Couriers have the worst timing...

Couriers enjoy putting you in the worst possible position, why?

[@jonnytroggs5186]

Courier: Here, said your hands only!
*Dragon spawns and quickly reads letter*
Letter: GET FUCKED! - Alduin

[@hisazuryuzen6761]

Couriers predicting the future and exact time to when it inconveniences you:

[@jacobd65]

Man’s said wait let me tell you about your cars extended warranty