Senator Armstrong roasts Raiden

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @BlaulPart
    @BlaulPart  2 года назад +264

    Armstrong applies for jobs is next, sometime next week.
    Also cheers to Marcos Vasquez for providing the idea for the "your mother" bit and to CRUSADER for the "I harden in response to Jack" line.

    • @hannahannaortiz8736
      @hannahannaortiz8736 2 года назад

      Upload it faster than the speed of light

    • @ry4nfr
      @ry4nfr 2 года назад

      Yessss! Let’s see, does he get senator or navy?

    • @alexandrefillot9600
      @alexandrefillot9600 2 года назад

      It's a fake, Raiden pulls his entire UNO reverse card x the power of Exodia the forbidden one deck on Armstrong

    • @assfuckerthejointpounder5834
      @assfuckerthejointpounder5834 2 года назад +2

      " now activating woman deflectors" your definitely in my league Armstrong, back when I was 12

    • @marcosvazquez5912
      @marcosvazquez5912 2 года назад

      It turned out much better than I ever would have imagined. It’s so beautiful, thank you

  • @tylergarrity3353
    @tylergarrity3353 2 года назад +639

    Armstrong: "You need a sword to fight me. Pathetic! Use your hands!"
    Also Armstrong: Tries to kill Raiden with a 200 ft tall Mech

    • @BlaulPart
      @BlaulPart  2 года назад +129

      *Sweats profusely*

    • @karyote1929
      @karyote1929 2 года назад +95

      @@BlaulPart armstrong: I fought better with bare hands than with it so it doesn't count

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 2 года назад +33

      Also Raiden does start using hands, and then starts supplexing Armstrong

    • @monsoon1321
      @monsoon1321 2 года назад +11

      @@Breakaway-ic5gj 10 percent of his health btw

    • @ihauok
      @ihauok 2 года назад +19

      @@monsoon1321 that was his shirt hp

  • @O_ya_sumi.
    @O_ya_sumi. 2 года назад +439

    Never thought I'd see Armstrong making your mama joke

    • @liltone829
      @liltone829 2 года назад +21

      Or a good one even

    • @raiden5181
      @raiden5181 2 года назад

      "thats why yo mama dead jack"
      fucking disgusts me

    • @FonchoVidal
      @FonchoVidal Год назад +4

      Its Raiden's mom fault for f*cking with the Senator

  • @Z_Saber
    @Z_Saber 2 года назад +296

    Armstrong: "Well I don't write my own speeches-
    BUT I DO WRITE MY OWN SKITS"

  • @Riku_nkmr
    @Riku_nkmr 2 года назад +143

    Damn, dude's gonna need a whole army's worth of nanopaste from all those roasting.

    • @leonardorolingstella8554
      @leonardorolingstella8554 2 года назад +7

      no, i think he needs to revisit the patriots for a new cyborg body. the burn marks would've damage his body beyond repair.

  • @puttan8571
    @puttan8571 2 года назад +155

    He roasted him like the mother of all omelettes

    • @devilpistons1269
      @devilpistons1269 2 года назад +4

      but you have to steam eggs to make omelettes. or fry them. depends on the university you're from

    • @Dejsun
      @Dejsun 2 года назад +1

      @@devilpistons1269 cant fret over every way to make omelette

  • @kaminskyyy3374
    @kaminskyyy3374 2 года назад +345

    "I was with your mother one time. 4 years later the smell lingers on."
    That shit hit me hard xd

    • @runtergerutscht4401
      @runtergerutscht4401 2 года назад +32

      Hands down the hardest roast he threw at Jack

    • @marcosvazquez5912
      @marcosvazquez5912 2 года назад +11

      I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time

    • @gjkdshgkjshjkgdfg
      @gjkdshgkjshjkgdfg 2 года назад +6

      Armstrong is Solidus????

    • @pantuternik
      @pantuternik 2 года назад

      No, it was the dumbest one since Raiden's parents have been dead for almost 40 years by that point

    • @manologamerss5801
      @manologamerss5801 2 года назад +1

      @@pantuternik I mean if she was dead 36 years when they met I can see why she'd stink.

