That was kind of Jason to give her a little compliment, after Jimmy called her annoying. Man, she is really pretty, though; kinda looks like a young Courteney Cox.
I know it was probably a guest appearance but I really want to believe Cousin Sal just randomly ran into Jeff Ross on the streets of NYC and was like "you're probably high, wanna make a guest appearance on Kimmel?"
No the best was when Jason claimed that Jeff the roast master was high on weed, the man Dressed as Batman? was high on acid and Mary was high on life because she’s got a bitchin double name. I never realized how funny Jason was. Period
Yeah, but when the smell is stuck to your clothes and you reek of it, pls try to stay out of Walmart and the grocery store, cause some of us have reactions to it (asthma, etc). Buy your snacks before
Moira is Kristen Wiig’s long lost sister! They have such similar voices, features, awkward-funny personality, and even the smile and way her body moves when she laughs! I knew it was her that was high too 😆❤️
I feel like Jimmy hasn’t seemed too happy in most of the clips from NY, but you can see here how much of a difference it makes when he has friends on. Love both him & JB!
Oh yeah, never noticed that before, but you're right. And I hadn't heard that he'd died; that's too bad. I have to admit I didn't find him funny, back in his Super Dave Osborne days (when he was a regular guest on KROQ's Kevin & Bean morning show, with Jimmy Kimmel as the resident sports guy). However, he was pitch-perfect as the comedically annoying Marty Funkhouser on _Curb Your Enthusiasm._
at a buffet, i personally sneak corndogs into the buffet so others can enjoy them. I hide 6 corndogs in my jacket pockets. it then, is a joy for me to see other patrons of the establishment eat my corndogs thinking they were part of the buffe
Bateman is great on his podcast and in his TV work, but put him near normal people, and he becomes a different person. He's been living in the bubble his whole life and it shows. Interesting character. Great at what he does.
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Bobby sunglasses is my father ! Go dad LOL too funny 😂❤️
Aw staaap it he so cute! Haha
Hahaha Aw thank you !!❤️
He's a cute papa!
he's a cool dude from what i can tell.. he seems funky
Happy to see that at least somewhere in the U.S., there are people keeping the "seems like a used car dealer" line alive. 😎
Jason’s bong impression LMAO
Either a really good actor or KNEW it all to well, love it Either way.
@@josephprovencher6345 He was a teen idol...so I suspect he had access to whatever drug he wanted, and many he didn't 🤣
@@bernlin2000 I agree with that and I also believe 420 should be legal over alcohol or just legal period lol!
"the you're not high but you're annoying mary" TOOK ME OUT LMAOOO
Jason Bateman, best guest ever!!! Great hair ❤
“Mary Royall is high on life cause she has a bitchin double name” lol
I really didn't understand how she was pronouncing her name.
That was kind of Jason to give her a little compliment, after Jimmy called her annoying. Man, she is really pretty, though; kinda looks like a young Courteney Cox.
Jeff Ross isn't Roasting, he's BAKING! And Jason, keep telling those stories, they're funny as hell.
Bong impression, very nice
Jason is one of the best! Love him
I never realized how funny he was.
I've come to appreciate Jason Bateman like a fine aging wine. Who remembers It's Your Move! This dude has been Mr TV for decades
He was hilarious as the dtoned color commentator in Dodge Ball.
I remember! Hilarious. First class guy, success story.
@@DanielNewhoff Stoned is what I meant. Made "brownies" today.
Right. He has so many memorable roles
I know it was probably a guest appearance but I really want to believe Cousin Sal just randomly ran into Jeff Ross on the streets of NYC and was like "you're probably high, wanna make a guest appearance on Kimmel?"
Jason: Because she’s an art teacher?
Jimmy: No because she has no pupils whatsoever.
