An older South African man seductively whispered "just my size" as I walked by. For years I struggled with body image issues but when I tell you I have been smiling ever since 😂Fat or thin my soulmate is out there.
My feathers were ruffled cause uhm stanky leg exists. I love those songs they were catchy,they were fun and literally part of my childhood. Anyways it was lighthearted so mi go kmt n enjoy the rest of the video.
I loved that rant so much. Got me fired up and angry and I don't even care for soccer. But the best part was how Fuhad was talking "we and I" like he's part of the team, one of the players or coaches. Love it
Alright, seen these dudes on TikTok a bunch of times and thought I'd check out an actual episode. 3min in, I have absolutely no idea what is happening but they're having a great time and so am I. Solid show lol
The AITA: she needs to create boundaries .I think the guys miss where she said they never getting married. The best advice I would give to not let him in the house. 1- she can move to a new place and not let him know where she live. Whenever he say he want to see his kids, she meet up in a park etc or carry them to his place. 2- change all the locks. N carry the children to his place or have someone there as what the guys said. But she can’t keep him away from his kids.
omg I thought I was the only one that noticed this. They kept saying how they're "married so he/she cant leave the other legally". I had to rewind to the beginning of AITA to make sure I heard right. If she really wants, she could get a restraining order?
If he is toxic it could get very dangerous very fast if she tries to leave and take the kids with her. The kids will feel the atmosphere in the family. So I do not know how they do feel about him. But I do not know how it is in UK with mediation between the two sides. But I think she should not be alone talking to him about leaving. If he is the type of guy that wants her and the kids not to be with anybody it could likely be he will try to kill her and the kids.
I’m an American that couldn’t care any less about soccer but hearing fuhad talk about teams and players that I know nothing about was pretty entertaining. And hearing him go over the 4 goals gave me the same energy as Dave Chappelle going over the times he met OJ Simpson.
In the most respectful way, as someone who has dealt with feelings of suicide before, I have never once ever thought about wanting to take somebody else's life along with mine, so whatever she was going through was deeper than suicide
22:46 I was WAITING for that backtrack 😂😂😂😂 #NotOnAMonday 43:32 Fuhads laugh is so pretty 😍, literally musical 🎼 48:18 guys, it's not that the Black/mixed guys are not trying to get these deals, its that they're not being *given* it. EkinSu is being thrown this stuff, so was Molly.... handed to them on a plate because these brands know what faces they want representing them. Let's not paint them as not bothering, they're being held back
I've listened to that intro so many times. James and Fuhad singing together sounded soooo good ❤️ James being patronising was so funny too "patreon, know how to spell it? Probably not" 😂
On the AITA you boys got all mixed up as f*ck. 😅😅 I had to go back to hear James say that the woman said they were together for 9 years and my man stated clearly that they will never get married! 🙂 She's still sounds like suffered from some sort of blindness to stay in a relationship for so long, even with children. People have to understand that kids are not handcuffs 🤷🏽♀️
Wagwan from Canada! 🇨🇦 Been binging your guys episodes for the past couple weeks while stuck working 12 hour shifts, and you guys the reason I can make it through it without wanting to shoot someone!! Big ups!! Looking forward to continuing listening!!
I was eating McDonalds ice cream in a park with my co-worker during lunch. A homeless black guy was asking around for a light. I knew he would get to us eventually but here is the thing and this will play into the insult my co-worker is white and I am black I grew up with the saying "only speak when spoken to" i guess she did not so i was going to wait until after he asked also i am always on guard with homeless because some may be off meds. He comes up to us and before he says anything my co-worker tells him we don't smoke. He was insta-mad he yelled "Did I fucking ask you anything?!" Then he looks at me and says loudly to me " Baby girl stop eating that shit or I will become fat like her" and just walked off. Her face was so red, we silently went back to the office and to this day never spoke about it. I also never had another ice cream from McDonalds.
