He shot my daughter back in 1662. Please, stop John D. Pork’s reign of terror before he evolves once more. He won’t be able to be stopped once he reaches his perfect form. Oh no.. I think he’s heHELLO TRY MY BACON 🐷
He is know as being John pork I am scared of him to but I will keep you safe because I cooked him into bacon also don’t answer his call if not he will hunt you guys down just wait until all of the things are gone also just leave him hanging
I followed his account before it got big, only thing I remember he was in Scottland had a picture of a giant sloth and it had a caption said "I think I found my spirit animal!"
@@average_animations yt shorts kids trying not to use 🤨 or say "ayo" at any sexual joke in a comment instead of thinking of literally any other funny response (failed)
But how, how could he find me, I spent all these years covering my tracks to make sure that he'd never find me like this ever again. Not now, John, please, just not now. I'm not ready John, I'm sorry, I don't have the money. Just please don't hurt her John.
Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants. The grasses include the "grass" of the family Poaceae. This family is also called Gramineae. The family also include some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[1] These three families are not closely related but all of them belong to clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style. The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others. Many grasses are short, but some grasses can grow tall, such as bamboo. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places and make grasslands, including areas which are very arid or cold. There are several other plants that look similar to grass and are referred to as such, but are not members of the grass family. These plants include rushes, reeds, papyrus and water chestnut. Seagrass is a monocot in the order Alismatales. Grasses are an important food for many animals, such as deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows.[2] This is a part of why the plants are successful. Without grass, soil may wash away into rivers (erosion). Evolution of grass[change | change source] Grasses include some of the most versatile plant life-forms. They became widespread toward the end of the Cretaceous. Fossilized dinosaur dung (coprolites) have been found containing grass phytoliths (silica stones inside grass leaves).[3] Grasses have adapted to conditions in lush rain forests, dry deserts, cold mountains and even intertidal habitats, and are now the most widespread plant type. Grass is a valuable source of food and energy for many animals.[4] Grass and people[change | change source] Lawn grass is often planted on sports fields and in the area around a building. Sometimes chemicals and water is used to help lawns to grow. People have used grasses for a long time. People eat parts of grasses. Corn, wheat, barley, oats, rice and millet are cereals, common grains whose seeds are used for food and to make alcohol such as beer. Sugar comes from sugar cane, which is also a plant in the grass family. People have grown grasses as food for farm animals for about 4,000 years. People use bamboo to build houses, fences, furniture and other things. Grass plants can also be used as fuel, to cover roofs, and to weave baskets. Language[change | change source] In English, the word "grass" appears in several phrases. For example: "The grass is always greener on the other side" means "people are never happy with what they have and want something else". "Don't let the grass grow under your feet" means "Do something". "A snake in the grass" is about a person that will not be honest and will trick others. All flesh is grass: Old Testament book of Isaiah, chapter 40, verses 6-8. A very true observation of the present-day ecology. See the Miocene for the ecological relevance. Grass is a slang term for cannabis (pot, weed, or marijuana). References[change | change source] ↑ Chapman G.P. & Peat W.E. 1992. An introduction to the grasses. Oxford: CAB Internat. ↑ Cheplick G.P. 1998. Population biology of grasses. Cambridge University Press. ↑ Piperno, Doris E. & Sues, Hans-Dieter 2010. Dinosaurs dined on grass. Science. 310 (5751), pp. 1126-1128. ↑ Soderstrom T.R. et al (eds) 1987. Grass systematics and evolution. Smithsonian Institution Press, Washington, D.C.
