I don't know what it is about Crystal Salesmen but they tend to calm me down:) this is one of my favorites and some of the best unintentional ASMR videos I know (in my opinion), Ariel from PointsOfLight - it is a compilation of about 10 videos, I hope you enjoy it!
Best Unintentional ASMR you should post fret replacement on guitar, best unintentional ASMR, the tapping and talking as well as sanding😩 specifically this one ruclips.net/video/F5zKjaA1Uz0/видео.html
@@ASMRyouVEGANyetthey pretty much do. Heal cancer and all that shit they say just to make a quick buck. I personally have more respect for drug dealers then for „healing“ wand salesman like theese
This guy knows how to talk to his customers. I don't really buy the whole healing stones thing, but even I'm like "Yeah that one would be really nice to have around"
Same here. Aesthetically, they're beautiful, but I don't buy into the whole *"healing, chakras, energy, spirit"* malarkey. I just think they look nice.
This video is the finest, rarest video from the jungles of Madagascar. It has been edited by the finest editor in the northern hemisphere. It was filmed on the highest quality cell phone that was hand built by Frederico de la Vega who is the most in demand builder in the finest region of Spain.
How to become a crystal salesman: 1. Jack the prices up over 300% 2. When explaining what type of crystals.... use as many adjectives as possible Acceptable words: High quality, Extraordinary, powerful, masculine, beautiful, ONE OF A KIND, gorgeous, natural, rare, exceptional......
As an Indian this is embarrassing and disgusting Im our religion,we don't beleive in this shit , but people give us credit for this waste of time...still good ASMR
I love watching this guy try to convince me that these things are rare, so rare, so freaking rare he's not even sure how he got them. Relaxing but jfc it's quartz
Yeah? I mean, the whole point of the video is to show off his "pieces." Who says "items" or "products" when it comes to jewelry or whatever it is? Considering the context I dont see any "overuse" of that word.
All of those clear quartz pendents are lab grown. Most all of the natural clear quartz has some kind of inclusion in them, only lab grown is perfectly clear. And his prices are outrageous.
@@pasqualz only if you're not of the species that created that technology and since we are we should know that this is not magic, just some minerals. But idiots will be idiots so yeah, it's ,,magic,,.
This rare piece of scamstone comes directly from the hills of Mordor, and can be used to detect flatulence from at least a mile away. Very sought-after and is offered at only $1,200 a gram.
This guy could be selling different horse turds and still find a way to charge $999.99 per loaf....rare....one of a kind....this one has some hay and corn.....this one was laid by sea biscuit 🏇
This is a very beautiful hunk of shit that came out of a horses ass 3 billion years ago, very hard to find nowadays. It has a very energizing aroma, and a spiral energy. So again uh very energizing for the uhm, environment. This hunk of shit is only found in Greenland.
And for merely the cost of rent, you, too, can own a hunk of glass like material. Impress your friends. Be the life of the party. Be pop pop popular. You don't need a house, you just need to trade your house payment for this shiny rock. There's nothing that says, "I'm financially responsible" quite like blowing a wad on shiny things.
love this guy! for me ASMR isn't just about the voice but also the deliberate style of speaking. so wish this guy would do unintentional ASMR videos for a living.
Happened to watch some tv shop on german television this summerduring a visit, they sold gem stones/ jewelry.. wished it would never stop. So i’m super grateful now to be able to watch this video! Unintentional gem stone show&tell is probably one if the best asmr triggers ever!
"Very rare to find this kind with the quality of this piece. Unbelievable." Why is EVERYTHING rare, unique and/or one of the last in the known universe?
it’s from a locality in India/Brazil that you really can’t get anymore in this size. It has a lot of clarity and inclusions that are really magnificent and are geody. It is an aesthetic, gorgeous, magnificent, rare, spectacular, uhhh amazing piece
What a stupid comment. The "fool" in fool's gold refers to those who buy pyrite thinking it is gold because of the color. One who buys pyrite knowing it to be pyrite... is not a fool, but simply... someone buying pyrite. I wonder if the irony of making such a logical fallacy while criticizing someone else's lack of irony... ever hits *you* at all. Rekt, son.
@@playsauce Your comment is actually the pretty stupid one. He isn't selling it as pyrite. He is selling it as rare healing wands and crystals. Representing them as something they are not. As the meaning of "fools gold" is a worthless investment their is in fact irony in his statements.
