Unintentional ASMR 💎 Crystal & Mineral Store Salesman Compilation (beautiful soft male voice)

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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2018
  • Original videos: • New Arrivals 11-2011 and many more
    Original channel: "Points of Light" www.pointsoflight.net
    👉 My free newsletter which will make you calmer & happier: findcalm.com/Sunday :)
    This is a compilation of very pleasant Gem & Mineral Store Tours & Consultations. I specifically enjoyed the soft-spoken male voice.
    I do not own the rights to these contents, I do not monetize them and I will delete them upon request. All credit goes to the original creators.
    (I significantly edited/enhanced the audio & video for better ASMR effect).
    #ASMR #Softspoken #Gems

Комментарии • 1,4 тыс.

  • @BestUnintentionalASMR
    @BestUnintentionalASMR  5 лет назад +445

    I don't know what it is about Crystal Salesmen but they tend to calm me down:) this is one of my favorites and some of the best unintentional ASMR videos I know (in my opinion), Ariel from PointsOfLight - it is a compilation of about 10 videos, I hope you enjoy it!

    • @romansx9130
      @romansx9130 5 лет назад +2

      Best Unintentional ASMR you should post fret replacement on guitar, best unintentional ASMR, the tapping and talking as well as sanding😩 specifically this one ruclips.net/video/F5zKjaA1Uz0/видео.html

    • @markmontes4736
      @markmontes4736 5 лет назад +2

      I appreciate your uploads, thanks!

    • @ussco
      @ussco 5 лет назад +7

      Crystals in general balance people on all levels---physically, emotionally, mentally, and spiritually. This results in an overall calm demeanor.

    • @neoviez
      @neoviez 5 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/xN8naCb_nyw/видео.html
      you should see this one

    • @juicyjesstv
      @juicyjesstv 5 лет назад

      Hello, I wanted to suggest this video for your collection. It is short but very nice. ruclips.net/video/7M2joZMCEFs/видео.html

  • @PsychoChargedWolf
    @PsychoChargedWolf 5 лет назад +854

    "Damn it Marie, they're minerals!"

  • @wendygreene
    @wendygreene 5 лет назад +2658

    I was relaxed until I saw the prices

    • @fiddlesticks4406
      @fiddlesticks4406 5 лет назад +45

      😂 😂

    • @AtillatheHun
      @AtillatheHun 5 лет назад +169

      Scams tend to not be too kind to a wallet!

    • @alexblock8607
      @alexblock8607 5 лет назад +53

      I was relaxed until I saw and died from your comment🤣

    • @DebGC
      @DebGC 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @stormblessed2321
      @stormblessed2321 5 лет назад +8

      Atilla the Hun3 oh no, Ariel wouldn’t do that.

  • @1yearago491
    @1yearago491 5 лет назад +822

    Idk why but the way he looks at the camera at the start he seems like a oblivion npc

  • @Hige92
    @Hige92 2 года назад +370

    He must be immortal inside his Shop, with all these healing Cyrstalls lying around.

    • @Markybug-Keira-Cody
      @Markybug-Keira-Cody 2 года назад +5

      Grew up with Jesus apparently

    • @ASMRyouVEGANyet
      @ASMRyouVEGANyet 2 года назад +3

      They never claim to make you immortal...

    • @conantheseptuagenarian3824
      @conantheseptuagenarian3824 2 года назад +1

      well said. haha.

    • @hypnoz7871
      @hypnoz7871 Год назад +20

      @@ASMRyouVEGANyet No. But they claim a whole lot of bullshit.

    • @dustercrew
      @dustercrew Год назад

      @@ASMRyouVEGANyetthey pretty much do. Heal cancer and all that shit they say just to make a quick buck. I personally have more respect for drug dealers then for „healing“ wand salesman like theese

  • @streetwisehercules9956
    @streetwisehercules9956 5 лет назад +1946

    Got an amulet of +8 Strength bro?

    • @Deekaighem
      @Deekaighem 5 лет назад +67

      Just a 4 str 4 stam leather belt

    • @keiran5170
      @keiran5170 5 лет назад +28

      Git gud scrub and get your enchanting skills higher and make your own

    • @akselsand6076
      @akselsand6076 5 лет назад +2

      T Johnson ..

    • @feslerae
      @feslerae 5 лет назад +21

      +8 Strength but it drains your mana, bro.

    • @jakepat8603
      @jakepat8603 5 лет назад +11

      I want a chloranthy ring son

  • @pennica.illegale
    @pennica.illegale 5 лет назад +796

    [picking up pebble from the sidewalk]
    *VERY UNIQUE PIECE*

    • @kohinarec6580
      @kohinarec6580 5 лет назад +33

      This is a stone
      That I picked from the bank of a great stream on which energies flow up and down: vessels of all kinds, birds and fish and which is crossed by a structure by which energies of other people may pass to the *other side* and back - and under this unique structure there lay this little stone and many like it, all in that junction of water and airborne stone, hung in an arc above the eternal flow of water and energies.
      Sure it may seem like a piece of everyday granite from under a bridge but think about the energy. And ions. Can't forget the ions.

    • @21stCenturyDub
      @21stCenturyDub 4 года назад

      @@kohinarec6580 timestamp?

