Joe Rogan B-Real Smoked Me Into a Coma!

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  • Опубликовано: 19 дек 2024

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  • @jeromedass7999
    @jeromedass7999 5 лет назад +4539

    "What is that? Is that DMT?"
    Dead.

    • @lawrencelord9777
      @lawrencelord9777 5 лет назад +32

      LMAO

    • @o.d.b.5344
      @o.d.b.5344 5 лет назад +31

      LMAOOO😭

    • @nicehorn5250
      @nicehorn5250 5 лет назад +144

      The memes write themselves boys

    • @weefozziebiy2401
      @weefozziebiy2401 5 лет назад +221

      He definitely did it on purpose just for Joe to go mental about it, thank god he didn't hear it .

    • @donsolos
      @donsolos 5 лет назад +47

      Quickfire response. Boy was on his toes.

  • @lsunationalchamps08
    @lsunationalchamps08 5 лет назад +4846

    “Is that Dmt?” Lol he’s obviously a fan of the comment section

    • @veganmikedizzle4303
      @veganmikedizzle4303 5 лет назад +180

      😅😅😅😅 dude made me crack the fuck up when he said that and I was thinking the same thing as you.

    • @andyjcoop
      @andyjcoop 5 лет назад +40

      Hahahaha I laughed so hard when he said that

    • @lsunationalchamps08
      @lsunationalchamps08 5 лет назад +8

      Andy James 😂😂😂

    • @thizzuchiha
      @thizzuchiha 5 лет назад +11

      😂😂😂😂😂 I started dying

    • @aidanstewart909
      @aidanstewart909 5 лет назад +7

      This party killed me oh my god 😂

  • @juanmarquez9975
    @juanmarquez9975 3 года назад +432

    You get extremely self conscious when you get a bad high and you feel like everyone around you is judging you and you just want to get away from everybody because you're feeling really vulnerable well at least my experience .

    • @Ay0ubM
      @Ay0ubM 3 года назад +47

      I feel that way SOBER bro. But yeah weed definitely makes it worse.

    • @tfred2129
      @tfred2129 3 года назад +9

      Paranoia?

    • @bryanlopez677
      @bryanlopez677 3 года назад +2

      @@Ay0ubM same bro.

    • @mathaismaraj9253
      @mathaismaraj9253 3 года назад +50

      This is all I get from weed now. It's why I stopped altogether

    • @PO-hg6rq
      @PO-hg6rq 3 года назад +2

      exactly

  • @quintatoy7777
    @quintatoy7777 5 лет назад +3446

    This guy sounds like Dave Chappelle's white guy voice

  • @thehandliesthandle
    @thehandliesthandle 5 лет назад +1979

    "It gets in your dna"
    "Then your kids are high" lmaoo

  • @petersoriano3841
    @petersoriano3841 4 года назад +365

    The black guy is so funny lmao. "Holy shit that doesnt even look like you Joe, holy shit looks like youre a great grandpa" lmao

  • @kiddada3
    @kiddada3 5 лет назад +3284

    You could have blindfolded Joe with a spaghetti noodle in that smoke box clip.

    • @davidgambirazio3350
      @davidgambirazio3350 5 лет назад +77

      Underrated comment good shit

    • @Fr1ender
      @Fr1ender 5 лет назад +30

      this comment is so underrated LMAO

    • @timmyshingara4849
      @timmyshingara4849 5 лет назад +15

      this shit made me lol

    • @paulmildner6093
      @paulmildner6093 5 лет назад +20

      Holy shit I want to take a moment to appreciate this comment its literally the best on RUclips

    • @ChillNx2
      @ChillNx2 5 лет назад +1

      😑

  • @howardhavardramberg333
    @howardhavardramberg333 5 лет назад +2231

    joe "i don't need lights bro, i know what i'm doing" rogan

    • @AlanM009
      @AlanM009 5 лет назад +10

      Håvard Ramberg That made me lol, I was gonna comment that. 🤣

    • @PacificNorthwest360
      @PacificNorthwest360 5 лет назад +3

      He keeps the lights out so he can’t see himself commit ‘Sodomy’/ Water looks like mud from Male A$$holes gushing Lava diarrhea after Coffee Enemas Pre-sodomy session...
      Cheers
      Olympia WA

    • @marcusholtzheimer9316
      @marcusholtzheimer9316 5 лет назад +1

      😭😭

    • @paarkour83
      @paarkour83 5 лет назад +2

      Håvard Ramberg ROGAN is GAY

    • @andrewvano
      @andrewvano 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao.

