Translating Minecraft into Chinese & then back to English

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Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @HappyPlaysWasTaken
    @HappyPlaysWasTaken 5 лет назад +4254

    Tyler you should translate into Chinese then Japanese then Korean then English
    Like this so Tyler can see

  • @nurhakimiazlan5256
    @nurhakimiazlan5256 5 лет назад +209

    8:16 hmmmmm yes, the axe here is made out of axe

    • @Tinkathing
      @Tinkathing 4 года назад +2

      and apparently the terracotta fight lol

    • @Shadow_Drip
      @Shadow_Drip 4 года назад

      hmmmm yes

    • @GrookeyYT
      @GrookeyYT 4 года назад

      I see your a man of honor as well

    • @OrigamiAhsoka
      @OrigamiAhsoka 4 года назад

      Big brain time here

    • @miroden4387
      @miroden4387 4 года назад

      hahaha_kimi I found dis at 9:26

  • @Poseidon2Olympus
    @Poseidon2Olympus 4 года назад +527

    Tyler: opens large chest
    b i g b o o b s
    😂😂

  • @napalm55tr
    @napalm55tr 3 года назад +63

    8:01 "i mine the diamond with my iron shovel"
    My friends: are you good in the head bro?

    • @jonathanfisher7854
      @jonathanfisher7854 3 года назад +4

      We're Putting Minecraft through Google Translate... but What happens when we translate Minecraft in Chinese and back to English?

  • @wasgachaaddict68
    @wasgachaaddict68 5 лет назад +1311

    *Large Chest:*
    B i g b o o b s
    I died 😂

    • @Monetize
      @Monetize 4 года назад +109

      Got to store my items in these
      BIG BOOBS

    • @samcq5088
      @samcq5088 4 года назад +34

      @@Monetize shulkerbox boobs

    • @mcnaa1548
      @mcnaa1548 4 года назад +25

      B i g t i t i e s

    • @unlacedshoe3696
      @unlacedshoe3696 4 года назад +11

      Grape

    • @Acid716.5
      @Acid716.5 4 года назад +11

      69 likes

  • @Zephyr_T.T
    @Zephyr_T.T 5 лет назад +427

    Friend what r u cooking?
    Me: Born Rabbit

    • @notaboomertree4141
      @notaboomertree4141 5 лет назад +12

      mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm my favoite
      jk why do ppl eat such amasing creatures

    • @oscarthefunnydoggo9695
      @oscarthefunnydoggo9695 5 лет назад

      Stephanie Hunt he was joking but I still agree

    • @pietajunior3437
      @pietajunior3437 5 лет назад

      @@notaboomertree4141 for the same reason why people would eat pigs...

    • @pixelated928
      @pixelated928 5 лет назад +1

      @@notaboomertree4141 its life, its for people to survive

    • @agoosewithinternetaccessan3218
      @agoosewithinternetaccessan3218 5 лет назад

      Yeh ikr earier i was watching the news and some dude was eating dogs he was arrested

  • @datoneguy2361
    @datoneguy2361 5 лет назад +244

    Next do Arabic they have some pretty funky results

    • @Iwasbornonapril1mao
      @Iwasbornonapril1mao 5 лет назад

      I speak Arabic in real how about you?

    • @angkarbasil
      @angkarbasil 5 лет назад +1

      @@Iwasbornonapril1mao me too مرحبا إنا دانيال

    • @emmaisvibing9843
      @emmaisvibing9843 5 лет назад +15

      I just translated "Nether Brick Fence" into arabic then back into english. i got "brick fence brick"

    • @lGrail
      @lGrail 5 лет назад +1

      ItzYoBoi DatOneGuy i speak Arabic English and french

    • @trithulu7751
      @trithulu7751 5 лет назад

      @@lGrail same but my french isnt that good

  • @batyaforsyth5711
    @batyaforsyth5711 3 года назад +64

    Imagine, boot enchantment isn't even for boots.

  • @astro_theorist6185
    @astro_theorist6185 5 лет назад +750

    Tyler: *opens double chest*
    Tyler: *surprised Pikachu face*

    • @GenesisDoesGacha
      @GenesisDoesGacha 4 года назад +25

      When the meme is so overused you end up evolving

    • @fluffernal
      @fluffernal 4 года назад +10

      This evolved into a big (sqwak)ing problem.

    • @ahmetkohman3346
      @ahmetkohman3346 4 года назад +10

      I love sheep egg egg

    • @sirsmugrock
      @sirsmugrock 4 года назад +6

      Pika,Pikachu!

    • @sopashii
      @sopashii 4 года назад +12

      4:35

  • @shaneakin19
    @shaneakin19 5 лет назад +533

    4:36
    Logdotzip: *_I've seen something I cannot unsee_*
    *_-Diamond breastplates-_*

  • @UserLuigi
    @UserLuigi 5 лет назад +2039

    Wandering Trader: Did you open the double chest,
    Log: Yes.
    Wandering Trader: And what did it cost?
    Log: *monetization*

    • @Winflux
      @Winflux 5 лет назад +36

      Ok nobody ruin the 69 likes

    • @Winflux
      @Winflux 5 лет назад +32

      @Michael Dark Angel you monster it was just so n i c e

    • @Dr.Pootis
      @Dr.Pootis 5 лет назад +59

      It was at that moment that tyler realized why the map creator only used single chests

    • @casperbro1917
      @casperbro1917 5 лет назад +12

      virginity.

    • @OwOstrich
      @OwOstrich 5 лет назад +7

      the "edit: why so many likes??" ruined the comment...

