Somebody once told me that Martha is gonna punch me, I ain't the hardest tool in the shed. She was looking pretty mean with her knuckles and her fist in the shape of a rock in her hand.
Well she didn't stop punching, man she wouldn't stop punching. Crying on the ground from her Holy Fist pummeling. Don't why know I didn't try to run. I think she's done, oh shit there's her dragon!!
Not much to do, not much to see, now she's readying her NP. ~ No resistance to her blows, I think I really need to go. ~ Hey now, you're a Ruler. Tarasque's coming, no way. Hey now, you're a Ruler. Solo target, go away. Now all that's left is a bow. Arash just made himself blow up. ~
Well, the debuffs start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the Atlas Uniform Didn't make sense not to live for gacha Your roll gets smart but your savings gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the Greg to streets? You'll never know if you don't go (go!) You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an Saint, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a King of Man, get the show on, get ass kicked And all that buster chain is gold Arash's shooting stars break the mold
This is amazing. I'm a new player and Holy "Catch these hands" Martha Ruler has literlly been the backbone of my team. So happy I pulled her in the xmas banner, not once, but twice.
Jesus, the luck on that last 2 turns I had to do this fight twice because when he was 220k, i was like "wonder if he will use all 4 remaining rings AND the NP if i lower his HP to 200k on this turn...maybe he wont, i wont use my Evasion" Attack and bring him to 190k...................... .....7th ring, 8th ring, 9th ring, 10th ring, MASTER EXPERIENCE THE JOYS OF REPEATING THIS FIGHT You brought him to 140ish and he didnt use the 10th ring, the mad luck right there
Often times, I feel it is very worth giving Grails to Martha and get her to level 100. She is basically Sonic's Knuckles, able to Punch most problematic bosses.
Every time Martha uses her NP I can't help but to shout: "ROODO ROORA DAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!!!!!!! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!"
I remember Martha has a wraps while on training: Her seeming dead bro got resurrected, Lazarus owns it. What Martha didn't know: Wrong! It's a demon posing as Sol whom she beat up. Oy temeraaaaa, what happened to my Master's ancestor, haaaa?!
After seeing her np now I know why people always call her tarasque ( or whatever it is spell ) a turtle lol ..and yes I really want to Martha ruler into my roster
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What The Fuck This Girls is Cooler than we can ever be... Btw very good music choice...
Imagine a real life saint in a game throwing punches and pulling Dio's iconic move with a Tarasque, the absolutely terrifying creatures in D&D, doing all this in a bikini
Martha: Should I beat him up? He is your son and an ancestor of my dearest friend... David: Don't be fooled! That thing is not my son. It is a foul abomination that wears my son's corpse. The Savior, your friend and my descendant, would not allow that thing to walk the earth to spread its corruption upon humanity.
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"In the name of Jesus, you gonna catch these hands" - Martha, probably.
Most likely
every around two months someone will reply
@@essay2111 sooo about now?
yeah
Exactly
Martha's punches sound more like gunshots than fists. I'm fine with this, just also completely terrified.
Martha is a walking jojo reference
Star Platinum also has shotgun sound effects for his fist
So Martha is now even more jojo than she was
Nam Pham don’t forget, her noble phantasm is referencing a certain road roller attack.
@@NeinKyori yeah, but Martha's punches sounds more like a heavy machine gun which is a lot more badass
Well, she did punch the Tarasque until it became her friend.
Lewd Saint and her trust dragon punching bag beat up a one armed Super Saiyan.
More news at 8.
Where are the news?
Imagine the actual Saint Martha throwing down like this?
"May the power of christ compel you..also come catch these hands."
Magoon i mean technically when saints dispel and exorcise demons that is, in a sense, what they’re doing
Holy woman in swimsuit cleans up remain of world erasing demons
It seems the title of an hentai
with her fist!
So this is why God told Solomon to send the ring into the future.
Holy knuckle power.
Good gracious man. That sent chills down my spine *SO BAD*
She takes the rings off his hands and melts them into those knuckle punch things and makes him watch, just to make sure he sees
@@juanpablorobayo3437 you mean Brass Knuckles
BB shudders in the distance...
She should've known...
Martha: You're next
bb:"i've got this" *pulls out random avenger*
@@lpfan4491 Dantes: KUHAHAHAHA
well,maybe its a sakuraavenger. or she torments them long enough to where they are willing to cooperate
Can you imagine this being animated, Martha just using brute force physical attacks to to pummel Goetia to death lmao
Somebody once told me that Martha is gonna punch me, I ain't the hardest tool in the shed. She was looking pretty mean with her knuckles and her fist in the shape of a rock in her hand.