  • @latex1881
    @latex1881 3 года назад +42

    Had a roommate once who smoked but didnt talk about his personal life very much, kept to him self for the most part. Perfect roommate. His mom used to bring stuff over to the house for us she was cool af. Came home from work to a nice carrot cake in the fridge with a note that said. " enjoy guys " with a little smiley face. I ate a piece. Tasteful, moist, not too moist, not to dry. Had it with a big glass of milk. Enjoyed it so much i had a second piece. I shouldnt have had thar second piece. Come to find out his mom was into edibles and baking and from what i was told she was an old-school stoner. That shit caught me slippin bruh. Unfortunately he passes away about a year later...rip James

  • @ObiWanSatoshi
    @ObiWanSatoshi 5 лет назад +2778

    Lmao joe looked like the first time Darth Vader took off his mask 😂😂😂

    • @craigbillington4540
      @craigbillington4540 4 года назад +22

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bradread612
      @bradread612 4 года назад +42

      You ain't right homie haha but ur not wrong

    • @thescoobymike
      @thescoobymike 4 года назад +7

      hahahahaha

    • @kool7581
      @kool7581 4 года назад +7

      @Danny Walters Jr. You're literally mad because of a stolen youtube comment that you didn't even write in the first place lol, wtf

    • @austinschmersey3242
      @austinschmersey3242 4 года назад +3

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @moonbull3137
    @moonbull3137 5 лет назад +2240

    I like how Joe completely cutoff this guys story to talk about smoking with b real 😂😂

    • @hero.ambition
      @hero.ambition 5 лет назад +179

      Yeah what the FUCK, that was really rude.

    • @h3110legomaster
      @h3110legomaster 4 года назад +3

      @@robertoserra8423 JC Denton from deus ex

    • @insanecumposse
      @insanecumposse 4 года назад +1

      @@robertoserra8423 its from a youtuber. MaximilianMus

    • @zachmetal
      @zachmetal 4 года назад

      Lmao shit was fire

    • @zachmetal
      @zachmetal 4 года назад +18

      RUGGED LIFE very Neil DeGrasse Tyson of him 😂

  • @duanebland3183
    @duanebland3183 5 лет назад +641

    Rich: You smoke everyday?
    Joe: No
    Rich: Every other day?
    Joe: No
    Rich: Only on sundays?
    Joe: No... BUT I do take these thc pills everyday 😂
    Love this guy!

    • @OFFICALMENOFCULTURE
      @OFFICALMENOFCULTURE 4 года назад +22

      It aint smoking lol

    • @DazedMMJ87
      @DazedMMJ87 4 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @ጭስዋሪማና
      @ጭስዋሪማና 4 года назад +14

      oH wHaT iS tHaT dMt?

    • @Red_Eyed
      @Red_Eyed 4 года назад +7

      Joe is about health. And smoking all the time isn't good for you. So he takes pills which I'm sure are 1:1 with CBD. Because 10 mg of THC is not a lot. Like at all.

    • @johnny7840
      @johnny7840 4 года назад

      LOL

  • @pigwheel15
    @pigwheel15 5 лет назад +1056

    Joe getting defensive when he was told he looked old in the smoke box: “The lighting was weird.”

    • @HardHeadMilitary
      @HardHeadMilitary 5 лет назад +3

      Misanthrope 616 😂

    • @papajams9930
      @papajams9930 5 лет назад +70

      Misanthrope 616 not gonna lie he did look older in the vid if that makes sense

    • @dahut95
      @dahut95 5 лет назад +6

      @some random guy lol way to make a fool of yourself

    • @MoonOwl333
      @MoonOwl333 5 лет назад +8

      some random guy LOL my bro went on a paragraph rant because someone said joe got defensive about something. Dude you are a pussy

    • @MattH-wg7ou
      @MattH-wg7ou 5 лет назад +5

      @some random guy jesus fuck dude its ok to disagree with someone on the internet. Take a breath and chill dude.

  • @inukecountries1
    @inukecountries1 5 лет назад +5584

    That’s the whitest black guy I’ve ever seen lmao

    • @needlessoptions
      @needlessoptions 5 лет назад +140

      Marques Brownlee lol

    • @shaunpearson7905
      @shaunpearson7905 5 лет назад +97

      That black guy seems sorta caucasian too.

    • @holeindanssock156
      @holeindanssock156 5 лет назад +98

      Why is okay if they act white?
      But we cant act black?
      Cause we enslaved them?
      That makes sense idiots.

    • @MoNsTaX1
      @MoNsTaX1 5 лет назад +36

      Dunk Danny He’s still not whiter then Kanye.

    • @louzer2566
      @louzer2566 5 лет назад +34

      He’s also a genius

  • @Eddie53172
    @Eddie53172 4 года назад +46

    Joe “it’s weird lighting” rogan 😂😂😂

  • @Buelr
    @Buelr 5 лет назад +796

    joe “i’ve had one of those since 2002 in the trunk of my tesla” rogan

    • @connorgeslak8032
      @connorgeslak8032 5 лет назад +17

      That’s not the quote. I hope you meant to fuse two together

  • @Lofe
    @Lofe 5 лет назад +422

    “What is that is that DMT” 😂😂😂

    • @voyageeats1409
      @voyageeats1409 4 года назад +1

      Lofe lamo dumbass

    • @LCdaniel5
      @LCdaniel5 4 года назад

      😂😂😂 DMT

    • @sashimi879
      @sashimi879 4 года назад +3

      @@voyageeats1409 You can't even spell it right.