    • @soulfire2588
      @soulfire2588 4 года назад +9

      VERY powerful

    • @SantaFishes101
      @SantaFishes101 4 года назад +9

      no one:
      empaths: I must treat every object like a goddess. If I throw away this special stone I found on the ground years ago, it will be very sad.

    • @eitanengel8259
      @eitanengel8259 3 года назад +1

      Canalave Maiden [plz look at my playlists thnx] I swear you just described me

  • @Kyle_Man
    @Kyle_Man 4 года назад +315

    The Papyrus font has special healing properties.

    • @magules13
      @magules13 4 года назад +4

      Lol what is it with hippies and papyrus?

    • @ryanthomas4816
      @ryanthomas4816 3 года назад +10

      "I know what you did! I know what you did!"

    • @liza9560
      @liza9560 3 года назад +3

      Ha! Hahahaha. Papyrus.

    • @HipixOFFICIAL
      @HipixOFFICIAL 3 года назад +4

      That's why the Avatar movie has that font.

    • @calmdown3545
      @calmdown3545 3 года назад +3

      Shakira merch

  • @mackwinter5637
    @mackwinter5637 4 года назад +379

    And this is crystal of methamphetamine it has a very strong energy and helps with daily tasks..very magical indeed.

    • @sarroumarbeu6810
      @sarroumarbeu6810 3 года назад +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mauigio
      @mauigio 3 года назад +10

      And on day 14 of said continuous monotonous daily tasks, forgoing rest and sustinence, thine will know one has been smitten

    • @Astrithor
      @Astrithor 2 года назад +10

      The one crystal that will ACTUALLY do something for your energy. Lol

    • @LolitaL013
      @LolitaL013 2 года назад

      LOL

  • @Sean-dm8ez
    @Sean-dm8ez 5 лет назад +613

    This guy knows how to talk to his customers. I don't really buy the whole healing stones thing, but even I'm like "Yeah that one would be really nice to have around"

    • @spectacularsceptile3879
      @spectacularsceptile3879 5 лет назад +73

      it feels your chi chacra energy and ionizez your 3rd eye with the power of energetic bullshit.

    • @ryanmahoney1456
      @ryanmahoney1456 2 года назад +5

      @@spectacularsceptile3879 lol

    • @user-rk6bs7po3f
      @user-rk6bs7po3f 2 года назад +1

      Ah your right of course

    • @Yellow-Rose
      @Yellow-Rose 2 года назад +3

      Lolz ikr! He puts the cherry on the sundae haha

    • @snufftherooster93
      @snufftherooster93 Год назад +6

      Same here. Aesthetically, they're beautiful, but I don't buy into the whole *"healing, chakras, energy, spirit"* malarkey. I just think they look nice.

  • @generalzod7959
    @generalzod7959 5 лет назад +491

    Do you have any kryptonite? Asking for a friend.

    • @pepebabushki9376
      @pepebabushki9376 4 года назад +15

      It's fine, he's been defeated by poor writing! :D

    • @FreebyrdFayelanx
      @FreebyrdFayelanx 3 года назад +17

      Clear quartz 6-pointed star pendant infused with "lotus" cut Kryptonite. Only $6938.

    • @jasonspades5628
      @jasonspades5628 3 года назад

      That's funny as hell

    • @billlarson226
      @billlarson226 Год назад +1

      Bet he's got great tales from the Krypt!

    • @vicroberts3080
      @vicroberts3080 Год назад

      Lmao

  • @asabado2012
    @asabado2012 Год назад +98

    This video is the finest, rarest video from the jungles of Madagascar. It has been edited by the finest editor in the northern hemisphere. It was filmed on the highest quality cell phone that was hand built by Frederico de la Vega who is the most in demand builder in the finest region of Spain.

  • @deltayankee1082
    @deltayankee1082 5 лет назад +924

    He says they’re rare, but how much you wanna bet he has 189 more in the back

    • @elchicharron9503
      @elchicharron9503 5 лет назад +186

      Nothing he has on offer is rare. These are all items that can be bought in wholesale flats at a mineral show.

    • @josephdoiron8376
      @josephdoiron8376 5 лет назад +95

      Tom Dammit Tom! These are rare priceless jewels with metaphysical properties.

    • @dunwoodie27
      @dunwoodie27 5 лет назад +2

      Delta Yankee bet 😂😂😂👌🏽

    • @surpriseraisin5892
      @surpriseraisin5892 5 лет назад +2

      Definitely not rare haha

    • @oiitssean
      @oiitssean 5 лет назад +11

      More like 18.9 tonnes in his backyard.

  • @LegendofLaw
    @LegendofLaw 4 года назад +62

    How to become a crystal salesman:
    1. Jack the prices up over 300%
    2. When explaining what type of crystals.... use as many adjectives as possible
    Acceptable words: High quality,
    Extraordinary, powerful, masculine, beautiful, ONE OF A KIND, gorgeous, natural, rare, exceptional......

  • @Easy_Urban_Rider
    @Easy_Urban_Rider 5 лет назад +343

    I believe the markup on most of these are 9000%

    • @Postc0ital_mal0ne
      @Postc0ital_mal0ne 5 лет назад +14

      Over* 9000%

    • @Dave96939
      @Dave96939 5 лет назад +3

      9000% of 0 is..... = ?

    • @Kalleosini
      @Kalleosini 5 лет назад +5

      The price of mystical rock magic!