49:21 my favourite version of Ariel. Goatee Ariel. Arguably the most potent and powerful Ariel we see in this collection. Probably carved by Lawrence Stoller himself!
These are for people with strong ears I guess. The stones are HUGE. By the way, the video is gold. I love unintentional asmr because you get rid of all the forced whispering and manierisms, which have become very annoying for me.
TOTALLY. I HATE intentional ASMR and youtube is swimming in it - very annoying. UNintentional is the best. People don't understand that only a select few can produce the tingles. It's not just, "do a video with me whispering or speaking unnaturally slow". For me, part of the tingles is the NATURAL speaking style - the deliberate choice of words, etc. You can't fake it.
@@JaneDoe-zr4px I feel the same. Also, it's very hard for me to get ASMR if producing tingles is the main objective of the video. Most of the times tingles come while watching someone talk or do somethig they care about.
@@JaneDoe-zr4px I think it's mostly just that the very good intentional ASMR people are few and far between, and most of it is just irreparably basic teenagers trying to become RUclips famous by making all the same ASMR videos everyone else made years ago. It's like how there are thousands of videos of teenagers trying to be the next Tyler Oakley or MirandaSings.
I was going to make a comment that no matter how much we laughed at this video, I would ponder purchasing a phantom qaurts for the 47 bucks. Then I realized it was the item number and the price was over 3k. Come on man, that just isn't right.
True Vogel Star of David. As in, not an imitation Vogel, which apparently are common. A simple google taught me this by searching a few key phrases. What's your excuse? Your witticism just got rekt, peasant. So, to the 80 fucktards who upvoted this: You were saying? Who's gullible now, eh? ;)
Everything in this store is "hand picked, hand polished, incredibly rare from the rarest mine in the universe, and cut by the greatest gem cutter in all of human history, and has magical powers that are so powerful it can't be detected by human made instruments". So yeah, it's a rock.
have a sneaking suspicion that the array of special stones around 1:00:00 are mostly the same as you would find in a children's Bag of Rocks display in any tourist trap
I’m unsure about stones having “energy” or what that even means, but I do love gems and stones. They’re beautiful and make me happy, and to me, beauty is numinous.
here you go dipshit.... god all these people who don't know what an atom or molecule is.... no wonder we got trump in office. www.linkedin.com/pulse/nothing-solid-everything-energy-scientists-explain-world-djurisic/
Jen H: Wow really hostile. I know what energy is in the scientific sense of the word. But that isn’t what this video is referring to. It’s referring to something spiritual/metaphysical. There are more than one meaning for certain words. So it turns out that you’re, in fact, the “dipshit” in this scenario.
I've always wondered how businesses like this stay open. It's not like people are lining up outside to plop down 500 plus dollars for a single pendant. I imagine the majority of the items seen here have been sitting on the shelves for years
This has put me to sleep so many times. Just him saying all the names and places is so relaxing. He seems like a nice guy, he likes his work, and the rocks are pretty.
Here we have a used pair of boxers from Lawrence stoller…you can see where his coin purse rested and cradled inside the elastic here, some streaks on the underside give amazing energy, museum quality
That’s weird at the time of writing this I also and having a shungite... coincidence I shungite right as I read your comment? I think not we are connected, and I think by the cacocksinite, it’s what connects us, together as one the cacocksinite...
Very rare triangles, what we call triangles, and over here we have a very high quality perfect sandwich. And fiver here, from Zaire, we have this very rare piece of spleen chakra. Welcome to Points of Light and have a wonderful response.
It's too funny how he keeps calling the pendants "powerful". I would love to see someone come up and say "I'd just like to verify the power level. Could you grab the meter real quick?"
“We have an exquisite trelopherite from the bowels of Brazil alongside a pirite elongated hemoglobin from the garden of Eden, all one of a kind, very special.”
Con man 1: These fools bought millions of pet rocks for $3.95 Con man 2: What if we say the rocks have magic powers? Con man 1: $700 a rock? Con man 2: 🤑🤑🤑🤑 🚘🚤🛥✈
I don't know what it is about Crystal Salesmen but they tend to calm me down:) this is one of my favorites and some of the best unintentional ASMR videos I know (in my opinion), Ariel from PointsOfLight - it is a compilation of about 10 videos, I hope you enjoy it!
Best Unintentional ASMR you should post fret replacement on guitar, best unintentional ASMR, the tapping and talking as well as sanding😩 specifically this one ruclips.net/video/F5zKjaA1Uz0/видео.html
I appreciate your uploads, thanks!