  • @alexonian2940
    @alexonian2940 3 года назад +25

    Faucet actually directly translates to “water dragon head” in Mandarin,

  • @vi8440
    @vi8440 5 лет назад +960

    The look of pure horror on Tyler’s face when he opened the double chest killed me

  • @vnrbmmm
    @vnrbmmm 4 года назад +457

    my brother: what enchantment is that?
    me: *b o o t*

  • @qwqmaple
    @qwqmaple 5 лет назад +220

    "Slim block"
    Looks like the slime block has been hit by 2 pistons

    • @Hexabyte_Studios
      @Hexabyte_Studios 5 лет назад +9

      Slim jim

    • @asssmacked5943
      @asssmacked5943 5 лет назад +3

      wont that make two sticky pistons XD maybe it hates da pistons? 🤔

    • @k1ara..
      @k1ara.. 5 лет назад +2

      LMAO true

    • @k1ara..
      @k1ara.. 5 лет назад +4

      How to lose weight 101

    • @qwqmaple
      @qwqmaple 5 лет назад +2

      @@asssmacked5943 somebody gets it!

  • @OliverBergMusic
    @OliverBergMusic 3 года назад +40

    8:31 I almost died laughing for some reason 😂

    • @zedd.k655
      @zedd.k655 3 года назад +1

      Nope you weren't

    • @OutSmartedHandsome
      @OutSmartedHandsome 3 года назад +3

      Tu tu Means Butt in arabic

    • @MOMKUNG999
      @MOMKUNG999 3 года назад +2

      @@OutSmartedHandsome ur makig me laugh more lmap

  • @Space_Pencil
    @Space_Pencil 5 лет назад +283

    I N F E C T E D P E B B L E S

  • @tubbyqueen
    @tubbyqueen 4 года назад +278

    My favourites:
    - Large chest = big boobs
    - magic book: boot
    - The Eye of Ander
    - banner mode
    - The wandering trader lays eggs
    - Puma spawning eggs

    • @no.748
      @no.748 4 года назад +6

      Big boobs? Why

    • @JohnWick-pq5su
      @JohnWick-pq5su 4 года назад +3

      my fav... is big boobs

    • @ssupermarlo
      @ssupermarlo 4 года назад +2

      @@speedyyoshi4649 the censoring way makes it look like it says b***hes

    • @ssupermarlo
      @ssupermarlo 4 года назад +4

      I like the painkiller.

    • @inactive8619
      @inactive8619 4 года назад +2

      My favourite is large chest XD

  • @ΣωτήρηςΡουμπάνης
    @ΣωτήρηςΡουμπάνης 5 лет назад +237

    Translate minecraft to Greek and back to English

  • @maxifire32
    @maxifire32 3 года назад +24

    For the randomest ones you need to translate from english to chinese to italian to german to chinese again and then to italian and chinese again, you can repeat this process ad much as you want, for super random names do it 3 or 4 times

  • @jeanroussety6809
    @jeanroussety6809 4 года назад +229

    tyler: *opens chest
    also tyler: *sees translation
    me: *dies of laughter

    • @cycrothelargeplanet
      @cycrothelargeplanet 3 года назад +5

      You are talking about the double chest.
      *B I G B O O B S*

    • @YourBestHomie_fr
      @YourBestHomie_fr 3 года назад

      I can't stop laughing

    • @KrisCross00X
      @KrisCross00X 3 года назад

      Wheeze

    • @user-tr3jw1df6q
      @user-tr3jw1df6q 3 года назад

      @@cycrothelargeplanet bibttities

    • @JamesCharIes
      @JamesCharIes 3 года назад +1

      At first I read "Chat" and I was like "Why is that funny" than I re-read it. Damn it, dyslexia

  • @cr04
    @cr04 5 лет назад +172

    texting normally: jungle leaves
    6 page essay: the leaves of the jungle

    • @nickibarbour
      @nickibarbour 5 лет назад +25

      Texting normally: Slow Arrow
      Essay: the arrow that slowly falls

    • @kxasrk2035
      @kxasrk2035 5 лет назад +21

      *a stick that has a very sharp end with feathers on the other that is losing velocity through gravity

    • @nickibarbour
      @nickibarbour 4 года назад +5

      @@kxasrk2035 exactly

    • @orangepentagon9730
      @orangepentagon9730 4 года назад +5

      Texting Normally: Creeper spawn egg
      Essay: THE CREEPER AW MAN SPAWN EGG

    • @toebrother
      @toebrother 4 года назад +2

      Texting normally: Jungle door
      Essay: the gate of the jungle

  • @rileydorsey2852
    @rileydorsey2852 4 года назад +214

    4:35 I can't stop watching this 😂 his face tho

  • @puffybobo2093
    @puffybobo2093 3 года назад +8

    "The potion of the cockroaches"

  • @NNvader
    @NNvader 5 лет назад +181

    Logdotzip: sees chest, what happens if i do this? Makes double chest. *THIS MAN HAS SEEN THINGS*

  • @erinkarp6317
    @erinkarp6317 5 лет назад +255

    7:35 The enchantments in order:
    -Lure 3
    -Silk Touch
    -Mending
    -Curse of Vanishing
    -Luck of the Sea 3
    -Unbreaking 3

    • @Macyi
      @Macyi 5 лет назад +9

      All the enchantment in the chinese version of minecraft
      Lure=Bait
      Mending=exprience fixing
      Curse of vanishing= curse of disapperance
      Luck of the sea=Luck
      Sharpness=sharp
      Unbreaking=long lasting
      fire aspect=burning
      knockback=knockback
      Looting=stealing
      Power=Power
      Infinity=unlimited
      flame=fire
      punch=hit
      protection=protect
      feather falling=falling feather
      Silk Touch=touch of silk
      fire/blast protection=fire proof/blast proof

    • @brent6146
      @brent6146 5 лет назад +1

      Ethan Karp
      L

    • @erinkarp6317
      @erinkarp6317 5 лет назад

      @@gusneris726 Oof

    • @holladolla3047
      @holladolla3047 5 лет назад +1

      Go to 4:36...