    • @MCtravler
      @MCtravler 4 года назад +5

      Yeah, you should save a few bucks and go out and dig up some stones, tumble them and polish them yourself!

    • @FreebyrdFayelanx
      @FreebyrdFayelanx 4 года назад +9

      Small businesses often look to make around 10% profit after storage, delivery, rent, insurance, wages etc. I doubt he's swimming in money.

  • @gojibbq
    @gojibbq 5 лет назад +159

    for some reason the phrase "we also have a lot of new spheres" made me absolutely lose it

    • @floofytown
      @floofytown 4 года назад +15

      I'm laughing at your comment alone. It's just so absurd.

    • @zach2990
      @zach2990 4 года назад +4

      Hahaha please share whatever you were on 😆

    • @Intertayne
      @Intertayne 3 года назад +9

      11:40 for anyone wondering

    • @adamant5906
      @adamant5906 2 года назад

      He's Galactus.

    • @Chrisprusse
      @Chrisprusse 4 месяца назад +1

      Well do YOU have new spheres?! I have never enjoyed that luxury. All my spheres are old.

  • @terraminuit
    @terraminuit 5 лет назад +1089

    I love watching this guy try to convince me that these things are rare, so rare, so freaking rare he's not even sure how he got them. Relaxing but jfc it's quartz

    • @WETTV96
      @WETTV96 4 года назад +90

      And how magical and powerful they are

    • @Leadfoot_P71
      @Leadfoot_P71 4 года назад +161

      @@WETTV96 Well, the prices on these rocks are truly powerful, there's no denying that.

    • @whydnot
      @whydnot 4 года назад +12

      Bull. Shit.

    • @whydnot
      @whydnot 4 года назад +136

      I bet his first aid kit at home has a fucking rock in it.

    • @pepebabushki9376
      @pepebabushki9376 4 года назад +11

      @@whydnot lmao

  • @congydave
    @congydave 5 лет назад +331

    Is that traffic I can hear in the background?
    Or the screaming souls of his victims trapped within the stones?

    • @JackOSUrulz
      @JackOSUrulz 4 года назад +1

      Nicely done

    • @headybud
      @headybud 3 года назад

      Both

    • @FreebyrdFayelanx
      @FreebyrdFayelanx 3 года назад

      Can't it be both?

    • @congydave
      @congydave 3 года назад +3

      @@FreebyrdFayelanx Lord Ariel forbids both

    • @toster387
      @toster387 3 года назад +3

      BRO WHY WAS I THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING LMAOOOOO

  • @thegeniusgamer4436
    @thegeniusgamer4436 5 лет назад +331

    “Shoots the colour down to the tip, it’s very magical” that’s how refraction works my guy

    • @CsykKrit
      @CsykKrit 4 года назад +19

      Tide goes on, tide goes out. You can't explain it.

    • @cjones4518
      @cjones4518 4 года назад +5

      @@CsykKrit I hate that I know this reference

    • @imotekh6110
      @imotekh6110 3 года назад +12

      @@cjones4518 I hate that I don't

  • @just4youtube245
    @just4youtube245 5 лет назад +129

    Some of those names sounds like a good smoke. "half oz of golden aragornite pls".

  • @scottpollock6549
    @scottpollock6549 2 года назад +59

    You know with so much "energizing" and "powerful" rocks around him all day you'd think he'd have more energy.

    • @lewisyeadon4046
      @lewisyeadon4046 7 месяцев назад

      It's like the Masters of the Voice in Skyrim, he has to protect us from his massive energy

  • @6.0skante20
    @6.0skante20 5 лет назад +231

    I don't personally believe in any of the crystal energy/vibration therapies, but these salesmen are always so relaxing

    • @beebop9860
      @beebop9860 5 лет назад +12

      Same, they really seem to believe this shit

    • @binay413963
      @binay413963 10 месяцев назад

      As an Indian this is embarrassing and disgusting
      Im our religion,we don't beleive in this shit , but people give us credit for this waste of time...still good ASMR

  • @richardschumacher
    @richardschumacher 5 лет назад +187

    At those prices he should be able to afford a camera with a focus control

    • @OroborOSX11
      @OroborOSX11 2 года назад +8

      Not to mention professionally printed price tags and placards.

    • @pt_tim3476
      @pt_tim3476 3 месяца назад

      You think he is selling these trash gems 😂maybe a few a week when one of those healing crystal 🧙 wanders in after too many edibles

  • @Beerfornothing
    @Beerfornothing 5 лет назад +360

    I mean if hes got all that stuff available to himself he should be like immortal right

    • @josephdoiron8376
      @josephdoiron8376 5 лет назад +31

      Beerfornothing Even the immortal have to make a living.

    • @humphrey4976
      @humphrey4976 5 лет назад +62

      Rule one of crystal dealing: don’t get high on your own supply

    • @tessabakker662
      @tessabakker662 5 лет назад +11

      'There can be only one', and it's definitely not this guy. Bet he's got a sword made of marked-up quartz, too.

    • @RevolverRez
      @RevolverRez 3 года назад +1

      Duh, that's why he's selling it. He's far too powerful right now!

    • @f0rever10st
      @f0rever10st 2 года назад +4

      Rumor has it he has been selling crystals for millenia

  • @madmaniaq
    @madmaniaq 5 лет назад +122

    Take a shot every time he says 'piece'. You'll be asleep in no time.