that was very inspiring and made me shed a tear my eyes are like water falls i can not stop crying after looking at that very sad and inspiring story of yours i truly respect you and will always do. i can not stop thinking about that last part which just made me fall down and cry the middle bit was just so inspiring that i couldn't help my self tearing up. thank you for sharing your amazing story with us and spreading love every where. today, my life has changed so much after reading this. it truly made me into a better person. i will live like you did and inspire other people to become a better person each day. i am still crying from what ive read and i can not stop thinking about how much pain you had to go through i am very sorry about your past and i hope that more and more people will get to know it someday. again, thank you for sharing this inspiring, emotional, painful, happy and sad story for us i truly respect you. i respect everyone that was a part of this sad and inspiring amazing story. this story is like a movie and it makes my stomach hurt just from thinking about what everyone there had to go through thank you for making me into a much much better person and i will share this masterpiece to other people so one day, the world would become a better placethat was very inspiring and made me shed a tear my eyes are like water falls i can not stop crying after looking at that very sad and inspiring story of yours i truly respect you and will always do. i can not stop thinking about that last part which just made me fall down and cry the middle bit was just so inspiring that i couldn't help my self tearing up. thank you for sharing your amazing story with us and spreading love every where. today, my life has changed so much after reading this. it truly made me into a better person. i will live like you did and inspire other people to become a better person each day. i am still crying from what ive read and i can not stop thinking about how much pain you had to go through i am very sorry about your past and i hope that more and more people will get to know it someday. again, thank you for sharing this inspiring, emotional, painful, happy and sad story for us i truly respect you. i respect everyone that was a part of this sad and inspiring amazing story. this story is like a movie and it makes my stomach hurt just from thinking about what everyone there had to go through thank you for making me into a much much better person and i will share this masterpiece to other people so one day, the world would become a better place
My dad said:knock knock”John pork:who’s there?”my dad:get rick”John pork:get rick who?”My dad:get rickrolled”my dad:turns on rickroll song* John pork:NOOooOoOooOoOooOoOoOoOoOOOO CURSE YOOOOUUUUUU”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The world is such that we are very familiar with many well-renowned but relatively unimportant figures who have done little with their lives, yet at the same time ignorant of great artists who have enriched Us. This comment is an example of the latter.
@@Antonio_Salierifor some strange reason I understood this comment way to well, thus sparking a confusing but forceful decision to make the choice to reply to this comment with a question as to say- *what the hell does this mean*
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John pork is that one person to stay up at 3:00 am watching RUclips shorts
I guess I’m John pork then
@@seeker_ me too, and what a coincidence that im writing this at 3:35 am right now
This made me realize that everyone watching this video is the one kid in the class that still uses RUclips shorts in high school, even me…
İm john pork
2:53 rn
Legends say,he is still calling💀
💀
fax
he is still calling
But hes dead...
💀
John pork be callin me every hour 💀💀
He be wantin to show you his pork belly💀
@@p0lskiBR frr
his location is closer and closer every call. I am in constant fear for my own life.
@@ForgottenPassword 💀
@@ForgottenPassword 💀💀
Why dose John pork look like my sleep paralysis demon
Didn't know he was chill like that
Apple deleted this ringtone with IOS17.
😂😂😂😂☠️☠️
mine looks like doodlebob
“John, long time no see buddy!” Said Michael knowingly how he could eat him for breakfast.
Dont forget how strong John is.
@@dertpert he becomes weak once you tickle his testes
He shot my daughter back in 1662. Please, stop John D. Pork’s reign of terror before he evolves once more. He won’t be able to be stopped once he reaches his perfect form. Oh no.. I think he’s heHELLO TRY MY BACON 🐷
Knowing*
John pork is haram
Bro got that Messenger Call 💀
bro has a modded nokia
Fr
Literally just won an achievement
Lmfao
same 😂😂😂
bro i was in class and started playing that sound and Immediately my class clown yelled “IS THAT JOHN PORK?!” without even knowing.
no one cares
@@alexandertshugul1034nobody cares about your existence
@@alexandertshugul1034about you
@@vkjaggianymore
@@vkjaggir life
Bro wanted us to not answer Johns call 😂
“Oh ok i’ll swipe!”
*opens channel*
Same
@bona-petite101 are you on phone
@Astrologist you can do it on RUclips too
@@Ur_local_afghan no, you literally cannot retard
@@Ur_local_afghan blud no u cant
I literally thought my uncle was calling me💀
Lol
NAHH💀💀
OMGGGGG😂
Nahhhh💀💀
Is your uncle Sus 😏
That just sent my soul away. I was so concentrated on scrolling in beat and a rando piece of bacon just jumped at me
fr
😂😂😂😂😂🐷🐷🐷🐷👦😹😹😹😹
Same I was so scared I ran
He is know as being John pork I am scared of him to but I will keep you safe because I cooked him into bacon also don’t answer his call if not he will hunt you guys down just wait until all of the things are gone also just leave him hanging
The blank stare though 😭
Bro John, work is actually terrifying. I almost cried. No joke. That's going to be into my nightmares bro
Fr even when I sleep I try to not think but I cry bc of how scary he is I cant sleep I have to sleep with my dad bc of him
Scared
Stop with the Jhon pork bro💀 he got be Rollin on my floor😂😂
@Ryan Williamson ryan stop
@Ryan Williamson I was rolling on the floor, thats why I had a typo
yt shorts comments are wild💀
i NEED to see this mans camera roll. shits gotta be crazy.
