Eric Cartman - Poker Face Lyrics (Full Song)

[@parkerinwonderland8676]

Doing a character voice and singing in that voice is impressive.

[@Mimeanddash_man_called_dash]

PA PA PA POKER FACE

[@Mortis4574e]

It's easy tho-

[@kingdinamo2076]

You can hear kenny mumbling in the background if you have good headphones. You can hear him near the middle and end of the song

[@orangepie2128]

LOL

[@midairflyer]

yeah. it was freaking me out. i thought i was hearing things at first.

[@puritania8701]

in general you can just hear him singing along in some parts [sometimes kyle too]

[@legallypumpkin]

@@puritania8701 KYLE IS THE FUNNIEST PART

[@dor1towo]

wait, really?

[@shoyohinata1588]

Cartman...is pretty good at singing.

[@ericcartman4926]

Kyle Broflovski thanks kyle

[@applejuice5210]

Eric Cartman hi

[@steelraven0745]

Surprisingly yeah he is pretty good

[@fw_imke3414]

Agreed

[@Voidee4456]

No he amazing

[@Liamousineh]

Cant believe Lady Gaga copied this song bruh 😒

[@SpicyNoodles12345]

I know man

[@monkegorilla]

I know

[@lll_grove]

I know bro

[@simplytoast1086]

BRO i know

[@jamespayne8019]

I am surprised that Eric can actually sing because this song is a masterpiece.

[@trahnoelnikana5791]

0:38 is the great part

[@fIaize]

OH OOH OH OH OOOOH OH OH

[@Luscalol]

No, its all the great part

[@Hydrii313]

@@Luscalol W

[@Luckystars_the1nonly]

@@Luscalol fr lmao 🤣

[@Smileylou]

If you’ve got good headphones you can hear Kenny and Kyle mumbling in the background

[@teodorakrstic8430]

Claim your late ticket here

[@Kyelsantoss]

its true i can hear kenny mumble with my headphones

[@MooniedragZ]

Its a catchy song thatll be stuck in my head as long as i watch south park

[@madi42_0]

is it bad that I like this version more than the original

[@LaneW224]

No

[@affsla]

No, only trust!

[@davidjames1326]

This is my original

[@bellathebluechi]

No

[@Zombiedogg30]

No

[@wassupguys1425]

Boi do I love this masterpiece

[@TPtyla]

No auto tune
No racism
No naked people
No distractions
Only skill
Only lyrics
Only cartman
Only music
Only lyrics
Only perfection

[@Aiya_Tomioka]

No stupid jew jokes

[@Canyou_see_us]

Only fans

[@grunktheshunk]

are you gay

[@mudkip33]

Only big boned

[@pokemonrafu]

no cussing

[@poisonivysmiley300]

Got this as my ringtone

[@CJ-wr7wq]

Same

[@Ethan__W889]

Sometimes you have to pick up your phone tho

[@poisonivysmiley300]

Nice C J

[@TGVZ9382]

I LOVE THIS XD! Cartman can actually sing XD

[@stefaniasavio]

@Gacha Storm Eric is an amazing singer!

[@applejuice5210]

Stefania Savio yes I am

[@astronamical]

Thank You.

[@kiankylelarca700]

XD thats nostalgia the word *XD*

[@Tsets]

Ik right

[@MorgulDemonVegeta]

I love you for uploading this :D

[@virtual4lex]

You still on youtube?

[@MorgulDemonVegeta]

@@virtual4lex yes of course :)

[@virtual4lex]

@@MorgulDemonVegeta Oh cool

[@youcancallmelanceanytime]

You still on RUclips?

[@simplytoast1086]

@@youcancallmelanceanytime guys i don't think he's still on youtube

[@DeezDoge]

"Russin roullete isnt the same without a gun💀"

[@GreekWizard101TricksScotA]

better than gaga

[@mariedupont9453]

Greek Wizard101 Tricks who’s Gaga?

[@xxyohomiejordanxxlive4360]

Eric Cartman lady gaga

[@ericcartman4926]

Thanks

[@cartoonkids6979]

Yup

[@darkex9740]

@@ericcartman4926 do you care abt whales?

[@dalerylericheralcantara9127]

Best song ever

[@Blaze-gd5qm]

Guys they just can’t read my poker face 🦐

[@Hybrid-life-bolt]

I can read it

[@Blaze-gd5qm]

@@Hybrid-life-boltgood you can read.

[@Hybrid-life-bolt]

@@Blaze-gd5qm Tyy ^^

[@southparkfan4321]

Ain't no way Eric is better than Lady Gaga at singing

[@marcoramirez6892]

It's a fact

[@CrackDealer3]

Everybody knew that

[@hunterlane8325]

Eric’s version beats lady Gaga’s by a long shot

[@0RE0_The_th3r1an]

Lol it’s a literal fact

[@AshleyBiggs-ur2is]

It good I even heard Abridged version of Poker Face song if Eric Cartman sings them that would be freaking Awesomeness with a dash of Hilariousness in the song

[@tylerjfinch]

this song GETS ME IN THE ZONE!!!!!!