    • @tstaur6052
      @tstaur6052 5 лет назад +1

      madmaniaq “ANGELITE”

    • @fernandowhitmore9705
      @fernandowhitmore9705 5 лет назад +2

      A shot of what? Nightol?

    • @joeblack363
      @joeblack363 5 лет назад +13

      @@fernandowhitmore9705 a shot from a firearm! Start with the non vital areas! Fast sleep if you hit a major artery!

    • @playsauce
      @playsauce 4 года назад +1

      Yeah? I mean, the whole point of the video is to show off his "pieces." Who says "items" or "products" when it comes to jewelry or whatever it is? Considering the context I dont see any "overuse" of that word.

    • @pdm_oblivion613
      @pdm_oblivion613 2 года назад

      We want to relax, not die

  • @timewellspent8137
    @timewellspent8137 5 лет назад +175

    *Some people call it junk. Me, I call them treasures.*

    • @niketasdelgato4027
      @niketasdelgato4027 4 года назад +14

      If I had a sister, I'd sell her in a second!

    • @alexanderx33
      @alexanderx33 3 года назад +7

      I'd even buy one of your relatives, if you're looking to sell! Ha ha ha... That's a little joke.

    • @xer0c
      @xer0c 3 года назад +9

      Khajit has wares, if you have coin.

    • @FatalShotGG
      @FatalShotGG Год назад

      One man's garbage is another man's un-garbage. ~Ricky

    • @milkdoglol
      @milkdoglol 11 месяцев назад

      Everything’s for sale!

  • @R.L.Thomas
    @R.L.Thomas 5 лет назад +470

    All of those clear quartz pendents are lab grown. Most all of the natural clear quartz has some kind of inclusion in them, only lab grown is perfectly clear. And his prices are outrageous.

    • @cutienerdgirl
      @cutienerdgirl 5 лет назад +8

      It's lab grown so it costs money.

    • @pasqualz
      @pasqualz 5 лет назад +35

      Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. So in a way, you’re correct.

    • @kohinarec6580
      @kohinarec6580 5 лет назад +99

      And whether lab-grown or natural, they are both equally ineffective as tools for treating any illness.

    • @alienufoweird
      @alienufoweird 5 лет назад +7

      @@pasqualz only if you're not of the species that created that technology and since we are we should know that this is not magic, just some minerals. But idiots will be idiots so yeah, it's ,,magic,,.

    • @karlwhalls2915
      @karlwhalls2915 5 лет назад +5

      This is false.

  • @Jacno77
    @Jacno77 5 лет назад +61

    "And here is a boot, very rare and hard to find at this quality"

  • @karendaniel450
    @karendaniel450 4 года назад +62

    Stone: exists
    This guy: Sir, your vibes are exquisite

  • @asabado2012
    @asabado2012 5 лет назад +52

    I have some top grade extremely rare concrete I found in the golden hills of home Depot.

  • @aaronemms7845
    @aaronemms7845 5 лет назад +293

    *Thanos has entered the chat*

    • @MrProSnorkulus
      @MrProSnorkulus 5 лет назад +15

      What did it cost you?
      Thanos: Everything.

  • @MadonnasSpareVagina
    @MadonnasSpareVagina 4 года назад +117

    A lot of these actually look very nice. I especially like the larger geodes.
    That being said for the most part, it's quartz. Literally the most common mineral in existence. We have so much we make countertops out of it. Those prices are absurd.

    • @DolphinOfFire
      @DolphinOfFire Год назад +9

      But they like heal you and stuff man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @InspiriumESOO
      @InspiriumESOO Год назад +7

      My quartz countertop makes me immortal.

  • @deathmetalpotato
    @deathmetalpotato 5 лет назад +84

    As I watch this I’m waving my phone around my body to cleanse my energy auras

  • @tdrb42
    @tdrb42 5 лет назад +284

    Oh I get it, they forgot the decimal point on all their price tags.

  • @rosenia5409
    @rosenia5409 5 лет назад +173

    Is there an Amulet of Mara here? I’d like to propose to a Jarl, wish me luck xD lol

    • @timewellspent8137
      @timewellspent8137 5 лет назад +19

      "It's a fine day with you around" intensifies

    • @timewellspent8137
      @timewellspent8137 5 лет назад +1

      Top notch swords!

    • @dvkevin
      @dvkevin 5 лет назад +11

      @Ike Dakhlallah skyrim

    • @josephc.558
      @josephc.558 4 года назад +3

      Ike Dakhlallah STOP YOUVE VIOLATED THE LAW

  • @julzd.6470
    @julzd.6470 5 лет назад +326

    pftt ‘star of david’ .. that’s the triforce. duh.

    • @tstaur6052
      @tstaur6052 5 лет назад +9

      julz d. Shhhh. These have very powerful enehergiesss.

    • @chadisrad7495
      @chadisrad7495 5 лет назад +1

      Mosis won’t be happy with this

    • @whisperFM
      @whisperFM 4 года назад +1

      Plot twist: Link is Jewish

    • @FreebyrdFayelanx
      @FreebyrdFayelanx 4 года назад

      @@whisperFM Yeah, a very sad twist xD

    • @whisperFM
      @whisperFM 4 года назад +1

      @@FreebyrdFayelanx Why?