Jimmy’s puns are lightning fast😂
Apt Pupil
No the best was when Jason claimed that Jeff the roast master was high on weed, the man Dressed as Batman? was high on acid and Mary was high on life because she’s got a bitchin double name. I never realized how funny Jason was. Period
Can Jason get any better looking,??? My goodness 🤩
Seriously. He’s 🥵
I could tell Moira was high from the second they all walked in haha
Jeff is a trip and I thinks Jimmy had a good Brooklyn education
From Brooklyn High....pun intended
That was so funny, Jimmy got them both.
I don't think anyone has ever looked as high as Jeff Ross.
I'm in the dark over here, plus I've got a horrible memory.
Who is Jeff Ross? 🥴
@@PADS62 The comedian who roasts people.
@@HH-gv8mx
Thanks 😊
jeff needs to be interviewed NOW
No
He needs eyebrows NOW!! 😂😂
No u
@@zincerish he has alapetia
@@UTUBE3JC GI Joe joke, anyone?
Love both Jason Bateman and Jimmy Kimmel ❤️
I love Jimmy in Brooklyn !!!
Lmao Jeff and sal just ran into traffic bruh
Fitness & weed go hand & hand babay! Get high & strength train, get high & run, get high & swim, c’mon! Let’s roll!
Kimmel hitting those 710lab prerolls with the rigtoni tips !
If jeffs out of bed, he's high 😄
Exactly! It should be legal everywhere. It's the safest drug after tea and coffee;)
Have you not seen what coffee does to your teeth and heartrate 😬 Id say weed and tea but tea has caffeine so its all abit tekky
Yeah, but when the smell is stuck to your clothes and you reek of it, pls try to stay out of Walmart and the grocery store, cause some of us have reactions to it (asthma, etc). Buy your snacks before
What are you going on about. My vape smells like nothing.
Weed is safer than alcohol so I've never understood why that's legal but weed is only beginning to become legal.
2:36 Damn... Christopher is FUNNY 🤣
no he’s not
I’m super late but thank you 😁♥️
Moira is Kristen Wiig’s long lost sister! They have such similar voices, features, awkward-funny personality, and even the smile and way her body moves when she laughs! I knew it was her that was high too 😆❤️
nahhhh they are far apart
Love you Jeff !!!!
Legal weed, who would have thought 💭
I feel like Jimmy hasn’t seemed too happy in most of the clips from NY, but you can see here how much of a difference it makes when he has friends on. Love both him & JB!
Do you fight crime?
NEVER!
Sal we need those photos!
Imagine getting high with Jeff ross snoop dogg and Willie Nelson at the same time damn 😂 I wouldn't know were I am at
Ditmas ave Brooklyn I miss you
One of my best buddies is an art teacher and he smokes weed like a Rasta!
Like Jimmy says, it comes with the territory
Jeff looks like Darth Vader without the helmet
Haha he'd appreciate this joke 🤣🤣
I love the pot shops in Oakland ..I have about 6 in walking distance .. One of them has a liquor store on one side and a burrito shop on the other ..
😂👍
Gotta love the bay area m just wish it was affordable
@@hospicedragon96 Weed is the only thing affordable in The Bay Area
@@waynedexter can't they smash and grab at a weed store like anywhere else?
Strange. What’s with the over saturation of pot shops? Demand ain’t that great
Loving it. Oh Lawd, this Brooklyn edition is Fyah
Jeff's voice sounds just like the late Bob Einstein
Oh yeah, never noticed that before, but you're right. And I hadn't heard that he'd died; that's too bad. I have to admit I didn't find him funny, back in his Super Dave Osborne days (when he was a regular guest on KROQ's Kevin & Bean morning show, with Jimmy Kimmel as the resident sports guy). However, he was pitch-perfect as the comedically annoying Marty Funkhouser on _Curb Your Enthusiasm._
@@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc yes, that's how I was familiar with him. Loved Curb
Couple of suggestions:
- Have the greeting read "Hi, maybe" instead of "Hello"
- Have the name intro read "I'm uh...oh yeah" instead of "My name is"
at a buffet, i personally sneak corndogs into the buffet so others can enjoy them. I hide 6 corndogs in my jacket pockets. it then, is a joy for me to see other patrons of the establishment eat my corndogs thinking they were part of the buffe
You didn't include the ending this time on your usual copy-and-paste 😂😂
Me. The answer's always me.
i really hope "through the smoke" becomes a thing
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor
LOL!!!