1:27 Being Jamaican and Born and raised in a pentecostal church....that song brought back MEMORIES! Before it was made into a dance hall track, this was a deep praise and worship track! 🎶🎶🎶🎶 YES we're lazy and YES All these basement songs come from church ⛪️ It's not PON come on James, it's PUN as in Upon the river but pronounced PUN DEH RIVA PUN DEH BANK
My little boy once jiggled my belly and said "mummy whys your belly so jiggly.. jiggle jiggle" so i said "because of you!" I wanted to cry🤣Kids are ruthless.. Savage.. they have no fucks to give when it comes to the things they say 🤣
100% always recommend you guys to anyone who likes pod casts, tiktok, IG :) Have us cracking up 24/7. Keep up the great content , joke, burns, IATA, love it all :)
I’m so late…like tell me why I didn’t know they had a RUclips channel. I’ve been like going to their TikTok page everyday waiting for new content when this WHOOOOLE time I could have been living my best life! Just started watching you guys this year and love the hilarious content!
I wonder what Fuhad's comments were at the end of last season were...and also what they are at the moment. Watching this now, you've taken me back to that period after Brentford.🤣🤣 You have given me great hope for the rest of this season again considering where Man United was back then.
Hello Man Crush Monday😍😍. The shorts are back🔥, love the intro😂😂😂.Fuhad is every United fan right now😭, how sweet of James to listen. Won Europa finale with José.
@@meganmar87 it's the best we have looked in over a year 🤣, I imagine Fuhad was dancing last night 🕺 Have to give credit to arsenal so far as well though, they are playing really well
So I know absolutely nothing about soccer. Sorry I’m American lol! But when Fuhad mentioned the Glazer’s, I perked up because they also own the Tampa Bay Bucs NFL team and I live in tampa! Great episode guys! Love love love ❤️
The advise that I would give to that woman, is to move to another house, he stays to the old family house, because he pays the bills and it’s technically his home too. He could never do that to your own home, without even keys or a bed.
An older South African man seductively whispered "just my size" as I walked by. For years I struggled with body image issues but when I tell you I have been smiling ever since 😂Fat or thin my soulmate is out there.
It always be the older men🤣😭
so this my size thing is all across....am kenyan and the guys say it here too
@@nia_njema wapi uko? Labda Eastleigh
It happens everywhere...ata cbd
Older south African men say WHATEVER
For someone that doesn’t keep up with football like that, James is a real one for listening, ad-libbing and letting the rant run. Real G 👌🏾💯
Me, a broke South African uni student listening to James and Fuhad insult me for not signing up to their Patreon: 👁👄👁
hahaha and we not going anywhere
We definitely need to go find Serial Ramapoese's dollars under his couch
Awe finally seeing South African in the comments
Mabru, people in the UK and USA just sign up for shit it's bonkers
Hello my fellow South Africans 😂😂
you guys are the only reason why Mondays don't completly suck
Made in chelsea is also on
Jumpers Jump is pretty good
@@danielblanco6691 fair
Facts on facts 🤣
Me as a Jamaican listening to James and fuhad talk about our dance names 😂😂😂😂
Same 😂
Man
Same
FR though 😂
My feathers were ruffled cause uhm stanky leg exists. I love those songs they were catchy,they were fun and literally part of my childhood. Anyways it was lighthearted so mi go kmt n enjoy the rest of the video.
The way I smiled so hard when Fuhad said “love love love” and James whispered “gang gang gang” in the beginning was so cute!!! They switched roles❤️
this fuhad rant is going down in the shxtsngigs hall of fame I have never laughed so much in my life
3 key points from todays episode: both of them wearing shorts 🙌🏾💯😍, Fuhad's rant 😂🤣, and them breaking out in song at the very beginning 🙌🏾💯
Same creps
As a Jamaican, I'm very proud of this intro 🤣🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲
Very 🎉😂
Fully active
Anyone else loving the "Fight Talk" with James and "Football Talk" with fuhad... Its too awesome😅🔥🙌🏽
I beg James talks about UFC 278, that KO was insane!
I know! It's always like Fuhad starts and James says, "I have no clue what's goin on." and vice versa😅
Madee.want to watch soccer frfr.
Nope but thanks to James’ hard work on those chapters… onto the next 😄
We need these as a built in segment in the show
Being Jamaican and hearing you guys make references to the cultures makes me so happy.
I instantly smiled so wide lol
Isn’t James half Jamaican!
Fuhad in the end you wanted to say audacity/ audacious kids.
