Trump Seeks Black Support, Posts Nasty Father’s Day Message & Dads Fail When Asked About Their Kids

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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
  • Tonight is game five of the NBA Finals between the Boston Celtics and the Dallas Mavericks, ESPN gave some baseball players a chance to pay tribute to their Dads during the Red Sox and Yankees game, President Biden and Donald Trump both sent wishes for Father’s Day to their followers, Trump traveled to Detroit this weekend for the launch of his Black Americans for Trump coalition, he riffed on water pressure and dishwashers, and we head out to Hollywood Blvd to see how much Dads know about their kids.
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  • @dm-31024
    @dm-31024 3 месяца назад +171

    4:30 he can’t do ANYTHING calmly, respectfully, or with dignity? Even a Father’s Day message? Everything has to be crazy, ranting & attacking?

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp 3 месяца назад +34

      And victimhood.

    • @lynnebucher6537
      @lynnebucher6537 3 месяца назад +20

      Yes it's the same broken record.

    • @ReadyFreddie5523
      @ReadyFreddie5523 3 месяца назад +17

      Dump is narcissist, always going to his broken record rant of blaming others for his behavior.

    • @peacheswilliams4539
      @peacheswilliams4539 3 месяца назад +14

      Just like his presidency would be if he won again, everyday would be a day of chaos and hate toward someone on his sadistic list of crazy...

    • @kricketlangendoerfer8387
      @kricketlangendoerfer8387 3 месяца назад +3

      Yep, on Father's Day, Mother's Day, Christmas, New Year's Eve & Day, Thanksgiving, etc.
      Every holiday while ppl are celebrating w/ their families, Donald tRump is online whining & ranting, bc it's supposed to be ALL ABOUT HIM! 💙😿😼💙

  • @vindiesel1469
    @vindiesel1469 3 месяца назад +373

    Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities, has the power to make you commit atrocities. ~Voltaire

    • @sisterpamop
      @sisterpamop 3 месяца назад +14

      Great quote is very appropriate for 45.

    • @WabiSabiLady
      @WabiSabiLady 3 месяца назад +19

      MAGA needs a psychiatric intervention.

    • @saralynn518
      @saralynn518 3 месяца назад +2

      Ooo! I haven't heard any of Voltaire's musings in over a decade.

    • @peterl.104
      @peterl.104 3 месяца назад +1

      ⁠​⁠@@saralynn518I’m sorry to tell you this but the reason you haven’t heard from Voltaire is because he passed away over a decade ago. 😢

    • @whitekaren7742
      @whitekaren7742 3 месяца назад +1

      exactly ! great quote but no matter how we tell these people the powerful are doing whatever they can to degrade trump they wont listen !!

  • @roba4295
    @roba4295 3 месяца назад +153

    This is my first fathers day without my dad. He passed away in February of this year.
    To all those who still have a dad, please know that you have a special gift. Hold on to that relationship even if you don't always see eye to eye because, no one lasts forever and when he is gone, he is gone for good.
    My dad was my friend, my guide and my hero.
    Happy Father's Day to all the loving, dedicated dads out there and, thank you for all you do.
    Thank you Dad, for being there whenever I needed you. I love and miss you more than I ever thought I could miss anyone. You will always live on, cherished in memories of some of the best days of my life.
    Cherish your Dad. They don't last forever.

    • @dennissologaistoa3376
      @dennissologaistoa3376 3 месяца назад +11

      Thank you Brother, may God bless your soul... My respect to you and your father...

    • @sousay2000
      @sousay2000 3 месяца назад +7

      I totally agree

    • @karenbarnatny6247
      @karenbarnatny6247 3 месяца назад +11

      Im very sorry for your loss. As long as you remember your dad he is never really gone. I hope that this thought gives you a little comfort.

    • @ShayMichele
      @ShayMichele 3 месяца назад +10

      @roba4295 sorry for your loss. I have lost my father too and it's so hard. Praying for peace for you 🙏

    • @blahco4tt
      @blahco4tt 3 месяца назад +9

      There's a difference between seeing eye to eye and neglect and abuse. I'm glad you had a good relationship with your father, but that's often not the case for a lot of us. A lot of fathers don't want a loving relationship (or any relationship) with their kid(s).
      Sorry for your loss.

  • @SisterREIGN
    @SisterREIGN 3 месяца назад +130

    VOTE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!
    Our lives, Democracy, and freedom depend on it! Tell everyone you know to register to vote and go to the polls in November.

    • @MyName-cw4yr
      @MyName-cw4yr 3 месяца назад

      T9 obviously vite for Trump, this biden joker has made a mess of everything.

    • @9doves
      @9doves 3 месяца назад +13

      @SisterREIGN…and vote BLUE! That’s a very important part of the process.

    • @whitekaren7742
      @whitekaren7742 3 месяца назад

      @@9doves ???? hahahahahaha

    • @ge2623
      @ge2623 3 месяца назад

      No.

    • @texascontessa5818
      @texascontessa5818 3 месяца назад +2

      Make sure you vote blue or we are all screwed

  • @vindiesel1469
    @vindiesel1469 3 месяца назад +582

    Signs of a sociopath
    • behavior conflicting with social norms, repeatedly pushes the envelope into uncharted territory.
    • disregarding or violating the rights of others, insubordinate to any form of authority.
    • unconcerned in distinguishing between right and wrong.
    • inability to show remorse, for they have none, void of empathy.
    • tendency to lie often, repeatedly, automatically. Behaves in a risky, impulsive, dangerous manner.
    • extremely manipulative, exploits others without any care of who gets hurt.
    • no conscience or guilt, refusal to accept responsibility for their actions, claiming ownership in the success of others.

    • @gemcan54
      @gemcan54 3 месяца назад +3

      KIMMIE CHANTS - HAMAS MUST SURRENDER.