[@RhondaFizzleflint]

Would love a Cartman-Gaga-duet.

[@aurapixelz]

i know i'm 2 years late but hello ruclips.net/video/qbC8vf7SR2U/видео.html

[@weirddluh]

There is one

[@lamhw]

ERIC CARTMAN COVER >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ORIGINAL SONG

[@alexandrabozoova3357]

my phone totaly offed him self after this

[@itz_byron_s7834]

Is it bad this songs on repeat most days

[@xoxofrnk]

Guys help right now Tweek is singing this song 😭

[@ericcartman6573]

Am I kewl?

[@cartoonkids6979]

Yes, yes you are kewl

[@applejuice5210]

Gacha Gall I am indeed

[@yakulovez]

Yes you are, I actually like you

[@DutchBrosOnTop]

Yesh yew are

[@bloxfoot417]

Yes, very kewl

[@qualquercoisamenosoquetava]

00:37 Oh, o-oh, oh, oh, o-oh o-oh oh, i'll get him hot, show him what i got...
CANT READ MY- CANT READ MY, NO HE CANT READ MY: POKER FACE! She's got to love like nobody!

[@michaelcombs8729]

This is the best piece of media I’ve ever consumed

[@gehtdianschasau8372]

Thx, now i finally get it. This song isn't so bad after all.

[@leerintel8463]

My class 5/6 loves this South park😂❤ it's funny and appropriate,

[@yellow.fellow-DW]

It's inappropriate for childs.

[@TheCloudzzzzz]

@@yellow.fellow-DW children you mean?

[@yellow.fellow-DW]

@@TheCloudzzzzz yeah

[@Gavin_ireland]

​@@yellow.fellow-DWim 13 and I Like south park alot

[@koreanpotato1965]

Me: ahhh omg so funny
Mom: honey wtf
Me: can't read my can't read my poker face
Mom: WTF sweetie
Me: oh im just listening to lady Gaga
Me: ok u scared the shit out of me and i thought you were drunk
Me: wtf mom

[@tacowithsalsa8670]

You seem a little young to be swearing

[@darkex9740]

@@tacowithsalsa8670 true xd

[@LilMsEvanescenceGurl]

@@darkex9740 HOW? HOW DO U KNOW THIS IS A KID WRITING THIS, SAME GOES FOR U @Taco with salsa

[@LilMsEvanescenceGurl]

@@tacowithsalsa8670 HOW DO U KNOW THIS IS A KID'S WRITING?

[@tacowithsalsa8670]

@@LilMsEvanescenceGurl lol what

[@dalerylericheralcantara9127]

P-p-p-poker face

[@whyareyoulookingherehuh]

I SUBBED THIS IS FIRE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[@jaybruhyeet683]

WHAT A BANGER

[@cupackesaremlg4946]

im gonna say nothing ._.

[@theoneandonly14116]

I wanna hold them like they do in texas plays

[@k3v1nst0l3y]

2:16 is the best

[@imixxyy]

0:54 do this at 2x speed

[@whyareyoulookingherehuh]

1:04 what's that sound

[@neonvictory5595]

Creeps me out

[@ThatBraceletyBoi]

All I can hear is Kenny

[@Chados-j4e]

im subscribing and leaving a comment

[@irmabelbel7002]

I loved this song ❤️xd

[@blabber9118]

They didn't change the music...wow I'm so relieved! 😃

[@OfficialMob1]

Eric is good at singing but i wonder who's do the drumming 😏

[@xxkevinxx15]

It’s Kenny

[@ThatDeviousBoy]

Kenny

[@CIERABRIANA]

Kenny McCormick the man know to dying alot

[@macsupaplayz]

Kenny

[@ELNCHIP]

Lyrics
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please
Fold 'em, let 'em, hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it)
Love game intuition, play the cards with spades to start
And after he's been hooked, I'll play the one that's on his heart
Oh, woah-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
Oh, woah-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face (she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face (she's got me like nobody)
Po-po-po-poker face, (mum-mum-mum-mah)
Po-po-po-poker face, (mum-mum-mum-mah)
I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me (I love it)
Russian roulette is not the same without a gun
And, baby, when it's love, if it's not rough, it isn't fun (fun)
Oh, woah-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
Oh, woah-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face (she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face (she's got me like nobody)
Po-po-po-poker face, (mum-mum-mum-mah)
Po-po-po-poker face,(mum-mum-mum-mah)
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lyin', I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue gunnin'
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face (she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face (she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face (she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face (she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face (she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face (she's got me like nobody)
face (she's got me like nobody)
Po-po-po-poker face, (mum-mum-mum-mah)
Po-po-po-poker (mum-mum-mum-mah)
Po-po-po-poker face, (mum-mum-mum-mah)
Po-po-po-poker face, (mum-mum-mum-mah)

[@ΜυςΙιΜ]

she’s got to love nobody*

[@glowsticks9261]

😭 on a video with the lyrics?