Well she didn't stop punching, man she wouldn't stop punching. Crying on the ground from her Holy Fist pummeling. Don't why know I didn't try to run. I think she's done, oh shit there's her dragon!!
Not much to do, not much to see, now she's readying her NP.
~
No resistance to her blows, I think I really need to go.
~
Hey now, you're a Ruler.
Tarasque's coming, no way.
Hey now, you're a Ruler.
Solo target, go away.
Now all that's left is a bow.
Arash just made himself blow up.
~
Well, the debuffs start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the Atlas Uniform
Didn't make sense not to live for gacha
Your roll gets smart but your savings gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the Greg to streets?
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an Saint, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a King of Man, get the show on, get ass kicked
And all that buster chain is gold
Arash's shooting stars break the mold
I would love to carry on but I suck at lyric writing
Martha Ruler lvl 100 is good civilization
Profile pic is god civ
dangggg shizune
NP5 Martha Ruler Lv. 100.
Holy saint wearing a bikini punches demon god until dead
Persona 5 ost is a good civ.
Goetia is Yusuke Kitagawa
FIST OF JUSTICE!
I'm a simple man
I see last Np with normal speed
I press like
Facts
Facts
Facts
No
Facts
*Disclaimer: I do not own Shrek at all*
“Reality is often disappointing”
im D E A D
that first 18s is what i call "quality content"
And it was then God said:
"AND IT'S AN RKO!"
>Rivers in the Desert
>Martha yelling "TEKKEN SEISAI!"
Oh hey, that is what Makoto says in her All-out attack victory pose. :))
Solomon: “I’m gonna do a thing”
Martha: “NEW TESTAMENT!!” **german suplex**
All the Jewish servants: “damn look at her form wow”
Oh, you better believe ALL the Jewish men would want her as a wife xD
@@cameraredeye3115 yeah you right...she has a harem itself
Genre : Futa on Male, mpreg, and Harem
And the tomorow headline news is:
Young girl viciously beating dying old man to death
That NP
That's my attack
I thought Beowulfs np is your attack
@@thepariah7595 that one is Jotaro's
@@b1ackheartp246 nah, it's Jonathan's. Summer Nobu got Jotaro's.
Wait it,s all JoJo reference
Nothing better then punching some evil of humanity while listening to P5 ost~
-use Billy to shoot Goetia for absolute P5 experience-
I think "The Battle for Everyone's Souls" would have been better, I both like it more as a song, and its especially fitting against Goetia.
LOOKING COOL RITSUKA!
*JOKERS NEUTRAL SPECIAL: GUN*
suchiuomizu I think the same
Bonus point: shoot Goetia with Thunderer during Christmas Eve
That intro! Already knew this was gonna be great. And then that track started playing :O
Persona 😉
As a great painter once said.
"Beat the devil out of it."
Video starts: Oh hey Shrek, that's funny.
Battle starts: *P5 OST* I'M A RIVER IN A DRY LAAAAAND!!!!!
I should really stop ignoring the Holy Knuckle. Time to grind some class gems.
She carried me through Nerofest, Camelot, and Babylonia. Never doubt the power of Holy Knuckles
i just got my martha ruler to bond 10 today!
The nost fun servant to run
In order to exceed bond level, I must know your credit card info, expiration date, zip code, and email.
@@garterbelttights6607 yes but actually no
> grailed 100 level martha
ah another man of culture I see
After watching this: i am sorry gramps but I need martha
I beat Solomon with a Boat, a scooter and a motorcycle in that exact order
I drove tire tracks into his saint graph myself.
Who is boat?
@@pyaephyozan225 probably ushi
I like how Solomon got run over twice
Me with the heart of the cards
This is amazing. I'm a new player and Holy "Catch these hands" Martha Ruler has literlly been the backbone of my team. So happy I pulled her in the xmas banner, not once, but twice.
You have an absolutly maginificent taste in music pal...
"...with these hands of mine" bruh I just started watching this video and I can already see that your right hand got destroyed.
Rivers in the desert... I see you're a man of culture as well
Jesus, the luck on that last 2 turns
I had to do this fight twice because when he was 220k, i was like "wonder if he will use all 4 remaining rings AND the NP if i lower his HP to 200k on this turn...maybe he wont, i wont use my Evasion"
Attack and bring him to 190k......................
.....7th ring, 8th ring, 9th ring, 10th ring, MASTER EXPERIENCE THE JOYS OF REPEATING THIS FIGHT
You brought him to 140ish and he didnt use the 10th ring, the mad luck right there
Truly a spendid life after getting beaten up by his waifu
“It’s Martha Time”- Martha probably
Often times, I feel it is very worth giving Grails to Martha and get her to level 100. She is basically Sonic's Knuckles, able to Punch most problematic bosses.