I loved that rant so much. Got me fired up and angry and I don't even care for soccer. But the best part was how Fuhad was talking "we and I" like he's part of the team, one of the players or coaches. Love it
Alright, seen these dudes on TikTok a bunch of times and thought I'd check out an actual episode. 3min in, I have absolutely no idea what is happening but they're having a great time and so am I. Solid show lol
Oh my gosh! As a Jamaican, I can't help but smile at the first few minutes of this video. 😄
James is such a good listener.... his body language 10/10
The AITA: she needs to create boundaries .I think the guys miss where she said they never getting married. The best advice I would give to not let him in the house. 1- she can move to a new place and not let him know where she live. Whenever he say he want to see his kids, she meet up in a park etc or carry them to his place. 2- change all the locks. N carry the children to his place or have someone there as what the guys said. But she can’t keep him away from his kids.
omg I thought I was the only one that noticed this. They kept saying how they're "married so he/she cant leave the other legally". I had to rewind to the beginning of AITA to make sure I heard right. If she really wants, she could get a restraining order?
That’s exactly what I was thinking
But he does fuck all with the kids. Doesn’t go out with them anyway so he doesn’t care bout them. Just using them as an excuse to get back in
If he is toxic it could get very dangerous very fast if she tries to leave and take the kids with her. The kids will feel the atmosphere in the family. So I do not know how they do feel about him. But I do not know how it is in UK with mediation between the two sides. But I think she should not be alone talking to him about leaving. If he is the type of guy that wants her and the kids not to be with anybody it could likely be he will try to kill her and the kids.
Totally agree! They both need their separate spaces and only deal with the kids together in neutral territory.
“Where is the money!”
The quote of the year😂!
Watching from Zambia
Thought i was the only one on here ✌👯
Zambian community growing...same here
Imwe!
I'm Zambian, grew up in London.
James patreon speech was giving pure Ricky Gervais, i'm dead 😂😂😂
I’m an American that couldn’t care any less about soccer but hearing fuhad talk about teams and players that I know nothing about was pretty entertaining. And hearing him go over the 4 goals gave me the same energy as Dave Chappelle going over the times he met OJ Simpson.
In the most respectful way, as someone who has dealt with feelings of suicide before, I have never once ever thought about wanting to take somebody else's life along with mine, so whatever she was going through was deeper than suicide
James. I appreciate the chapters. They help out a lot. I use them almost every episode or when I rewatch old episodes
Fuhad knows ball man.... James is that friend we all need in our lives. 💯
Fuhad's rant giving me a new lease on life as a United fan 🔥😂 I feel your frustration, that was perfectly put 👏🏾😤
Last comment of the episode BUT James’ “where’s the moneeeeyy” had me in bits 🤣🤣😂
My fav part of the podcast. Had me cryin’! 😂
James, I appreciate and acknowledge your efforts in chapters. I really fucking appreciate it 😂 seriously!
22:46 I was WAITING for that backtrack 😂😂😂😂 #NotOnAMonday
43:32 Fuhads laugh is so pretty 😍, literally musical 🎼
48:18 guys, it's not that the Black/mixed guys are not trying to get these deals, its that they're not being *given* it. EkinSu is being thrown this stuff, so was Molly.... handed to them on a plate because these brands know what faces they want representing them.
Let's not paint them as not bothering, they're being held back
Currently binging & I don’t know the first thing about Football but I could listen to Fuhad talk about football all day - the passion 😂
James going off today!!! My man made me feel stupid and I'm already on the patron. Like damn what more can I do
Me too 🤣🤣🤣
Be on the show on the 29th and take your mates obviously 😂
@@miriam2837 I would if I could definitely
The way Fuhad talks about football gets me excited and I’m not even into it like that 😂
Nahhhh James’ Love island rant had me creasing up in the office!! 😂😂😂😂😂
I've listened to that intro so many times. James and Fuhad singing together sounded soooo good ❤️
James being patronising was so funny too "patreon, know how to spell it? Probably not" 😂
The way I died when Fuhad said not a Fat Joe ting but a regular Joe ting 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me 👁👄👁 an American listening and knowing nothing about this football rant but admiring the passion lol
When Fuhad talks football, I understand he’s speaking English, but other than that, I don’t understand anything 😂
Bro the chapters are appreciated😂😂
“Kindly piss off” 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣 James went OFF today
How loud I laughed when Fuhad started ranting 😂😂😂😂 MC BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Hi Simone
Also enjoying this rant 😂😂😂😂😂😂
My sister showed me you guys and now I’m hooked. Gals getting matching tees for Christmas!