FR
Factsssss
I followed his account before it got big, only thing I remember he was in Scottland had a picture of a giant sloth and it had a caption said "I think I found my spirit animal!"
LOL
@@Joshy15 💀💀
Bro did the youtube slideshow💀
200 likes and no comments, let me fix that
i swear with youtube stealing tiktok's features thatll be a thing sooner or later and i hate it
@@FW13Underratedarc tiktok literally took RUclips things as well
@@darkblade1618 I don't care
@@FW13Underratedarc oh wait sorry I responded to the wrong guy
As a Muslim I AM PISSED OFF bro gave me a heart attack and it’s literally midnight..
??
Lol
me too💀
As a Muslim kids I was crying
Drhfhfuhdhf n ddbd😂fhfbfnhfdbfn f ndfjncn n fbjf n ffnfjf
bro I tried to swipe back 💀
💀
Same👹
I tried to keep swiping and hope I leave Mr proko galliard
same lmao 💀
Same
Enough youtube shorts for today💀💀
Not enough
Not enough
Not enough
@@Demimakingartfornoreason Never enough
@@NahjimEdit never enough
The longer I look at John, the more unsettled I get
Wdym?
Fr though he has the lightskin stare
I agree
Light skin😂
fr
John pork is calling meme has been dead for quite a while, but somebody revived it lol
*Oh god thanks Michael, I was about to answer the juicy pork* 💀
Hol'd up what 🤨
Imagine you’re eating bacon and you see him call you
📞 🐷
@@austin529 💀
Hey umm what's with the meachel cachfras
So relatable, I can literally feel John Pork coming inside of me
🤨
Ayo what🤨
@@average_animations yt shorts kids trying not to use 🤨 or say "ayo" at any sexual joke in a comment instead of thinking of literally any other funny response (failed)
@@carnivorrax8542👆🤓
@@carnivorrax8542 if they’re a kid, they wouldn’t understand a sexual joke sweetie,
Bros been blowing up my phone for the entire day 😭😭😭
nice pfp:)
MY MOM THINKS IT'S MY NON EXISTED BOYFRIEND CALLING ME AND REFLECTLY SAID "why is your boyfriend a pig"
Bruh I just sent this to my mom and she literally just said "is that your father" ? 💀
HAHAHA😭😭😭
LMAO WHAT💀
Send it to your dad and see the uno reverse
@@Methseller DAMN
lol
John can't stop💀💀💀
But how, how could he find me, I spent all these years covering my tracks to make sure that he'd never find me like this ever again. Not now, John, please, just not now. I'm not ready John, I'm sorry, I don't have the money. Just please don't hurt her John.
THAT WENT REAL DARK REAL FAST
“You are done”
THINGS GO FROM 0 TO 100 REAL FUCKING FAST!
john pork is dead
Oh god. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀☠️☠️💀☠️💀☠️☠️💀☠️💀☠️☠️💀
Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants.
The grasses include the "grass" of the family Poaceae. This family is also called Gramineae. The family also include some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[1] These three families are not closely related but all of them belong to clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style.
The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others.
Many grasses are short, but some grasses can grow tall, such as bamboo. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places and make grasslands, including areas which are very arid or cold. There are several other plants that look similar to grass and are referred to as such, but are not members of the grass family. These plants include rushes, reeds, papyrus and water chestnut. Seagrass is a monocot in the order Alismatales.
Grasses are an important food for many animals, such as deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows.[2] This is a part of why the plants are successful. Without grass, soil may wash away into rivers (erosion).
Evolution of grass[change | change source]
Grasses include some of the most versatile plant life-forms. They became widespread toward the end of the Cretaceous. Fossilized dinosaur dung (coprolites) have been found containing grass phytoliths (silica stones inside grass leaves).[3] Grasses have adapted to conditions in lush rain forests, dry deserts, cold mountains and even intertidal habitats, and are now the most widespread plant type. Grass is a valuable source of food and energy for many animals.[4]
Grass and people[change | change source]
Lawn grass is often planted on sports fields and in the area around a building. Sometimes chemicals and water is used to help lawns to grow.
People have used grasses for a long time. People eat parts of grasses. Corn, wheat, barley, oats, rice and millet are cereals, common grains whose seeds are used for food and to make alcohol such as beer.
Sugar comes from sugar cane, which is also a plant in the grass family. People have grown grasses as food for farm animals for about 4,000 years. People use bamboo to build houses, fences, furniture and other things. Grass plants can also be used as fuel, to cover roofs, and to weave baskets.
Language[change | change source]
In English, the word "grass" appears in several phrases. For example:
"The grass is always greener on the other side" means "people are never happy with what they have and want something else".