    • @user-r.u.sane.70m81m
      @user-r.u.sane.70m81m 3 месяца назад

      @Vinniediesal
      That's our boy.
      America WAKE UP.
      DO YOU WANT THIS GUY having the nuclear codes? What are you thinking???

    • @Moluccan56
      @Moluccan56 3 месяца назад +42

      That’s Donny.

    • @MyName-cw4yr
      @MyName-cw4yr 3 месяца назад +3

      Lol, you made all of this up.... 🤣🤣🤣

    • @LilithGrey...FromHell
      @LilithGrey...FromHell 3 месяца назад +3

      Sounds like me

  • @heidinewman9335
    @heidinewman9335 3 месяца назад +32

    That pop quiz was hysterical. The son with long hair, "i don't know anyone with those names" ...

  • @reddy272
    @reddy272 3 месяца назад +357

    Dang that mom at the end showed up every single one of those dads!

    • @Mister_Listener
      @Mister_Listener 3 месяца назад +21

      She did!

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 3 месяца назад +25

      This should have been an hour long contest between moms & dads.

    • @plantitude8042
      @plantitude8042 3 месяца назад +33

      I felt so bad for that kids girlfriend, she looked so embarrassed.

    • @chatwithjat
      @chatwithjat 3 месяца назад +7

      ​@plantitude8042 fr she going to be scarred, hope she didn't take it too seriously

    • @Scoutbq1l
      @Scoutbq1l 3 месяца назад +23

      As most moms do.

  • @joanfrellburg4901
    @joanfrellburg4901 3 месяца назад +93

    If all you have on your head is steel wool and orange Rustoleum, water pressure should be the least of your worries.

  • @blackpearl6836
    @blackpearl6836 3 месяца назад +226

    When Anita Hill tried to tell us about Clarence Thomas, we should've listened. I believed her then. I believe her now!

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion 3 месяца назад +26

      Yes!!!!! She was soooo courageous to go thru that bs trial for all women's sake.

    • @dagordon1041
      @dagordon1041 3 месяца назад +8

      Good one

    • @cindytripp
      @cindytripp 3 месяца назад +20

      I still believe Anita Hill.

    • @annakingry9157
      @annakingry9157 3 месяца назад +20

      Me too! They were just in such a rush to have a black man on the court, they didn't care who. Plus, he has gotten worse since then.

    • @ecamp6360
      @ecamp6360 3 месяца назад

      Joe Biden didn't believe her then. And he ran the hearings. Thanx a lot, dude.

  • @milnez
    @milnez 3 месяца назад +397

    At what point does treason become a death penalty… asking for the rest of the world…

    • @MaryBravado
      @MaryBravado 3 месяца назад +12

      Great Point!

    • @sirdiealot53
      @sirdiealot53 3 месяца назад +9

      When we get republicans out of power sometime around 2062 when Alito dies

    • @zrebbesh
      @zrebbesh 3 месяца назад

      Legally treason is a very narrowly defined crime in the US. The country has to be at war with somebody, and to commit treason you have to aid the other side against the US. The people who wrote the constitution were horrified at the way "Treason" in England was so vague that anybody could be convicted of it on the whim of the king.

    • @floridagirl4407
      @floridagirl4407 3 месяца назад +12

      It's a great question. But at this point, I'm just wondering when it become immediate prison time...

    • @dr.g3860
      @dr.g3860 3 месяца назад +2

      Prosecutors charge what they can prove in court. According to judicial precedent, treason can't be charged unless the country is literally at war. It's the only crime defined in the constitution: "Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort."

  • @loveGodandJesusalways
    @loveGodandJesusalways 3 месяца назад +95

    Normal people don't dump shampoo on their hair nor will shampoo lather without turning the water on first.

    • @donnakubiski5572
      @donnakubiski5572 3 месяца назад +15

      I just can't wrap my mind around the fact that he expects us to believe that with what he charges to stay at Mar-a-Lago that the showers in the rooms have no water pressure.

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp 3 месяца назад +11

      I can't believe that he actually thinks his hair looks wonderful. Maybe sarcasm?

    • @loveGodandJesusalways
      @loveGodandJesusalways 3 месяца назад +10

      @@donnakubiski5572 I understand and know why you can't wrap your head around it, it's because you are smart with self respect, common sense, a critical thinker who has a logical understanding and are not apart of the ridiculous MAGA cult! Keep being a wonderful person you are because the world needs more like you!!

    • @alisonbird5491
      @alisonbird5491 3 месяца назад +2

      Either he isn't paying the water bill
      or he hasn't upgraded the plumbing in that time share resort he manages, since the place was built!

    • @kiwibob8967
      @kiwibob8967 3 месяца назад +6

      He defeated his own argument. He started by inferring the low water pressure was due to restrictors. He then said
      he removed them, but still complained of poor water pressure. Therefore, the restrictors weren't the problem after all. What a pointless diatribe.

  • @COMPFUNK2
    @COMPFUNK2 3 месяца назад +30

    Rest in peace, Dad (and stepdad) 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @puzzleparty7713
    @puzzleparty7713 3 месяца назад +133

    Thank goodness for the roasting part of these monologues. They are such a lifeline for me and I'm guessing for a lot of us.

    • @Ann.AndAngela3998
      @Ann.AndAngela3998 3 месяца назад +8

      😂same

    • @c.taylormorgan3668
      @c.taylormorgan3668 3 месяца назад +7

      Absolutely. Brings some levity and makes me feel less alone in despising Dumpster.

    • @MyName-cw4yr
      @MyName-cw4yr 3 месяца назад

      ​@@c.taylormorgan3668you are alone, you just regurgitate whatever the TV tells you to think.

  • @zeldasmith6154
    @zeldasmith6154 3 месяца назад +105

    I love Jimmy. He makes me laugh and laugh.