  • @brettvukovich6220
    @brettvukovich6220 3 года назад +30

    This rare piece of scamstone comes directly from the hills of Mordor, and can be used to detect flatulence from at least a mile away. Very sought-after and is offered at only $1,200 a gram.

  • @lepeejon2955
    @lepeejon2955 5 лет назад +103

    10:10 "Native natural copper".
    I guess it's 100% organic with no artificial additive or preservatives.
    :

    • @pasqualz
      @pasqualz 5 лет назад +15

      Le Peejon it’s also gluten free

    • @Matt_10203
      @Matt_10203 4 года назад +2

      @@pasqualz low in saturated fats

    • @Travelling_wm
      @Travelling_wm 4 года назад

      Portland Organic?

  • @tobefrank4040
    @tobefrank4040 3 года назад +167

    Came for the ASMR, stayed for the comedy

    • @shadow_rune6178
      @shadow_rune6178 10 месяцев назад

      price master's weird brother who is obsessed with minerals

  • @Lunablueeyes
    @Lunablueeyes 5 лет назад +98

    What a bougie rock shop. Everything is "very rare" $$$$$$$ Stahp it!

  • @JayDonagh
    @JayDonagh 5 лет назад +164

    Why does this guy look like Patrick Star in human form?

    • @alexblock8607
      @alexblock8607 5 лет назад +9

      I can’t unsee it and to make it worse I hear Patrick Star’s voice over this guys! 😂

    • @bobbyboucher1855
      @bobbyboucher1855 5 лет назад +4

      Looks like Phil Anselmo in the thumbnail

    • @CatholicZola
      @CatholicZola 5 лет назад +7

      I just did a spittake

    • @CannibalWHORE22
      @CannibalWHORE22 4 года назад +1

      Zola no swallow jk

  • @Roller_Ghoster
    @Roller_Ghoster 5 лет назад +88

    I went to the toilet and had a shungite

    • @zach2990
      @zach2990 4 года назад

      😂😆😂

    • @Sam-qt5gx
      @Sam-qt5gx 3 года назад

      Suge Knight?

    • @TooEagerr
      @TooEagerr 3 года назад +1

      That’s weird at the time of writing this I also and having a shungite... coincidence I shungite right as I read your comment? I think not we are connected, and I think by the cacocksinite, it’s what connects us, together as one the cacocksinite...

  • @cvbabc
    @cvbabc 5 лет назад +36

    The man can sell some rocks.

  • @TransSappho
    @TransSappho 2 года назад +26

    This video is a weirdly calming torture for people who’ve studied geology

    • @nitronrob
      @nitronrob Год назад +13

      Yup it is. I'm kind of fascinated. Trying to relax and then I hear something like "rare quartz". Then I'm wide awake and annoyed.

    • @nathanmagnuson2589
      @nathanmagnuson2589 Год назад +1

      Healing crystals are the new grift aimed at new spiritual types

  • @dualwieldroxas358
    @dualwieldroxas358 5 лет назад +23

    have a sneaking suspicion that the array of special stones around 1:00:00 are mostly the same as you would find in a children's Bag of Rocks display in any tourist trap

  • @nathanhamer8987
    @nathanhamer8987 5 лет назад +25

    "Have you heard of the Amulet of Kings?"

  • @Loungesugar
    @Loungesugar 5 лет назад +223

    This guy could be selling different horse turds and still find a way to charge $999.99 per loaf....rare....one of a kind....this one has some hay and corn.....this one was laid by sea biscuit 🏇

    • @FuttBuckerson
      @FuttBuckerson 5 лет назад +36

      This is a very beautiful hunk of shit that came out of a horses ass 3 billion years ago, very hard to find nowadays. It has a very energizing aroma, and a spiral energy. So again uh very energizing for the uhm, environment. This hunk of shit is only found in Greenland.

    • @mauigio
      @mauigio 3 года назад +6

      Did you just call a turd, a "loaf" LMFAO WIN!!

    • @gwenr1649
      @gwenr1649 3 года назад +4

      lmfao STOP i'm trying to sleep not piss myself laughing

    • @Intertayne
      @Intertayne 3 года назад +3

      "Laid by sea biscuit" is hilarious

    • @RevolverRez
      @RevolverRez 2 года назад +4

      Its 2 in the morning, I'm trying to sleep, but I'm too busy laughing like an idiot thanks to these comments.

  • @ironicchungles5912
    @ironicchungles5912 5 лет назад +172

    It's just the way they talk absolute nonsense about magic and healing that gives me tingles.

    • @Andytlp
      @Andytlp 5 лет назад +23

      ikr stupid shit gives me tingles. Just pretend to go along with it and get some amazing tingles.

    • @lazarusrex9545
      @lazarusrex9545 5 лет назад +12

      "Sure sure... I totally believe you... Just keep talking"
      I have no idea why bunk gives me tingles but it's my ASMR kryptonite

    • @-lord1754
      @-lord1754 5 лет назад +5

      K so not just me? Lol

    • @timewellspent8137
      @timewellspent8137 5 лет назад

      IMAGINATION

    • @meatfish4001
      @meatfish4001 5 лет назад +5

      Wow, same. IRL too, if someone is doing something I deem as stupid but they are real passionate about it regardless, imma be tinglin

  • @jdlech
    @jdlech 5 лет назад +71

    And for merely the cost of rent, you, too, can own a hunk of glass like material. Impress your friends. Be the life of the party. Be pop pop popular.
    You don't need a house, you just need to trade your house payment for this shiny rock. There's nothing that says, "I'm financially responsible" quite like blowing a wad on shiny things.