  • @SMAisRandomz
    @SMAisRandomz 2 года назад +130

    Who would win: A cyborg ninja who can withstand a punch barrage and lift a giant metal gear with ease vs A cigar

    • @BlaulPart
      @BlaulPart  2 года назад +28

      The answer may surprise you

    • @SMAisRandomz
      @SMAisRandomz 2 года назад +20

      *Lol, his roasting is soo bad even the cigar turns itself into a miniature nuke powerful enough to demolish Hiroshima and Nagasaki!* 😆🤣😂

    • @TheUncivilizedNation
      @TheUncivilizedNation 2 года назад +8

      @@SMAisRandomz
      it’s cuz of the *Nanomachines Son*

    • @SMAisRandomz
      @SMAisRandomz 2 года назад +4

      @@TheUncivilizedNation *The manufacturers that created Armstrong's cigar are top tier!* Imagine having to smoke as much as you want and toss it like a grenade...

    • @karyote1929
      @karyote1929 2 года назад +1

      @@SMAisRandomz nanomachines son! It explodes in response to physical trauma

  • @-_-_N_-_-
    @-_-_N_-_- 2 года назад +35

    "I harden in response to Jack." How could you know Armstrong?!

  • @tsaageotrimm
    @tsaageotrimm 2 года назад +77

    Armstrong's laugh is too good there

  • @crusader5013
    @crusader5013 2 года назад +36

    Thanks for putting in “I harden in response to Jack” 😂

  • @solaris_knight99
    @solaris_knight99 2 года назад +68

    Jack took credit for coming up with the recipe for The Mother Of All Omelette, when it was actually Armstrong who created the recipe, Jack didn't give any royalties to Armstrong, their relationship soured, and thus; this masterpiece was born

  • @Minh-vp9ct
    @Minh-vp9ct 2 года назад +46

    Roasting the mother of all raiden here, can't fret over every jack

  • @evanlau1504
    @evanlau1504 2 года назад +19

    I love how the scripts look like they were made in 5 minutes but are actually precisely written to make this a masterpiece.

    • @BlaulPart
      @BlaulPart  2 года назад +7

      Accurate! Scripts are like 1/3 of the time it takes to make these. It takes some time to make sure I’m choosing sentences that I’m confident I can actually build and make sound good.

  • @chad7945
    @chad7945 2 года назад +16

    Steven - You're just a meme Jack.
    Raiden - so you are

    • @SimplyWorg
      @SimplyWorg 2 года назад

      *are

    • @jenypherbrown6415
      @jenypherbrown6415 2 года назад

      Wdym are???

    • @chad7945
      @chad7945 2 года назад +1

      ​@@SimplyWorg i don't speak English very well, sorry.

    • @chad7945
      @chad7945 2 года назад

      @@jenypherbrown6415 ​ i don't speak English very well, sorry.

  • @marcosvazquez5912
    @marcosvazquez5912 2 года назад +35

    You are actually my favorite channel, your work is pure perfection

    • @BlaulPart
      @BlaulPart  2 года назад +7

      Thank you so much :)

  • @skybuprofen9834
    @skybuprofen9834 2 года назад +9

    "Everywhere in DC you hear, 'I harden in response to Jack'".
    I ain't gay but cyborg ninja with one eye is cyborg ninja with one eye.

  • @The2345jay
    @The2345jay 2 года назад +15

    “Even sam is better than you” even tho sam has failed to get pretty much every job known to man

  • @johnnyd.1004
    @johnnyd.1004 2 года назад +28

    1:33 Don't think I didn't see that. I think aside from Armstrong, Sundowner could throw the best insults. Either way, that mother bit was flawless.

  • @Rimikare
    @Rimikare 2 года назад +32

    Senator flaming Saucy Jack? Nah that ain't a good idea. Jack gonna use his blood as sauce

  • @Captain_Juice
    @Captain_Juice 2 года назад +5

    Armstrong:"You need a sword to fight me..pathetic!...use your bare hands!
    Raiden:"Says the one that tried to kill me using a metal gear that I could suplex........WITH MY BARE HANDS!!"