  • @mariemelansongundy-vx4ox
    @mariemelansongundy-vx4ox 3 месяца назад +64

    Donnie looks like a Disney anamontronic having a short circuit!😂😂😂

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 3 месяца назад

      that's what we need for president*... a victim of the system he wants to destroy, constantly whining about everything.

  • @jalabi99
    @jalabi99 3 месяца назад +150

    5:50 that was the most lightskindeded "Black church congregation" I've ever seen 🤣🤣🤣

    • @annetteharmon6194
      @annetteharmon6194 3 месяца назад +10

      I'm from Arkansas never seen that many clear folks in a black church 😅😅😅😅😅.

    • @Fokko
      @Fokko 3 месяца назад +3

      Oh was it not just an black church as in the church is black the same as The White House is White😮😮?

    • @trnharris
      @trnharris 3 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @gloriabaumstimler2729
      @gloriabaumstimler2729 3 месяца назад +2

      He left there and attended a rally with white supremest!

    • @ladawncrimes7570
      @ladawncrimes7570 3 месяца назад

      😂❤

  • @user-gk-y8t
    @user-gk-y8t 3 месяца назад +308

    The name Trump and the word Stupidity are synonymous 😂

    • @cz8189
      @cz8189 3 месяца назад +14

      actually in the UK -to trump is to fart, or to puff up fake items aka trumpery - dictionary definition of trumpery is "articles of little value or use"

    • @tangelacarter6620
      @tangelacarter6620 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@cz8189😂😂😂😂😂

    • @daniellamcgee4251
      @daniellamcgee4251 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@cz8189 Put the word 'trump' in a sentence: Trump was in court, for what he claimed to be trumped-up charges, and everyday people complained about him doing a trump.

  • @JhanDeCal
    @JhanDeCal 3 месяца назад +114

    Mar a Lago must be a dump...he's always complaining about the toilets and lack of water. 😂😂😂

    • @glendahowes5905
      @glendahowes5905 3 месяца назад +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @patlynch6517
      @patlynch6517 3 месяца назад +9

      The toilets are clogged with the classified documents

    • @coolkid5924
      @coolkid5924 3 месяца назад +4

      HE IS RIGHT AT HOME

    • @kenrho5039
      @kenrho5039 3 месяца назад +1

      Triggered much

    • @moonnugget4598
      @moonnugget4598 3 месяца назад +1

      👋🏾🤣 Right! Dude clearly needs a plumber!

  • @DomesticatedDemon
    @DomesticatedDemon 3 месяца назад +56

    There's pressure in the showers at rikers, but it ain't coming from the faucet...

  • @aggressiveattitudeera887
    @aggressiveattitudeera887 3 месяца назад +91

    How awesome of Jimmy to have his kid's father's day cards on the show!

    • @kellygoodman4773
      @kellygoodman4773 3 месяца назад +12

      Don't you mean Farters Day cards? 😂

    • @peterl.104
      @peterl.104 3 месяца назад

      @@kellygoodman4773sounds like aggressiveattitudeera887 was gaslighting…or maybe it’s removing the gaslighting 😄

    • @kingrayog
      @kingrayog 3 месяца назад +1

      How embarrassing, too! 😂

    • @peterl.104
      @peterl.104 3 месяца назад

      It seems someone deleted my gaslighting comment but I still receive notifications. I guess they couldn’t figure out what the joke had to do with farters day.

    • @kingrayog
      @kingrayog 3 месяца назад

      @@peterl.104 RUclips has put in algorithms that are taking people's comments out, too. Tone/word pohleece everywhere. I swear this society is becoming more & more fragile, but on behalf of who? These kids need to take their hands off this platform and quit playing games. Can you say "1984" in living color?

  • @joanpaterson7605
    @joanpaterson7605 3 месяца назад +28

    😂Jimmy you're the best at telling it like it is ! Bravo

  • @godisgood1024
    @godisgood1024 3 месяца назад +94

    My 14 year old and I were watching and she asked if #45 is the one really talking. She thought it was edited. She gave that look that says; is he okay?!😂

    • @Fokko
      @Fokko 3 месяца назад +5

      Oooh 45 (President) in the corner‼️
      Haha, though one to explain to you kid right⁉️
      Okay honey, You know what Narcissistic Personality Disorder means?
      No? Hmm darn...

    • @kingrayog
      @kingrayog 3 месяца назад +1

      Priceless!!!

    • @davidpeterson552
      @davidpeterson552 3 месяца назад

      What does she say when Biden trys to speak?

  • @jasperlevien5968
    @jasperlevien5968 3 месяца назад +190

    The fathers day questions are just....JAW DROPPING

    • @nealskrenes2612
      @nealskrenes2612 3 месяца назад +13

      The questions were fine it’s *the number of wrong answers* that were terrible.

    • @shawnrentfro1668
      @shawnrentfro1668 3 месяца назад +10

      As a dad, I know i could answer all of those questions like a mom. lol

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 3 месяца назад +5

      The dad who couldn't figure out his son's gf's name repeatedly, it's gotta be staged. They told him like 6 times 🤣

    • @mkelly534
      @mkelly534 3 месяца назад +3

      I choose to believe that they had a lot of fathers that knew this information and they edited it down to the ones who were not paying attention

    • @nealskrenes2612
      @nealskrenes2612 3 месяца назад +7

      Although it’s a stereotype that *men forget their spouses birthday and anniversary and their children’s birthdays…* _most stereotypes are based on pattern behavior._

  • @snaptest4
    @snaptest4 3 месяца назад +7

    my Dad knew everything, my birthday, my age, my full name, the names of my teachers - of course several had been to college with him and some had been his students but still... he was always a ery involved father,. He passed just before Covid at the ripe age of 90, lived a full life, can't complain, but the more I find out about other's fathers the more I realize what a remarkable father he was, I do miss my Babbo a lot.