Crystals in general balance people on all levels---physically, emotionally, mentally, and spiritually. This results in an overall calm demeanor.
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you should see this one
Hello, I wanted to suggest this video for your collection. It is short but very nice. ruclips.net/video/7M2joZMCEFs/видео.html
He says they’re rare, but how much you wanna bet he has 189 more in the back
Nothing he has on offer is rare. These are all items that can be bought in wholesale flats at a mineral show.
Tom Dammit Tom! These are rare priceless jewels with metaphysical properties.
Delta Yankee bet 😂😂😂👌🏽
Definitely not rare haha
More like 18.9 tonnes in his backyard.
He must be immortal inside his Shop, with all these healing Cyrstalls lying around.
Grew up with Jesus apparently
They never claim to make you immortal...
well said. haha.
@@ASMRyouVEGANyet No. But they claim a whole lot of bullshit.
@@ASMRyouVEGANyetthey pretty much do. Heal cancer and all that shit they say just to make a quick buck. I personally have more respect for drug dealers then for „healing“ wand salesman like theese
"Damn it Marie, they're minerals!"
Hahahaha
I knew I would find this comment
@@joseantoniooviedooliver1284 same ahahaha
Don’t get it 🤷🏽♂️
@@mikegreiner5711 it's a Breaking Bad phrase
Idk why but the way he looks at the camera at the start he seems like a oblivion npc
HAHAHA
Literally and exactly what I've been subconsciously thinking this entire time.
Sounds like it too
I see it now
“The finest weapons and armor”
This guy knows how to talk to his customers. I don't really buy the whole healing stones thing, but even I'm like "Yeah that one would be really nice to have around"
it feels your chi chacra energy and ionizez your 3rd eye with the power of energetic bullshit.
@@spectacularsceptile3879 lol
Ah your right of course
Lolz ikr! He puts the cherry on the sundae haha
Same here. Aesthetically, they're beautiful, but I don't buy into the whole *"healing, chakras, energy, spirit"* malarkey. I just think they look nice.
And this is crystal of methamphetamine it has a very strong energy and helps with daily tasks..very magical indeed.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
And on day 14 of said continuous monotonous daily tasks, forgoing rest and sustinence, thine will know one has been smitten
The one crystal that will ACTUALLY do something for your energy. Lol
LOL
This video is the finest, rarest video from the jungles of Madagascar. It has been edited by the finest editor in the northern hemisphere. It was filmed on the highest quality cell phone that was hand built by Frederico de la Vega who is the most in demand builder in the finest region of Spain.
Distinctive and energetic quality.
Got an amulet of +8 Strength bro?
Just a 4 str 4 stam leather belt
Git gud scrub and get your enchanting skills higher and make your own
T Johnson ..
+8 Strength but it drains your mana, bro.
I want a chloranthy ring son
Is that traffic I can hear in the background?
Or the screaming souls of his victims trapped within the stones?
Nicely done
Both
Can't it be both?
@@ToiletDuckFan Lord Ariel forbids both
BRO WHY WAS I THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING LMAOOOOO
I was relaxed until I saw the prices
😂 😂
Scams tend to not be too kind to a wallet!
I was relaxed until I saw and died from your comment🤣
😂😂😂
Atilla the Hun3 oh no, Ariel wouldn’t do that.
Do you have any kryptonite? Asking for a friend.
It's fine, he's been defeated by poor writing! :D
Clear quartz 6-pointed star pendant infused with "lotus" cut Kryptonite. Only $6938.
That's funny as hell
Bet he's got great tales from the Krypt!
Lmao
How to become a crystal salesman:
1. Jack the prices up over 300%
2. When explaining what type of crystals.... use as many adjectives as possible
Acceptable words: High quality,
Extraordinary, powerful, masculine, beautiful, ONE OF A KIND, gorgeous, natural, rare, exceptional......
Museum quality piece...
Don’t forget Museum Quality
Also, Museum Quality
Museum quality, unbelievable.
"One of the more sought after..."
“Shoots the colour down to the tip, it’s very magical” that’s how refraction works my guy
Tide goes on, tide goes out. You can't explain it.
@@CsykKrit I hate that I know this reference
@@cjones4518 I hate that I don't
The Papyrus font has special healing properties.
Lol what is it with hippies and papyrus?
"I know what you did! I know what you did!"
Ha! Hahahaha. Papyrus.