    • @sashimi879
      @sashimi879 4 года назад +2

      @@voyageeats1409 Dumbass.

    • @voyageeats1409
      @voyageeats1409 4 года назад +1

      Byzantinium_Acolyte piece of dog shit

  • @Koffent
    @Koffent 4 года назад +15

    I made a batch of brownies for my grandfather who was dying of cancer. He didn't like the oxy they were giving him. He was 92 years old and had never smoked weed. I made them into 1x1 inch pieces. 1-2 got me high for a few hours. I told him to take one. My father went to check up on him and he ate all 24 brownies and was laughing hysterically at everything. He said he got hungry and the brownies tasted great so he kept eating them. He had the time of his life. I'm glad I did that for him.

  • @mattyamato5060
    @mattyamato5060 5 лет назад +818

    "Is that dmt" lol

  • @badhabit714
    @badhabit714 5 лет назад +262

    Rich: You look like a Great Grandfather
    Joe "That s weird Lighting " Rogan.

    • @T.Maximus
      @T.Maximus 4 года назад +4

      I feel it..all bout the lighting.

    • @mra3822
      @mra3822 3 года назад +6

      Joe got hurt

  • @offendedandunsubscribed7450
    @offendedandunsubscribed7450 4 года назад +245

    Haha Joe says he doesn’t smoke everyday then reveals he takes edibles everyday... every pothead lol

    • @offendedandunsubscribed7450
      @offendedandunsubscribed7450 4 года назад +28

      Butwhy Yeah I agree definitely less harmful for the lungs. But Rogan’s manner of shrugging off the question of smoking every day likely meant “No, I don’t have a dependency on getting high”

    • @HydroEntertainment901
      @HydroEntertainment901 4 года назад +9

      Butwhy how is smoking a little weed a drug problem i think u need to re-educate yourself on the term “problem”

    • @offendedandunsubscribed7450
      @offendedandunsubscribed7450 4 года назад +3

      Hydro Zay hahasprry man I’m high rn actually

    • @fullscorpion5285
      @fullscorpion5285 4 года назад

      That was CBD he's taking daily, not THC. You should learn the difference before you try to sound smart and superior again.

    • @offendedandunsubscribed7450
      @offendedandunsubscribed7450 4 года назад +11

      full scorpion lol dude relax. He’s not trying to sound “smart and superior”, he’s making solid points about long term consequences. You just come off as insecure and angry now.

  • @jesusbonnie
    @jesusbonnie 5 лет назад +360

    "YOU PUT THOSE PILLS IN YOUR COFFEE?" LOL

    • @Your_Daily_Scroll
      @Your_Daily_Scroll 5 лет назад +37

      Really not that outlandish if your main knowledge of weed comes from the kind that you smoke. Remember this guy smoked ONCE in his life, he isn’t like you and I, my friend. And there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that.

    • @JaRa911
      @JaRa911 4 года назад +5

      Kyle Glarum very true BUT he shook the bottle and you can hear the pills so it was kinda weird how that was his first thought

    • @actionyear
      @actionyear 4 года назад +3

      He’s weird af

    • @shasta9032
      @shasta9032 3 года назад +1

      Lol obviously you guys never put pills in a liquid ever heard of xan juice

    • @andreasrasmussen6362
      @andreasrasmussen6362 3 года назад

      @@actionyear he seems more fun to talk to than joe😫

  • @69coxswain
    @69coxswain 5 лет назад +715

    Joe “Trunk of my Tesla” Rogan

    • @lyrastrseed3343
      @lyrastrseed3343 5 лет назад +7

      lmao

    • @BASEDNPC765
      @BASEDNPC765 5 лет назад +16

      The guy he’s talking to rebuilds old teslas

    • @BASEDNPC765
      @BASEDNPC765 5 лет назад +1

      Hater Sensei Grand Master Chosen One well the first tesla came out in 2010 so...

    • @m.w.6526
      @m.w.6526 4 года назад

      Hater Sensei Grand Master Chosen One meaning modify

    • @drew6034
      @drew6034 4 года назад +3

      he just has to say the trunk of his tesla not just the trunk 💀

  • @hoodytee
    @hoodytee 3 года назад +13

    This is such an underrated video. Makes me cry of laughter every time.