    • @erinkarp6317
      @erinkarp6317 5 лет назад

      @@holladolla3047 yeah we all saw

  • @Zachary217
    @Zachary217 5 лет назад +130

    Friend: what will you use for storage big chest or barrels
    Me: you mean big boobs or bucket
    Friend: uhh I gotta go *hangs up and never calls back*
    Me: *cry*

    • @JoshuaVaxe
      @JoshuaVaxe 5 лет назад +4

      Funny Tube that’s actually not what it’s called I can read Chinese it’s because of that he used google translate to translate it and google translate isn’t accurate

    • @sparklynarwhal7158
      @sparklynarwhal7158 5 лет назад +1

      @@JoshuaVaxe there you go, you finally got the point of the video

    • @SunnyXYZ
      @SunnyXYZ 5 лет назад

      @@JoshuaVaxe huy

    • @everythingthrice2582
      @everythingthrice2582 5 лет назад +2

      It's called a "large chest" which is why the translate was so strange

    • @sparklynarwhal7158
      @sparklynarwhal7158 5 лет назад +1

      @@everythingthrice2582 pretty sure we all knew that

  • @PolishMan597
    @PolishMan597 3 года назад +11

    When he opened the double chest and it said 'big boobs' I spit my water out and laughed so hard

  • @everettrailfan
    @everettrailfan 5 лет назад +148

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    The universe:
    Minecraft glazed terracotta after being translated to Chinese and back: *_TERRACOTTA WARRIORS_*

    • @YuriDokiDoki
      @YuriDokiDoki 5 лет назад +10

      Wanna know why? In Xi'an, archaeologists uncovered a big room of warrior statues made of terracotta, hence the name Terracotta Warriors.

    • @notaboomertree4141
      @notaboomertree4141 5 лет назад +3

      *TERRACOTTA WARRIORS, BATTLE THE GLAZED TERRACOTTA TRAITORS!!*

    • @Rockethead293
      @Rockethead293 5 лет назад +4

      *presses read more* huh *presses show less* HUH *triggered*

    • @gaminginhun9138
      @gaminginhun9138 5 лет назад

      @@Rockethead293 idk why but you made me laugh hard

    • @paulpascalau1691
      @paulpascalau1691 5 лет назад +1

      The nobody meme is dead please go back to ifunny

  • @Spherey
    @Spherey 5 лет назад +310

    The title should be: Google translate trying to demonetize Logdotzip for 13 minutes and 17 seconds 4:29

    • @brysonsirus7747
      @brysonsirus7747 5 лет назад +14

      Who would win:
      Logdotzip showing “big boobs” in the video without censoring it.
      or
      Captinsparklez saying demonetized instead of die or kill like it’s a big deal

    • @green_man3
      @green_man3 5 лет назад +5

      True!! Google is demonetising logdotzip for being a youtuber

    • @simp9876
      @simp9876 5 лет назад +2

      Life doesn't make any sense anymore...

    • @everythingthrice2582
      @everythingthrice2582 5 лет назад +5

      *4:37

    • @fansandjams
      @fansandjams 5 лет назад +2

      I scearched it up, it said big breasts

  • @wannabewyvern
    @wannabewyvern 5 лет назад +175

    4:36 perfect uncensored moment in a family friendly channel

    • @thanos4959
      @thanos4959 5 лет назад +17

      *b i g b o o b s*

    • @dalydisho9676
      @dalydisho9676 5 лет назад +4

      Why does it say that?

    • @JoshuaVaxe
      @JoshuaVaxe 5 лет назад +4

      daly disho Google translate isn’t accurate

    • @JoshuaVaxe
      @JoshuaVaxe 5 лет назад +2

      daly disho trust me I speak chinese

    • @everythingthrice2582
      @everythingthrice2582 5 лет назад +4

      The original was "large chest" which is why the translate was so strange

  • @weirdcat3282
    @weirdcat3282 3 года назад +27

    Tyler: “the levees of the jungle”
    Me: “but what it is not in the jungle :)”
    Tyler: “it is :)”

  • @IsaArts2930
    @IsaArts2930 5 лет назад +383

    Nobody:
    Minecraft Translated: *_Pee off birch_*

    • @lazer1036
      @lazer1036 5 лет назад +4

      Yes

    • @pete4416
      @pete4416 5 лет назад +2

      lol

    • @TheQueen-cf6gc
      @TheQueen-cf6gc 5 лет назад +15

      Are you concerned about that more than "big boobs"?

    • @dombomb64
      @dombomb64 5 лет назад +5

      IsaAnimates / Draws It probably saw “birch” and confused it with a less friendly word, and somehow thought it meant the same as, “**** off, *****,” and replaced the remaining vulgar word with “pee.” LOL.