That's why the Avatar movie has that font.
Shakira merch
for some reason the phrase "we also have a lot of new spheres" made me absolutely lose it
I'm laughing at your comment alone. It's just so absurd.
Hahaha please share whatever you were on 😆
11:40 for anyone wondering
He's Galactus.
Well do YOU have new spheres?! I have never enjoyed that luxury. All my spheres are old.
I believe the markup on most of these are 9000%
Over* 9000%
9000% of 0 is..... = ?
The price of mystical rock magic!
Yeah, you should save a few bucks and go out and dig up some stones, tumble them and polish them yourself!
Small businesses often look to make around 10% profit after storage, delivery, rent, insurance, wages etc. I doubt he's swimming in money.
I don't personally believe in any of the crystal energy/vibration therapies, but these salesmen are always so relaxing
Same, they really seem to believe this shit
As an Indian this is embarrassing and disgusting
Im our religion,we don't beleive in this shit , but people give us credit for this waste of time...still good ASMR
I love watching this guy try to convince me that these things are rare, so rare, so freaking rare he's not even sure how he got them. Relaxing but jfc it's quartz
And how magical and powerful they are
@@WETTV96 Well, the prices on these rocks are truly powerful, there's no denying that.
Bull. Shit.
I bet his first aid kit at home has a fucking rock in it.
@@whydnot lmao
I mean if hes got all that stuff available to himself he should be like immortal right
Beerfornothing Even the immortal have to make a living.
Rule one of crystal dealing: don’t get high on your own supply
'There can be only one', and it's definitely not this guy. Bet he's got a sword made of marked-up quartz, too.
Duh, that's why he's selling it. He's far too powerful right now!
Rumor has it he has been selling crystals for millenia
You know with so much "energizing" and "powerful" rocks around him all day you'd think he'd have more energy.
It's like the Masters of the Voice in Skyrim, he has to protect us from his massive energy
Some of those names sounds like a good smoke. "half oz of golden aragornite pls".
Stone: exists
This guy: Sir, your vibes are exquisite
Take a shot every time he says 'piece'. You'll be asleep in no time.
madmaniaq “ANGELITE”
A shot of what? Nightol?
@@fernandowhitmore9705 a shot from a firearm! Start with the non vital areas! Fast sleep if you hit a major artery!
Yeah? I mean, the whole point of the video is to show off his "pieces." Who says "items" or "products" when it comes to jewelry or whatever it is? Considering the context I dont see any "overuse" of that word.
We want to relax, not die
*Some people call it junk. Me, I call them treasures.*
If I had a sister, I'd sell her in a second!
I'd even buy one of your relatives, if you're looking to sell! Ha ha ha... That's a little joke.
Khajit has wares, if you have coin.
One man's garbage is another man's un-garbage. ~Ricky
Everything’s for sale!
At those prices he should be able to afford a camera with a focus control
Not to mention professionally printed price tags and placards.
You think he is selling these trash gems 😂maybe a few a week when one of those healing crystal 🧙 wanders in after too many edibles
All of those clear quartz pendents are lab grown. Most all of the natural clear quartz has some kind of inclusion in them, only lab grown is perfectly clear. And his prices are outrageous.
It's lab grown so it costs money.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. So in a way, you’re correct.
And whether lab-grown or natural, they are both equally ineffective as tools for treating any illness.
@@pasqualz only if you're not of the species that created that technology and since we are we should know that this is not magic, just some minerals. But idiots will be idiots so yeah, it's ,,magic,,.
This is false.
Why does this guy look like Patrick Star in human form?
I can’t unsee it and to make it worse I hear Patrick Star’s voice over this guys! 😂
Looks like Phil Anselmo in the thumbnail
I just did a spittake
Zola no swallow jk
This rare piece of scamstone comes directly from the hills of Mordor, and can be used to detect flatulence from at least a mile away. Very sought-after and is offered at only $1,200 a gram.
Oh I get it, they forgot the decimal point on all their price tags.
Nah it is there. At the end of each number
dualwieldroxas358 woosh
Atlas woosh
Atlas Whoosh
@@itsatlasrising reddit keanu chungus wholesome 100 moment
"And here is a boot, very rare and hard to find at this quality"
*Thanos has entered the chat*
What did it cost you?
Thanos: Everything.
10:10 "Native natural copper".
I guess it's 100% organic with no artificial additive or preservatives.