  • @Fadedfrost1
    @Fadedfrost1 2 года назад +16

    Armstrong roasted his will to live lol

  • @IamaMedalHunter
    @IamaMedalHunter 2 года назад +8

    "You're right. About me I mean. I thought I could be just like you, but that is a mistake. Perhaps I AM CRINGE but that makes me FREE!"
    -Raiden with Biden (maybe)

    • @andrejhofer2007
      @andrejhofer2007 2 года назад +1

      "That's SUS"
      -monsus battle bus (perhaps)

  • @amicks
    @amicks 2 года назад +11

    Armstrong saying cringe helped motivate me to do my best today so thanks for that

    • @BlaulPart
      @BlaulPart  2 года назад +3

      Wouldn’t want him posting about you next, affer all

  • @Chainsmoker69420
    @Chainsmoker69420 2 года назад +4

    Jack got roasted to the point that he got MGS2 graphics

  • @mewhenthemewhenyou2350
    @mewhenthemewhenyou2350 2 года назад +5

    armstrong : why need sword when you got hands
    raiden : why have nanomachines when you can be a simple being

  • @hehehedgegegs6971
    @hehehedgegegs6971 2 года назад +3

    I could listen to Armstrong saying “crayons” for about an hour

  • @Noahh81st
    @Noahh81st 2 года назад +14

    We
    Need
    MORE!
    (And thanks for a very great video)

  • @selesia865
    @selesia865 2 года назад +18

    Your creativity and talent is awesome

  • @WackMatters
    @WackMatters 2 года назад +7

    I think i should Join the navy

  • @Arkle0u0
    @Arkle0u0 2 года назад +16

    Senator Roaststrong 🤡

  • @canada9169
    @canada9169 2 года назад +6

    These never cease to entertain thanks for making them

    • @BlaulPart
      @BlaulPart  2 года назад +2

      Cheers Canada, means a lot to have the approval of a country.

  • @x-blades2145
    @x-blades2145 2 года назад +1

    Armstrong more like ROASTSTRONG! (I'll see myself out)

  • @OllieDM910
    @OllieDM910 2 года назад +1

    Armstrong and Sundowner talk about the war economy

  • @phasedcloak2835
    @phasedcloak2835 2 года назад +1

    I'm sure Raiden had his pain inhibitors on this whole time, but damn!
    I think it's time for Jack to let 'er cry! after hearing all that

  • @Benito675
    @Benito675 2 месяца назад

    this is just Armstrong showing Raiden he build his meme soundboard into Metal gear Excelsus

  • @massimocalori35
    @massimocalori35 2 года назад +1

    We need more of this, people roasting jack/ripped

  • @kingocheemso
    @kingocheemso 2 года назад +13

    This is just hilarious

  • @ChaoticSpud
    @ChaoticSpud 2 года назад +4

    Feels good to be early to an exquisite memes.
    Edit: if you guys sing the lyrics to several songs at once, I’ll change into raiden armstrong or jetstream

    • @BlaulPart
      @BlaulPart  2 года назад

      Welcome to first 30 minute gang

    • @ChaoticSpud
      @ChaoticSpud 2 года назад

      @@BlaulPart exquisite

    • @karyote1929
      @karyote1929 2 года назад

      @@ChaoticSpudhmm that's very good yeah I like it

    • @Ilikepotatoes067
      @Ilikepotatoes067 2 года назад

      Now theres a pretty meme.. Exquisite!

  • @senatorarmstrong4168
    @senatorarmstrong4168 2 года назад +1

    That wasn’t my full roasting potential

  • @justsomegamer5932
    @justsomegamer5932 2 года назад +2

    I was laughing for half-an-hour!

  • @pamtheman5748
    @pamtheman5748 2 года назад +3

    1:05 Says as he is standing on a super weapon

  • @frosted3278
    @frosted3278 2 года назад +4

    This feels straight out of 2017

    • @BlaulPart
      @BlaulPart  2 года назад +5

      I just miss older video styles tbh. Missed out on the gmod wave when that was huge and now I'm perpetually chasing that vibe lol

    • @frosted3278
      @frosted3278 2 года назад +2

      @@BlaulPart its out of 2017 but like in a good way i meant

    • @BlaulPart
      @BlaulPart  2 года назад +3

      Oh yeah no offense taken dude don't worry! I gotchu ^^

    • @low_bo
      @low_bo 2 года назад

      2014*

    • @boyeri3558
      @boyeri3558 2 года назад

      Well this game is really old so it fits

  • @The_Guy33
    @The_Guy33 2 года назад +1

    "And I took that personally ..."

