😂😂😂 I've always thought his facial expressions for absolutely hilarious during this whole scene 🤙😋 .. I totally smoke with Seth Rogen and have one of the best times of my life! 🤙 😋😛
The " Time to suck today's dick!" line is what lays down that signature of a Seth Rogan type of movie. Him and all the guys from the "40 Year Old Virgin" and "Hot Rod" are on a roll with all these crazy good comedies. It's like the new Adam Sandler type crew.
@@dino3965 shame on you and shame shame shame on the above poster for jinxing him. I hope he is still alive so he can see this and feel immense shame, shame shame shame
They’re just standing there, they’re not saying anything and you can’t hear any other dialog besides the characters in focus. The only other vocals you can hear are generic crowded static ambient school hallway sounds. I know you’re hearing voices and I fully support your decent into schizo madness
HAHAHAHAHA I’m 18 and I remember watching Pineapple Express on my brothers laptop the year it came out. When I started watching Brooklyn 99 I was always so perplexed as to how I remembered that guy braaazy. ANYWAYS thanks 4 coming to my tedxtalk.
Me and my friend use to pause this part every few frames and laugh like crazy at the teachers face in the background. Idk why but we were like 12 yrs old lmao and then he calls him chimp looking bastard. This movie was soo funny even when ur sober
joe lo truglio is the funniest guy. i just met him in real life, he was cool as fuck, let me and my friends all take a picture with him. love the jack links commercial too, plus superbad
Not surprising since he's also a writer and director giving him a lot to pick from. Amber Heard was unknown before this movie. Heigle was on her way up but not exactly an A lister when knocked up came out. She was in a Disney movie called wish apon a star so transforming from teen roles to adult ones means you often take a little risk. Banks was had a lot of buzz being considered the hottest women on the planet at the time of that porno movie but she's down to earth and seems to not take the house wife role that along with super hero's pretty makes up every female actress in Hollywood. Not really a shocker. Plus this is Hollywood. At the time of the most recent of those movies 99% females in movies were considered easy on the eyes. Not really surprising to see the advantage guy aka the audience Seth appeals too who get with a beautiful female out of his league.
Well said, really bad director, he’s doing black Monday , he’s always stoned, scared/panic/ shady and mistreats as well belittles background through his PA’s , buddy’s of mine saw him give this kid a hard time during stock market crash scene epi 1 tell the kid he took away from the actor don chel 😂, Seth Rogan just a pos trying to bang unknown girls in the movies he’s in 👎👎
I agree people get crazy with all the outrage and “acting” like they give a shit about real issues but what in this scene do you think someone would find offensive today? Just seems like an off the wall comment totally unrelated to this scene
Back then? You mean recent modern times people get offended and demand attention and validation for they perceived offense. That movie was written and made in a time when people were less offended and less vocal about being offended. Hell yeah oppression forever!
"seriously, your jeff goldblum expression made me pee my pants seriously!"
"aghshh, i wish!"
Dale's expression "WTF"
😂😂😂 I've always thought his facial expressions for absolutely hilarious during this whole scene 🤙😋 .. I totally smoke with Seth Rogen and have one of the best times of my life! 🤙 😋😛
That “ahh I wish” is forever an inside joke with a friend of mine.
oh btw here are your sweaty gym shorts
the follow-up later when he's venting to Saul and Saul says "fuck Jeff Goldblum, man" lmfao
"Mmm hmm, I heard that, I wish I didn't hear that but I just heard that."
12 years ago...damn the good old days
What’s THAT supposed to mean?
na really what is that supposed to mean?
I always say that when someone lands a powerful strike in MMA. 😂
Thts my favorite part had me dying laughing
Such a high density of quotable lines per scene!
Meshuggapeth the whole film is like that lol
nice pfp
Clarks actually a great guy tho!
Wonderful lab partner
@@Wnick56 he’ll look after Angela I bet
@@tomerwin1472 he'll watch her ass
Clark is low key one of the funniest characters in the movie
Clark’s a great lab partner too!
Next year college bro going to be kick ass.....I was dying laughing
@@benjamin48th COLLEGE MAN COLLEGE HUUUUU
I'm a teacher! You can't talk to me like that guy! 😂😂😂 GTFOH
Love Seth Rogen's face after sporty spice said "I wish" lol
"Middle finger don't stop the clock!"
The most underrated part of this whole thing 😂😂😂
Seriously my favorite part of this scene!!
"Dude i heard so much about you! You're real cool, yeah man your great" Dale's face afterwards says it all.
"I wish" lolol Seth Rogens face
Solitude He’s like “Tf would you wish that for?” 😂
The " Time to suck today's dick!" line is what lays down that signature of a Seth Rogan type of movie. Him and all the guys from the "40 Year Old Virgin" and "Hot Rod" are on a roll with all these crazy good comedies. It's like the new Adam Sandler type crew.