    • @IsaArts2930
      @IsaArts2930 5 лет назад +3

      @@TheQueen-cf6gc Havent seen all of the video yet when I commented that-

  • @mrpokemon1186
    @mrpokemon1186 4 года назад +77

    "Hey man, what me to make you an iron shovel?"
    "Yeah sure"
    *tosses him iron pickaxe*
    "Wha-"

  • @krispyking2450
    @krispyking2450 5 лет назад +58

    Please do Japanese
    (Edit- like so he sees this comment)

  • @bobogreen6209
    @bobogreen6209 3 года назад +6

    4:35 really said "Big boobs, what... um chile any ways soo" ~Queen Nicki

  • @mrl3893
    @mrl3893 4 года назад +410

    Logdotzip: *opens double chest*
    *logdotzip has left the game*

    • @mrl3893
      @mrl3893 4 года назад +6

      @Lex Wiatt well its minecraft soooo

    • @-._.-Ace-._.-
      @-._.-Ace-._.- 4 года назад +6

      Those are different people Logdotzip and logdotzip are different

    • @mrl3893
      @mrl3893 4 года назад +5

      @@-._.-Ace-._.- i-

    • @mrl3893
      @mrl3893 4 года назад +6

      ALL THESE REPLIES GOT NOTHIN TO DO WITH THE JOKE-

    • @djlazer1
      @djlazer1 4 года назад +2

      But what about rails

  • @SunnyXYZ
    @SunnyXYZ 5 лет назад +197

    4:36 I think Google translate did something wrong and went to p***hub

    • @verdictian316
      @verdictian316 5 лет назад +16

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @pupil3953
      @pupil3953 5 лет назад +8

      im having lung and spellang sergeri from dis lolfk fjfic jglrockfkdkxkv and she be bad and she be and she be bad and she be bad and she be bad and she be bad and she be bad and she be and she be bad and she be bad and she be bad and she be bad and she be bad and she be and she be bad and she be bad and she be bad and she be bad and she be bad and she be and she be bad and she be bad and she be bad and she be bad and she be bad and she be and she be bad and she be bad and she be bad and she be bad and she be bad and she be and she be bad and she be bad and she be bad and she be bad and she be bad and she be and she be bad and she be bad and she be bad and she be bad and she be bad and she be and she be bad and she be bad and she be bad and she be bad and she be bad and she be and she be bad and she be bad and she be bad and she be bad and she be bad and she be and she be bad and she be bad and she be bad and she be bad and she be bad and she be and she be bad and she be bad and she be bad and she be bad and she be bad and she be and she be bad

    • @SunnyXYZ
      @SunnyXYZ 5 лет назад +6

      @@pupil3953 ok

    • @Nightpsher
      @Nightpsher 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah

    • @yukitasi6755
      @yukitasi6755 5 лет назад +5

      Lmaoooo

  • @justanenderman9668
    @justanenderman9668 4 года назад +317

    2:18 “What’s your high school mascot?”
    “The terracotta warriors.”

  • @sa3di_
    @sa3di_ 3 года назад +8

    4:36 Large Chest:
    B I G B O O B S
    Me: Laughs more and laughs non stop

  • @scorpole1457
    @scorpole1457 5 лет назад +60

    "Black terracotta warriors"
    That's... oddly specific...

    • @brysonsirus7747
      @brysonsirus7747 5 лет назад +3

      Actually, the reason it says “warriors” is because...well..I don’t know or remember the specifics..but there are these old warrior statues made of terracotta...somewhere.
      I remember seeing something about that it history class..

    • @voidfloof
      @voidfloof 5 лет назад +1

      @@brysonsirus7747 woooosh

    • @turtlewizward
      @turtlewizward 5 лет назад +3

      KittyKat Games shut up he is right.

    • @laurenbarnett1790
      @laurenbarnett1790 5 лет назад +1

      @@turtlewizward you shut ur self up first

    • @turtlewizward
      @turtlewizward 5 лет назад +3

      Lauren Barnett More like you are a shut.

  • @YuriDokiDoki
    @YuriDokiDoki 5 лет назад +143

    There's a reason why the "terracotta" is being translated into "Warriors." In Xi'an, a city in China, there is an artifact that was unearthed by several archaeologists known as the Terracotta Warriors. The Terracotta Warriors are a bunch of warrior statues made of terracotta that were constructed from 246 BC to 208 BC by a 13-year-old king named Qin Shi Huangdi.
    The reason why "red wool" was translated into "red hair" is that the character 毛 (máo, mou4), meaning "wool", can also mean "hair" or "fur".
    The reason why "grass path" was translated into "grass road" is that the character 路 (lù, lou6), meaning "path", can also mean "road".
    疣 (yóu, jau4) means "wart" in case if you're scratching your head over "Void 疣 block" and "Void 疣"
    骷髏 (S: 骷髅) (kūlóu, fu1 lau4) means "skeleton" in case if you're scratching your head over "骷髏 skull".
    The reason why "chorus plant" was translated into "chorus factory" is that the translator picked up "plant" meaning "factory" instead of "plant" meaning "living organism using photosynthesis to survive". The character 廠 (S: 厂) (chǎng, cong2), meaning "plant", can also mean "factory".
    The reason why "double chest" was translated into "big boobs" is that the translator picked up "chest" meaning "torso" instead of "chest" meaning "storage box". The characters 胸部 (xiōngbù, hung1 bou6), meaning "chest" can also mean "thorax" or "breasts".
    I don't know why "redstone torch" was translated into "Lei Shidong", but I do know that the character 石 (shí, sek6), meaning "stone", is pronounced "shí" in Mandarin. Other than that, "Lei Shidong" sounds like a name rather than a word.
    I don't know why "spruce door" was translated into "Shushanmen", but I do know that the characters 杉 (shān, caam3), meaning "pine", can also mean "fir" or "spruce" as well as the character being pronounced "shān" in Mandarin, and the character 門 (S: 门) (mén, mun4), meaning "door", is pronounced "mén" in Mandarin. Other than that, "Shushanmen" sounds like a landmark in China rather than a word.
    The reason why "door" was translated into "gate" is that the character 門 (S: 门) (mén, mun4), meaning "door", can also mean "gate" or "opening".
    The reason why "raw" was translated into "born" is that the character 生 (shēng, saang1), meaning "raw", can also mean "life" or "birth".
    鎬 (S: 镐) (gǎo, hou6) means "pickaxe" in case if you're scratching your head over "Wooden 鎬" and "Diamond 鎬".
    The reason why "shears" was translated into "scissors" is that the characters 剪刀 (jiǎndāo, zin2 dou1), meaning "shears", can also mean "scissors".
    I don't know why "wooden hoe" was translated into "Mutoutou", but I do know that the character 木 (mù, muk6), meaning "wood", is pronounced "mù" in Mandarin. Other than that, "Mutoutou" sounds like a landmark in China rather than a word.
    弩 (nǔ, nou5) means "crossbow" in case if you're scratching your head over "弩"
    唧唧 (jījī, zik1 zik1) means "chirp" in case if you're scratching your head over "C418 - 唧唧"
    Writer's Note: Because of all the havoc going on in Hong Kong, I actually expected the "Lingering Potion of Poison" to be translated into "Tear Gas." *加油香港 gaa1 jau4 hoeng1 gong2*