:
Le Peejon it’s also gluten free
@@pasqualz low in saturated fats
Portland Organic?
This guy could be selling different horse turds and still find a way to charge $999.99 per loaf....rare....one of a kind....this one has some hay and corn.....this one was laid by sea biscuit 🏇
This is a very beautiful hunk of shit that came out of a horses ass 3 billion years ago, very hard to find nowadays. It has a very energizing aroma, and a spiral energy. So again uh very energizing for the uhm, environment. This hunk of shit is only found in Greenland.
Did you just call a turd, a "loaf" LMFAO WIN!!
lmfao STOP i'm trying to sleep not piss myself laughing
"Laid by sea biscuit" is hilarious
Its 2 in the morning, I'm trying to sleep, but I'm too busy laughing like an idiot thanks to these comments.
Came for the ASMR, stayed for the comedy
price master's weird brother who is obsessed with minerals
And for merely the cost of rent, you, too, can own a hunk of glass like material. Impress your friends. Be the life of the party. Be pop pop popular.
You don't need a house, you just need to trade your house payment for this shiny rock. There's nothing that says, "I'm financially responsible" quite like blowing a wad on shiny things.
pftt ‘star of david’ .. that’s the triforce. duh.
julz d. Shhhh. These have very powerful enehergiesss.
Mosis won’t be happy with this
Plot twist: Link is Jewish
@@whisperFM Yeah, a very sad twist xD
@@ToiletDuckFan Why?
Is there an Amulet of Mara here? I’d like to propose to a Jarl, wish me luck xD lol
"It's a fine day with you around" intensifies
Top notch swords!
@Ike Dakhlallah skyrim
Ike Dakhlallah STOP YOUVE VIOLATED THE LAW
love this guy! for me ASMR isn't just about the voice but also the deliberate style of speaking. so wish this guy would do unintentional ASMR videos for a living.
If he's doing it for a living, is it really unintentional anymore?
@@lekoman it's tentional then
Umm...then they wouldn't be unintentional
Omg this is so good! Thanks for this compilation, 90 minutes!! Will return to this one many times, fore sure 😴
Happened to watch some tv shop on german television this summerduring a visit, they sold gem stones/ jewelry.. wished it would never stop. So i’m super grateful now to be able to watch this video! Unintentional gem stone show&tell is probably one if the best asmr triggers ever!
@@ASMRctica grew up in Germany and I had my first ASMR experience through Teleshopping and if you enjoy that you can check out AstroTV.
I have some top grade extremely rare concrete I found in the golden hills of home Depot.
As I watch this I’m waving my phone around my body to cleanse my energy auras
"Very rare to find this kind with the quality of this piece. Unbelievable."
Why is EVERYTHING rare, unique and/or one of the last in the known universe?
I’ve been listening to this thinking how well he knows his stock, until I actually watched it and realised he’s just reading the labels .
Hahaha same
Lol realizing Brazilian Quartz also on top shelf!
it’s from a locality in India/Brazil that you really can’t get anymore in this size. It has a lot of clarity and inclusions that are really magnificent and are geody. It is an aesthetic, gorgeous, magnificent, rare, spectacular, uhhh amazing piece
It's just the way they talk absolute nonsense about magic and healing that gives me tingles.
ikr stupid shit gives me tingles. Just pretend to go along with it and get some amazing tingles.
"Sure sure... I totally believe you... Just keep talking"
I have no idea why bunk gives me tingles but it's my ASMR kryptonite
K so not just me? Lol
IMAGINATION
Wow, same. IRL too, if someone is doing something I deem as stupid but they are real passionate about it regardless, imma be tinglin
What a bougie rock shop. Everything is "very rare" $$$$$$$ Stahp it!
TRUMP! 🇺🇸
Imagine looking at amazing stones of amazing colors created by nature and having to make up fantasy magical effects for them to find them interesting.
When he passed by and named the literal fools gold (Pyrite), I couldn't help but wonder if the irony hits him at all.
BOT Chad I enjoyed this greatly as well
I doubt it. His prices are daylight robbery. The only things that should be as expensive as his amulets are those huge clusters
What a stupid comment. The "fool" in fool's gold refers to those who buy pyrite thinking it is gold because of the color. One who buys pyrite knowing it to be pyrite... is not a fool, but simply... someone buying pyrite. I wonder if the irony of making such a logical fallacy while criticizing someone else's lack of irony... ever hits *you* at all.
Rekt, son.