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 3 месяца назад +446

    Thor: My father Odin is powerful.
    Don Junior: My father’s odor is even more powerful.

    • @peforster6725
      @peforster6725 3 месяца назад +14

      Best comment!!😅

    • @denisen.7096
      @denisen.7096 3 месяца назад +10

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chrisgraham2904
      @chrisgraham2904 3 месяца назад +13

      IVANKA: "Happy Father's day Daddy. You always made me tingle when you put your finger there".

    • @starsabove8059
      @starsabove8059 3 месяца назад

      😆

    • @kingrayog
      @kingrayog 3 месяца назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 3 месяца назад +1525

    You wouldn't want Donnie looking after your kids... why the heck would you want him looking after the country?!

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 3 месяца назад +61

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @noodlesfoodles5325
      @noodlesfoodles5325 3 месяца назад +42

      THIS!

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 3 месяца назад +13

      Imagine having a beer with him?

    • @shaykatz5648
      @shaykatz5648 3 месяца назад +36

      ​@@intomnia3313
      He'd expect you to pay in honor of him not farting!

    • @TraciBriggs-w9c
      @TraciBriggs-w9c 3 месяца назад

      ​@@gamepapa12118 nub❤😂🎉😢😮 2:16 the first

  • @lp4743
    @lp4743 3 месяца назад +40

    No to convicted felon guy. It’s jail time.

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 3 месяца назад +901

    "Where's my black?" Actual quote from Donald Trump. Need I say more?

    • @bigwig5395
      @bigwig5395 3 месяца назад +24

      "You ain't black "

    • @Roberto-lg7jx
      @Roberto-lg7jx 3 месяца назад +58

      Or I don't care about you,only your votes. Or the battery powered sinking boat and the shark.

    • @Bamboozled007
      @Bamboozled007 3 месяца назад +15

      “you ain’t black if you don’t vote for me” Actual quote from Biden. Need I say more?

    • @lm8066
      @lm8066 3 месяца назад

      @@Bamboozled007no it’s not. You lie = you’re a trump supporter

    • @Allen-qv6ww
      @Allen-qv6ww 3 месяца назад +5

      Yeah, better than saying "if you don't chose you ain't black nskfkjgngksjngksngkas"

  • @fredericf832
    @fredericf832 3 месяца назад +950

    By seeking black support he mean black money like his father stole from all those black family

    • @yogeshkmrful
      @yogeshkmrful 3 месяца назад +16

      Yeah. Black money from rich black people 😆😆

    • @MyName-cw4yr
      @MyName-cw4yr 3 месяца назад +10

      ​@@yogeshkmrfulTrumps support in the black community is going up, especially I'm urban areas.

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 3 месяца назад +66

      @@MyName-cw4yr
      That is the lie he's trying to have his minions spread, yes.

    • @yogeshkmrful
      @yogeshkmrful 3 месяца назад

      @@elbruces lol it's true. People are abandoning Biden and it's been reported in every mainstream media. That's why the Democrats are in a panic mode.

    • @Allen-qv6ww
      @Allen-qv6ww 3 месяца назад +5

      @@elbruces atleast he doesn't have corrupt media backing

  • @vickilawrence7207
    @vickilawrence7207 3 месяца назад +8

    Wow! That was absolutely terrible that the dads didn’t know simple things about their kids! Abysmal!

  • @leannevandekew1996
    @leannevandekew1996 3 месяца назад +435

    Buried on his golf course to get a tax deduction for a cemetery.

    • @WhiteKnight5775
      @WhiteKnight5775 3 месяца назад +50

      Should dig her up and check for Top Secret Classified files, OR other interesting tidbits.

    • @cherylcampbell9369
      @cherylcampbell9369 3 месяца назад +31

      ​@@WhiteKnight5775like cause of death.

    • @paulcallahan7727
      @paulcallahan7727 3 месяца назад +22

      Less tended than the greens

    • @Mister_Listener
      @Mister_Listener 3 месяца назад +1

      @@cherylcampbell9369 they found Ivuna on the floor at the bottom of a staircase.

    • @Mister_Listener
      @Mister_Listener 3 месяца назад +31

      @@paulcallahan7727 yup. There are pictures of all the weeds and unmowed grass.

  • @kevinbarry71
    @kevinbarry71 3 месяца назад +101

    The girls response at her father's attempt to guess her favorite band left me laughing for three minutes

    • @Fokko
      @Fokko 3 месяца назад +3

      YEA‼️
      - For Real⁉️
      NO‼️
      🤣☠️

    • @treetopjones737
      @treetopjones737 3 месяца назад +7

      Named the band members, clearly the DAD is the fan of them.

  • @jasonwilliams1713
    @jasonwilliams1713 3 месяца назад +36

    Proud that I know all my sons teachers and doctors.

    • @jasonlong8754
      @jasonlong8754 3 месяца назад +1

      I can't name the teachers I had in High School, so the guy who was asked to name teachers of his "late 20s" kid should get a pass.

    • @Thehardtruth69
      @Thehardtruth69 3 месяца назад

      Proud that I'm not a father

  • @DanBrown-il4wo
    @DanBrown-il4wo 3 месяца назад +32

    When is the last time you used flood water in your dishwasher?

  • @MsUppie
    @MsUppie 3 месяца назад +99

    I’ve wondered for years how so many father’s are so clueless about the details in their kids lives. How do they get away with that?

    • @triggerhappyzombie
      @triggerhappyzombie 3 месяца назад +44

      weaponized incompetence, willful ignorance, wives forced to carry the load, societal norms saying its "funny" how disconnected dads are. the list goes on.

    • @BurritoMassacre
      @BurritoMassacre 3 месяца назад +11

      “I’m the bread winner” when a man only see himself as a provider and not a nurturer.