  • @cbd7575
    @cbd7575 5 лет назад +185

    “You comb over everything you’ve ever done ever that might be remotely questionable”
    So true

    • @nuckels188
      @nuckels188 5 лет назад +1

      cbd7575 yup lol

    • @tcsprynce5748
      @tcsprynce5748 5 лет назад +15

      I’ve only been smoking for a year but I ended up quitting recently because I did this every time I was high lol it freaked me out and made me think I was going crazy or something. Glad to see that’s a normal thing 😂

    • @cbd7575
      @cbd7575 5 лет назад +2

      TCS Prynce oh big time. For some people, marijuana will make them anxious. Some/most people have the opposite effect, but we’re all different. Drugs of all kind will affect every one of us differently in some way. Just different strokes for different folks lol

    • @tcsprynce5748
      @tcsprynce5748 5 лет назад +4

      cbd7575 I was smoking almost everyday for about 6 months. Most days it would mellow me out and I’d just listen to music, but the last month it was giving me bad anxiety even when I wasn’t smoking. Took a break for about a week now and I feel back to normal. I think I was just smoking way too much lol it’s relieving to know that’s not abnormal though

    • @cbd7575
      @cbd7575 5 лет назад +2

      Real World Warrior lowen I think it depends on the person, but I agree. Everything comes at a cost

  • @undefeatedandundisputedcha3773
    @undefeatedandundisputedcha3773 5 лет назад +407

    This guy does not want to talk about weed lmao

    • @MattIsLoling
      @MattIsLoling 5 лет назад +107

      well he was trying to tell a story about smoking but joe kept cutting him off haha

    • @johnhiskings8328
      @johnhiskings8328 5 лет назад +10

      because he doesn't want to feed the stereotype

    • @visible2anyoneonyoutube
      @visible2anyoneonyoutube 5 лет назад

      @@johnhiskings8328 lol, know that is funny!

    • @meowbih
      @meowbih 5 лет назад +44

      @Jaime Chavez bad troll is bad

    • @algoodie7761
      @algoodie7761 5 лет назад

      Undefeated And Undisputed Chael Sonnen fbi

  • @AlexPavelka
    @AlexPavelka 4 года назад +24

    Damn that dude was just trying to tell his story and Joe was like B REAL SMOKE BOX

  • @MrTycoon1995
    @MrTycoon1995 5 лет назад +546

    Joe Rogan on his way home be like:
    Cop: Are you high sir?
    Joe: Am I what?
    Cop: High?
    Joe: Hello?

  • @45noop
    @45noop 5 лет назад +703

    “I take these everyday tho” “ what are those dmt?”

  • @atodaso1668
    @atodaso1668 2 года назад +35

    My friend got super baked from a car hot box, he didnt smoke any but he was fucked up. I also had a friend freak out while hot boxing in the canopy of my truck before a movie, he thought we were running out of air. Watching him fumble for the locks on each side was hilarious. I also took 4 bud cookies once and went to the beach. We sat down on the main stairs to the pier and a 10 year old girl walked by and said to her mom "look at that guys eyes, they are so red" At that moment I felt like I weighed 1000lbs.

  • @socratese5
    @socratese5 5 лет назад +415

    Joe “I have some elk meat in my flotation tank laced with DMT and Marijuana” Rogan

  • @floydpink4077
    @floydpink4077 5 лет назад +270

    so high your kids are high. that was funny

  • @gtaopman6678
    @gtaopman6678 2 года назад +12

    The " You comb over everything you've ever done ever that might be even remotely questionable " line had me 😁😆🤣

  • @06livefast
    @06livefast 5 лет назад +457

    Lmao Joe looked like a water-logged version of himself in that breal vid

    • @wronggg
      @wronggg 5 лет назад +7

      Do you work for the government?

    • @06livefast
      @06livefast 5 лет назад +2

      Wrong! I dunno, you tell me

    • @wronggg
      @wronggg 5 лет назад

      @@06livefast do you do DMT?

    • @06livefast
      @06livefast 5 лет назад +2

      Wrong! Are you a cop?

    • @wronggg
      @wronggg 5 лет назад +3

      @@06livefast Are you a gay, Jewish lizard?

  • @arnoldschwarzenegger9258
    @arnoldschwarzenegger9258 5 лет назад +175

    Rich: 'Looks like your frickin great grandpa or something'
    Joe: 'ohh look at me, it's weird lighting!..'🤣 Joe wen't home that night and cried himself to sleep

    • @robertfan332
      @robertfan332 5 лет назад +2

      It has to be the supplements and substances joe is bodied up but looks old AF sometimes

    • @marcosraphael1935
      @marcosraphael1935 5 лет назад +1

      I was thinking the same thing....lmao I know that shit hurt him.

    • @Micolashcage1
      @Micolashcage1 5 лет назад

      TRT hyper-masculinizes the face.

  • @mysteretsym
    @mysteretsym 4 года назад +31

    This guy kills me 🤣 “Is that dmt?”

  • @joseberlanga231
    @joseberlanga231 5 лет назад +74

    “Looks like your great grandfather” 💀

  • @juglord2744
    @juglord2744 5 лет назад +642

    Joe "I don't get high every day but I take thc tablets everyday" Hogan

    • @rydzu3840
      @rydzu3840 5 лет назад +22

      10mg lul

    • @R-Mean1000
      @R-Mean1000 5 лет назад +20

      Hulk hogan n joe rogan

    • @theodorebennett7938
      @theodorebennett7938 5 лет назад +2

      Joe the Hulkster!

