There have been several occasions where the wrong anthem has been played, usually at sports events. When they play the GDR anthem, it isn't really that much of a problem (the last time this happened was in 2015 at the world luge championships). However, occasionally, people play the first verse of the Lied der Deutschen, or all three verses. Only the third verse is the actual anthem. Verse one is considered to be too nationalistic and verse two is just plain weird. Whenever that happens, most people get really annoyed. The last time that happened was in 2017 at a tennis event in the US.
@@gerdforster883 Nah all three verses are our anthem, but only the third verse is sung, for the reasons you stated. For anyone wondering what the second verse is about, it starts with: „Deutsche Frauen, Deutsche Treue, Deutscher Wein und Deutscher Sang“ (German Women, German loyalty, German Wine and German Song).
@@iwoodbustanut7380 They have been using them for more than a century, the Colombian army had Prussian and German instructors who left them that tradition, just like in Chile.
About 300, of which the biggest are about 300kt (Hiroshima was 15kt) Some People dont know but France have the 3rd biggest nuclear arsenal in the world.
@@user-fz3ip3ke8p why ? I mean it's not like they would use them. And germany would be protected by ours and uk's. Unless they enter war as our ennemies
0:29 the only reason why Filipino soldier destroyed there anthem was because they kept claiming our sea even if its not even theirs so its a comeback we just did the right thing 😂
I firmly believe that Egypt doesn't have a military band, they just hand instruments to whatever regiment happens to be closest to Cairo at the time and roll with it.
If I was the french diplomat in Egypt, I would start to cry and clean my tears with handkerchief, saying that I have never heard it be played like this and Im seriously touched by the dedication of the band.
As odd as this sounds, I think if you put bagpipes in the last Egyptian military band, it would definitely improve the sound by 100% because those flutes were too metallic sounding and harsh.
When you hate your neighbours, buy a set of large speakers, make a playlist of anthems played by the Egypt's Military Band and play this playlist all summer long. Your neighbours will leave and housing prices will drop inmediately.
as a French the French anthem of the video goes perfect with HOLLAND's term as president, close to meme level perfect need a few recorders or kazoos in the band though!!!
Egypt:
"Here is trumpet"
"What to do with trumpet?"
"I dont know, make noise and press button"
At least that was ONLY the trumpet
Yo is this edgy from obesity’s discord?
😂
As a senior trumpet in high school omg! I would give my section hell if their intonation was that bad
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When the Egyptians started playing the French anthem I honestly thought the elephants were going on strike
U sure its not british people on strike after being offended with music this bad thats not even directed at the uk lol
@@j2m3_raiden5 I’m British and I am not offended by this music, it’s funny af, considering our history with Germany and France.
@@prezzyjim dw. Was making a crack. Live in birmimgham (yes birmingham arghh) myself
Elephants going on strike.
:-DDD
@@j2m3_raiden5 I feel sorry for you.
At least they played the correct one. In 1995, during a state visit by the german president to Brazil, they played the East German one.
Oh no
That is hilarious
What lol
There have been several occasions where the wrong anthem has been played, usually at sports events. When they play the GDR anthem, it isn't really that much of a problem (the last time this happened was in 2015 at the world luge championships).
However, occasionally, people play the first verse of the Lied der Deutschen, or all three verses. Only the third verse is the actual anthem. Verse one is considered to be too nationalistic and verse two is just plain weird. Whenever that happens, most people get really annoyed.
The last time that happened was in 2017 at a tennis event in the US.
@@gerdforster883 Nah all three verses are our anthem, but only the third verse is sung, for the reasons you stated.
For anyone wondering what the second verse is about, it starts with:
„Deutsche Frauen, Deutsche Treue, Deutscher Wein und Deutscher Sang“
(German Women, German loyalty, German Wine and German Song).
The Egyptian band probably played the Nokia Arabic ringtone.
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@Adolf Hitler Imagine they played the nazi *party* anthem at this quality
@ Thank you!
Thank you so much
Edit: In hindsight...
The Egyptian band probably played this hold music:
ruclips.net/video/jM8XdUNhNmU/видео.html
Egypt's way of declaring war is quite unconventional...
imagine copying a comment. cant be me
@@bawicz0 wow I didn't even watch that video
@@bawicz0 wait... XD
Lmao
@@ulyssesmclellan1772 kapangalan mo yung bagyo 😏
Bagyong Ulysses 😂
There was a time when France invaded countries for less than that ...