"Don't let the grass grow under your feet" means "Do something".
"A snake in the grass" is about a person that will not be honest and will trick others.
All flesh is grass: Old Testament book of Isaiah, chapter 40, verses 6-8. A very true observation of the present-day ecology. See the Miocene for the ecological relevance.
Grass is a slang term for cannabis (pot, weed, or marijuana).
References[change | change source]
↑ Chapman G.P. & Peat W.E. 1992. An introduction to the grasses. Oxford: CAB Internat.
↑ Cheplick G.P. 1998. Population biology of grasses. Cambridge University Press.
↑ Piperno, Doris E. & Sues, Hans-Dieter 2010. Dinosaurs dined on grass. Science. 310 (5751), pp. 1126-1128.
↑ Soderstrom T.R. et al (eds) 1987. Grass systematics and evolution. Smithsonian Institution Press, Washington, D.C.
💀
Man I'm on a samsung and that still got me💀
It's not iPhone ringtone its messenger ringtone
@what :/ I don't know anyone on android that uses messenger
la krisis ge jkSnjsjaffajahdgrjfhldj
Bro this guy is so funny I don’t get how someone is so capable of such a higher maximum level of hilariousness. 🙏
who?
@@TakehisaYuji he
Thanks :D 🐷🐷
this gets me cracking on
my tv 💀✋
What are you doing on ur tv💀
@@tOmAt-JuDe watching youtube since SOMETIMES i don't have my phone 😔👍
@@BuyLaKrocsNOW oh ok but you'd you write a comment 😂
@@tOmAt-JuDe it’s easy Roku 📺
@@Ezprozpo what is roku
“Aye John Pork What’s Good Buddy? This is like the 5th time you’ve called me today💀”😂
Bro really tried to sneak in Joe Biden and thought we wouldn’t notice.
Where
Bro got the messenger call💀
bro got that copy skill 💀
Jjfu bc j to hug go🎉😂
@THAT..YOUNG..SNEAKERHEAD OMG YOU JUST GOT ROASTED
@@mariusmarciodeleon1489 OHHHHHHH FIRE BAR
@@tanialanza9922"bar" wasn't even fire
pick up his call dawg 😭😭
Yea man he is in the hospital right now about to have surgery tomorrow man
When that happen my mom thinks it's her phone lol
why did the national anthem play outside my house- 💀
bros about to compete in a saw trial
*John pork BIGGEST BIGGEST fear*
1.Cooked Pork chop
2.Knife
3.Raw pork
4.Dead pig
5.Pork getting eaten
TRUE DUDE
@@tanialanza9922 😂
he really tried sneaking himself in and thought we wouldnt notice 💀
that was very inspiring and made me shed a tear my eyes are like water falls i can not stop crying after looking at that very sad and inspiring story of yours i truly respect you and will always do. i can not stop thinking about that last part which just made me fall down and cry the middle bit was just so inspiring that i couldn't help my self tearing up. thank you for sharing your amazing story with us and spreading love every where. today, my life has changed so much after reading this. it truly made me into a better person. i will live like you did and inspire other people to become a better person each day. i am still crying from what ive read and i can not stop thinking about how much pain you had to go through i am very sorry about your past and i hope that more and more people will get to know it someday. again, thank you for sharing this inspiring, emotional, painful, happy and sad story for us i truly respect you. i respect everyone that was a part of this sad and inspiring amazing story. this story is like a movie and it makes my stomach hurt just from thinking about what everyone there had to go through thank you for making me into a much much better person and i will share this masterpiece to other people so one day, the world would become a better placethat was very inspiring and made me shed a tear my eyes are like water falls i can not stop crying after looking at that very sad and inspiring story of yours i truly respect you and will always do. i can not stop thinking about that last part which just made me fall down and cry the middle bit was just so inspiring that i couldn't help my self tearing up. thank you for sharing your amazing story with us and spreading love every where. today, my life has changed so much after reading this. it truly made me into a better person. i will live like you did and inspire other people to become a better person each day. i am still crying from what ive read and i can not stop thinking about how much pain you had to go through i am very sorry about your past and i hope that more and more people will get to know it someday. again, thank you for sharing this inspiring, emotional, painful, happy and sad story for us i truly respect you. i respect everyone that was a part of this sad and inspiring amazing story. this story is like a movie and it makes my stomach hurt just from thinking about what everyone there had to go through thank you for making me into a much much better person and i will share this masterpiece to other people so one day, the world would become a better place
@Adolf Hitler lmfao!!!
