ASMR Yandere Modern Slasher Spares You [Serial Killer] M4A

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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025

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  • @NancyG225
    @NancyG225 Год назад +424

    David: “ I just got back from deployment “
    Me: my 5’3 chunky self “ Fuck … well there goes the idea of running ….”

    • @katiecakes4209
      @katiecakes4209 Год назад +45

      Fr like even my 5'9 chunky ass said "well fuck. "🧍🏾‍♀️

  • @viewer3962
    @viewer3962 Год назад +966

    i love the waltzing matilda part bus as an aussie its weird to hear it sung in a creepy way, im so used to people being really happy singing it

    • @lillylamp616
      @lillylamp616 Год назад +53

      Yes same, I was shocked when I heard it!

    • @DarkandTwistedWhisper
      @DarkandTwistedWhisper  Год назад +239

      To be fair David is happy when singing it ^-^

    • @PurpledaisyShasta
      @PurpledaisyShasta Год назад +43

      It’s basically our unofficial anthem so hearing it sung this way was pretty interesting

    • @-lore-5402
      @-lore-5402 Год назад +23

      Exactly!! This made me loose my mind. A core memory unlocked from many years ago. The entire audio made me feel nostalgic and comforted 😅 not really what i was meant to be feeling

    • @VillainKirishimaEijirou
      @VillainKirishimaEijirou 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@DarkandTwistedWhisperomg what have you done

  • @nevermore118
    @nevermore118 Год назад +743

    Okay but can we talk about how he's literally perfect. Comforting accent, amazing singer, *and* he hates rich people?? He's everything to me

  • @lxmontart9693
    @lxmontart9693 Год назад +163

    as an aussie, i was surprised to hear the waltzing matilda and then absolutely terrified to hear it sung the way you sang it cause it sound really nice but really scary at the same time. like the song is meant to be this happy childrens song from my childhood and im hearing it as some crazy horror shit right before my death or smth.
    BUT I SWEAR WHEN HE SAID HE WANTED COMPANY MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS "I AM NOT BECOMING AN ACCOMPLICE TO FUCKING MURDER MATE?!"

  • @alexiscarlin
    @alexiscarlin Год назад +520

    David being a killer is disturbing but he is oddly charming

  • @jlh012204
    @jlh012204 Год назад +725

    THE LITERAL EXAMPLE OF
    “I don’t bite.”
    *yeah, but do you stab?*
    “…”
    “…”
    “…I don’t bite..”

  • @HumbleMeme
    @HumbleMeme Год назад +1078

    The things I would do for David...

  • @Vivi-wl5jh
    @Vivi-wl5jh Год назад +566

    I need more David ! Fictional characters that are sinister but have a personality that is soooo hard to not swoon for are always fun and interesting !!

  • @asricxapollyon8640
    @asricxapollyon8640 Год назад +150

    The singing part in the beginning thoughts just AUGH. His voice is so pretty.

  • @sweetgirl0513
    @sweetgirl0513 Год назад +267

    David says eat the rich lmao

    • @DarkandTwistedWhisper
      @DarkandTwistedWhisper  Год назад +80

      Fuck yeah!

    • @lilartist9892
      @lilartist9892 8 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@DarkandTwistedWhisperTried eating the rich once, too much gold and hard to chew clothes, 3/10 don't recommend

    • @hannahleigh6152
      @hannahleigh6152 3 месяца назад +9

      ​@@lilartist9892There's your problem. You skin them first, then boil in salt, and then fry in a lemon, garlic, and butter mixture.

  • @valkyrianmayhem1747
    @valkyrianmayhem1747 Год назад +505

    You guys remember what I said, but I'll say it here too.
    Nothing sexier than a man that can put me out of my misery.
    (Great audio again, man! You keep raising the bar-)

  • @matchaicat
    @matchaicat Год назад +152

    I can't stop listening to this! The singing, the little details (such as the begging in the background, the walking noises, the comforting pats, etc.), the emotion in your voice, the story..... gahhhhh the whole audio is brilliant! David is written well and I'm in love with them! What I also think is neat is that David doesn't have a mask while each of the other slashers in this series had a mask on (mask or no mask I still love all of them haha). Glad to see his gorgeous face, even if it's covered in blood lol! I'll definitely eat the rich with him ❤

    • @DarkandTwistedWhisper
      @DarkandTwistedWhisper  Год назад +53

      When talking with the artist about David's design we decided that he shouldn't have a mask, as it better reflected how he was the most 'human' of all the slashers. He isn't killing for pleasure or attention, he's killing out of some twisted sense of justice ^-^

  • @mckbluff
    @mckbluff Год назад +121

    Ahhhh I love stories with characters like this in it, a wonderful dive into morals and means and ends, a very clear reason to root for someone at base but still that gut wrenching feeling of “what you could even do in this situation if you find their methods… not ones you’d favor”
    Using ends to justify means, one of my favorite morality - pondering tropes in writing!

