Armstrong applies for jobs is next, sometime next week. Also cheers to Marcos Vasquez for providing the idea for the "your mother" bit and to CRUSADER for the "I harden in response to Jack" line.
@@TheUncivilizedNation *The manufacturers that created Armstrong's cigar are top tier!* Imagine having to smoke as much as you want and toss it like a grenade...
Jack took credit for coming up with the recipe for The Mother Of All Omelette, when it was actually Armstrong who created the recipe, Jack didn't give any royalties to Armstrong, their relationship soured, and thus; this masterpiece was born
Accurate! Scripts are like 1/3 of the time it takes to make these. It takes some time to make sure I’m choosing sentences that I’m confident I can actually build and make sound good.
Armstrong:"You need a sword to fight me..pathetic!...use your bare hands! Raiden:"Says the one that tried to kill me using a metal gear that I could suplex........WITH MY BARE HANDS!!"
"You're right. About me I mean. I thought I could be just like you, but that is a mistake. Perhaps I AM CRINGE but that makes me FREE!" -Raiden with Biden (maybe)
Feels good to be early to an exquisite memes. Edit: if you guys sing the lyrics to several songs at once, I’ll change into raiden armstrong or jetstream
Armstrong: Well if it isn't Sussy WoJack Raiden: Armstrong!... impressive little Meme you got there Armstrong: Your Mother,son. Makes me harden in response to you
Nice video as always. Curious, did you take the cutscene voicelines from RUclips videos or from recorded footage in-game? From what I recall, you could turn off the music (and SFX?) during cutscenes to have only voices play, making spliced sentences sound clearer.
I record my own footage, just to make sure I don't step on any toes. You can indeed turn off music and SFX. Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. Depends on the video. Without background noise, some videos just sound kind of creepy and lifeless. SFX would probably be best to turn off always, which I don't have footage of currently but probably should, but music I personally find helpful to making a video sound alive. Other times though, it's off entirely and I only use voice. That's what I did for "Raiden tries to give war a chance", because it felt easy and appropriate to just slap a song in the background for that one. Just kind of depends on the direction. I also used voice only for the entirety of the Payday 2 Armstrong mod for obvious reasons. SFX off, music/voice on is probably something I need to record at some point though. Thank you for the comment!
I see, having those snippets of leftover SFX or music from the cutscene does add a bit of personality to it akin to early RUclips Poop videos, so I can see where you're coming from with that. Keep up the good work!
Armstrong applies for jobs is next, sometime next week.
Also cheers to Marcos Vasquez for providing the idea for the "your mother" bit and to CRUSADER for the "I harden in response to Jack" line.
Upload it faster than the speed of light
Yessss! Let’s see, does he get senator or navy?
It's a fake, Raiden pulls his entire UNO reverse card x the power of Exodia the forbidden one deck on Armstrong
" now activating woman deflectors" your definitely in my league Armstrong, back when I was 12
It turned out much better than I ever would have imagined. It’s so beautiful, thank you
Armstrong: "You need a sword to fight me. Pathetic! Use your hands!"
Also Armstrong: Tries to kill Raiden with a 200 ft tall Mech
*Sweats profusely*
@@BlaulPart armstrong: I fought better with bare hands than with it so it doesn't count
Also Raiden does start using hands, and then starts supplexing Armstrong
@@Breakaway-ic5gj 10 percent of his health btw
@@monsoon1321 that was his shirt hp
Never thought I'd see Armstrong making your mama joke
Or a good one even
"thats why yo mama dead jack"
fucking disgusts me
Its Raiden's mom fault for f*cking with the Senator
Armstrong: "Well I don't write my own speeches-
BUT I DO WRITE MY OWN SKITS"
Damn, dude's gonna need a whole army's worth of nanopaste from all those roasting.
no, i think he needs to revisit the patriots for a new cyborg body. the burn marks would've damage his body beyond repair.
He roasted him like the mother of all omelettes
but you have to steam eggs to make omelettes. or fry them. depends on the university you're from
@@devilpistons1269 cant fret over every way to make omelette
"I was with your mother one time. 4 years later the smell lingers on."
That shit hit me hard xd
Hands down the hardest roast he threw at Jack
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time
Armstrong is Solidus????