A friendly reminder that Goetia is Yusuke Kitagawa who loves to troll and runs away
Every time Martha uses her NP I can't help but to shout:
"ROODO ROORA DAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!!!!!!! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!"
Doomguy: "Waifu after my own heart."
Once again Aunt Martha is disciplining yet another troublesome child-
(Suddenly grabbed by a hand and beaten up)
Breaking news: a swimsuit boxer assaulted a disabled man. More at 10.
*GIVE 'EM THE CHAIR*
Though I also believe in Jesus, never thought hallelujah was that sort of thing;;
愛だな(確信)
Rivers in the desert? Ah, I see you, too, are an individual of culture.
Words can't describe how much I enjoyed this video
It's like watching Heracles fight lol.
Best saint that feels like a
onee - San
Bwuhahahaah!! That intro 😂😂
Let's go Martha!
Martha sticking it to the child of her BFF Jesus' ancestor
Came for thumbnail. Stayed for Shrek. Martha is love. Martha is life.
Za WARUDO! Road roller da!
Jojo's ref are everywhere
Someone MUST make a comic out of this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
woah kojiro's wife beated goetia
--------just a guy who grailed kojiro sasaki that needs more subscribers
Jesus: Jesssssass lady!!! You do the Lord's work
I only have the rider one :( i want both
Honestly rivers in the desert feels perfect for this
I remember Martha has a wraps while on training:
Her seeming dead bro got resurrected, Lazarus owns it.
What Martha didn't know:
Wrong! It's a demon posing as Sol whom she beat up.
Oy temeraaaaa, what happened to my Master's ancestor, haaaa?!
Martha have awaking her true Persona- Enter The Dragon of Fist
Give him the Buster Brave Chain!
Bruce Wayne: That's my mom
Dr. Robotnik - "where are my manners, Sonic meet Knuckle- I mean Martha."
That disclaimer saddens me, I thought I met the creator of Shrek...
you gotta avoid copyright one way or another
*when a saint has enough of your shit , she beats the crap out of you with her bare fists*
Grail: Martha you have no desire for the holy Grail, I shall make you ruler class
Players: MARTHA TAKE ALL MY GRAILS!!!
Grail: fuck
Martha's command cards looks like me after watching Hajime no Ippo
After seeing her np now I know why people always call her tarasque ( or whatever it is spell ) a turtle lol ..and yes I really want to Martha ruler into my roster
What The Fuck This Girls is Cooler than we can ever be...
Btw very good music choice...
Jesus can be proud of you, Martha.
Persona 5 music is really good!! Suits eith everything
脳筋ゴリラァ！というかフレンドなんかい
The Smackdown Saint brings another false god to their knees in the name of the lord.
looks like Joseph Joestar doesn't get to run this time
Persona music?
Insta like papu :v
最初の変なバトルでソロモンがボコボコにされてんの草
men.. one slap by Martha and you just get send right to the jurassic...
DIO called. He wants his Road Roller back, sweetie.
Imagine a real life saint in a game throwing punches and pulling Dio's iconic move with a Tarasque, the absolutely terrifying creatures in D&D, doing all this in a bikini
River in the desert
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This just convinced me to grail her to 100
"The Lord will be very sad if humanity is gone so i'm here approaching you to beat the shit outta you!"
I like how you used Persona 5 music.
Subbed.
As a beginner who is having a mental breakdown in camelot I question these command card placements and are having masive spoilers right now.
How did the Ruler Class suddenly get populated by punching/wrestling maniacs...
Sadistic Saint attempts to clean a pool in her bikini ended killing a world-class demon
Martha casts fists
You couldn't have picked a better song for this...
2:01 tarasque roller da?
Lol I Passed this stage only with Tamamo Caster and Mashu, spaming NP, took me 53 Turns
Martha: Should I beat him up? He is your son and an ancestor of my dearest friend...
David: Don't be fooled! That thing is not my son. It is a foul abomination that wears my son's corpse. The Savior, your friend and my descendant, would not allow that thing to walk the earth to spread its corruption upon humanity.
Her np be like:
*ROAD ROLLERRRRR!!!*
*Muda muda muda muda muda!!!*
I hear River in the desert, I like.
Hears Rivers in the desert
*Oh wow*
Ohh yeahh BB gonna love this
road roller da!!!
Persona5's ost made me push 'good'
Nice job, Martha! =) Poor Solomon...destroyed by my Ozy on 1 turn.
The first clip is from Shrek 2.
It took ritsuka much less time to throw hands with Solomon lmao