    • @camerinw.3226
      @camerinw.3226 5 лет назад +3

      He said he doesn't smoke everyday.

    • @mftarik1255
      @mftarik1255 5 лет назад +8

      cbd is the actuall healing part of marioana and makes you feel strong and secure while thc makes you all shizophrenic thats why i only smoke super skunk

  • @danielburgess7101
    @danielburgess7101 4 года назад +146

    “Is that DMT??”
    Yes, this is my bottle of DMT gummy edibles that I take twice a day.

  • @supersecret39
    @supersecret39 5 лет назад +220

    What else is a good thing? *Whispers* Marijuana

  • @jonathanferraro1159
    @jonathanferraro1159 5 лет назад +116

    Joe Rogen: -gets too high-“damn I called chicks bimbos a lot in the 90s”

    • @hero.ambition
      @hero.ambition 4 года назад

      😂😂

    • @hero.ambition
      @hero.ambition 4 года назад +2

      He's right tho u get high u wallow over everything you ever done.

  • @pizmahself7756
    @pizmahself7756 4 года назад +13

    3:37 “is that DMT” 😂😂😂😂

  • @d4ydr34m3r420
    @d4ydr34m3r420 5 лет назад +509

    What is that?
    (Rogan shakes pill bottle)
    Is that dmt?
    Lmao

  • @benjaminlehman7787
    @benjaminlehman7787 5 лет назад +138

    "Is that dmt?" I dieeed

  • @TacticoolMallninja-if3lo
    @TacticoolMallninja-if3lo 3 года назад +5

    "you comb over anything you might've done that was questionable" 😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🙈🙈 that shit made me die

    • @thomashawley140
      @thomashawley140 3 года назад

      Just now watched this and thought about that shit for a min

  • @ssskkkiiibbbaaa
    @ssskkkiiibbbaaa 5 лет назад +25

    Rich Benoit- "So Joe, you hunted any elk recently?"
    Joe Rogan- "They are pretty sure that dimethyltryptamine is produced in the pineal gland"
    Richard Benoit-"mhmm"

  • @jaywillow4432
    @jaywillow4432 5 лет назад +31

    2:40 "Is that you? Holy shit that looks like your freakin great grandfather or something"
    Rich is a savage

    • @playstationskate345
      @playstationskate345 5 лет назад +3

      joe: yea the lighting was bad..😒 LMFAO

    • @AmishGeneral
      @AmishGeneral 5 лет назад

      Seems kinda like a bitch over a savage lol

    • @overland1178
      @overland1178 2 года назад

      Lmao the laugh in the background

  • @ጭስዋሪማና
    @ጭስዋሪማና 4 года назад +8

    "Ive been taking these everyday"
    "oH wHaT iS tHaT dMt?"
    This guy lmao 🤣

  • @brock3805
    @brock3805 5 лет назад +69

    "Then your kids are high" lmao this dude is mad funny

    • @69adambomb69
      @69adambomb69 5 лет назад +5

      This guy is unintentionally hilarious

  • @thekingofbrazil88
    @thekingofbrazil88 5 лет назад +288

    Joe “do you work for the government, because I do” Rogan

    • @dbyrd814
      @dbyrd814 5 лет назад +13

      @Everyones A Little Racist Uh, no? The government is technically supposed to be working for the citizens, not the other way around.

    • @HorizonHipHop
      @HorizonHipHop 5 лет назад +1

      @@dbyrd814 you missed the joke...

    • @dbyrd814
      @dbyrd814 5 лет назад

      @@HorizonHipHop If it was a joke it wasn't a good one... Besides you aren't even the one who said it don't be a gatekeeper for other people

    • @jboogieee337
      @jboogieee337 5 лет назад

      🤣🤣

    • @RecTec77
      @RecTec77 5 лет назад

      I like sarcasm, so it was a good one.

  • @CastFromTheHip
    @CastFromTheHip 4 года назад +4

    Jamie laughing at Joe in the background is priceless haha!

  • @d.b.922
    @d.b.922 5 лет назад +82

    Joe "That's weird lighting" Rogan

  • @jordanhubbard1329
    @jordanhubbard1329 5 лет назад +45

    "I've been doin this everyday."
    "Oh! Is that DMT?"