    • @notaboomertree4141
      @notaboomertree4141 5 лет назад +3

      YURI IS LEAST FAV GIRL
      NATSUKI IS BEST GIRL

    • @mel-yk8mj
      @mel-yk8mj 5 лет назад +23

      You taught me more than school.

    • @YuriDokiDoki
      @YuriDokiDoki 5 лет назад +10

      @@notaboomertree4141 Woah woah woah... saying trash about me and saying Natsuki is better when I'm literally teaching people more about China and its language.

    • @whimedy5125
      @whimedy5125 5 лет назад +10

      Amazing. This deserves more likes

    • @DIOOVERHEAVEN
      @DIOOVERHEAVEN 5 лет назад +3

      #goyuri
      And plus u should have known that even if u work hard..there will be people like stephanie hunt lol

  • @the_really_tired_one
    @the_really_tired_one 5 лет назад +63

    2:24 there is a famous sculpture called the ‘terracotta army’ in China
    Must’ve been translated wrongly then again

    • @Grumbug
      @Grumbug 5 лет назад +3

      Dominic Tan yass it's so freaking crowded there

  • @netoquan
    @netoquan 3 года назад +50

    8:36 Chinese ppl playing minecraft but they are speaking English be like
    "Yo Richard I got a leadership on a llama"

    • @unicornyoutube7587
      @unicornyoutube7587 3 года назад +1

      Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

    • @crxscntt6266
      @crxscntt6266 3 года назад

      uh mind telling us why you're mocking chinese ppl :)

    • @siyustuff213
      @siyustuff213 3 года назад

      can you don't

    • @crxscntt6266
      @crxscntt6266 3 года назад

      @@siyustuff213 hello hampter why are you stalking me

    • @mrcheese3092
      @mrcheese3092 2 года назад +1

      @@crxscntt6266 uh mind shutting up

  • @oscills
    @oscills 5 лет назад +105

    You should translate it to Korean then Japanese then English then Chinese then English then russian then English again. I did it and it's so funny! It's just random words!

  • @darkrift8594
    @darkrift8594 4 года назад +83

    4:36 we are sorry, logdotzip has stopped working, please try again later,.

    • @SimpiiYT
      @SimpiiYT 4 года назад

      We are sorry. LogDotZip.Exe has been broken.

    • @pencilcoulours_
      @pencilcoulours_ 4 года назад

      Yaaaaa I love itttt

    • @PearllDoubleL
      @PearllDoubleL 4 года назад

      Sorry, Tyler has died from looking at some words. Please try again in 2 minutes

    • @eloraphoenix6326
      @eloraphoenix6326 4 года назад

      Lol😂😂😂😂

    • @metadragon7500
      @metadragon7500 4 года назад

      log.zip has become unresponsive

  • @msun1232
    @msun1232 3 года назад +208

    Just some facts:
    "疣" means "wart".
    sea pickle in the Chinese version is named "海泡菜“, "泡菜" literally means "kimchi".
    "骷髅" means "skeleton", so "骷髅skull" means "skeleton skull".
    "barrel" in Chinese is "木桶", which literally means "wooden bucket" now you know why it's translated into "bucket".
    "镐" means "pickaxe".
    the shears translated in Chinese literally means "scissors".
    "弩" means crossbow.
    "不死图腾", "不死" means immortal, so it's translated back into immortal totem.
    Hope that helps.

    • @officialgreengray
      @officialgreengray 3 года назад +7

      I'm Chinese so you don't need to tell me. lol

    • @slay8739
      @slay8739 3 года назад +3

      Ty!

    • @slay8739
      @slay8739 3 года назад +5

      @@officialgreengray we are watching a year old video a hour apart lol

    • @starlight0313
      @starlight0313 3 года назад +2

      @@slay8739 same

    • @FannyTheHater
      @FannyTheHater 3 года назад +3

      2 years later, I finally understand.