This comment has aged like milk good sir, now Rogan is one of the most hated people in Hollywood and produces stuff like "Santa Inc."
@@RedDeadRanger who tf replies to a 14 year old comment lmao dude probably isn't even alive anymore
@@dino3965 LMAO
@@dino3965 shame on you and shame shame shame on the above poster for jinxing him. I hope he is still alive so he can see this and feel immense shame, shame shame shame
That sporty spice line gets me everytime lmao
Shyt had me dying laughing
The fact that he's at least 30 dating a high schooler really just gets unnoticed haha
Well, Seth Rogen was like 26 at the time this movie came out.
And it doesn't go unnoticed, it's mentioned a few times through the movie.
Literally the scene is about him being too old for her lol
1:28 plus the whole movie is 10 times funnier when your baked 😂
I ripped a bong with my brother and we were dying laughing this whole movie. One of my favorite comedies!
0:58 His Friends in the back are like "you gotta be kidding me?"
I just noticed that
Lmao
"I'll watch your ass for..."😂😂😂
I love how Clark's friends are talking trash about Dale in the background as they're talking 😂
When lol
They’re just standing there, they’re not saying anything and you can’t hear any other dialog besides the characters in focus. The only other vocals you can hear are generic crowded static ambient school hallway sounds.
I know you’re hearing voices and I fully support your decent into schizo madness
@@maxuabo 🤣🤣
the way this dude says "hey people" in the beginning gets me every time lmao
One time I got super toasted and watched this movie and thought clark was a ginger alligator lmfao
how to spot a poser
@@fentanull ur gay
@@producedbyruiz You sound like you never touched pot in your life lmao
@@gogogoooooooooo I was 15 at the time I was a beginner. Nice try tho big guy
@@producedbyruiz Beginner or not, you don’t hallucinate with weed my guy. That’s why mans called you a poser.
Amber heard is mature for her age. Now THAT is funny
imagine
Wow holz shit I never realized it was her till now and I've seen this movie several times
@@dirtysanchez5154 same here.
Lol...
Amber Heard is mature for her age...
That s what every boyfriend say at beginning about her..
XDDD
HAHAHAHAHA I’m 18 and I remember watching Pineapple Express on my brothers laptop the year it came out. When I started watching Brooklyn 99 I was always so perplexed as to how I remembered that guy braaazy. ANYWAYS thanks 4 coming to my tedxtalk.
Me and my friend use to pause this part every few frames and laugh like crazy at the teachers face in the background. Idk why but we were like 12 yrs old lmao and then he calls him chimp looking bastard. This movie was soo funny even when ur sober
"oh okay you've got T minus 30 seconds..."
haha T minus 30 seconds
I LOVE IT!
college woohoo
"Here we go Galaxy here we go! Here we go Galaxy here we go!"
"This is awesome! This is AWESOME!"
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
joe lo truglio is the funniest guy. i just met him in real life, he was cool as fuck, let me and my friends all take a picture with him. love the jack links commercial too, plus superbad
Years later he became charles boyle in Brooklyn nine 9⃣
I love the slowly building anger
"Mmmhhmmmm, I heard dat, I wish I didm't hear dat, but I just heard dat"
Hhahahah that made me laugh so hard!
you could use almost every line from this movie as an inside joke god its so funny!
"Uhum I heard that, I wish I didn't hear that but I just heard that" HAHAHAHAHA!
i love Rogen's face at 01:32 like "WTF did he just say to me?" xD
Dude I heard so much about you man, you're real cool, I mean you're great
That last little bit is gold
"Here ya go. Yeah no problem, no problem, no problem." hahahaha
mhhm, i heard that, i wish i didnt hear that, but i just heard that
hahaha at Seth's face after that kid says "i wish"
" I will watch her back for you, 'cause I know there's gonna be tons of guys that are gonna be...trying to...get on that.. shit, so "
Hahaha hahaha right.
He was trying to say "I wish I was that funny" but it came out wrong. XD
“Middle finger don’t stop the clock” haha!!!
Im just wondering why you don't date a nice guy your age
@Coloredspaces
wow Boyle had alotta gigs back in theday
Boyle taught in High School?
I'm high as fuck and I thought boyle teleported from b99
1:28 LMFAO
Seth Rogan has a knack for getting with chicks in movies who are way above his league. Amber Heard, Katherine Heigl, Elizabeth Banks, etc.
AaronQ1222 its a fucking mindblow dude...but then theres Michael Cera getting with Juno and Mindy and getting a 3way bj in James Francos house.