    • @mckbluff
      @mckbluff Год назад +4

      @asmrboi ah, sorry! I ramble a lot

  • @jadentheenby1753
    @jadentheenby1753 Год назад +248

    This was incredible, and I loved your singing in the beginning; usually when ppl sing in ASMR videos it weirds me out but you have such a wonderful voice, it was a great choice 💎

  • @belladonnatea9645
    @belladonnatea9645 Год назад +52

    Waltzing Matilda was not what I was expecting and the Aussie Choir in me immediately started singing it.

    • @DarkandTwistedWhisper
      @DarkandTwistedWhisper  Год назад +31

      It’s a song about a criminal killing himself rather than giving the cops the satisfaction of catching him, it seemed fitting ^-^

    • @aleisha-k6y
      @aleisha-k6y 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@DarkandTwistedWhisperI was gladly singing along with the song til I read this 😭 I never knewww I just thought it was a cute song my whole lifeee is a lieeeee

  • @summerbailey1010
    @summerbailey1010 Год назад +68

    “it’s been a rough week” - Same, it belongs on a t-shirt covered in fake blood stains 😂🤌🏻✨

  • @marlepeace9844
    @marlepeace9844 9 месяцев назад +16

    Soft Yan audios are so rare these days, so David has been dragging me back here over and over the past three days. I hope to see more of him as his attachment grows.
    The way he described watching the Listener before he busted into the house to do his “job” really sucked me into the immersion. I can really imagine myself as the Listener, meeting what I think is a cute nice guy, pulling out all the stops within their budget to make a good impression on his family only to be blindsided by the HUGE class gap. Sitting at the table with the cutlery, having no idea what bejewelled utensil does what while this damn rich family titters and makes barbed compliments and praising their son for “taking pity on the poor struggling server” and hyping themself up for “being so generous as to let us have a taste”. And Listener’s just sitting there, hands clenched in their lap and having to plaster your customer service smile, not touching the food at all because *you have no idea how to eat a whole lobster*.
    Of course, David could be an unreliable narrator and he’s projecting his own bias onto us. But I don’t think so… Why else would the Listener eventually find the courage to creep out themselves.
    The way you slowly shifted the tone of your voice from enticing yet dangerous to soft and open as he slowly connected the dots. Just chef’s kiss.

  • @Masqueradia
    @Masqueradia Год назад +44

    “Know how to get blood stains out?”
    … I have some experience, yes…

  • @DoodleThe_Bug
    @DoodleThe_Bug Год назад +98

    I swear if we don’t get a part 2 of David imma die in a “ accidental” accident

  • @honeybearclaw
    @honeybearclaw Год назад +54

    we love an anti rich love intrests

  • @briarrose8631
    @briarrose8631 Год назад +111

    Part two please!! I love David. So scary and yet so entralling. I love your acting ☺️

  • @Casper_ham0
    @Casper_ham0 Год назад +18

    Him: “Did he find you as a barista”
    me: an actual barista “ummm” 😂😂

  • @erenjaeger6219
    @erenjaeger6219 Год назад +6

    BEING AN AUSSIE AND HEARING THE AUSSIE ACCENT MADE THIS TEN TIMES BETTER >

  • @FaithTheFallen
    @FaithTheFallen Год назад +35

    I was so confussed by the singing at first but this is so much fun! Love this character.

