a pick me is basically a girl who puts down other girls for male attention and validation. for example in this video she’s hating on make up and trying to make us look bad so boys like her instead.
A misogynistic woman, who thinks by belittling women she will receive equal treatment with men by being one of them. By parroting sexist views they will get chosen to be “with the guys “ so, a pick me girl. I perpetuate sexism against other women so men will pick me.
@@gm.8805 but that’s not really what people like this character mean when they tell you that makeup is misleading. they’re more talking about tricking men and making them believe that you’re more attractive than you really are with makeup
@@siobhanjune oh yeah agreed. see it’s possible to wear makeup without getting shamed for it (not just for men), and at the same time call out how problematic the beauty industry is.
GODDD I LOVE YOU, AFTER SEEING AND GETTING ANGRY AT THIS MASTERPIECE I SAW AN EYELINER APPLICATION ONE THEN HANGE EXPERIMENTS ON ME???? YES TO ATTACK ON TITAN ASMR I LOVEU SO MUCH
Her: you like... fake pretty, while I am pretty 💁🏻♀️ Me: well.... if your going to be passive aggressive about it at least use the right terminology 🤨... I don't "fake pretty", I Train Pretty ( that is right master the wing eye liner wobbly by wobbly ✊😤)...... 😂
idk if I'm having one of my weird resemblance moments that dont make any sense, but for some reason the bottom half of your face especially your lips reminds me of L from stranger things when she was young. like the way you move your mouth and talk, its so cute lol. sorry if thats weird. amazing video though!
hard while watching? ❌ hard to watch? ✅
uhm
@@anonymitysquared ??
@@randomsillyness too innocent
bro shes like 17😭
I’M 19 🤨🤨🤨
you know it's good when you're annoyed at the character
Fr.
Ikr 😂
I was seriously thinking of what I would’ve said to her if this was actually real 💀
Honestly!
good ASMR and a good actor?? yessirr
i love how this character says she doesn't agree with women wearing makeup but knows exactly how to put it on
It's good she has such naturally long eyelashes
@@no_peace And she doesn't have any blush on! Only natural beauty
I shall suffer through this pick me energy just so I can get amazing triggers. we must stay strong😭
😂
TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - 1:01 || meeting a "naturally pretty" girl
1:02 - 2:50 || trying to make you shorter
2:51 - 3:21 || let's get started
3:22 - 4:01 || sharpie makeup
4:02 - 5:00 || red marker makeup
5:01 - 6:14 || white out makeup
6:15 - 7:20 || secretly doing makeup
7:21 - 8:46 || baseball talk
8:47 - 9:39 || sharpie freckles
9:40 - 11:02 || blending in your "makeup"
11:03 - 11:38 || bye
Rip your fingers
@@sierranickerson1618 I didn’t read it as R-I-P I read it as rip as like rip off
@@avocado.ish. oh
@@sierranickerson1618 oop you reply fast
@@avocado.ish. wdym?
“I’m so tiny they love holding stuff above my head” HOLLERING
a painful watch but a relaxing one ☝🏼
Indeed. 😂
I absolutely adore the sense of humor of this channel, and how every vid is still so chill
Im still in the process of learning what pick me type is, so thank you. Good vibes. I hope everyone has a wonderful day/night. Much love, cheers.
Much love to you as well. 💗
a pick me is basically a girl who puts down other girls for male attention and validation. for example in this video she’s hating on make up and trying to make us look bad so boys like her instead.
@@simplylori_ thank you. I hope you have great day.
A misogynistic woman, who thinks by belittling women she will receive equal treatment with men by being one of them. By parroting sexist views they will get chosen to be “with the guys “ so, a pick me girl. I perpetuate sexism against other women so men will pick me.
My feet are cold asf I can't sleep
You said "National Baseball Association" with so much confidence that I legit forgot what the real baseball acronym was for a minute.
@Pockets the cult leader MLB (Major League Baseball)
@Pockets the cult leader u might've been thinking of the actual NBA, which is the national basketball association
The player she said isn't even in the team she said he was
Not her trying to make us shorter by pushing our head 😭💀🤣
😂
Fr😭✋ but I’m short already I’m 4”8💀
@@avocado.ish.You be the literal size of an avocado 🥑
@@bleeksama2734 BAHAHAHHA😭
@@bleeksama2734 I subbed to you bc of that💀
the way she's just giving us clown makeup 😭😭✋
FRR😭✋ That’s legit what I was thinking the WHOLE time
I UNDERSTOOD AS SOON AS SHE PUT IT AROUND OUR MOUTH AND ON OUR NOSE
3:42 I see we're going for that natural look. This character had me dead btw ☠
what a character lmao, well played- very much enjoyed
Honestly the character reminded me of my twin sister. 😅
The pigtails are giving cute raggidy doll and it is everything !💞
"First of all you're really tall"
Me, 5'1: 👁👄👁
too tall you need to be around 3'2
Me: 4”7
@@jadenjoestar3927 I’m 4”7😭✋
Pick me girl that says makeup is “misleading” does our make up, what could go wrong 😅🤷♀️
😅
While wearing makeup herself
makeup IS misleading. nothing to do with the video, but the beauty and wellness industry is pretty toxic, so that’s one thing she’s correct about.
@@gm.8805 but that’s not really what people like this character mean when they tell you that makeup is misleading. they’re more talking about tricking men and making them believe that you’re more attractive than you really are with makeup
@@siobhanjune oh yeah agreed. see it’s possible to wear makeup without getting shamed for it (not just for men), and at the same time call out how problematic the beauty industry is.
it’s actually funny when the character fits with her appearance sm 💀
love all ur pick me girl/sarcastic roleplays keep doing them
From someone who did tear their acl. I in fact did cry, props to you for not crying!