  • @justanenderman9668
    @justanenderman9668 3 года назад +6

    4:35 before: 😆
    After: 😲

  • @Starlight8-27
    @Starlight8-27 5 лет назад +32

    Friend: whats your favoutite animal?
    Me: M A K I N G E G G S

  • @MadelynJatico
    @MadelynJatico 4 года назад +117

    "Raw squid"
    This needs to be added

  • @mickkelley3776
    @mickkelley3776 5 лет назад +226

    Sans: *walks in*
    Large chest: *changes name to big boobs*
    Tyler: *has a bad time*

    • @derekhansj
      @derekhansj 5 лет назад +5

      Mick Kelley chest is a body part also now figure it out ( try Google translate )

    • @dragn8275
      @dragn8275 5 лет назад +5

      @@derekhansj yeah.. it took me a minute to realise lol

    • @decastar3010
      @decastar3010 5 лет назад +3

      ...undertale is my nightmare and i hate it's fanbase

    • @IcyGalGaming
      @IcyGalGaming 5 лет назад +1

      @UCOtIoNHE7Wzm1K2Vku5hJ6w let people have their own opinions. I like undertale a but, but people have their own opinions.

    • @zemedain
      @zemedain 5 лет назад

      Sans has something to do with this, right?

  • @theawesomegoblins5986
    @theawesomegoblins5986 3 года назад +9

    When he saw what a double chest was named I saw his face and I was laughing on the floor. Crying, even

  • @thatonekid1.6millionyearsa78
    @thatonekid1.6millionyearsa78 4 года назад +40

    4:37: me at 3am on Sunday remembering that I forgot to do my homework

  • @noscopekingpin5337
    @noscopekingpin5337 5 лет назад +185

    I showed my mom this and she fainted 10 out of 10 performance

  • @zetatron469
    @zetatron469 5 лет назад +37

    Minecraft Chinese:*the potion of cockroaches*
    no effects
    Me:*tries at home*
    Also me:ok it has no effect

  • @Pinqikwav
    @Pinqikwav 3 года назад +3

    7:08
    Someone: what are you doing?
    Chinese person: cartography table
    Someone: what?
    Chinese person: I said I was chartography table

  • @feraudthethird
    @feraudthethird 5 лет назад +48

    When Logdotzip makes a video
    Me: I am speed

  • @Whoahhhhhhhhhh
    @Whoahhhhhhhhhh 4 года назад +65

    Imma need the breathing enchantment on my lungs after this
    Also the words are like this because translator will translate it lituarly, Chinese words may have motuple meanings

  • @micahplays4939
    @micahplays4939 4 года назад +41

    Tyler: what is this called?
    Translater: *B I G B O O B S*
    Tyler: mission failed

    • @unicornsprinckles2685
      @unicornsprinckles2685 4 года назад +1

      Large is the same as big and google translate thought they where talking about boobs so it became big boobs XD

    • @micahplays4939
      @micahplays4939 4 года назад

      Unicorn Sprinckles big XD

    • @tksolos
      @tksolos 4 года назад

      R/YOUNGPEOPLERUclips

    • @mountyreel885
      @mountyreel885 4 года назад

      I thought that it was big bobs

    • @giga9001
      @giga9001 4 года назад

      *we'll get em next time*

  • @gamerluke6248
    @gamerluke6248 3 года назад +6

    My favorite part when he got to the chestplates and said "Shout out to the double chest" 9:03

  • @charlieg3819
    @charlieg3819 3 года назад +96

    I couldn’t remember your RUclips name and found this on my recommendations and clicked it as fast as possible

  • @quintinridders9746
    @quintinridders9746 4 года назад +110

    Brother: why are you mining dirt with a iron pick?
    Me: one day you'll understand.

    • @timhobbs7020
      @timhobbs7020 4 года назад

      Hahahaha 😂😌😀😄😃😊

  • @ley.vi15
    @ley.vi15 5 лет назад +152

    Who kept repeating the double chest part and kept laughing then started coughing😂😂 for people who exited the video and wanna go back to this part again here ya go: 4:35
    Thank you so much for the likes guys!! I'll say, almost all you guys in the replies can relate! I literally played this almost 100 times!😂😂
    HOLY COW YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING!! 165 likes??? THANK YOU SO MUCH!💖💖

  • @thebigcreepers153
    @thebigcreepers153 3 года назад +4

    *opens double chest*
    Tyler: i've seen things you could never imagine

  • @racerrrtv9062
    @racerrrtv9062 5 лет назад +132

    Logdotzip: what about hear
    Chest: I about to demonize this mans whole carrier

    • @fatensaad5763
      @fatensaad5763 5 лет назад

      Lma0000

    • @TheMcFlurryMan
      @TheMcFlurryMan 5 лет назад

      *career kiddo

    • @DawnAQ
      @DawnAQ 5 лет назад +2

      Here* I’m* Career*
      Just delievering your daily grammar checks.

    • @owoberon4947
      @owoberon4947 5 лет назад

      man, your english sucks.
      are u brazilian?

    • @DawnAQ
      @DawnAQ 5 лет назад

      DerpyBaymax Oh, that must have gotten delievered to the wrong comment. Whoops.

  • @agent_okami827
    @agent_okami827 4 года назад +38

    4:36 the look on his face tho

  • @vesidermy1121
    @vesidermy1121 5 лет назад +118

    oh my translator uh double chest uh wow translator XD my cats looking at me

    • @arch69420
      @arch69420 5 лет назад +1

      It should be large chest...