  • @LegendofLaw
    @LegendofLaw 4 года назад +22

    "Very rare to find this kind with the quality of this piece. Unbelievable."
    Why is EVERYTHING rare, unique and/or one of the last in the known universe?

  • @jh1328
    @jh1328 4 года назад +11

    With all of the powerful energy in that store, it should explode like a neutron star.

  • @dancingvirgil
    @dancingvirgil 5 лет назад +56

    I’ve been listening to this thinking how well he knows his stock, until I actually watched it and realised he’s just reading the labels .

    • @TheLogander
      @TheLogander 4 года назад +3

      Hahaha same

    • @billlarson226
      @billlarson226 Год назад

      Lol realizing Brazilian Quartz also on top shelf!

  • @jakehandley3366
    @jakehandley3366 5 лет назад +51

    Ariel says.. look at this stuff.. isn’t it neat.. wouldn’t you think that my collection’s complete 🧜🏻‍♀️

  • @juanisaias8308
    @juanisaias8308 4 года назад +26

    Imagine looking at amazing stones of amazing colors created by nature and having to make up fantasy magical effects for them to find them interesting.

  • @congydave
    @congydave 3 года назад +18

    49:21 my favourite version of Ariel. Goatee Ariel.
    Arguably the most potent and powerful Ariel we see in this collection.
    Probably carved by Lawrence Stoller himself!

  • @LGPanthers1
    @LGPanthers1 5 лет назад +132

    When he passed by and named the literal fools gold (Pyrite), I couldn't help but wonder if the irony hits him at all.

    • @maghrebforever2012
      @maghrebforever2012 5 лет назад

      BOT Chad I enjoyed this greatly as well

    • @dahliasdarkside1695
      @dahliasdarkside1695 4 года назад +8

      I doubt it. His prices are daylight robbery. The only things that should be as expensive as his amulets are those huge clusters

    • @playsauce
      @playsauce 4 года назад +4

      What a stupid comment. The "fool" in fool's gold refers to those who buy pyrite thinking it is gold because of the color. One who buys pyrite knowing it to be pyrite... is not a fool, but simply... someone buying pyrite. I wonder if the irony of making such a logical fallacy while criticizing someone else's lack of irony... ever hits *you* at all.
      Rekt, son.

    • @eitanengel8259
      @eitanengel8259 3 года назад

      PlaySauce ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @turkey2003
      @turkey2003 3 года назад +10

      @@playsauce Your comment is actually the pretty stupid one. He isn't selling it as pyrite. He is selling it as rare healing wands and crystals. Representing them as something they are not. As the meaning of "fools gold" is a worthless investment their is in fact irony in his statements.

  • @OscarOffTheCuff
    @OscarOffTheCuff 5 лет назад +26

    Are these stones grass-fed organic?

  • @JaneDoe-zr4px
    @JaneDoe-zr4px 5 лет назад +32

    love this guy! for me ASMR isn't just about the voice but also the deliberate style of speaking. so wish this guy would do unintentional ASMR videos for a living.

    • @lekoman
      @lekoman 5 лет назад +10

      If he's doing it for a living, is it really unintentional anymore?

    • @f0rever10st
      @f0rever10st 2 года назад +2

      @@lekoman it's tentional then

    • @sjames1955
      @sjames1955 Год назад

      Umm...then they wouldn't be unintentional

  • @LegendofLaw
    @LegendofLaw 3 года назад +29

    I was going to make a comment that no matter how much we laughed at this video, I would ponder purchasing a phantom qaurts for the 47 bucks. Then I realized it was the item number and the price was over 3k.
    Come on man, that just isn't right.

    • @billlarson226
      @billlarson226 Год назад +1

      Oral Lite comes in Quartz
      Very interesting

  • @Nifava
    @Nifava 5 лет назад +281

    These are for people with strong ears I guess. The stones are HUGE.
    By the way, the video is gold. I love unintentional asmr because you get rid of all the forced whispering and manierisms, which have become very annoying for me.

    • @just4youtube245
      @just4youtube245 5 лет назад +27

      And the microphone sponge suckers..🙄

    • @JaneDoe-zr4px
      @JaneDoe-zr4px 5 лет назад +57

      TOTALLY. I HATE intentional ASMR and youtube is swimming in it - very annoying. UNintentional is the best. People don't understand that only a select few can produce the tingles. It's not just, "do a video with me whispering or speaking unnaturally slow". For me, part of the tingles is the NATURAL speaking style - the deliberate choice of words, etc. You can't fake it.

    • @Nifava
      @Nifava 5 лет назад +19

      @@JaneDoe-zr4px I feel the same. Also, it's very hard for me to get ASMR if producing tingles is the main objective of the video. Most of the times tingles come while watching someone talk or do somethig they care about.

    • @kistzu
      @kistzu 5 лет назад +4

      All them tingle lovers don't feel nothing. I would bet on this something important 😂 it's all about sucking up to pretty boys and girls. Well, mostly.