    • @rynbk
      @rynbk 3 месяца назад +5

      They don’t get away with it. Take note of the difference between Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.

    • @goodtroublemaker143
      @goodtroublemaker143 3 месяца назад +1

      @@rynbkyeah. One’s in May the other’s in June.

    • @Sharibaby80
      @Sharibaby80 3 месяца назад

      @@BurritoMassacre And then there's an abundance of not even getting that. Society is struggling.

  • @teresa3070
    @teresa3070 3 месяца назад +15

    Thank you, Jimmy.
    You always make me smile.
    And have me laughing out loud often.

  • @anandaabey7237
    @anandaabey7237 3 месяца назад +68

    This con artist should be in jail, is this America?

  • @estheraiyeniwon9551
    @estheraiyeniwon9551 3 месяца назад +52

    How do you not know your son is allergic to Penicillin?!? How?!? That’s crazy.

    • @annakingry9157
      @annakingry9157 3 месяца назад +1

      Since it's a deadly allergy...

    • @Kasain27
      @Kasain27 3 месяца назад +1

      Kinda felt like the dad also was like how TF did I forget that?!? 😬

  • @johnburkholder7138
    @johnburkholder7138 3 месяца назад +47

    You’d think in the 4 yrs as president, He could’ve fix these alleged water issues😂

    • @thingamabob3902
      @thingamabob3902 3 месяца назад +2

      like he fixed everything else, or rather nothing ...

    • @jasonlong8754
      @jasonlong8754 3 месяца назад

      Remember, he said he needs to be elected for "at least one more term" to do all the things he promised he'd do (then did absolutely nothing about) during his 4 years in office. I remember his victory speech in 2016, where he talked about fixing infrastructure, then fought against anything that mentioned putting even a penny into infrastructure. The only person who benefitted from trump being President was Trump (through all his various scams)

  • @Trina_White
    @Trina_White 3 месяца назад +28

    Jimmy, I just read you are leaving this show next year to spend more time with Billy. While we love you, family is irreplaceable. I will miss you, love from Canada 🇨🇦 ❤

  • @user-r.u.sane.70m81m
    @user-r.u.sane.70m81m 3 месяца назад +685

    HE IS NUTS AND GETTING WORSE EVERY WEEK. What is 1/2 of this Nation thinking?

    • @jaynemarino7011
      @jaynemarino7011 3 месяца назад +91

      They don't think, they choose wilfull ignorance 💔🙇🤢

    • @ronster58
      @ronster58 3 месяца назад

      They may be thinking they were better off economically under Trump than they are under Biden.

    • @xoxxobob61
      @xoxxobob61 3 месяца назад +74

      @@jaynemarino7011 It's not even "Half"! More like 30% of the GOP.

    • @vjanssens399
      @vjanssens399 3 месяца назад +32

      The Democrats should offer a more appealing alternative. Biden is not as bad as Trump, but he's not a great candidate either. Get someone younger with energy that can speak and walk normally and doesn't condone genocide.

    • @ronald-xs7sp
      @ronald-xs7sp 3 месяца назад +58

      It's a Cult!

  • @sincityRNL
    @sincityRNL 3 месяца назад +4

    Ivanka through daddy under the bus by posting that picture on Father's day....donny looks absolutely thrilled doesn't he 🤣🤣

  • @OfSoulAndSin
    @OfSoulAndSin 3 месяца назад +39

    Toilets, showers, now dishwashers!!!
    When will the carnage end!!!!!

  • @charnelveil669
    @charnelveil669 3 месяца назад +81

    Why is he still on the streets?!

  • @christophertownsend3820
    @christophertownsend3820 3 месяца назад +14

    Lmao, things will be awkward next Thanksgiving with "Not Brielle" at the table 😂

  • @danielorlando8172
    @danielorlando8172 3 месяца назад +702

    The press once called babe Ruth our national indulgence.
    Donald Trump is our NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT 🙄

    • @drganknstein
      @drganknstein 3 месяца назад

      well come november he is going to be our president and you people better not riot like you always do

    • @simonegellie
      @simonegellie 3 месяца назад +4

      English much? ​@@drganknstein

    • @cherylcampbell9369
      @cherylcampbell9369 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@drganknsteinAI practicing again 😂

    • @drganknstein
      @drganknstein 3 месяца назад +4

      @@simonegellie oh thank you fixed it.

    • @drganknstein
      @drganknstein 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@cherylcampbell9369 practicing your mom FJB

  • @debbiedefiestheoddsdebm9604
    @debbiedefiestheoddsdebm9604 3 месяца назад +60

    That dad owes the sons girlfriend at least dinner out😂😂
    Poor Brenna
    Edit...dang, maybe I got it wrong, too. 😆 🤣 😂

    • @rpdx3
      @rpdx3 3 месяца назад +4

      Poor who? 🤔

    • @veryberry39
      @veryberry39 3 месяца назад +5

      @@rpdx3 Brielle, right?

    • @bispomiguel
      @bispomiguel 3 месяца назад +3

      egg?

    • @wizardsuth
      @wizardsuth 3 месяца назад +3

      Wasn't her name Brienna? Brenda? Brioche? Benzaldehyde? Something like that.

    • @deathbagel
      @deathbagel 3 месяца назад +2

      It gave very "Ann Veal" vibes from Arrested Development, it was great!

  • @nrdy2theXtreme
    @nrdy2theXtreme 3 месяца назад +8

    That WWE style entrance seals it, we've achieved full Idiocracy status.

  • @CibusMission
    @CibusMission 3 месяца назад +68

    Poor Brenna, at first, she was worried it was ex-girlfriends names he kept remembering, but then, lol, he just kept forgetting! lol I swear I laughed for 5 minutes straight!