  • @johnw6620
    @johnw6620 3 года назад +8

    “And then your kids are high” 😂😂😂

  • @cesarcarbajal21
    @cesarcarbajal21 5 лет назад +146

    Joe "look how barbequed i look" Rogan

    • @Kasitro
      @Kasitro 5 лет назад +3

      Muscle Women yea just stop

    • @Your_Daily_Scroll
      @Your_Daily_Scroll 5 лет назад +3

      HE SAID GREAT GRANDFATHER 😂😂😂

    • @HorizonHipHop
      @HorizonHipHop 5 лет назад

      @@Your_Daily_Scroll lol, "you look dead"

  • @walzybby
    @walzybby 5 лет назад +135

    Weed’s pretty great but I can’t stand when people make it their entire personality

    • @ndnrb_
      @ndnrb_ 5 лет назад +7

      That just means they have none themselves

    • @josephg5766
      @josephg5766 5 лет назад +1

      Why only when white ppl do it?

    • @MLGmountainjew
      @MLGmountainjew 5 лет назад +1

      Pep fraudiola

    • @ghostofuchiha3807
      @ghostofuchiha3807 4 года назад +1

      *weed CAN be great.
      I know lots of people who always get bad trips, for two guys it made them schizophrenics, most become addicted to the point where (as you wrote) it becomes part of their life to be stoned all day and they lose their job and they turn into couch potatoes. I dont know anybody that drinks with such problems. I still think alcohol by itself is no bad drug at all. If you are driving under the influence of drugs, it doesnt matter if its weed or alcohol. If you are just a douchebag and you behave wrong, it doesnt matter if you are drunk or high.
      But if you are looking at the drugs themselves and their effect only on you, you cant deny that alcohol is objectively the "better" drug. It doesnt change your personality, cause paranoia, give you bad hallucinations, it rarely makes you psychologically addicted, it doesnt increase the chance of you getting schizophrenia.

    • @nomames6855
      @nomames6855 4 года назад +29

      @@ghostofuchiha3807 that was probably the most ignorant thing I've ever read in the comments. Here is your medal sir 🎖

  • @cypresshill
    @cypresshill 3 года назад +6

    💯

    • @backbone93
      @backbone93 3 года назад +2

      Joo dude lets take a hit from the bong

    • @Momo7O7
      @Momo7O7 3 года назад +1

      💯💪🏽

  • @snmsnm9977
    @snmsnm9977 5 лет назад +180

    The first black guy to survive hostel 🔪

  • @gnarman1358
    @gnarman1358 5 лет назад +41

    This dude reminds me of Dave Chapelle when he plays a white guy 😂😂😂

  • @mattjohnston5807
    @mattjohnston5807 5 лет назад +38

    "do you smoke weed everyday".
    "No I just eat it"

  • @mr.tpixel9046
    @mr.tpixel9046 5 лет назад +60

    When joe said you’d get so high itd be in your dna and the other guy responds with “ thatd get your kids high”😂😂😂

  • @jamilam1980
    @jamilam1980 5 лет назад +161

    Loll he just called him old and everything lol that's funny

    • @HorizonHipHop
      @HorizonHipHop 5 лет назад

      @ I mean it is bad lightning though

    • @adrienrodriguez250
      @adrienrodriguez250 5 лет назад

      @@HorizonHipHop *it's probably because of how cloudy it is in the car.*

    • @novaheads
      @novaheads 5 лет назад

      Fuck that black guy is cringe

  • @white_devil73
    @white_devil73 5 лет назад +5

    Joe Rogan: "Hey man, I've got some kush."
    B-Real: "That's cute......"

  • @dokidoki777
    @dokidoki777 5 лет назад +63

    *_"Is that DMT?"_*

    • @nofreehooks
      @nofreehooks 5 лет назад

      Doki Doki he has to read the comments lmao

    • @donmaime522
      @donmaime522 5 лет назад +2

      Just real cringe at that moment..man that guy is lost.

    • @HorizonHipHop
      @HorizonHipHop 5 лет назад +1

      @@donmaime522 I think that was just one of the things he knew about Joe and was waiting for a chance to say it or for Joe to bring it up.

    • @eternalbattle1438
      @eternalbattle1438 5 лет назад +2

      *THAT LITERALLY HAD ME DYING*

  • @IceKoldKilla
    @IceKoldKilla 5 лет назад +36

    Joe was definitely still high from the hot box.

  • @changotv5847
    @changotv5847 4 года назад +10

    " I got a state of the art one"..
    "does it have lights?"
    "no.. I doesn't.."

  • @deadman3750
    @deadman3750 5 лет назад +85

    You smoke everyday?
    Every other day?
    Sunday’s only?

    • @jaym4785
      @jaym4785 5 лет назад +16

      Only b4 church listening to brotha lynch

  • @kickz2828
    @kickz2828 5 лет назад +235

    This dude wanted to be so cool that he made up a story about taking an edible lol

    • @yannick245
      @yannick245 4 года назад +3

      That lie was so obvious!

    • @kickz2828
      @kickz2828 4 года назад +1

      piggy kid no1 “comedy” 😂 right, point out the funny part, other than the “I wanna be cool” lies

    • @tongbokes5820
      @tongbokes5820 4 года назад

      @piggy kid no1 there was no comedy in that lmao he was just lying to sound cool

    • @y.e.a.h5634
      @y.e.a.h5634 4 года назад

      Fr his story did sound cap.