On the AITA you boys got all mixed up as f*ck. 😅😅
I had to go back to hear James say that the woman said they were together for 9 years and my man stated clearly that they will never get married! 🙂
She's still sounds like suffered from some sort of blindness to stay in a relationship for so long, even with children. People have to understand that kids are not handcuffs 🤷🏽♀️
But kids aren’t a just one persons either taking in the middle of the night is wild
OMG every time James said they're married I keep screaming THEY'RE NOT MARRIED!!!!!!!!!
Appreciate the chapters bro very much needed👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Wagwan from Canada! 🇨🇦
Been binging your guys episodes for the past couple weeks while stuck working 12 hour shifts, and you guys the reason I can make it through it without wanting to shoot someone!! Big ups!! Looking forward to continuing listening!!
42:50 LUV THIS FROM JAMES🤣😂🤧
I can listen Fuhad talking about football all day!🔥
Really hoped i could escape Man United with todays podcast but here i am crying in the corner 😭😭😭
I was eating McDonalds ice cream in a park with my co-worker during lunch. A homeless black guy was asking around for a light. I knew he would get to us eventually but here is the thing and this will play into the insult my co-worker is white and I am black I grew up with the saying "only speak when spoken to" i guess she did not so i was going to wait until after he asked also i am always on guard with homeless because some may be off meds. He comes up to us and before he says anything my co-worker tells him we don't smoke. He was insta-mad he yelled "Did I fucking ask you anything?!" Then he looks at me and says loudly to me " Baby girl stop eating that shit or I will become fat like her" and just walked off. Her face was so red, we silently went back to the office and to this day never spoke about it. I also never had another ice cream from McDonalds.
Homeless people give the hottest burns. Swear
😂😂😂😂
I’m dead 😵 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm not a football person but the way I stayed throughout Fuhad's rant. I would watch football if you did the breakdown
“WIBBLE WOBBLE” literally had me crying 🤣🤣🤣
"Do you know what I mean?" "Yeahyeah" "But do you "ACTUALLY* know what I mean?" Fuhad isn't playing 😂
James’ comment on Ronaldo giving up on Man U going to “Abu Dhabi” is mad it’s kinda came true now with Saudi Arabia 😂😂
Decided I was sick today. Currently watching this episode and eating double coated malteasers. W.
W
Double coated Maltesers? What is this for Magic. I only know the regulars one
Decided did you....? Get well soon.😉
@@dominicaannerd2114 LOOK FOR THE PURPLE AND RED PACKET. They are godly.
@@Q................ Cheers 😎😂
the way Fuhad screams “FAM” i lost it 😂😂😂😂
"I would need to punch a stranger" that line had me 😂😂
24:50 This Aged like a fine wine 😂😂😂
The “baby plz” always sends me 🤣🤣🤣
I just spent an hour looking for this episode because the intro is my number 1 source of happiness
Already know this ep bout to be flames and laughs just from intro and comments honestly best pod around
Fuhad’s rant is the longest section of this episode 😂😂😂
I really like the connections segment. They get SO pumped and excited!
1:27 Being Jamaican and Born and raised in a pentecostal church....that song brought back MEMORIES! Before it was made into a dance hall track, this was a deep praise and worship track! 🎶🎶🎶🎶
YES we're lazy and YES All these basement songs come from church ⛪️
It's not PON come on James, it's PUN as in Upon the river but pronounced PUN DEH RIVA PUN DEH BANK
I love you guys. I can’t stop smiling whenever y’all come on.😊😊😊. Immediate mood shifter.
The chapters are quite helpful.
I appreciate the chapters!
My little boy once jiggled my belly and said "mummy whys your belly so jiggly.. jiggle jiggle" so i said "because of you!" I wanted to cry🤣Kids are ruthless.. Savage.. they have no fucks to give when it comes to the things they say 🤣
My second kid (6) after I gave birth to my third one said , mommy , so when are you NOT gna be fat anymore 😢😂😂😂
@@sarraboomgaard4566sorry but I hollered😅🤣🤣🤣🤣 Your child is savage man...