    • @lekoman
      @lekoman 5 лет назад +1

      @@JaneDoe-zr4px I think it's mostly just that the very good intentional ASMR people are few and far between, and most of it is just irreparably basic teenagers trying to become RUclips famous by making all the same ASMR videos everyone else made years ago. It's like how there are thousands of videos of teenagers trying to be the next Tyler Oakley or MirandaSings.

  • @xpatzorsx
    @xpatzorsx 2 года назад +12

    Man, I really wasn't sure how beautiful, rare, and really really unique all of these were. I'm so glad Ariel could set me straight.

  • @WETTV96
    @WETTV96 4 года назад +10

    it’s from a locality in India/Brazil that you really can’t get anymore in this size. It has a lot of clarity and inclusions that are really magnificent and are geody. It is an aesthetic, gorgeous, magnificent, rare, spectacular, uhhh amazing piece

  • @hayleygerbil3109
    @hayleygerbil3109 4 года назад +8

    He's got whosits and whatsits galore!

  • @AsterDXZ
    @AsterDXZ 5 лет назад +93

    “This is a true Star of David”
    As opposed to a false Star of David?

    • @streetwisehercules9956
      @streetwisehercules9956 4 года назад +9

      It was stolen from a true jew

    • @happybeach777
      @happybeach777 4 года назад +3

      Yes it’s called a Star of Gentile shit

    • @playsauce
      @playsauce 4 года назад

      True Vogel Star of David. As in, not an imitation Vogel, which apparently are common. A simple google taught me this by searching a few key phrases. What's your excuse? Your witticism just got rekt, peasant. So, to the 80 fucktards who upvoted this: You were saying? Who's gullible now, eh? ;)

    • @erin3967
      @erin3967 4 года назад +2

      J M dont pay attention, hes a reddit dick. He said upvotes, not likes

  • @madsszs
    @madsszs 4 года назад +7

    Is it just me or did the guy wave at his reflection at 24:56 lmao

  • @Seonal
    @Seonal 4 года назад +19

    I've always wondered how businesses like this stay open. It's not like people are lining up outside to plop down 500 plus dollars for a single pendant. I imagine the majority of the items seen here have been sitting on the shelves for years

    • @Mommyandtux
      @Mommyandtux 4 года назад

      Debr

    • @Mommyandtux
      @Mommyandtux 4 года назад

      Debt

    • @KarIiah
      @KarIiah Год назад +2

      Maybe they’re also used for money laundering ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @ASMRctica
    @ASMRctica 5 лет назад +50

    Omg this is so good! Thanks for this compilation, 90 minutes!! Will return to this one many times, fore sure 😴

    • @ASMRctica
      @ASMRctica 5 лет назад +1

      Happened to watch some tv shop on german television this summerduring a visit, they sold gem stones/ jewelry.. wished it would never stop. So i’m super grateful now to be able to watch this video! Unintentional gem stone show&tell is probably one if the best asmr triggers ever!

    • @IGotNoJam
      @IGotNoJam 5 лет назад

      @@ASMRctica grew up in Germany and I had my first ASMR experience through Teleshopping and if you enjoy that you can check out AstroTV.

  • @bwill140
    @bwill140 5 лет назад +62

    Whenever I meet salsepersons with this voice I know I'm screwed.

  • @HerrSchrodinger
    @HerrSchrodinger 4 года назад +9

    One of the most relaxing lessons in marketing I've ever seen.

  • @chill_fridge
    @chill_fridge 2 года назад +21

    Exquisite.
    Magnificent.
    Highly sought after.

    • @lFataI1ty
      @lFataI1ty Год назад +1

      natural
      unique design

  • @stephenwakeman3074
    @stephenwakeman3074 3 года назад +34

    This is called the Michael pendant. Michael works on his own. He really puts everything into his pendant work. You might say he's In de pendant.

  • @bumblemcgrumbles7720
    @bumblemcgrumbles7720 5 лет назад +83

    Where's the Amulet of Talos it's like the most useful one

  • @__seeker__
    @__seeker__ 5 лет назад +49

    I’m unsure about stones having “energy” or what that even means, but I do love gems and stones. They’re beautiful and make me happy, and to me, beauty is numinous.

    • @DavidJDM
      @DavidJDM 5 лет назад +6

      If stones and gem makes you happy it's the positive energy from it

    • @jenh9426
      @jenh9426 5 лет назад +2

      here you go dipshit.... god all these people who don't know what an atom or molecule is.... no wonder we got trump in office. www.linkedin.com/pulse/nothing-solid-everything-energy-scientists-explain-world-djurisic/

    • @__seeker__
      @__seeker__ 5 лет назад +19

      Jen H: Wow really hostile. I know what energy is in the scientific sense of the word. But that isn’t what this video is referring to. It’s referring to something spiritual/metaphysical. There are more than one meaning for certain words.
      So it turns out that you’re, in fact, the “dipshit” in this scenario.

    • @Matt_10203
      @Matt_10203 4 года назад +9

      @@jenh9426 that article is a load of spiritualistic, unscientific bullshit. If you want to actually prove a point, use a more scholarly source.

    • @AmorAmor360
      @AmorAmor360 2 года назад +4

      @@jenh9426 I hope in the three years this unnecessary aggressive comment has been here you have gotten some therapy.