    • @denisen.7096
      @denisen.7096 3 месяца назад +5

      That was too funny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @RosieRoseDesigner
      @RosieRoseDesigner 3 месяца назад +6

      I loved that they gave him such a hard time! I hope he remembers now! 😂

    • @rpdx3
      @rpdx3 3 месяца назад +1

      Her name was Brianna! Get a clue. 🙃

    • @cufflink44
      @cufflink44 3 месяца назад +11

      Seriously, the guy has significant problems with short-term memory and should see a neurologist for an evaluation.

    • @FutureChaosTV
      @FutureChaosTV 3 месяца назад +6

      That poor boy. The disappointment was real 😂

  • @KatieBergman
    @KatieBergman 3 месяца назад +10

    You can see the disappointment in the kids faces that Dad doesn't know basic things about them.

  • @Johnvella83
    @Johnvella83 3 месяца назад +8

    Name the cell block "FORT BRAGG"and his cell the " HILLARY SUITE ". 🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂😂

  • @Lisa1111
    @Lisa1111 3 месяца назад +152

    I know exactly who Trump is. I loathe him, yet I loathe the ignorance of the followers more.

    • @wizardsuth
      @wizardsuth 3 месяца назад +8

      Reminds me of a line Spock says in the _Star Trek_ episode _The Squire of Gothos_ :
      _I object to you. I object to intellect without discipline. I object to power without constructive purpose._

    • @R9000S
      @R9000S 3 месяца назад

      Rachel Morin look her up. Biden killed her.

    • @yvonneoliver1158
      @yvonneoliver1158 3 месяца назад

      ​@@wizardsuthYes, I remember that. 😊

    • @lechlerguttersllc9553
      @lechlerguttersllc9553 3 месяца назад

      Thank you for loathing
      Trump 2024

    • @Joe-wb1xh
      @Joe-wb1xh 3 месяца назад +1

      He got a golden shower from Bubba.

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 3 месяца назад +341

    Dementia Don - if you think he couldn't possibly get worse, guess again.

    • @goofyappleman
      @goofyappleman 3 месяца назад +9

      think you mean dementia joe

    • @TheLordsKidd
      @TheLordsKidd 3 месяца назад +7

      So Joe Biden is fine then??? What a joke! 😂

    • @THINJIMI
      @THINJIMI 3 месяца назад

      @@TheLordsKidd- Trump can’t even remember the name of his own doctor that he paid off….while insulting Biden’s mental state…and you have the nerve to mention Biden?

    • @THINJIMI
      @THINJIMI 3 месяца назад +20

      @@TheLordsKidd- You people have a lot of nerve….but, that’s all you have…

    • @charlesmartin1121
      @charlesmartin1121 3 месяца назад

      @@goofyappleman No I mean Don, who has clear signs of early stage dementia.

  • @ginafischer4032
    @ginafischer4032 3 месяца назад +13

    Trump is the best political ad against his own election. Go baby go!

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 3 месяца назад +88

    Don is so desperate

    • @BananaBossYT
      @BananaBossYT 3 месяца назад +3

      People are starting to see Trump’s true colours, which is not orange😂

  • @LouanneDalBello
    @LouanneDalBello 3 месяца назад +36

    Love you to bits, Jimmy!!

  • @johnneat3381
    @johnneat3381 3 месяца назад +9

    the bit with the fathers at the end was malevolent and diabolical AND I LOVED IT SO MUCH PLEASE DO MORE 🤣

  • @therealmeachy71
    @therealmeachy71 3 месяца назад +45

    That Trump intro was literally the movie Idiocracy. Good lord.

  • @nicolasfiore
    @nicolasfiore 3 месяца назад +83

    This can't be real. People don't know the birthdays and middle names of their kids? WTF?

    • @Mister_Listener
      @Mister_Listener 3 месяца назад +17

      That one Mom sure did. She was on fire with the memory recall!! Lol.

    • @zizinnnn
      @zizinnnn 3 месяца назад +21

      not people, just dads 😂

    • @jochildress5003
      @jochildress5003 3 месяца назад +7

      My dad never remembered my birthday, or he remembered it on the wrong day.

    • @Drake5607
      @Drake5607 3 месяца назад +7

      I really hope it's the Eisner effect (you know, if somebody on the street put a microphone under your nose, you suddenly forget EVERYTHING...)

    • @Opheim1986
      @Opheim1986 3 месяца назад +7

      My father always rememberd my middle name, but it is the same as his and his fathers middle name.
      A little lifehack there: reuse the middle names....

  • @catherinewright5302
    @catherinewright5302 3 месяца назад +7

    My husband once picked up two of our children at school. We have three, he forgot the youngest!

    • @Kasain27
      @Kasain27 3 месяца назад

      Seriously?!? 😱😱😱

    • @steveo3831
      @steveo3831 3 месяца назад

      It happens

  • @briancase6180
    @briancase6180 3 месяца назад +728

    Trump is now a full-on caricature of himself. What a fool.

    • @cassiusdhami9215
      @cassiusdhami9215 3 месяца назад +28

      The bigger problem is that he's always been a caricature of the 'Merican people.

    • @cassiusdhami9215
      @cassiusdhami9215 3 месяца назад +52

      Who the bigger fool? The fool, or the fool who follows that fool.

    • @MWorsa
      @MWorsa 3 месяца назад +12

      *tool

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 3 месяца назад +14

      Well, yes, but that's been true since the '80s.

    • @kentolmsted9269
      @kentolmsted9269 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@cassiusdhami9215Well said.

  • @joyouknow5385
    @joyouknow5385 3 месяца назад +23

    Yo... this is why dad's shouldn't get mad when a mom gets their gift 😅

  • @Catlover53-lu9wy
    @Catlover53-lu9wy 3 месяца назад +3

    Thank you Jimmy for making us laugh during these scary times.

  • @WizzardofOdds
    @WizzardofOdds 3 месяца назад +101

    Where does Trump think people are reading that there is no water for the dishwashers and showers. No where in North America have they published anything like this.