I KNOWWWW
I ain't readin alat
Boy why is your word so long😂
Off
Bro had me actually swiping 💀
Bro really😂
John Pork a real one, he be calling Mr when my friends won't pick up the phone
Oh thanks for finding my breakfast❤️
Dont eat animals! They are poor little things! How dare you eat those poor suffering animals 🤬😡!!!
Legends say John Pork is still calling…
Me thinking my friend was calling me😂😂🤙🤙
That sound brings mack memories and horrors.
My dad really said”who’s calling?”
I said”john”
He said”john who?”
“John pork”
He actually said”f**k that pig”
😂😂😂
My dad said:knock knock”John pork:who’s there?”my dad:get rick”John pork:get rick who?”My dad:get rickrolled”my dad:turns on rickroll song*
John pork:NOOooOoOooOoOooOoOoOoOoOOOO CURSE YOOOOUUUUUU”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And my dad said “fuck that bitchy pig”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
Bro forgot it’s not TikTok
@jpdub you can’t swipe in RUclips shorts
Nahhh my dad said “whose that?”😂😂😂
LIGIT SAME
my grandma said that
Im boutta make a retraining order on him I swear💀💀
The world is such that we are very familiar with many well-renowned but relatively unimportant figures who have done little with their lives, yet at the same time ignorant of great artists who have enriched Us. This comment is an example of the latter.
nuh uh
@@Antonio_Salierifor some strange reason I understood this comment way to well, thus sparking a confusing but forceful decision
to make the choice to reply to this comment with a question as to say-
*what the hell does this mean*
@@Soul_Born❤😢😮😢
Michael lookin cozy ash
Bros got that messenger kids ringtone💀
👇 ppl who used to use messenger kids
🗣💯what blud want at this time 🗣💯
I am NOT answering blud’s call 🗣️🔥💯‼️🗣️🔥💯
Bro got the messenger ringing sound💀
Nah Nah Nah let that shi ring out
man has the same sweater as me 👏
Not me actually trying to answer the call 😅
As John pork, I can confirm that I will not leave you alone
WTF?! Really?
dinner is served..
Man is so cute
Fr💀😏
ong smash ❤❤❤
John pork calling me got me dying in a earthquake☠☠☠☠🐷😭😭😭
Michael is so handsome 😩
hes mine
@@emperor8716 No he is mine
Bro I use this to prank my parents 😂😂😂
Dudes screen sharing💀😂
Dude has camman18 profile picture
Dude that looks like Twitter's fanbase!
Bro John pork chased the whole class earlier 💀💀💀
THAT SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME💀💀
WE MAKIN IT OUT OF THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
Papi John Pork😫💦
Hear me out 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Haram
@cadet3149chatholic here. But still haram. Pork bad. Dont eat pork, because that's what my muslim brothas would want
Imma eat john pork rn
@@ZelpyZap gigachad
not me tryna swipe back 😂😂💀
I getting sick of that dude💀
Bro we have not seen this man in 2 year I thought he died lol
This night I woke up and some one was calling.
It was him💀
Really
My friends said “who is calling you?” That had me laughing a lil 2 hard😂
Edit: TYSM for the like guys keep it up😂
@Kenny McCormick lol
@Kenny McCormick yea
Who's here in 2024
👇
Stop fucking begging for likes,kids💀
Self reflection; nightshift; mug!
It won’t let me answer John Porks call.
Trust me you don't want to
Not John pork 😭💀
I got a notification the second I saw the calling screen and I gotta tell you I almost pissed myself 😂
I’m laughing and crying at this on 1 hour of sleep before by last a level
THAT SCARED ME
gosh, I think I'm going to have nightmares because I watched it at night
Bro really said “ YOU JUST GOT JOHN PORKED😏”
Bro pick up das my uncle 🗿
why does john pork look like a really chill guy, i’d be friends with him
Bro is so scared 😰
JOHN PORK GET YO *F-*
Bro my dad thought the phone is calling
he saved us from getting rick rolled 💀
What is this song name?
One more hour
pov: you accidentally swiped to accept call
My lil brother: AHHHHHH DAMN TURN OFF THAT DAMN PHONE
Me: whoa, whoa calm down
Micheal: LEAVE ME ALONE AHHHH sees vision of John pork calling AHHHHHHH sees another vision
Not John Pork :(
Bro my mom and my sister was like: wHo iS cAlLiNg😂😂😂😂😂😂
My sis be like hello hwo is calling 💀 the giga Master 🗿
bro this is funny and most scary at the same time
My soul and heart left my body when John Pork called