  • @corpusdelectable6078
    @corpusdelectable6078 5 лет назад +9

    @13:59 I thought the sign said 'we shit anywhere'....I was like, damn, these crystals ARE powerful....🤣🤣🤣

    • @ame30stone25
      @ame30stone25 4 года назад

      U have Stone contact me my number 9922499785

  • @22kaybee22
    @22kaybee22 5 лет назад +37

    You mean roleplays can be real?

  • @halcyonzenith4411
    @halcyonzenith4411 Год назад +3

    That's a great selection of exotic slingshot ammunition

  • @mattmoves5920
    @mattmoves5920 3 года назад +5

    00:25 Of course there is no better way to start this kind of video than with a triangle called triangle

  • @HongKongSniper
    @HongKongSniper 4 года назад +40

    *Gouges eyes out with crystals*
    VERY HEALING YES

    • @DavinTurner
      @DavinTurner 3 года назад +1

      I've found the best comment! 😆

  • @papapetebreen
    @papapetebreen Год назад +4

    2:30 Holds an item that resembles a phallic object: "It shoots the color down into the tip"

  • @jupiterrising887
    @jupiterrising887 2 года назад +5

    Man this guy's knowledge of bullshit is limitless.

  • @whoguru5
    @whoguru5 5 лет назад +15

    "And this one here is one of the six infinity stones used by thanos to wipe out half the universe"

  • @stormblessed2321
    @stormblessed2321 5 лет назад +17

    Arielle must be over flowing with “energy” from all those crystals and minerals.

  • @dearmadeline
    @dearmadeline 5 лет назад +16

    holy shit when the font went over his mouth i thought he was bleeding

  • @asabado2012
    @asabado2012 2 года назад +11

    Everything in this store is "hand picked, hand polished, incredibly rare from the rarest mine in the universe, and cut by the greatest gem cutter in all of human history, and has magical powers that are so powerful it can't be detected by human made instruments". So yeah, it's a rock.

  • @McRocket
    @McRocket 5 лет назад +5

    That was surprisingly relaxing. Thank you for posting it.

  • @walter3433
    @walter3433 5 лет назад +47

    Here we have a nice 10 dollar meth piece, beautifully created by the best cook of Tijuana. Rear end smuggled by trade craft coyotes.

    • @zach2990
      @zach2990 4 года назад

      Fuck 😂😆

  • @tdpay9015
    @tdpay9015 10 месяцев назад +2

    Top tier salespeople say: "This product will change your life!" But this fellow can't promise that or he'll be sued.

    • @aaronwilson9465
      @aaronwilson9465 2 месяца назад +1

      I don't know man.. Spending $4000 on a rock would certainly affect my life in some way.

  • @Voltichock
    @Voltichock 5 лет назад +36

    I am great lover of crystals and minerals in general, thank you for bringing this type of video to us! ;)

  • @BassByTheBay
    @BassByTheBay Год назад +8

    Good thing he sounds like this. Can you imagine walking into a shop like this and hearing, "How can I help you?" in a Gilbert Gottfried-like squawk?

    • @SqueakyBe
      @SqueakyBe Год назад +1

      Gilbert Gottfried ASMR.
      Aggressive
      Screeching
      Man
      Ree'ing

  • @agochoa
    @agochoa 4 года назад +1

    Very beautiful peices. I love the blue one with the glass that shoots the colour into the bottom portion.

  • @maxshep2829
    @maxshep2829 2 года назад +2

    13:59 watch your step whilst in his store! "We shit any where"... 😂

  • @bananabread150
    @bananabread150 5 лет назад +52

    you always deliver

  • @mikelxanadu
    @mikelxanadu 4 года назад +9

    Good glow on those JO crystals. Must have been a lot of positive energy at the sesh

    • @xpatzorsx
      @xpatzorsx 2 года назад

      God damn. I know this comment is a year+ old, but it killed me. 🤣🤣🤣👍

  • @congydave
    @congydave 5 лет назад +8

    I woke up thinking I needed a Lamarian Quartz Laser Wand to get back to my own dimension

  • @AstralDragoon
    @AstralDragoon 4 года назад +9

    It's too funny how he keeps calling the pendants "powerful". I would love to see someone come up and say "I'd just like to verify the power level. Could you grab the meter real quick?"

  • @sameifler5598
    @sameifler5598 5 лет назад +4

    So relaxing, thanks for the goodnight sleep

  • @mfhellboy5310
    @mfhellboy5310 5 лет назад +5

    “They’re not rocks, Marie! They’re Minerals!”

  • @HipixOFFICIAL
    @HipixOFFICIAL 4 года назад +4

    My freshman year of college I used this video to sleep in commons areas between classes lmao. Of course that was only in 2018 but it's already nostalgic.

  • @opalpersonal
    @opalpersonal 5 лет назад +2

    This is my true heaven on earth- amazing beautiful gemstones and tingles.

  • @thepantweaver
    @thepantweaver 5 лет назад +39

    This guy definitely seems like he has at least one person tied up in his basement.

    • @spectacularsceptile3879
      @spectacularsceptile3879 5 лет назад +3

      thepantweaver it’s the at least that make this comment

    • @floofytown
      @floofytown 4 года назад

      At least.

    • @TheLogander
      @TheLogander 3 года назад

      @This is the best name i could come up with 😂😂😂👍

    • @jakehandley3366
      @jakehandley3366 3 года назад

      Yh but triangles (or officially triangles) energy cleansed AF