No, it was the dumbest one since Raiden's parents have been dead for almost 40 years by that point
@@pantuternik I mean if she was dead 36 years when they met I can see why she'd stink.
Who would win: A cyborg ninja who can withstand a punch barrage and lift a giant metal gear with ease vs A cigar
The answer may surprise you
*Lol, his roasting is soo bad even the cigar turns itself into a miniature nuke powerful enough to demolish Hiroshima and Nagasaki!* 😆🤣😂
@@SMAisRandomz
it’s cuz of the *Nanomachines Son*
@@TheUncivilizedNation *The manufacturers that created Armstrong's cigar are top tier!* Imagine having to smoke as much as you want and toss it like a grenade...
@@SMAisRandomz nanomachines son! It explodes in response to physical trauma
"I harden in response to Jack." How could you know Armstrong?!
*"Nanomachines, Son."*
Armstrong's laugh is too good there
Thanks for putting in “I harden in response to Jack” 😂
Thanks for sharing the idea!
That was a great idea
Jack took credit for coming up with the recipe for The Mother Of All Omelette, when it was actually Armstrong who created the recipe, Jack didn't give any royalties to Armstrong, their relationship soured, and thus; this masterpiece was born
shhhh no one should know. *kills and drags into a basement*
They're called steamed eggs
Roasting the mother of all raiden here, can't fret over every jack
I love how the scripts look like they were made in 5 minutes but are actually precisely written to make this a masterpiece.
Accurate! Scripts are like 1/3 of the time it takes to make these. It takes some time to make sure I’m choosing sentences that I’m confident I can actually build and make sound good.
Steven - You're just a meme Jack.
Raiden - so you are
*are
Wdym are???
@@SimplyWorg i don't speak English very well, sorry.
@@jenypherbrown6415 i don't speak English very well, sorry.
You are actually my favorite channel, your work is pure perfection
Thank you so much :)
"Everywhere in DC you hear, 'I harden in response to Jack'".
I ain't gay but cyborg ninja with one eye is cyborg ninja with one eye.
“Even sam is better than you” even tho sam has failed to get pretty much every job known to man
1:33 Don't think I didn't see that. I think aside from Armstrong, Sundowner could throw the best insults. Either way, that mother bit was flawless.
Senator flaming Saucy Jack? Nah that ain't a good idea. Jack gonna use his blood as sauce
Armstrong:"You need a sword to fight me..pathetic!...use your bare hands!
Raiden:"Says the one that tried to kill me using a metal gear that I could suplex........WITH MY BARE HANDS!!"
Armstrong roasted his will to live lol
"You're right. About me I mean. I thought I could be just like you, but that is a mistake. Perhaps I AM CRINGE but that makes me FREE!"
-Raiden with Biden (maybe)
"That's SUS"
-monsus battle bus (perhaps)
Armstrong saying cringe helped motivate me to do my best today so thanks for that
Wouldn’t want him posting about you next, affer all
Jack got roasted to the point that he got MGS2 graphics
armstrong : why need sword when you got hands
raiden : why have nanomachines when you can be a simple being
I could listen to Armstrong saying “crayons” for about an hour
We
Need
MORE!
(And thanks for a very great video)
Your creativity and talent is awesome
I think i should Join the navy
Senator Roaststrong 🤡
These never cease to entertain thanks for making them
Cheers Canada, means a lot to have the approval of a country.
Armstrong more like ROASTSTRONG! (I'll see myself out)
Armstrong and Sundowner talk about the war economy
I'm sure Raiden had his pain inhibitors on this whole time, but damn!
I think it's time for Jack to let 'er cry! after hearing all that
this is just Armstrong showing Raiden he build his meme soundboard into Metal gear Excelsus
We need more of this, people roasting jack/ripped
This is just hilarious
Feels good to be early to an exquisite memes.
Edit: if you guys sing the lyrics to several songs at once, I’ll change into raiden armstrong or jetstream
Welcome to first 30 minute gang
@@BlaulPart exquisite
@@ChaoticSpudhmm that's very good yeah I like it
Now theres a pretty meme.. Exquisite!
That wasn’t my full roasting potential
I was laughing for half-an-hour!