  • @chase920
    @chase920 5 лет назад +1

    When joe says “oooh look at me” in his old man voice is probably my favorite thing that’s ever happened on JRE lmao

  • @chrism7275
    @chrism7275 5 лет назад +5

    I once smoked weed after a long time of not smoking while I had an addiction to opiates and when I got high I freaked out and panicked about how addicted to opiates I was I didn’t quit immediately after that but a couple months after I did and I kept thinking about how self aware I was of myself and my addiction when I was high. It might of saved my life because before that I knew I was addicted but the opiates make you not care the marijuana made me deeply care.

  • @drewschlosser26
    @drewschlosser26 5 лет назад +10

    Rich: "They offered me this big bag of weed and I was terrified"
    Rogan: "YOU SHOULD BE" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mimoooo
    @mimoooo 4 года назад +2

    gotta love how joe keeps a joint rolled and ready at all times just an arm length from him

  • @AlexM-mr8of
    @AlexM-mr8of 5 лет назад +11

    Joe “Look how barbecued I am, I can’t even keep my eyes open” Rogan.

  • @codyb.3015
    @codyb.3015 5 лет назад +16

    I've been watching Rogan for years, and I still think of Redban when I hear Jamie's voice
    They sound so similar

  • @blackxperry
    @blackxperry 3 года назад +1

    4:40 "then your kids are high" lmaoooo

  • @padillabrandon3411
    @padillabrandon3411 5 лет назад +53

    Hello my name is Dr. Green Thumb!

    • @jovanymendez5279
      @jovanymendez5279 5 лет назад +1

      Toss that ham in the frying pan like spam

    • @sp00f34
      @sp00f34 5 лет назад

      hello

    • @caddyguy5369
      @caddyguy5369 5 лет назад

      Brandon Padilla Paging Dr. Greenthumb.
      Keep the shotty handy for those pesky porkers.

    • @cozywolfiewolfie5903
      @cozywolfiewolfie5903 5 лет назад

      Let me tell you just where im from

  • @bobm3250
    @bobm3250 5 лет назад +166

    "Do you get high every day?"
    Joe: "NO"
    "I take these 10mg THC and 10mg CBD"
    Wtf Joe, you do get high every day

    • @yeetiusyeetington1690
      @yeetiusyeetington1690 5 лет назад +22

      He asked if he smokes every day. Not if he gets high everyday.

    • @casualstoner4004
      @casualstoner4004 5 лет назад +10

      Yeetius Yeetington to be fair I’m pretty sure he’s not getting too high considering that CBD to THC ratio.

    • @bobm3250
      @bobm3250 5 лет назад +6

      @@casualstoner4004 cbd doesnt reduce thc. Where do you get that from? 10mg THC is still 10mg THC, with or without CBD. Theres over 500 compounds in the plant. If anything the cbd makes him feel even more good

    • @chickennugger6797
      @chickennugger6797 5 лет назад +5

      @@bobm3250 it reduces the effects of thc.

    • @bobm3250
      @bobm3250 5 лет назад +8

      @@chickennugger6797 I just read the research behind it. It says when cbd was consumed before thc it reduces the "psychotic" effects like paranoia and nervousness, it says nothing about the high though.

  • @sagechris4742
    @sagechris4742 4 года назад +1

    JOE ROGAN you are my hero! You just make people feel good. God Bless man

  • @jadenalvarez6048
    @jadenalvarez6048 5 лет назад +9

    Love the podcast 😊

  • @bingbongshamalama
    @bingbongshamalama 5 лет назад +9

    I feel like all these people talking about this guy being the whitest black guy ever, don't know many black people.

  • @dolamike584
    @dolamike584 4 года назад

    Joe gets the coolest shit i swear!! He buys cool ass guns, statues, gym equipment, cars, weed, and deprivation tanks!!

  • @KZ_MMA-KZ
    @KZ_MMA-KZ 5 лет назад +156

    Is it possible for this guy to be a bigger nerd?

    • @kskull5764
      @kskull5764 5 лет назад +36

      Kevin Zuniga come on man joe is plenty cool

    • @JuveX0
      @JuveX0 5 лет назад +14

      Kevin Zuniga If you’re Black and not an absolute nerd 🤓 The chances of you getting arrested are 10x’s Higher.

    • @fr35hboxx95
      @fr35hboxx95 5 лет назад +3

      He's a virgin.

    • @LUCKYNY718
      @LUCKYNY718 5 лет назад +9

      That Nerd has more knowledge in his Pinkey than you have in your head.

    • @BrustinNikolai
      @BrustinNikolai 5 лет назад +5

      @@fr35hboxx95 he has a wife LOL and hacks Tesla's, makes 100k+ and works out everyday@7am, even if he doesn't smoke weed this guy is cool af

  • @joshcorbett4787
    @joshcorbett4787 5 лет назад +72

    Did Jamie learn about the hot box concept in college.