Bismark used that to bait France into declaring war in 1870. The "Emser Depesche" is a prime example of how to use fake news in politics.
Ah yes the Napoleon age!
My country was attacked by the French for some fucking cakes lmao
@@paulmartinez594 Sorry about that, but cake was very important
@@paulmartinez594 we never laugh about food in France, unless we talk about english " food " xD
Colombia played it like 50 times better than Egypt.
and 5 times better than the Philippines
@@PhilAntarctica Yeah. My country. And I am glad they did.
@@PhilAntarctica how could you say that I'm filipino
@@tinglebangledoggymcnaboo because it's true
@@nic287 I'm still offended
Egypt military should produce a CD "National Anthyms of the world". They would sell a lot.
I would buy
me too
'Hey! Why most of the sales are coming from FBI, GRU, Mosad and FSB?'
😀
2:31 some clown just randomly squeezing his horn
🤣
🤣🤣
I'm dead
LMAO
The security man in the back has his hand on his nose, maybe it was him?
Colombian rendition is light-years away better than the Egyptian one
Egypt sounds like the fucking bikini bottom band *before* the finale.
Colombia at least sounds like a decent high school bad. Not great, not terrible
@@Joesolo13 Excellent visualization.
the colombians even wear the pickelhaube, probably unintentional but i will count it as a kind of respect
@@iwoodbustanut7380 They have been using them for more than a century, the Colombian army had Prussian and German instructors who left them that tradition, just like in Chile.
@@oscarberolla9910 Everything has its cheap copy. Nicht einmal unsere Hymne können sie gescheit spielen.
Merkel be like : Why am i still here just to suffer
I read Martel •_•
*Every night I can feel my leg*
*The body I've lost...*
Well, I think she is lucky, normaly she starts shaking like a demon when she hears the original....
ruclips.net/video/ilEolWazM6o/видео.html
France: You know Germany, we may have differences, but one thing we had in common, *we have fought in Egypt*
France : Germany
Germany : Ja?
France : Blitzkrieg
Germany: I thought you'd never ask mein freund
France : Blitzkrieg le egyptians
@@cannoneer6680 Germany: *Ha ha, Leopard geht vrööm*
Oh hohoho
Suddenly a wild Rommel appears ...
Colombia wasn't bad at all, just a little "meh"ish, yk? We definitely didn't "butcher" it.
Well, it kinda sounded like someone was farting to the beat of the music.
@@ajvanmarle but at least they didn't missed all the notes
The uniforms made up for it
Yeah, it was okay. But with these uniforms, I would have expected better.
@@joshuasanders4515 If you like them look up: "Batallón guardia presidencial"
For a moment I thought the security agent 1:54 was going for his gun.
"That was enough, it is time for a suicide" xD
Then suddenly he realized that he's on an official visit
Probably was going to kill himself
That would be only natural
"so anyways I started blasting"
Egypt Military Band: *E A R R A P E*
Germany: *W A R*
@@AFCA-vn9bl Uhm cause it's the one that victimed by Egyptian band
You mean....
*A N S C H L U S S T I M E*
@@thelagginggamer1309 as if Germany would annex Egypt. You must be an Egyptian dreamer.
@@lennykump8396 Why annexe Egypt if Egypt is already coming to you?
Hello Raver!Big fan of your's!
2:05 The way the camera quickly zooms on both sides makes this more than comedic xD
😂😂
@กล้วยหอมจอมซน i went XD when i saw ur reply dude
How da hell you survive getting shot in the back of the head to see this Mr. Lincoln?
WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WITNESS !!!??
😂
Can't find Egyptian military band on Spotify 😞
We should definitely write them
to put their stuff on spotify!
1:34, what Napoleon heard after losing the battle of Waterloo
It's the music on the defeat screen on an RTS game
It legit sounds like one of those bad flute covers. I'm laughing so hard tho! It really caught me off guard with how shitty it's played!
*angry french noises*
Lol, I got destroyed by this comment.
No, probably this is what the French citizens heard in 1940 after being invaded.
To all state leaders of the world: when officially visiting Egypt, please include a military band in your entourage!
Egypt : *plays poorly*
France : "How many nuke do I have left ?"
About 300, of which the biggest are about 300kt (Hiroshima was 15kt)
Some People dont know but France have the 3rd biggest nuclear arsenal in the world.