PlaySauce ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
@@playsauce Your comment is actually the pretty stupid one. He isn't selling it as pyrite. He is selling it as rare healing wands and crystals. Representing them as something they are not. As the meaning of "fools gold" is a worthless investment their is in fact irony in his statements.
49:21 my favourite version of Ariel. Goatee Ariel.
Arguably the most potent and powerful Ariel we see in this collection.
Probably carved by Lawrence Stoller himself!
Ariel says.. look at this stuff.. isn’t it neat.. wouldn’t you think that my collection’s complete 🧜🏻♀️
This is awesome!🤣
Man, I really wasn't sure how beautiful, rare, and really really unique all of these were. I'm so glad Ariel could set me straight.
These are for people with strong ears I guess. The stones are HUGE.
By the way, the video is gold. I love unintentional asmr because you get rid of all the forced whispering and manierisms, which have become very annoying for me.
And the microphone sponge suckers..🙄
TOTALLY. I HATE intentional ASMR and youtube is swimming in it - very annoying. UNintentional is the best. People don't understand that only a select few can produce the tingles. It's not just, "do a video with me whispering or speaking unnaturally slow". For me, part of the tingles is the NATURAL speaking style - the deliberate choice of words, etc. You can't fake it.
@@JaneDoe-zr4px I feel the same. Also, it's very hard for me to get ASMR if producing tingles is the main objective of the video. Most of the times tingles come while watching someone talk or do somethig they care about.
All them tingle lovers don't feel nothing. I would bet on this something important 😂 it's all about sucking up to pretty boys and girls. Well, mostly.
@@JaneDoe-zr4px I think it's mostly just that the very good intentional ASMR people are few and far between, and most of it is just irreparably basic teenagers trying to become RUclips famous by making all the same ASMR videos everyone else made years ago. It's like how there are thousands of videos of teenagers trying to be the next Tyler Oakley or MirandaSings.
This is called the Michael pendant. Michael works on his own. He really puts everything into his pendant work. You might say he's In de pendant.
This video is a weirdly calming torture for people who’ve studied geology
Yup it is. I'm kind of fascinated. Trying to relax and then I hear something like "rare quartz". Then I'm wide awake and annoyed.
Healing crystals are the new grift aimed at new spiritual types
@13:59 I thought the sign said 'we shit anywhere'....I was like, damn, these crystals ARE powerful....🤣🤣🤣
U have Stone contact me my number 9922499785
I was going to make a comment that no matter how much we laughed at this video, I would ponder purchasing a phantom qaurts for the 47 bucks. Then I realized it was the item number and the price was over 3k.
Come on man, that just isn't right.
Oral Lite comes in Quartz
Very interesting
“This is a true Star of David”
As opposed to a false Star of David?
It was stolen from a true jew
Yes it’s called a Star of Gentile shit
True Vogel Star of David. As in, not an imitation Vogel, which apparently are common. A simple google taught me this by searching a few key phrases. What's your excuse? Your witticism just got rekt, peasant. So, to the 80 fucktards who upvoted this: You were saying? Who's gullible now, eh? ;)
J M dont pay attention, hes a reddit dick. He said upvotes, not likes
Everything in this store is "hand picked, hand polished, incredibly rare from the rarest mine in the universe, and cut by the greatest gem cutter in all of human history, and has magical powers that are so powerful it can't be detected by human made instruments". So yeah, it's a rock.
have a sneaking suspicion that the array of special stones around 1:00:00 are mostly the same as you would find in a children's Bag of Rocks display in any tourist trap
They are real tho
Are these stones grass-fed organic?
I am great lover of crystals and minerals in general, thank you for bringing this type of video to us! ;)
One of the most relaxing lessons in marketing I've ever seen.
I’m unsure about stones having “energy” or what that even means, but I do love gems and stones. They’re beautiful and make me happy, and to me, beauty is numinous.
If stones and gem makes you happy it's the positive energy from it
here you go dipshit.... god all these people who don't know what an atom or molecule is.... no wonder we got trump in office. www.linkedin.com/pulse/nothing-solid-everything-energy-scientists-explain-world-djurisic/
Jen H: Wow really hostile. I know what energy is in the scientific sense of the word. But that isn’t what this video is referring to. It’s referring to something spiritual/metaphysical. There are more than one meaning for certain words.
So it turns out that you’re, in fact, the “dipshit” in this scenario.