  • @Jesus_HChrist
    @Jesus_HChrist Год назад +6

    "just you and me here"
    "THATS THE PROBLEM"
    I CANT WITH THIS MAN

  • @DylanTheDuck18
    @DylanTheDuck18 Месяц назад +8

    This feels like a fantastic time to watch this

  • @ditzydoodle8381
    @ditzydoodle8381 Год назад +37

    As much as I understand his feelings on this matter, I don't think I could eat in a house knowing there are corpses in the other room - and the whole time I'd be worried he'd change his mind and kill me to avoid witnesses or baggage. So I'd be eating the lobster on the verge of a panic attack and crying. XD

  • @retrolover80
    @retrolover80 Год назад +6

    YOUR SINGING VOICE OMFG?????? THIS IS MY FIRST VIDEO OF THIS CHANNEL AND I KNOW I'M STAYING LOYAL NOW. SING MORE PLEASEEE

  • @azarashi_lessthan3
    @azarashi_lessthan3 9 месяцев назад +10

    NO ONE HERE IS TALKING ABOUT THE IMPECCABLE ACCENT???? I WAS CONVINCED HE WAS A BORN AND BRED AUSSIE UNTIL HE READ THE ARTWORK CREDIT

  • @RED_PR1NC3
    @RED_PR1NC3 Год назад +55

    Hydrogen peroxide and cold water gets blood stains out very well.

    • @lifeofsarahtheflowerchild2447
      @lifeofsarahtheflowerchild2447 Год назад +1

      Everyone knows this

    • @RED_PR1NC3
      @RED_PR1NC3 Год назад +8

      @@lifeofsarahtheflowerchild2447 not everyone, most people wouldn't have a use for this fact.

    • @BewilderedCitrus
      @BewilderedCitrus 7 месяцев назад +8

      @@RED_PR1NC3 I feel like afab people would get a lot of use from this information

    • @haileyrussell9319
      @haileyrussell9319 4 месяца назад +2

      i was gonna say the same thing

    • @ChildOfApollo
      @ChildOfApollo 8 дней назад

      wouldnt use it on leather tho

  • @Korihor666
    @Korihor666 Год назад +93

    Having experienced going from well off to poor because my dad had the gall to have a stroke in America and I became more class conscious I am 1000% on board with David (in the fantasy sense). Eat the rich. 🍴

  • @bored_rabbit627
    @bored_rabbit627 Год назад +109

    You have a lovely singing voice.

  • @throwaway4553-k3s
    @throwaway4553-k3s Месяц назад +4

    he strikes again

  • @Craftycatz1289
    @Craftycatz1289 Год назад +39

    Slasher: *talks about eating the rich*
    Me, who just wanted some food to stuff myself with: 😨

  • @blairallison18
    @blairallison18 Год назад +32

    I’m such a fan already! The sinister singing had me hooked. I love that it’s up to the listener whether they’re complying for survival or because they’re actually charmed by David 🖤

  • @kotaleartist
    @kotaleartist Год назад +8

    him: dont suppose you know how to get blood out
    me, on my period: dont remind me

  • @browneyedDreamer
    @browneyedDreamer Год назад +29

    I've decided to dip my toe into the yandere pool and this was a pretty neat story to listen to; I think I'll try a few more of your works. Thanks!

  • @blackberry.sh1ne
    @blackberry.sh1ne Год назад +13

    oooo as an aussie i loved the waltzing matilda rendition and the accent too!! great vid!!

  • @GuadaGlitchX
    @GuadaGlitchX Год назад +72

    God damn I feel like I'm in a movie with each audio, which also inspires me to keep creating a personal project about an original character of mine!!

  • @SmokySweater
    @SmokySweater 11 месяцев назад +6

    Me, a kiwi, immediately zeroing in on the Aussie accent
    Immediate yelling

  • @Bugloksventhefallenfaith87
    @Bugloksventhefallenfaith87 Год назад +5

    The singing actually was one of the first things that made me relax. Its perfect.

  • @dragonbat9634
    @dragonbat9634 3 месяца назад +3

    This is great!
    Toothpaste is actually surprisingly good at getting blood out.

  • @zo-bo136
    @zo-bo136 9 месяцев назад +5

    fun fact, waltzing matilda was written for one of my ancestors

  • @UvaDub
    @UvaDub Год назад +7

    Hm... so... I'm here to ask more of David?? This is a masterpiece??!? Thank you?!?!? How come are we getting this quality content for free? Someone care to explain, now.
    I love that he causes the chaos but he also cares to bring us peace and comfort through all that ̶l̶i̶t̶e̶r̶a̶l̶ bloody mess. Keep up with the good work, dude, and cheers from Brazil!

  • @ajromero3692
    @ajromero3692 3 месяца назад +5

    An Aussie accent, beautiful singing voice, serving in the military (so you know he's fit), and sympathetic to my broke ass?
    Call me toxic but I'd at least stay for the dinner date.

  • @IamEL1979
    @IamEL1979 3 месяца назад +3

    The crimes I would commit to see the process of how the art was made, it's gorgeous.