@@Aaronit0 im still pissed that germany is not allowe to have nukes
@@user-fz3ip3ke8p why ? I mean it's not like they would use them. And germany would be protected by ours and uk's. Unless they enter war as our ennemies
@@user-fz3ip3ke8p next time don't start WW1 and 2 ?
@@Fhezzz they definitely did not start the first one
This is how to offend a country without saying a word
It's surely one of Angela Merkel's greatest achievements to keep a straight face during the anthem played by the Egyptian band.
*Most Military Bands* : “Trumpet, Trombone, Tuba, and French Horn”
*Egyptian Military Band* : “BEHOLD! THE MIGHTY KAZOO”
France to Germany "I think we should go back to Egypt again"
Seems like each member of the Egyptian band is lost in their own world when they start playing
Teacher: "So students, what is the moral of the story?"
A student: "Egypt's military band destroys all national anthems :) ."
These guys must practice at least twice a year they're so good.
My ears have died
Oh hi Italian anthems what are u doing here
@@teamcanaloficial8358 idk
lol
Run @Italian Anthems Run before egypt See you
1:36 it sounds like my school orchestra😂😂
Even they can sound better then this
Oh my... I feel bad
bro you are in every video
Ikr 😆
Egypt is at its best ruining other countries national anthem
I bey he has 10 other bots on his acount so we can keep his legacy alive
Me seeing you in a comment 🙂🔫
I think they were playing the historical Vichy France version.
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France : Give me my GUILLOTINE
Imagine standing there with a straight face as the guard of honor... idk how they managed to stand through all that.
guard of horror
0:48 At least they got 150% discipline wearing the pickelhaube
0:29 the only reason why Filipino soldier destroyed there anthem was because they kept claiming our sea even if its not even theirs so its a comeback we just did the right thing 😂
Hahaha
Lol Germany is on the other side of the world? Haha
@@xnameprof5842 read the white text at 0:29
@@xnameprof5842 r/woosh
How did you know?..
1:07 Egypt playing and 1:13 Germany playing is a difference of unholy size.
I firmly believe that Egypt doesn't have a military band, they just hand instruments to whatever regiment happens to be closest to Cairo at the time and roll with it.
If Hitler didn't died yet: "Get ready for the nukes."
Historical accuracy has left the game
Historical accuracy has left the game
@Opecuted ehem!!! Flying Bomb: Ima joke to you???? Combining Nuke Bomb with V2 rocket
@Opecuted Von Braun wants to nuke your location.
@@trazyntheinfinite9895 lololololol
1:36 sounds like a kazoo
More like gabe the dog
Colombia's Deutschlandlied was pretty dope to me actually.
Do you have the link of the comparison?? It sounds so good lol
4th grade school bands: finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!
If I was the french diplomat in Egypt, I would start to cry and clean my tears with handkerchief, saying that I have never heard it be played like this and Im seriously touched by the dedication of the band.
President ‘Olande is like: “merde... I already seen putin and merkel suffer like this. And look at me now... i’m never coming again...”
Marcon be like: My dear compatriots we are in war.....
I can only imagine the void that is going on in France’s and Germany’s diplomats during this entire dissaster.
1:20 my favorite part what an earrape hahahh brass and bass drum goes brrrrr 😆😆😆
Dat bass had to come in 😂
I just had to click it.
My ears have been violated.. again!
Germany: Care for some blitzkrieg ja?
The Egyptian version was sooo bad that Merkel enjoyed it. At least she didn't start shaking violently.
0:54 Kaizer Wilhelm was not a soldier. He’s the Kaizer of Germany, which means he was the Emperor of the German Empire.
Plus point for Colombia for wearing Pickelhaubes while playing the German Anthem.
1:35 I like how they consistently play every note wrong. EVERY... SINGLE... NOTE.
why am I listening to this with headphones....
Yeah me 2 but the problem i like ed it ;-;
Idk why are you suffering too much
0:55 no, this is not a uniform of german soldier in WWI. It's more a like a prussian uniform 100 years before WWI. 😅
2:01 I like how the cameraman zooms at the president multiple times and then at the band which makes it sort of comedic
As odd as this sounds, I think if you put bagpipes in the last Egyptian military band, it would definitely improve the sound by 100% because those flutes were too metallic sounding and harsh.
A New Way of declaring wars.