    • @2-_
      @2-_ 5 лет назад +2

      This comment is the embodiment of a seizure

    • @josh09
      @josh09 5 лет назад

      are you having a seizure

  • @Skeletor96ba
    @Skeletor96ba 3 года назад +3

    TYLERS FACE AFTER OPENING THE LARGE CHEST OMG IM DYINGNGGGG HE JUST LOOKED SCARED FOR HIS LIFE AND SHOCKED AT THE SAME TIMEEEE

  • @pupil3953
    @pupil3953 5 лет назад +44

    tyler: IM GONNA SHOOT U **shoots arrow that falls slowly straight up**
    me: this will take a while

    • @no-5628
      @no-5628 5 лет назад

      Is that a flaming reference

  • @ramble21
    @ramble21 4 года назад +43

    Laughed at the iron shovel and nearly died on Axe Axe- this was amazing

  • @ruby_spectre
    @ruby_spectre 3 года назад +8

    I died at "living water bottle"
    *I CAN'T-*

  • @CounterBalance567
    @CounterBalance567 4 года назад +236

    The part of “large chest” is totally understandable. Chest is literally where bobbies are located.

    • @P1TheAlien
      @P1TheAlien 4 года назад +12

      I have the biggest double chets

    • @P1TheAlien
      @P1TheAlien 4 года назад +8

      I am no gal

    • @bishbosh136
      @bishbosh136 4 года назад +5

      By friend brydon out boobs you

    • @isaacdurkee2616
      @isaacdurkee2616 4 года назад +7

      His eyes at that part tho

    • @bishbosh136
      @bishbosh136 4 года назад +2

      @Álfrún Ída Fanneyjardóttir 😶 ...

  • @afadidas100k9
    @afadidas100k9 4 года назад +79

    4:35 Almost killed me

  • @eyeofgoggy9515
    @eyeofgoggy9515 5 лет назад +108

    4:36 lmao
    BIG BOOBS
    xD like tf (the flip is how i say it) xD
    this is my most liked and replied comment thanks guys :D

  • @Undollii
    @Undollii 3 года назад +5

    WHEN HE OPENED THE DOUBLE CHEST THO SKSKSKSKSJJJLJKJJKK 💀

  • @colk5373
    @colk5373 5 лет назад +61

    The character “稿” means pickaxe In Chinese

    • @colk5373
      @colk5373 5 лет назад +3

      the marble racer I didn’t even see your comment

    • @sleepywall7294
      @sleepywall7294 4 года назад

      KaaiPlaysPiano bruh people can know Chinese

    • @michaelliu8887
      @michaelliu8887 4 года назад

      I believe its actually 镐

    • @mysteriouswatcher3347
      @mysteriouswatcher3347 4 года назад

      刘颢云 that’s simplified I’m traditional

  • @solmazqahremani8317
    @solmazqahremani8317 4 года назад +44

    Translate Golden Apple: *”Mustard Apple.”*

    • @SpaniardShimul
      @SpaniardShimul 4 года назад

      MUSTARD APPLE?AHAHHAHAHA

    • @ADN2208
      @ADN2208 4 года назад

      Now am never eating a golden apple

    • @johnnymantle79
      @johnnymantle79 4 года назад

      I would call it the eye of the golden effects

    • @Judeity
      @Judeity 4 года назад

      Yes

  • @KvaglyArt
    @KvaglyArt 5 лет назад +49

    You should translate it in a bunch of different languages and then back to english, it would be even funnier.

  • @epikkatzcostner5067
    @epikkatzcostner5067 3 года назад +3

    "The Eye of the Spider" In my brain: EYE OF THE SPOOOOODR!!!

  • @dordt247
    @dordt247 4 года назад +33

    Friend: What are you making with one piece of iron?
    Me: 9 iron blocks.

  • @cassiopeiaaa.
    @cassiopeiaaa. 4 года назад +46

    4:37 It looked like tyler regreted his whole life

  • @cheese-nf2qi
    @cheese-nf2qi 4 года назад +55

    4:35
    At that time, Tyler must have been like, “ Nope, don’t wanna get demonetized, but I’ll keep it.
    But srsly... go to google translate, then translate large chest to chinese, then put it bacc

  • @scibanana3542
    @scibanana3542 3 года назад +5

    "golden dragonfly"
    So that's why gold pickaxes have such low durability.

    • @adieuing
      @adieuing 2 года назад

      Logdotzip made this video to explain why the gold pick has low durability but he added like a 10 min filler to it and forgot what he was doing

  • @raflores74
    @raflores74 4 года назад +203

    WHO LAUGHED WHEN HE OPENED THE DOUBLE CHEST 😂

  • @SuperTNT-ly9kg
    @SuperTNT-ly9kg 4 года назад +112

    4:35 his reaction was priceless XDDDDD

  • @yukitasi6755
    @yukitasi6755 5 лет назад +75

    LOL IM JAPANESE :’ translate it to. Japanese then. English

  • @scphobia
    @scphobia 3 года назад +3

    him: **opens large chest**
    also his face:
    *I have decided that I want to die.*

    • @ginadonnelly4628
      @ginadonnelly4628 3 года назад

      ⬛️⬛️⬛️. ⬛️⬛️⬛️
      🟨🟨🟨. 🟨🟨🟨
      🟨🟨🟨. 🟨🟨🟨
      🟨🟨🟨. 🟨🟨🟨
      🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨
      🟨⬜️⬛️🟨🟨🟨⬛️⬜️🟨
      🟥🟨🟨🟨⬛️🟨🟨🟨🟥
      🟥🟥🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟥🟥
      🟥🟨🟨⬛️⬛️⬛️🟨🟨🟥
      🟨🟨⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🟨🟨
      🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨

    • @ginadonnelly4628
      @ginadonnelly4628 3 года назад

      I did not copy that I actually made it myself I’m not lying in do not like to
      Just so u don’t get confused

  • @game_mations3807
    @game_mations3807 5 лет назад +55

    next translation link for minecraft
    American English > French > Canadian English > French > British English > French > American English

    • @MariCr4ft
      @MariCr4ft 5 лет назад

      Let me guess: you ARE french ?