  • @ivyjane9252
    @ivyjane9252 Год назад +35

    He seems like a good guy and I can definitely see his point of view

  • @TnntntNthtn
    @TnntntNthtn Год назад +4

    His voice when he sings❤

  • @killer_night101
    @killer_night101 Месяц назад +5

    1:15 his voice tho

  • @totallynotsyren
    @totallynotsyren Год назад +23

    I never thought I would enjoy and audio like this omg this was amazing AND THE SINGING DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON HOW SPECTACULAR THAT WAS

  • @Hope-Kio
    @Hope-Kio Год назад +11

    Reminds me the meme "i don't bite :)" "yeah but do you stab 🤨?" "..... ". "i don't bite 😃"

  • @thefishyoracle
    @thefishyoracle Год назад +35

    At this moment, I remembered I was a slasher fucker

  • @FromUnderTheStars
    @FromUnderTheStars Год назад +48

    Please I beg of you.
    KEEP UP THE AMAZING WORK! Something about all of your killer / slasher characters are just so addictive, please please consider making more with those! 🙏💛🫶💛

  • @mermaidpalace_
    @mermaidpalace_ Год назад +90

    You did such a good job with his audio I bloody love it.❤ I really enjoyed making art for him...Also the fact that he has a hammer is actually pretty cool symbolism of the fact he's a socialist, hah.

  • @zhuzhu3803
    @zhuzhu3803 Месяц назад +6

    Welp, this video aged... interestingly.

  • @twistedfreakery2338
    @twistedfreakery2338 Год назад +19

    DAYUMMM I NEEDA PART 2 OMG

  • @sentienteyeball2447
    @sentienteyeball2447 3 месяца назад +4

    Itd be really funny if the listerner had actually just slipped out a window and closed it behind them

  • @lvingd3adgirl
    @lvingd3adgirl Год назад +37

    I know he ain't supposed to be a good guy, but he kinda made some good points.

  • @MorganScorpion
    @MorganScorpion 8 месяцев назад +3

    You're singing voice is actually very good. I enjoyed it a lot.

  • @A_A-as
    @A_A-as 3 месяца назад +3

    WAIT NO THIS IS MY CHILDHOOD SONG😭😭😭
    (The start of the vid)

  • @Alazanee
    @Alazanee Год назад +2

    Damnnnn, his voice Is really goooooood

  • @bee71267
    @bee71267 Год назад +3

    “Don’t suppose you know how to get blood out of clothes-“
    Cold water. And scrub with the same cloth against the stain.
    I speak with experience

  • @tranSkrunkler413
    @tranSkrunkler413 8 месяцев назад +2

    robin hood went on his rebellious teen phase wtf (in all seriousness as an aussie myself this is like the best thing in the entire world thank you for blessing my eardrums)

  • @koukeki
    @koukeki Год назад +5

    My heart melted when you started singing

  • @mary.notsue
    @mary.notsue 6 месяцев назад +1

    THE ARTWORK ON THIS IS WOOOOOOOOOOWWW SO GOOD

  • @TheGamingCorpseMC
    @TheGamingCorpseMC 3 месяца назад +3

    Yeah, I'd be having a panic attack the size of an entire nation. To be honest, I'd probably faint.

  • @rook5922
    @rook5922 Год назад +6

    Oh my word, you have a lovely singing voice!

  • @makidanielsellis5936
    @makidanielsellis5936 Год назад +13

    oooo! this is delightful! love how hes talking good- but, also, verry clearly bit fu*cked up! also, nice job on the accent- and his manner of speak, realy quite good!

  • @JenderQueer
    @JenderQueer 9 месяцев назад +3

    NGL, David has become my Emotional Support Murderer. Every time I get angry/upset/frustrated with BS rich people & politicians have pulled, I come back to David.

  • @dngrsense
    @dngrsense Год назад +3

    He is spitting some facts

  • @strayash232
    @strayash232 Год назад +84

    hot and probably a socialist. double hot

  • @roseheathens6212
    @roseheathens6212 Год назад +19

    Stop are you really inviting me to dinner in the middle of your murder scene 😭 I’m in let’s eat 🥲🥲🥲🥲
    SIR YOU ARE COVERED IN BLOOD

  • @alicelight4317
    @alicelight4317 Год назад +7

    I would love to hear a full cover of Waltzing Matilda! I keep replaying the beginning for it!