The intro took me out🤣🤣🤣 & I was here for it all.. the dancehall💃🏽💃🏽
"Wibble wobble and walked off... "😂🤣🤣🤣
100% always recommend you guys to anyone who likes pod casts, tiktok, IG :) Have us cracking up 24/7. Keep up the great content , joke, burns, IATA, love it all :)
I’ve never related so hard to a rant in my life. It’s been a rough time to be a ManU fan.
I should have saved watching this episode until after the game, im going to need something to cheer me up!
LOL as a Jamaican "Willey bounce" is the name of a bounce created by a local dancer called "Willey" , it was is signature move
this into is everything 😂😂😂 the way i was laughing should be a crime
The only mistake I made was listening to this on the tube. “Where is the money!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
the way these guys danced in unison to 'i am blessed' 😂😂😊😊😊😊 loved it
50:40 it's so refreshing to hear you guys speak well of a dark skinned Black girl for once 🥰
DragonballZ and the #thighgang 😎
Very common it’s black women’s behavior that turns most black men off
Do they usually rag on them ?
They do not rag on 'em
Brah I appreciate the chapters!🔥
I’m so late…like tell me why I didn’t know they had a RUclips channel. I’ve been like going to their TikTok page everyday waiting for new content when this WHOOOOLE time I could have been living my best life!
Just started watching you guys this year and love the hilarious content!
literally don't even watch football but i just typed in the highlights of that game purely because of Fuhad enthusiasm
The way you guys were so in sinkk when singing blessed 👏🏽
I use the chapters alot. thanks James!
I think the word you were looking for was "brazen!" 🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fuhad's, rant is me finished fof the week 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Theeee waaaaaaaaaay y’all attacked us none Patreon people has me hollaringggg y’all make me laugh way to hard 😭🤣🤣
It’s the “What are we gonna do!!!!!” @ 37:13 😂😂😂😂
First of all...Jamaicans bring pure JOY with our music. You know you LOVE it! LOL ❤️ 😍
James: "I could listen to you talk about football for ages"'😙😌 arg man James is such a sweetheart bless him
I wonder what Fuhad's comments were at the end of last season were...and also what they are at the moment. Watching this now, you've taken me back to that period after Brentford.🤣🤣
You have given me great hope for the rest of this season again considering where Man United was back then.
I've never tolerated a man talking about football....today is a first 😂
My finger was hovering over off button I fast forwarded 3times...😜got through it...
Fuhad rant should’ve gone viral 😂
James I appreciate you for putting the chapters 😭❤️
😂 I love hearing Fuhad talking football, sky sports need to do something, Expressions, Rants, someone!
Hello Man Crush Monday😍😍. The shorts are back🔥, love the intro😂😂😂.Fuhad is every United fan right now😭, how sweet of James to listen. Won Europa finale with José.
I'm not a football but I listen to the entire rant and now you have me interested in football
The whole being extra in the beginning, to get us to sign up is hilarious! 😂
I'm crying!!! I am blessed! STRAIGHT!
Fuhad had me creasing at that rant 😂😂 arms flailing
The way James is laughing at Fuhad's pain regarding Man United's dryspell with silverware for the last 10 years
“I’d need to punch a stranger” 😂😂😂
The Man U rant is killing me....exactly what it feels like to support Arsenal 😂😂 GOOOOOONERS 😘
I did not need this rant today, not before the liverpool game 🤣🤣... Its funny when it happens to other teams but not your own
@@loz198897 least you got the win...just 😏
@@meganmar87 it's the best we have looked in over a year 🤣, I imagine Fuhad was dancing last night 🕺
Have to give credit to arsenal so far as well though, they are playing really well
I have never been so interested in football until when I heard Fuhad talk.
"Let them into their homes like vampires "😂
Tell me why I was scrolling through and decided to do a tb of a vid i missed i knewwww i loved yall for a reason and this is it 🇯🇲❤
So I know absolutely nothing about soccer. Sorry I’m American lol! But when Fuhad mentioned the Glazer’s, I perked up because they also own the Tampa Bay Bucs NFL team and I live in tampa! Great episode guys! Love love love ❤️
The advise that I would give to that woman, is to move to another house, he stays to the old family house, because he pays the bills and it’s technically his home too. He could never do that to your own home, without even keys or a bed.