  • @josephg5766
    @josephg5766 5 лет назад +1

    @2:44 when Joey says “Ohhh.. look at me” in that goofy voice that shit made me smile

  • @KingTwistedD
    @KingTwistedD 5 лет назад +5

    JR Question: Do you work for the government?
    Answer: I don’t no.
    Answer : I don’t know.
    You got worked Joe

  • @jaywillow4432
    @jaywillow4432 4 года назад +3

    "Holy shit is that you? It looks like your great grandfather or something" LMAO

  • @super-man1088
    @super-man1088 3 года назад +3

    Hearing Joe talking about smoking weed makes u wanna smoke more and more lol

  • @rjw4149
    @rjw4149 5 лет назад +23

    Joe Rogan on the smoke box? Should be good.

    • @MachSea
      @MachSea 5 лет назад +5

      @MrTruboy Being a "pot head" is not something to boast about. -an ex hardcore stoner from Colorado

    • @ShepardOfficial
      @ShepardOfficial 5 лет назад +8

      @@MachSea well that's like... your opinion, man.

    • @soytupappa
      @soytupappa 5 лет назад +3

      @MrTruboy what u doing here then fool?

    • @joosepnilk6978
      @joosepnilk6978 5 лет назад

      Nah , Joe be only on that soap box

    • @MachSea
      @MachSea 5 лет назад

      @MrTruboy Damn, you're legitimately dense... Colorado is known for their weed and concentrates, guy. It's not rocket science

  • @sdh2383
    @sdh2383 5 лет назад +29

    "I dont need lights" Rogan needs to watch Altered States

    • @WelcomeToMyDream
      @WelcomeToMyDream 5 лет назад

      Altered States.. That's some old school trippy shit, but I'm thinking if I watched it today I would hate it.

    • @Me-Dwight
      @Me-Dwight 5 лет назад

      It's a joke guys, Joe used to talk about how that was one of his favorite movies and it got him into float tanks, then he said it didn't survive the test of time

    • @sdh2383
      @sdh2383 5 лет назад

      I think it does, but then again, im a fan. One of my fav films of all time.

    • @Me-Dwight
      @Me-Dwight 5 лет назад

      @@sdh2383 Sorry did you not intend it as a joke? Hahaha my bad, also i'll probably end up watching it eventually, yet to see it so I don't have an opinion.

    • @sdh2383
      @sdh2383 5 лет назад

      @@Me-Dwight no need to be sry. seriously watch it. its good. you gotta get passed the old effects. its actually good.

  • @mikeh2519
    @mikeh2519 Год назад +1

    The last few seconds of the clip were accurate af😅😅

  • @userjim83
    @userjim83 5 лет назад +13

    Joe “ I know what I’m doing” Rogan

  • @Tubeyou329
    @Tubeyou329 5 лет назад +6

    *Black white tesla guy* "it looks like its your grandfather"
    *rogan* ....."its weird lighting"

  • @therealpaulyd9558
    @therealpaulyd9558 4 года назад

    Is that rich rebuilds?? I fuckin love that dude. This is 2 of my favorite RUclips guys period. And I never in my life woulda thought I’d see them together. This is great

  • @aminman15
    @aminman15 5 лет назад +16

    "I don't need lights, bro. I know what I'm doing."

    • @iamtheteapot7405
      @iamtheteapot7405 5 лет назад +1

      Lol. Don't you just sit in water? I've never done it but I guess I know what I'm doing too

  • @john-on5jp
    @john-on5jp 5 лет назад +25

    Joe doesn't smoke every day? Wat? I feel betrayed in a way

    • @OsamaStudios
      @OsamaStudios 5 лет назад

      John guess what

    • @updod88
      @updod88 5 лет назад +1

      Dont do it as well

    • @updod88
      @updod88 4 года назад +3

      Wtf you're a poser if you're not addicted to weed? ahah

  • @Gqgeorge1453
    @Gqgeorge1453 3 года назад +1

    God damnit i love that video lol, the comments and time stamps are hilarious

  • @jasonkmvang
    @jasonkmvang 4 года назад +3

    Haha I saw the video yesterday ... I was laughing so high because joe literally was struggling to hang on so hard ... he pulled every trick out of the book to try to sober up and keep collected hhaha

  • @Sonnykendrick
    @Sonnykendrick 5 лет назад +8

    “I have been using this though “
    Is that dmt ?😂😂

  • @XxAye_JayxX
    @XxAye_JayxX 4 года назад +2

    “Marijuana chocolate” 😂😂😂

  • @danielmajor3472
    @danielmajor3472 5 лет назад +7

    as soon as i saw the smoke box i heard "smoke weed everyday " by Nate dog from the next episode

    • @buckfuddy489
      @buckfuddy489 5 лет назад +3

      daniel major right after I read that, I heard, "Hold up!! Yeeeeeeeah"