Egypt is that one kid who never excelled in Band Class.
President of France: "Why are we still here... just to suffer?"
Hollande: "think of the Rafales... only think about the Rafales..."
also Hollande: "ohhh I guess I just found whose blood will water our burrows..."
Colobian Is Not That Bad
Es klingt sehr sehr schlecht. Also halt wirklich.
Clearly just an issue of audio mixing. Would've been fine for those listening in person.
@@Christoph2600 Naja, find ich jetzt nicht. Gut war das auch nicht, aber mit Sicherheit nicht schlecht!
@@kosinusify mhh naja 😂. Aber immer noch besser als die Version vob Ägypten
@@Christoph2600 Auf jeden Fall...
"I joined the military to shot guns! Not to play in a musical band"
Jesus man, it’s like Egypt found the way to provoke without getting too chaotic 😂
0:10
Such a shame. They wear Pickelhauben (German Spiked Helmets) but cant play the German Anthem
Thanks ❤🙏
@@P4Tri0t420they played mid which is above egypt
Hitler must be pissed in his bunker again. 🤣
1:26 Angela Merkel looks PISSED (and not in the drunk way)
Egypt: "That's for the Suez Canal crisis, 🐸 "
Lol, they caused it tho
Unpopular Opinion: The Colombian army version of the German national anthem is the best ever recorded, especially when the brass start hitting
It was ok not good but also not terrible
The Egyptian one was on another level tho
@@whitegold2960 God level
@@AlwaysOnForever Nile flood level
Colombia is pretty good already. I can imagine a professional band doing that on their 1st sight reading of the song with zero prep
1:34 villagers in animal crossing playing instruments be like
The worst part is that the presidents just need to stand there and not try to laugh
Merkel and Macron be like: Oh God, why did I even came here 😂
honestly, you can't judge the colombian one just because it was recorded with a bad microphone
I think egypt instead of having dedicated musicians, just use their enlisted and train them a few weeks before their performance lol.
So, das üben wir nochmal. Wenn's sein muss den ganzen Tag. Der Tag hat 24 Stunden, und wenn das nicht reicht, nehmen wir noch die Nacht dazu!
Egypt playing national anthems puts the recorder memes to shame.
Didn't the national anthem parody from Borat's movie get played at the Olympics? Big shame.
Dude the modern German Military bands are always the best
When you hate your neighbours, buy a set of large speakers, make a playlist of anthems played by the Egypt's Military Band and play this playlist all summer long. Your neighbours will leave and housing prices will drop inmediately.
When the French anthem came I ducking cried 😂😂😂😂
Egyptian band be like:
Now, I am band, destroyer of anthems
0:40 I’m German and there is nothing wrong about it??
It sounds kinda like a fun fair😂
1:07 Who gave the Egyptians kazoos?!
1:07 Sounds like a dying elephant
France : hey Germany ?
German : Ja?
France : Do you still remember your tactics to defeat me?
German : Ja...
France : Use that tactics on Egypt
as a French the French anthem of the video goes perfect with HOLLAND's term as president, close to meme level perfect need a few recorders or kazoos in the band though!!!
that's the spirit yes. Makes the scene so hilarious to watch in reverse.
Germany and France : Nooooo Egypt, you can't destroy our anthems just like that
Egyptian Military Band : haha trumpet go TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
Even Merkel was like: "What the frick is this, is this ww2 again"
Why does Columbia have peak hat and playing a German anthem 💀
every body dance until Arabs trolling their colonial overlords
0:08 sounds like an old 20th century recording
Isn’t this just Egypt’s polytonal interpretation of Western national anthems?
I want the full footage of the German Anthem played by the Egyptians
People who are not German or French:
Everything seems fine to me
1:20 care for some blitzkrieg???? Or Luftwaffe
I'm German and laughing so hard right now
If Egypt wanted to destroy Israel they just should have send their band playing deadly earrape versions of their national anthem
As a French citizen, hearing the Egyptian military band hurts my ears SO MUCH
more of these pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. there just soooooooo gooooood
The Egyptian band doubles as a firing squad.
1:12 Where do you get this video? I also wanted this.
Respect to Hollande, who had to stand straight and listen to this for minutes...
Knowing Hollande, he probably didn't notice anything.
@@ablurida come on
he had to listen to that so many times he surely noticed.
That Egyptian band sounds exactly like a middle school band.