Who's high, who's high, I don't feel like laughing. I'll buy, I'll buy, where can I go shopping?
More, please.
I quickly noticed Moira's eyes were bloodshot.
“Hi guys, how are you, so excited 😐”
Robert was gin drunk, definitely gin drunk. And I knew Moira was stoned from the get go just from her body language
Robert is my uncle. He doesn't drink, he's just crazy, lol.
far too easy. Jason Bateman is a great actor and a seemingly likable guy.
I love you Jason..
If I were on this game high and Jimmy said "Who ever's high, step forward" and I was supposed to step forward, I wouldn't do that.
Salute to the Roastmaster general
Well played 😂
Gold
I thought that that was Jeffrey Ross on that thumbnail
OMG Seeing JEFF ROSS made my day!!!!
I love jeff ross!
i thought for sure Robert was Richard Lewis at first lmao
that was fuckin fun, thanks boys
At 00:02 I did a double take. It's not Jason, it's a young Michael J. Fox in profile, from the Back to the Future era.
I miss my Brooklyn so much!
I think Robert is in the Mafia in some way. My wife is from Brooklyn and her uncle sure was.
Smoking with Jeff Ross would be amazing. 😂
Jason's comment were the best
Jason gets better looking all the time. That Jeff guy was hilarious
That was funny!!
Seeing Jeff Ross baked is the funniest thing ever! 😆 😂
I was waiting for Kevin Durant in the "Who's High" segment.
I smoke every day so it's like coffee now.
Moira gives off Kristen Wiig vibes.
I saw some leftover Chinese food yesterday in our employee lounge. There was fuzzy white mold all over the top. Obviously, I threw it out.
My buddy is a pro body builder and he smokes until 30 days out from competition.
Love Jeff and Jason ❤😂
Jimmy Kimmel he should make a remake with Kelly Ripa of fatal attraction and she should come out on sport illustrated swim suit magazine
The guy in the white jacket I thought was Michael Douglas, with shades off Richard Lewis
All right, don't scream - lol
Bateman is great on his podcast and in his TV work, but put him near normal people, and he becomes a different person. He's been living in the bubble his whole life and it shows. Interesting character. Great at what he does.
he's very down to earth and humble comparing to Hollywood actors.
Johnny Sunglasses is in the mob.
i think im high, cuz i think batemans head looks bobble head huge
Jeff was high when he signed up.
Robert ain’t no car salesman Ik what you do robert
" Morra what did u have"??? Morra weed?
The real question is if East Coast weed is cheaper and higher quality than West Coast weed 🤷🏼♂️
Mora baby!
Hell I'm baked right now!
Ave u!
06:40 That's an authentic NYC experience. Food dropped on the sidewalk. Would be even more authentic if it was a subway platform.
Art teacher should NOT say shes high in national tv. She wont have a job on Monday
Maybe she's an instructor at a college. Pretty much expected. Plus, schools are so desperate for teachers these days, they might not
And the fact that, as they said, weed is legal there...
Nobody cares if you smoke weed here anymore, it’s like having a cocktail
Lời hát của Đức Phúc nghe rất là nhẹ nhàng luôn.
thumbed up.
Bestes Spiel 😎😂
5:18 And what's your last name? Payne?
Look at what those clove cigarettes did to Jeff…
Bateman is aloof
Mary Harris?
Moira was an easy pick.
Love Jeffrey Ross,1 funny guy probably top 5 in comedians
So...Jeff is Nick Kroll in disguise, right? That Voice 🤔
Bring Joel Bauman to the show
Move the show back here in Vegas Jimmy! I'll help lol
Jason didn't like Mary Royall at all !