  • @DoYouSeeBananaManTH
    @DoYouSeeBananaManTH 2 года назад +4

    God damn those roasts were as good as the mother of all omelettes! Man I will fret over every egg now

  • @sadfox8248
    @sadfox8248 Год назад

    I love how more and more deep fried the video get as Armstrong comes up with hotter roasts

  • @sonicszuetomyt5448
    @sonicszuetomyt5448 Год назад

    0:43
    Armstrong: Four years later, the smell lingers on...
    ~~Raiden: No, that's just you~~

  • @ClepticTheIdiot
    @ClepticTheIdiot 2 года назад +1

    And then raiden replies with senator armstrongs full address

  • @123deserted
    @123deserted 2 года назад +2

    I fucking love this, its hard to explain why and how i like it but i just do

  • @cvzo-b2v
    @cvzo-b2v 2 года назад

    "Use bare hands you little candy ass b**h!"
    -Senator Roasstrong 2022

  • @Cycloon16
    @Cycloon16 9 месяцев назад

    He may not write his own speeches, but he definitely writes his own roasts

  • @uwususc4638
    @uwususc4638 2 года назад

    What’s your game Armstrong? Gonna talk me to death?
    Armstrong:

  • @domarmedia4545
    @domarmedia4545 2 года назад +4

    Well, he talked him to death

  • @Yamaoka-chan
    @Yamaoka-chan 2 года назад +2

    Armstrong: Well if it isn't Sussy WoJack
    Raiden: Armstrong!... impressive little Meme you got there
    Armstrong: Your Mother,son. Makes me harden in response to you

  • @liltone829
    @liltone829 2 года назад +1

    I like how his cigar was explosive, killing Jack

    • @rbxless
      @rbxless 2 года назад +1

      That's like the Fidel Castro assasination attempt in real life! It all goes full circle...

  • @onlookerofthings6029
    @onlookerofthings6029 2 года назад +1

    The cheers over and over get me

  • @giovannibramlia4801
    @giovannibramlia4801 2 года назад +1

    Make a part two where raiden gets his revenge.

  • @Chad_Milk
    @Chad_Milk 2 года назад +1

    ChadStrong vs Virgin Jack

  • @_Admin
    @_Admin 2 года назад +3

    I thought armstrong was busy applying for jobs after sam took over the company

  • @therealx1ras453
    @therealx1ras453 2 года назад

    The sequel is just “Doktor turn off my roast inhibitors”

  • @sophiadoesrandomthings
    @sophiadoesrandomthings Год назад

    “armstrong, you’re not very good” 😎

  • @Faint_Orbit
    @Faint_Orbit 2 года назад +2

    Saucy jack clearly had the best roast, Armstrong sat there for a few good seconds processing what it meant for him!

  • @neizei
    @neizei Год назад

    Most respectful conversation in high school

  • @doctoroktoberfest7840
    @doctoroktoberfest7840 2 года назад

    Now do raiden roasts Armstrong

  • @LeoTheYuty
    @LeoTheYuty 2 года назад +2

    I laughed my brain out of my mouth.

    • @TheDeathOmen
      @TheDeathOmen 2 года назад

      Might wanna get that shit back in the brain hole

  • @EzraEpic
    @EzraEpic 2 года назад

    The mlg horns from nowhere make this better

  • @DanAroYouTube
    @DanAroYouTube 2 года назад

    The job is yours, Armstrong
    I like this

  • @funiguy2219
    @funiguy2219 2 года назад

    Making the mother jack, cant fret over every egg

  • @blazonbz2191
    @blazonbz2191 2 года назад

    Bruh, Armstrong greatly offended Raiden.

  • @NDW813
    @NDW813 Год назад

    Raiden:stop it!

  • @valhalanguardsman2588
    @valhalanguardsman2588 2 года назад

    Jack has a family and a kid

  • @rubikscubegaming2412
    @rubikscubegaming2412 2 года назад

    He says raiden is weak because he uses a sword while sitting on a mechanical crab he uses in combat

  • @mightymouseblogs7387
    @mightymouseblogs7387 Год назад

    Just a meme Jack… just a meme

  • @leeongabrielramos2718
    @leeongabrielramos2718 2 года назад

    thats a hard roasting for 2 mins

  • @stranger5011
    @stranger5011 2 года назад

    Stop armstrong, Jack already has enough trauma in his life

  • @notjeice4556
    @notjeice4556 2 года назад +1

    But when will Sam ask people to dance?