Not surprising since he's also a writer and director giving him a lot to pick from. Amber Heard was unknown before this movie. Heigle was on her way up but not exactly an A lister when knocked up came out. She was in a Disney movie called wish apon a star so transforming from teen roles to adult ones means you often take a little risk. Banks was had a lot of buzz being considered the hottest women on the planet at the time of that porno movie but she's down to earth and seems to not take the house wife role that along with super hero's pretty makes up every female actress in Hollywood. Not really a shocker. Plus this is Hollywood. At the time of the most recent of those movies 99% females in movies were considered easy on the eyes. Not really surprising to see the advantage guy aka the audience Seth appeals too who get with a beautiful female out of his league.
Adam Sandler
Well said, really bad director, he’s doing black Monday , he’s always stoned, scared/panic/ shady and mistreats as well belittles background through his PA’s , buddy’s of mine saw him give this kid a hard time during stock market crash scene epi 1 tell the kid he took away from the actor don chel 😂, Seth Rogan just a pos trying to bang unknown girls in the movies he’s in 👎👎
Don’t forget the Korean girl in the interview
Not only is this the funniest movie it was also the best times
Back then before everyone got offended over nothing
But back then we thought people were too sensitive and couldn’t even fully enjoy it. Man, if I could go back.
I agree people get crazy with all the outrage and “acting” like they give a shit about real issues but what in this scene do you think someone would find offensive today? Just seems like an off the wall comment totally unrelated to this scene
Back then? You mean recent modern times people get offended and demand attention and validation for they perceived offense.
That movie was written and made in a time when people were less offended and less vocal about being offended. Hell yeah oppression forever!
the teacher looks so pissed.. he wants her.. but oops>... :-D
Dale was doing some fucked up shit here.
He deservesd to feel all the insecurities and doubt in the world.
Word. Growing up is realizing dude was a total fucking loser.
“Middle finger don’t stop the clock” 😂
no problem no problem no problem!
I'm not a student so I can say whatever the fuck I want
I wish I didn't hear that, but I just heard that.
next year college man, college woo!
Seth looks like a guy in his 30s dating a high school girl
ive always wanted to say this to my high school science teacher 1:40 lol
seriously, you're jeff goldbloom impression almost made me pee my pants.
ahhh i wishh.
'wtf confusted?! face' hahahha
" I wish"
lmao
I love this guys freakin hilarious
Hello amber! Bad news today lmao
the teacher looks like the short version of the tall kid thats friends with jimmy neutron
MiSenigmatic that’s perfect!
You mean sheen
So weird seeing Amber here.
New excuse to date teens; *She's very mature for her age.*
I'm with it.
👀
Lol, her character is 18, she’s a senior, he’s 25, so they’re both legally adults in the film.
@@beachstreet101 exactly
@@beachstreet101 That's true, but it's still messed up for him to show up here high school.
Why don’t you take a seat over there *pulls out the chat log*
1:32 fucking lmao
heard that. wish i didn't hear that but i heard that
He is dating a high schooler? That is kind of weird?
That’s all you got from this? He’s 25, she’s 18.
"Fuck Jeff Goldblum man."
-Saul
"uh huh i heard that, i wish i didn't hear that but i just heard that"
Police Liaison officer 😂
I got the uhh, Oh you got her ass such sarcasm
So hard to watch the teacher standing there creepily
29 28 2-se Middle fingers don’t stop the clock 26
lol got a teacher exactly like that at my old high school
best movie ever!!!
"dude i heard so much about you, your real cool".....LMAO what a tool
"Mhmmm, I heard that. I wish I didn't hear that. But i just heard that!"
Boyle was a teacher at one point I guess
I understand you Dale...
So much...
lol why is she dating him?
She's very mature for her age
when girls think of the game rap album 0:43
Laughing so much it hurts!!
im..im im i good bro im im good
Yeah no problem no problem no problem...
@AyooooAlec i love seth rogen's face at 1:32: "That's right..." he has that WTF face; he's the only one who thought what Clark said wasn't normal.
"Hey people"...
here you can have your shorts back after you got done working out in my car
Am I naive or does Clark seem like a nice dude? Like he means to be her friend and not more
yeah let me workout with your girlfriend and ill give you her shorts after she exits my car without said shorts
I also get the impression that Dale shouldn't even feel threatened by him.
@@Deuteromis Why
and why the hell did clark say that?
lmao, his expression at 0:42
middle finger aint gna stop the clock! lol
LMAO He Look ust like a teacher at my School.. Mr. Pietro
Tht was tight 😳🤧🤣🤣
ARE-YOU-RANDY!!!!!!!!!
thi movie chim fucking rokkkkkkkkkkkksssssssss
doesnt this movie wanna make you smoke weed
or is it just me
Laugh my ass off at 1:40
They were totally banging 👌
0:42 epic face son
XD ang your hilarious.... yeah well... hes my bro! what now!
1:06 to 1:14 lol @ the teacher in the background
hey man, hey, next year, college man! college! OOOOooooooOOOOOOO!
I've...never met him! D8 BUT I'M FRIENDS WITH HIS SISTER. *points at WillowGoblinQueen*
"Middle fingers don't stop the clock!"