1:05 Says as he is standing on a super weapon
This feels straight out of 2017
I just miss older video styles tbh. Missed out on the gmod wave when that was huge and now I'm perpetually chasing that vibe lol
@@BlaulPart its out of 2017 but like in a good way i meant
Oh yeah no offense taken dude don't worry! I gotchu ^^
2014*
Well this game is really old so it fits
"And I took that personally ..."
God damn those roasts were as good as the mother of all omelettes! Man I will fret over every egg now
I love how more and more deep fried the video get as Armstrong comes up with hotter roasts
0:43
Armstrong: Four years later, the smell lingers on...
~~Raiden: No, that's just you~~
And then raiden replies with senator armstrongs full address
I fucking love this, its hard to explain why and how i like it but i just do
"Use bare hands you little candy ass b**h!"
-Senator Roasstrong 2022
He may not write his own speeches, but he definitely writes his own roasts
What’s your game Armstrong? Gonna talk me to death?
Armstrong:
Well, he talked him to death
Genius
Armstrong: Well if it isn't Sussy WoJack
Raiden: Armstrong!... impressive little Meme you got there
Armstrong: Your Mother,son. Makes me harden in response to you
I like how his cigar was explosive, killing Jack
That's like the Fidel Castro assasination attempt in real life! It all goes full circle...
The cheers over and over get me
Make a part two where raiden gets his revenge.
ChadStrong vs Virgin Jack
I thought armstrong was busy applying for jobs after sam took over the company
The sequel is just “Doktor turn off my roast inhibitors”
“armstrong, you’re not very good” 😎
Saucy jack clearly had the best roast, Armstrong sat there for a few good seconds processing what it meant for him!
Most respectful conversation in high school
Now do raiden roasts Armstrong
I laughed my brain out of my mouth.
Might wanna get that shit back in the brain hole
The mlg horns from nowhere make this better
The job is yours, Armstrong
I like this
Making the mother jack, cant fret over every egg
Bruh, Armstrong greatly offended Raiden.
Raiden:stop it!
Jack has a family and a kid
He says raiden is weak because he uses a sword while sitting on a mechanical crab he uses in combat
Just a meme Jack… just a meme
thats a hard roasting for 2 mins
Stop armstrong, Jack already has enough trauma in his life
But when will Sam ask people to dance?
Well this explains Max0r’s incorrect summary of this game
Now this is a fight
am more confused then my dad when i was born
I want to hug Jack :(
chill out armstrong raiden only has 2 brain cells
I live for these videos
Every American man, woman and child... should join the Navy!
Is it really so horrible
Just perfect
The yo mama jokes made me lose it 💀
hell nah i knwow my man ramenstrong aint rosating rajaidrein
0:38 AYYYYYYYYYYYYY yo
How the hell is CreeperLoli based
The memes linger on
C R I T I C A L R O A S T
Nice video as always. Curious, did you take the cutscene voicelines from RUclips videos or from recorded footage in-game? From what I recall, you could turn off the music (and SFX?) during cutscenes to have only voices play, making spliced sentences sound clearer.
I record my own footage, just to make sure I don't step on any toes. You can indeed turn off music and SFX. Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. Depends on the video. Without background noise, some videos just sound kind of creepy and lifeless. SFX would probably be best to turn off always, which I don't have footage of currently but probably should, but music I personally find helpful to making a video sound alive. Other times though, it's off entirely and I only use voice. That's what I did for "Raiden tries to give war a chance", because it felt easy and appropriate to just slap a song in the background for that one. Just kind of depends on the direction. I also used voice only for the entirety of the Payday 2 Armstrong mod for obvious reasons. SFX off, music/voice on is probably something I need to record at some point though.
Thank you for the comment!
I see, having those snippets of leftover SFX or music from the cutscene does add a bit of personality to it akin to early RUclips Poop videos, so I can see where you're coming from with that. Keep up the good work!
Your content is golden
Thank you!
Armstrong: "You need sword to fight me! Use bare hands!"
Raiden: "Bet: ruclips.net/video/jBI9M-BJnDs/видео.html&ab_channel=G-S0ul"
Underrated
1:18 nO iT's 11 (joke)
My blood is white red and blue Idk what urs is jack
quality content.
SAM = SOUTH AMERICA MEMES.
Sussy jack
Maybe you can make a class of countries with mistral as the teacher, exquisite videos and just an idea oyu can consider
Epic vid