    • @tomatoseed1443
      @tomatoseed1443 3 месяца назад +19

      He thinks he can say anything and be believed. Sadly, he's not wrong.💙💙💙

    • @henrynoerdlinger120
      @henrynoerdlinger120 3 месяца назад +13

      Your missing the point. It doesn't matter to his followers.

    • @tangelacarter6620
      @tangelacarter6620 3 месяца назад +3

      He is obsessed with this water thing.

    • @JB-lp9xr
      @JB-lp9xr 3 месяца назад

      His followers will believe them. Then they will go home, use their dishwasher, take a perfectly fine shower, and still believe him. It’s a cult.

    • @ReadyFreddie5523
      @ReadyFreddie5523 3 месяца назад +2

      Dump misses many things, like water pressure is NOT determined by local lakes and rivers. Maybe in the colonial days 250 years ago, but not today.

  • @ilaphroaig
    @ilaphroaig 3 месяца назад +82

    WTF is wrong with those "fathers"? Horrible..

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion 3 месяца назад +4

      Semen spreaders only? Then,bye? 😮

    • @BakingBadOBX
      @BakingBadOBX 3 месяца назад +5

      they were chosen because the were agreeable. that doesnt usually align with high intelligence.

    • @blahco4tt
      @blahco4tt 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@BakingBadOBXThey were chosen because people are taught to settle and certain behaviors and expectations (including the lack of expectations) are allowed

    • @USEismydream
      @USEismydream 3 месяца назад

      U know that this is basically the "highlight" out of many more they asked? So if you ask enough, there's no wonder that this result comes out. You could probably do the same with mother's, but that would be obviously more difficult cause in general mother's tend to really know more about their kids.

    • @Keenadoesitall
      @Keenadoesitall 3 месяца назад

      That proves Jimmy's point moms EARN all the praise we get on Mothers day🤷🏾‍♀️😉​@@USEismydream

  • @dianemcq64
    @dianemcq64 3 месяца назад +22

    I used to love the song God Bless the USA and now I get a visceral reaction in my stomach every time I hear it because of 45. 😢

    • @TracyAdams-ry2fc
      @TracyAdams-ry2fc 3 месяца назад

      Who would’ve thought he would’ve played gospel music since he was in a black church?

  • @kevinreid8946
    @kevinreid8946 3 месяца назад +244

    I'm Black and that's the first time I've ever seen a church gentrified

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 3 месяца назад +149

    We all wish Donnie a happy birthday and father's day, and hopefully....THIS will be his LAST

    •  3 месяца назад +9

      🤞✌️

    • @Fab4Fan1964
      @Fab4Fan1964 3 месяца назад +6

      🤭

    • @Lisa-vh3nh
      @Lisa-vh3nh 3 месяца назад

      So terrible to say about anyone.

    • @GeometricStalemate
      @GeometricStalemate 3 месяца назад +3

      There are exceptions

  • @InnocentPotato-pd7wi
    @InnocentPotato-pd7wi 3 месяца назад +7

    Well, they don't call them the "Fighting IRISH for nothing"! 😂😂😂💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

  • @deborahwilson4684
    @deborahwilson4684 3 месяца назад +15

    Voting for Comrade Bonespurs is like chickens voting for Col. Sanders!

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 3 месяца назад +1947

    Clarence Thomas is national Embarrassment

    • @xymonau2468
      @xymonau2468 3 месяца назад +144

      As is Alito.

    • @Papicholo1
      @Papicholo1 3 месяца назад +35

      👏 👏 👏

    • @anitaevans5361
      @anitaevans5361 3 месяца назад +133

      Anita Hill told us decades ago

    • @justanamerican9024
      @justanamerican9024 3 месяца назад +95

      I'd like to say Thomas was THE national embarrassment, but there is such competition out there!

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 3 месяца назад +19

      What would Spock think? Highly illogical .

  • @egirl622
    @egirl622 3 месяца назад +9

    What most likely precipitated the Boston Gardens brawl was excessive amounts of alcohol.

  • @jacquesrock7102
    @jacquesrock7102 3 месяца назад +115

    Trump is being humiliated. Love it. Keep those humiliations going . So hilarious.

    • @treetopjones737
      @treetopjones737 3 месяца назад +4

      It drives Trump even crazier when he sees it.

    • @MelissaBrazier-vw6zo
      @MelissaBrazier-vw6zo 3 месяца назад +1

      I love it too !! Jimmy is brilliant. 😂🤣👏👏

  • @oldanduncouth
    @oldanduncouth 3 месяца назад +47

    His water pressure issues are just proof trump hasn't paid a plumber in decades

  • @socwor5916
    @socwor5916 3 месяца назад +4

    Just LOVED the Father Quiz. Could watch that all day. LMBO

    • @kingrayog
      @kingrayog 3 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @Hassan-Sas
    @Hassan-Sas 3 месяца назад +44

    My favorite part is when dads are asked basic things about their kids and they know nothing but mothers always know those things hahah

    • @singingsunflower9000
      @singingsunflower9000 3 месяца назад +8

      Hilarious, weaponized incompetence and women carrying literally all the mental load, so funny i cant stop laughing.

  • @chuyocaca4153
    @chuyocaca4153 3 месяца назад +31

    9:00 One of his Biggest Lies! Yet! "I Take a Shower! " Ha-ha

  • @jeffreyjohnson9899
    @jeffreyjohnson9899 3 месяца назад +4

    He needs to go away,.he needs to go to jail.

  • @vindiesel1469
    @vindiesel1469 3 месяца назад +440

    Donald J. Trump, the "J" stands for JAIL.