  • @deathdragon789
    @deathdragon789 2 года назад

    Well this explains Max0r’s incorrect summary of this game

  • @The-boss275
    @The-boss275 2 года назад

    Now this is a fight

  • @danteross1761
    @danteross1761 2 года назад

    am more confused then my dad when i was born

  • @Lazarus_1.0
    @Lazarus_1.0 2 месяца назад

    I want to hug Jack :(

  • @Mar.............
    @Mar............. 2 года назад

    chill out armstrong raiden only has 2 brain cells

  • @BerdlyGaming
    @BerdlyGaming 2 года назад

    I live for these videos

  • @tsaageotrimm
    @tsaageotrimm 2 года назад

    Every American man, woman and child... should join the Navy!

    • @cvzo-b2v
      @cvzo-b2v 2 года назад +1

      Is it really so horrible

  • @monksoo7657
    @monksoo7657 2 года назад +1

    Just perfect

  • @spookyjohn6543
    @spookyjohn6543 2 года назад

    The yo mama jokes made me lose it 💀

  • @nitroplasma788
    @nitroplasma788 2 года назад

    hell nah i knwow my man ramenstrong aint rosating rajaidrein

  • @-giazzg-
    @-giazzg- Год назад

    0:38 AYYYYYYYYYYYYY yo

  • @דודזבוקריצקי-צ2פ
    @דודזבוקריצקי-צ2פ 2 года назад +1

    How the hell is CreeperLoli based
    The memes linger on

  • @Draedon126
    @Draedon126 2 года назад

    C R I T I C A L R O A S T

  • @Rickerus
    @Rickerus 2 года назад +1

    Nice video as always. Curious, did you take the cutscene voicelines from RUclips videos or from recorded footage in-game? From what I recall, you could turn off the music (and SFX?) during cutscenes to have only voices play, making spliced sentences sound clearer.

    • @BlaulPart
      @BlaulPart  2 года назад

      I record my own footage, just to make sure I don't step on any toes. You can indeed turn off music and SFX. Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. Depends on the video. Without background noise, some videos just sound kind of creepy and lifeless. SFX would probably be best to turn off always, which I don't have footage of currently but probably should, but music I personally find helpful to making a video sound alive. Other times though, it's off entirely and I only use voice. That's what I did for "Raiden tries to give war a chance", because it felt easy and appropriate to just slap a song in the background for that one. Just kind of depends on the direction. I also used voice only for the entirety of the Payday 2 Armstrong mod for obvious reasons. SFX off, music/voice on is probably something I need to record at some point though.
      Thank you for the comment!

    • @Rickerus
      @Rickerus 2 года назад

      I see, having those snippets of leftover SFX or music from the cutscene does add a bit of personality to it akin to early RUclips Poop videos, so I can see where you're coming from with that. Keep up the good work!

  • @reinerbraun9103
    @reinerbraun9103 2 года назад

    Your content is golden

  • @Omashu2425
    @Omashu2425 2 года назад

    Armstrong: "You need sword to fight me! Use bare hands!"
    Raiden: "Bet: ruclips.net/video/jBI9M-BJnDs/видео.html&ab_channel=G-S0ul"

  • @drgremory5275
    @drgremory5275 2 года назад

    Underrated

  • @figuregaming3872
    @figuregaming3872 2 года назад

    1:18 nO iT's 11 (joke)

  • @bun_bun657
    @bun_bun657 2 года назад

    My blood is white red and blue Idk what urs is jack

  • @hermit_36
    @hermit_36 2 года назад

    quality content.

  • @Nicius-
    @Nicius- 2 года назад

    SAM = SOUTH AMERICA MEMES.

  • @aetrno
    @aetrno 2 года назад

    Sussy jack

  • @monsoonofthesteinsgate2274
    @monsoonofthesteinsgate2274 2 года назад

    Maybe you can make a class of countries with mistral as the teacher, exquisite videos and just an idea oyu can consider

  • @zezotv610
    @zezotv610 2 года назад

    Epic vid