  • @yn72582
    @yn72582 Год назад +12

    You have a lovely singing voice! Please make more things with David!!! This was such a good video like the rest of your videos you made! :D

  • @_F-MC
    @_F-MC Год назад +9

    Video: *talking*
    Me: *starkng at wall in dark* "....A perverts guide to teyvat" *having trauma flashbacks of it* "👁👄👁💧"

  • @JessyDupre
    @JessyDupre Год назад +5

    Dawn dish soap and cold water. Douse in peroxide, then vinegar and baking soda. Toothbrush. Never dry or wash in warm water when still stained, otherwise it'll cook the remnants into the fibers. Housekeeper, by the way, not a barista. That's the one job I never had because I wasn't bougie and stuck up enough for the coffee shop managers in my area.

  • @Ren93250
    @Ren93250 Год назад +18

    I need more of this, please!!!!!!!

  • @verminlady
    @verminlady Год назад +4

    i can't stop listening to this omg... i hope you make more audios with david

  • @ahlysab
    @ahlysab Год назад +3

    I need more of this character he’s so amazing!!!

  • @dinobiatch2322
    @dinobiatch2322 3 месяца назад +6

    So uhhh....how good is he at cuddles?....cause...its just so happens..im also single and hate the rich

  • @Icelettuce591
    @Icelettuce591 Год назад +8

    David is so real for all that

  • @Edgy_trashcan
    @Edgy_trashcan Год назад +5

    I listen to this to sleep and im out before Waltzing Matilda is over😂 I really hope David gets more videos in the future

  • @WowWoah-n3c
    @WowWoah-n3c Год назад +6

    Bro dropping bars🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

  • @Aryana-vg4ct
    @Aryana-vg4ct Год назад +8

    This one's really great I would love to see a part 2 to this
    I just started watching some of your videos and I must say I'm really loving them❤❤❤

  • @GrimmersonAnimations
    @GrimmersonAnimations 5 месяцев назад +2

    Him: I like your outfit
    Me: *Wearing sweatpants and a minions shirt* Awh thanks

  • @RemyDarling
    @RemyDarling 9 месяцев назад +2

    Um, I think I'm in love. ❤
    P.S. Oh, i just wanted to add that I love your singing voice.

  • @avacadotoast5571
    @avacadotoast5571 Год назад +16

    We're surprisingly chill about this lol

  • @jadedshampoo1281
    @jadedshampoo1281 Год назад +21

    I think Matilda is waltzing (I’m like 30 seconds in the video)

  • @GenAqua
    @GenAqua Год назад +15

    I like him

  • @Goopyfrogboi
    @Goopyfrogboi Год назад +4

    Dude you have such a nice voice!

  • @Jillickle
    @Jillickle Год назад +1

    The singing is so good OKG😍

  • @pandoraswar
    @pandoraswar Год назад +4

    "hydrogen peroxide and cold water for the blood stains" I say as my Stockholm syndrome shifts into third gear. XD

  • @naomigoodman691
    @naomigoodman691 Год назад +3

    I’ve watched this a lot of times now! I really like it.

  • @KorilD
    @KorilD Год назад +14

    ...Is it bad that I wish this could actually happen, or is it just a sign of the times? Regardless, lovely work! Love that hint of lonely desperation you put into his voice!

  • @ArianaFunnie-xt6co
    @ArianaFunnie-xt6co Год назад +22

    What a wonderful voice 😄 ” the begging in the background” is there another part? Cause I want to hear it =D

  • @ponyboystaysgolden
    @ponyboystaysgolden Год назад +3

    Okay why am I in love? I need help apparently but I need more of David like now. He's like a morally grey vigilante killer Robin hood and he's perfect. God I'm so gay 😩

  • @kayladaangel
    @kayladaangel Год назад +1

    Yessss what a coincidence it my freaking family name, man being a matilda is awesome especially since it spelt the exact same way is wild to me, absolutely love this video, the voice is everything😍

  • @Studio_WabiSabi
    @Studio_WabiSabi 3 месяца назад +1

    i need a series of listener and David on the run PLEASE

  • @Someones_Potato
    @Someones_Potato Год назад +1

    WHY HIS SINGING SO BEAUTIFUL THOUGH
    GAAAAHHHH HE SO FLIRTY❤

  • @izzybest8867
    @izzybest8867 Год назад

    The “NOT ME” in the beginning made me JUMP omddd it scared the shit out of me