns when I pee.
All info in this video is for entertainment purposes only...
It sure was nice of him to give me something free after spending $10,000 for his class.
He's a giver.
I can’t even listen to this as asmr you had me dying laughing in the first 5 minutes
Whoops!
recounting the $400 was beautiful
No idea what you're talking about lol
Noo this is my fav.
Congrats.😂😂😂🎉
Thank you!
Comment to feed the algorithm
Thanks!
Why is this starting to make sense 😅
Just go with it lol
Genius! This is just what I needed!!
Excellent!
Wait wait wait. Where is the part where you telk me to go all in on red?
I assumed you knew!
@@MonotonicASMR understandable.
This Is one of the best videos i have seen in a long time
Wow, thank you!
Best advice I’ve ever heard. I will now raise the rent on a single mother of 3
what have I done
Are you part Persian by chance? Just curious
amazing, even when sleeping we don't get off the grind 💯
Keep at it lol
😭why is this actually really good dialog
This is definitely advice. Awesome video.
Straight up, you could make money as a life coach because they're all like this 😂
Thinking about that career change...
How am I supposed to fall asleep when I’m laughing so hard? 😂
My bad!
That name is GOLD, great vid as always!! 🙏🏻
Thank you!
This was amazing! 🤣 Fantastic video.
Thank you!
Your best work yet.
Thank you!
I feel sorry for Jeremy
He made his choice.