I laughed right out loud a few times. I really appreciate dry humor. Great job!
I know, I hesitated to watch a pick me video but I'm glad I did lol
Me in the final makeup: 🤡✨️
I have taken part in many ASMR makeovers, but never one using office supplies. Brilliant!
I can’t even tell you how many times I have watched this, this video is hilarious
“You know we’re different types of pretty, right?” Oh my lord… she just sound like a actual pick me girl 👋😭
Time stamp of what I just said: 0:14
The video just started and I'm already triggered 🤣 when people say they are so tiny it sends me.
You are a great actress 💘
That moment she gets the "you're like a sister to me"
2:09 *me who already goes to the gym a few times a week* **sobs** what more do you want from me **sobs**
this is the most perfect Sunday ever
"First of all, you're really tall"
me, 5'4":
“You’re really tall”
I’m five feet even. I’m a short queen don’t come for my crown!
this was probably one of my favorites so far !!!!
Waking up because I was wearing sharpie in my eye lids😂😂😂 that was so funny❤ and relaxing
you are a little bit too good at this character lol
Every time I hear you say "don't move" I think of the scary girl rp 😂 I love all your videos ❤️
This was wild xD
I actually am super tall, pale, and don’t have (visible) freckles as well as don’t know much about sports lol
Eyeliner:❌
Sharpie:✅
Why whenever she talks I am just like "siiiide eye"🤣🤣🤣
babe wake up gumoochie posted 🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯🔥🔥
forever using that sharpie 🤣
“yeah, NBA stands for “National.. Baseball Association.”
"Fake pretty" got me rolling
I am the tallest person in my class, and I fealt personally attacked. 😂
Not finna lie she’s so cute 😭
My look after your done with my makeup : 🤡 I’m so cute now thank you ❤
Ikr 🤡 it’s like the cutest ever🥱
my favorite asmrtist
This girl legit pulled out a damn sharpie 😃
When you pulled out the sharpie I was like wait, is the under eyeliner gonna be whiteout?? 🫢 And then the concealer 😂😂😂 killed me.
GODDD I LOVE YOU, AFTER SEEING AND GETTING ANGRY AT THIS MASTERPIECE I SAW AN EYELINER APPLICATION ONE THEN HANGE EXPERIMENTS ON ME???? YES TO ATTACK ON TITAN ASMR I LOVEU SO MUCH
As a tall girl I take this so funny 🤭
How tall are you bc I’m 4”7 😭✋
@@avocado.ish. I’m 5’4 💀😭
@@Cosmic_kenny OOP-
@@Cosmic_kenny I feel small now 😭✋
@𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞 omg 😟
"You're like super pale" 🧍🏾♀️
the pushing ur head to make u shorter is so funny
This was pleasing and painful to watch really good video 😴
I love your content and the characters!
the tiktok clean girls in my school 😭... like yes, ill put a full face on at 4am just because i wanna look pretty for MYSELF
why is nobody talking about she literally paint us a clown face 😭
"It's a shame you don't have any freckles"
Me: Looking at freckle covered skin....
Clayton plays for the dodgers not the angels! 😂
So funny
the kershaw bit got me good
Why did I enjoy this
we love that natural clown face make up 😭🤡
jesus i didnt read the title before watching this and got so scared at the beginning
What lip product did you use it looks great!
Lost me at not washing your hands and then getting ready to touch my face 😫
None of that froufrou health and hygiene stuff
This reminds me of that scene from Napoleon Dynamite when Deb was taking Uncle Rico's pictures
yes she even sounds like her!
You gotta be a dwarf if you think im tall. Im freaking 5 feet😂
POV: Claire from Modern Family talking to Gloria
Fr
early to the best asmrist ong ong
I keep watching pick me asmrs just to be told I'm tall
i respectfully don't think there's a mentally sane gumoochie fan i mean im a gumoochie fan but not mentally sane
Real
great video, i almost smashed my keyboard at this but it was really nice 👍
U have a really pretty smile
Thank you 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
This is just a rp
This is just a rp
This is just a rp
This is just a rp
Me 5’7 watching this: 😢
Her: you like... fake pretty, while I am pretty 💁🏻♀️
Me: well.... if your going to be passive aggressive about it at least use the right terminology 🤨... I don't "fake pretty", I Train Pretty ( that is right master the wing eye liner wobbly by wobbly ✊😤)...... 😂
i really loved your clown make up video :( i wonder where it went
Her:you don’t have freckles
Me:WTH YES I DO
Tryna make me look like a roach? BAHAHA
1:11 girl what i’m 5’1 😭
The broken leg one a girl in my class said that I didn’t believe her bc my mom cried when she sprained her ankle
“I’m small and full of rage”
thanks- my eyes and face are actually kind of burning though… are you sure those markers were safe?
How did you know I'm tall?...
NBA stands for National basketball association
i’m a clownnn. 😂😂❤
i cant take this madness
Love the asmr and this is so off topic but you kinda look like Lila Rossi from Miraculous Ladybug
…was she putting me in clown makeup?
she definitely was 🤡
Hii
this reminded me of what i was like in middle school😭😭😭
Look so good ❤❤
I LOVE THIS OMGN(●'◡'●)ﾉ♥
I LOVE IT
Omg I’m early for once lol but I have to watch this later
idk if I'm having one of my weird resemblance moments that dont make any sense, but for some reason the bottom half of your face especially your lips reminds me of L from stranger things when she was young. like the way you move your mouth and talk, its so cute lol. sorry if thats weird. amazing video though!
this concept is unique
Ahahh is this clown makeup😂
So smart xd
I noticed thattt😂😂
I get such a weird vibe from it. Like we let her do and say all those things because we know her world is gonna crumble one day.
Kendall Jenner be like:
stop i’m gonna cry
angels are my favorite baseball team ❤