[@x-diablo-x1390]

​@@ΜυςΙιΜ No, shey got me like nobody

[@ΜυςΙιΜ]

@@x-diablo-x1390 no shes got to love nobody

[@Thatonetherianperson]

@@x-diablo-x1390 yeah, it’s “she’s got to love nobody”.

[@Zombiedogg30]

Damm this song fireee🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Drago51237]

Oh-ohh-oh-oh CANT READ MY CANT READ MY NO HE CANT READ MY POKER-FACE!!!!❤

[@euwayneiljinnavarro3311]

bro this song i keep hearing "HELLO"

[@LeytonTheCringeBoi]

same bro and its worse cuz for its 10pm for me

[@euwayneiljinnavarro3311]

@@LeytonTheCringeBoi and someone tries to sing

[@Nujab]

I have memorised this song

[@imperatusmauser7096]

2:03 the fuck was that noise

[@lexluvsbella9]

Nikolas Cartman it sounded like Donald Trump

[@mark6654]

Kenny

[@DallasBirks]

This song is great 👍 👌

[@vincentlow1130]

Rocks

[@nikominot]

"What's up Jew boy?" - *Eric Cartman*

[@301brian_5]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@theengineerinabox2385]

This is my new gaming music

[@thefellow7897]

is this a cover or a spoof?

[@eliovega4711]

the fellow it's both. This song got so popular that it made it on guitar hero.

[@Tite.J]

cartman is very talented

[@nicholeherod4533]

when he says “can’t read my” gets me every time

[@thetransportationguy7930]

I can’t Unhear “curry man” when he says it

[@nicholeherod4533]

@@thetransportationguy7930oop 💀 i started to hear it to so dw

[@noahjosefski7019]

I approve 🤚

[@myst3ry_g1rll]

Cartman Is actually so good at singing (plus hes my favourite)

[@Av3ryee]

Did anyone hear that 2:03

[@adambawaaneh4333]

cant belive this song is older than 12 yrs old

[@terryhayes5613]

It's Brick RRB 😍

[@Hacker.J]

HES GOOD AT SINGING 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆

[@lalalyssuh9514]

WHAT IS THAT MELODY??🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Courtneyheartlove]

WHAT IS THAT ATTITUDE??🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@mazzux_the_oscfan]

POKER FACE POKER FACE P-P-POKER FACE

[@Ineedcoffeetolive]

From 1:50 to 2:06 you can hear kenny mumbling in the backround and kyle singing in the backround. BUT KENNY’S MUMBLING IS SO CUTE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@bobiscool13]

ME TOOO😭

[@SillyHaruko]

Let.him.COOK🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@-alexisstarling-6274]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS WITH MY WHOLE SOUL

[@logandehaven8537]

this is fantastic

[@maxrandle3121]

I was playing this when I was skipping school in the toilets

[@cartoonkids6979]

LOL AS I WAS WOCHING THIS SOMETIME ABOUT LADY GAGA WAS ON THE NEWS

[@ejazali5886]

Cartman Has To Be A Rockstar

[@sillytake4]

It actually say "I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be"
Not " I wanna hold them like they do in Texas plays" 1:17

[@Mgbyt]

Awesome

[@CIERABRIANA]

SO FIRE 💯💯💯💯💯💯💪💪💪🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@DragonDudefan520]

spiderwebsnake: *sings poker face from eric cartman*

[@hiiiiiii750]

Their so good 😊 💯

[@Unuser-fh7mg6tq4d]

They're****

[@nevaehhaines]

He has such I lovely voice 😅

[@Angel_Yachi]

Cartman cantando es god👻

[@I5er]

its awesome

[@kellyreid2261]

I'm coming back in 1 day

[@zaxoss.1717]

Eric is better singer than lady gaga

[@BreakingCow]

Better than the original

[@Korachea]

This song do be fire 🔥

[@pokemonrafu]

dam eric got bars

[@TophatArchive]

eric good at sing

[@maddyandrews1561]

👍🏻

[@Sillyxbfb]

Please don't tell me this is what I sound like💀
WAAAA I'M A FATASS

[@annamariedavis5227]

it isit fun

[@mudkip33]

Bro i can hear Kenny muffling

[@JJ_SouthParkFan]

Im more obsesed with this song rather than the og

[@dinonuggets84]

woopie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@aaliyahchurchill5877]

I hear this in my nightmares

[@rayven-gm4bk]

Danmmm ❤😂

[@uridk]

Tell me u didnt come from tiktok

[@danplaysbedwars10]

I didn’t

[@Silly_vannerz]

Guys put in in 2x speed trust me it's gonna be funny 😂😂
Oh and play the speed at the lowest also it's cursed😂💀

[@Ronny-qz6bm]

Where s ookk go and hug q tree😭😭😭

[@Len-145]

Yeah, he’s the best singer

[@Whatyawant7]

I love ERIC❤

[@Tipsbyjen]

CARTMAN

[@edrianfrancisblanquiza3412]

There is so Many Mistkaes in the Video but as a South Park Fan,Ill let it Slide