  • @maltlickytexas
    @maltlickytexas 3 месяца назад +14

    Blacks for Trump = Chickens for KFC = Turkeys for Christmas.😂

  • @KombuchaBuzzed
    @KombuchaBuzzed 3 месяца назад +1

    Ouch, he made his daughter cry. A sign to get more involved. It's probably a good idea to know who's teaching your kids.

  • @vindiesel1469
    @vindiesel1469 3 месяца назад +36

    To quote Former President Theodore Roosevelt:
    "No man is above the law and no man is below it; nor do we ask any man's permission when we ask him to obey it. Obedience to the law is demanded as a right, not asked as a favor." "The judges who administer justice in our countries must be seen as ethical and subject to meaningful correction when it is necessary. Nothing less than the rule of law is at stake."

    • @Kim-J312
      @Kim-J312 3 месяца назад +3

      FDR was one of the greatest 🙌 presidents 🇺🇸🗽

    • @rpdx3
      @rpdx3 3 месяца назад +3

      @@Kim-J312yes, but that’s not the one quoted 😂

    • @Stoicisbetter
      @Stoicisbetter 3 месяца назад

      When there is even the possible APPEARANCE of non impartiality they MUST recuse themselves.
      They are not supposed to definitely appear biased and argue why they need to stay on the case.
      IMPEACH CORRUPT SCOTUS MEMBERS NOW!

    • @kingrayog
      @kingrayog 3 месяца назад

      @@Kim-J312 Franklin & Theodore are 2 different ones. There is an edit thingy on your phone. Folks act like that isn't there. 😆😆😆

  • @allisonjames2923
    @allisonjames2923 3 месяца назад +16

    Apart from NEVER wanting to picture the orange slug in the shower 😳 Maybe he’d have decent water pressure if he PAID HIS CONTRACTORS!

    • @JB-lp9xr
      @JB-lp9xr 3 месяца назад +3

      LOL. After the bounced check, the plumbers installed the 1/8” tubing to Donny’s shower and finished up the wall.

    • @kingrayog
      @kingrayog 3 месяца назад

      😂😂

  • @thejudgemeister
    @thejudgemeister 3 месяца назад +3

    These churches that are hosting political events should loose any non profit status they have if they have one.

  • @pamelalepper2368
    @pamelalepper2368 3 месяца назад +27

    Keep up the great work Jimmy!!

  • @janicemontgomery5680
    @janicemontgomery5680 3 месяца назад +987

    Trump should be in jail

    • @sylviagonzalez-qw6ww
      @sylviagonzalez-qw6ww 3 месяца назад +57

      The felon SHOULD GO PRISON😅

    • @biglee13m
      @biglee13m 3 месяца назад +45

      "Isn't it past your jail time?"

    • @NoonMight
      @NoonMight 3 месяца назад

      If Hunter can’t own/buy a gun because of his THREE felonies, then Trump should get his firearms seized for his 34 felonies.

    • @skyebabymac7338
      @skyebabymac7338 3 месяца назад +19

      In jail with no release date 😂😅 mainly for opening up his piehoele 😂😂😂

    • @JohnStrange-q8r
      @JohnStrange-q8r 3 месяца назад +10

      Felonious monk

  • @Peachy-KeenJewelsOptional
    @Peachy-KeenJewelsOptional 3 месяца назад +3

    Showers in Mar-a-Largo in Florida must be awful. I bet he paid for the cheapest showers.

  • @RedStatesPovertyWatch
    @RedStatesPovertyWatch 3 месяца назад +190

    Lecherous Old Men for Trump 20 to 24 years

  • @SSCXIII
    @SSCXIII 3 месяца назад +27

    Remember when Trump was president he was so "unhinged" that was the term he inspired with his craziness. So what makes ppl think he will not be the same. insanity

    • @R9000S
      @R9000S 3 месяца назад

      Mother of five killed by illegal.

    • @kingrayog
      @kingrayog 3 месяца назад

      @@R9000S And, how many were killed by legal citizens? Just be quiet.

    • @R9000S
      @R9000S 3 месяца назад

      @@kingrayog it’s worst if it’s by an illegal. They should never have been in!!

  • @mkelly534
    @mkelly534 3 месяца назад +3

    The best part of these monologs is we all know Trump watches everyone and just seethes. Because Jimmy Kimmel is really good at pushing buttons

  • @jaredf3844
    @jaredf3844 3 месяца назад +64

    LOCK TRUMP UP! LOCK TRUMP UP! LOCK TRUMP UP!

  • @hitreset0291
    @hitreset0291 3 месяца назад +18

    Why is there such a high number of restraining orders against GOP candidates?

  • @Baddestchik911
    @Baddestchik911 3 месяца назад +4

    Men: "Why do we only get socks for Father's day?"
    BFFRRN

  • @claressalucas8922
    @claressalucas8922 3 месяца назад +17

    Where did Trump find a black church so in need of 30 pieces of silver they'd let him behind the pulpit?

    • @kingrayog
      @kingrayog 3 месяца назад

      I can't wrap my head around it being a Black church. With all those saltines in there? NO WAY!!!!!!

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 3 месяца назад +128

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 🤗😊♥️

    • @awesomecoolguy6515
      @awesomecoolguy6515 3 месяца назад +1

      No best talk show is Reel Time with Bill Maher.

  • @judimozisek2901
    @judimozisek2901 3 месяца назад +10

    Every time you turn around Trump makes a fool out of himself 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dumagan1
    @dumagan1 3 месяца назад +19

    Jimmy, you’re doing the best job on sticking it to dumbld turdump!!! Keep it up!!!

  • @ProfDanielVargas
    @ProfDanielVargas 3 месяца назад +15

    Ronnie Johnson gives the best "cocktitive tests".

  • @heidi4752
    @heidi4752 3 месяца назад +2

    The father's quiz was gold -- please make it a tradition

  • @cajunlady101
    @cajunlady101 3 месяца назад +21

    Go Jimmy Go!