The IDF used to (don't know if they still do now) a thing called something to the effect of "knocking on the roof" which was a smaller ordinance release that shook the building and would be followed up a few minutes later with a precision strike that would decimate it.
yo Fahim i just wanted to chime that i do appreciate & Thx for the upward trajectory throughout this Year esp. w/ the works on stuff series i dont think i missed any 🎅 btw, this emoji im seeing - who tf is mx Claus 🧑🎄
Lincoln was shot in the back of the head, JFK was shot through the neck and it hit the driver in front of him. That really good writing, great material.
Ok last unnecessary comment... The Joe Rogan point is really valid. EDIT: Hopefully you see this, you are definitely far more funny than lecture funny. I hope this compliment doesn't come off as an insult...
You should stop bathing, switch to a no mess diet, wear a cinsistent recognizeable outfit, and grow your hair long. It will steady your delivery. I'm a fellow comedy talkaholic.
I take forever to come and will sometimes rail a girl for half an hour before having to just take a break. Have been dumped for it by one girl in particular : /
This short volume is legitimately funnier than a lot of 60 minute Netflix specials combined. :)
Keep dropping these bangers, you remind us funny comedians still exist.
“I get pissed when they’re shutting the water off at my place”
The Oppenheimer joke was the bomb.
RUclips is adding a "Learn about the JFK Assassination" message to the video XD
Not seeing one
Please please give this man a Netflix special
Hell yeah! Gonna get my six o’clock wine on with some Fahim
Is that a good time for wine?🍷
@@FahimAnwar Just on the weekend :)
Whatchu sippin'?!
@@FahimAnwarwomen in UK walkaround holding dog shit in bags
@@rickricky6421 nonsense, it's 6 o'clock somewhere all the time.
Bit about the insult-compliment-beer was the best. 😂❤
A1 dude. Top shelf
man that was the best of the year!!!!!!!!!!
These videos are the highlight of my week
Saw you at the Irvine improv one of the the best shows all year! ‘Stupid stuff you have to tell your girlfriend’’ AWESOME JOKE!
Fahim, you are fantastic!
The IDF used to (don't know if they still do now) a thing called something to the effect of "knocking on the roof" which was a smaller ordinance release that shook the building and would be followed up a few minutes later with a precision strike that would decimate it.
thanks for sharing fahim !
This is an awesome set! Hopefully you'll do more` shows in Canada next year!
Lol! That New Years joke got me!
No one looks at the sun anymore 😂😂😂
That New Years bit hit me, I feel you, I've been bartending NYE. Not really the same, but I totally empathize.
i love this dude's material
yo Fahim i just wanted to chime that i do appreciate & Thx for the upward trajectory throughout this Year esp.
w/ the works on stuff series i dont think i missed any 🎅
btw, this emoji im seeing - who tf is mx Claus 🧑🎄
Taaaaaanks bro
I like the "work on stuff " videos
Haha! There’s no wrong time getting off You’re right! but only if you say We’re Done Here! Like a king
We need to have a talk. The kids are estimating now. The books taught them how. It's so fast I CAN'T keep up.
you should open an Oppenheimers Restaurant like waiting’s shenanigans
“It’s the Bomb”
*there's a lot of bobcat goldwaith in that jay leno impression🤔😅
Fucking love all of these homie
lol. The old voice is always hilarious
Terry Black's BBQ is the shit! Come down to San Marcos!
This is epic.
Gonna roll up a fat blunt of some zaza and put this on while my girl does the dishes tonight
The Israel/Palestine joke is gold.
oh my god Anwar does he come up with this stuff
Learnt so much about jfk thanks dude 😅
lol don’t mention it
Lincoln was shot in the back of the head, JFK was shot through the neck and it hit the driver in front of him.
That really good writing, great material.
the gay cheerleader bit was fucking hilarious...
This was best of ...
Amazing bit that may signify the start of a cultural paradigm shift.
Fahim tell us about anthrax
Ok last unnecessary comment...
The Joe Rogan point is really valid.
EDIT: Hopefully you see this, you are definitely far more funny than lecture funny. I hope this compliment doesn't come off as an insult...
"How much did the Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice."
I am using this for the rest of my life when I meet new people.
You should stop bathing, switch to a no mess diet, wear a cinsistent recognizeable outfit, and grow your hair long. It will steady your delivery. I'm a fellow comedy talkaholic.
Shout-out to LaserDisc
Crazy but Dave Chappell did that exact same premature ejaculation joke almost verbatim about ten years ago..great minds
JFK at 8:37
Premie EJ’s being “right on time” is an old chappelle bit just fyi. Not accusing just wanted to make you aware
Funny guy eh
I take forever to come and will sometimes rail a girl for half an hour before having to just take a break. Have been dumped for it by one girl in particular : /
Fahim I miss your podcast