@@jenh9426 that article is a load of spiritualistic, unscientific bullshit. If you want to actually prove a point, use a more scholarly source.
@@jenh9426 I hope in the three years this unnecessary aggressive comment has been here you have gotten some therapy.
With all of the powerful energy in that store, it should explode like a neutron star.
you always deliver
I've always wondered how businesses like this stay open. It's not like people are lining up outside to plop down 500 plus dollars for a single pendant. I imagine the majority of the items seen here have been sitting on the shelves for years
Debr
Debt
Maybe they’re also used for money laundering ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Here we have a nice 10 dollar meth piece, beautifully created by the best cook of Tijuana. Rear end smuggled by trade craft coyotes.
Fuck 😂😆
"Have you heard of the Amulet of Kings?"
The man can sell some rocks.
*Gouges eyes out with crystals*
VERY HEALING YES
I've found the best comment! 😆
Where's the Amulet of Talos it's like the most useful one
Gimme that Shout cooldown reduction
I'm looking for an amulet of mara
It’s hard to appreciate the ASMR when I’m pissing myself laughing reading the comments.
This guy definitely seems like he has at least one person tied up in his basement.
thepantweaver it’s the at least that make this comment
At least.
@This is the best name i could come up with 😂😂😂👍
Yh but triangles (or officially triangles) energy cleansed AF
This has put me to sleep so many times. Just him saying all the names and places is so relaxing. He seems like a nice guy, he likes his work, and the rocks are pretty.
00:25 Of course there is no better way to start this kind of video than with a triangle called triangle
@38:00 Thanos took a big dump after he saw all avengers assemble 😁
Society: You'll never get a job with a geology degree.
Ariel: Look at this stuff, isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
13:59 watch your step whilst in his store! "We shit any where"... 😂
sameee
Here we have a used pair of boxers from Lawrence stoller…you can see where his coin purse rested and cradled inside the elastic here, some streaks on the underside give amazing energy, museum quality
"these are extremely rare" but at the same time they cost $3 each and "we have whatever quantities you need". 😂
Some are rare, but not the $3 ones. I used to work at s crystal shop and the expensive stuff was kept behind the counter.
@@ASMRyouVEGANyet He literally pointed to the "rare" ones that had $3 tag on it 😂
That was surprisingly relaxing. Thank you for posting it.
"And this one here is one of the six infinity stones used by thanos to wipe out half the universe"
2:30 Holds an item that resembles a phallic object: "It shoots the color down into the tip"
Whenever I meet salsepersons with this voice I know I'm screwed.
I went to the toilet and had a shungite
😂😆😂
Suge Knight?
That’s weird at the time of writing this I also and having a shungite... coincidence I shungite right as I read your comment? I think not we are connected, and I think by the cacocksinite, it’s what connects us, together as one the cacocksinite...
Exquisite.
Magnificent.
Highly sought after.
natural
unique design
A $4,000 hunk of shiny stone would definitely complete my sitting room
Very rare triangles, what we call triangles, and over here we have a very high quality perfect sandwich. And fiver here, from Zaire, we have this very rare piece of spleen chakra. Welcome to Points of Light and have a wonderful response.
He's got whosits and whatsits galore!
Those crystals really getting an effect on the camera focus
It's too funny how he keeps calling the pendants "powerful". I would love to see someone come up and say "I'd just like to verify the power level. Could you grab the meter real quick?"
Very beautiful peices. I love the blue one with the glass that shoots the colour into the bottom portion.
Good thing he sounds like this. Can you imagine walking into a shop like this and hearing, "How can I help you?" in a Gilbert Gottfried-like squawk?
Gilbert Gottfried ASMR.
Aggressive
Screeching
Man
Ree'ing
“We have an exquisite trelopherite from the bowels of Brazil alongside a pirite elongated hemoglobin from the garden of Eden, all one of a kind, very special.”
should be able to just walk into the shop and be healed of all ailments immediately
These stones are amazing. During the presentation, I felt my wallet getting lighter and lighter.
Con man 1: These fools bought millions of pet rocks for $3.95
Con man 2: What if we say the rocks have magic powers?
Con man 1: $700 a rock?
Con man 2: 🤑🤑🤑🤑 🚘🚤🛥✈
Top tier salespeople say: "This product will change your life!" But this fellow can't promise that or he'll be sued.
I don't know man.. Spending $4000 on a rock would certainly affect my life in some way.
Is it just me or did the guy wave at his reflection at 24:56 lmao
Good catch