    • @beat00t10
      @beat00t10 5 лет назад +3

      American English to British English

    • @storyerror6418
      @storyerror6418 5 лет назад +3

      No no no do every language translate back to English

    • @game_mations3807
      @game_mations3807 5 лет назад +1

      @@MariCr4ft no

    • @CarMedicine
      @CarMedicine 5 лет назад +1

      How about translating to Hawaiian?

  • @TtEL
    @TtEL 5 лет назад +47

    Lead: Is lead
    Me: Makes it into bad translations
    Lead: is called Pencil Lead
    Me: OOF

  • @winstoncaba
    @winstoncaba 4 года назад +65

    4:28 this one made me legit laugh 🤣

  • @fatcat2532
    @fatcat2532 2 года назад +4

    if you understand chinese, some of them actually makes sense why they would be translated to the translated type, like the woods, terracotta, dirts, redstone, the of the jungle(lol) and spider eye, and a couple others. I'll be interested on how the sentence structure would be as Chinese sentence structure is quite different. My favourite is leadership for the lead for some reason. it's just funny how forcing something to follow you becomes 'leadership'. makes it sound so peaceful

  • @THE_crxqy
    @THE_crxqy 4 года назад +40

    4:58: **when my teacher says pay attention to a block**

  • @hardcoreheaven4153
    @hardcoreheaven4153 4 года назад +77

    I can see how "Chorus Plant" turned into "Chorus Factory," because sometimes factories are called plants XD

    • @JohnsonBlu
      @JohnsonBlu 3 года назад +1

      Thats what i thought too

    • @AstolfoLee
      @AstolfoLee 2 года назад +1

      Neuclear plant u mean?

    • @hardcoreheaven4153
      @hardcoreheaven4153 2 года назад

      @@AstolfoLee That's one example, yes

    • @ambush862
      @ambush862 2 года назад

      True joke

    • @ambush862
      @ambush862 2 года назад

      @@AstolfoLee your smart nuclear plants looked like a factory

  • @cookerscuit254
    @cookerscuit254 5 лет назад +42

    I'm Chinese using a VPN to watch this thing, and it's too funny.

    • @snowycake393
      @snowycake393 5 лет назад +2

      这样不太好啊,我仿佛看到了歧视的气息。可是不敢否认,真的蛮好笑的😂

    • @masha2704
      @masha2704 5 лет назад

      nani

    • @FlameRat_YehLon
      @FlameRat_YehLon 5 лет назад +2

      @@snowycake393 well... Maybe just use your native language.

    • @FlameRat_YehLon
      @FlameRat_YehLon 5 лет назад +1

      @Dima Kabbout The way he type Chinese looks quite similar to "translation script" and it's not super clear what he's trying to talk about. Maybe he's trying to whoosh other people (even then it make no sense talk about racism here, he's the first reply) but it could be that he's a new learner and thus it's probably better if he type his native language (especially if it's English) so that there's less confusion.

    • @masha2704
      @masha2704 5 лет назад

      I do not undestand anything

  • @amateurishanimation
    @amateurishanimation 3 года назад +8

    When you understand Chinese and know why they’re translated like that

    • @ninithecatgirl
      @ninithecatgirl 2 года назад

      No he has Chinese font type (just a guess I don't know)

    • @amateurishanimation
      @amateurishanimation 2 года назад

      @@ninithecatgirl what do you mean? From what I could tell as a Cantonese speaker, it is put through google translate. How he renamed the items, I don’t know, whether a font like you said or a resource pack or a mod, but the words are definitely put through google translate or some other translation application.

    • @ninithecatgirl
      @ninithecatgirl 2 года назад

      @@amateurishanimation He must have copied it from Google

    • @ninithecatgirl
      @ninithecatgirl 2 года назад

      Well I'm not that good but I did try translating some things..but it was 2 years ago

    • @amateurishanimation
      @amateurishanimation 2 года назад +1

      @@ninithecatgirl that was the point. He took the names of minecraft items, put it in google translate, then translated it back to English. Google translate is weird sometimes, for example the dragon head become faucet because dragon head = 龍頭 which also means faucet, so it became that when translated back. The point of my original comment is that I am Chinese so I understood why some of them became like that.

  • @chqrlize
    @chqrlize 5 лет назад +49

    2:20 terracotta is what the wariors are called in ancient Chinese times

    • @somebodyonce6063
      @somebodyonce6063 5 лет назад

      Yes

    • @KawaiiSistersSGP
      @KawaiiSistersSGP 4 года назад +5

      terracotta is what the soldiers were made of so they called them terracotta wariors , or just terracptta fpr short

  • @johndexterzarate6663
    @johndexterzarate6663 5 лет назад +76

    Idea:
    Translate LoL cats to Japanese then back to English.

  • @jowanael-dalil5781
    @jowanael-dalil5781 5 лет назад +61

    4:36
    Logdot: so it’s called chest here I wonder what it’s called in here
    Chest: surprise moder trucker

  • @stefanosperoulis9681
    @stefanosperoulis9681 3 года назад +3

    tyler:opens double chest
    tyler:suddenly glows and looks like he saw somethingh fritening

  • @archerthesecritarybird9900
    @archerthesecritarybird9900 4 года назад +73

    4:37... Just seeing his reaction go from funny to suprised like that just made me crack up 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

    • @Limitl7ss
      @Limitl7ss 3 года назад

      YES ITS VERY FUNNY LMAO

    • @alammollah1683
      @alammollah1683 3 года назад

      ITS SO FUNNY THAT I CANT BREATHE HAHAHAHAJSHJFHJF